DEAR GAYS,THE GARBAGE TRUCK CAME THIS A.M. AT 800--I WAS WAITING IN THE FRONT YARD SITTIG IN A LOUNGER,WEARING MY BRUNETTE WIG AND MY "OCEAN POTION EVERGLOW" FAKE TAN. I TRULY THINK IT TOOK A GOOD 20+ YEARS OFF MY 65 YEAR OLD FRAME. I WENT TO WALMART LAST NITE AND ALSO BOUGHT ME A NEON GREEN "TANK-TOP" AND SOME BICYCLE SHORTS,TO FURTHER "YOUTHEN" MYSELF. I HEARD THE TRUCK A GOOD 15 MINS BEFORE I SAW IT.. YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE THE STRESS AS I WATCHED IT STOP AT EACH DRIVEWAY, AND "MR. RIGHT" ATHLETICALLY JUMPING OFF THE BACK EACH TIME,,WAITING FOR HIM TO COME GET MY CONTAINER & MY HEART.I HAD TO WIPE MY MOUTH AND CHIN A FEW TIMES, AS I STARED. AND WAITED 4 HIM.. IT WORRIEDD ME THAT SOME OF THE TAN CAME OFF ON THE TISSUE.FINALLY THE TRUCK STOPPED OUT IN FRONT AND THE HANDSOME YOUNG GARBAGE MAN LOOKED AT ME AND "SMILED". I TRIED TO GET OUT THE LOUNGE CHAIR TO GREET HIM AND MAKE MY "MOVE" BUT I STUMBLED OVER THE ARMREST AND WENT OVER SIDEWAYS ALONG WITH THE CHAIR,,FACE-PLANTED INTO THE TULIP BED. "SANTI" - AS I LATER LEARNED HIS NAME WAS,,CAME TO MY RESCUE!! HE ROLLED ME OVER,,ASKED IF I WAS "OK", AND WE INTRODUCED OURSELVES. UP CLOSE HE LOOKED A LITTLE OLDER THAN 23, MORE LIKE "25" OR "26"...BUT STILL VERY VERY HANDSOME!! MIX OF AFRO-AMERICAN AND LATINO,WITH BEAUTIFUL TATTOOS. HIS PARTNER WAS YELLING FOR HIM TO "LET'S GO" ,,,WITH ALL MY STRENGTH RAISING MYSELF UP TO A "SITTING" POSITIONON THE GRASS,, I FELT TULIP PETALS & DIRT, STUCK TO MY FACE..AND TO MY HORROR LOOKED AND SAW THAT MYY "FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH" WIG WAS NOW DRAPED ACROSS THE PINK FLAMINGO LIKE A SADDLE. I FELT VERY 'DOWN" THAT MY PLAN WAS RUINED. SO I THOUGHT "WHAT THE HELL???" AND SHOUTED TO SANTI WHEN HE WAS HALFWAY BACK TO THE WAITING GARBAGE TRUCK,,TELLING HIM THAT IF HE RETURNS AFTER WORK I HAVE A "REWARD" FOR HIM, FOR HELPING ME. HE TURNED AND GAVE ME A HANDSOME SMILE AND A "WINK" AND SAID SURE, HE'D BE BACK AT ABOUT 6 OR 7!!! I AM SO EXCITED I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!! THANK YOU TO THE "DATA LOUNGE" FOR YOUR HELPEFUL(!!!!) ADVICE. WISH ME LUCK!!! BLESS,BILL
Your antics are dreadfully unfunny, troll.
0/10
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 19, 2017 7:30 PM |
HIS "NEXT STOP" IS A ROMANTIC BJ FROM AN "ADMIRER" OF HIS WORK---BE FREE TO WISH ME HAPPINESS, I WILL REPORT LATER. GGGGGRRRRRRRRRR! REGARDS, BILL
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 19, 2017 7:36 PM |
THERE IS AN IMPOSER....."R2",,,I AM THE REAL BILL,AND PLAN SOMETHING MORE "ROMANTIC"--PIZZA,MOVIE,GETTING 2 KNOW EACH OTHER.BLESS,BILL
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 19, 2017 7:38 PM |
Very good, Bill.
You are definitely getting better at all this -- keep up the good work!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 19, 2017 7:41 PM |
BILL What sort of comely fragrance are you planning to wear?
Also, consider some adhesive for your wig?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 19, 2017 7:45 PM |
Go away R1.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 19, 2017 7:45 PM |
If you're trying to be funny you're failing.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 19, 2017 7:47 PM |
Are you going to wear the wig tonight?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 19, 2017 7:52 PM |
For those of you who don't enjoy BILL TAYLOR, why in the world do you click on his threads just to announce your disapproval? Just block him like a good Hillbot and be done with it. Thank you.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 19, 2017 8:02 PM |
Can you wash your anus, Bill?
Can you do that for me?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 19, 2017 8:05 PM |
Do keep us abreast.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 19, 2017 8:06 PM |
Trash men and garbage men make Mama's mussy moist as a New Orleans night in July.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 19, 2017 8:10 PM |
Bill, good for you. Bless.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 19, 2017 8:12 PM |
Be sure to pay him as promised
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 19, 2017 8:22 PM |
Idk but I'm lmao.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 19, 2017 8:27 PM |
Is your wig an Eva Gabor or a Raquel Welch?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 19, 2017 8:29 PM |
Flair! By Patty LaBelle
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 19, 2017 8:32 PM |
Mary, when he returns this evening, he will be accompanied by the men in white jackets and their special van.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 19, 2017 8:40 PM |
Hot story, OP! I love a man I can scrub down.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 19, 2017 8:43 PM |
AIKC's new persona?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 19, 2017 8:52 PM |
GODSPEED BILL TAYLOR
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 19, 2017 9:00 PM |
BILL I'VE GOT MY FINGERS CROSSED FOR YOU.
HE SOUNDS VERY YUMMY TO ME.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 19, 2017 9:02 PM |
[quote]Is your wig an Eva Gabor or a Raquel Welch?
I think it's from the Rip Taylor Collection.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 19, 2017 10:09 PM |
I'm trying to picture "BILL", and I'm getting Foster Brooks in Daisy Dukes and a leather harness.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 19, 2017 11:24 PM |
HI GANG THIS IS BILL, BILL TAYLOR. GOT 'HOT' 'NEWS'. THE VIEW FROM MY KNEES WAS WONDERFUL TONIGHT. 'VIEW FROM MY ASS' MAYBE NOT SO GOOD. NEVERMIND. BROKE MY MOUTH CHERRY BUT. ALL GOOD. REGARDS -BILL TAYLOR
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 20, 2017 8:36 AM |
R26 is not the same as R1.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 20, 2017 8:56 AM |
I mean OP
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 20, 2017 8:57 AM |
HI BILL. THE DETAIL YOU INCLUDED HERE MADE ME LAUGH AT YOUR POST FOR THE FIRST TIME.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 20, 2017 9:47 AM |
Wait a fuckin' minute!! What happened to Bill and the Curtis Mayfield wannabe from Craigslist??
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 20, 2017 9:54 AM |
Just cool it with calling him Garbage Man in bed OK?
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 20, 2017 9:56 AM |
Hey Bill, surely there are URGENT repairs needed around your house. You MUST have that special plumber around ti fix his/your pipes. An electrician to provide that little spark, a carpenter to attend wood. You should have a different wig for each job, I hope that you have plans to install a pool. It will also need maintenance and the services of a pool boy! Bless.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 20, 2017 10:11 AM |
Fabulous story OP. Sorry about the wig flying off and fake tan running everywhere.
Can't wait to hear part 2!
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 20, 2017 2:25 PM |
Oh, Bill. You've gone and spoiled everything. We all went along for the ride but you needed another two or three anecdotes of spectacular and comedic FAILS in your quest for your male Lolita. Then either have a twist at the end where you unexpectedly find love with someone your own age or resign yourself to living forever alone with your wayward cat. Instead you blew it all-so to speak-with the garbage man falling for your charms.on page two. You have nowhere to go now. Back to writing school for you, BILL!
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 21, 2017 10:56 PM |
Bless you Bill! Keep them coming!
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 21, 2017 11:15 PM |
BILL, you haven't spoiled anything. Pay no attention to the poster above, and keep the stories of your exploits and search for love coming.
I hope than the Afro-American-Latino turned out to be a nice date for you....did ya get a little?? Pleas don't leave us hanging.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 22, 2017 12:10 AM |
No-one cares anymore. It was his character's failures that tickled the funny bone. The cheap and cheesy easy blowjob with the made up Garbo was amateur stuff. He started with much potential but failed to deliver in the end. The only redemption would be for him to do a Dallas and discover the Garbo was all a dream like Pam Ewing's.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 22, 2017 2:25 AM |
What do you bitches know about Great Value
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 22, 2017 2:35 AM |
God Bless Ya, Bill Taylor.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 22, 2017 3:27 AM |
Bill seems to have wisely deleted the nonsense about his consummation with the garbage man?
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 22, 2017 5:30 AM |
Wait he posted a separate thread that he got it on with the garbage man? Where is it?
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 22, 2017 7:53 AM |
Nevermind I found the other thread. It was more fun reading about BILL getting rejected.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 22, 2017 7:58 AM |
Exactly. He got his story 101 basics all wrong.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 22, 2017 8:01 AM |
[quote] WAITING FOR HIM TO COME GET MY CONTAINER & MY HEART.
This was my favorite part. Well done.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 22, 2017 8:19 AM |
Can someone link to the other threads? Like a Netflix series, I need to start from the Season 1..
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 22, 2017 10:23 AM |
BILL BUMP
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 23, 2018 11:09 PM |
And i thought all this time that BILL had ended up in a landfill.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 23, 2018 11:13 PM |
TL;DR
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 23, 2018 11:15 PM |
We are all here you Bill! Ignore the haters. They are just envious of your date with Santi. Go get him tiger! Grrrrrr!!
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 23, 2018 11:19 PM |
God love ya, Bill Taylor, you big galoot. God love ya.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 23, 2018 11:43 PM |
I want to put Bill Taylor over my knee and give him a nice, friendly spanking--him in drag, me in cowboy stuff with tight jeans and boots. Sort of like McClintock!
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 23, 2018 11:49 PM |
Does anyone know Bill? I'd love to see a picture of my hero. As of now I can't decide whether he's scrawny or portly. I mean slender or ample.
I lean towards the extra meat, like when r51 is spanking his fatarse or Santi pounding his bouncy quivering culo with his grande pinga as surely he will soon!
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 24, 2018 3:10 AM |
BILL, waving Ta Ta to his lover after their hot date.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 24, 2018 3:48 AM |
People! You are all forgetting about Bill's more recent lover, Howard the Dwarf.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 24, 2018 4:06 AM |
Whoever is bumping these old BILL TAYLOR threads: thank you!
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 24, 2018 4:07 AM |
Bill was never the same after he got raped by Goofy.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 24, 2018 4:17 AM |