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German men

Why are they so under endowed?

by Anonymousreply 82May 28, 2019 10:38 AM

OP, have you never watched Cazzo porn?

by Anonymousreply 1June 19, 2017 3:50 PM

Karma.

by Anonymousreply 2June 19, 2017 3:51 PM

Really? I always thought they were well hung

by Anonymousreply 3June 19, 2017 4:06 PM

Well hung, but like most European men, indifferent towards regular hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 4June 19, 2017 4:08 PM

Stinkcheese for days!

by Anonymousreply 5June 19, 2017 4:11 PM

Like all ethnicities. there are big, small and average sized endowments..

by Anonymousreply 6June 19, 2017 4:14 PM

My fantasy about Germans has always included bigger than average cocks. Watching Tim Kruger puts unrealistic expectation on all German lads :/

by Anonymousreply 7June 19, 2017 4:17 PM

Chris, Janis and Torben

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by Anonymousreply 8January 26, 2019 8:31 PM

Chris, Janis and Torben

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by Anonymousreply 9January 26, 2019 8:31 PM

Why is scat so popular in Germany?

by Anonymousreply 10January 26, 2019 8:32 PM

r9 = gaydong?

by Anonymousreply 11January 26, 2019 8:35 PM

German men are more hung than average in my experience. And kinky. Not sure what is in the national psyche that makes them such fetsishists, but some of the craziest and most extreme fetishes I’ve seen were in Germany,

by Anonymousreply 12January 26, 2019 8:36 PM

I did years of extensive field research on this question. They’re average to well hung. They are passionate in bed and when they bottom, they don’t hold back. Unlike american men, they knew how to douche in the 70s already - so never got the Fudge Pie Surprise from a German.

by Anonymousreply 13January 26, 2019 8:38 PM

Tobi, Michel and Nico

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by Anonymousreply 14January 26, 2019 8:39 PM

now you know why the Nazi's had such chips on their shoulders

by Anonymousreply 15January 26, 2019 8:42 PM

You have to be joking, OP. German cock is huge and perhaps even more than you can handle...

by Anonymousreply 16January 26, 2019 8:42 PM

R9 R14 Three-ways aren't that kinky.

by Anonymousreply 17January 26, 2019 8:43 PM

At least Germans are civilized and don't mutilate their males.

by Anonymousreply 18January 26, 2019 8:47 PM

Germans are the least civilized people in Europe. Almost verging on Russian.

by Anonymousreply 19January 26, 2019 8:49 PM

r18 prays to god every night that he'll wake up in the morning and suddenly have an anteater dick.

by Anonymousreply 20January 26, 2019 8:49 PM

R20 wishes he weren't damaged.

by Anonymousreply 21January 26, 2019 8:51 PM

Nothing wrong with me, r21. I don't go on the internet and call people "mutilated."

by Anonymousreply 22January 26, 2019 8:55 PM

Their anuses stink

by Anonymousreply 23January 26, 2019 9:23 PM

Micha Schmidt

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by Anonymousreply 24February 23, 2019 2:41 PM

Tim Kruger

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by Anonymousreply 25February 23, 2019 2:44 PM

I have had considerable experience with german men on my many visits to the Badehaus am Romerturm before it became the Babylon sauna in Cologne. I have been to lab.oratory in Berlin more times than I care to remember. I have been to Hustlaball in Berlin for like 10 straight years and have dabbled in the darkroom there.

I can tell you, that my vast experience of german men is that they are hung. I have never had bad sex with a german guy. I would rate them in my top 3 nationalities to have sex with, with the Dutch and the British.

by Anonymousreply 26February 23, 2019 2:51 PM

Went to Mykonos one time and fell in with some German guys. I happily played the pass around bottom for them for a weekend and they were uniformly hung (and clean).

by Anonymousreply 27February 23, 2019 3:01 PM

German cock is the best cock ever. And natural.

I agree with r26:

[quote] . I would rate them in my top 3 nationalities to have sex with, with the Dutch and the British.

All three are average+ in my experience. The biggest I've had was German. The proverbial 9 and thick as your wrist. I took it, gentle reader. All of it. Twice.

by Anonymousreply 28February 23, 2019 3:08 PM

Yes, totally kinky and sexually wild!

by Anonymousreply 29February 23, 2019 3:29 PM

Ahhh, Hamburg

by Anonymousreply 30February 23, 2019 3:59 PM

uh not one I was with. It was pretty unbearable.

by Anonymousreply 31February 23, 2019 4:00 PM

They gave their all to the Fuhrer and have nothing left.

by Anonymousreply 32February 23, 2019 4:07 PM

Dutch and British, really? For me, as a top, the most passionate European men (at least bottoms) are the French and the Czechs. It's like they live to serve you between the sheets. I wanted to marry them after our experiences, it was so religious.

by Anonymousreply 33February 23, 2019 5:13 PM

Perfectly intact.

by Anonymousreply 34February 23, 2019 5:17 PM

R33 i found the French more romantic.

by Anonymousreply 35February 25, 2019 5:48 PM

I was in Barcelona once while in my early 20s and met a German man who was reminiscent of Tom Selleck during his early Magnum years. I had two days of incredible sex with him and his big, fat cock. Boy, did he teach me things! Have had a thing for German men ever since.

by Anonymousreply 36February 25, 2019 5:53 PM

It's interesting how you get hooked on one kind of people. My first German guy was from their navy. I'll take a German top over any other.

by Anonymousreply 37February 25, 2019 5:58 PM

I agree R37.

I've always had lousy sexy with French, Spanish and Italians. They want romance and their mothers. They do make submissive bottoms.

For tops, Germans are number 1. Hung, assertive and exciting sex. The Dutch are a close second. Then the Brits, then Czechs/Hungarians and Scandinavians.

But if you get the opportunity to fuck with a German, do it. You won't regret it.

by Anonymousreply 38February 26, 2019 9:48 PM

Based on my tragically limited experience, German men are passionate and hung, and nay-sayers can shut the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 39February 26, 2019 9:54 PM

R39 You need to treat yourself to more.

by Anonymousreply 40February 26, 2019 10:09 PM

Uncut, dirty, smelly and boring. I’ve never met a German that was great conversation or with a sense of humor. At least Italians and Spaniards are clean. Enough with the Nazi fantasies here.

by Anonymousreply 41February 26, 2019 10:33 PM

It's all about the fucking not the talking R41

by Anonymousreply 42February 26, 2019 11:02 PM

[quote]German men

The ancestors of Deplorables everywhere . Ugh terrible race.

Don't walk, run wherever you encounter one of them !

by Anonymousreply 43February 27, 2019 12:18 AM

In German slang a Breslauer is someone who had a big dick. Not surprising since Breslau is now Wrocław in Poland. And Poles have the biggest dicks I've ever consistently encountered, though always somewhat closeted.

by Anonymousreply 44February 27, 2019 1:32 AM

R44 You've clearly had considerable experience of the Poles, how big are they?

by Anonymousreply 45February 27, 2019 7:57 PM

Aleksandar Rusić

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by Anonymousreply 46April 15, 2019 2:39 AM

R46. He’s not German, fool

by Anonymousreply 47April 15, 2019 2:44 AM

Aleksandar Rusić

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by Anonymousreply 48April 15, 2019 2:49 AM

The hottest Europeans are easily from the Balkans. They’re hung and great tops.

Serbians, Bosnians, Croatians, Macedonians, Albanians, Kosovar men- all hot as fuck and tanned, hairy bodies to die for.

by Anonymousreply 49April 15, 2019 2:51 AM

Germanic and Scandinavians do it for me.

Tall, hung, great sex.

by Anonymousreply 50April 15, 2019 7:38 AM

R33 really? For me it's been Italian guys. That whole culture is so oral and about gratifying appetites. The French are like prissy traffic cops, nonstop directing.

by Anonymousreply 51April 15, 2019 11:44 AM

I find the Italians just want their mothers.

I've never had good sex from an Italian.

Germans, Dutch, Brits, Americans, Canadians, Austrians, Swiss, Dan's, Norwegian, Swedes and Finn's are great fucks.

by Anonymousreply 52April 15, 2019 4:21 PM

R52, you have done quite a sampling....

by Anonymousreply 53April 15, 2019 5:58 PM

leo stuke

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by Anonymousreply 54May 11, 2019 3:45 PM

Hagen Richter

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by Anonymousreply 55May 11, 2019 11:20 PM

janis_danner

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by Anonymousreply 56May 12, 2019 12:14 AM

r52 I hooked up with a very conservative Italian man in Barcelona. We couldn't do it at his place (he was 32 years old) and I was staying at a hostel. We ended up booking one night (more like 1 hour) at a motel. The sex was good but very cold. He literally had a wave of catholic guilt wash over him after he came. Very odd. He never paid me back for his half of the room charge.

But, the most beautiful man I have ever seen in person was this 20 year old Northern Italian guy when I was down in Australia. It was like seeing a unicorn or fashion model. His friends were also very attractive, but everyone in the hostel's kitchen was focused on him. I now understand what people mean when they talk about a youthful glow.

German men are sexy as hell. I'm still in my 20s so I stay at hostel and travel solo. Every city I end up making a small friends group from other travelers, there is usually a German guy in the mix. Unfortunately, most have been straight but those accents and attitude gets me hard.

I've had my heart broken by two Polish guys. I can't quit those crazy sexy bastards. Cocks are average but everything else makes me weak. A Russian guy at my hostel gave me my first taste in a domination. He slapped that beautiful uncut cock against my face, choked me, barked orders in his broken english, and came all over my face. I didn't know I that I liked that stuff. Best drunk hookup of my life, thank you Saint Petersburg!

My List: -German -Swedish -Polish -British

by Anonymousreply 57May 12, 2019 12:55 AM

Konstantin Resch

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by Anonymousreply 58May 20, 2019 12:07 PM

Julius Ise

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by Anonymousreply 59May 20, 2019 12:12 PM

Made in Germany

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by Anonymousreply 60May 25, 2019 5:10 PM

OP, you're thinking of Spanish men.

by Anonymousreply 61May 25, 2019 5:14 PM

Another vote for the Germans and Dutch. Its obvious OP has never tested the waters. Young hot USA gays, you'd do yourself a favor getting out of your shithole country to find a hot German or Dutch husband

by Anonymousreply 62May 25, 2019 5:47 PM

Hot pics!

by Anonymousreply 63May 25, 2019 9:24 PM

The Germans are way too pale.

by Anonymousreply 64May 25, 2019 9:31 PM

Beautiful

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by Anonymousreply 65May 25, 2019 10:04 PM

Where can i find german and dutch who would fuck me 😭

by Anonymousreply 66May 26, 2019 12:29 AM

OP Stop projecting.

Go visit and you'll leave walking bowlegged.

by Anonymousreply 67May 26, 2019 12:31 AM

The uber sexy German Thom Barron would beg to differ about Germans having small peckers.

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by Anonymousreply 68May 26, 2019 12:32 AM

Every German man I've had had a pensil dick.

by Anonymousreply 69May 26, 2019 12:44 AM

People like pretending that some ethnicities don't have bigger dicks than others on average.

by Anonymousreply 70May 26, 2019 12:51 AM

German Men Suck As Lovers, Says Survey Of 15,000 Women. "Too smelly"! OH NO!!!

I remember 4 years ago when I was at the Streetlife Festival in Munich. We strolled through the festival and every 50 feet (not exaggerating here) we had to quickly change directions or quicken the pace due to strong body odors. We didn't even bother finding out where the odor was coming from. It was gross. And, to think this event was outdoors. I cannot even imagine what it would be like indoors. Actually, I can imagine it, since now I remember when I was younger, I had to prematurely leave a club in Berlin since I was suffocating from the pungent indoor air. ha ha ha....

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by Anonymousreply 71May 26, 2019 1:45 AM

Would all of you stop being so stupid?

Seriously there are hung and not so hung in every country. There are bathed and not so bathed in every country.

by Anonymousreply 72May 26, 2019 4:44 PM

R69 Perhaps you attract a certain type? I certainly had a lot of well-endowed german men there, and I was there for five years.

by Anonymousreply 73May 26, 2019 4:56 PM

People like pretending that people like pretending...

by Anonymousreply 74May 26, 2019 6:32 PM

Please don't lump the Dutch in with the Germans: We've got a sense of humour.

by Anonymousreply 75May 26, 2019 6:42 PM

Underendowed?

Horst Wagenbauer has a bone to pick with you on that one.

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by Anonymousreply 76May 26, 2019 6:44 PM

I would make room for THAT cock

by Anonymousreply 77May 27, 2019 4:08 PM

Two of my exes were German - 1 full blooded (non-Jewish academics who escaped into Switzerland); the other had mostly German ancestry, with some Irish and Scottish mixed in.

While I agree with R72 in that there are hung, average, and small across all nationalities and ethnicities, my experience with these two, and some other Germans I have played with, gives me reason to say Germans seem to be packing more than others.

The two exes were very thick, and hung large soft as well. Both were in the 8-9” range - and as one was only 5’9” himself, he looked incredibly large; the other at just a smidge over my height (6’2”) looked large too, but more proportional than the shorter one.

Both had their quirks to be sure, but were a ton of fun in the sack, knew how to use their gifts. I sometimes think that the shorter one was my “one that got away”.

by Anonymousreply 78May 27, 2019 4:30 PM

Anecdotal evidence is not evidence. Two is not a sample.

by Anonymousreply 79May 28, 2019 7:19 AM

R79 tiny meat

by Anonymousreply 80May 28, 2019 7:32 AM

I hooked up with a German guy here on vacation. I was so excited thinking he was going to be hung. He was about has hung as my thumb. He beat off and left. It was a real let down. I've never gotten excited when someone said, "German," again.

by Anonymousreply 81May 28, 2019 8:27 AM

When the German guy I met in the backroom fucked me in the ass, I was already choking before his dick was fully in.

Very. Well. Hung.

by Anonymousreply 82May 28, 2019 10:38 AM
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