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Why are they so under endowed?

by Anonymousreply 53Last Monday at 9:58 AM

OP, have you never watched Cazzo porn?

by Anonymousreply 106/19/2017


by Anonymousreply 206/19/2017

Really? I always thought they were well hung

by Anonymousreply 306/19/2017

Well hung, but like most European men, indifferent towards regular hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 406/19/2017

Stinkcheese for days!

by Anonymousreply 506/19/2017

Like all ethnicities. there are big, small and average sized endowments..

by Anonymousreply 606/19/2017

My fantasy about Germans has always included bigger than average cocks. Watching Tim Kruger puts unrealistic expectation on all German lads :/

by Anonymousreply 706/19/2017

Chris, Janis and Torben

by Anonymousreply 801/26/2019

Chris, Janis and Torben

by Anonymousreply 901/26/2019

Why is scat so popular in Germany?

by Anonymousreply 1001/26/2019

r9 = gaydong?

by Anonymousreply 1101/26/2019

German men are more hung than average in my experience. And kinky. Not sure what is in the national psyche that makes them such fetsishists, but some of the craziest and most extreme fetishes I’ve seen were in Germany,

by Anonymousreply 1201/26/2019

I did years of extensive field research on this question. They’re average to well hung. They are passionate in bed and when they bottom, they don’t hold back. Unlike american men, they knew how to douche in the 70s already - so never got the Fudge Pie Surprise from a German.

by Anonymousreply 1301/26/2019

Tobi, Michel and Nico

by Anonymousreply 1401/26/2019

now you know why the Nazi's had such chips on their shoulders

by Anonymousreply 1501/26/2019

You have to be joking, OP. German cock is huge and perhaps even more than you can handle...

by Anonymousreply 1601/26/2019

R9 R14 Three-ways aren't that kinky.

by Anonymousreply 1701/26/2019

At least Germans are civilized and don't mutilate their males.

by Anonymousreply 1801/26/2019

Germans are the least civilized people in Europe. Almost verging on Russian.

by Anonymousreply 1901/26/2019

r18 prays to god every night that he'll wake up in the morning and suddenly have an anteater dick.

by Anonymousreply 2001/26/2019

R20 wishes he weren't damaged.

by Anonymousreply 2101/26/2019

Nothing wrong with me, r21. I don't go on the internet and call people "mutilated."

by Anonymousreply 2201/26/2019

Their anuses stink

by Anonymousreply 2301/26/2019

Micha Schmidt

by Anonymousreply 2402/23/2019

Tim Kruger

by Anonymousreply 2502/23/2019

I have had considerable experience with german men on my many visits to the Badehaus am Romerturm before it became the Babylon sauna in Cologne. I have been to lab.oratory in Berlin more times than I care to remember. I have been to Hustlaball in Berlin for like 10 straight years and have dabbled in the darkroom there.

I can tell you, that my vast experience of german men is that they are hung. I have never had bad sex with a german guy. I would rate them in my top 3 nationalities to have sex with, with the Dutch and the British.

by Anonymousreply 2602/23/2019

Went to Mykonos one time and fell in with some German guys. I happily played the pass around bottom for them for a weekend and they were uniformly hung (and clean).

by Anonymousreply 2702/23/2019

German cock is the best cock ever. And natural.

I agree with r26:

[quote] . I would rate them in my top 3 nationalities to have sex with, with the Dutch and the British.

All three are average+ in my experience. The biggest I've had was German. The proverbial 9 and thick as your wrist. I took it, gentle reader. All of it. Twice.

by Anonymousreply 2802/23/2019

Yes, totally kinky and sexually wild!

by Anonymousreply 2902/23/2019

Ahhh, Hamburg

by Anonymousreply 3002/23/2019

uh not one I was with. It was pretty unbearable.

by Anonymousreply 3102/23/2019

They gave their all to the Fuhrer and have nothing left.

by Anonymousreply 3202/23/2019

Dutch and British, really? For me, as a top, the most passionate European men (at least bottoms) are the French and the Czechs. It's like they live to serve you between the sheets. I wanted to marry them after our experiences, it was so religious.

by Anonymousreply 3302/23/2019

Perfectly intact.

by Anonymousreply 3402/23/2019

R33 i found the French more romantic.

by Anonymousreply 3502/25/2019

I was in Barcelona once while in my early 20s and met a German man who was reminiscent of Tom Selleck during his early Magnum years. I had two days of incredible sex with him and his big, fat cock. Boy, did he teach me things! Have had a thing for German men ever since.

by Anonymousreply 3602/25/2019

It's interesting how you get hooked on one kind of people. My first German guy was from their navy. I'll take a German top over any other.

by Anonymousreply 3702/25/2019

I agree R37.

I've always had lousy sexy with French, Spanish and Italians. They want romance and their mothers. They do make submissive bottoms.

For tops, Germans are number 1. Hung, assertive and exciting sex. The Dutch are a close second. Then the Brits, then Czechs/Hungarians and Scandinavians.

But if you get the opportunity to fuck with a German, do it. You won't regret it.

by Anonymousreply 3802/26/2019

Based on my tragically limited experience, German men are passionate and hung, and nay-sayers can shut the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 3902/26/2019

R39 You need to treat yourself to more.

by Anonymousreply 4002/26/2019

Uncut, dirty, smelly and boring. I’ve never met a German that was great conversation or with a sense of humor. At least Italians and Spaniards are clean. Enough with the Nazi fantasies here.

by Anonymousreply 4102/26/2019

It's all about the fucking not the talking R41

by Anonymousreply 4202/26/2019

[quote]German men

The ancestors of Deplorables everywhere . Ugh terrible race.

Don't walk, run wherever you encounter one of them !

by Anonymousreply 4302/26/2019

In German slang a Breslauer is someone who had a big dick. Not surprising since Breslau is now Wrocław in Poland. And Poles have the biggest dicks I've ever consistently encountered, though always somewhat closeted.

by Anonymousreply 4402/26/2019

R44 You've clearly had considerable experience of the Poles, how big are they?

by Anonymousreply 4502/27/2019

Aleksandar Rusić

by Anonymousreply 46Last Sunday at 6:39 PM

R46. He’s not German, fool

by Anonymousreply 47Last Sunday at 6:44 PM

Aleksandar Rusić

by Anonymousreply 48Last Sunday at 6:49 PM

The hottest Europeans are easily from the Balkans. They’re hung and great tops.

Serbians, Bosnians, Croatians, Macedonians, Albanians, Kosovar men- all hot as fuck and tanned, hairy bodies to die for.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Sunday at 6:51 PM

Germanic and Scandinavians do it for me.

Tall, hung, great sex.

by Anonymousreply 50Last Sunday at 11:38 PM

R33 really? For me it's been Italian guys. That whole culture is so oral and about gratifying appetites. The French are like prissy traffic cops, nonstop directing.

by Anonymousreply 51Last Monday at 3:44 AM

I find the Italians just want their mothers.

I've never had good sex from an Italian.

Germans, Dutch, Brits, Americans, Canadians, Austrians, Swiss, Dan's, Norwegian, Swedes and Finn's are great fucks.

by Anonymousreply 52Last Monday at 8:21 AM

R52, you have done quite a sampling....

by Anonymousreply 53Last Monday at 9:58 AM
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