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"______is the poor man's _______."

There was a thread like this years ago, but so much has changed since then.

Old examples included things like "Harry Connick, Jr is the poor man's Sinatra" or "Dick Cheney is the poor man's Satan."

Theresa May is the poor man's Thatcher.

by Anonymousreply 12604/09/2018

Trump is the poor man's Hitler.

by Anonymousreply 106/16/2017

Melania Trump is the poor man's Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy.

by Anonymousreply 206/16/2017

OP is the poor man's W&W.

by Anonymousreply 306/16/2017

Gio Benitez and Tommy Di Dario are the poor man's Anderson Cooper and Benjamin Maisani.

by Anonymousreply 406/16/2017

Joan Collins is the poor man's Elizabeth Taylor

Jayne Mansfield is the poor man's Marilyn Monroe

Diana Dors is the poor man's Jayne Mansfield

by Anonymousreply 506/16/2017

Sorry, this person won't be well known here, having just recently become the leader of Canada's Conservative party.

For future reference, though, I would suggest that Andrew Scheer is the poor man's Mr. Haney.

by Anonymousreply 606/16/2017

Olivia de Havilland is the poor man's Luise Rainer.

by Anonymousreply 706/16/2017

Hulu is the poor man's Netflix.

Putin is the poor man's Stalin.

That new woman on that one crime drama is the poor man's that other woman who used to be on that crime drama

by Anonymousreply 806/16/2017

Grenfell Tower fire is the poor man's 9/11.

by Anonymousreply 906/16/2017

Judy Garland is the poor man's Whitney Houston

by Anonymousreply 1006/16/2017

Philadelphia is the poor man's New York.

by Anonymousreply 1106/16/2017

Lindsay Lohan is the poor man's Melania Trump ( they're both whores)

by Anonymousreply 1206/16/2017

The Justice League is the poor man's The Avengers.

(Dodging flames)

by Anonymousreply 1306/16/2017

Baltimore is a poor man's Philadelphia.

by Anonymousreply 1406/16/2017

Ivanka is the poor man's Marie Antoinette.

by Anonymousreply 1506/16/2017

Black Widow is the poor man's Wonder Woman.

by Anonymousreply 1606/16/2017

Kate Jackson is the poor man's Meryl Streep.

by Anonymousreply 1706/16/2017

Melania is the poor man's Carla Bruni

Meghan Markle is the poor man's Kate Middleton

by Anonymousreply 1806/16/2017

The Texas Gulf Coast is the poor man's Hawaii.

by Anonymousreply 1906/16/2017

Mischa Barton is the poor man's Lohan.

by Anonymousreply 2006/16/2017

Jack Klugman was the poor man's Walter Matthau

Tony Randall was the poor man's Jack Lemmon

by Anonymousreply 2106/16/2017

Deborah Cox is the poor man's Whitney Houston.

by Anonymousreply 2206/16/2017

Rita is the poor man's Chita.

by Anonymousreply 2306/16/2017

The current West Wing is the poor man's Court of the Borgias

by Anonymousreply 2406/16/2017

Monica Potter was the poor man's Julia Roberts.

by Anonymousreply 2506/16/2017

Lorna Patterson is the poor man's Goldie Hawn.

by Anonymousreply 2606/16/2017

Cissy Houston is the poor man's Patsy Ramsey.

by Anonymousreply 2706/16/2017

Sally Ann Howes is the poor man's Julie Andrews.

by Anonymousreply 2806/16/2017

Bannon is the poor man's Karl Rove.

Karl Rove is the poor man's Machiavelli.

by Anonymousreply 2906/16/2017

Oxycodone used to be the poor man's heroin.

Now heroin is the poor man's Oxy.

by Anonymousreply 3006/16/2017

Coriolanus Burt is the poor man's Titus Andromedon

by Anonymousreply 3106/16/2017

Steve Scalise is the new John Wayne Bobbit.

by Anonymousreply 3206/16/2017

Theresa Russell is the poor man's Kim Cattrall.

Mamie Van Doren is the poor man's Jayne Mansfield

by Anonymousreply 3306/16/2017

Miami is the poor man's Los Angeles.

by Anonymousreply 3406/16/2017

Seattle is the poor man's Vancouver.

by Anonymousreply 3506/16/2017

Taylor Swift is the destitute man's Joni Mitchell

by Anonymousreply 3606/16/2017

Karen "Mother" Pence is the poor man's Barbara Pierce Bush.

by Anonymousreply 3706/16/2017

Tracy Chapman is the poor man's Joan Armatrading.

by Anonymousreply 3806/16/2017

Steven Tyler is the poor man's Mick Jagger. I think he used to brag about this.

by Anonymousreply 3906/16/2017

"______is the poor man's _______" is the poor man's Sumerian housewives.

by Anonymousreply 4006/16/2017

Anne is the poor man's Brontë sister.

by Anonymousreply 4106/16/2017

Liam Hemsworth is the poor man's Chris Hemsworth.

Chad Lowe is the poor man's Rob Lowe.

by Anonymousreply 4206/16/2017

Julie Andrews is the poor man's Angela Lansbury.

by Anonymousreply 4306/16/2017

Annette Benning is the poor man's Hillary Swank

by Anonymousreply 4406/16/2017

Chris Farley was the poor man's John Candy.

by Anonymousreply 4506/16/2017

Kevin James is the poor man's Chris Farley.

by Anonymousreply 4606/16/2017

John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band is the poor man's Bruce Springsteen and the E. Street Band

by Anonymousreply 4706/16/2017

Michael Pitt is the poor man's Leonardo DiCaprio

by Anonymousreply 4806/16/2017

Jean Simmons is the poor man's Audrey Hepburn.

by Anonymousreply 4906/16/2017

Chaosmen is the poor man's CorbinFisher

by Anonymousreply 5006/16/2017

Fran Liebowitz is a poor person's idea of Dorothy Parker.

by Anonymousreply 5106/16/2017

Lucille Ball's Mame is the poor man's Angela Lansbury's Mame.

by Anonymousreply 5206/16/2017

GoBots are the poor man's Transformers.

by Anonymousreply 5306/16/2017

Gaga is the poor man's Madonna

by Anonymousreply 5406/16/2017

Janet is the poor man' Babe

by Anonymousreply 5506/16/2017

Caylee Anthony was the poor man's JonBenet.

by Anonymousreply 5606/16/2017

Commoner Joan Fontaine was the poor man's Dame Olivia Dehaviland

by Anonymousreply 5706/16/2017

Melitha Harrith Perry ith the poor man's Joy Reid.

by Anonymousreply 5806/16/2017

R55: [italic]Babe[/italic] was the poor man's [italic]Charlotte's Web[/italic]. The latter had Debbie Reynolds, Paul Lynde, Agnes Moorehead, Henry Gibson, and Robert B. Sherman's favorite of his and his brother's scores. What did the former have? Stretch Cunningham and Lunchlady Doris.

by Anonymousreply 5906/16/2017

Cilla Black was the poor man's Dionne Warwick.

by Anonymousreply 6006/16/2017

[quote] Madonna is the poor man's Madonna


by Anonymousreply 6106/16/2017

Dionne Warwick was the poor man's Dionne Warwick after we got through with her.

by Anonymousreply 6206/16/2017

Heigl is the poor man's Gwyneth.

by Anonymousreply 6306/16/2017

Gaarth Brooks was the poor man's Billy Joel

by Anonymousreply 6406/16/2017

Billy Joel is the str8 man's Barry Manilow.

by Anonymousreply 6506/16/2017

-a--Barry Manilow is the straight man's Nightmare

by Anonymousreply 6606/16/2017

Str8 men are humanity's nightmare

by Anonymousreply 6706/16/2017

Islam is the poor man's Christianity, and Christianity is the poor man's Judaism.

by Anonymousreply 6806/16/2017

Caitlyn is the poor man's Melania

by Anonymousreply 6906/16/2017

George Clooney is the poor man's Cary Grant

by Anonymousreply 7006/17/2017

R8, literally.

by Anonymousreply 7106/17/2017

Sorry I meant r9, literally.

by Anonymousreply 7206/17/2017

Cody Christian is the poor man's Colto. Should we start calling him Codo?

by Anonymousreply 7306/17/2017

Tom Hiddleston is the poor man's Benedict Cumberbatch.

by Anonymousreply 7406/17/2017

Jesus is the poor man's God.

by Anonymousreply 7506/17/2017

The Kardashians are the poor man's Gabor sisters.

by Anonymousreply 7606/17/2017

Caroline Appleby is the poor man's Ethel Mae Potter.

by Anonymousreply 7706/17/2017

Steve Scalise is the poor man's James Brady.

by Anonymousreply 7806/17/2017

John the Program Troll is the poor man's Miss Swan

by Anonymousreply 7906/17/2017

Lily James is the poor man's Keira Knightley. Who is the poor man's Jennifer Ehle.

by Anonymousreply 8006/17/2017

Trinity is the poor man's Detox. Alexis Michelle is the poor man's Roxxy Andrews.

by Anonymousreply 8106/17/2017

Sasha Velour is the pauper man's Sharon Needles.

by Anonymousreply 8206/17/2017

Beyoncé is the black man's Agnetha

by Anonymousreply 8306/17/2017

Farrah Moan is the darphur orphan man's Courtney Act.

by Anonymousreply 8406/17/2017

Wasn't "the K-Fed of ______" used for a while here as the inferior example of something?

by Anonymousreply 8506/17/2017

Fundamentalism is the poor man's religion. And religion is the poor man's atheism.

by Anonymousreply 8606/17/2017

Corey Feldman is the poor man's Hugh Hefner.

by Anonymousreply 8711/14/2017

Ronan Vibert is the poor man's Alan Rickman

by Anonymousreply 8811/14/2017

Kate is the poor man’s Diana.

by Anonymousreply 8911/14/2017

Shannon Beador is the poor man's Betty Broderick.

by Anonymousreply 9011/14/2017

Ace of Base is the poor man's ABBA.

by Anonymousreply 9111/14/2017

Pippa Middleton is the poor man's Lee Radziwill

by Anonymousreply 9211/14/2017

John Cougar Mellencamp is the poor man's Bruce Springsteen.

by Anonymousreply 9311/14/2017

Tori Amos is the poor man's Kate Bush.

by Anonymousreply 9411/14/2017

Tarot is the poor man’s I Ching.

by Anonymousreply 9511/14/2017

Adele is the poor man's Alison Moyet.

by Anonymousreply 9611/14/2017

Tom Selleck is the poor man's Burt Reynolds.

by Anonymousreply 9711/18/2017

Dark matter is the poor man’s aether.

by Anonymousreply 9811/19/2017

Exit row is the poor man's first class.

by Anonymousreply 9911/19/2017

Hand-held shower nozzle is the poor man's bidet.

by Anonymousreply 10011/19/2017

Angelo is the poor man's Fernando.

by Anonymousreply 10111/19/2017

Mary Miles Minter was a Mary Pickford knockoff.

by Anonymousreply 10211/20/2017

Barack Obama is the poor man's John F. Kennedy.

by Anonymousreply 10311/21/2017

Tongs are the poor man's colander.

by Anonymousreply 10411/21/2017

Tori Amos is the Poor Man's Kate Bush.

by Anonymousreply 10511/21/2017

Sheryl Crow is the Poor Man's Stevie Nicks.

by Anonymousreply 10611/21/2017

Jen Richards is poor "MAN 's" Catlyin Jenner

by Anonymousreply 10711/21/2017

Jack Ruby is the poor man's Lee Harvey Oswald.

by Anonymousreply 10811/21/2017

Susan Lucci is the poor man's Deidre Hall.

by Anonymousreply 10911/21/2017

The Grackle is the poor man’s Crow.

by Anonymousreply 11012/06/2017

If a Crow is the Tide detergent of birds, then Grackles are the Great Value brand, but Starlings are like the $3 detergent with the Spanish name that comes in a plastic bag.

by Anonymousreply 11112/06/2017

Ariana Grande is the poor man's Mariah Carey.

by Anonymousreply 11212/06/2017

Tiffany Trump is poor man 's Ivanka Trump

by Anonymousreply 11312/06/2017

David Morris was the porn man's Tony Danza.

by Anonymousreply 11412/21/2017

Checkers are the poor man's chess.

by Anonymousreply 11512/21/2017

Bowling is the poor man's golf.

by Anonymousreply 11612/21/2017

ELaine Stritch was a poor man's Bea Arthur.

by Anonymousreply 11712/21/2017

Golf is the poor man’s Croquet.

by Anonymousreply 11812/22/2017

Dang it I was going to say that about Ariana... Adele is the poor man's Whitney Houston

by Anonymousreply 11912/22/2017

Irene Cara was the poor man’s Donna Summer

by Anonymousreply 12001/29/2018

Justin Trudeau is the poor man's Pierre

by Anonymousreply 12101/29/2018

Laurie Metcalf is the poor man's Kristin Scott Thomas.

by Anonymousreply 12204/08/2018

Sam Claflin is the poor man's Henry Cavill.

by Anonymousreply 12304/08/2018

The current DC Universe is the poor man's Marvel Universe.

by Anonymousreply 12404/09/2018

Barbara Stanwyck is the poor man's Bette Davis.

by Anonymousreply 12504/09/2018

Steven Ogg is the poor man's Billy Bob Thornton.

by Anonymousreply 12604/09/2018
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