What did you jerk off to in the 80s and 90s?
Fellow kids of the 80s and 90s, what did you jerk off to in the pre internet porn age? A couple off the top of my mind...
The boys of Saved By The Bell's shirtless scenes
The men's underwear models in copies of GQ that I'd steal from the doctor's office
Ken Olin's shirtless scenes in 30 Something
The UC San Diego tv channel's broadcast of UCSD swim meets and water polo matches
Episodes of Full House in which John Stamos wore tight tshirts that showed off his biceps
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 215 | December 10, 2018 6:26 AM
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YES, R1! MTV was basically soft porn. I spilled so much seed to that perpetually dumb Eric Nies on The Grind. Or when he dropped trou on season 1 of The Real World.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 2 | June 14, 2017 6:25 AM
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OP, you had terrible taste if you watched [italic]Full House[/italic] and [italic]Saved by the Bell[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 14, 2017 6:26 AM
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Here's Ken today. Have a ball, OP.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 4 | June 14, 2017 6:28 AM
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Dolph Lundgren - Masters of the Universe
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 5 | June 14, 2017 6:30 AM
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Most of the gay boys who jerked off to Dolph Lundgren are now eldergays who look like Dolph Sweet.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 14, 2017 6:35 AM
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More Dolph, and he still looks pretty good today.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 7 | June 14, 2017 6:35 AM
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The movie Making Love. Harry Hamlin!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 14, 2017 6:39 AM
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Who the fuck was developed enough to jerk off in the eighties? I was born in 83. When I saw Saturday Night Fever a few years ago I finally understood why people still talk about John Travolta. That hot ass guido was silk socks and all sex! A piece of tightly packaged fuck meat. Those pants?
But for this site and thread, why not include the nineteen seventies in your question Opie? Who the fuck wants to hear about who impotent old gays used to get excited by? DL is a sad place. The need for old men to remember when THEY were more desirable is what these thread are about. But the old men here fall for it every time, as if the subject is really about forgotten, faded or dead celebrities. Nah, it's yourself that you mourn for. Keep it private nona.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 14, 2017 6:46 AM
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Damn, who need on your cornflakes fella? If you don't like the subject matter, move on!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 14, 2017 6:53 AM
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I meant peed. Damn, autocorrect
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 14, 2017 6:54 AM
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[quote]The men's underwear models in copies of GQ that I'd steal from the doctor's office
You couldn't afford to buy the magazine?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 14, 2017 6:57 AM
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"Who the fuck was developed enough to jerk off in the eighties? I was born in 83." - Yes, R10, and of course no one and nothing existed before you were born.
You are the center of the universe, unique and brilliant! Millennials are the best!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 14 | June 14, 2017 7:05 AM
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I honestly couldn't imagine not having internet porn. I'd think masturbating to magazines got boring after awhile
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 14, 2017 7:06 AM
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R14 You can't bitch about Millennials being self centred attention whores when you're the one giving us attention. Negative or positive:attention is still attention.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 14, 2017 7:08 AM
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Is that James corden in that gif!!??
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 14, 2017 7:09 AM
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I can type whatever the fuck I want, R16, you asscunt.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 18 | June 14, 2017 7:11 AM
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I was also born in 1983. I used to find gay foreign/indie movies on late night IFC and Sundance. This was back when both channels lived up to their names and played independent and foreign films. I found the movie Cruising and watched it with the sound off. When the black guy walked in wearing the jockstrap, I came so hard it hit the wall behind me. I would also jerk off to AJ Hammer on VH1. I can't really remember any other celebs at the time who worked for me.
Luckily, we got the internet in the late 90's.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 14, 2017 7:12 AM
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R18 Middle age man sounding like a 12 year old girl nice!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 14, 2017 7:12 AM
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Illiterate shit douche typing like 5-year-old.
It should be: A middle-aged man typing like a 12-year-old girl; nice!
English is not in your skill set. Still living with Mommy, obviously.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 21 | June 14, 2017 7:19 AM
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Millennios don't stroke to much, except their own fragile egos:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 22 | June 14, 2017 7:20 AM
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You look younger than I imagined. Thanks for sharing your photo R14. I am unique and sexy so I understand this thread is to remind you of when you felt special too. That's why I pointed it OUT. Sorry to need on your cornflakes. You know you can turn autocorrect OFF gampi? Your stream is a little weak.
My folks wouldn't let us have internet in our rooms. Oprah did a show about how men come through the camera like R14 and seduce your boys with money. So I didn't have internet porn till I was 18. I did jerk off with some friends on my lacrosse team before that and fucked 2 older men in their twenties. Maybe better than porn.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 14, 2017 7:21 AM
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R21 You know illiteracy has to do with being unable to write and write; not punctuation right?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 14, 2017 7:24 AM
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[quote] Who the fuck was developed enough to jerk off in the eighties? I was born in 83.
Everything is always all about you.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 14, 2017 7:24 AM
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"Sorry to need on your cornflakes. "
Engrish much, cuntface?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 26 | June 14, 2017 7:24 AM
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Oscar Wilde in his tight velvet suit, Sir Beerbohm Tree displaying a bit of ankle, Lord Alfred Douglas in his plus-fours...
Oh, you mean 1980s and 1990s. Never mind.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 14, 2017 7:26 AM
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R24: "being unable to write and write; not punctuation right? "
The twit just keeps on coming!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 28 | June 14, 2017 7:26 AM
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r10 the OP said 80's and 90's. You would have been developed enough in the 90's.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 14, 2017 7:29 AM
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R22 My ego needs at least 25 strokes each day for it to stay up and well. Thank you for the concern though
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 14, 2017 7:29 AM
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R19 Also born in 83 and remember taping stuff off of IFC all the time. In addition to indies, they would also air interesting shorts.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 14, 2017 7:34 AM
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What the (weirdly aggressive) R10 seems to forget is how much overlap there was between 1980s and early/mid-90s pop culture. This was not the age of prestige peak tv, but when most cable networks basically ran movies from the 80s and syndicated reruns of older tv shows. I mean...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 32 | June 14, 2017 7:52 AM
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Patrick Duffy wore the occasional speedo on Dallas and had those tight yellow swimmers he wore in The Man From Atlantis.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 14, 2017 7:58 AM
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Scott Bakula in his Quantum Leap days did it for baby gay me. They had him shirtless a lot on that show, and in the episode where he was in the circus, he spent the whole first act in tights, with some great bulge and ass shots. Very helpful.
I remember seeing the soft-core show Eden when they ran it late night on the USA network. It was originally made for the Playboy channel, so they cut all the nudity, but there was still plenty of hot guys in various stages of undress. Jack Armstrong was the resident man ho on the show, and they had him in speedo-type swimwear with blant VPL several times. Ah, memories.
A lot of random TV shows that had guys stripping down. And artier films with nudity like Maurice and A Room With a View. Damn, Rupert Graves was beautiful.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 34 | June 14, 2017 8:30 AM
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Found it. Good ol' Bakula.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 35 | June 14, 2017 8:34 AM
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For me, it was male gymnasts, swimmers and divers, and the swim segments of "The Battle of the Network Stars."
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 38 | June 14, 2017 10:23 AM
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Methinks R10, R24 are In incredibly foul moods today! Maybe they need to masturbate more or less in their lives. Definitely don't reproduce!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 14, 2017 10:35 AM
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Ha! I was hot in 1970s and 1980s.
I am a beautifl, fabulous T now.
Fucked-up, millennials, your time is brief. But not for me.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 14, 2017 10:45 AM
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[Quote]I honestly couldn't imagine not having internet porn. I'd think masturbating to magazines got boring after awhile
You'd be amazed by what your imagination is capable of, r15. We would have multiple orgasms by visualizing what we would do with those International Male models, for instance.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 41 | June 14, 2017 10:50 AM
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HBO and Cinemax showed a lot of soft core porn in the beginning (Cinemax still does) at night. Worked for me.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 14, 2017 11:06 AM
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Oh, man. Sometimes I watch Simon and Simon or Riptide on those retro TV channels and can't believe how HOT those guys were. I never even noticed back then.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 14, 2017 11:18 AM
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Rona Barrett's Daytimers magazine provided a lot of source material to me in me early teens.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 44 | June 14, 2017 11:29 AM
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I would constantly search out movies on VHS that had male nude scenes. Back then a lot of the time you just just had to hope there was one because you couldn't just google information on it. I would always check out the foreign film sections, those were the best for finding male nudity. When the internet because available I would always look for nude guys, at the beginning you were only getting pictures, video was still a few years away. I remember printing pictures of Simon Rex from his jack off videos. When I got my hands on my first gay porn I was trembling with excitement it was really hot and I shot the biggest load in my life, hit the wall with cum and must have made about 7-8 big spurts. I have been pretty much addicted to porn ever since.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 14, 2017 11:42 AM
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How did people know enough to spell it "cum" before the internet?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 14, 2017 11:50 AM
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US Magazine was great source material for me - it was like an equivalent of Tiger Beat with hot, sexy men (Costner, Harmon, etc) instead of hairless teenage boys. Probably cemented my daddy fixation.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 47 | June 14, 2017 11:52 AM
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[quote]When I got my hands on my first gay porn I was trembling with excitement it was really hot and I shot the biggest load in my life, hit the wall with cum and must have made about 7-8 big spurts.
How many of you have never counted spurts?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 14, 2017 12:01 PM
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Gay porn was available on VHS tapes as early as 1982, so it was gay porn via VHS and gay porn magazines in the 1980s.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 14, 2017 12:03 PM
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God Harmon was hot in Moonlighting R47. Good memories.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 14, 2017 12:06 PM
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Number of spurts? How would I know? My eyes were always closed!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 51 | June 14, 2017 12:07 PM
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How old would a daddy have to be for you now R47? I'm guessing 80, 85. Yum. No spurts though.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 14, 2017 12:09 PM
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Mark Harmon in the 80s was so fucking hot.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 53 | June 14, 2017 12:17 PM
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Mark Harmon was sexy, I do agree.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 54 | June 14, 2017 12:24 PM
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International Male catalogue.
The memory of watching someone take a shower on the naval base gym where I worked out. You have to understand, it was a Navy SEAL/Seabee base, and them men were fine as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 14, 2017 12:41 PM
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Wehell I see them every night in tight blue jeans
In the pages of a Blue Boy magazine
Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up good vibration
Ooh she bop, she bop
Do I want to go out with a lion's roar
Huh, yea, I want to go south and get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop or I'll go blind
Ooh she bop, she bop
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 14, 2017 12:46 PM
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I jerked off to the men's underwear section of the JC Penney catalog until I couldn't keep it up anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 14, 2017 1:57 PM
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My mom's Cosmopolitan magazines often had hot shirtless models in pictures that accompanied explicit articles and stories about sex.
My older brothers yearbooks had great pictures of the swim team with the guys proudly posing in their speedos.
The Sunday paper was filled with ads for department stores with guys in swimsuits and underwear.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 14, 2017 2:07 PM
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We just had to be creative back then. If you look hard enough (even without the Interwebs), you can find something, um, motivational. In the mid-1970s, Saturday morning network TV featured a show where teenage boys and girls competed in quasi-athletic events. Sometimes, these events involved water or swimming, and young guys in Speedos. If you were lucky and watched closely, you could see some of these dudes were no longer "boys." Plenty of material. I have tried, in vain, to find the name of that show. I watched it religiously...and a young gayling could do so innocently enough in his own living room.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 14, 2017 2:33 PM
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My Dad used to take me and my brother to the drive-in, and to a little theatre downtown that showed non-stop movies (what I guess would qualify as a grindhouse). So I grew up watching second-rate horror movies, blacksploitation, kung-fu, and other types of second-rate movies. I remember the first men I saw semi-naked were Jim Brown, Fred Williamson, Richard Roundtree, Tom Skerritt in 'Big Bad Mama', and other guys in movies like 'The Great Texas Dynamite Chase'. Oh, and 'Flesh Gordon', with the stunning Jason Williams. The stuff that kept me busy pounding my pud every night.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 14, 2017 3:22 PM
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R35 - GOD *BLESS* the producers of Quantum Leap. Ziggy must've crashed when he saw those glutes. (Also, God bless the show's costume dept!)
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 14, 2017 10:30 PM
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"International Male"and "Exercise for Men Only." Plus, the Advocate Personals were quite raunchy.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 14, 2017 10:32 PM
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I never jerked off to celebrities, actors or musicians. I preferred jerking off to fantasies about guys I went to school with or knew in real life.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 14, 2017 11:05 PM
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[quote] I jerked off to the men's underwear section of the JC Penney catalog until I couldn't keep it up anymore.
Keep what up?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 14, 2017 11:41 PM
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Straight to Hell zine. Boyd McDonald I think? Great reading. Think Nifty before the Internet age
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 15, 2017 12:22 AM
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Dear god r4! Time is such a BITCH!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 15, 2017 12:53 AM
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Lorenzo Llamas on Falcon Crest
WWF wrestlers like Ricky the Dragon Steamboat and Brutus the Barber Beefcake
Don Diamont
Billy Hufsey on Fame
Jack Wagner
Mac Gyver
Bruce Boxlitner
Jon Eric Hexum
George Clooney
Ed Marinaro
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 15, 2017 12:55 AM
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John James
Michael Nader
John Schneider
Ted Schakelford
Kenny on Knots Landing
Jimmy Smits
A Martinez onSanta Barbara
Todd McKee
John Wesley Shipp
Johnny the country singer on OLTL
Michael E Knight
Laurence Lau
Trucker on Loving
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 15, 2017 1:02 AM
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[quote] WWF wrestlers like Ricky the Dragon Steamboat and Brutus the Barber Beefcake
I love those names. The Rock sounds so blah in comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 15, 2017 1:04 AM
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Working Out by Charles Hix. I'm sure every closeted gay on the planet bought it.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 15, 2017 1:29 AM
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Sidney Sheldon novels. Mein Gott Frieda!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 15, 2017 1:45 AM
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Exit to Eden had gratuitous ass shots of Paul Mercurio. I would stay up all hours of the night to catch on Showtime (pre- on demand/DVR).
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 76 | June 15, 2017 2:38 AM
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I jerked off to most of The Police videos. Sting was so fucking hot.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 80 | June 15, 2017 2:45 AM
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I got off on watching other guys get off - it didn't even matter if the guy was particularly attractive or not.
This was before I had access to porn so I masturbated to a lot of R rated movies.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 81 | June 15, 2017 2:50 AM
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[quote] I got off on watching other guys get off
Do you still, R81, or have your tastes evolved?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 15, 2017 2:53 AM
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This provided a lot of wank material under the cover of "wanting to get in shape"
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 83 | June 15, 2017 3:00 AM
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I'd imagine jerking off to even fantasies got boring after some time: thank goodness porn came around
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 15, 2017 3:59 AM
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R83-- I clicked on your link to Amazon and one of the few reviews the book has basically reiterated your post-- said it was prime reading for young gay men.
Was that your review?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 15, 2017 4:01 AM
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The hot men of Skinemax. Paul Logan was aesthetics before we knew what aesthetics was.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 90 | June 15, 2017 4:34 AM
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I got off to Marky Mark in his Calvins so many times
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 92 | June 15, 2017 4:45 AM
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r33
No matter how good Duffy looked he had FUCKIN' WEBBED FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No sane person likes a weirdo like that.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 15, 2017 5:04 AM
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Designing Women and Depeshe Mode
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 15, 2017 5:10 AM
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In the late 90's I used to buy DVDs from Titan Media (porn company) and in the early 90's I used to jerk off to the Sears/Mervyn's/Target male underwear ads that came in the mail. Funny, today's ads barely show men in underwear. Also, international male catalogs would randomly come in the male once or twice a year, as I 13 year old gayling that was like a Christmas present.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 95 | June 15, 2017 5:24 AM
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I was still using my laminated copy of this . . .
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 98 | June 15, 2017 7:01 AM
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R78, I was waiting for Jim Palmer to come up. I was a little young to be jerking off in the 80s, but I still remembered those ads very fondly.
And when the Marky Mark ads came around, I was ready for them.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 16, 2017 1:22 AM
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Porn. We jerked off to PORN!
Gawd, some of you are such dweebs.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 16, 2017 2:00 AM
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Greg Louganis at the Olympics.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 18, 2017 11:51 PM
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Thanks for the pic R102. No doubt I knew I was gay when I saw him walk on the diving board. My mom was so confused on why I was suddenly so obsessed with diving ( I was from small Midwest town that didn't even have a pool!)
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 19, 2017 12:14 AM
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[quote]Working Out by Charles Hix. I'm sure every gay on the planet bought it.
Didn't need to be closeted to appreciate cover boy Russell Penis. I mean Henis.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 19, 2017 12:17 AM
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[quote]Porn. We jerked off to PORN! Gawd, some of you are such dweebs.
that's great, R100, but this thread is more aimed at guys who came of age in the 80s or 90s, not guys who got their AARP cards. I'm guessing most of us who were still kids then didn't have regular access to porn in the pre-internet age.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 19, 2017 12:27 AM
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I had the trilogy of Charles Hix books: "Looking Good," "Dressing Right," and "Working Out"
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 19, 2017 12:31 AM
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Christopher Atkins in A Night From Heaven. My hands trembled the first time I put that tape in the VCR.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 19, 2017 5:56 AM
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Jason Priestley and Gabriel Olds's asses in Calendar Girl.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 110 | June 19, 2017 6:03 AM
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And since it was mentioned earlier, I definitely got off to Paul Mercurio's glorious ass in Exit to Eden.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 111 | June 19, 2017 6:07 AM
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R110, I'll still watch anything Gabey Olds is in.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 19, 2017 10:36 AM
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" this thread is more aimed at guys who came of age in the 80s or 90s,"
R105, the shitbat millenio asshole making age-hating comments yet again, with no facts. I did come of age then, you cunt dropping. You're not the hall monitor, fucktard.
And there was porn in various media then.
The thread should be titled, "What non-porn did you jerk off to in the '80s and '90s?"
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 20, 2017 2:51 AM
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r113 - calm down, girl. Breaaaathe. I was only making that comment in jest. I love my eldergays. Fuck, I volunteer with LGBT senior services at my local center. So, you were a kid/teen in the 80s or the 90s and you got your hands on gay porn before the internet? Maybe it's because I grew up in the suburbs, but I'm amazed that you managed to do that. How'd that happen? Older friends? Mail order catalog? I would've killed to have gotten my hands on a gay porn VHS or mag when I was a kid. No such luck. Hence the need to make do with the kinds of examples in this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | June 20, 2017 4:50 AM
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I sometimes called those 900 phone sex numbers, but got in BIG trouble when my mother saw the phone bill.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 20, 2017 6:31 AM
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Thank you, R114.
I bought porn since I was 18. In college, a few friends had VCRs and older pals loaned tapes. After that, I rented from video stores, and quickly got a second VCR to make duplicates. I've since burned the best to CD/DVDs, and tossed most of the tapes.
The funny thing about those days was, if you duped over a mainstream movie tape, they were heavy-duty and by recording on lower resolution, you could tape hours onto one tape. So I've saved a few of those old mixes.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 20, 2017 6:36 AM
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R119 - okay, sure, once you were 18 years old you bought porn. I was thinking of the pre-18 phase, though. My first job when I was 18 was at an indie video store which had a porn section. I somehow convinced the manager that they were missing out on a niche market by not carrying any gay porn. She actually listened to me and started stocking some, but she found the weirdest most obscure ones you could imagine. Like, we had "Butt Nuggets Goes Gay Vol. 1-17". She had to order them out of a pictureless catalog; don't know what compelled her to choose those ones. She was a sweet 40-something single mother who dressed like Dana Carvey's Church Lady too.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 20, 2017 7:36 AM
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The men I could not accommodate each got one of my panties. They were happy.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 20, 2017 9:04 AM
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The occasional hot-hot-hot Hollywood street hustler from one of the numerous Old Reliable videos. Most of them I'd fast forward, but when they were hot they were beyond hot. I had a compilation video I'd made on my own that was eventually lost or stolen.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 20, 2017 10:59 AM
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The Dukes of course, but not the new ones.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 20, 2017 2:41 PM
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Grew up in a very rural area, so a lot of spank material was few and far between, but I did use the occasional photos of wrestlers and other jocks which appeared in local papers as well as country singers, especially cranking one out to good ol' George Strait.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 22, 2017 8:20 PM
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Jonathan Taylor Thomas (and get your mind of the gutters, I was about the same age as he was)
by Anonymous | reply 129 | June 23, 2017 3:22 AM
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I once visited a rather skanky little drug store as a young teen. It was in a small town near a truck stop, and a rack of books featured full-on porn paperback pulps with gay, straight and bi stories. I boldly walked up to the counter and bought five of them. I've since collected dozens more. Fun stuff!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 130 | June 23, 2017 6:13 AM
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Early 80's?Anything Chris Atkins.Lagoon,Playgirl,Heaven,that snake photo.Later?Anything Mel Gibson.So yucky now!After that I jumped on the gay porn wagon like everyone else.Joey Stefano etc.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 28, 2017 8:57 PM
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R132 Ditto
Furlong looks in bad shape
by Anonymous | reply 133 | June 29, 2017 2:50 AM
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Richard Gere in Breathless.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 135 | June 30, 2017 1:38 AM
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How did Mark Wahlberg get rid of his chest tattoo? It was pretty big.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | June 30, 2017 1:45 AM
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"You are the center of the universe, unique and brilliant! Millennials are the best!"
Yawn, the people whining about millennials are tired Republicans. You must be older than the dirt if you think a thirtysomething born in 1983 is a young whippersnapper.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 30, 2017 1:49 AM
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Harrison Ford in "Witness."
Steve Guttenberg in anything.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | June 30, 2017 1:51 AM
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The OP seems common with very low-brow interest. I can see him and his parents having cookouts in football parking lots happy they found a spot near a garbage can.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | June 30, 2017 10:50 PM
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R139 - My parents are from India and I was born in the UK. The closest I've come to a football game was singing the national anthem at my high school's homecoming game. And I left right after singing. BUT, your post made me genuinely LOL, so thanks for that!
by Anonymous | reply 140 | July 1, 2017 7:27 AM
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Magnum PI and Three's Company would always provide fodder for this foot fetishist in the pre-Internet life.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | July 1, 2017 7:41 AM
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CATS commercials. Rum Tugg Tugg it!
by Anonymous | reply 142 | July 8, 2017 6:05 PM
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I masturbated for the time watching David Charvet on Baywatch!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 143 | July 8, 2017 6:22 PM
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Eric Estrada in CHIPS. Sears catalogue underwear section... International Male catalog
by Anonymous | reply 146 | July 8, 2017 6:31 PM
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r143 Holy fuck that's some tasty flesh.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | July 8, 2017 6:48 PM
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Baywatch had some lit dudes
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 148 | July 8, 2017 6:49 PM
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Someone should start a thread on the hot guys from Baywatch
by Anonymous | reply 150 | July 8, 2017 6:53 PM
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Matt Lattanzi got a lot of my spunk as did Trucker on Loving.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | July 8, 2017 7:59 PM
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Near soft core porn Silk Stalkings got me through some dry spells.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 153 | July 8, 2017 8:01 PM
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[quote] through some dry spells
Not so dry, eh, R153.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | July 8, 2017 8:15 PM
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R148 - YES! I remember that guy being on Bay Watch when I was in high school. What was his name? Wasn't he on some daytime soap, too? At that time, we still had a VCR at home and I'd use the timer to set the VCR to record some of the daytime soaps while I was at school and the parents were at work so that I could... review the tape after hours. LOL. The shit we did just to get off in those days. If kids today with their Tumblrs and X-Tube only knew...
R153 - YES! Another basic cable memory from my jr. high and high school days! Rob Estes was smoking hot in that stupid show.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | July 8, 2017 11:25 PM
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Mark Harmon and Jim Palmer were the two I remember the most, and the underwear catalogs provided lots of 'bate material back then.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | July 9, 2017 4:38 AM
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R156 - is that some Australian tv personality? If I've got the right guy, I think he looks good for mid 50s.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | July 9, 2017 8:46 AM
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Kin Shriner from General Hospital, Jameson Parker from Simon & Simon, Roger Taylor from Duran Duran, Warren Cucurrullo from Missing Persons (I would've worn my teenage cock off if I'd seen the hardcore stuff he'd later do), Marky Mark, Rico Suave, Kevin and Howie from Backstreet Boys, Dan Cortese and any cute guy within my peripheral vision. I can remember seeing hot guys at the store or at school and having to rush home to fantasize and whack off. Used to have fantasies about the hot guys from school kidnapping me and taking turns raping me.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | July 9, 2017 4:04 PM
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Clark Brandon from the Fitzpatricks. Also borrowed my sister's "teen" star magazines ("Seven Ways To Win Leif's Love," etc.) and tried to return them in pristine condition.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 161 | July 9, 2017 4:21 PM
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This picture of 1950s-'60s heartthrob, George Maharis. In my whack-off fantasy, I was lying on top of him with my dick firmly embedded in his ass.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 162 | July 9, 2017 4:36 PM
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R162 - that's what you j/o to in the 80s and 90s?
Since Simon & Simon keeps coming up, I just noticed it's available on Hulu now.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | July 10, 2017 2:25 AM
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Lots and lots of ads. this one in particular
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 164 | July 10, 2017 10:19 PM
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Ah, yes, R165. Lucky Vanous. I wonder how he's held up over the years? That ad was from a LONG time ago.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | July 10, 2017 10:42 PM
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GQ's summer issue with all the swimsuits. First saw it while on a family vacation at a lake. Didn't jack off until we got home a week later and had some privacy. My cum shot clear across my bedroom looking at those pics with a week's worth of 13 year old boy buildup.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | July 11, 2017 12:07 PM
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R153 that's Frank Grillo, who was amazing in that episode, with many intense close-ups of his grinding banana hammock. Oddly, Grillo went on to have a much better career than anyone else in the cast of Silk Stalkings.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | July 11, 2017 12:32 PM
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I usually had a 50/50 chance to rub one out at 5am. Local tv aired an aerobics show hosted by a gaunt older blonde woman with scary inner thighs. Half the time, her back-up performers were men wearing Travolta inspired sports-porn outfits.
I'd change into my "outfit". It consisted of a flash-dance sweatshirt, tighty whities, and cable-knit sweater sleeves cut off and repurposed as leg warmers. As soon as I experienced discomfort, I'd lay down on the floor and let my hands wander all over my body.
I also jizzed over R88's Soloflex model until I heard him speak.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | July 11, 2017 12:32 PM
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r155, Jason Brooks at r148 used to be Peter Blake on Days of Our Lives; as legend has it, he and his married co-star Melissa "Chik-a-Fil chicken lady" Reeves had an affair while playing husband and wife on the show; her husband Scott Reeves (of Y&R fame) found out and demanded they end the affair and she leave the show.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | July 14, 2017 4:49 AM
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I never watched Days of Our Lives. Never knew who he played. But if Jason Brooks was on when I was channel surfing I would stop just to watch him. If I could have catalog shopped for a BF he would have looked just like Jason Brooks. He's also the client on Friends the Phoebe fell for.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 172 | July 14, 2017 1:11 PM
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I love this thread if only because I forget about it and then when it shows up again, that glorious, perfect chest of Ken Olin's just brings me back. God, what a beauty.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | July 16, 2017 6:28 PM
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R176, attachment is forbidden.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | July 17, 2017 2:25 AM
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Ken Olin likes black cock.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | July 17, 2017 2:34 AM
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R176 - I can see the attachment in the preview window and when I click-thru. Maybe try a different browser?
by Anonymous | reply 179 | July 17, 2017 2:36 AM
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Playgirl man!You could always tell yourself as you were bringing it up to the counter(that is,if you chickened out from shoplifting it),that they would think you were buying it for your sister.Flop-sweating the whole time.Fooled nobody of course.This was early 80s for me.Made it all that much sweeter when you got it home!.The risk and all that.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | August 2, 2017 7:29 AM
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That commercial where that dude says something coded so only a gayling like me could understand what they said.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | August 4, 2017 1:32 AM
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[quote] Matt Damon's tits.
That's very specific. Why and which movie(s)?
by Anonymous | reply 183 | August 4, 2017 1:57 AM
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Definetely the men underwear sections of any Department Store catalogue my mum received. In addition I was a great videotaper. I had a VCR full with soloflex conmercials, Marky Marc Video Clips and Chip n Dale strips from Donahue.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | October 16, 2017 6:50 PM
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[quote] Chip n Dale strips from Donahue.
You darn zoophile you.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | October 16, 2017 6:53 PM
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"Chip n Dale strips"
"Oh dear" doesn't even vaguely begin to cover this one.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | October 16, 2017 7:00 PM
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R90, omg yes the men of late night Cinemax were so hot. Paul Logan had the best body. Another fav of mine was Steve Curtis.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 187 | October 16, 2017 7:02 PM
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Season one STTNG Johnathan Frakes. His good looks and that ass and tenting bulge in that starfleet uniform got me going. Plus I wanted to lick his chin cleft.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 188 | October 16, 2017 7:11 PM
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Greg Evigan most of the guys in TigerBeat and Marky, Marky and Marky. Not just his underwear shots but basically any photo of him. I really had it bad for him. Still do.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | October 16, 2017 8:51 PM
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[quote] Who the fuck was developed enough to jerk off in the eighties?
Good God, has DL become a day care center for you toddlers?
by Anonymous | reply 190 | October 16, 2017 9:23 PM
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Paul Mercurio was the hottest ass on earth then..
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 191 | February 14, 2018 8:51 AM
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i dint fool round with mags, ide go shoppping with momma at macys and suk dik at 11 in the toilet while she bought stuff....
by Anonymous | reply 192 | February 14, 2018 9:37 AM
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[quote]Episodes of Full House in which John Stamos wore tight tshirts that showed off his biceps
If only you had known what was under that t-shirt, you'd have been so grossed out and scarred for life.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | February 14, 2018 9:46 AM
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Jack Scalia ruled with his underwear ad
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 194 | February 14, 2018 9:48 AM
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More of Paul's perfect pooter:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 195 | February 15, 2018 1:47 AM
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The Blue Lagoon and The Dukes of Hazzard.
Then when I turned 18 I rented gay porn. Had a neighbor that had 2 VCRs for dubbing (As purchasing gay pron was expensive) . He was straight so I had to promise him a date with my sister.
Perfect Summer with Casey Jordan
Stryker Force with Jeff Stryker and Steve Hammond
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 196 | December 9, 2018 9:09 PM
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The smutty parts in popular novels, relentlessly sought and researched while babysitting at other people's houses. A few dads had actual magazine porn, not just Playboys.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | December 9, 2018 9:42 PM
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[quote]Stryker Force with Jeff Stryker and Steve Hammond
r196 - I hope this doesn't ruin it for you, but apparently that's a stunt bottom for Hammond in the scene with Stryker at the end.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | December 9, 2018 10:04 PM
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R47, I'm SURE you remember this Kevin Costner Us Magazine issue from September 4, 1989???????????????
I do!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 199 | December 9, 2018 10:39 PM
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Was I the only one wanking to Playgirl? I did a search of the previous posts and didn't find anyone mentioning Playgirl. Got mine at 7-11 and asked for a Playgirl and Penthouse. Then ordered gay videos when they became available.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | December 9, 2018 10:55 PM
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In May 1982, I bought my first VCR as a teen. that very night, NBC was re-running an episode of CHiPS where Erik Estrada's character was salsa dancing or something. All I remember is he was SHIRTLESS and wearing skintight black pants while dancing! I watched that scene OVER and OVER...
I cannot find that scene on YouTube, so here is some sexy EE dancing from earlier in the series.
I think I still have that first tape and will look for it!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 202 | December 9, 2018 11:00 PM
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I found my recently-divorced mother's copy of the October 1982 Playgirl.
I finally stole it for the John Matuszak pics!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 203 | December 9, 2018 11:05 PM
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Kevin Williams, definitely, and the Simon Rex jerk off videos were a whole new level.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | December 9, 2018 11:55 PM
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Chris Sarandon in Fright Night 2 and Sean Connery in old James Bond films. Those guys helped me learn very quickly I liked the fellas and was gay!
by Anonymous | reply 207 | December 10, 2018 12:26 AM
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I used to get off on the bareback porn that was still around from the 70s and early 80s. Then as AIDS really darkened my young life, I figured I would just get used to condom porn, and I did. In porn and in life. I actually never saw the future beyond AIDs, back then. It was a long haul to treatment. And that was shitty until 2000 or so.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | December 10, 2018 12:30 AM
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I jerked off to Matt Dillon's denim covered ass in Little Darlings at 13 when they played it on cable. Shortly thereafter my older sister started to obtain Playgirl magazines at work, much to my delight!
by Anonymous | reply 209 | December 10, 2018 12:48 AM
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I was 16 in in 1980 LA, where I saw, then jacked off to what I'd seen of Andy Gibb and Lorenzo Lamas and Dennis Quaid at Venice Beach, with hot skateboarders and surfers everywhere. Several repertory movies played foreign gay movies with a lot of skin. Our local drugstore carried Blueboy. Also After Dark. Some of the kiosks on Hollywood Blvd carried gay porn mags. And there were erotic books even at chain bookstores. I got good at stealing those and glances at guys in the shower room at the Y or at UCLA or at surfers changing out of their wet suits. Then I started going to the gay beaches and bars. Unless you looked way under age, a lot of the bars didn't card back then if you came in with someone they knew.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | December 10, 2018 12:57 AM
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r209 Matt Dillon is so dreamy!
by Anonymous | reply 212 | December 10, 2018 12:58 AM
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No ones mentioned one of my main JO resources, the Solid Gold Dancers! Each week they would dance to the count down of the weeks hits and do interpretive dancing behind the guest performers. Many times the men were shirtless or wearing just a vest. There was one who looked like Adrian Zemed who I mooned over. Or maybe he looked like Deney Terrio? Hell it might have even been one or the other!
by Anonymous | reply 213 | December 10, 2018 1:21 AM
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^^^ Like so many times after I comment on a thread, it sends me off on a google/ YouTube binge and I learn something new. It was not Adrian or Deney, but a dancer named Tony Fields. Not only was he a Solid Gold Dancer, but he was also in Michael & Janet Jackson music videos and the movie of A Chorus Line. He died of AIDS in 1995. Someone did a compilation video of his dances, if you’re feeling like getting into the season, one of the first ones is an interpretative dance to the Little Drummer Boy, during a holiday song count down. Notice how many of them he’s shirtless in or a vest showing off his sexy dancer body. The thing was you never knew when he was going to pop up during the countdown and how sexy he would be, but I was always ready to jerkoff just in case.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 214 | December 10, 2018 1:46 AM
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In the 90's, Pacific Blue's Jim Davidson. Those hot muscular cops on their bikes riding through the beach... Fond memories of my youth.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | December 10, 2018 6:26 AM
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