Which plastic surgery procedures would help Milo Yiannopoulos fix his hideous, disgusting face?

Is he trying to be Twitler colored because he looks Twitler colored.

That face is beyond help!

He's not [italic]that[/italic] hideous. It's his personality that does most of the damage. The thing is, if he were just any old reporter with less reprehensible political opinions, he'd probably have more than a few shrines on DL. Thing is, he seems to get just as much attention here as any Instaho.

He needs corrective surgery for the strabismus. He's always tipping his head down and then looking up and out, just to get his eyes focused.

I dunno, a toothbrush couldn't hurt.

The hair doesn't help. If he went to his natural color and just had a nice cut rather than that stupid mop.

Decapitation would solve a lot of his problems.

Where is Kathy Griffin when you need her?

I would hate rape his ass. Stretch it out until he couldn't sit down for a long time.

All of these Milo threads. Someone is really obsessed with nazis.

Put a plastic bag over his head and be done with it.

Cement and a trowel, with special attention paid to closing the holes at the nose and mouth.

He has the face he deserves. He actually has great bone structure, and could be a handsome man if he stopped screwing with his hair, and stopped acting like such a gleefully hateful piece of shit. The ugliness inside can't be contained, in his case.

He has an ugly nose.

What happened to his promised big comeback?

lmao! Thanks op! I needed a good laugh!

Do they yet do soul transfer, because that's all that would help.

Imagine when he gets the face he deserves at 40.

What happened to him? Did he finally get deported?

Is it Greek?

He is extremely self conscious about his teeth. Which is why he tries to hide his smile in pictures or avoid smiling all together. In his defense, his teeth really are hideous, so I don't blame him.

Remember that idiot claiming straight guys wanted to fuck him? lol

[quote]he'd probably have more than a few shrines on DL.

Based on what? On what basis would he have DL "shrines"?

His ugliness comes from the inside.

That's something you just can't fix.

It needs to put the lotion on its skin.

She is quite the prolific poster here.. I am sure she is loving this thread!

[quote]Imagine when he gets the face he deserves at 40.

He had that at 22. At 32, he's moved on to the face he deserves at 50.

Decapitation.

Most of his problems could be mediated with a few punches to the face.

He needs to go away and be forgotten.

He is yesterday's annoying f*g clocking in a 15:10.

OVAH!

A pickaxe couldn't hurt...especially in the forehead.

[QUOTE]Based on what? On what basis would he have DL "shrines"?

Well, it doesn't take much to get a DL shrine, but if he were a prominent gay reporter without the terrible worldview, I'm sure this place would like him quite a bit.

No way is he 32. I've seen street addicts look fresher faced. So drugs, right?

Two hour session of non-stop electroshock therapy would be a good start.

Guys you do realize ACTUAL neo-nazis hate him because he's a slutty, black-cock sucking JEW right??? If he weren't such a whore when it comes to black dick and his flamboyance he would be a political idol of mine

It would help if they would put his ass where it belonged, rather than on his face.

R29 white age like milk.

OP don't call Milo a she, that's an insult to women. Please call Milo It from now on......

He looks like Ellen DeGeneres' heroin addicted younger brother.

If he needs it, he apparently can afford the surgery.

His book is a (pre-order) bestseller on Amazon.com even though he is self-publishing

What drugs is it on?

Does its mussy stink?

Does he wear eyeshadow or spread charcoal around his eyes? Why does he have such dark bags under his eyes? He always looks like he hasn't slept for weeks!

To those people who are saying he's not that bad or he'd be okay if his teeth were fixed, you are wrong and blind. He is the black hole where all hints of beauty get sucked up and disappear. He's a different stratum of ugly.

[quote] He always looks like he hasn't slept for weeks!

Probably tormented by demons all night long.

Not anymore he doesn't, R3, Milo's been dying a slow, painful death of interest around here for ages. Sure, he could pull some stupid stunt and we'd talk about it for a few days and then he'd fade right back into obscurity.

Steve Bannon and the Mercers fucked him over and tossed him under the bus like empty cans of spray tan. You really do reap what you sow.

He is a good-looking guy !!

R31 = ACTUAL neo Nazi wannabee pussy

R31 wishes he could suck black cock but he doesn't have balls enough to do it.

Hey!

Leave me out of this shit, R34.

TENS of dollars in his self-publishing budget were spent on cover design!

Apparently there is infactuation with him on DL.

To me, he had headlines for a bit due to his controversial articles, speeches, and interviews. Because he's gay and a alt-rightwing, some get particularly inflamed.

Really, he is not hideous looking. Odd, yes. He is rather inconsequential, his moment of fame looks over, and making a come-back will be a struggle for him. He tried to sustain shock, but lacked the cleverness, delivery, quickness, and parameters of Ann Coulter. He may do OK with his book, on curiosity alone.

He has little support now. There is obscurity settling.

He's not that bad. I'd love to see what you look like at 60, OP.

Some surgical procedure he'd never wake up from would be nice.

It's not really surgery, it's more of a procedure, but maybe if someone smeared a gigantic dog turd across his face and then punched him hard in the jaw?

It's just an idea, obviously I am not a plastic surgeon.

[quote] Guys you do realize ACTUAL neo-nazis hate him because he's a slutty, black-cock sucking JEW right???

His dick is intact. He's not a Jew or a JEW.

Why are we even talking about him?

You know Milo or one of his fans posts these threads, right? They're doing the same thing Erna does: post negative things about themselves as a ploy to get attention.

Meth face. Duh.

There is no way he is "appreciating" these lovely comments on his beauty!

The outside is not great, but the inside is rotten to the core. Plastic surgery is pointless. Do it all, spend every cent you have on it... and he would still be slimey and unappealing.

Nothing short of an entire face transplant would help. Even then he'd still look ridiculous.

R31, I've always thought with his tan and hair he looks like the uglier brother of Nick and Aaron Carter, but with a more severe drug problem.

Maybe it should transition. It might have better luck in the looks department as a Trans woman.

He looks like his ass stinks.

Fixing his teeth WOULD make a huge difference. I have seen him look quite handsome and I have seen him look fug as hell.

He's one of those types.

A large truck with studded snow tires scorning a direct hit would help.

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Oh MAN, I cannot hit the ignore icon fast enough to get this pic off my screen.

Where in The World Is Milo!

Head transplant.

You hate me! You really hate me!

He has a face that only a mother could love!

r31, you don't belong on Datalounge, you fascist piece of shit.

Do you have balls? Have you ever displayed courage in real life, with your own name and face attached?

Or is the only strength you have in life trolling anonymous internet forums and carefully deleting your cookies after spewing bigotry, hate and right-wing lies on every DL thread?

If you had the balls to identify yourself and then flushed yourself down the toilet, you'd be a political idol of mine.

Perez Hilton wants to fuck him but keeps getting rejected.

Maybe Cecilia Giménez can work her magic on him.

He's an ugly motherfucker!

r60 " I have seen him look quite handsome"

You're either blind or deranged.

That is probably Milo himself. He is very sensitive about his rotting, yellow teeth.

Not even Breitbart will have him anymore!

They won't? A sleazy rag like Breitbart dumped him? I didn't know that. I thought it was the one job he managed to hold on to but I guess not.

How humiliating for Milo. Forced to resign!

Procedures, plural, is indeed the operative word. Poor unfortunate boy. To be born with that face and no personality is to be truly disabled. He tries so hard to be mean, too. Underneath it all, I believe he's the slimey little limey he appears to be.

Not even I like this ugly, little bitch!

The lower half of his face is too loose. It needs tightening up somehow.

How about a knife to the neck?

Who? Who gives a shit.

Milo's mom gave a shit.. and then he was borne.

He is disgusting and beyond help!

R77 nails it.

First he should have his throat slit....then bleed to death.

I'll take it.

He's British. His teeth are hopeless, you all know that.

This thread is one long W&W.

He is fucking ugly!

Disgusting face.

Brain transplant

He's an ugly, disgusting pig.

He has a punchable face.

Milo is hot and he's had more black dick than you faux-liberal stealth racist kracker kweens ever will.

Gay Republicans are the only REAL men in the gay community.

Hi Milo. Fucked any children lately?

What a loser. Not even Breitbart wants anything to do with him anymore! SAD!

You would know, R95, since you were the Monsignor's favorite.

He always looks special needs?

Why can't he fix his disgusting, rotting, yellow teeth? Can't the deplorables set up a GoFundMe for Milo's gross teeth?

Look at these disgusting teeth!

How can a 32 year-old from a 1st world have such nasty teeth?

If he can't even take care of his teeth, he probably doesn't even wipe his own ass properly either.

An old and haggard 32 y/o with meth teeth!

Teeth of meth.

Is this his boyfriend? Could be seeing as he never shuts up about his love/hate for black cock.

OP, let's see what you look like so we can see whether or not you are throwing stones from a glass house (and methinks you are).

Nothing's uglier than a Slaveocrat's bloodlust for every Republican president since Lincoln.

Oh no, the deplorable snowflakes are triggered! Did we hurt your little feelings by merely pointing out the fact that Milo has disgusting, rotting teeth?

He's what Macaulay Culkin could look like if he got clean.

At least Macaulay Culkin will always have "Home Alone" and "Party Monster."

What exactly will Milo have left when his 15 minutes are up?

"Snowflakes" is ableist hate speech. For someone who claims to hate Deplorables, you sure talk like one.

Nasty looking pig.

hot acid. strip the skin down. he'd make a fantastic looking skeletor

[quote]What exactly will Milo have left when his 15 minutes are up?

His 15 minutes ended a few months ago. Despite his claims about having $12 million to play with, a figure nobody believes, he hasn't been able to put anything together. His forthcoming book may sell well but only to true believers and it will be in the remainder bin weeks after it is published.

How can this man be gay? I can't imagine a out and proud gay man hooking up with him. He is so hideous inside and outside he must have to pay crackheads

Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll starve to death because he has no hope in hell if ever having a job again. Here's hoping!

He couldnt even get raped in this town now

I heard he got fat. He's gonna need liposuction on his double chin and wide ass.

I heard he got together with BILL TAYLOR.

Nothing short of a full head transplant will do.

Why are we Americans even listening to him? Americans hate "fer'er'ners stay- ling er jabs" yet he is foreign dictating his stupid bull shit. And for that matter why are we listening to John Oliver, and a new guy who is English in comedy central with a hateful condescending voice spewing HIS fucking views of us? If I sound like some Trumpster Dumpster deplorable shit head I am sorry, and if I sound like I'm belittling the U K. please know I'm not and I am sorry if I come off as that. But what if I went to the U.K. got a show and started talking shit about the people whose country I am in? I'd get my ASS kicked. MILO NEEDS bb creme around his eyes for starters, next he needs NAC for his fucking Borderline Personality Disorder (works wonders for me btw) OR some meds.

HE WAS MOLESTED.

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Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly is to the bone!

Personally I think he rocks the black circles.

Cranio-cervical paper bag grafts.

Given his financial situation (overinflating the amount of books he sold) I'd think all he can afford is a paperbag over his head.

Regular application of this should be affordable enough, and effective in addressing the problem:

She got her teeth done (veneers)!

Milo/Linda is having a meltdown tonight with the Mueller indictments! That's why he keeps bumping all of his trolling threads from June. We should prepare for another one of his epic meth bender meltdowns.

He's not bad looking. But he's just a Brit who's making a career in the US by playing contrarian to the intelligentsia. Conservatives always need them - like Andrew Sullivan, Christopher Hitchens and so on - and they are well rewarded.

What he has done to his teeth!?

Is he still trolling this board as "Linda?"

I remember he bragged about it on 4chan.

....

What a loser!

That's hilarious, r133. What a fucking clown. And his teeth look ridiculous.

Milo if you are reading this you need to get aids BABY!