Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a really fat tub of shit!

I just can't believe she has that job. She can barely talk.

Hey!

And Pepto-Bismol pink is such a great color for a dress, don't ya think?

NO ONE else would take that job but a Pepto pink-clad daughter of a dick.

She's a bitch sow.

She almost escaped her genetic destiny. But no.

Macy's called the White House this morning to book a time to install safety ropes on F!ckabee before this year's Thanksgiving parade.

let's not be sexist boys, when it comes to fat tubs of shit there are more than one around here

She's out there tossing red meat to the Trump base on a daily basis. She's the very embodiment of deplorable with her manner of speech and dress.

In that picture it looks like the wife is strangling the dog.

I admire her. She lies her fat ass off all day and still gets home in time to cook her family a nice squirrel dinner.

r6 - Every time I see that photo I wonder how much it weighs.

I think bigger bows or puff sleeves might help. Or eye catching hoop earrings. Maybe her hair in an upswept doo. No one is actually listening

Right on R9. Also her brothers look really scary.

She done and get gone hit with the ugly stick.

I have to be honest. Sarah huckabee is not ugly. She's pretty attractive for the most part. She has a nice face and she wears makeup pretty well. She just needs to lose weight and work on her speech and mannerisms. But she'll always be a deplorable. She just needs to clean up a little.

R16, you are so sweet. Sarah Huckabee Sanders would make sure you never get the chance to be sweet to an adopted child or have the right to be at the death bed of your partner in a legally recognized marriage. She's a fundie. Cleaning won't help.

r16 - See an opthamologist..........

She's a halfwit with really disturbing facial expressions.

Take it from a fat Frau like me, she'd be much better off not wearing pink, and, puhleeeeez cover up those nasty ass bingo wings!!!

What team does she play for?

Its not productive to talk about facile aspects. What is truly ugly is her willingness to support such a fucked up, lying, self-serving ineffectual, and toxic administration

Charming the press.

My baby girl is one year old today. If I keep working to prop up this administration, she many never see another.

Her husband is surprisingly cute. But she's probably fattening him up.

r21 - It's difficult to separate the ugliness of the message from the ugliness of the messenger.

R24 I don't see cute when I look at her husband. All I see is vile human scum.

Spicer was no great looker either, but he didn't get dragged on it as much. He got nailed relentlessly on his presentation style. Their support and willingness to be in this administration is terrible, but its not substantive to attack looks. Its also a double standard.

Why isn't Trump making this bitch over with a red tie and dark suit? Pink is for pussy bow hats.

I think it's perfectly fine to attack Trump's staffers for their looks when Trump is known to rate people's attractiveness. Again, this only applies to Trump staffers. If you sleep with dogs.....

Didn't Trump also say that he was going to make "Washington look better"? I don't see it.

She's a cunty cunt

Swamp draining? I'd say he was stocking the pond.

The hair and clothes need fixing. But the message remains the same.

[quote] See an opthamologist........

Actually this is what Sarah needs to do. Her eyes don't seem to match at all. Strange.

She has that "elasticized slacks / ass stink" look.

I don't care about her looks, I care about her completely shitty holier than thou attitude.

Gluttony is a sin so she will be sucking cocks in hell one day.

R24: Sarah's first choice for a hubby, Colonel Sanders, turned her down.

There is not one thing pretty about her pig face. She looks like the lookalike daughter of Charles Laughton.

She wears her hair in that corn pone Pentecostal Holiness church woman style. She probably is a snake handler in private.

"Well, bless her heart!"

She'd eat that snake if you covered it in melted cheese.

Whatever. I'm a feminist and a lesbian and I see nothing wrong with pointing out how ugly this heifer is here on DL. Trump gets dragged on his look here constantly-- we are equal opportunity offenders.

I like you r42.

She's a 1 on the Trump Scale.

Sarah is a pig nosed pepper-pot. I hate the way she trots around with a big attitude and even bigger ass. So much fat meat!!!

Occasionally she wears what looks like a cardigan that's too small for her, can't cover that big huge gut.

How many kids does she have?

don't believe a word out of Huck Sanders

Hatch Act Complaint filed on Sarah Huckabee Sanders for using her government Twitter account to promote the Trump campaign at a rally.

More in your face fuck you's from the people who serve.

R42, you should come sit by me hon. We'd have a good time.

Piggy in Pink

Every outfit looks like it came from a clearance rack at an Arkansas Dress Barn.

Dress Barn, Exhibit B

Dress Barn, Exhibit C

She doesn't look too bad here, but the tiara is a bit much.

I'm so tired of that middle part and two sheets on each side of the face - whether it suits them or not. On top of it, Huckleberry Finn has lanky hair so it looks like she just rolled out of bed.

She looks like an Easter egg.

Does she gain most of her weight in her arms? WTF. I've only seen arms that fat on obese people.

Fashion Bug, not Dress Barn

She's such a Mommy.

She's an example of what happens when there are no gay people in your life. No decent hairdresser or stylist. She should stop buying clothes from the Sears and Wal-Mart catalogs.

Amen, R61, and it serves the fundie bitch right. She deserves to look like shit every day.

But if you are going to represent our country and our president to the world, get a fucking haircut. And yes, Ms. Feminist Lesbian upthread, I would say exactly the same thing about a man.

As for trashing her not being "productive" or "substantive" what the fuck? You're on the DATALOUNGE. This is what we do.

I find her a delightful alternative to Melissa McCarthy. A top ratings winner!

She got married in a Lutheran church. Her fundiness didn't come from there.

I bet she scoots

Yikes, her upper arms look like two fat naked babies hanging from her shoulders.

Her in the hot pink caftan reminded me of Hostess Sno balls. Same shape, same creamy filling, same unappealing exterior.

We know where her fundieness came from, R64.

Let us turn our hymnals to page 243: Great Big Fat Fundies Have Great Big Fat Fundie Children. Amen.

She has a very cow-like demeanor. Talks slow, dopey face, big dopey eyes, etc...

It's amazing the press can't even rankle her in the slightest while she lies and lies and lies. Compared to Spicer, she's so calm that you almost forget everything she says is a lie (and will later be disputed in a tweet by Trump himself ala "travel BAN")

She is placid and bovine seeming but she's so fucking condescending that it puts the lie to her act.

I'd like to smack her.

Fundies have that, don't they? All love and Jesus and stuff, but in the end, they believe they are chosen ones and the winner of the heavenly lottery. You, are a loser, and maybe, if you stand in the glowing light of their shiny assholes, you might be saved. God bless.

R67 nailed it.

One of her pig brothers is a real piece of work.

They have to be the homeliness political family ever. Sarah's the good looking one. How sad.

She looks special. Grown women do not dress like this.

That's a Daddy's special princess dress.

She looks like she's going to a Baby Shower!

There are no hair and makeup gays in that White House!

If we liked her, she would be "pleasingly plump."

She looks like she was attacked by a cotton candy machine at the state fair in the pink number.

Look at her face. It's obvious she suffered from Fetal Polyester Syndrome.

I'm sure Sean tried his hardest, r78.

I believe that she thinks she's killing it with her fashion ensembles and for Arkansas she is. The Huckabees' look and are white trash with money....oh and mommy looks like a drinker.

I'll bet Mike's wife cradles her mug

Why doesn't the cosmopolitan looking Hope Hicks ever get to do the Press briefing? What does that bitch do anyway?

She looks like Stefoknee if zie were born with a vag

At least the fluorescent pink blouse takes one's eyes off her face.

The deplorable fraus can see themselves in her- even though the navy with brocade is a $200 Lilly Pulitzer dress. She's got rich, Southern fat girl style. Shift dresses and pearls.

Now saying she's pretty- fat don't crack, so it buys you some years. But her jacked up eyes and lack of symmetry will NEVER allow for pretty.

She gives "bottom-tier sorority girl" vibes.

I schedule Donald's......err. ....the President's twitter tweets.

Isn't ther an old video of her brothers giving her copious amounts of caffeine? It's he one where she runs, trips and falls, on the dog, and breaks its legs.

Is that why her brothers killed their dog?

Her arms look like Stoned Meg arms.

Also, shut up, Sarah.

Huck Sanders could eel her way through a polygraph while covered in blood!

She looks like she was born to be behind a fast food counter.

R96 is the GREATEST.

Bitch stole my wallpaper!

Huck is kind of handsome in a backwoodsy kind of way!

R88 don't forget her janky teeth! She looks like a chunky 50 year old man trying to do Marie Osmond drag.

Is that pink number an old maternity outfit? How much spawning can a woman do?

Her arms are wider than her head. She is very overweight for such a young woman.

She subconsciously tries to look pregnant because that's the only time the men in her life respect her.

I noticed she wears those synthetic slacks with the elastic waistband.

What happens when her thighs rub together?

Does it create a Van Der Graf generator effect? Sudden attack of fuzzy wuzzy pubic head?

Let's have no fuzz on this.

104 LOL. When her thighs rub together they create sparks and the faster she goes the more she looks like the Fourth of July is going off in her crotch. Straight men find that very attractive.

I bet Sarah wins the ugly Christmas sweater contest every year.

I bet she also hogs the leftovers at the office Xmas party.

Sadly, this fat cunt is the favorite and least fucked-up of the Huckabee Klan...

....

TUB? How very dare you!

I'm an adorable fat 𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒌𝒆𝒕 of shit!

That's what you get when you work for a anti-gay regime. No stylist would touch her.

When I saw OP's picture, I thought, damn that woman needs Karen Walker a.k.a. Anastasia Beaverhausen to give her some hair and fashion advice. So I'm with R61, a gay or two in her life would be wise. Bitch needs help.

She may have chubbed up like that as a means of vaginal self-defense.

Huck is the kind of guygal you can go wrestle snakes with in the Ozarks, in full camo!

She actually was the top model for the Lane Bryant For Canines Catalogs three years running.

Huck loves herself some roadkill- and whatever he can scare up with his slingshot!

R24, yeah, to eat him.....

Did her gigantic ass tweet this?

Huck's hometown - where men are MEN- and sheep are nervous 😂

MY PUSSY STINKS!!!!

She looks like a fat, unkept frau from the south.

You just know that whenever there's a cake at the White House, she takes home a huge piece on a paper plate covered with a paper napkin for her husband.

And that piece of cake doesn't even make it out of the parking lot as Sarah wipes her chocolate-smeared fingers on the upholstery of her Nissan Altima.

[quote]Why doesn't the cosmopolitan looking Hope Hicks ever get to do the Press briefing? What does that bitch do anyway?

Oh, honey, you do NOT want to know.

Surrounded by Sarahbee, Kellyanne, and Omorosa, the press corps must frequently find themselves paralyzed when they play Fuck/Marry/Kill.

Laura Ingraham will soon have Sean Spucer's job.

At the podium, in her pink tee shirt, she looks like a fat 9th grade girl giving a speech to the school. And the dumb fat girl ... not the smart one. As she speaks into the microphone, you can hear the soft, low, guttural reverberations of her swallowing and occasionally licking her lips. Awkward pauses as she reads through her speech one word at a time, punctuated by her mouth breathing. When she is finished, the other students halfheartedly clap. They don't hate her or like her. She simply is there -- just like the painted-over cinder blocks of the lackluster public school walls covered not in an offensive color, but in a depressing, muted, pinkish gray tone. When she is finished, she walks back to one of those plastic chairs they have in schools and awkwardly has to sort of cinch herself in between the two other students also making an announcement to School Assembly. She knows that tonight, after the big football game, Suzanne Overmeyer is having a party; yet, she wasn't invited -- again, not because she is fat, plain and somewhat judgmental (her parents' and brothers' faults) but because she is tepid, dull, unengaging and slightly mean-spirited. She has Algebra I next period with Mr. Jackson. Her average in Algebra I is an 81 -- not good, not bad, just average. She will continue on in life in this manner in a series of lackluster experiences, events, challenges and moments that, collectively, give her no keener insight into people or life or herself, for that matter. Until the day she finds herself at The White House podium, when she speaks with the same impact of that 9th grade speech so long ago. She thinks to herself that she is "somebody now, damn it!". She never thought, all those years ago, that someday she would "show them all", as she used to tell herself in the mirror, as Janis Ian played softly on her clock-radio/CD player her aunt gave her for Christmas. Sometimes, just sometimes, she waked up in the middle of the night and has a pang of self realization that she is not qualified, in any respect at all, to be at that podium. The thought quickly passes with no self reflection in the dark of the night. As the dim, red, LED glow of that same cock radio ssines on her face, she falls back to sleep, and the dull tones of her guttural mouth breathing lull her to a sound, satisfied slumber.

I can't believe they're leapfrogging "homely Huck" with hyper mean girl BLONDE Laura!

she really thinks she's something though! A very smug moo cow... btw what do her fat goon brothers do for a living?

Bump

R2 is right, OP ows NAFTOS an apology.

owes

I regret that I have only one WW to give you R127!

Her arms. Her arms!

In that pink monstrosity, with that hank of hair, she reminds me of the cover from the Judy Blume book, aptly titled "Blubber"

My late best friend would have said, "she's so MARGARINE."

This administration is turning into Revenge of the White Trash!

She's not old enough for "bingo wings," but those definitely are "scrapbookin' wings."

They're not even strong, country girl arms. It's as if her arms have no muscle at all, just flesh hanging off the bone.

^ Welcome to Branson

She looks like a shaved sloth in a shake-and-go wig.

[quote]Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a really fat tub of shit!

While you on the other hand are a perfect athletic specimen, sitting on a La-Z-Boy, while eating your 12th bag of Cheetos.

R142 is a triggered deplorable

Picasso face!

Dear Lord in Heaven!

R127, excellent post!

She will forever look like a forensic reconstruction from a skull to me.

She can NOT stand still. Constantly figiting, twitching and moving positions. Drives me CRAZY.

She should just come out speaking in tounges and be done with it.

Eat your heart out, girl from The Exorcist.

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I don't particularly like her, abhor her politics and associations, and find r127s post to be clever and well written, but she was raised in politics and public speaking, as her dad was governor, presidential candidate and talking head, and she actually does a creditable job of lying, obfuscating and distracting....apple and tree thing, I guess.....

What the hell is it with the most prominent women around Trump wearing such ghastly Pepto pink shifts?

If you were around t, wouldnt you feel like vomiting too?

R127 here. I ask this sincerely, might she have had a minor stroke? Like a TIA or whatever they are called? Or maybe Bell's Palsy? Their is serious sagging of eye and mouth on one side. Not making a wisecrack here.

Oh Lawdy! "There" not "their" above.

Poor blossom!''''

An intelligent, successful woman! Swarm, swarm!

She's wearing pig-pink. The perfect color for swine!

R157. Fuck off. She rode in on her father's coat tails. Went to some half ass Baptist college. Worked for daddy. Then switched to Trump campaign when Daddy fell out.

Might Sarah Huckabee Sanders be someone who has evaded her scrotum types, just leaving poor alpha-beticals? Sander Scientists alone and dramatic during its drill.

I don't know . . . she's the only "real" woman in the White House. Hear me out. (Yes, she's a product of pure nepotism and has a shit-ass education.) Yet she's the only non-dyed, un-lifted, non-surgical, natural-boobed woman they have. She's klutzy and rough around the edges and pretty stupid, and she seems like the most authentic thing going. I totally ignore her, but it's kind of refreshing to see a woman over 98 pounds in there.

She's a fat, ugly cunt.

hubby

I still say William Howard Taft was a bigger tub of shit, but not by a lot.