Instagram Stud Connor Murphy

He's extremely hot but there's something off about him. Maybe it's that his arms look hella long and weird. Also he gives off a major douche vibe.

Just wow

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Hot bod. Seems like he would be a major douche.

How so?

His vids are super cringe-inducing, but I do think he's self-aware enough that it... almost balance things out? Unsure, but he's a hot guy.

He is a major douche.

Just watch his UNFUNNY, self-aggrandizing videos he makes to show off.

0% humility + 0% funny = douche

DAmn hot!

Easy on the eye

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What?

Bae.

He is hot as fuck, but the arrogance and narcissism of showing off like that is such a turn off. He won't always have that body, so I hope he is working on things that don't fade, like a personality and humility.

He should try humor. Much more sexy.

He is a douchebag.

“Are you SURE it’s red? You’re gonna be wrong. Are you ready for this? Are you sure you’re ready? Huh? You sure? BAM! IT’S MY NAKED FUCKING TORSO YOU LUCKY LUCKY WOMAN!!! Now not only have I treated you to the phenomenon of my waxed musculature, but I have coerced you into giving me your phone number. That means that, number one, I have successfully made a fool of you on camera. Number two, whatever happens from this point on can’t be called rape because I’ve got you on camera giggling over my half naked body. You are one silly, stupid, lucky woman to get to feast on this. Here, touch my fucking abs.”

Love this hot bro.

Holy fuck. I looked this guy up on youtube and I think I hate him more now than I hate Kellyanne Conway. He went to Planet Fitness with the intention of mocking people who he feels are less attractive than he is. He took his shirt off there and pranced around posing and then reported back his disappointment that no one took the bait and told him he is too hot to be in there.

I am ready to be nuked now. The Instagram generation does not deserve a future.

Butterface

LINK?

Butterface? Are you serious?!? He's handsome as hell. I'd fuck him even if he weren't jacked.

[quote] I'd fuck him even if he weren't jacked.

Figures.

He’s hellahot bro.

Oh my!

Butterface is right.

Douche-bro. His face is okay, but it is enhanced by the jacked bod. Being ripped to shreds notwithstanding, he is in love with himself and seems completely insufferable.

Connor's very hot. I actually think he's self-aware about how douchey these videos are.

Doesn't make him any less of a douche.

why HCl exists

He just wants the chicks' numbers so he can check out their hot boyfriends. The douchebro routine should get the boyfriends panting for his dick.

He is awful. Hot yes, but an asshole to be sure. His body seems to be all there is too him. He also seems more interested in seeing the girls reactions as a validation than he is in them. I doubt he's actually called any of those girls afterwards, he seems absorbed in himself....and no I don't think he's self aware at all.

Actually his face is kinda goofy there are far better looking guys out there.

Just saw a video of him at spring break. As an Englishman I have to ask, what do gays do for spring break? It seems totally hetero.

[quote]Easy on the eye

Hi Sandy!

Any dick pics? Does he have the Irish curse?

A hot bro

There are a couple videos where you can see VPL. He's average but everything else makes up for that.

Plus, in some videos, he says that getting women's number is just part of the gimmick.

So he's collecting numbers for his straight friends?

No he’s straight

R39 is Connor Murphy

I'm sure for the right offer Connor is "flexible," and in the market for a Sugar Daddy. But I've only heard about him hooking up with girls on the Westside.

Not really. Not many men are open to being prostitutes. DL just has a lot of delusional men who think it’s normal because they live in an aberrant subculture where it is anomalously common

He makes my panty biscuit swell with anticipation. My trouser tickler swells every time I see this stud. Be back in a bit.....

Tons of guys would be a kept man (though the majority for a woman) and yes, that's only a one in a million chance but that's because of cultural/economic history. But give most people - men or women- the opportunity to be wealthy without having to "work" and they'll take it.

Panty biscuit.

Connor Murphy's hardly in a position to look down on prostitution. One of his latest videos is about how a woman paid for him to come to Hawaii and "play monopoly" (his douchey code for sex).

A HOt beast

He's not all that.

My type

Oh, so this is the guy that ugly gay guys use to catfish on grindr. He's straight and muscular so of course all these queens would go cray cray.

Most would go cray cray over him

He doesn't have a GREAT face. But LOL at the idea that anyone posting at DL wouldn't love to have their lips wrapped around his cock.

[quote]LINK?

R20, did you really post that?! Were you so enamored with this douche nozzle’s pics that you didn’t either read the thread or click the link at R6?

Some of you queens are so fuckin stupid. The guy is straight, wants nothing to do with you whatsoever, except you give him clicks and likes. Yet you fawn all over him because he has a nice body, but that’s where it ends with this guy.

This is where the straights make the argument against gays in team sports. The old “what if I’m in the locker room and this guy starts to stare at me” trope. You’re proving it’s true.

Another piece of waxed fruit on Instagram!

He’s physically attractive. I would not want to engage with him in any way. You can laugh at that R52, but it’s true. At this point in my life, I am much more easily turned off by a horrible personality than I am turned on by another dime-a-dozen gym-processed body.

Yeah something about his face is quite goofy but hes still handsome.

I feel not hatred towards him. Am I a bad gay?

He’s hot

Too sculpted, I love muscular guys, but he looks too anal

[quote]he looks too anal

"Too anal" for what?

R43 has a way with the words and the gift of the gab.