I saw my first fellow Datalounger at a bar tonight!!

Let's all guess what poster he was!

Was he cut or uncut?

Lolz

Cheryl?

And what did you present for him?

Could you see what thread he was reading?

So we do exist? Are we all fat?

[quote] Lolz

LoL! :)

Was he obese?

LULZ!

Was it BILL TAYLOR?

Which Kathy Griffin thread was he reading???????

Were his shoes covered in poo?

When you went home with him for dinner did he drain his spaghetti?

Did he wear earrings and a caftan?

Was it SizzlinJen?

Did he read fat?

Was he great, big fat person?

[quote] LULZ!

I did it for the...

OP completely missed the opportunity to tap Mr. Bear on the shoulder, smile and say

MARY!!

RUN, OP! You in danger, girl!!

I once saw a DLer browsing the site on his phone at a hospital cafeteria. I gingerly walked behind him, leaned into his ear, and whispered: Cheryl's pussy stinks. I then calmly walked away without looking back.

OP, Your first? Unlikely, we're all around you, you just haven't noticed.

Were you dressed in your evening caftan, OP?

That's grand, r20.

I'm trying to think how I'd signal a fellow DLer, unlike your Extremely Suspicious Tale.

I'd want to reference Once Around The Garden or Jackie On Assistance. To obviously highlight my elevated sense of humor.

r20 if that is actually true that is awesome!

We should have a greeting of some kind, just in case you run into someone you suspect is a DLer.

Awesome! Great story, and thanks for sharing. Sounds very coincidental.

Actually, I'd probably run away screaming if I though I met one of you in real life.

I would be scared, lol...

[quote] lol...

LoL! :)

Did you get close enough to smell if he was wearing Helenesque?

[quote]We should have a greeting of some kind, just in case you run into someone you suspect is a DLer.

OP should've presented hole

Must have been at a All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Bar from the sound of things.

Fuck you beat me to it.

Did he threaten to kill you in a grease fire?

Did he cry as he typed?

Friend of Cheryl instead of Dorothy? On DL posters will understand.

I have a longtime friend who would use jokes that I recognized from various Datalounge threads and I called him on it. Neither he nor I suspected the other as the depraved sort who is a regular here.

I'm on chaturbate and a 52 year old man just typed "hot bro" in the messages area. It had to have been a Datalounger.

Did you two exchange the secret DL handshake and password ?

We had a DL get together once in the east village and we all wore "Cheryl" tags.

^ DL used to have a CafePress shop that sold T-shirts with screened-on "My name is Cheryl" tags.

R20 is Nurse Ratchett in One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest

Was Erna there also?

The host at the local Old Chicago (shut up) was on DL a few months ago but I was too shy to say anything. Also, he was checking my partner out so I was a little peeved.

Tony reminds me that I had a friend who was on DL about 15 years ago and I didn't realize it until a couple years later when I found the place myself. He was constantly using catchphrases and talking about either Cheryl or Julie, I can't remember which.

[quote]I have a longtime friend who would use jokes that I recognized from various Datalounge threads and I called him on it. Neither he nor I suspected the other as the depraved sort who is a regular here.

R37 = friend of Milo

Who would go to a bar and stare at their phone ?!? Am I THAT out of touch ? I mean,whats the point ?

They all do, R47. They go to parties and stare at their phone, too.

OP, when John/PMBT stalks you and kills you, can we have your stuff?

[quote]Who would go to a bar and stare at their phone ?!? Am I THAT out of touch ?

Yes.

Some deflection on this thread.

I saw a deer last summer, and a cardinal this morning, but I have not seen a live DLer yet.

R47 Checking Grindr to see if anyone in the bar in online? I check Scruff at airports while waiting for my flight. You never know.

[quote]'m trying to think how I'd signal a fellow DLer

You present hole of course!

Was he cradling his mug, OP?

It was a bar in LA with an older crowd,he was scrolling through a thread with lots of photos of bimbo celebrities, and he ordered two cranberry vodkas!

Did he hiss at you OP?

Oooo, I used to love cranberry and vodka ! In my day we called them "cape cods' .

[quote] You present hole of course!

So what are we supposed to do? Walk around constantly presenting hole, just in case there's a DLer in our midst?

Wink first R59 and if he hisses then you present. All this is explained in the HELP section, just click the tab above right.

Ah, OK. Thanks for clearing that up for me, R60, 'wink, wink.'

Hissssss

( o )

I know the guy OP is talking about. He thought he was being stalked and that OP had Bugs Bunny teeth.

Lifting my caftan for you, R62.

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I don't know whether to laugh, roll me eyes, or feel very sad that there are people who can't even leave their house for an evening of enjoyment without logging onto the internet. We have become a society of idiots.

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It couldn't have been Erna, MPC, AIKC, Tybee and the other fat ones, they can't get out of their basements. Still, be kind to DL old dears, they try; an air kiss would do. If they hiss back, present hole; then run. They'll never catch you.

Hay!

[quote]for an evening of enjoyment without logging onto the internet

Gramps, in the age of smartphones everyone is connected to the internet at all times. There is no "logging on or off". And yes, of course people use their phones at bars. Doesn't mean you are constantly on it, but it also doesn't mean you aren't going to touch it.

OP you should have rolled up a newspaper and smacked him on the ass and said "let's move it, toots."

[quote] Who would go to a bar and stare at their phone ?!? Am I THAT out of touch ?

They're not [italic]these[/italic] kinds of phones, Gramps.

A few years back they actually invented small phones that are little computers now.

The OP to the man: "What are you posting so I can block you?"

How do I dial these newfangled phones? I have my pencil ready to go but I am not quite sure where it goes.

[quote]and he ordered two cranberry vodkas

I'm surprised they didn't card him!

And how do I slam the phone down in righteous indignation as I say, "Well. I never!."

It's not an actual pencil, Meemaw @ R75, but close.

BLOCKED!

Whilst standing behind the coveted "great, big, fat bear" attached to his iPhone at the Taco Bar, this was the perfect opportunity to use a helpful ice breaker: "Would you like help with your second helping, hon?"

After all, one has only two hands.

[quote]Friend of Cheryl instead of Dorothy? On DL posters will understand.

Friend of Julie, methinks.

(This thread has given me lots of laughs on a Saturday morning. Thanks!)

Was he wearing the official Velvet Rope tour jacket?

Did he respond to your cry of "oh god! won't someone shit in my mouth!" OP?

OP: (sees the man at the bar on Datalounge) Oh dear.

MAN AT BAR: BLOCKED.

OP: Enough.

MAN AT BAR: I've stated my boundaries! There! I've said it!

Man storms off.

I wonder if the guy OP saw has seen this thread. I hope he posts and gives us his version of events.

Was he looking up nutloaf recipes?

I'm imagining two queens sidling up to each other at a wrinkle room and exchanging passwords out of the corners of their mouths:

"Joan Steffend?"

"Cilantro."

"Squirrels?"

"Death."

Ina Garten passes gas.

What was the bar? Earrings and Caftans?

The bar was called Loneliness and Tears.

Could you see the outline of a butt plug showing through his leggings?

Hey great big fat DL bear! We need to hear from you.

Help him out will you OP? Give time and place so we don't have EVERY great big fat DL bear seeking attention.

But oh what am I saying, what's the use?

Ok, I'll confess. It was Gold Coast bar.

Breasteses were showing through his sheer mesh top.

Was that the guy?

You should have tapped him on the shoulder and squealed in his good ear, "More fudge, daddy! More fudge!"

And then left.

We were having a nice conversation (or so I thought) until he abruptly started screaming, "I know YOU ! I BLOCKED you! Go away or I'll report you to Muriel ! "

Then I realized who he was . . . . . . . .

THE DL STALKER - BLOCKER !

OP: Was he wearing an ankle monitor?

75-80 % of Datalounge rarely leave their​ basements.

R98 Oh, honey, we rarely leave our COUCHES!

Omg.

How about me?

Hunnies, I never leave my [italic]drawer.[/italic]

[quote] Omg

Dyatlov right?

[quote] Dyatlov right?

Someone should make a thread on that.

I agree, R104.

Even if he hadn't been looking at DL, the T-shirt he was wearing should've been a dead giveaway.

Great Big Fat Bear was posting a thread titled "You Should See This Godforsaken Abomination Standing Behind Me".

Gold Coast is still there? Wow, I haven't been there since sometime in the 90's.

I met a Datalounger at a party, but when I told him I hated Madonna he challenged me to a duel.

How could you tell, did she hiss at you as you passed by?

OP next time just be like

Was he twerking it on the dance floor? A 6'1" biracial guy, with a big dick bulge? Size 12 shoes?

OP, silly boy....that was me, AIKC. I've been taking my meds and my psychiatric team says that I've made a lot of progress. You could've, should've, would've came up and said hi.

R69 is just jealous because he's still on lockdown.

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I would LOVE to run into AIKC at a bar sometime. I think he's a hoot.

Someone from another site's forum revealed himself as a DL a few days ago. I had a suspicion for months he was a DLer because he'd post news from that site.

I wrote to someone else this week, casually mentioned a suspicion of DL contribution (I mentioned his name also omsn a "what famous people do you think hang out at DL" and got two likes). I don't expect an answer, the letter was about something else entirely.

But I think it'd be more fun to catch an unfamiliar DLer in the wild than to have suspicions proven.

For those who have been here a while I would ask who their favorite actress was. Correct reply - Julianne Moore. Correct response to the reply - Seriously?

Or ask if they've seen the Darfur Orphan around.

LOVE CRANBERRIES--THEY HAVE THAT XTRA "SPRARK"..BEEN LOOKING FOR A NICE YOUGN MAN, YES EVEN AT BARS....HATE THESE NEW "SMART" PHONES - CAN'T LIVE WITH EM, CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT EM! LOL! BLESS,BILL

My hot photography teacher reads Datalounge in his Ipad (seen him twice). Only problem is that he is married to a really nice lady.

[quote] My hot photography teacher reads Datalounge in his Ipad

He must be very tiny.

Explains all the food-related threads on here...

At least two got out of the house ...

At least one of them waddled out R121

If only I could run into a certain DLer I know as Strapping Guy. He's a 6'2" Gemini, fine ass whiteboy from Brooklyn, with a pretty big dick.

He flame fucks nicely...actual fucking? I kinda wanted to find out. Anyone seen a Frost Giant lurking around?

This is DL, R63

{ O }

R118 is she Asian?

It would be a dream come true to see another browsing DL

Dream big [R126]. Lol.

Did he ask for Turkey Meatballs and Red Dragon cheese for "nibblies"?

Did he perform his favorite dance routine from the Juul Haalmeyer Dancers?

Did he slap your face viciously? Or his own?

Concerned DLers need to know!

OP, if he was a great, big, fat bear toy should have stunned him with a blow gun, so to speak, so as to display him in a cage like the wild beast he is.

R70 is Trudie Styler

R20 Rocks!

Has a protocol for greeting been established yet? I can't just go around screaming WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE SHIT IN MY MOUTH and presenting hole!

Did he spit his cranberry cocktail on the bar room floor and declare it 'worse than Hitler' before applying a Bon Bell 'Piece-A-Cake' Lip Smacker (purchased on eBay) and flouncing out?

This would be the Official DL Lip Smacker. Sour Grapes.

Found Him!

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OP, how mean! You know he probably read this thread right after!

....

Were you scared, OP?

I would be!!

Did he look like this?

DLers who venture outside their basement? No way!

True story: I had a patient who was once a DL poster. I saw him on it while he was laid up in bed. Nice, unassuming man, and not at all very fussy considering he was there because of his condition. I did not reveal I was a DL poster, too, lol.

I would be scared to meet one of you bitches in real life!

DL passphrase:

"My favorite cigar is a MURIEL."

R142, did he leave you his stuff?

I'm a semi-regular poster on DL, and I'm not gay.

What's your point here, OP ?

R145 If you were gay you would know. Interloper

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If I saw a DLer in public, I would run the other way!

Exactly, R148. Who wants to be trapped in an endless monologue with some porn addicted DL queen as he rhapsodizes about the latest "straight" guy on Sean Cody.

R148 well, you make it sound like public nudity is a BAD thing.

[quote]I'm a semi-regular poster on DL, and I'm not gay

Are you at least hetero-flexible? Gay adjacent?

If I saw someone on DL, I would immediately start a thread about them, with the location in the title so they could find it immediately and wonder who the fuck was watching and posting about them.