DL I NEED YOUR HELP
TO FIND A JOB
I want to reenter the job market. It has been MANY, MANY YEARS.
I know KEYPUNCH on IBM 029 CARD PUNCH SYSTEM, IBM 059 CARD VERIFIER and other SYSTEMS as well INCLUDING *UNITYPER*.
I also have skills in switchboard and mail room. I once worked as a LECTOR also.
SITUATION DESPERATE. PLEASE HELP. I will forever be ETERNALLY GRATEFUL.
YOURS IN GOOD FAITH,
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 16, 2018 9:58 PM
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Do you have a job for me, R1? I will work VERY HARD.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 31, 2017 4:50 PM
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Obviously R1 is a programmer communicating only in zeros and ones.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 31, 2017 4:53 PM
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OP,
Do you know Fortran? You must know Fortran to succeed in today's modern and busy world.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 31, 2017 4:57 PM
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OP,
I have a Polaroid Land Camera you can buy to photograph your resume before you mail it in.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 31, 2017 4:58 PM
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Do you have an AOL email address in case they want to contact you?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 31, 2017 4:58 PM
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Are you proficient in WebTV?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 31, 2017 5:01 PM
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YES I know FORTRAN. I used it for SCIENTIFIC COMPUTING for the 704 MAINFRAME. It was the FIRST OPTIMIZING COMPILER I worked with.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 31, 2017 5:03 PM
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NO AOL ACCOUNT. ARPANET instead. THANK YOU.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 31, 2017 5:05 PM
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OP,
But are you proficient with Displaywrites or Selectrics?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 31, 2017 5:12 PM
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If you don't have experience with FidoNet you're going to have problems in today's competitive work force.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 31, 2017 5:12 PM
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Can you change the roll of paper in a fax machine?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 31, 2017 5:13 PM
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You will pry my Selectric from my cold, dead, well manicured hands.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 31, 2017 5:15 PM
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OH YES. FAMILIAR WITH IBM SELECTRIC TYPEWRITER. VERY PROFICIENT. I REGULARLY ACHIEVE OVER *80 WPM*
MICORCOMPUTING with IBM DISPLAYWRITER 6580 WORD PROCESSING, YES. I know that *SYSTEM* WELL. I also know MS-DOS. ALL SYSTEMS.
I DO NOT change FACSIMILE PAPER. Can LEARN if it would be PERTINENT to my NEW JOB.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 31, 2017 5:21 PM
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Why do you type in all-caps?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 31, 2017 5:24 PM
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Are you the guy that screams "HOW CAN I BE GAY" on the other thread? If not he is for YOU!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 31, 2017 5:26 PM
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To EMPHASIZE my SKILL SETS, R15. Do you have a JOB to OFFER me?
I'm not that CHAP, R16. I already KNOW how to be GAY. I need a JOB. Do you have one to OFFER to me?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 31, 2017 5:29 PM
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We're still assessing whether or not you possess the critical office automation efficiency required for a job; so please be patient. This is, after all, a job interview.
Now, tell us about your proficiency with an IBM 1403, including the special paper it requires.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 31, 2017 5:33 PM
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You sound like you'd be a perfect Greeter
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 31, 2017 5:39 PM
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Oh YES. IBM 1403. A MOVIE STAR printer in 1964's, DR. STRANGELOVE.
SEVERAL MODELS.
REQUIREMENT of FAN-FOLDED paper with PERFORATED edges. VERY NOISY, 240 characters including SPECIAL CHARACTERS. SPECIAL CHAINS could be ordered if REQUIRED. ANYTHING ELSE?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 31, 2017 5:42 PM
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[quote] Oh YES. IBM 1403. A MOVIE STAR printer in 1964's, DR. STRANGELOVE.
1964? We are past the year 2001! Do you know anything about programming the HAL 9000?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 31, 2017 5:50 PM
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Very good, OP. Now that we've thoroughly discussed your expertise with office automation equipment, let's move on to you as a team player, and all it means. Tell us about a time when you:
1.) Disagreed with your manager, how you handled it, and what you'd learned; 2.) A mistake you'd made, its consequences, and the process you'd employed to resolve it; and 3.) Discuss your technical strengths and weaknesses, and your perfect manager.
Take as much time as you need.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 31, 2017 5:51 PM
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Well, you've got to hand it to OP - very few people are familiar enough with that tech from the past to be able to incorporate into the story.
So, kudos for that.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 31, 2017 5:51 PM
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[quote] 1.) Disagreed with your manager, how you handled it, and what you'd learned
I ONCE did not believe that a lady could become MY supervisor. It was a different ERA when they decided to PROMOTE GLADYS. I felt slighted as I BELIEVED my SKILL SET was greater than hers. At first I had a hard time ACCEPTING GLADYS as my direct SUPERIOR. However, after several WHISKEY SOURS, I came to the conclusion that I would have to STEP back and give GLADYS a chance to lead me and my DEPARTMENT. Soon, it became apparent that although my skills were better than hers, she WAS a GREAT leader. She was a much needed emollient in our department that often BICKERED endlessly. I learned that sometimes a great leader may not have the same skills as their WORKERS, but they have the ABILITY to organize and MOTIVATE their team, which is very important.
[quote] 2.) A mistake you'd made, its consequences, and the process you'd employed to resolve it
I was and AM a perfectionist. However, back in 1962, I was working for a large recording company. I informed my SUPERVISOR that I believed that Guitar groups were on their way out. LITTLE did I know that my WORDS would later come back to haunt me. As a result of my egregious ERROR, my company lost out on the OPPORTUNITY to seal a contract with a then popular musical group. I was subsequently dismissed from my POSITION. I learned that I sometimes needed to take a RISK instead of dismissing ideas that may be unappealing or FOREIGN to me. Since then, I attempt to fully understand a situation BEFORE I write the idea off as ridiculous.
[quote] 3.) Discuss your technical strengths and weaknesses, and your perfect manager.
My perfect MANAGER is someone that is approachable and OPEN to ideas that will help to ACHIEVE GOALS and company RESOLUTIONS. SOMEONE that can see the BIG PICTURE in other words. The person should be STRONG WILLED yet flexible. I will HIGHLIGHT my technical proficiency as such; I am COMPETENT and FAMILIAR with many IBM SYSTEMS which I have PREVIOUSLY noted. My WEAKNESSES are some OUTMODED systems such as Windows 95 (Chicago) and Windows 98 (Memphis). I have ONLY passable knowledge of these PARTICULAR systems.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 31, 2017 6:14 PM
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Oh for God's sake just die!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 31, 2017 8:49 PM
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First thing's first. Set up a myspace page and post some dick pics. We will take it from there.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 31, 2017 8:55 PM
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Does Myspace allow dick pics?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 31, 2017 9:00 PM
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[quote]My WEAKNESSES are some OUTMODED systems such as Windows 95 (Chicago) and Windows 98 (Memphis).
Be cautious OP, Y2K could get you. Back up all your info on your Palm Pilot.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 31, 2017 10:05 PM
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Any steno skills? We prefer standard Gregg shorthand.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 31, 2017 10:27 PM
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I'm feeding this OP to my Univac just to see what it craps out from the process.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 31, 2017 10:31 PM
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OP,
You seem so smart! Can you help me with my WordPerfect program? I can't find how to indent.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 31, 2017 10:32 PM
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Now that we've assessed your technical, reasoning, and interpersonal skills, we have a final question, perhaps more important than the others: are you hot?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 31, 2017 11:46 PM
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OP, be sure to have your Nash Rambler tuned up before beginning the daily commute to your new job.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 1, 2017 12:00 AM
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DUESENBERG. I will get it ready. THANKS.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 1, 2017 12:11 AM
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[quote]Do you have an AOL email address in case they want to contact you?
Sorry, CARRIER PIGEON or PONY EXPRESS only!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 1, 2017 12:22 AM
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Would you show the head of HR your peen if he was hot and asked you very nicely?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 1, 2017 12:28 AM
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There may be an opening. We still haven't replaced Ginny in Billing.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 1, 2017 12:29 AM
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To the contrary, r1, I'd give this charming poster an 8/10.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 40 | June 1, 2017 12:29 AM
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OP, if I were you, I'd just turn to prostitution.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 1, 2017 12:36 AM
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I'm also skilled in RADIOTELEGRAPHY including GMDSS and MORSE CODE.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 1, 2017 12:44 AM
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I've actually used that machine in R40's pic. Still prefer my tablet.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 1, 2017 12:48 AM
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Karen in Accounting will test you now. You did bring your own abacus, didn't you, OP, you little puss, you?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 1, 2017 12:53 AM
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I'm sorry, Miss Wilson. Your blood test came back positive for mimeograph-purple-juice addiction.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 1, 2017 12:54 AM
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How is your telegraphy? Up to snuff?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 1, 2017 12:56 AM
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OP, I suspect you would be an Extraordinarily Special Temp - and temping might allow you to bring make your skills even more relevant to current work place standards.
Now, how do you feel about working with Coloreds and Nancy Boys?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 1, 2017 12:59 AM
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OP, I would suggest you buy a BIG clock and try to turn back the hands of time to get back to the place where you came from...
Also a clip-on tie and short-sleeve dress shirt, and maybe some horned-rimmed glasses...
And your enthusiasm is...uh...bordering on delusional, but you may find employer-paid mental health coverage if you are fortunate.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 1, 2017 1:05 AM
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OP,
Do you like to huff mimeograph ink?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 1, 2017 1:06 AM
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You certainly have the qualifications and the look of the type of outstanding young man that most modern offices are looking for...
P.S. Don't forget to check out the girl named Joan with the big tits in Accounting - word is that she's on the Pill and she's easy. But a handsome young man with your qualifications should have no problems finding all the easy women you would ever want. (And we all KNOW how much they want it - regardless of how they protest, eh?)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 50 | June 1, 2017 1:10 AM
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I'M ALSO A BUG CHASER BUT I GUESS THAT IS IRRELEVANT
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 1, 2017 1:10 AM
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Never mind the naysayers, OP! We will send you an answer by post, but off the record, I think you've got the steno position in the bag.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 1, 2017 1:12 AM
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No to the lady named Joan. I am a PRACTICING HOMOSEXUALIST. I hope that is NOT a PROBLEM for you.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 1, 2017 1:14 AM
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If you tried Porn OP? I heard it's great for the self esteem!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 1, 2017 1:16 AM
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Can you bring your own slide rule?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 1, 2017 1:25 AM
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I do hope you enjoyed your extended coma, OP.
You certainly seem rested and enthusiastic about returning to work
Give my girl a call at ENglewood-3-9975 about setting something up.
Perhaps we can meet for lunch at Maxwell Plum's on 64th - I do hope you like Martinis.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 1, 2017 1:25 AM
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When you get your new job, OP...
Be sure to try out the Automat restaurants for lunch - so modern and convenient!
My girlfriend Cathy and I eat there everyday...
And So Many Eligible Men to Flirt With!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 57 | June 1, 2017 1:33 AM
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I have one word of advice for you, OP...
"Plastics"
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 1, 2017 1:34 AM
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OP was an operator on similar model.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 59 | June 1, 2017 1:35 AM
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Yes. MARTINI, DIRTY. WHISKEY SOUR and TOM COLLINS. Let's meet and share a LAUGH and perhaps a GIN RICKEY.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 1, 2017 1:35 AM
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Here's an important tip for you, OP...
Never make the girls who operate the Switchboard angry.
One of my co-workers made that mistake and he couldn't get an outside line for months!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 1, 2017 1:37 AM
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Oh! Many thanks R61. Perhaps we shall meet up for a cigar and a Brandy Alexander.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 1, 2017 1:41 AM
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OP, I've heard a nice a young man like yourself can earn extra money for the rent by just hanging around the corner at 53rd and Third.
Regardless, I'd like to take you for drinks at The Townhouse.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 1, 2017 1:42 AM
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Also, watch out for the Elevator Operators.
One of my co-workers made one angry just by copping a feel (she's obviously a lesbian)...
For weeks she stopped the elevator about a foot short of his floor and he had to crawl out on his hands and knees!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 1, 2017 1:42 AM
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[quote]No to the lady named Joan. I am a PRACTICING HOMOSEXUALIST.
There is no place in American business for homesexuals, perverts, and child molesters.
I think we all learned that lesson during the McCarthy era - that stuff goes hand in hand with Communism.
You may want to look for some type of day labor down in Greenwich Village or the Lower East Side.
Or up in Harlem if you are into the Colored men - but I should warn you that our FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover has told us that Colored men carry many serious Venereal Diseases.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 65 | June 1, 2017 1:51 AM
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R65, Mary, you have way more to worry about that the homosexuals.
I do your wife's hair and she tells me all about your cruising the docks and the port authority, ya big bottom!
OP, meet me for a drink at Stonewall and we'll talk...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 66 | June 1, 2017 1:55 AM
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Let's all MEET up at the Waldorf for some jazz and drinks.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 1, 2017 1:58 AM
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"Venereal Diseases"
Sir, please! The polite term is "Social Diseases." I cannot imagine anyone being so vulgar and uncouth to use your term in a PUBLIC forum.
Really.....
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 1, 2017 1:59 AM
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Call it whatever you want, R68...
But your Big Black Bucks are not only making your eyes roll back in your head...
When they slam their big meat into your mussy...
They're also giving your Syphilis and Gonorrhea according to Reader's Digest....
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 1, 2017 2:03 AM
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Not only are they spreading diseases...
But many of them are Negro Agitators who are using their Civil Rights protest to promote Communism!
I read the Saturday Evening Post too.
Why or why am I cursed with this insatiable itch for Big Black Cocks?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 1, 2017 2:06 AM
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So, OP, how's the job hunt going?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 1, 2017 2:09 AM
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Just how big is your slide rule, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 1, 2017 2:09 AM
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OP, have you considered Politics.
Young John Lindsay will almost certainly become President.
And the GOP will be soon be the only viable major Political Party in America!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 1, 2017 2:11 AM
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Agreed, R73!
With his looks - John Lindsay is unstoppable!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 74 | June 1, 2017 2:18 AM
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Which type of tablet do you use, OP, clay or stone?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 1, 2017 2:19 AM
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I mean no disrespect, but that's pure tommyrot!
If American ever has a President from New York...
It will most certainly be a Rockefeller!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 1, 2017 2:20 AM
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Go for security, OP...
Blue Chip Companies like IBM, Lehman Brothers, and the big tobacco companies will always be successful...
And dominate American business
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 1, 2017 2:24 AM
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OP, 80 WPM is impressive.
If you can type with three carbons and no errors, we may have a place for you in the typing pool.
Of course, you'll have to do personal errands and 'favors' for any of the executives who may be interested...
But that goes without saying, I'm sure.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 1, 2017 2:40 AM
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Our benefits are much better than TWA...
And we'll be around forever!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 1, 2017 2:41 AM
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Pursue your personal hobbies. Investing in vinyl records sets you apart as a real up and comer, finger on the pulse, really with it type of person.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 80 | June 1, 2017 2:42 AM
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Air travel is just a passing fad.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 1, 2017 2:42 AM
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I hear Pan Am will someday fly to the moon! The moon I tell you.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 1, 2017 2:42 AM
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Not to mention that air travel is so glamorous and luxurious!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 83 | June 1, 2017 2:45 AM
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OP, if you could pass for female, you could try to get a job as a stewardess...
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 1, 2017 2:45 AM
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Is that future First Lady Laura Bush on the right at R83? And here I thought nobody could be as glamorous as Jackie!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 1, 2017 2:47 AM
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A tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without for your help. But you're not helping, Why is that, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 1, 2017 2:48 AM
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No, sadly Pickles had never been outside of Midland when that photo was taken..
And as far as being a stewardess - it depends on your passengers.
That bitch Lucy is not as funny as you might think!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 87 | June 1, 2017 2:51 AM
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Retirement communities are a hugely growing industry, but often overlooked by jobseekers. Where I work there are always between two and three dozen openings.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 1, 2017 2:55 AM
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I am LOSING WEIGHT and there is a PURPLE MARK on my foot that won't go away.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 1, 2017 2:55 AM
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Do you consider those symptoms job qualifications, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 1, 2017 3:12 AM
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I hear the Nixon White House is hiring tech people. The just don't understand all this new fangled stuff. Dial them up!
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 1, 2017 3:22 AM
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OP, how's your short hand? Can it keep up with good one?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 1, 2017 3:40 AM
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OP, if the light is too bright---do you trim the wick?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 1, 2017 3:43 AM
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John Lindsay? That bastard gave me CRABS!
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 1, 2017 3:57 AM
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OP, can you do both Gregg and Pitman shorthand or do you only know that newfangled Speedwriting stuff none of your co-workers will be able to transcribe?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 1, 2017 4:22 AM
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OP, you're dead. You are a ghost, a spirit. You've passed on! You are no more! You've ceased to be! You've expired and gone to meet your maker! You are stiff, bereft of life, you are pushing up the daisies! Your metabolic processes are now history! You've kicked the bucket, shuffled off this mortal coil, and run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! YOU ARE AN EX-OP!!
There will be no job for you in this world. Check to see if St. Peter needs some clouds fluffed.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 1, 2017 5:39 AM
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Stop posting about me like that, r96! I can't face it! I can't handle it! And I am not the OP!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 1, 2017 6:26 AM
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Rather than ask us, OP, you should rely on your faith.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 2, 2017 12:08 AM
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I found OUT that I have full blown AIDS and there is no CURE at the present time.
Will this affect my EMPLOYMENT chances?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 2, 2017 1:57 AM
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Go on Craigslist and find a job. There's a million of them.
Of course, you might want to start off in the services or personals, and go from there.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 2, 2017 2:07 AM
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OP, you can borrow my Edsel to drive yourself to the interview!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 102 | June 2, 2017 2:14 AM
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Oh, for corn's sake, OP, whatever you do, do not, I repeat, do not go out in your new blue jeans.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 2, 2017 2:32 AM
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I MUST know. Do I have the JOB?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 2, 2017 10:20 AM
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I MUST know. Do I have the JOB?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 2, 2017 10:21 AM
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I think it's wonderful that the Nigerian Princess could take time out of her busy day trying to distribute millions from that Hong Kong bank where the Lagos royal family keeps its reserves to helpful Americans if only they would send $100 in good-faith postage and insurance relief services money and provide their social security number and credit card information to demonstrate faith,
to try to get a job in 1979.
God love you and blessings of Lord Jesus Christ on you and your famblee.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 4, 2017 10:25 PM
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Edsels are cool. In the event of an EMP, they would be amongst the few cars still operational.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 4, 2017 11:43 PM
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I think COBOL is probably more marketable than FORTRAN. At least in the business world.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 4, 2017 11:45 PM
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While I do suspect that OP is also our beloved BILL TAYLOR, I just don't care. As far as I'm concerned, he can introduce five characters every month and I'd still be entertained. There is something about this guy I just love.
He's so freaking earnest, and I want to root for him. Brilliant!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 11, 2017 11:29 PM
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This is the best thread in a long time.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 11, 2017 11:56 PM
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OP,
Ginny in billing is set to retire next month. Let's set up a meeting. I'm at the Peninsula Hotel in LA.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 11, 2017 11:57 PM
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I have no idea what any of you are talking about.
This thread makes no sense to me.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 12, 2017 1:35 AM
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Dear Millennial, That is unfortunate, but I do salute you for honoring Data Lounge tradition by restraining yourself from using emojis here like some of our younger folks.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 12, 2017 1:38 AM
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BILL TAYLOR, aren't you ... how shall I put this... a little FUCKING OLD to be looking for a job?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | October 12, 2017 1:38 AM
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The OP said he's not Bill, R117.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 12, 2017 1:41 AM
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OP, how is it that you can contact us from the year 1980?
by Anonymous | reply 119 | October 12, 2017 10:27 AM
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So do I have the JOB? Am I the CANDIDATE you were looking for?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 3, 2017 6:02 PM
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R120, only if you are ours in good faith. Also which church do you go to, and what is your age? Which clubs do you belong to?
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 3, 2017 6:08 PM
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I am 72 years old and I am a lifelong member of First Methodist on Oak Street and I am a Shriner.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 3, 2017 6:13 PM
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OP is clearly HAL 9000.
I always knew he was gay!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 125 | November 3, 2017 7:06 PM
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Oh, Shit! I LOVE this DL Classic thread!
Thanks for Bumpin' it UP!
by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 4, 2017 5:15 AM
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[quote] I am 72 years old and I am a lifelong member of First Methodist on Oak Street and I am a Shriner.
How do you reconcile that with being a known HOMOSEXUALIST? We are quite certain you linger in parks to EXPOSE yourself, in TOILETS to do the same, and MOLEST the CHILDREN while doing the same. That’s what all HOMOSEXUALISTS do. Fortunately you’re not a LESBIAN which is a double sin. LESBIANS fail to bear CHILDREN which is a SIN against GOD.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | November 4, 2017 9:03 AM
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Dear SIR or MADAME,
Have I got the JOB?
Waiting patiently for INFO about the job. I'm a GOOD worker; loyal, resourceful, and PRODUCTIVE.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 16, 2018 9:58 PM
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