Hot British Dudes: the most shocking thread on Datalounge

He'll undoubtedly age like shit but for NOW Duncan Mais gets my vote.

Oh, and Oliver Jackson Cohen is a close second.

Since when are hot british dudes shocking? You guys have been obsessed with me since my first appearance on screen.

Get 'em while they're hot, boys. In two years they'll look like Phil Mitchell.

Matthew Goode is hot. So is Ben Whishaw.

But "most shocking thread"? We think not.

Can we use this thread for British guys who aren't famous Hollywood actors?

Here's Freddie Abrahams from London

Secure Connection Failed, R6.

He is hot, R6.

Max Norman from London

Freddie Abrahams and colorblocking.

I love it that British guys are working out now

Alex Crockford from London

Russell Balogh, actor and stuntman

R13 - Yum.

Hey, don't forget about me.

But no homo, capisce?

Ryan Barrett, model and ceramicist

Instawhores -- we're everywhere!

Edward William, model

Adam Cowie, model

Mike Thurston, fitness trainer

#Thirsty4Thurston

Ross Norton

ceramicist?

Wow - that speaking voice and accent.

That's brit trailer park, right?

Chavs?

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r15 is so atrocious, I'm surprised he didn't show up first in one of the Gorgeous Gay Men threads.

this thread is useless without dick pics

Not to me

Timmy Worlock.

Hot damn bro

Who is this bro?

That douchebag's Australian, R34

Meh. Pasta without salt

Poor little Jack Wild at 18.

More Posh than Hot:

Muscly Violinist:

He's Aussie and hot. Why do nasty effeminates call hot buff dudes people love "douchebags?"

Why do nasty effeminate douchebags like R40 call people "dudes"?

Mmmm

[quote]Why do nasty effeminates call hot buff dudes people love "douchebags?"

Because he's shouting at the camera like an obnoxious retard. FFS, it's just a generic fat burner, not the Holy Grail or Tarnhelm.

Screen shot for the OP.

Mr Joe Wicks:

You like?

Yeah bro, I like him. More!

I'm shocked. Shocked. Shocked into a horned stupor.

Love British men. I even disagree about their not aging well. I've had several hot guys in their 40s.

Best of all, the fat uncut British sausages remain intact. Yes I said intact.

Love you Britain. And your men! Stay Great!

Here's one more for ya, r47:

This thread is useless without Dikpics.

Im convinced that every single British man who is at all attractive is famous. We know who they are. Because, walking around any of the cities in the UK that aren't London, it's shocking how unattractive the people are. They come in two types, bony and underfed or the size of parade floats.

You shitting me? They are very attractive!

Ros Atkins from the BBC is such a sexy man. He is not just the type of man you'd fuck around with but also marry and take long trips with to the Seychelles or the Canary Islands where you would not much time doing instead touristy because you'd just be on a bed flip flop fucking

R48. Right on.

I rarely find British dudes attractive, but it seems like they are producing a more attractive Crop of actors lately. Also, the growing Indian/Pakistani and biracial population is helping

Dan Osborne wins this thread

Finally British dudes are weightlifting

Matthew Wolfenden

Jack Derges

Julian Morris

Wowwww

Adam Woodward.

^^^ Who wants to be the rim of the pool?

Harley JUdge is very hot

Fffd

Hmmmm

Mr. Hugh Plummer

Nice

Ben Whishaw is not hot R5. He is a skinny little weed who cries into his pillow.

Alexis Caught is lukewarm hot.

Photo shoot - Julian Morris for Dear Boy Magazine.

R58, wasn't there a Lord Wolfenden in the court of QE 1? And a Wolfenden Report about gay men?

r70 Jesus fucking christ. I want that dude naked and in my bed by 8pm tonight

R57 Whatever happened to Hugh Plummer?

Did he and his long penis go into seclusion?

R72 He's nearly naked up in R60.

r60 I'd penetrate that ass with my fingers, then tongue and then dick!

R75 I love me some Julian Morris.

Shave that mustache bro

Tom Brittney

Tom Brittney and Freddie Stroma

Martin McCreadie and Phillip Honeywell

Tom Cullen

Dino Fetscher

Dan Cooper

Craig Morton

Flash Jordan

Jesus: most of these are sunbed raddled old tarts. Where are the willowy true Anglo Saxons with milky skin?

Harry and Elliott

David and Friends

Perfectly intact.

Ben Hardy, baby! Yeah!

Tom Effin' Hopper

Hummin' for Charlie Hunnam.

Get 'em to be on Naked Attraction!

Daniel Gwynne Jones

History bloke.

Yum.

Austin Powers, baby! YEAHH!!!

Tom Brittney and James Norton

Tom Brittney

Dan Snow has total BDF! He's 1.98 m or 6'5".

Great thread title

[quote] this thread is useless without dick pics of fat juicy uncut English sausages

There, fixed that for you R30

Christ you people have appalling taste in men.

THIS is sexy and British.

Agree great title OP. An even more shocking - and apt - thread would be “Good looking British guys over 30”. God, even Dan Osborne is starting to lose his looks - only 26 - right on schedule.

Haven't seen mention of David Witts, who used to play "Joey Branning" on EastEnders.

More recently, Witts was playing "Fiyero" in the West End production of "Wicked."

More Witts in drawers!

R98 he did well for himself as well. Swung his big cock around until he landed in a billionaire heiress; the late duke of Westminster’s daughter. She may not have got belgravia like her cute (I’m working on snagging him) brother, but by all accounts all of the daughters got trust funds with more money than they could ever need.

Ross MacDonald (left) and George Daniel (2nd from right) of "The 1975" pop rock band clean up very well.

R105 Some images from David's Attitude magazine shoot.

Tight red boxers ;)

Another former soap actor is the lovely Danny Mac, ex-Dodger Savage, on "Hollyoaks."

linky stinky

R110 Hmmm .. it looks like lpsg doesn't allow hotlinking.

I copied it here.

I believe Danny is still on tour playing "Joe Gillis" in a UK production of Sunset Blvd.

This thread is LIES!

The two actors who play the gay husbands on my Welsh soap (Pobol y Cwm) are pretty hot.

Aled Llyr Thomas as "Tyler"

And Dyfan Rees as "Iolo."

Chris Mears. So fucking hot.

Parry Glasspool of Hollyoaks.

There are most Hot British dudes now that they lift weights 🏋️

R117 I love me some Parry. .. Have you ever seen his younger brother, Lloyd? .. He's kind of a double, except in height. .. He's a very tall 6'3" tennis player. .. They routinely joke about this.

Liam Jolley

[quote][R70]Jesus fucking christ. I want that dude naked and in my bed by 8pm tonight

[quote][R60] I'd penetrate that ass with my fingers, then tongue and then dick!

[quote][R75] I love me some Julian Morris.

He's all mine.

Jeff Brazier

Ben Aldridge

Bump

BTW, Harley Judge can be seen nude on OF by now.

For reals bruv?

David Gandy

Ricky Whittle

Lewis Tan

Jamie Dornan was shooting [italic]Dr. Death[/italic] in New York when the pandemic hit.

Jamie is goodlooking

Tom Saint Claire

Danny Schwartz

Tommy Fury