Great star of the Golden Age of Mexican cinema.
Blindingly glamorous, maniacally egotistical, and supremely photogenic.
Anyone on DL a fan?
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Great star of the Golden Age of Mexican cinema.
Blindingly glamorous, maniacally egotistical, and supremely photogenic.
Anyone on DL a fan?
by Anonymous | reply 139 | December 6, 2019 11:30 AM |
A nice overview from wiki
OP's wind in hair thing was big among Romance Language filmmakers.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 28, 2017 3:59 PM |
In addition to acting, she was peerless in wearing jewelry and smoking.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 28, 2017 4:02 PM |
I remember Thalia being awkwardly at her grave.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 28, 2017 4:03 PM |
La Doña. Grand divas have to have grand jewelry, and Felix doesn't disappoint. By Cartier.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 28, 2017 4:05 PM |
That floozy and cunt Kim Kardashian stole her style from her. All of it. Cultural appropriation at its worst.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 28, 2017 4:07 PM |
My favorite of her pictures has a title DL can easily relate to: THE KNEELING GODDESS (1947).
Her only film in English is BEYOND ALL LIMITS (1958), in which Jack Palance was her leading man.
If her films were more widely available and subtitled she'd be better known in North America
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 28, 2017 4:13 PM |
Beyond All Limits is a gorgeous film.
Is this the only one she did in English?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 28, 2017 4:22 PM |
Elvira Quintana was beautiful too. She died at 33 of multiple health problems after getting a primitive boob job with silicone injections.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 28, 2017 4:41 PM |
I recall reading somewhere that Bette Davis made sexual advances toward her.
MF apparently didn't go for it.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 28, 2017 4:53 PM |
Thalia paying her respects at the funeral, praying in vain that Marimar would not be the cornerstone of her career.
I recall Salma Hayek there as well.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 28, 2017 4:55 PM |
gorgeous
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 28, 2017 4:57 PM |
That video is a riot.
She was a fucking STAR.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 28, 2017 5:13 PM |
She did films in France for a while as well.
Here she is putting that cigarette-flavored voice to use singing in French on a talk show where everyone sits on gilded thrones.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 28, 2017 5:26 PM |
Every time I see Thalia, I think of Dobie Gillis and the beautiful but money hungry Thalia Menninger
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 28, 2017 7:29 PM |
She usually looked like a million bucks on screen thanks to the genius cinematographer Gabriel Figueroa.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 28, 2017 7:35 PM |
^Gabriel Figueroa gets cited in the link at r8.
What are some of his best-known films?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 28, 2017 7:53 PM |
The collapse of Mexican cinema is one of the most fascinating things in the history of the world film industry. It never recovered. To go from Maria Felix and beautiful Dolores Rios to Telenovela actresses ?? Dolores is rolling in her grave !
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 28, 2017 8:13 PM |
Figueroa's genius is at its greatest in THE PEARL (46), THE FUGITIVE (47), LOS OLVIDADOS (50), and THE EXTERMINATING ANGEL (62).
The LA County Museum of Art's exhibition (2014) catalogue is available for your coffee table.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 28, 2017 8:13 PM |
Dolores seems to be channeling her rival Maria as the bitchy twin in LA OTRA (46), whereas the mousy twin is very much DDR's own persona.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 28, 2017 8:17 PM |
Horrible music but another Maria Felix compilation that suggests she was the Joan Crawford of Mexican cinema - she's doing lots of shooting and bitch-slapping.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 28, 2017 8:20 PM |
[quote]I recall reading somewhere that Bette Davis made sexual advances toward her.
Bette was too vanilla for Maria. Both Dolores Del Rio and Maria Felix had affairs with Frida Kahlo, Chavela Vargas, and Georgia O'Keeffe.
It appears the Lez back then had better standards than today...
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 28, 2017 8:21 PM |
Where did her jewels end up? She owned a huge Ashoka diamond that she sold for a million bucks in 1984.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 28, 2017 8:22 PM |
OK I googled a bit. It seems Cartier bought some back for their museum?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 28, 2017 8:25 PM |
My grand uncle worked in the 1950's film "Abajo El Telon" and apparently Maria came to set, watched this girl perform, and then took her home.
Maria was not even part of the film.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 28, 2017 8:49 PM |
^ At about 1:45, I can see why Felix had to have her. That gradual but urgent resurgence was hot as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 28, 2017 9:02 PM |
R21, speaking of Dolores Del Río -
Another actress from the era, Columba Domínguez, has plenty to say about both MF and DDL. Nothing good about the former, but she respected the latter, even though Dolores delivered an onscreen slap that must have still been stinging decades later.
Interview in Spanish is here, but you don't need any Spanish to appreciate the wallop that comes in the clip at about 1:40, which would rival and perhaps best the Joan Crawford staircase slap I've seen on DL numerous times.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 28, 2017 9:13 PM |
Chavela Vargas does not have much good to say about María Félix either.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 28, 2017 9:56 PM |
Chavela would know... She fucked half of the entertainment industry ??
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 28, 2017 10:46 PM |
Wow! La Malquerida is a film I saw many years ago on TV in Puerto Rico while visiting my grandmother. I was mesmerized by it and being that I love Classic Hollywood films , it didn't take much to hook me. That is a pparently a 3 part video interview. She said that the 3 actresses did actually make a film together. .
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 28, 2017 11:29 PM |
Why did the Mexican film industry collapse?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 28, 2017 11:49 PM |
Dolores del Río and María Félix were in La Cucaracha as nemeses in 1959.
Del Río is in her mid-50s here and still has a classic beauty. She holds her own on the screen against the more mercurial Félix with an inner calm.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 29, 2017 2:13 AM |
^ Good scene together at 4:50.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 29, 2017 2:16 AM |
Note: the odd number of strands -- as is proper in the Western Hemisphere
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 29, 2017 4:08 PM |
R32 - many great, national film industries collapsed. My lefty film professor taught us that it was Hollywood capitalists fighting hard and dirty all over the world for market share. Happened over a few decades.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 29, 2017 4:23 PM |
I doubt that Chavela and Felix were lovers, they were both too Butch and too queen bee-ish.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 29, 2017 4:36 PM |
Thanks r37
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 29, 2017 5:02 PM |
R40, you are far too easily sated.
We need a real explanation for the decline of the Edad de Oro in Mexican cinema.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 29, 2017 6:13 PM |
I never "lady-spreaded" in my many artistic portraits. The Mexican puta who imitated me did not know any better, so I can not be too critical.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 29, 2017 6:59 PM |
Juan Gabriel serenades María Félix while she relentlessly upstages him with her reactions, ranging from pensive to piqued.
At around 1:49, she licks her lips aggressivly and reveals something not quite nameable but essential about her persona.
Also, Juan Gabriel looks really cute here.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 30, 2017 12:04 AM |
She sang very occasionally.
She can't carry a tune, but I could imagine her having more of a nightclub act with more opportunity for Sprechgesang like Marlene Dietrich did.
She needs something considerably less challenging than this tango, though I think she is performing here closer to the end of her life, so I cut her some slack for being in her eighties.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 30, 2017 12:25 AM |
She was married four times. Like Cary Grant.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 30, 2017 3:19 PM |
The arched eyebrow is intense even though a net.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 30, 2017 10:57 PM |
Many great quotes that are true to her essence.
"Better to inspire envy than pity."
And to a journalist who asked about her sexuality: "If all men were as ugly as you, of course I'd be a lesbian."
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 31, 2017 12:44 AM |
Love the quotes. She was more Talulah than Dietrich- fast with a quip, especially one that would leave men shut down, hat in hand, tail between legs.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 31, 2017 2:37 AM |
"Flowers! I hate flowers! They last one day but you have to spend the rest of your life being thankful for them."
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 31, 2017 2:44 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 31, 2017 11:54 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 31, 2017 12:01 PM |
Pretty thorough blog post in Spanish just about her jewelry.
Great photos.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 31, 2017 12:18 PM |
"Do not feel bad if someone rejects you, people usually reject the costly because they can not afford it"
"Money is not happiness, but it's always better to cry in a Ferrari ..."
"An original woman is not one who imitates no one, but one that no one can imitate"
"Do not give me advice, I can make mistakes alone"
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 31, 2017 3:33 PM |
Never heard of her.
I don't know her 🤔
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 31, 2017 4:17 PM |
My God, she was a fierce, fabulous, stunning bitch.
No one like her ever and never will be.
I'll admit to loving her Tizoc movie.
It was heartbreaking. Pedro was magnificent in it as well.
She didn't have any descendants, did she? Her son was beyond fey. Great actor in his own right, though.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 31, 2017 5:42 PM |
She left her estate to two gay men and an ex in France.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 31, 2017 5:46 PM |
Vivat.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 31, 2017 6:35 PM |
I loved that super-arched brow.
Made her look even more calculating and made you think she was assessing you and finding you seriously lacking.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 1, 2017 4:26 AM |
Her son Enrique Álvarez Félix was married to a man, as Julissa (a famous actress from the 70's) went on to say.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 1, 2017 4:48 AM |
Neither María Félix nor Dolores del Río in their prime could hold a candle to my exquisite beauty.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 1, 2017 5:27 AM |
Miroslava was the true beauty of Mexico's Golden Age Cinema.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 1, 2017 5:35 AM |
And her husband beded half of the Mexican and Spanish Toreros.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 1, 2017 5:38 AM |
Miroslava and Antonhy Quinn, she really was beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 1, 2017 5:47 AM |
I find Felix to be a female equivalent of macho men. A lot of swagger, but not much nuance. Almost a self caricature. But she was good looking
Miroslava committed suicide at 30.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 1, 2017 9:58 AM |
Everyone talks about the women of the Golden Age of Mexico but the men were also quite good.
Julio Aleman in the horror movie El Escapulario is a fine example. The scene (which I cannot find anywhere) of death riding on a horse is quite suspenseful even today.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 1, 2017 11:04 AM |
Pedro Infante as a carpenter . I loved his voice.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 1, 2017 11:10 AM |
Sarita Montiel was more of a gay fever dream than even María Félix.
Pedro Almodóvar's Mala Educación is a great film, and the worship of Montiel's surreal glamor as a means of escapism and deceit is key in the story.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 1, 2017 11:21 AM |
Sara Montiel kept going even into the disco era.
She recorded a few songs in English, including this stab at imitating Donna Summer's Love to Love You Baby or perhaps Bardot/Birkin's Je t'aime...moi non plus.
The use of green screen is quite stunning - or startling - at times in this video.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 1, 2017 11:31 AM |
Maria Felix tried so hard to imitate Sara Montiel but she failed miserably.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 1, 2017 11:42 AM |
MF was never a great actress; she was a great star. On the screen, she might be most comparable to Joan Crawford for Classic Hollywood, though she was thankfully less rigid than than JC.
I don't see MF as an imitation of Sara Montiel at all.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 1, 2017 11:48 AM |
Maria Felix was always on. I think her public persona was really her.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 1, 2017 11:51 AM |
[quote]Maria Felix tried so hard to imitate Sara Montiel but she failed miserably.
Err no, Maria Felix and Dolores Del Rio had they image and fame way before Sara Montiel became an actress. Actually, one of Sara's main influences was Dolores Del Rio. Sarah Montiel's fame took of when she came to Mexico in the 1950's, by the most of the female stars of the Mexican golden era were already established.
Sarita Montiel was a stunner though. There was a poise and elegance in her that was quite captivating. Once the film industry changed in Latin America she transitioned to Hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 1, 2017 11:53 AM |
by then"
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 1, 2017 11:53 AM |
their not they*
Christ! I need to go to bed.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 1, 2017 11:54 AM |
You can see Sarita Montiel in Samuel Fuller's 1957 RUN OF THE ARROW (on Turner Classic Movies and Warner Archive DVD) play a Native-American beauty. Angie Dickinson's voice comes out of her mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 1, 2017 1:06 PM |
She's in "Serenade" which changes one of the love interests from male to female, that that, unlike the Cain story, the protagonist is no longer bi.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 1, 2017 4:52 PM |
Sara Montiel could sing, but she was a train wreck in real life. She ended up broke and desperate for attention, doing appearances on lowly talk shows to engage in feuds with another actress.
Maria Felix would never have climbed down from her pedestal. And she had the jewelry to keep her solvent if need arose.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 1, 2017 9:34 PM |
Pedro Infante will forever be my one and only in Mexican cinema.
No one has EVER come close to his level of talent, both as a singer and as an actor.
He worked with Maria, Dolores and Sarita as well, I believe.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 1, 2017 9:47 PM |
For another Spanish version of La Vie en Rose, look no further than Thalia, who takes a five-minute shit all over the classic - while cavorting like a sex kitten with a homosexual harlequin and a creepy music box doll.
This was on Siempre en Domingo, which was absolute shit that made Sábado Gigante look brilliant by comparison.
And back to María Félix: The ancient host of Siempre en Domingo called Thalia out after her appearance/performance at MF's funeral, saying she was only there for publicity like on a red carpet. He didn't think Salma Hayek had any business being there either.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 1, 2017 9:56 PM |
This article disputes the lack of connection between Maria Felix and Thalia. It says they met because of Thalia's friendship with the fey son, which seems totally probable.
Thalia has been buying up shit from Maria Felix's estate, including this giant portrait painted by Felix's last lover, who was a few decades younger than she was.
I guess Thalia has money to burn, so she's amassing her own collection from her idol's estate.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 1, 2017 10:10 PM |
R71, that spoken word song is very reminscent of "Justify My Love."
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 2, 2017 2:28 AM |
Thalia is married to Tommy Mottola. He was Mariah Carey's first ex husband. So she has a shit ton of cash to burn.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 2, 2017 2:53 AM |
How about Silvia Pinal? Long career, including Bunuel films, and also very involved in liberal politics. Someone substantial.
I find MF humorless and insufferable.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 2, 2017 2:56 AM |
How beautiful is this backyard from Maria Felix's home, La Casa de Las Tortugas in Cuernavaca, Mexico. The arches are framed by azulejo tiles (blue & white).
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 2, 2017 3:15 AM |
Sara was her own worst enemy. The woman had the beauty, charisma, and talent to make it anywhere but girl had some major issues. Didn't they say she was sexually abused in Spain and that's why she headed to Mexico?
Re Golden Era
Even thought by the 60's the Golden era was long gone, there were some good films that came out during that decade. I loved "Asta El Viento Tiene Miedo" and "El Libro De Piedra."
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 2, 2017 3:34 AM |
Has anyone been to Cuernavaca?
They say it's one of the most beautiful states in MX
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 2, 2017 3:38 AM |
^ Joaquín Cordero is hot as fuck. That voice...
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 2, 2017 1:21 PM |
Silvia Pinal is still living. Her daughter is Mexican rock star Alejandra Guzmán, who I think people are far more familiar with now than her mother.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 2, 2017 1:33 PM |
Every time I see Thalia, I think of Thalia Getty
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 2, 2017 3:20 PM |
Best thread in months
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 3, 2017 1:52 AM |
Ricardo Montalban in the 40s!
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 3, 2017 4:16 AM |
Ricardo Montalban in "Nosotros"(1945) with Emilia Guiu. He was a skinny little goof back then lol.
I wish these films had English subtitles. It would enhance the viewing experience.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 3, 2017 4:43 AM |
Ugh, the first two movies on R96's link have got to be the saddest, most miserable movies ever. I hardly watch them. Too fucking depressing.
ATM is comic gold, though. They forgot the Garcia movies. Those are fantastic as well. Los Tres Huastecos is also brilliant. He plays three different characters!
*sigh* I love this man.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 3, 2017 5:57 AM |
Cuernavaca is the capital of Morelos. Morelos is beautiful, but has turned into a play ground for people from the capital. Cuernavaca is also one of the most dangerous cities in the country now.
Loved Pinal in Viridiana. When I was living in Mexico, she used to host a show called Mujeres: casos de la vida real - every episode ended with a woman crying about how terrible her life was, then to cap it off a moral by Silvia. Serious subject matter - abuse, etc.- but, as with most Mexican media, an unmistakeable tinge of camp.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 3, 2017 6:13 AM |
My favotire was "Sobre Las Olas" about the famous Mexican Waltz composer Juventino Rosas. A lot of his work was stolen or credited to European composers.
Pedro could emote so many emotions with just one facial expression.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 3, 2017 6:45 AM |
But my favorite scene of his is with Maria Felix.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 3, 2017 6:55 AM |
Thanks for info on Juventino Rosas, of whom I had never heard. Just listened to the waltz "Sobre Las Olas," which I "recognized" as "The Man on the Flying Trapeze." Rosas died at 26.
Thanks to the poster of "Nosotros." Ricardo=muy guapo!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 3, 2017 8:15 AM |
Those headdresses on the women are beyond beautiful, R104.
Beautiful scene.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 4, 2017 4:52 AM |
Does the necklace she's wearing contain a photo of herself?
How very Norma Desmonda!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 4, 2017 5:08 AM |
She really was the Joan Crawford of Mexico.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 4, 2017 9:09 AM |
The necklace has a photo of herself in on side and of the lover who gifted it on the other.
I wonder if the lover's side ever saw the light of day.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 4, 2017 2:54 PM |
too bad alla these stars are not more globally known. They are all stunning. And can you imagine the fights between all these glamorous, crazy latina bitches?? They would scare ISIS soldiers!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 4, 2017 4:09 PM |
Well they were internationally known, especially Maria Felix, not so much in the US though.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 4, 2017 4:22 PM |
Yeah, a lot were internationally known.
I remember watching ETonight one time and Leonard Maltin happened to mention Cantinflas!!
I had no idea He was known outside of Mexico.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | June 4, 2017 10:39 PM |
Cantinflas had a huge part in Around the World in 80 Days.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | June 4, 2017 10:54 PM |
Cantinflas did have a huge part.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 4, 2017 10:58 PM |
¡Bah! María era una loca, estúpida, majadera y tonta.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | June 5, 2017 5:43 AM |
Now, Columba, don't be so shy. Feel free to tell us what you REALLY thought about her!
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 5, 2017 6:46 AM |
All Americans know Cantiflas since Robin Williams imitated him off in all his movies.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 5, 2017 6:53 AM |
But did Robin Williams have as big a part as Cantinflas had?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 5, 2017 7:00 AM |
Here's Columba Domínguez with Marilyn Monroe and El Indio Fernández.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 7, 2017 3:42 AM |
Were they pals?
That photo of Marilyn was probably taken not long before she died. She had gotten so thin.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 7, 2017 4:15 AM |
She looks so wispy there. She must have been tiny in person at that point.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 7, 2017 4:57 AM |
Most Americans of a certain age know Cantinflas.
80 Days was a huge international hit and won Best Picture.
He's very entertaining and charming in it and plays wonderfully well with David Niven.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 7, 2017 3:04 PM |
Sort of related
Does anyone know the song "La Paloma?" Just exquisite. There's a version of it on youtube that is part of a scene from the movie "Juarez," with Bette Davis as Empress Carlotta. A google for "juarez, la paloma, film" should find it.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 8, 2017 6:04 AM |
María Félix is the Google doodle today!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 8, 2018 12:01 PM |
The bracelet even got gold in the b/w doodle.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 8, 2018 12:21 PM |
I didn’t realize that she died on her birthday. I think we had a thread at one point about matching birthday/deathday figures.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 8, 2018 1:01 PM |
Oops, just saw that compilation was previously posted!
I wish Dan-0-Rama had scored that other, Color & B&W compilation . Is Dan-O-Rama even around anymore?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 8, 2018 4:17 PM |
Favorite Maria Felix quotes:
"Money is important in life. It does not give you happiness, we all know, but it sure calms the nerves."
"I cannot complain about men. I have had tons of them and they have treated me fabulously well. But sometimes I had to hurt them to keep them from subjugating me."
by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 10, 2018 5:02 AM |
I used to love Tere Velasquez. "Quinceanera" was one of Mexico's first teen movies. As for the collapse of Mexican cinema, I think it correlates with Mexico's collapse of culture, wealth, and government. Entering the 50s they had some pretty ruthless presidents that censored a lot of Mexican entertainment and then there was the Hollywood buy out that pretty much finished Mexican cinema for good. People forget that the Spanish immigration during the Franco years is what kept the Mexican entertainment alive, though it never recovered.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 10, 2018 6:04 AM |
Great thread.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | April 10, 2018 6:13 AM |
Is this Jennifer Lawrence gif inspired by the María Félix image at the OP?
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