OMG, he’s naked: MTV’s REAL WORLD contestant Mike Crescenzo

Succulent.

When was he on Real World? What city?

Now THAT'S a handsome dick.

What's so handsome about it?

Meh. Plus he looks special.

Let me know when this guys cock sees the light of day.

You can watch a video of him jerking off and cumming here.

Handsome but I hate shaved men

Does it never point straight up?

He needs to stop shaving

Shaved, mutilated and tattooed. No thanks.

Nothin' spesh'.

Very nice cock indeed...

Shaved, mutilated and tattooed. No thanks

ditto, leave it alone...ma nature knew what she was doing when she designed men

my thoughts: I need it inside me quite deeply. Now.

Ew mutilated, but good size and shape. So want it in the ass not the mouth

Is he gay?

I'd hit it, but he looks dumb as a doorknob.

It's been hideously MUTILATED!!

butchering otherwise beautiful penises is totally barbaric

R16 No, he's not. He was a stripper, which makes sense he did this kind of porn. He appeared on two different MTV shows. He was expelled from the show Are You The One? for getting physical with one of the female cast members during an argument. Then he was cast on the Real World (the most recent series) where he left after making a racial insensitive to the half-black girl he was dating on the show.

^ that's supposed to read *racially insensitive remark

Mmmmm, nice and circumcised. No odors, no weird wetness, no lumps of smegma. Always fresh and ready to suck, the way a cock should be.

Hot guido

a delightfully smegma-free zone, like every cock should be

It's beautiful. It would be three times as sexy if he didn't mess with his pubes and chest hair. Face and cock, though, beautiful.

[quote]When was he on Real World? What city?

Apparently he was just on the last season which took place in Seattle.

Nicely proportioned dick with a nice heft.

The only thing I like about him is his cock. The rest ain't all that.

desensitized glans...no thanks

He is hot, hot, hot. Really the perfect full package, no pun intended.

His tats work for him, the face is attractive and the body is on point.

Snore!

Thank god he grooms. I hate the forest of unkempt pubes.

My type bro

So,, bro, your type is a racist narcissist pussy-licker who beats up women?

Whatevz,

That little boy shave job on his junk does him no favors.

TOO. SMALL.

Thread closed!

Ewww

R26, was this supposed to be an all black Real World? Why only 2 token whites?

Though his torso is not overworked, the shoulders are still out of proportion with his legs. His face will not age well. The heavy lids and deep nasiolabial folds give the face a crude look and will only become more pronounced as he gets older.

I think he was some kind of white supremacist when he was in prison.

I was hoping for a hole presentation.

Lol the Real World is still on? No one watches MTV.

He should not have de-forestated his bidness.

He was robbed of his foreskin. A cruel, barbaric crime.

That ass of his is begging to be fucked!

Perfected, R44. Perfected. What parents who love their sons do when they are born.

R46. It's not love. It's misguided ignorance and cruelty to deny a son or daughter their whole and natural genital integrity.

Oh please, R47. (1) Get a fucking life. (2) Get immediate therapy for your obviously paranoid delusions.

What do daughters have to do with it, moron r47? We're talking dicks here. Nice, perfected, circumcised dicks. Like Ashton's, below. Hard to imagine anything more delectable than that. And no, sorry, but Sauce Smegma is not, and never has been, an unguent of delectability.

Now crawl back inside your foreskin and choke on cheese.

R48. STFU. Circumcision is barbaric and should be outlawed.

r50, you are barbaric and should be outlawed. Or at least publicly circumcised in your town square at noon, once a week until it's all gone.

R2, do the research. You're already on the internet for God's sake.

I laugh at the idiots who think that all guys with foreskin are disgustingly dirty and smelly. The dirtiest dick I've ever seen was an uncut dick from a messed up meth head. That experience made me instantly gag for several months whenever I saw an uncut dick.

[quote]I laugh at the idiots who think that all guys with foreskin are disgustingly dirty and smelly.

I laugh at the idiots who think foreskin has to be dragged into every DL thread.

Still not as hot as Dustin Zito.

R54: No one mentioned foreskin in the Helen Keller Sings the Blues thread.

Yet.

Who bumps this thread after over a year?!?!

Why don't I see the OP pic? He is grayed out. I never FF anyone.

Oh never mind. He's mutilated.

Not as mutilated as your way of thinking, r58. I hope you are circumcised.

I am 😪

Good. Now stop picking on circumcised men. Stop saying "mutilated." It says nothing about the men you describe, and only serves to prove what a petty little cunt you are.

Sadly. They and I are mutilated. You're probably intact and proud of it. We speak up for our own to make the world a better place.

I am surprised more former MTV stars haven't done porn.

No, r62. I do not have a head hider.

Fucking uncut trolls ruin another thread.