He's 23, we're in our mid 40s.
My husband and I are getting a twink to spice things up in the bedroom.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | June 2, 2019 4:05 PM |
This will end in tears
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 24, 2017 12:03 AM |
Will you keep him in the hall closet when you are not using him?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 24, 2017 12:03 AM |
Why do you say that, R1? We're both excited.
Haha, no, R2.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 24, 2017 12:04 AM |
This will not end well.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 24, 2017 12:04 AM |
Is he currently in the mail?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 24, 2017 12:05 AM |
Why so old?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 24, 2017 12:07 AM |
Good for you, op. Have fun.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 24, 2017 12:08 AM |
Bookmarking this thread for when the OP ends up a 'missing person'
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 24, 2017 12:08 AM |
I just went to a party and was talking to a couple much older than I am. They mentioned that they have a "house boy" who's a college student stay at their beach home with them in the summer. He gets a "free" place on the beach and probably nice gifts and maybe even money. He does some light cleaning (they have house keepers and grounds keepers) and has to do sexual favors for them. Their story grossed me out on so many levels.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 24, 2017 12:08 AM |
Nothing sexier than the dead-eyed stare of a whore.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 24, 2017 12:10 AM |
Funny, R5. No. We've met him a couple of times already.
We did actually want someone a bit younger, more around 20, but this guy is still quite cute and we have come to an arrangement that will suit all three of us.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 24, 2017 12:11 AM |
You realize that you are living in sin?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 24, 2017 12:13 AM |
What's the arrangement, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 24, 2017 12:13 AM |
Will you DP him or will you be DP'd?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 24, 2017 12:14 AM |
Yes R11, 20 is so different from 23. You're so wise.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 24, 2017 12:15 AM |
Sounds good to me!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 24, 2017 12:15 AM |
Good for you. You go, girls. I'm all for it.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 24, 2017 12:16 AM |
The only way this would work is if BOTH of you are hot for this twink And he with you two, If not this will all fall apart
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 24, 2017 12:17 AM |
If marriage were to end for people who like this don't take it seriously, that would be okay and no loss.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 24, 2017 12:17 AM |
When your partner leaves you for the twink, don't come crying to us!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 24, 2017 12:18 AM |
Don't forget to hide the turkey meatballs and the towels OP.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 24, 2017 12:21 AM |
Part of the arrangement is that he doesn't come over unless we're both at home, R13. When we were first looking for a third, we wanted someone 19-21, is what happened, R15. R18, we are both VERY hot for him, and he seems to be into us as well. We have agreed that the twink will be the bottom when the three of us are together. He's coming over this weekend. I can't wait, and neither can my partner.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 24, 2017 12:22 AM |
Bareback, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 24, 2017 12:24 AM |
No, of course not, R23.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 24, 2017 12:25 AM |
You should all just get tested so you can play bareback, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 24, 2017 12:26 AM |
When I was 20, I was a third for a couple. I had the hots for only one of the guys. Luckily, I never allowed myself to go back (nor was I asked, for that matter).
Oddly, I just googled both of them and they're both dead, one in 2008, the other this past February.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 24, 2017 12:26 AM |
My husband and I are both clean. So is our third, still not barebacking though. That's out of the question, R25.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 24, 2017 12:28 AM |
OP / R22 reads like something straight out of Maverick Men
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 24, 2017 12:29 AM |
So, what you going to do? I'm bored already.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 24, 2017 12:29 AM |
What's the compensation, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 24, 2017 12:30 AM |
Well, R29. What do you think we're going to do?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 24, 2017 12:31 AM |
To each his own.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 24, 2017 12:33 AM |
I have no idea: no bb, no dp...so, like, ora, rimming...
Did you anal bleach?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 24, 2017 12:34 AM |
A twink is for life, not just for Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 24, 2017 12:34 AM |
So what if twink decides he's not into either one of you fossils. Will you go shopping for a new twink, or will you both retreat to separate rooms and beat off to internet pron?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 24, 2017 12:36 AM |
Sick ass op
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 24, 2017 12:37 AM |
You all know of course that someone is going to end up as the "fifth wheel." Heartache aplenty. Tune in tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 24, 2017 12:38 AM |
W&W R8
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 24, 2017 12:40 AM |
No to rimming. So, oral and dp, R33.
That won't happen, R37. My partner and I are happy together, we just want to add some excitement in the bedroom. I'm 44, he's 46, and we're both in good shape for our ages. The twink says he's into both of us, so we'll see what happens this weekend!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 24, 2017 12:41 AM |
Grow up. Get real. It's over.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 24, 2017 12:42 AM |
So did you get him at Walmart? Was he marked down? What's the refund policy?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 24, 2017 12:46 AM |
Is it an outdoor twink or an indoor twink? If it doesn't work out will the shelter take the twink back? A twink's a big responsibility, I hope yall have thought this one through.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 24, 2017 12:46 AM |
VOMIT.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 24, 2017 12:48 AM |
I hope your situation does not end up on a Friday night mystery Dateline show. Be safe. Have fun. Watch your back, and your relationship.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 24, 2017 12:50 AM |
I see some of the fraus have made it into this thread at, R43, R40, R36.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 24, 2017 12:50 AM |
He's going to steal from you to buy meth.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 24, 2017 12:52 AM |
I'm guessing that YOUR Twink is OP of "I'm getting my hole bleached tomorrow."
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 24, 2017 12:54 AM |
Whatever you do, OP, don't either of you ever:
1- have sex with him without the other involved (or, at the very least present, IN the room), in your bed, or anywhere other than his bedroom for threesomes (preferably scheduled) or a similar designated sex space, if you have one.
2- bottom for him, bareback him, or engage in "romantic" sexual activities with him (NEVER, ever!),
3- include him in social engagements with your friends,
3- share his sexual services with your friends,
4- allow him to use your home to entertain, or your personal possessions , ever,
5- allow him to bring the other men he has sex with into anyplace in your home, other than his private room (which should include his private bathroom).
5- include his sex services, as separate from others, in his salary.
My husband and I didn't have clear rules and boundaries with our first. It almost resulted in our divorcing. I suggest you do what we finally did. Discuss the proposed arrangement with a counselor, set firm rules, guidelines and both sign a written contract-like document. We also have had formal meetings with the counselor, ourselves and the following houseboys. A clear, detailed arrangement at the outset will protect your best interests in the future.
Otherwise, do what suits your relationship, keep it as private as possible, and enjoy the sex.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 24, 2017 12:58 AM |
I've found that in 3 ways someone always ends up on the outs. Don't like or do them with my partner. We have a somewhat open relationship with strict rules but neither of us much takes advantage of it. Only rarely. Works for us.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 24, 2017 1:05 AM |
rules are made to be broken
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 24, 2017 1:06 AM |
do you spank him?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 24, 2017 1:06 AM |
45 x 2 goes into 23 . . .
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 24, 2017 1:07 AM |
Very good advice, R48. We have many of the same rules in place for arrangement that you listed. He's not staying with us. At this point it will likely be a weekend thing every now and then.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 24, 2017 1:15 AM |
Will he have to bring his own fruit loops?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 24, 2017 1:17 AM |
Maybe this is a coincidence, but I had to re-enter my contribution code after my post at R45. I went to reply and suddenly I had the "no permission" message. Strange. I don't know if my browser crashed or what happened. There's surely been more offensive things posted on DL than this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 24, 2017 1:20 AM |
What's the twink getting out of it? Are you paying him? Or maybe he's into daddies.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 24, 2017 1:25 AM |
OP, you cheapen the whole idea of marriage. I hope he leaves you alone and lonely in your old age, you perv.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 24, 2017 1:27 AM |
Be careful, OP. Non-resident, regular thirds are very different... not impossible, but different. If you are trying this for the first time, invest in a counseling appointment and set comfortable, but firm parameters that suit both your needs.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 24, 2017 1:28 AM |
OP, to get your top in the first place, you would have had to compete pretty skillfully with many other bottoms - well done on your success. However, it sounds as though the fact he married you has lulled you into a false sense of security - do you really think it's wise to voluntarily open yourself up to more competition with a 23 year old when you're middle aged?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 24, 2017 1:32 AM |
Fuck 48. What a Fraulein!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 24, 2017 1:32 AM |
Mark this day down, OP, as the day that your marriage began its new trajectory toward its logical endpoint: your divorce.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 24, 2017 1:33 AM |
R60 is a mid-century sissyboi, apparently!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 24, 2017 1:34 AM |
Dear 62. 60 here. Good Call!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 24, 2017 1:35 AM |
Treat yoself, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 24, 2017 1:42 AM |
OP, he's into you and your husband, but are you paying him at all? Just curious about how the arrangements for this sort of thing happen. My friend is seeing a married man who's very wealthy, and his husband doesn't know. My friend won't discuss the arrangements he's made with the older man. Thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 24, 2017 2:08 AM |
He won't be into both of you equally. Possibly a subliminal play for the one he will prefer. I advise against it if you want your relationship to last. Even if it doesn't break you up, his preference for one of you will probably do lasting damage.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 24, 2017 2:19 AM |
Have you seen Hocus Pocus? when the Sanderson sisters suck the youth of that child.......
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 24, 2017 2:21 AM |
I'm guessing you think you're the hotter one if it's a competition between you and your husband and he will be more into you. I'm finding myself agreeing with the majority here. It won't end well OP. But good luck!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 24, 2017 2:25 AM |
As sex lives go, not really newsworthy, OP. What's interesting is how pathetic you are to post about it here. What do you want? A medal? Loser.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 24, 2017 2:33 AM |
"Hey babe, can you grab some milk, the newspaper and a twink on your way home? thanks hubby! "
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 24, 2017 2:40 AM |
And you're what, R69?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 24, 2017 2:41 AM |
Well at least you are honest with each other and sharing him , rather than going off and doing it behind each others back , Go for it.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 24, 2017 2:45 AM |
What's with the rule about not bottoming for a third? OP and r48 both think it's a bad idea. Why is that a line in the sand?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 24, 2017 2:48 AM |
That's how you catch feelings
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 24, 2017 2:50 AM |
Power play stuff
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 24, 2017 2:57 AM |
Worked well for me.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 24, 2017 3:01 AM |
I want pics.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 24, 2017 3:02 AM |
^ Not so much for me, Dylan.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 24, 2017 3:04 AM |
A lot of open relationships and couples who threesome have that agreement, R73.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 24, 2017 3:17 AM |
That's good to know. Maybe some day I'll have a partner with whom to actualize that.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 24, 2017 3:19 AM |
Either 1/10 or masters of self-delusion...
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 24, 2017 3:19 AM |
They'll all LAUGH at you, Grandpa!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 24, 2017 3:20 AM |
Are you for real, r48? WTH!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 24, 2017 3:20 AM |
Is he a fat boi?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 24, 2017 3:21 AM |
R66 hit this thread right on the dot. It is impossible for any third to like you both equally - it never has and never will happen, period. Also, which one out of you and your partner is usually the top? If the college boy is usually a bottom, he will likely go for the top. If he is usually a top, he will likely go for the top. LOL This is almost always true. Best to get a youngin who is versatile as a rule or at least says that he is. He will no doubt gravitate towards one and not the other - that is pure human nature. Don't plan a weekend - plan one night only. See how it goes and only repeat if all 3 of you are on the same page with enjoying each other in bed. Never make him a regular thing (that is if he even wants such a thing). When one of you is asleep, be aware that the other will be fooling around with him and be OK with that. If phone numbers are exchanged, make sure that all three party's do so together and that all three text one another and do not leave out the third wheel. Be ready for hurt feelings, jealousy and anger - all will happen at some point if you make him a regular thing. Oh, I speak from LOTS of experience in such matters - been there, done that about 30 or so times. It CAN work, but rarely does for long - and that is OK as long as you and your partner make it out in one piece. PS - the sex will be mind-blowing and maybe worth the drama BUT fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 24, 2017 3:31 AM |
Yes I'm for real. I just wanted to give OP the benefit of my hard-won (so to speak) experience. Don't go getting your knickers in a twist!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 24, 2017 3:32 AM |
Yes. but why. R79?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 24, 2017 3:35 AM |
I don't get all this setting boundaries talk. You're having sex with someone other than your husband. That's the ultimate boundary breaker. The other so called rules and boundaries are attempts to make it something it's not. And what kind of crack therapist is going to help with this "boundary setting?"
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 24, 2017 3:54 AM |
How did you get his pic? Just keep your mitts OFF!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 24, 2017 4:13 AM |
[Quote]Discuss the proposed arrangement with a counselor, set firm rules, guidelines and both sign a written contract-like document.
THERE'S COUNSELORS AND CONTRACTS FOR THINGS LIKE THIS?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 24, 2017 4:13 AM |
Moral of the story - don't get chummy or friendly. Keep the "relationship" to wild sex only, have a fucking blast, send him home after and then enjoy the afterglow with your husband. Just know that opening Pandora's Box can lead to other infidelity later on - so you might want to play safe with your husband from here on out. Swingers can not avoid STDs if they go raw with any party - your partner included.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 24, 2017 4:24 AM |
Is OP man enough for that hunk?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 24, 2017 4:34 AM |
He'll give the OP and dear hubby a weekend they'll never forget.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 24, 2017 4:38 AM |
Who's the "Mary!" who couldn't navigate a threesome without a contract and a counselor?
R48 obviously went into a relationship with another human being expecting a Fleshlight.
It's obvious he didn't know that a third would have all the abilities, needs and wants that R48 and his precious bf have.
It's also obvious that r48 or his boyfriend aren't that much of a catch.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 24, 2017 5:34 AM |
Twink is the perfect accessory.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 24, 2017 6:24 AM |
I applaud you and your husband for taking the necessary step in an attempt to revive your empty and loveless relationship. It won't help, of course and all three of you are pathetic, but I applaud you for at least trying.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 24, 2017 6:36 AM |
Pathetic is right. And icky, too.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 24, 2017 6:41 AM |
[quote]If phone numbers are exchanged, make sure that all three party's do so together and that all three text one another and do not leave out the third wheel...
And it was with that failure to understand that plural forms and possessive forms are not interchangeable that you lost all credibility.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 24, 2017 10:20 AM |
It's obvious R48 and his partner are completely bored with one another.
Instead of felling acres of forests with all of your legal paperwork, why not just break up and go your separate ways. That way he and you can fuck whoever you want whenever you want.
Quit being such spineless pussies.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 24, 2017 11:41 AM |
I'd rather have a white sheet cake.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 24, 2017 12:06 PM |
No comment.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 25, 2017 4:04 AM |
I keep blocking unfunny Darfur Orphan, but he keeps showing up in other threads. Isn't a block supposed to pertain on all the threads?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 25, 2017 4:08 AM |
He's coming over on Saturday.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | May 25, 2017 5:26 PM |
You sound insufferable.....
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 25, 2017 5:29 PM |
He's coming to come.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 25, 2017 5:30 PM |
It's magic, R104.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 25, 2017 6:30 PM |
Dear Lord in Heaven!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 25, 2017 6:49 PM |
In my twenties I had such an arrangement with a couple in their 40's. I love older men and was into them both. Both of them liked me, but I had more chemistry with one than the other.
Either way, we had lots of fun together, hooking up over a dozen times in two years. We had sex together, although sometimes I'd be left with one while the other went off for a while. We knew it was only sex and that I wasn't going to get in between them emotionally.
They moved to Ft Lauderdale just as it was becoming a gay mecca. I miss them as they were such nice guys--very hospitable.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 25, 2017 7:00 PM |
Op, stop over thinking this and go with the flow. The main agreement you have to have with your partner is not to get jealous.
You can do whatever you want with the kid--deep kissing, sucking, fucking--but never confuse it for emotional feelings.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 25, 2017 7:01 PM |
You may have to go through a few young guys to find the exact right fit.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 25, 2017 7:02 PM |
How can anyone legitimately agree to not feel jealousy?
by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 25, 2017 7:03 PM |
When I first came out and was starting to have sex, some of my best sexual experiences were threesomes. Granted, I was usually into both of the guys I was with, but it was nice to have sex with zero strings attached. You were the guest and they treated you like a king. Maybe I was just lucky. One of the guys might give amazing head, the other might eat your ass like it's never been eaten before, etc. I discovered they each had their own special talents.
The only weird one was a couple where the older guy (top) had just recently come out after being married to a woman for years and really wanted to play the field more. He'd start texting me when the other one wasn't around and wanting to meet me for sex alone. That made me kinda sick and I refused to do it. Sure enough, a few months later, I heard they broke up. I'm guessing he was doing that with all his threesome buddies. He also turned out to be a Trump fan. Gross.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 25, 2017 8:55 PM |
Which one of you conceived this idea first?
Seems to me, whomever it was is less happy in the relationship.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 26, 2017 1:59 PM |
What about getting my hubby a sensual massage for our 10 th anniversary? I would go too.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 26, 2017 2:55 PM |
My parents were married for 63 years. I'm so glad they didn't need to resort to this desperate attempt to save their marriage.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 26, 2017 11:02 PM |
Bingo, r115....
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 26, 2017 11:08 PM |
I hope this rent boy doesn't go by the name Lee Boyd Malvo
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 26, 2017 11:09 PM |
The knowledge that this little arrangement is going to come crashing down around you fills me with joy. And smug satisfaction.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 27, 2017 12:14 AM |
You both better check with your doctor and make sure your heart is healthy enough for sexual activity.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | May 27, 2017 12:23 AM |
Friends of mine got a pair. It seems they do much better when they have a companion.
You can teach them to pick up after themselves too, and with two it goes much faster.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | May 27, 2017 12:34 AM |
I'm sure this will go swimmingly for both you and your husband Op and not end in tears and divorce...heaven forbid. ;-)
by Anonymous | reply 123 | May 27, 2017 1:03 AM |
People on this thread are either insecure lesbians or queens who are fifty shades of green.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | May 27, 2017 1:13 AM |
He said it was okay to post a picture of him, so here he is. Very cute, isn't he?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | May 27, 2017 1:16 AM |
He has a lovely smile but definitely looks very young. Be careful with him, especially if you're going for double penetration.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | May 27, 2017 1:18 AM |
We might not go for double penetration at all, tbh. Need to see how it goes.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | May 27, 2017 1:19 AM |
I got some chili powder to spice things up in the kitchen, but I wouldn't start a thread about it.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | May 27, 2017 1:20 AM |
Spaz Troll @ R127, R126, R125. Seriously troll, how dumb do you think we are?
by Anonymous | reply 129 | May 27, 2017 1:21 AM |
OP, that guy looks younger than 23. Have you checked his birth certificate?
by Anonymous | reply 130 | May 27, 2017 1:21 AM |
Here's a pic of him out on the boat with us this week. He's kind of hot, don't you think?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | May 27, 2017 1:32 AM |
Is he FTM?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | May 27, 2017 2:39 AM |
Did you and your hubby sign a prenup Op?
by Anonymous | reply 133 | May 27, 2017 3:24 AM |
I am now granting interviews to solve such problems. Discount rate, free massage included.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | May 27, 2017 3:46 AM |
I would lick his shitter.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | May 27, 2017 4:19 AM |
Who's shitter R135? I for one love a tasty collegiate hole but want some criteria to be met and then also perform a sniff test before inserting my tongue...
by Anonymous | reply 136 | May 27, 2017 6:05 AM |
I think OP has watched too many episodes of "Easrenders". The notion that threesomes add "spice" to a marriage is shortsighted, at best. They may bring more frequency and variety of positions into their bed, but OP and his husband better prepare for traditional aspects of intimacy to exit.
Good luck, but you're playing with fire , OP.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | May 27, 2017 1:07 PM |
Just think OP, one day you and hubby will be able to afford the TOP SHELF pretty twinks:
by Anonymous | reply 138 | May 27, 2017 2:42 PM |
R135 will work with any and all shitters that scan across her general parameter, R136...
by Anonymous | reply 139 | May 27, 2017 3:27 PM |
Anyone want to bet Op and his husband end up being an Unsolved Mystery.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | May 27, 2017 6:33 PM |
That's not going to happen, R140.
This twink is 5ft 10 and 150 pounds. My husband and I are both well over 6 foot and a little over 200 pounds each. So we have nothing to fear from him.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | May 28, 2017 1:12 AM |
OMG, [R9], that couple *is* horrible! Not only does the twink have to give them (two people) "sexual favors"/sex on demand, but he also has to *clean their house*? Wtf?!?That twink getting a really bad deal...
by Anonymous | reply 142 | May 28, 2017 1:21 AM |
Sounds like a big midlife crisis.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | May 28, 2017 1:23 AM |
Apparently, [R141], has never heard of poison....
by Anonymous | reply 144 | May 28, 2017 1:23 AM |
Two aging meathead gym bunnies hoping for a young top over which to fight like Lucy & Ethel over the last girdle in Phipp's basement...
by Anonymous | reply 145 | May 28, 2017 1:28 AM |
3/10 - not in the least creative and about to devolve into a street fight about pansexualism or some other such nonsense.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | May 28, 2017 1:29 AM |
What a stupid thread!
by Anonymous | reply 147 | May 28, 2017 1:34 AM |
New York baby
Always jacked up
Holland Tunnel for a nose
It's always backed up
by Anonymous | reply 148 | May 28, 2017 1:52 AM |
Be careful OP.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | May 28, 2017 2:02 AM |
Is the twink ok with you posting his photo? Someone might recognize him, it doesn't seem like a good idea OP.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | May 28, 2017 2:05 AM |
Another thread ruined by the Spaz Troll...how sad and pathetic he must be.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | May 28, 2017 2:10 AM |
23 is a Twink? God back in my day twinks were much younger. Things were so much nicer and far more civil.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | May 28, 2017 2:11 AM |
You had better hope this little clown is telling you the truth.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | May 28, 2017 2:11 AM |
Well, we saw him tonight and we've had to call things off. In between seeing us last week and today, he'd gone out and got some big ugly tattoos with the money we gave him. We told him to treat himself but we meant clothes or books, not this.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | May 28, 2017 2:20 AM |
It's the weekend, OP... when can we expect your detailed report?
by Anonymous | reply 155 | May 28, 2017 2:29 AM |
R155, we had to call it off due to him getting some ugly ass tattoos of birds and a big black moth.
We are still on the look out for another twink though so will let you know when we find one.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | May 28, 2017 2:31 AM |
SizzleTits is here!
by Anonymous | reply 157 | May 28, 2017 2:33 AM |
R156, R154 = troll
by Anonymous | reply 158 | May 28, 2017 2:44 AM |
Oh oh. I live down the street from them and a whole pack of cop cars just drove up there, sirens wailing. Someone must have called 911 after hearing the gun shots.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | May 28, 2017 2:49 AM |
Well, if that doesn't beat all--the cops just came out of OP's house leading two handcuffed guys. It's dark out, so I couldnt quite make out their faces before they got in the cop cars. I'm going to call my neighbor to see if he knows what's going on. Stay tuned!
by Anonymous | reply 160 | May 28, 2017 3:09 AM |
We found ourselves an even cuter twink and this one is only 19 years old! No tattoos and only 5 ft 8, about 135 pounds. We're lucky guys.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | May 28, 2017 3:30 AM |
R1 said it all.
Why bring someone of competition into your bed?
It will only fuel one or both you for outside activity - secretly.
How many times have we been approached by a guy out for fun with me and my bf? Too many too count.
The reasons: "Oh, he's out of town. He's home with the flu."
by Anonymous | reply 163 | May 28, 2017 3:46 AM |
R156/R154 must be a Trump troll because the only posters that I have blocked (and they are very few) were spewing Trump love or homo hate and often both - and I can not see his posts. Good times.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | May 28, 2017 3:48 AM |
[quote]Why do you say that, [R1]?
Because, honey. This never works. Ever. Why? Because you're trying to resuscitate a dead relationship. You may think it's just a moment, something that will pass when you've got your jollies off. It won't. It's over.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | May 28, 2017 3:52 AM |
[quote] [R156]/[R154] must be a Trump troll because the only posters that I have blocked (and they are very few) were spewing Trump love or homo hate and often both - and I can not see his posts. Good times.
It's the so-called "spaz troll," R164. Calls people spaz or megaspaz, ruins thread by pretending to be the OP, talks and argues itself all the time too. Also obsessed with Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | May 28, 2017 3:56 AM |
Thank you R166! I was wondering why he was blocked but the OP was not. That makes sense.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | May 28, 2017 3:58 AM |
That's a new one for me R166
So many trolls to keep track of on here these days.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | May 28, 2017 3:59 AM |
He pissed a lot of people off in the "Queen Elizabeth death watch" (??) thread a few weeks back. Kept claiming that Princess Charlotte had died, that it had been announced that Prince Philip had died etc...basically came up with all sorts of lies. Recently, he claimed that Louis Tomlinson died in the Manchester attack. He's British and calls posters chavs as well as spaz. His main thing is to ruin threads by pretending to be the OP. He also starts threads about himself, just like he did tonight, coyly asking about the "spaz troll." He really is one of the worst trolls here because he lies and signs posts "OP." I think he has no life and gets his kicks by sitting back and causing fights here.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | May 28, 2017 4:10 AM |
So back to OP's tale of adventures with a (legal, please) teenager in the bedroom...
by Anonymous | reply 170 | May 28, 2017 4:12 AM |
This is truly disgusting.
I'd rather be alone than with someone who wanted to "bring in a twink."
Jesus.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | May 28, 2017 4:13 AM |
I guess Jesus could be the twink's name. I knew a couple where one of them liked Hispanic boys with uncut penises. Is that you Conrad/OP?
by Anonymous | reply 172 | May 28, 2017 4:17 AM |
All you pervs are chastising OP but you're all here bumping the thread and waiting with baited breath for an update, lol.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | May 28, 2017 4:21 AM |
I do not chastise OP at all. It is always somewhat surprising for an older couple to pull off a sexy young play thing, but so many factors tip the scales when it comes to these predicting these relationships. Money, masculinity, muscles....it is almost like the cost/quality/time triad. If you have money and masculinity as a couple or as a single guy, then you might be able to land a college boy with muscles. If you have money and muscles, you might just nab a (legal) teen with masculinity. If you have masculinity and muscles, you will likely NOT need money to bed your college boy. LOL
by Anonymous | reply 174 | May 28, 2017 4:37 AM |
Sorry, delete "these" above. I should edit before posting..
by Anonymous | reply 175 | May 28, 2017 4:38 AM |
Bated breath Jail bait
by Anonymous | reply 176 | May 28, 2017 6:43 AM |
OP, is the escort Jewish?
by Anonymous | reply 177 | May 28, 2017 10:34 AM |
Will he kill you or the husband first?
by Anonymous | reply 178 | May 28, 2017 10:46 AM |
This bit of fiction reached a bitter end when OP's straight imagination hit the wall. Y'all have been had by an alt-right closeted troll. Sad
by Anonymous | reply 179 | May 28, 2017 12:59 PM |
Sunday and no report back? The OPs must be having a great time with their new little buddy... or dead!
by Anonymous | reply 180 | May 28, 2017 1:09 PM |
OP is sucking down his morning Bud and reading the replies to his asshole buddies in the garage, R180. They like to pretend they go there to get away from their women.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | May 28, 2017 1:56 PM |
We had our first night with him and it went really well. He bottomed for me, had a break for some wine, and then he bottomed for my husband. We took turns sucking him off, then we had a nice dinner and sent him on his way with a gift of a $500 Amazon voucher to help with his studies. I wholeheartedly recommend this arrangement!
by Anonymous | reply 182 | May 29, 2017 3:29 AM |
Be very, very careful. A percentage of these folks are predators, and of those a percentage are full-out psychopaths. Seriously. Be very. Very. Careful. A man I went to high school with was beaten to death along with his husband during an assignation with a twink who turned out to be a MMA fighter and head case.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | May 29, 2017 5:39 AM |
You're just jealous, R183.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | May 29, 2017 6:49 AM |
The risk is part of the fun!
by Anonymous | reply 185 | May 29, 2017 7:11 AM |
Penis, penis, penis!
by Anonymous | reply 186 | May 29, 2017 7:48 AM |
Is said twink tiring of the doorman gig in your building, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 187 | May 29, 2017 8:37 AM |
Ya meant a twinkie, really.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | May 29, 2017 9:08 AM |
Did u make any sexy videos
by Anonymous | reply 189 | May 29, 2017 9:15 AM |
I knew this pablum sounded familiar
by Anonymous | reply 190 | May 29, 2017 2:52 PM |
Oh "renting" a twink for the bedroom. . . I thought you said "getting" a Twink.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | May 29, 2017 10:47 PM |
Nothing worth reporting, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 192 | May 29, 2017 10:56 PM |
We didn't rent him, just gave him a small giftcard. He won't get that every time.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | May 30, 2017 12:42 AM |
I think a hostess twinkie will ultimately be far more satisfying and probably won't give you the clap.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | May 30, 2017 1:40 AM |
OP, how are you and your husband going to go back to sex with just each other now? ZZZZZZZZZZ.
This kind of thing is like a drug. You start off casual, thinking you're better/smarter/stronger than he losers who can't control it, and before you know it you have a full blown addiction.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | May 30, 2017 8:34 AM |
OP, I was with you 100% until $500. That makes it something else entirely. Don't know how you are rationalizing that away. Although, maybe when I'm your age with your kind of money and security, $500 will seem the equivalent of a thank you card.
Me and my bf did something similar but we were 30 with a 20yo. Sex was terrible, I literally went limp. He was sexy* until the sex part and he just laid there, ass in the air. I would do it again but we are opposites who attract so it's the rare man we both find attractive.
*Future behavior made him downlight revoltingly unsexy. I never understood youth = beauty until I reached 30 and realized that average or below + young = desirable.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | May 30, 2017 2:26 PM |
R196, we both earn around 120k per year so it's no biggie to help out a post grad student like this cute twink. We had out usual sex mid week and it was fine. Just because you eat out at the weekend, doesn't mean you don't eat at home on weekdays!
by Anonymous | reply 197 | May 31, 2017 12:48 AM |
Such a lusty cousin post at R197
by Anonymous | reply 198 | May 31, 2017 12:54 AM |
Just jerk off with him.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | May 31, 2017 1:00 AM |
What about threesomes and open relationships in general, frightens so gay male couples? Every study of men has indicated that eventually one, or both of the partners won't be 100% monogamous. Put in its proper perspective, it doesn't have to be a big deal.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | May 31, 2017 1:30 AM |
Desire is a bafflement.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | May 31, 2017 1:43 AM |
My partner and I have had a twink from time to time. We are both versatile tops so sometimes it's fun to find a cutie pie who wants to be spit roasted. We also have a few ground rules. First, no matter how hot he is, it is one and done. Never a repeat performance, including (and especially) alone. Second, only safe sex. Third, we both must agree on the guy. Fourth, never more often than once every two months. Even though we have that rule, we usually go more than three or four months before we find someone we agree on. Fifth, we never find someone and just take him home. We always get a number and call if we both still want it the next day (or the next week). For the record, it was my idea - mostly said in jest - one night when we were wrestling to be on top.
For the record, we are married (for almost two years) and are in our thirties.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | May 31, 2017 1:51 AM |
So how was the fuckboy?
by Anonymous | reply 203 | May 31, 2017 1:53 AM |
So many threatened screaming Marys on this thread!
I think you're all projecting your fear that your partner secretly wants to do this too, and they probably do.
Don't worry, this twink is not about to usurp my husband in my affections, or me in his. We've been together for twenty years and we have memories and experiences this twink knows nothing about. We have hundreds of in jokes and references. We talked about finding a twink for two years before we actually did it, but neither of us want to be with any guy except each other full time.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | May 31, 2017 2:22 AM |
Here's another picture. How were we supposed to resist this?
by Anonymous | reply 205 | May 31, 2017 2:42 AM |
You have a pig snout fetish, R205?
by Anonymous | reply 206 | May 31, 2017 2:44 AM |
You bitches are slippin'. You've all been had by the so-called Spaz Troll, who's been posing as me with his fake posts and Harry Styles pics.
I'm the OP of the thread, I haven't reported back here since R55. I really have been problems with my laptop. As far as the "encounter," it never happened. My hubby and I both decided to call it off. Yeah, we both chickened out. We told the twink that something came up and we may reschedule for another time. I wasn't trolling when I created this thread, we really did make an arrangement, but the closer it got to the weekend the colder both our feet became. Sorry, for the boring ending. Wish I had something more lurid and exciting to tell you. Maybe another time, but probably not.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | May 31, 2017 2:53 AM |
Sure, you did. This is the same troll who posts these ESTs all the time and then comes back to add fuel to the fire. Whoever mentioned the doorman is 100% correct.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | May 31, 2017 3:20 AM |
[quote] If phone numbers are exchanged, make sure that all three party's do so together and that all three text one another and do not leave out the third wheel.
Yeah, cause that's so easy to police. *eyeroll*
by Anonymous | reply 210 | May 31, 2017 3:22 AM |
This is why I like the Spaz Troll. He posts what would have ideally happened and it's fun to read.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | May 31, 2017 3:22 AM |
I knew a mid-40s couple who really did invite a twink into their boudoir...and then he died! Really! He got hit by a car crossing the street late one night. Both members of the couple had an alibi. They are still together 15 years later, too.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | May 31, 2017 3:23 AM |
An amazon gift card is fun to read?
by Anonymous | reply 213 | May 31, 2017 3:24 AM |
I think it would easier all round to just hire a rent boy. At least then there would never be feelings and you'd just pay and go.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | May 31, 2017 3:25 AM |
R211 = spaz troll, lol.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | May 31, 2017 3:26 AM |
The Spaz Troll has this weird stalker who always comes on threads to alert people to the Spaz Troll's presence.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | May 31, 2017 3:31 AM |
OP
Did the twink look anything like Harry Styles?
by Anonymous | reply 217 | May 31, 2017 3:32 AM |
What do you drink?
by Anonymous | reply 218 | May 31, 2017 3:37 AM |
Years ago I was in an exclusive relationship and my partner suggested we open it up to others. Because I was tiring of him I was intrigued and immediately responded with an enthusiastic, "OK!" Well, that gave him pause and he changed his mind. Too bad, I already had someone in mind. The relationship ended soon after.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | May 31, 2017 3:40 AM |
Well, OP, make something up!
by Anonymous | reply 220 | May 31, 2017 3:54 AM |
Spaz troll, Spaz troll stalker or no Spaz troll - this topic was exciting at first, but seems to have run its course.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | May 31, 2017 4:08 AM |
The Spaz Troll's version was marginally more interesting than what actually occurred, minus the Harry Styles pics.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | May 31, 2017 4:44 AM |
So, OP, did it end in tears?
by Anonymous | reply 223 | November 12, 2018 12:52 PM |
you looked that shit up after a year of silence, r223? OR did you create the thread and are trying to reinvigorate a tired thread?
by Anonymous | reply 224 | November 12, 2018 12:55 PM |
r224 sounds like OP, indirectly answering the question at r223
by Anonymous | reply 225 | November 12, 2018 1:01 PM |
So, OP, are you still together?
by Anonymous | reply 226 | June 2, 2019 4:05 PM |