"Face it Dorothy. Blanche and Rose are limited."
Memorable lines by Golden Girls guest characters.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | January 29, 2021 6:55 AM |
Oh yeah, you're the one with nothing going on in your bedroom.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 18, 2017 7:56 PM |
"I don't think I could drink that much saki!"
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 18, 2017 8:02 PM |
"You're a music lover, so you must have a big behind." --Blanche's blind boyfriend
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 18, 2017 8:58 PM |
I'm Yvonne and this is it! Whoo!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 18, 2017 9:05 PM |
Would I give up the clowns for you? No…
Would I give up the fat lady for you? No…
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 18, 2017 11:05 PM |
"They're called Langenhürlen!" --Rose (furious)
My friends and I repeat that one all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 18, 2017 11:07 PM |
"LEBANESE, Blanche, LEBANESE!"
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 18, 2017 11:07 PM |
R6 and R7 seem to have reading comprehension issues.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 18, 2017 11:08 PM |
Rose, I'm…quite fond of you.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 18, 2017 11:22 PM |
I never got The Golden Girls. When I was young I found them depressing and I thought that will be me; an old queen living with mom and her friends. I just never got why gays were so into the show. My b/f (we are both in our late 40's ) LOVES them and laughs hysterically at the one liners. I just sit there and roll my eyes or put my earplugs in.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 18, 2017 11:29 PM |
Maybe [italic]Fuller House[/italic] is more your style, R10.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 18, 2017 11:32 PM |
[quote] an old queen living
In 1985, the goal for many gay men was just to be able to live that long in the first place.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 18, 2017 11:33 PM |
Kiss My Grits
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 18, 2017 11:41 PM |
I'm havin' this baby in a birthin' center.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 18, 2017 11:41 PM |
For one hundred dollars, complete this famous phrase: "Better late than... "
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 18, 2017 11:43 PM |
Pregnant!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 18, 2017 11:44 PM |
"And then you threw your underwear at me, didn't you , love?"
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 18, 2017 11:48 PM |
It's like every man here just wants to sleep with me. Even the Rabbi with the limp!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 18, 2017 11:51 PM |
The toilets haven't been getting the attention they deserve.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 18, 2017 11:51 PM |
I've decided not to ask for a bicycle anymore. I've decided cash is better. That way I can by exactly what I want
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 18, 2017 11:52 PM |
Well, excuse me for living, Anita Bryant!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 18, 2017 11:52 PM |
If I wanted this kind of abuse, I would direct [italic]The Roseanne Barr Show[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 18, 2017 11:54 PM |
"My papers are in order!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 18, 2017 11:54 PM |
Hey, take it easy lady! You just get out of prison?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 18, 2017 11:55 PM |
I am the newest citizen of Miami. If anyone wants to reach me, my name is Dave.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 18, 2017 11:55 PM |
"If you say something smart, I'll slap you silly."
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 18, 2017 11:55 PM |
Face it, ladies, there just AREN'T enough johns!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 18, 2017 11:57 PM |
"I was just having the most delightful conversation with Rose and Madge."
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 18, 2017 11:57 PM |
"You can help me change."
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 18, 2017 11:58 PM |
"We don't believe in labels."
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 19, 2017 12:01 AM |
I'll go first!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 19, 2017 12:04 AM |
A Tierra?!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 19, 2017 12:04 AM |
"Shut up, Louis!"
The wife of the doctor who tells Dorothy to consider dying her hair to snap out of her depression.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 19, 2017 12:05 AM |
Fire scares me. It scares me a lot!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 19, 2017 12:06 AM |
To a bad guy. It's okay to lie to a bad guy.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 19, 2017 12:09 AM |
"I miss Sexy Grandma!"
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 19, 2017 12:12 AM |
"Hey, take it easy lady! You just get out of prison?"
The drugstore clerk to Dorothy when she yells "Condoms, Rose! Condoms! Condoms! Condoms!"
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 19, 2017 12:13 AM |
Blanche = a human luge
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 19, 2017 12:13 AM |
What does a six-foot-seven-inch, American-a basketball player got-a that I don't?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 19, 2017 12:14 AM |
What is this, [italic]The Oprah Winfrey Show[/italic]?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 19, 2017 12:15 AM |
[quote]Blanche = a human luge
Shady Pines, Ma.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 19, 2017 12:16 AM |
I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers, chief.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 19, 2017 12:16 AM |
Which ones the slut?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 19, 2017 12:17 AM |
That dumbass driver went the wrong way and you know it!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 19, 2017 12:18 AM |
You can call me Enr-r-r-rique.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 19, 2017 12:18 AM |
Yes, Mrs. Cleaver.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 19, 2017 12:19 AM |
Hi, it's me, Stan.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 19, 2017 12:20 AM |
When I was a kid, do you know who the only role models for Hispanics were on TV? Zorro and Ricky Ricardo: a gay caballero and a guy who can't tell his own wife in a disguise.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 19, 2017 12:20 AM |
And? And what? I turned her over to secret police. No more to tell.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 19, 2017 12:23 AM |
[quote]... a gay caballero and a guy who can't tell his own wife in a fake mustache.
FTFY
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 19, 2017 12:25 AM |
A Ha-Ha dog is fun to eat,
A Ha-Ha dog just can't be beat,
A Ha-Ha dog is a special treat…
And it's only $1.79 without a beverage!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 19, 2017 12:26 AM |
Aww, screw 'em! What are they gonna do - phone?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 19, 2017 12:27 AM |
Mammy Watkins: "We were lovers, Blanche!"
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 19, 2017 12:27 AM |
Jo Mama!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 19, 2017 12:27 AM |
In the eyes of the church, you don't exist.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 19, 2017 12:28 AM |
I'm p.o.'d
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 19, 2017 12:29 AM |
Can Ella shatter glass?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 19, 2017 12:36 AM |
Save it, Sister Suckup.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 19, 2017 12:40 AM |
In your own words, Mrs. Petrillo...the words of a beautiful, dignified person who's got a wild bod for a chick her age...what kind of person IS your daughter?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 19, 2017 12:43 AM |
Oh, no "Mr.," just "Toto." You're Dorothy, and I'm Toto. At least for the next eight dollars.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 19, 2017 12:47 AM |
Sooner or later, you are going to die. Unless, of course, the Japanese come up with something.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 19, 2017 1:27 AM |
[quote]That way I can by exactly what I want
I guess she's going to use the cash to ask Pat if she can buy a "U"
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 19, 2017 1:41 AM |
I was never a big shot nuthin'.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 19, 2017 1:45 AM |
I want you back, Stick Man.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 19, 2017 1:46 AM |
I'm fat, mama.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 19, 2017 1:47 AM |
"Gutman??"
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 19, 2017 2:01 AM |
Are you here for the methadone program?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 19, 2017 2:02 AM |
R37 see R24
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 19, 2017 2:06 AM |
Would you mind telling her that Loverboy is here?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 19, 2017 2:10 AM |
Woof
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 19, 2017 2:15 AM |
It's a bosun's knot all right!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 19, 2017 2:16 AM |
Why don't you BOTH shut up, and answer this next question!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 19, 2017 2:19 AM |
Trying to do it yourself was...cute, but now it's time to let a man take over.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 19, 2017 2:25 AM |
Maybe some other time Blanche
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 19, 2017 2:31 AM |
"I didn't want to be seen."
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 19, 2017 3:46 AM |
No, actually, that would make him a dork.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 19, 2017 5:06 AM |
Aunt Blanche, you always said, if you’ve got a stallion eating oats out of your hand, best close the gate before you give him the sugar.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 19, 2017 5:25 AM |
May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 19, 2017 5:39 AM |
Oh go blow it out your turbinverbils!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 19, 2017 5:45 AM |
You remind me of my mother.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 19, 2017 6:04 AM |
"Kill Gonzalez!"
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 19, 2017 6:08 AM |
"You think i wanna gargle next to grandma moses and the mozettes"
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 19, 2017 6:35 AM |
To get the danish!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 19, 2017 12:59 PM |
"YOU are a vixen!"
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 19, 2017 1:03 PM |
Oh, dear, R79.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 19, 2017 3:46 PM |
But hath not a Cuban eyes? Hath not a Cuban hands? Organs? Dimensions? Senses? Affections? Passions? Fed with the same food? Hurt with the same weapons? Subject to the same diseases? Healed by the same means? Warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as you are? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 19, 2017 3:47 PM |
TOJO MAMA!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 19, 2017 3:51 PM |
When the Great Communicator talked about a shining city on a hill, did he say anything about three million homeless people in it?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 19, 2017 3:51 PM |
This is not the Copacobana!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 19, 2017 3:56 PM |
You know, someday doctor Budd, you're going to be on the other side of the table, and as angry as I am and as ANGRY as I always will be, I still wish you a better doctor than you were to me.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 19, 2017 3:57 PM |
Some of the people here are really bad with directions.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 19, 2017 3:58 PM |
I was the inspiration for Potsie on [italic]Happy Days[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 19, 2017 4:01 PM |
"Concrete's cleaner!"
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 19, 2017 10:53 PM |
"I remember our one date when I told you that I didn't like girls, and you told everyone. Everyone. Well guess what. I still don't like girls, and I don't like you."
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 19, 2017 11:44 PM |
"Oh no, just continue with your little sing-a-long."
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 19, 2017 11:45 PM |
I'll trade all of my memories for a quickie.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 20, 2017 12:13 AM |
You got yourself mixed up with a real hustler.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 20, 2017 1:07 AM |
"I got in just under the wire!"
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 20, 2017 1:11 AM |
This painting no more resembles Monet than any of you resemble a beauty queen. And now, you will waste no more of my time!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 20, 2017 1:15 AM |
"I'm sorry ladies, I thought you already knew."
-Pablo, the gay sculptor
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 20, 2017 1:22 AM |
^ That's "Lazlo!"
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 20, 2017 1:26 AM |
R97 It was Meshach Taylor.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 20, 2017 1:29 AM |
"In the garage!"
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 20, 2017 1:34 AM |
Carol: Oh my god...you're DAN and MOROTHY!
"Richie": Carol, this is a different Dan and Morothy.
Carol: You mean these aren't the two nuts that couldn't stop seeing each other? Dan: a sex crazed knudnik with occasional performance problems, and Morothy, a domineering tyrant who totally emasculated him?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 20, 2017 1:45 AM |
Claude Livaday
by Anonymous | reply 105 | May 20, 2017 3:14 AM |
It's like trying to eat one potato chip.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 20, 2017 4:14 AM |
Petrillo? They let Italians live here?
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 20, 2017 4:15 AM |
[quote]Rebecca's Fatherless Spawn
Uh, no that was me. I couldn't talk yet, so I don't have any memorable lines.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 20, 2017 4:18 AM |
Hello, I'm Patrick Vaughn.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 20, 2017 4:27 AM |
And to all those ladies who think I don't have feelings, I cry, too.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 20, 2017 4:31 AM |
You know what happens when a nurse is late? PEOPLE DIE.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 20, 2017 4:37 AM |
It's the Bride of Frankenstein!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 20, 2017 4:40 AM |
I can't marry you because you're not Jewish.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 20, 2017 5:50 AM |
I'd do anything for Doug. And he'd bend over backwards for me.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 20, 2017 5:52 AM |
There's nothing wrong with being career-oriented.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 20, 2017 5:53 AM |
I guess even he had his standards.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 20, 2017 5:55 AM |
You don't look like Angie Dickinson.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 20, 2017 5:55 AM |
To me, R117. You don't look like Angie Dickinson to me.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 20, 2017 5:57 AM |
Oh, that's right. The Cosby Show
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 20, 2017 6:01 AM |
The moon is hanging awful low in the sky tonight, isn't it, Busty?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 20, 2017 6:12 AM |
You Italians have got some temper.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | May 20, 2017 6:14 AM |
I put three in the ground. Well, what can I tell you? I like 'em old, rich and barely breathing.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | May 20, 2017 6:20 AM |
[quote]"I miss Sexy Grandma!" —Janet's Daughter
I'm sure a lot of people do. I'm sure a LOT of people do.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | May 20, 2017 6:25 AM |
r73
No, Trump said that to Hillary
by Anonymous | reply 124 | May 20, 2017 9:08 AM |
I have lived eighty, eighty-one years, I survived two world wars, pneumonia, a stroke and two operations. One night I'll belch and Stable Mable here will blow my head off!
by Anonymous | reply 125 | May 20, 2017 9:11 AM |
Mr. Griffin hates it when people kiss up to him. Isn't that right, your excellency? Just for that, no parting gifts!
by Anonymous | reply 126 | May 20, 2017 9:12 AM |
"Excuse me, ladies, we always dress for dinner here. And in your case, we'd appreciate it if you'd do that for all three meals."
by Anonymous | reply 127 | May 20, 2017 9:43 AM |
Mr. Allen: It’s not every day a man comes home at lunch to find his best friend in bed with his wife.” Dorothy: Oh, I’m so sorry. That must have been quite a shock.” Mr. Allen: It was. Arthur’s never come home at lunch before. He caught me red-handed.”
by Anonymous | reply 128 | May 20, 2017 9:45 AM |
"With my binoculars, I have a terrific view in your bedroom window. I think some of the stuff you do is illegal. I'm looking into it."
by Anonymous | reply 129 | May 20, 2017 9:46 AM |
"Frieda Claxton? Didn’t she own that old house on Richmond Street?'
by Anonymous | reply 130 | May 20, 2017 9:51 AM |
I never should have tried that Beatle medley.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | May 20, 2017 10:19 AM |
St. Olaf?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | May 20, 2017 10:23 AM |
I want you to be there when I kill myself.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | May 20, 2017 10:26 AM |
Way to darken the mood, r133!
by Anonymous | reply 134 | May 20, 2017 10:33 AM |
Well, gee, I would have, but I didn't know myself until a few moments ago. Ha-ha!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | May 20, 2017 10:39 AM |
Martha Lamont was a selfish slut. Sophia should have thrown a toaster inher bath. Asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | May 20, 2017 10:39 AM |
I was in the party scene in [italic]Breakfast at Tiffany's[/italic]. Audrey Hepburn spilled her drink on me, but it was cut.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | May 20, 2017 10:41 AM |
He's even started to refer to my husband as that dumb botchagaloop.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | May 20, 2017 1:06 PM |
Hey Grandma, I found this real good pizza, just like you used to get in Sicily.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | May 20, 2017 1:09 PM |
R132 South side?
by Anonymous | reply 140 | May 20, 2017 1:20 PM |
Oh, she leaves the convent in the end.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | May 20, 2017 1:22 PM |
Happy birthday, Dorothy!
by Anonymous | reply 142 | May 20, 2017 1:49 PM |
I'm gay, Blance.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | May 20, 2017 1:51 PM |
Andy!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | May 20, 2017 1:52 PM |
I just came by to give my favorite girl a kiss...and to pick up my laundry.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | May 20, 2017 1:53 PM |
We don't believe in labels.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | May 20, 2017 1:56 PM |
It's a pleasure to be here.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | May 20, 2017 1:57 PM |
Is better with my brother.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | May 20, 2017 1:58 PM |
I'll get up in the mooornin'.... And still be singin' mah song!
by Anonymous | reply 149 | May 20, 2017 2:08 PM |
Just a few more injections and I can sing just like Barbara Mandrell!
by Anonymous | reply 150 | May 20, 2017 2:08 PM |
There weren't any seats so I just sat AT Becky.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | May 20, 2017 2:34 PM |
R125 Get with the program.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | May 20, 2017 2:49 PM |
"You're 'Pussycat', too?"
by Anonymous | reply 153 | May 20, 2017 4:03 PM |
The old lady next door is running through a sprinkler in her underwear!
by Anonymous | reply 154 | May 20, 2017 4:19 PM |
You're little Dorothy Petrillo...You haven't changed a bit! Same gorgeous smile, pretty eyes, beautiful figure, long golden blonde hair...
by Anonymous | reply 155 | May 20, 2017 4:26 PM |
Well, excuse me for living, Anita Bryant!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | May 20, 2017 4:36 PM |
"I've been doing him all week!"
by Anonymous | reply 157 | May 20, 2017 4:38 PM |
That was the worst night. I ever spent in bed with a woman in my life.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | May 20, 2017 5:41 PM |
We named it!
by Anonymous | reply 159 | May 20, 2017 5:44 PM |
CLUCK!
by Anonymous | reply 160 | May 20, 2017 5:45 PM |
Oink snort!
by Anonymous | reply 161 | May 20, 2017 5:54 PM |
How do you do? I'm Millicent Kennedy, Gerald's mother. I'm looking for the cheap Jezebel who's ruining my Gerald's life!
by Anonymous | reply 162 | May 20, 2017 6:04 PM |
I like Slurpee!
by Anonymous | reply 163 | May 20, 2017 6:14 PM |
Mrs. Zbornak can eat shit...
by Anonymous | reply 164 | May 20, 2017 6:32 PM |
My wife doesn't understand me.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | May 20, 2017 6:41 PM |
You're gooood.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | May 20, 2017 7:02 PM |
Cashier: JOE, I NEED A PRICE CHECK ON SOME CONDOMS! THESE THREE LADIES HERE WANT A COUPLE OF BOXES OF THE KING GEORGE PROPHYLACTICS.
Joe: THE LAMBSKINS OR THE ULTRA-SENSITIVE?
Cashier: TWO OF THEM HAVE THE LAMBSKINS, AND THE BLONDE HAS THE ULTRA-SENSITIVE...IN BLACK.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | May 20, 2017 7:49 PM |
I'm the guy that shaves everybody.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | May 20, 2017 8:07 PM |
Joe: LAMBSKINS ARE $12.95...THE BLACK'S A DOLLAR EXTRA.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | May 20, 2017 8:13 PM |
I'm hoping it's Ms... I've already got that box checked on this form.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | May 20, 2017 8:45 PM |
He's also the best LOVER I have ever had.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | May 20, 2017 11:37 PM |
Not enough room for a goat.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | May 21, 2017 2:17 AM |
You're talking about the drink. I'm talking about the bartender.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | May 21, 2017 2:37 AM |
Flintstone, not Flinstein
by Anonymous | reply 174 | May 21, 2017 2:46 AM |
Why, that would be...un southern...
by Anonymous | reply 175 | May 21, 2017 2:57 AM |
I haven't been out of this apartment in twenty years.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | May 21, 2017 3:04 AM |
Heyyyyyy, you cant smell that from here!
by Anonymous | reply 177 | May 21, 2017 3:14 AM |
I want to buy some of that bikini underwear!
by Anonymous | reply 178 | May 21, 2017 3:20 AM |
I thought Virginia was the slut
by Anonymous | reply 179 | May 21, 2017 3:22 AM |
Dorosee
by Anonymous | reply 180 | May 21, 2017 3:59 AM |
R177 Seriously?
by Anonymous | reply 181 | May 21, 2017 4:15 AM |
R175 Didn't Blanche say that?
by Anonymous | reply 182 | May 21, 2017 4:16 AM |
Stop whining you tranny bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | May 21, 2017 4:31 AM |
Before I go, can I make one last plea for your heart?
by Anonymous | reply 184 | May 21, 2017 5:48 AM |
Of course you remember me. Lyle Waggoner.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | May 21, 2017 6:03 AM |
R183, you *dismissed* me.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | May 21, 2017 9:38 AM |
You must be Tommy's boy. How does the team look this year?
by Anonymous | reply 187 | May 21, 2017 2:29 PM |
"With my binoculars, I have a terrific view in your bedroom window. I think some of the stuff you do is illegal. I'm looking into it."
Dude, you missed the even funnier line she says after Dorothy introduces herself:
DS: "I'm Dorothy, Blanche's roommate."
FC: "Oh, you're the one with NOTHING going on in your bedroom."
by Anonymous | reply 188 | May 21, 2017 3:05 PM |
R182 Yes, she did. About Dr Jonathan Newman, shrimp.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | May 21, 2017 3:35 PM |
Look, if I wanted this kind of abuse, I'd be directing The Roseanne Barr Show.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | May 21, 2017 4:40 PM |
R189 Then it doesn't belong in this thread, moron. READ THE TITLE.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | May 21, 2017 4:46 PM |
Okay, Mrs. Pe-hawkins
by Anonymous | reply 192 | May 21, 2017 5:38 PM |
This is more moving than Susan Hayward's climactic speech in [italic]I Want to Live![/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 193 | May 21, 2017 6:33 PM |
You're Dorothy and I'm Toto.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | May 21, 2017 7:06 PM |
Bushman awaits!
by Anonymous | reply 195 | May 21, 2017 7:15 PM |
Which one's the slut?
by Anonymous | reply 196 | May 21, 2017 8:24 PM |
Honey, it's just a phase! Ever since Diana Ross started marrying white men, everyone's gotta have one!
by Anonymous | reply 197 | May 21, 2017 8:28 PM |
Dorothy, if I were you, I would put the cake down. You see, Mr. Music's brother is Mr. Lawyer.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | May 21, 2017 8:30 PM |
I'm afraid I popped your bosom!
by Anonymous | reply 199 | May 21, 2017 8:31 PM |
What he was was a good man, Sophia!
by Anonymous | reply 200 | May 21, 2017 8:41 PM |
Brings back fond memories. My mother used to have one just like it.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | May 22, 2017 8:44 AM |
I think my girlfriend's about to blab.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | May 22, 2017 2:05 PM |
"Rose, you know what round-trip bus tickets to Paris, Texas cost?"
by Anonymous | reply 203 | May 22, 2017 2:12 PM |
It's me Stan
by Anonymous | reply 204 | May 22, 2017 3:16 PM |
"You can all just kiss my attitude!"
by Anonymous | reply 205 | May 22, 2017 6:30 PM |
Sonny, "How many gold records do you have?" Lyle , "None. I was never married."
by Anonymous | reply 206 | May 22, 2017 6:37 PM |
Do you know what would happen to me if the other inmates found out how much I love to dance?
by Anonymous | reply 207 | May 22, 2017 6:41 PM |
I drew a little man. Is this him?
by Anonymous | reply 208 | May 22, 2017 6:42 PM |
I meant to read Tale of Two Cities, but I've been really busy with ball.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | May 22, 2017 6:49 PM |
Johnny Gilbert: And finally, our four-time defending champion with $92,000 attempting today to set an all-time [italic]Jeopardy![/italic] earnings record, television associate producer Rose Nylund.
Dorothy: Four-day champion? How? This woman is an idiot!
Johnny Gilbert: Oh, really? She didn't get knocked up in high school!
by Anonymous | reply 210 | May 22, 2017 7:35 PM |
Our research shows that the Japanese actually HATE rice. But the only thing they hate more is burning their fingers on baked potatoes.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | May 22, 2017 11:14 PM |
Gosh, I hate being small!
by Anonymous | reply 212 | May 23, 2017 5:14 AM |
I love you R47.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | May 23, 2017 6:47 AM |
You mean I shaved-ah mah shoulders for nuthin'?
by Anonymous | reply 214 | May 24, 2017 1:33 AM |
She took one look at my clothes, and my attitude, and said I wasn't good enough for her little girl.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | May 24, 2017 4:11 AM |
Oh right, you get the Edgar Allen Po-tatoes
-Waiter to Dorothy and Barbara Thorndyke
by Anonymous | reply 216 | May 24, 2017 6:16 AM |
R188 meet R1.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | May 24, 2017 11:09 AM |
Blanche, I think a conservative ensemble would be best.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | May 25, 2017 1:07 AM |
Here's my home number. You'll call it, if you know what I mean.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | May 25, 2017 1:18 AM |
Wow-wee-wow-wow-wow!
by Anonymous | reply 220 | May 25, 2017 1:18 AM |
She's pretty uptight. I'm going to have fun teasing her tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | May 25, 2017 1:20 AM |
I do
by Anonymous | reply 222 | May 25, 2017 1:22 AM |
Did you know that Gerald is afraid of clowns? And that he can't go to the bathroom, except at home?
by Anonymous | reply 223 | May 25, 2017 1:22 AM |
And remember, wherever there's news, I'll be here.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | May 26, 2017 2:42 AM |
But where will we find an adult with the childlike naivete to play Henny Penny?
by Anonymous | reply 225 | May 26, 2017 3:02 AM |
He taught me how to carve a pistol out of soap.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | May 26, 2017 4:42 AM |
Because when an 88 year old man marries a 22 year old girl, he likes to know what she's up to.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | May 26, 2017 5:51 PM |
Just a few more injections and I can sing just like Barbara Mandrell!
by Anonymous | reply 228 | May 26, 2017 5:52 PM |
OOOMF-TAH!
by Anonymous | reply 229 | May 27, 2017 3:29 AM |
Why tell her?
by Anonymous | reply 230 | May 27, 2017 6:15 AM |
Look Rose, you're a sweet person, but we're all just roommates here.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | May 29, 2017 2:37 AM |
I'm just burnin' doin' the neutron dance!
by Anonymous | reply 232 | May 29, 2017 4:54 AM |
We sure had some wild times, didn't we Rose?
by Anonymous | reply 233 | May 30, 2017 12:29 AM |
If you don't mind Al, I'd like to take that one down.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | June 2, 2017 3:55 AM |
"Stephanie."
by Anonymous | reply 235 | June 2, 2017 4:28 AM |
I Do.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | June 2, 2017 4:42 AM |
"It's P-Feiffer. The "P" is NOT silent.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | June 2, 2017 5:19 AM |
I don't know this place!
by Anonymous | reply 238 | June 3, 2017 5:36 AM |
I make offer now.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | June 3, 2017 6:19 AM |
I'm the biggest slut.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | June 3, 2017 8:03 AM |
^ Guest characters only!
by Anonymous | reply 241 | June 3, 2017 4:38 PM |
You shrunk!
by Anonymous | reply 242 | June 4, 2017 1:34 PM |
I'm P.O.'ed!
by Anonymous | reply 243 | June 4, 2017 1:50 PM |
Get real Grandma!
by Anonymous | reply 244 | June 4, 2017 1:52 PM |
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you!
by Anonymous | reply 245 | June 4, 2017 2:02 PM |
Dorthy just called Merv Griffin the Anti-Trump, she was so ahead of her time.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | June 4, 2017 4:56 PM |
R246 = Moron.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | June 4, 2017 5:52 PM |
It's time, Rose!
by Anonymous | reply 248 | June 4, 2017 6:02 PM |
Being a middle school vice principal isn't as glamorous as you might think.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | June 6, 2017 5:38 AM |
Oh? I'm not getting a clear picture on that one.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | June 6, 2017 3:07 PM |
"The Lambskin's a dollar extra."
by Anonymous | reply 251 | June 6, 2017 8:08 PM |
Sounds like cable.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | June 9, 2017 1:25 AM |
When the revolution comes...!
by Anonymous | reply 253 | June 14, 2017 2:22 PM |
Big pots belong on the back burner
by Anonymous | reply 254 | June 14, 2017 2:27 PM |
You mean you all or not related?
by Anonymous | reply 255 | June 14, 2017 5:05 PM |
Charlie Horse!
by Anonymous | reply 256 | June 15, 2017 12:48 AM |
Oh...Tang!
by Anonymous | reply 257 | June 15, 2017 5:34 PM |
And then you threw your underwear at me, didn't you , love?
by Anonymous | reply 258 | June 15, 2017 5:42 PM |
I guess even he had his standards.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | June 15, 2017 5:48 PM |
He's been seeing ME.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | June 17, 2017 9:33 PM |
Might this be the home of the Widow Petrillo?
by Anonymous | reply 261 | June 18, 2017 7:41 PM |
"We have a who and a how and a HA!"
by Anonymous | reply 262 | June 18, 2017 9:31 PM |
Couldn't I just run toward you yelling "moo?"
by Anonymous | reply 263 | June 18, 2017 10:44 PM |
I don't have that much experience vith vimen.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | June 18, 2017 10:45 PM |
He's not a betsy-wetsy, he's not a rubber ball
by Anonymous | reply 265 | June 19, 2017 12:38 PM |
At the moment I'm pretty heavily involved with 122.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | June 19, 2017 1:52 PM |
It's not a novelty, it's a Zbornie
by Anonymous | reply 267 | June 19, 2017 9:06 PM |
Calling doctor Freud.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | June 19, 2017 9:58 PM |
It's better vit my brother
by Anonymous | reply 269 | June 20, 2017 1:43 PM |
Sophie to Dorothy
"You are the only person I know who got a refund for call waiting"
by Anonymous | reply 270 | June 20, 2017 1:56 PM |
Rose - This highly irregular
Dorothy - Try prune juice
by Anonymous | reply 271 | June 20, 2017 1:59 PM |
^ Guest characters only!
by Anonymous | reply 272 | June 20, 2017 2:01 PM |
"What's wrong with Miss Dorothy Zbornak?"
by Anonymous | reply 273 | June 20, 2017 2:03 PM |
She's never seen me in clerics clothing.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | June 20, 2017 2:10 PM |
R270 R271=Trump voters
by Anonymous | reply 275 | June 20, 2017 3:46 PM |
I asked for a rose, he thought I said "nose"
by Anonymous | reply 276 | June 22, 2017 10:14 PM |
Hello, Mother Dorothy.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | June 24, 2017 1:23 PM |
Honey you think you're confused? Take a look at our horn section.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | June 25, 2017 1:03 AM |
I'm black.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | June 25, 2017 5:17 PM |
She put me in a home.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | June 25, 2017 5:20 PM |
^^ oops.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | June 25, 2017 5:21 PM |
"The Artwork of Adolf Hitler"
by Anonymous | reply 282 | June 25, 2017 5:22 PM |
I'm getting impregnated on Monday
by Anonymous | reply 283 | June 25, 2017 5:39 PM |
This isn't the Orange Bowl, is it.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | June 25, 2017 5:43 PM |
Oink!
by Anonymous | reply 285 | June 25, 2017 7:58 PM |
And now, Huey Lewis and The News!
by Anonymous | reply 286 | June 28, 2017 10:46 PM |
Nobody ever listens to me.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | June 29, 2017 4:38 AM |
That tramp murdered my lover!
by Anonymous | reply 288 | July 7, 2017 4:18 AM |
Southside?
by Anonymous | reply 289 | July 7, 2017 4:38 AM |
Tuesday night I'm getting together with a couple of buddies and we're going through Don Johnson's trash
by Anonymous | reply 290 | July 15, 2017 10:13 PM |
"I don't want him coming around here. He's a yutz."
by Anonymous | reply 291 | September 4, 2017 10:25 PM |
All of these are from the same episode:
You wanna see some geography lady, I'll show you some geography! - Kolak --------------------- Bar patron: Who is that nut? Bartender: I don't know. Mr. Terrific usually comes in alone. --------------------- Mr. Policeman (following Blanche to the bedroom with his handcuffs): "You know what's funny? I was supposed to be Mr. Mailman today."
by Anonymous | reply 292 | September 4, 2017 11:00 PM |
Bar patron: Who is that nut?
Bartender: I don't know. Mr. Terrific usually comes in alone.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | September 4, 2017 11:01 PM |
Mr. Policeman (following Blanche to the bedroom with his handcuffs): "You know what's funny? I was supposed to be Mr. Mailman today."
by Anonymous | reply 294 | September 4, 2017 11:02 PM |
I saw violence. I saw despair. I saw Johnny Cash eight times.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | September 5, 2017 2:36 AM |
Today: Women who live together—does society make it tougher? We'll find out when we talk to [bold]FOUR LESBIANS,[/bold] today on [italic]Wake Up, Miami![/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 296 | September 5, 2017 3:05 AM |
Everyone, may I have your attention, please? This is Sophia Petrillo, the girl who stood me up at the altar 70 years ago. And I just asked her to be my wife again, and again she said 'no'. And so, from now on, I'm gay.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | September 5, 2017 3:18 AM |
I take out the garbage.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | September 5, 2017 3:20 AM |
And I'm the little homemaker.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | September 5, 2017 3:20 AM |
OMG. DO NOT provide quotes from Dorothy, Blanche, Rose or Sophia. Instead, provide quotes from GUEST STARS. WHY IS THAT SO HARD!????
by Anonymous | reply 300 | September 5, 2017 3:22 AM |
"Peckawood."
by Anonymous | reply 301 | September 5, 2017 5:28 AM |
R300 Sorry, I just got so excited thinking about Dorothy and Blanche being lesbians.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | September 5, 2017 5:30 AM |
My daughter's dead.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | September 5, 2017 6:45 AM |
"Aahhhh fugetaboutit."
by Anonymous | reply 304 | September 5, 2017 10:46 PM |
"We English love dogs. It's children we hate."
by Anonymous | reply 305 | September 8, 2017 5:01 AM |
Face it Morothy, Blanche and Rose are lesbians
by Anonymous | reply 306 | September 8, 2017 5:17 AM |
"They're sending me back."
by Anonymous | reply 307 | September 9, 2017 7:39 AM |
"I'd rather date you, lady."
by Anonymous | reply 308 | September 9, 2017 7:44 AM |
Vowww...
by Anonymous | reply 309 | September 10, 2017 5:53 AM |
"Is it BAD news?!"
by Anonymous | reply 310 | September 10, 2017 7:18 AM |
What am I supposed to do? Sit around here and listen to your arteries harden?
by Anonymous | reply 311 | September 10, 2017 8:53 PM |
I still have my dignity and self respect. And my monkey.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | September 11, 2017 7:33 AM |
The last episode was the highest rated ever.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | September 11, 2017 1:58 PM |
My wife doesn't understand me.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | September 12, 2017 6:50 PM |
You're the one with nothing going on in your bedroom.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | September 12, 2017 9:57 PM |
I want you back, Stickman.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | September 13, 2017 12:49 AM |
"Like a mouse."
by Anonymous | reply 317 | September 13, 2017 3:07 AM |
How 'bout YOU, cutie?
by Anonymous | reply 318 | September 13, 2017 4:22 AM |
You were friends with every animal on the farm.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | September 13, 2017 4:26 AM |
He dumped you. And you're getting revenge by telling me.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | September 14, 2017 12:25 AM |
Why do you have to step on any kind of tender moment?
by Anonymous | reply 321 | November 5, 2017 9:14 PM |
[quote]May your shampoo get mixed up with Preparation H and shrink your head to the size of a mushroom!
by Anonymous | reply 322 | November 6, 2017 12:12 AM |
Angie Dickinson is hot.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | November 6, 2017 3:37 AM |
We get ridd'a termites.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | November 6, 2017 6:03 AM |
Aaaaaaah! Awwwww! Aaaaaaaaahhhaaa!
by Anonymous | reply 325 | November 8, 2017 10:15 PM |
It's a maple syrup brown sugar molasses Rice Krispy log!
by Anonymous | reply 326 | November 9, 2017 3:40 AM |
"You slept with the sheriff?!"
by Anonymous | reply 327 | November 9, 2017 3:49 AM |
R325 good one
by Anonymous | reply 328 | November 9, 2017 4:49 AM |
Dorothy: Blanche, why are you such a fucking slut? Blanche: Because it's the right thing to do and a tasty way to do it.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | November 9, 2017 3:46 PM |
R330 Get with the program, moron.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | November 9, 2017 9:26 PM |
R331, suck my hole!
by Anonymous | reply 332 | November 9, 2017 10:44 PM |
"That’s the smallest dressing room I’ve ever had in my life!"
by Anonymous | reply 333 | November 10, 2017 6:43 AM |
“Wow! How do you lift this baby up?”
by Anonymous | reply 334 | November 10, 2017 8:45 AM |
Johnny No-Thumbs sent us.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | November 10, 2017 1:56 PM |
Isn't the correct name now Barbara Thornlesbian?
by Anonymous | reply 336 | November 10, 2017 3:28 PM |
r336 is Jewish, isn't he?
by Anonymous | reply 337 | November 11, 2017 2:48 AM |
"It's the dress, isnt it."
by Anonymous | reply 338 | November 11, 2017 6:54 AM |
When Sofia says "Look what happened to your washing machine."
by Anonymous | reply 339 | November 11, 2017 9:00 AM |
"It's a small woooorld aaaaafter alllll."
by Anonymous | reply 340 | November 17, 2017 4:25 AM |
"You were such a lovely girl."
by Anonymous | reply 341 | November 29, 2017 5:45 AM |
Cut the crap, Paisan.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | December 20, 2017 10:23 PM |
[To Dorothy]: We don't think anyone would root for you.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | December 20, 2017 11:43 PM |
Sophia, you can come now. There's room for you, now.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | December 21, 2017 1:11 AM |
You must leave this house at once, it is possessed by an evil spirit.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | December 21, 2017 3:31 AM |
Madame Zelda: Move in this house and you'll die an agonizing death.
The look on Dorothy's face is priceless.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | December 21, 2017 3:47 AM |
[quote]Paul Rodriguez (whatever happened to him?)
[italic]AKA Pablo[/italic], that's what happened.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | December 21, 2017 7:33 AM |
I'm impotent.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | December 22, 2017 7:00 AM |
Rose, you're so much more attractive than most of the women I come in contact with.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | December 22, 2017 9:48 PM |
Boy, have I missed YOU!
by Anonymous | reply 350 | December 23, 2017 7:11 PM |
"if anyone sees a large bolt, it came off the beverage cart. yes, that's it the beverage cart!"
by Anonymous | reply 351 | December 23, 2017 11:33 PM |
"I know. that's why I want it!" (RE: $75 which is "a lot of money")
by Anonymous | reply 352 | December 23, 2017 11:43 PM |
I'm so ashamed of you, mother.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | December 24, 2017 3:36 AM |
Dorothy, you have the nicest eyes…and a quarter in your ear!
by Anonymous | reply 354 | December 24, 2017 3:38 AM |
Woof!
by Anonymous | reply 355 | December 24, 2017 3:41 AM |
I know if I had a problem I'd want to confide in someone like me.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | December 24, 2017 4:09 AM |
Presto!
by Anonymous | reply 357 | December 27, 2017 6:46 PM |
[quote]Look, if I wanted this kind of abuse, I'd be directing The Roseanne Barr Show. —Sy, Slice of Sicily commercial director
That's rich considering that was Jay Thomas saying that.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | December 27, 2017 6:48 PM |
rose on a job interview for reviewing products: "I'm the picture of a battered consumer, i drive a gremlin for chrissakes!"
by Anonymous | reply 359 | December 27, 2017 7:12 PM |
f&f R359
you have failed.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | December 27, 2017 8:42 PM |
Learn. To. Fucking. Read.
On the OP's headline it says quite clearly:
[quote]Memorable lines by Golden Girls guest characters.
What part of this do you not understand? How could this be any simpler?
by Anonymous | reply 361 | December 27, 2017 8:50 PM |
Calm down Mrs. Claxton at r361.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | December 28, 2017 3:27 AM |
"Yoouu dirty rat."
by Anonymous | reply 363 | January 3, 2018 2:34 AM |
I'm going back to Christina!
by Anonymous | reply 364 | January 11, 2018 11:01 PM |
But we don't like Christina, remember?
by Anonymous | reply 365 | January 12, 2018 1:59 AM |
That gentleman just peed in the ocean.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | February 8, 2018 4:35 AM |
You managed to piddle away Daddy's life savings? I'm ashamed of you, mother!
by Anonymous | reply 367 | February 8, 2018 6:51 AM |
When Dorothy says "Well start 'splainin'"
by Anonymous | reply 368 | February 8, 2018 9:14 AM |
^ No prune danish for you. GUEST CHARACTERS ONLY!
by Anonymous | reply 369 | February 8, 2018 3:01 PM |
I'm the cheeseman
by Anonymous | reply 370 | February 8, 2018 3:54 PM |
You musn't talk about Sarah that way. She's not my sister. She's my wife!
by Anonymous | reply 371 | February 9, 2018 5:12 AM |
Does the mean lookin' white woman I just passed, live here?
by Anonymous | reply 372 | February 12, 2018 4:01 PM |
Blanche Marie Hollingsworth, sit down!
by Anonymous | reply 373 | February 13, 2018 6:10 AM |
R374 did someone on DL really try to make us believe he wasn't Jewish?
by Anonymous | reply 375 | February 19, 2018 7:54 AM |
And most importantly, a sports training bra to minimize jiggle and bounce.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | February 20, 2018 6:10 AM |
Paris? Australia? Where will the Facts of Life go next?
by Anonymous | reply 377 | February 20, 2018 7:21 AM |
I have quite a few Janet Gaynors in frames around my house.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | February 21, 2018 2:57 AM |
I often wonder why (Charlie) put up with a wise guy like me, from the backstreets of Boston.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | February 22, 2018 4:07 AM |
Dorothy, I'm getting tired of dating your mother.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | February 25, 2018 5:01 AM |
Dorothy, are you a lesbian?
by Anonymous | reply 381 | February 25, 2018 12:19 PM |
Rose, I'm blind, I'm your responsibility now.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | February 25, 2018 2:13 PM |
Blanche if you don't give me your kidney you're nothing but a murderer
by Anonymous | reply 383 | February 25, 2018 2:13 PM |
Morothy, you haven't got a real illness, stop cluttering up my practice with your disease of the week.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | February 25, 2018 2:14 PM |
"Then cut the crap, paisan!"
by Anonymous | reply 385 | February 25, 2018 6:00 PM |
^ That was already quoted upthread.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | February 25, 2018 6:03 PM |
I never understood Carrot Raisin Salad.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | February 27, 2018 5:00 AM |
I am gym shoe.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | March 2, 2018 6:52 AM |
Jer-may!"
by Anonymous | reply 389 | March 2, 2018 7:04 AM |
Now if you'll excuse me. I must change into my third linen suit of the day.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | March 3, 2018 5:11 PM |
you will too lick my pussy if i get horny!
by Anonymous | reply 391 | March 5, 2018 12:19 PM |
Welcome aboard!
by Anonymous | reply 392 | March 7, 2018 4:26 AM |
Don't explain, Rose. I used to live with a couple of bitches myself.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | March 7, 2018 5:02 AM |
Look, Coach. You said if I was nice to her she'd roll over. I'm outta here. If you wanna win that game on Friday it's up to you!
by Anonymous | reply 394 | March 11, 2018 4:12 AM |
I'm friends with Debra Engle, who was the second actress to play Rebecca. However, I was never a huge fan of the show.
by Anonymous | reply 395 | March 11, 2018 4:17 AM |
I'm a butt man.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | March 11, 2018 4:32 AM |
You don't look like Angie Dickinson to me.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | March 11, 2018 4:53 AM |
Dumplin'!
by Anonymous | reply 398 | March 11, 2018 3:16 PM |
My mother's a lawyer. Threaten me again and I'll own your house.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | March 17, 2018 5:31 AM |
Mrs. Petrillo, where were you on the night of September 4th, 1985?
by Anonymous | reply 400 | March 20, 2018 11:44 PM |
Don't take any woodwn nickels.
by Anonymous | reply 401 | March 21, 2018 8:53 PM |
It’s the same Southern pride that kept me from becoming a dancer.
by Anonymous | reply 402 | March 21, 2018 9:31 PM |
It's good to be mayor.
by Anonymous | reply 403 | April 30, 2018 3:51 AM |
Rose Nylund, I'd know you anywhere!
by Anonymous | reply 404 | May 2, 2018 11:50 PM |
Heidi Ho!
by Anonymous | reply 405 | August 11, 2018 2:19 AM |
^... wears a mini-dress in court.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | August 11, 2018 2:20 AM |
Ohhh...it does look a little like John Forsythe (naked in a pool of honey), doesn't it.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | August 11, 2018 5:30 AM |
Adios, Teach.
by Anonymous | reply 408 | November 6, 2018 4:09 AM |
Blanche to herself: “ And to think I could have been Mrs. Andy Rooney.”
Blanche to Dorothy: “Strictly between us, Dirk is nearly five years younger than me.”
Dorothy to Blanche: “In what Blanche, dog years?”
Rose when touring a birthing center: “This place makes me want to run out and get pregnant.”
Dorothy to Sophia: “Did you sleep with Fernando?” Sophia: “A little.”
Sophia to Dorothy: “Jealous is an ugly thing, Dorothy and so are you in anything backless.”
by Anonymous | reply 409 | November 6, 2018 4:44 AM |
GUEST CHARACTERS ONLY!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 410 | November 6, 2018 5:13 AM |
Make it $150. Each.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | November 6, 2018 9:58 PM |
Amd thank YOU for takin' care of dat Shell-lee Long! I'm tired of dat thin, uppity white woman, too.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | December 12, 2018 3:25 AM |
[quote]Don't explain, Rose. I used to live with a couple of bitches myself.
Guest character line? Like "hootenanny", this one is marginal. But I'll accept it - unlike "salami".
by Anonymous | reply 413 | December 12, 2018 3:29 AM |
"May the bags under your eyes get so big that your head falls into them!"
by Anonymous | reply 414 | December 12, 2018 3:36 AM |
I want to see Tequila Sunrise. I hear Mel Gibson takes his shirt off a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 415 | December 12, 2018 5:15 AM |
R414 Angela was so annoying and not funny. I think the producers really thought they had a coup by bringing Nancy Walker in but those were some of the weakest episodes of the time.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | December 12, 2018 6:26 AM |
While Angela wasn't funny. That little fight with putting curses on each other was funny.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | December 12, 2018 6:34 AM |
The air is free. Might as well have a big honker and suck up as muh as you can!
by Anonymous | reply 418 | December 12, 2018 2:08 PM |
This. Ain't. Cheers.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | December 13, 2018 1:40 AM |
Get the fuck out of here before I ship your old ass back to Sicily.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | December 13, 2018 3:39 PM |
Bugs-uh make you hot?
by Anonymous | reply 421 | December 14, 2018 12:16 AM |
I heard about you and Blanche.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | December 14, 2018 3:36 PM |
Hi cupcake. It's time to play connect the freckles!
by Anonymous | reply 423 | December 15, 2018 12:07 AM |
I just remind her that Mommy is right off stage with a big bucket of baking soda.
by Anonymous | reply 424 | December 15, 2018 12:25 AM |
I get to push the plunger 'cause it's my birthday!
by Anonymous | reply 425 | December 17, 2018 1:01 AM |
I can post in this browser, but not another. Something I wrote pissed someone off? Fuck all y'alls.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | December 21, 2018 5:54 PM |
Rose, why are you so goddamned stupid? Rose: "Because I'm from fucking St. Olaf, Minnesota!"
by Anonymous | reply 427 | December 22, 2018 7:02 PM |
blanche, i bet your pussy is full of red warts.
by Anonymous | reply 428 | December 23, 2018 10:22 PM |
Sofia, why are you such a mean old cunt?
by Anonymous | reply 429 | December 24, 2018 10:57 AM |
Jackie O and Brooke Shields will star together in a Broadway musical...
by Anonymous | reply 430 | February 9, 2019 6:34 PM |
You're gonna meet some great gals.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | June 25, 2019 6:08 AM |
When a gay railway clerk mutters at Dorothy, "Some big pots belong on the back burner."
My whole family doubled up laughing.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | January 29, 2021 5:02 AM |
“Your honor I’m a a legitimate member of the bar, I can show you my credentials...” (pulls out sequence of clown gear)
by Anonymous | reply 433 | January 29, 2021 6:55 AM |