Neil Chadwick: the most white bread guy to ever spread mayo?

Another smile. He can't help it.

Then and now:

[quote] chadwick_neilIt took a lot for me to post a picture from my teenage years. Not many exist. It's crazy how much of a difference 10 years can make (15 to 25). You should never tease or judge someone because of the clothes they wear, or the way they look. HS was rough for me, but it did make me stronger. Puberty works in funny ways haha 😂😂 Some of us just hit it later than others. 😉 Anyways, enjoy the chuckle.... I know I did. 😚 #puberty #pubertychallenge #change #selfie #me #gay #gayguy #instagay #gaymilitary #gayman #instagood #instagram

Nice looking, average guy. Not as hot in the candid pics as he is in the posed and filtered ones.

Awwwwwwwww. Kitty.

[quote] chadwick_neilHappy New Year from 😽Leo😽 and I. 😙😙 #gay #instagay #instagood #kitty #cat

Lights up the world with his smile.

Toilet selfie?

Fatigued?

Legs

Gay toes me

Serious for once

Back to that radiant smile.

Has major BDF.

Cutie

I didn't know Hunter Parrish was in the Army.

Last for tonight. Shirtless with a hideous tattoo marring his otherwise, lovely hairless chest.

Every picture is a carbon copy. He's perfected his look to an eerie extent. He's cute though... very Mickey Mouse Club. Nice gams.

Nice lips.

Who the fuck?

I won't know until I see his nipples.

Chic-Let® teefs.

Who the fuk is this guy?

For R18

For r19

Why does he draw cartoon eyelashes on the sides of his eyes in each photo? Someone take away his mascara.

Veneer city

Cute. And looks hotter in uniform.

He looks goofy as fuck. And blondes don't age well so this is him at his peak.

Love the sexy sticky out ears and lips. I would remove the teef to enable better cock access, and the godawful tattoo so my eyes don't bleed.

NEXT!

I don't like this expression on anyone. It's too common on Instagram especially among women.

He's fun

[quote] He's fun

How do you know this?

That was an observation about what he's putting out there.

Nothing more...

Perhaps I should have said:

I have fun looking at his posts

WTF does "spread mayo" mean?

It just means that it's something white and tasteless (mayonnaise) upon something else white and tasteless (white bread). In other words, he appears very bland, inoffensive and anodyne. Dull.

His mommy:

If he were any whiter, he'd be snow.

He makes Josh Dallas look like Taye Diggs.

He's the honkiest honky who ever honkied.

AIKC, is that you at R34?

Who is this person and why is OP foisting him on us?

"Hi, I'm Elder Chadwick and this is Elder Othermormonguy. Do you have a moment to talk? No? Maybe some other time. We'll leave some pamphlets..."

Is he a gay?

Yes, R38. He labels almost every post with gay, instagay, gaymilitary, gayguy, etc.

Cute sense of humor.

Does EVERYBODY have to have veneers? Really? EVERYBODY? Shit.

All-American goodness!

His favorite bread is Wonder Bread.

Another very thinly-veiled. "We hate white people" thread.

At least I know to put OP asswipe on Ignore now.

Poor R44, after years of making racist jokes with his white buddies at the gym and putting "No blacks, Asians, Hispanics" on his craiglist ads and Grindr profile, now has to put up with jokes about his race. Anyone have any salve for R44's butthurt?

You probably won't read this, R44, and not that it matters, but I happen to be white. I think he's very cute, but I just find his utter plainness and smiling, Moddle American "aw shucks" look endearing.

Won't someone think of the white people?!

Shirtless.

Yet another random Instagram guy who apparently warranted his own thread.

Those lips look like they'd be hours of nibbling fun.

Those nostrils tho

Why do guys crop out their nips? That's the money shot for me. I need to see if they are big, small, pointy, flat, hard.

Oh, joy.

Yet another self-absorbed instawhore, desperate for attention.

As if there weren't one million others like him online already.

Hancock + Wood

Oh, the irony of this photo.

I wonder if he realizes that he has posted one same pic, after another, after another, after another, after another.

There's nothing but his face in the same pose for like 100+ pictures.

Fucking hell.

Needs some ass shots to spice things up.

He's adorable. I love that he's both a soldier and a dewy-faced twink who posts Drag Race memes.

Beautiful

Getting some sun.

You could fit a tennis ball in his nostrils 🐽

[quote] You could fit a tennis ball in his nostrils 🐽

Just the one, dear?

Oh, he's gay. That why this site is harassing him. I was wondering why. Carry on. Mocking gays is good.

No one cares about these nonentities.

BLOCKED.

R63 has stated her boundaries!!!!

He's ready for cake by the ocean.

Cute as a bug. The tat is unfortunate. Much, much better if he doesn't get any more.

True, R66. He shouldn't have any.

Tattoos are EVERYTHING

Is it too late for him to get different veneers? The ones he has now look ridiculous (although I'm sure they're convenient for those times he has to eat an apple through a chainlink fence).

Fuck this ugly, f-ggot veteran!

[quote](although I'm sure they're convenient for those times he has to eat an apple through a chainlink fence).

Tied up.

I only met one person in life who had veneers,and not only did they look like chiclets stuck in his mouth,he had to get them removed because his teeth were rotting behind them.

You see, it's how you are educated R32 …mayonnaise is not tasteless, it cannot be when made with oil, egg yolk, lemon, vinegar, often with other herbs and spices.

Homogenized midwesterner. Even the inbred Amish and Old Order Mennonites in the United States manage to turn out a looker or two. Yes, he is cute, quite so, but the tat is unfortunate. Worse, think about it …. a sad little guy, possibly lonely all his life, now pushing photos on Instagram, having a life that satisfies him. He feels he has come into his own, "selling" a look that many now covet. He has a purpose to "be himself."

R75, I think you're reading far too much into him. He seems to be a very simple guy and inoffensive (except for the tattoo).

[quote]a sad little guy,

Those homosexual vets. Smh.

I love this site and how it crucifies gay men. It despises gay men. I love it.

Oh, wait..it despises "attention whores". But, I can read between the lines. I like it. Gay men were made to be despised.

Ugh yeah super cute, but the selfie monotony really sticks out. It makes me think that the majority of his guests might be...short term, not uncommon for a gorgeous twink. As a health worker, I'm sure he's probably staying safe.

I like the tone of his non-selfie posts though; they're pretty funny. I hope he gets more friends and more opportunities to take pictures of other things & people.

Who is this person? Was he just plucked out of social media because he's gay to be made fun of? He's gay, so...is that the reason?

Gorgeous handwriting.

A sane voice, R76

Short video.

[quote] Just finished my time by the pool... I'm olive now. Bahaha

Cute.

Smile vid. Just a little warm. Kum and go.

With his cat. Of course.

Glasses.

I don't like the facial hair.

Not a fan of the facial hair for some reason...

He needs to stop flaring his nostrils, does he think that's cute or something?

Perhaps his nostrils are just shaped that way, R90?

white people are coming back into fashion

I think he is cute/hot and apparently so do scammers. Found this thread after I saw his profile on a gay dating site so did a little searching. Scammers love to use photos from hot US service members I guess that is how they can explain not being in the US. Now I don't know if the dating profile is him or a scammer, oh well he is too hot for me anyway.

Wonder why he deleted the gram.

Thought I would post this since someone up thread was complaining about no nipple photos.

Is this the same guy?

Yeah, that's him. His lips are luscious.

ISHC