Joe Alwyn

Reminds me of Ben Hardy

Does he have a movie coming out soon? What Taylor helping him promote?

He looks like Owen Jones. Or rather, like someone who would play Owen Jones in a Hollywood movie.

R3 hahaha. I see it now.

Always nice to learn about new cute gay guys

Is he autistic?

He resembles her brother which is a little weird.

It's not my fault I don't know who Alwyn is. It's Ang Lee's. He can't seem to make a popular movie anymore.

This is weird; he looks like he could be her twin brother. She must really be a narcissist...

He looked really good in that Billy Lynn movie and conveyed a lot of emotion with little to no dialogue. Hopefully his other projects will be more successful.

He looks old for a 26 yo, must be this biritsh DNA.

[quote]Is he autistic?

lol why?

I'm sure he'd look good naked.

Technically, she is a beard. He is a merkin.

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He might as well declare himself gay now

[quote]The story is he has never had a gf before, girls threw themselves at him at Uni with no success because "he is so married to his work".

Even AAAAH would nevah de-spoil mah fine reputation with that most tired of clichés.

He'll be more attractive in his thirties.

He was adorable in that Ang Lee movie. Good actor, too.

No girlfriends but tons of secret boyfriends

Bump.

Oh look I guess he's still "dating" Taylor

This guy thinks he will get famous and it'll help his career to be with this stanky assed bitch. But he will fast become an object of ridicule, another punchline, a joke. He will only be known as another beard for Taylor.

Did he not see what a "relationship" with Swift did for Hiddlston's career? Why does he think it will end differently for him?

Alwin is at the bottom of the casting list, it can only help him.

Hiddles was already famous by himself, Taylor couldn't bring him anything he already didn't have.

AWG alert! Fucking awg alert! Can't she get a hot beard? holy fuck he's average

This is the best she can do after the Hiddleston debacle of last summer.

He looks like a child. God, Taylor has horrible taste in beards

Welp, he's gay.

Of course he is, he's with Taylor Swift.

He queer, taylor should come out and say she loves to slurp pussy juice.

Taylor Swift is a cunt, now and always.

Always remember that.

I can lend him my "I love TS" shirt.

You bitchez have no idea how desperate TS was. She and her publicists and her marketing team have been reviewing candidates for months to make sure she can still maintain her image. I almost feel sorry for this kid. He must have poor representation to think this is a good idea. Either that or she made him an offer ($$$) he couldn't refuse.

Well, it does give him international recognition. Good for landing some American acting roles.

What I don't get is, why does Swift always have to have a boyfriend? Why is this so important to her? Can't this woman ever be single?

I had a neighbor who wanted to get married and start a family. She signed up for various dating sites, and she went out on tons of dates, non stop. This went on for about three or four months, and then she met someone who she really liked. She started dating him exclusively. Within a few years, they were engaged, and are now, still married.

If Taylor was really trying to find "the" one, then I think she would have gone a similar route. Instead, she gets into these serial "relationships", that are short lived, and never amount to anything.

Is this the only way that she can drum up publicity? Wtf is this? JFC, she even dated that Kennedy kid while he was still in high school. What adult with a HUGE and successful music career, dates a fucking 12th grader?

This chick is fucking nuts.

R36 or she's just a power hungry dyke. It does not take a paragraph to figure this out.

Cazwell seen Beyoncé at Burger King. I wonder where he seen Taylor? Or one of her boyfriends?

He looks better in other pictures, but those eye bags at OP don't bode well for the future....and this is before his career hits the post-Swift wall.

Just look at Hiddleston now:

Has TayTay ever dated anyone not white?

I hope her next beard is some Latino cholo or a Samoan.

Never gonna happen.

Taylor always seems to have the same type in women, but one of her exes was a white jewish woman.

The staged intimacy. So life-like.

Taylor Swift is like Tom Cruise, without the Scientology and Oprah Couch baggage.

Taylor Swift is a cunt.

Never, ever forget that.

She grabs men like she is collecting Ken Dolls. I wish I had her evil powers. I would grab men like her too.

Imagine going to all that trouble only to generate the same tired old negative chemistry with your latest 'beau.' It's Clooneyesque.

Fucking hell the delusion in this thread. Back to tumblr all of you Taylor is not gay nor is this guy.

Taylor is a lez.

R49 I know for a fact she was banging multiple NHL players around 2013-14. Her relationships are for show but she is straight.

Maybe he can teach her how to finally suck dick decently

I think you're lost R48

R52 nope i'm right where I should be, it's anybody who actually believes Swift is anything but the straightest of straight girls who needs to leave back to tumblr. How broken must your gaydar be to think this girl is a lezzer lol.

Welcome to Datalounge Taylor r53!

What do the lezzies think about this? has anyone has the lesbians?

R55 Most lesbians know Taylor is straight and it's ridiculous to suggest otherwise except for the babydykes on tumblr and Lchat who don't have a working gaydar and think their shipping fantasies are reality.

Taylor may be straight, or she may not be straight.

One thing is for sure though, she is a cunt.

Starts dating Taylor Swift, and just like that he is starring in THREE Oscar 2019 contenders. Smart career move.