Nolan Gould Nude??? *Investigators Required* :0

Gould is a Jewish name, so one would have to assume that he would be circumsized.

There, problem solved.

Not him.

R1 Oh wow, didn't even think of that. Yeah, probably rules him out completely.

As far as I know Nolan isn't Jewish, in spite of his surname.

Did Nolan have a bar mitzvah?

He's not Jewish

I don't think he has a happy trail though from the shirtless photos out there.

Seems like he does

That is one ugly but big dick at the OP.

Shouldn't that guy (whoever he is) do something about his phimosis?

Well, put it this way...if a news story comes out in the coming days about Nolan's nudes leaking due to some jilted ex or whatever, you guys saw it here first. LOL. If it isn't him, my apologies.

R5 - That article doesn't claim he's not Jewish, just that he has English, French and German ancestry. That doesn't eliminate him being a German Jew. And, in 1998, the majority of AMERICAN born boys were still being mutilated, regardless of religious/ethnicity. I doubt that is him in the picture.

I cannot handle looking at the erect penis of someone BORN in 1998.

The photo does look a little like him.

Ewww, a child.

That's a firm dick.

Perfectly uncut, whoever it is.

His penis is perfectly intact.

Hot young body and cock, whoever it belongs to.

If you like that kind of thing.......

While it is true that a lot of American Jews have Gould as a last name, it isn't actually a "Jewish" name. Its origin is actually thought to be Anglo-Saxon, which means it might have an even older Norse/Danish origin. Many Jews from Central and Eastern Europe had Yiddish names when they came through Ellis Island and were given new last names by the immigration agents.

The most identifiable thing on his chest is the mole under his left nipple...unfortunately that part of the nude photo is too fuzzy to see if it's there or not.

If it's not him, then who is it?

Can someone just ask him if this is one of his nudes?

[quote]Ewww, a child.

A child with an eight-inch dick and a treasure trail? You're an idiot, r14.

that someone could also ask Mr. Gould to present hole and cum shots.

R21 Is this what you mean? I circled what I see in the obvious pic of Nolan and then circled what I believe is the same mark (hard to see for sure though) in the nude pic. Am i just seeing things?

Hmmm, interesting development...

It's not a very attractive dick, but it is huge. I'm not sure the hands match his, though. The nude pic hands are thick and veiny. He has big hands, but not veiny.

Why would someone in his position - and as smart as he is - take a nude erection pic at 18?

have you spent much time around 18 year olds? plus he's gay. right?

Why not, r29? As long as his face isn't in it, there's no way it could come back to haunt him.

That said, I don't really see why we should believe this picture is Nolan just because some random guy claims it's him..

Is it really that "huge" or a camera angle ? It does look thick but huge?

I'm still shocked he's not Jewish. Just look at him.

My mind hasn't been this blown since I found out Jason Biggs wasn't really Jewish either.

The belly button matches.

This is worthy of more investigation.

I wonder who's tasting that these days, now that he's available?

Hmm.

Probably a really good fake. I agree that the little mark below his chest is there and the stomach is similar but it would be easy to place the mark there and many guys are built similar to Nolan with the same skin tone and all. If we get official word that Nolan's nudes leaked, I'll be first to come in here and clap that we all saw it first. But for now, gonna say its not him.

Where will we get official word? Variety? WaPo? Le Monde?

Le Monde diplomatique, r39.

He gained 25 lbs?

OMG. And he still can't figure out what to do with that hair...

What is with this "huge" business?

Are you millennials so full of estrogen and lethargy that an average-sized cock (in terms of the world before the perma-fetus became the norm for our species) is "huge" to you?

(Good for you, Jason!)

How did he get such instant bloat???

Joey. Lawrence. Looks. Ridiculous.

The hair. The plastique. The "beard".

Yeesh, Corbin Bleu is looking rough

Nolan found the booze and the boys...beer gut.

R28, when we skinny, veiny-handed guys get hot (from exercise or on a hot, humid day), the veins on our arms and hands bulge. When our body temperature drops, our veins recede. Happens to me all the time. Been that way all my life.

So one picture without apparent bulging veins doesn't mean that a person will never have bulging veins.

Also, from looking at the pics at R26, I'd say the belly button matches.

Do we know for sure that he's gay? What evidence is there?

All you have to do is look at him and listen to him talk R50

That dick is fucking hideous

Same odd belly button and slight treasure trail.

The things I'd do to that dick. Hot things, naughty things.

Big dick & small balls.

He puts his dick into women's pussys. Straight. Sorry fraus.

I want him in me.

And yes, he seems to have that slight indentation just above the belly button.

Read the whole thing, R11 - the article clearly states that he is NOT Jewish (last paragraph)

Veiny hands in the picture at r53.

I wonder if he's bottomed yet?

R9 Not necessarily. More likely he just didn't pull it back since phimosis is rare.

“Okay. So...”.

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Kind of creepy if you think about who Ty Burrell played in Skeleton Twins.

R56...straight? That's hilarious. The kid's been pinging since his voice started changing. He reminds me of Shawn Mendes.

I want him in me.

What’s a Noland Gould?

The true Nolan, not trying to "butch" it up as Luke... even having a femme interviewer can't mask it

Weird, he's getting some creepy joker face whenever he smiles.

He’s a horrible actor, but if it’s him he is quite sexy. Live his thick uncut cock. The only thing that would make him hotter is an outie belly button.

Looks like a European dorm room. Not him, even years later but it’s fun to pretend

He and Ty Burrell make the hottest father/son duo on TV.

Foreskin forever.

Nolan Gould

He stated on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that he has an IQ of 150. During summer 2012, at age 13, he graduated from high school by taking a General Educational Development (GED) test and said he hopes to take online college courses.

150 IQ? How could he not be Jewish?

150 IQ? He's Asian.

He's 20 and only 5 feet tall and has a dick bigger than his body?

I have an IQ of 162 - but I'm not nearly as hot :-(

I knew some Goulds in Catholic school, people who'd be old enough to be his grandparents now.

R26 solved it.