David Archuleta's hole

It's salty

Do DLers think he has ever been rimmed?

R2, why do you think he's always smiling?

Like funeral pertaters, R1

Such a cute little closeted gay boy

His hole is wrecked

It smells better than his foreskin.

do Mormons circumcise?

I wonder if he has any ass hairs yet...

r8 That has been asked with other Mormons and apparently they have no position on it. Some are, some aren't. Someone on another site claimed that they walked in on him in his dressing room. He had just gotten out of the shower and was naked. They said he was uncut.

I picture his hole being dark for some reason, like a tight brown knot.

Has anyone seen his nipples? Aren't areolae the same color as the taint?

Sorry, by taint I meant hole.

I don't think anyone has seen David nude or even shirtless.

Did he happen to take the ice bucket challenge?

I picture it to be quite hairy.

Turns out he did, but even then he wore a black vest underneath. The boy gives nothing away.

I wana lick his hole

He's 26. Virgin, I bet.

David loves the gays

and the gays love his tight hole

The fact that this guy has not come out at this point is a little depressing. I mean, cmon. He's on the far side of his 20s now. The confusion and/or fear period should be long over. And yeah, I get the Mormonism, but there are plenty of out gay Mormons way younger than him. What's his damage?

You won't ever see him shirtless because he has to wear his temple garments (magical underwear) at all times...

He resembles Jon Cryer in R20 photo.

It's like this obviously gay guy in the 21st century is presenting himself as as some Frankie Avalon from the 1950s except even Avalon took his damn shirt off occasionally. It must be a weird reality he lives in. What does this 26 year old man do at night, eat peanut butter sandwiches and watch Disney movies? I wonder if he's ever seen an R rated movie, or uttered a curse word. Christ. I feel sorry for him.

So David has a career?

I wish he'd be a good Mormon like Tyler Glenn and just come out and leave the church

Shit comes out of it just like anyone else's, OP.

you shut your rotten whore mouth R29!!

archie does not do those dirty things!

Also R30, with him being young, he probably lives on a diet of junk food, so it's highly likely his dumps have a very soft consistency that either doesn't wipe away very well, or leaves torn pieces of toilet tissue stuck to the hole, or both. Plus very pungent.

R31 Geez, you know too much about this shit...

lies. Archie has a beautiful, pristine virgin butt that is always clean and fresh

Butt

delicious, R34

Are you guys not aware he has a leaked sex tape?

You do realize that's not actually David, right R36?

You might be interested in the assets on display in this video...

I hope R36 doesn't actually think that's David.

Anyway, is "This Christmas" supposed to be that slow and sensuous?

I bet David Archuleta's hole is always sprinkled with confectioner's sugar.

That's how sweet it must be!

I feel sorry for him. That closet is gonna kill him.

That delicious, tight, wholesome Mormon hole deserves to experience the joy of a man giving him a tongue bath..

Wasn't his dad involved in a sex scandal?

Is there a way to re-post this thread to a Mormon fangirl forum?

I am sure they are wondering the same exact thing.

He's the American version of Justin Bieber only not attractive or as talented or as marketable or likeable or well...he should be the Canadian and Bieber the American.

Who's this guy?

All these feelings inside are keeping him up all night.

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yum.

R46, Archuleta's easily more talented than Bieber in the vocal department. Sure he's not as marketable, but at least he's not fucked in the head... Mormonism notwithstanding.

Archie has a much tighter, sweeter, more delicious hole than BIeber!

David's hole is preferable because it's unsullied. Also, it can perform cures.

It really would be a shame if nobody gets to go inside this guy.

How does this guy eat? Does anyone buy his music anymore?

I assume his demographic doesn't overlap with DL's... at least not for the right reasons. I'm sure he does very well with the Christian crowd.

By right reasons I mean same reasons.

Is Archuleta a white adjacent name?

[quote]His mother is from Honduras and his father is of Spanish–Basque, Danish, Irish, German, and Iroquois descent.

So definitely a dark hole, and probably a smooth hairless body except a small patch of wirey pubes and a few around his taint and hole.

He's getting ready for his summer tour. He's a regional performer, almost exclusively playing in western venues. The furthest east he will be on this tour is St. Louis.

He likes tight pants.

Is this closet case still not out? lol

delicious

I bet he has a nice, warm, tight hole.

Is it spicy?

I doubt Archie's lips have ever tasted anything "spicy"...

He should sell his hole to a rich Arab shiekh.. I bet they would pay millions..

Arabs have big, thick cocks. They'd tear Fetus Archuleta's tiny bunghole wide open.

Grant Gustin hasn't tweeted since January

Wrong thread

r70 Did Gustin get lost in Archie's hole?>!

With his mommy

His hole is tight, hairy and ripe.

When a guy calls a woman "beautiful", he's gay gay gay

[quote]Tonight I got to go to an AMAZING dance tribute to my dear beautiful friend Annie Schmidt at Bountiful High School, Utah. It was so, so good and really touched me. Even though Annie passed away last October, her message to "fill your life with good vibes" continues on. She encouraged me when I was down and helped me learn to believe in myself and look for the good in others (and in myself.) Thank you Annie! We love and miss you! The Bountiful High dance company has 2 more shows this Monday and Tuesday. Please go show some love and support and learn a little more about Annie's legacy!

gay gay gay

I think it smells a little. He probably wipes dry and doesn't bathe afterwards.

It's a delicious, clean Mormon hole. I would eat my morning tea and crumpets off of it.

He has young-old face.

I am not seeing the old part.. he still looks rather boyish.

Let's ask Simon Cowell. You just know that old British queen has had that hole before.

Why not just ask Ryan Seacrest?

Does Archie jerk off? Or is he not allowed to?

It looks like he has a little pecker. The front of his pants is almost flat. I think he is allowed to orgasm as long as it is handsfree, so probably a lot of anal fingering going on.

What is a cemita? Is that what is sometimes called an ookie cookie?

I can get the gross, wholesome-Mormon shtick when he was on Idol and 19 years old, but he's now 26. He's been in the business for years and still perpetuates a eunuch image like he wears footie PJs to bed and watches Nickelodeon. If that's this poor closeted boy's reality, I'm really sad for him.

He was only 16 when he was on American Idol

We were all 16 once. But I didn't have 1000s of girls and 1000s of boys begging to take my virginity.

Thank God mine was long gone before 16 (willfully and with all involved happy and free of crime in our area.)

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Holy shit, he's 26? If he wasn't still scrumptious, he'd be tossed out. He only has 3 years to have twinkful man sex.

David will never grow old. He will just transport to Neverland, aka Mormon planet Kolob.

Surely some Chilean top had his way with him while he was doing his Mormon mission there...

I heard that David doesn't wipe properly.

He's not "fresh" down there.

[quote] Does Archie jerk off? Or is he not allowed to?

No, his father caught him pulling his pud once, and broke his hands with a hammer, and then beat him with his beret.

David never even looked down at his genitals ever again after that.

Didn't the father get arrested at a massage parlor?

David Archuleta's Father Busted For Soliciting Prostitute

David looks "special."

He's a wholesome young man. Leave him alone. Don't corrupt his sweet mind with dirty things.

David has never masturbated in his life!

He will be celibate until marriage, and maybe even after that!!

His bride will manage to get pregnant through immaculate conception

Does daddy still beat him with the black beret?

I heard that daddy Archuleta is worse than the worst stage mom you'd ever want to meet.

He was actually banned from the American Idol set because he was such a nightmare.

R46, Archie has the voice of the proverbial angel. I say this having attended a few of his solo and his AI concerts. TPTB figured David Cook was more marketable. Yeah, okay.

He certainly was a cutie. But watch a YouTube vid of him attempting to carry on a conversation.

Airhead.

Although, airhead with a sweet voice.

lol. I love that a thread about David Archuleta's hole can generate over 100 responses. I hope his agent is taking note of web traffic generated by people discussing Archie's hole.

It's troubling that David may search online and find this thread.

David is not the brightest.. he may think this thread is referring to the water well in his parent's backyard.

[quote]His bride will manage to get pregnant through immaculate conception

SN: Ugh, just watched Patinkin in Sunday at the Park with George. He is divine.

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David presenting hole.

It's interesting. With most stars who try to present a wholesome image, it's often just an act they put in. But with David, from everything I've heard about him, what you see is what you get.

R99, you have no idea what Immaculate Conception refers to, as R106 has pointed out.

The Immaculate Conception is commonly confused with the Virgin Birth of Jesus. The Immaculate Conception deals with the conception of Mary, not that of her son.

The Immaculate Conception, according to the teaching of the Catholic Church, is the conception of the Blessed Virgin Mary free from original sin by virtue of the foreseen merits of her son Jesus Christ. The Catholic Church teaches that Mary was conceived by normal biological means in the womb of her mother, Saint Anne, but God acted upon her soul, keeping it "immaculate".

R111 MARY!

Well there's a difference in English between an immaculate conception (conception without sex) and the Immaculate Conception (a dogma of the Catholic church).

Similarly in French, there's a difference between la Vierge (the Blessed Virgin, Virgo) and une vierge (someone who's never had sex).

I am surprised his dad was such a hotheaded tyrant.

Aren't most Mormons cultishly happy Stepford drones?

[quote]Aren't most Mormons cultishly happy Stepford drones?

That movie was about things being fucked up beneath the glossy surface, so this still fits.

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The weirdest rumor I heard about the relationship between him and his dad was that when he was a teenager his dad thought he was gay so he made David watch straight porn and jack off to it. I don't know if that is to be believed, but if true it would explain why he seems to be turned off to having a girlfriend or having sex with anyone.

This thread is false advertising! I thought Archie was finally presenting Mormon hole!

Sounds like the dad just wanted to watch him jo, R117.

That dad is fucking creepy little troll.

poor archie! ☹️️

R117 That doesn't sound so traumatic--at that age, any porn is hot--unless creepy Daddy was actually in the room. Then I'd be scarred for life.

r121 Supposedly his dad watched him to make sure he complied. So yes it was real creepy.

I can't even imagine David jerking off.

Considering that daddy was also busted for soliciting hookers, that's not surprising.

But it does take his creepiness to another level.

[quote]Well there's a difference in English between an immaculate conception (conception without sex) and the Immaculate Conception (a dogma of the Catholic church).

The term immaculate conception has only one meaning, and certainly the two words together in English refer only to one thing. People mistakenly sometimes think it means something else.

David was conceived in Lupe with original sin.

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sweet hole.

Sweet hole, Archuleta. Sounds like a song title, dunnit?

Well R129, someone actually made a DAVID ARCHULETA (HOLE) song... lol

lol r130

"Up In It All Night"

He's balding.

He has a high forehead. It's noticeable when he combs his hair back, like in Something 'Bout Love

He is adorable.

R132 I want to be all up in it all night. His dancing is awkward.

It confusing why he would be doing that devil dancing. Does the Prophet know about this??

The prophet? Which one? Isaiah?

Muhammad?

We'll never know until he presents it.

He's probably not balding. He seems pretty hairless Due to testosterone levels, ironically, hairy men are allegedly more prone to Male Pattern Baldness but their chests, and even backs, are furry.

I believe it from the guys I've seen nude (friends and sex partners).

Since there are no shirtless pictures that I'm aware of, it is difficult to know how hairy his chest is. There was one picture I saw where he was stretching and his shirt pulled up a it. He did have a small treasure trail.

He has a very clean bussy.

His bussy is fresh--with just a suggestion of grapefruit.

bussy=boy pussy?

r144--indeed, fragrant, fresh, weeky douched. Citrusy.

Dad was always around to make sure Davy kept the D outta his ass and mouth..but dad's not around much anymore yeah?

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David's "Please God make me straight already" song

I'm sorry David but God can't even change the truth that you desire men.

That's the cruel truth. At least you live in 2017 and not 1857 or 1957 when you'd have to hide.

Come out. We already know.

Holy Mary, he is not aging well.

He looks fine at OP. But how long ago was that?

I get the feeling he is 2 steps away from Armond Rizzo territory.

C'mon now. Does this look like the face of a boy who does naughty things?

His teeth sure look dingy in OP's photo of him!

It's always the ones you least expect R153

I'm pretty sure that face has been splooged on more than once.

I don't think so , he's way too repressed for that . He will just marry some poor girl and be miserable .

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it is delicious

Does he have a wild or trimmed bush?

I wanna sniff his bush

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Can't be brown or dark. Look at his red lips. His hole is def pink.

It's Holy Hole.

it is lovely

It's a safe space.

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Chuleta is Spanish for piel chop. So I'm thinking his hole is something that should be served with a generous portion of mint jelly or some apple concoction.

Pork chop*

Some apple sauce on that hole and I'm good for dinner.

If you compare R153's picture to R20's picture, it looks like he went to Hillary Duff's dentist and got a set of Faye Dunaway caps.

I bet Archie's hole tastes like cotton candy or powdered sugar... just like his personality!

Due to his homophobic religion and father, he will probably just fall hopelessly in love with some straight guy who will never reciprocate and then settle into a sexless marriage with a nice Mormon girl. Except for the attempts when the expectation of children becomes an issue. What has to be internalized homophobia will never allow him to be attracted to or fall in love with an actual homosexual.

It's a shame cause if he would just get over it, he'd probably be a lot of sweet fun. Uninhibited he'd probably be a giggly, eager little bottom.

Sad but true .

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Why couldn't he be Fappened !?

We get to see Miley pee and Somebody McWho's pussy , but we can't see this twinky's coin purse !? What the actual fuck? 😠

I swear the world isn't fair sometimes. 😠😡

The type of bubble butt where you really have to spread the cheeks to get to the hole.

That's a bold tweet -- for someone like Archie . Maybe there is still hope for him .

So... no nudes? Shirtless pics?

None of his nudes have ever surfaced. He must keep them pretty secure.

I wonder if David has ever had his hole fingered or rimmed?

I'd like show him the wonders of his hole...

Honestly, with his body, I don't know if I'd want to see his nudes.

What is wrong with his body?

Actually I'll take that back. I don't think he's ever had a shirtless pic posted so I can't really speak for his body.

I'm sure it fits like a glove, OP.

yum

[quote]The type of bubble butt where you really have to spread the cheeks to get to the hole.

Those are fun to rim. Your face is buried in ass.

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David showing off his sexy body, while speaking Ricky Ricardo.

Didn't he leave the music industry after the album failed?

David auditioning for It's a Small World.

[quote]Didn't he leave the music industry after the album failed?

He had left the country to go on his Mormon mission.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Archie presenting hole.

This is why I come here! Anyways, I'm in Vegas in one of the many overpriced autograph stores they have in every casino shopping mall...you know the ones with signed and framed sports jerseys and albums and scripts nicely framed and grossly overpriced, usually in the $1,000-2,000 range. Well this one shop had a bargain bin and I scored me a big, nicely framed autographed album of Archie for $25.00! Now proudly displayed in my guest room. To every guest's horror.

That's so cool, r197.

Is he showing his hole in the photo?

Does Archie fart?

Never, R200. And if he ever were to, it would smell like cupcake sprinkles and lollipops.

R192 He has a new Album out tomorrow . he should come out to get a few headlines for it .

I'll buy his album if he presents hole.

If you believe, his semen reportedly heals cancer, heart disease and even mild anxiety. He is blessed.

If it comes out on CD or vinyl, there'll be a hole in it.

I don't care about his hole, but he has the voice of an angel. His Christmas album is one of my favorites.

R204 If I get it in my eyes will it correct my vision?

.....

Inching his way out of the closet, perhaps?

R208 Although nice, what he says is not true. Read this from Taylor, he grew up Mormon.

[quote]Boy is this headline misleading. After reading the "new section", I have had ENOUGH. The church says you can be "both" as long as you basically- AREN'T GAY. As suicide rates climb especially in Utah, I am so tired of the continual damage done by the LDS Church through guidelines for "Same Sex Attracted", "challenged" members who can still practice as long as they "don't act on it." -A gay person should not have to be deprived of companionship or intimacy to qualify for God's love. What is that elitist attitude? -You CAN find greater spiritual strength and proximity to God by loving yourself as you are, and someone who happens to have your same anatomy. I have found more peace and joy than ever when I was a practicing Mormon, just being me and loving another human. -"Men are that they might have joy" should clue in the church leaders on the depression and sadness gay members spiral into as they are continually told that what they feel to be MAINTAINABLE and NORMAL for them is a sin if acted on that could separate them from a potential after life with their families forever. IT IS MY GREATEST HOPE that young gays see through this bigot based, exclusive, made up "God said so" bull shit and know that you can be one with God and love another person of your choosing. I also hope the LDS church one day takes responsibility for the blood on their hands, and for what they are doing to the minds and hearts of Mormon gays old and young. Just tell me this, if it's such a beautiful and righteous thing you're preaching- WHY DOES IT CREATE SO MUCH DEATH, DEPRESSION AND SORROW? That is not God my friends. That is not love. That's is NOT Christ's example. That is hate. God help the LDS church, or rather, enlighten them.

Girlfriend is looking old in the pic @ R208

R211=Bryan Singer

I love gay-friendly (or secretly gay) Archie!

David is straight just look at his set list:

1) Bridge over Troubled Water

2) God Bless America

3) Judy Garland tribute medley

4) I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing

David talks a little like the character in the TV show The Good Doctor. I wonder if he too knows how to do surgery.

[quote] Girlfriend is looking old in the pic

I agree.

26 is ANCIENT!

I think that David looks fantastic at R208.

He's looking more mature, and also lost the baby fat.

So David's virginal hole is "hole-y?"

Do you guys think Archie has googled his name and read this thread?

"Archie" looks like he just got off the short bus at R219.

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If Archuleta were to become a big ol' latter-day slut, I'd still appreciate him. Maybe more.

What a stupid fucking question. It's ugly, just like every other as whole in the world. Jesus H. Christ.

David sitting on the toilet talking about his new album out today.

He’s a fucking Mormon? There goes my hardon. A closet case is one thing, but a grown man who believes in that crap needs the type of help that good dick can’t fix.

" 'Postcards in the Sky' is OUT today!!!"

Now when is he...???

Whenever I hear about Mormon boys, my mind immediately goes to those Mormon Boys porn vids. When is Archie gonna do one??

Is David a vagina virgin?

He looks like an everything virgin.

[quote]Whenever I hear about Mormon boys, my mind immediately goes to those Mormon Boys porn vids. When is Archie gonna do one??

Audition photo

[quote]When is Archie gonna do one??

Haven't you heard? He's going to bottom for Mitt Romney in their new release.

so adorabble

Why is he still single? Aren't Mormons supposed to be marrried and have like 5 kids by 26?

R232 Girls are icky

We may never get to see David Archuleta's, but one can see Adam Archuleta's hole, if one knows where to look.

Would any of you even have sex with him? He’s so cute and adorable, with that charming little bro smile. I’d probably end up losing my erection.

When does David's voice change?

Have Archie's balls even dropped yet?

I'm assuming David would give ferocious oral.

Does he have a hairy bush?

David's new album is like pure saccharine. Mormon house frau's will love it.

Any hole updates?

Still virgin

I so want to boink him.

is he still around? I have not heard a thing about him in years. yes, he's very cute. has he come out yet?

One would feel the radiant heat when David opens his Honduran he-pussy.

I wonder if David's hole is as hot as Adam's?

"Oh, I'm not fucking him; I'm just helping him with his vibrato."

His hole is still as dewy and fresh as a Rocky Mountain meadow in spring.

He has a big voice, so maybe a big throat, with plenty of usable space.

Archie's hole is quivering for BBC

He posted a silly IG story in his hotel room, prob waiting for his top to cum over.

This is why I love this place.

Only on DL does a thread about David Archuleta's butthole reach over 250 posts.

Delicious topics usually do...

He's looking hot AF. He's going to make some guy very happy someday.

his hole tastes like butterscotch

Butterscotch with candy sprinkles on top.

What is it going to take for him to ditch the moron church and come out ?

I'll bet he has a smooth, hairless fat ass.

In the IG note Archie thanks "everyone who came!".

Don't worry, sweetie. I came.

Cum inside my ass-parlour said the Archuleta to the Flyover.

This is my favorite thread title ever!!

One nice thing about David is that it's not necessarily culturally insensitive to give him a dirty sanchez.

Archie should bottle his crack sweat and sell it on ebay

Surely someone has taken a stealth photo of David's hole by now?

I've been hugged by David for a photo, so I was only a foot or so away from his hole. Looking at his crotch while he was on stage, I could see he dressed right.

Just use your imagination

Gurl, please.

R267, who?

R268, he's a new DL fave thanks to his pretty face and his butthole, which has filled a thread.

Bonner's bung is experienced. Our David's ditch is untouched and sweet.

R264 For the right price they might be "accidently" leaked.

Davy is saving himself for a Goliath goring from the cock of Jesus himself.

R272 yeah, Some Puerto Rican named Jesus Ramirez.

David's hole.

How is David's hole HOLEding up?

Does David Masturbate? That's an official no-no for Mormons.

Guaranteed he not only masturbates but licks his cum off his hand, pretending it came from a beautiful man.

He pretends it is Jesus' holy seed

Is the fascination with his hole more a function of his looks, or the fact that he's probably a virgin?

currently his hole is still proudly Mormon.

[QUOTE]Ummm, you’re a platinum-selling pop singer — surely you’ve got something epic going on.

[QUOTE]“Not really, other than my haircut!” he added with a laugh. “I usually just stay home. My sisters show me anime, ’cause they’re big fans of anime. So they’re like, ‘Watch this one!’ They always show me really good ones. So that’s usually the thing.”

I stayed in the house a lot too when I was in the closet. Poor guy. Spending the prime years of his life alone because he doesn’t want to fall in love with a man.

That interview made me sad. David, enjoy life while you're still relatively young!

😞

is David's hole squeekey clean?

I'd lick his shitter.

Maybe he has low T and it has affected his sexual urges. He's going to be long-time bachelor.

His hole needs to get rimmed!

[QUOTE]Maybe he has low T and it has affected his sexual urges.

His testosterone levels look fine. And his sex drive is probably healthy, as his internet provider can attest from all the gay porn he watches with his bedroom door locked like a teenager.

I can't see David ever watching porn . He comes across as sexless and stunted

There's some shameful secret He's in love with his dad, probably.

This week I gave thanks for David's hole and the hope it inspires.

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do you think our Archie has ever been fingered?

At Christmastime I always play David singing O Hole Night.

Here is Archie singing "O Hole-y Night"

He also implores you to "fall on your knees here."

I feel sorry for him. He's clearly a teen closet queen at 26.

Does DL suspect that David's hole has ever been groped by Simon Cowell?

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When you try to sing all the parts... to your own song. I tried. 😂 shoutout to @trippplechins who did the original. I don't know if anyone can top her rendition.

He needs to go to Europe and get gang banged.

Rumor has it David will be the next celebrity to go the way of Spacey and Weinstein

Merry Christmas.

Will Adam Archuleta's hole suffice?

R217, David looks jaded in r208. World-weary. Sparkless.

R304, is that David's brother?

No, it's a Bel Ami model.

Does DL suspect how many times Archie jerks off in a day?

And do you guys think he has read this thread?

The Mormon church is against masturbation and David's too trapped in it.

Donny Osmond is Mormon and he admitted to Howard Stern that he masturbated before he got married. Most Mormons masturbate at some point though secretly. If David isn't he either is asexual or has a lot of wet dreams.

There's a petition circulating in the Mormon Church to stop the Bishops of the church about asking their members about sex and masturbation.

[quote]David looks jaded in R208. World-weary. Sparkless.

The closet tends to do that, especially when combined with religious guilt over your sexuality. He was really good on AI, and could have gone further save for Papa A. and the Mormons.

Poor David Archuleta's hole.

Has Archie ever explored his own hole?

I'm coming to the conclusion that David still doesn't know where babies come from or what sex even is.

The Mormon Church has him completely neutered .

Did Archie's hole survive the Russian hostile takeover of DL or was it ravaged by some Russian brute?

His stomach survived a Poutine attack

The real question is how old was David the last time Daddy Archuleta administered a good, hard, over-the-knee, bare bottom spanking/paddling? 14? 15? Older?

Did David squirm, squeal, and cry? Did his little dick get hard as it rubbed against the fabric of Daddy's slacks?

R319, it was Tuesday.

Yay! Archie's virginal hole survived the Russian attack... intact!

He has a foreskin. Foreskins are not wholesome.

Do Mormons circumcise?

Who in the fuck would want to know? Who in the hell is interested? To those gushing gay fans, that straight laced Mormon wouldn’t let you need his ass.

^^ Bitch, please! Are you new here? Do you know how fucking dead this place would be if DL didn't sexually objectify all sorts of male D-Listers?

And what is "needing" his ass? Is that a new lingo for fingering?

I think it's how you need dough. Like when you need dough for pizza or bread because you wouldn't have anything without it.

Having fucked tons of Latino twinks in my time, I can describe to you:

Smooth chest. Huge, black hairy bush. Hair along the inside of the asscrack.

Probably he looks like this nude:

[quote] Do Mormons circumcise?

They do in Utah.

I'd lick his shitter!

YUM

Some of the sexiest and hottest guys on the planet are Latino/Hispanic/Mexican young guys.

David's hole is a safe space!

OMG, somebody totally made a music video about David's hole!! Which one of you DL bitches made this?

This thread is useless without David hole pics

If they exist, someone needs to find them

R328 is totally how I picture his body and dick. I bet it’s a spot on representation.

A bit too muscly I think

You can see Archie’s got some muscle tone in R283. He’s got a lot of free time to work out.

I second R337. Archie totally looks like R328.

The sad thing is that the world may never know...

Supposedly a few years ago people were comparing actor Christian Antidormi to David

I WANT to sprinkle a light dusting of confectioners sugar over his hole and eat it like a dessert!!!

i'd eat a candy cane out of Archie's stink wrinkle

Maybe this:

does Archie wear footie pajamas?

yep, R345. It's a onesie, too

Has anyone read David's memoir?

Does he mention his hole or jerking off in the book, R347?

Jesus is rubbing one out on the pics

If we had a gay president, Davey's hole would have been declared a protected national monument by now.

That book is obviously full of shit, R347.

R319 The real question is, when David is squirming and kicking, does Daddy Archuleta ever catch a glimpse of the elusive hole?

Several years ago, when I first discovered DL, there was a thread on David Archuleta, and a poster wittily added, “I’d love to plow that big Honduran ass!” I immediately bookmarked the site on my phone, and have loved it ever since!

Poor David must have been startled by drunk Paula!

did paula rape him with her cock?

Paula was really shitfaced in that clip.

r356 a regular day for her then

LOL, R57!

David and another bottom singing "O Hole-y Night"

WHO?

I want to feature his hole as the centerpiece of my holiday greeting card, perhaps surrounded by a tasteful wreath.

bossy bottom

David's hole wants to wish you all a Merry Christmas!

All Davy's holy hole wants this Xmas is some dong gravy from a myraid of different cocks-- Turkish, Swedish, African, Native, Jamaican and of course Korean!

Just wanna wish Davy's hole an early Happy New Year. May you be pounded hard and often in 2018.

How could everyone just forget David's 27th birthday back on the 28th?

Is it completely hairless?

His hole is almost 30, at which point it will become invisible.

I'm almost beginning to think his hole doesn't exist.

He's wasted another year of desirability. Girl needs to start putting her booty to work. That half Honduran hole isn't going to stay fresh forever.

New year, new hole

I'm a long-time fan (until his voice was unnecessarily auto-tuned to ruin his Christmas CD), but now I think he's morphing into Tony Shaloub.

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Will he ever snap out of his mormon indoctrination ?

Why are we still talking about this hole when I’ve given you what you really want?

R375, who?

r375 Shut your moist hole!

His hole is mourning the death of his Mormon prophet .

Once his hole is more experienced, a punch fucking session with Señor Wences' Johnny would be kind of hot.

His hole is pure and untouched. I bet it taste like beauty, harmony and friendship.

Not doubting he’s gay but what evidence is there to suggest he is? Just curious.

I spent the bomb cyclone deep inside archy's warm, inviting hole

R381 He's 27 years old and never had a girlfriend

He's also Mormon

I have an inviting hole too but no one remembers me

is it hairless?

One or two wiry black hairs around the perimeter, R386

Back off, homosexuals! David's hole is a sacred space and none of you will ever get at it!

I make sure he washes it with Mormon holy water every night.

Does Archie ever speak about or think about world problems? Politics? He seems so happy go lucky. He must not ever think about those things!

[quote]I make sure he washes it with Mormon holy water every night.

Washes or DOUCHES?

I think David thought he was texting Daddy.

I refuse to hear anymore slander about my boy from you sinful homosexuals!

David is straight as an arrow! I've got proof... here he is with his girlfriend. They're going to get married and have 25 wonderful Mormon babies!

The World: You can't talk that way about our sweet Davey!

DL: Hole my beer.

Is his head photoshopped? R392

Oh, it's a halloween costume

Sorry, Daddy Archuleta. David looks absolutely repulsed by that girl at R392.. like he is leaning as far away as possible to stay away from girl cooties

Awww R395, now I feel bad for what I said at R396.

But damn, that is one hardcore fangirl! Do you think she has read this thread?

R397, she is the OP of this thread.

As cute as he is, I've watched a few of his YouTube vids and he seems like an airhead.

Which is fine with me as my only interest in him is purely sexual.

The value of his intellectual capacity is irrelevant.

Just checking in with David's hole. Is it still pink, puckered, virginal, and sad?

Only Papa Archuleta knows, R400.

I don't know, maybe it's my imagination, but this photo feels like David's watching a Latino male stripper and the stipper is getting ready to flop out super dong and David is not displeased.

David, if you are reading this, no homo.

Those facial lines are starting to get deep. I’m going to have to start ignoring him soon :(

R403 = Kevin Spacey!

I've never understood the joke that circumcision as proof of Judaism. As recently as 2010, 77% of American newborns are circumcised. So, it's the default for majority of people having babies in the USA. I wouldn't cut my son, anymore than than I'd circumcise my daughter.

Isn't archuleta a pork chop in Spanish? Does that mean David has a sweet, hickory flavor?

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[quote]Does that mean David has a sweet, hickory flavor?

He does when I fire up his hind quarters with my hickory switch!

New music

what a cheap looking video.

i don't follow our archy's career, is he a christian singer? He banging that chick?

[quote]He banging that chick?

Perish the thought!

Archie's purity cock ring is testimony that none of Eve's daughters have defiled his manhood.

Poor kid. I waited on him once, during the Idol days, and he tried to order a burger, but his dad wouldn't let him. "You can have a chicken sandwich!" I can't imagine being under a thumb like that.

is he a mexican?

Honduran hybrid.

r385, who is that?

nevermind, but that's photoshopped, right?

Hungry Honduran Hole

R417 -

No, Rose, since Kris Allen's music isn't selling anymore, he's had to turn to amateur porn sites to make money. It was a part of his American Idol contract.

TBH I would love to see Kris Allen getting plowed, and eating a big load.

400+ posts about David Archuleta's tight, pink hole. No matter the issues there is no place like Datalounge on earth.

But he's a Closet Case for the ages.

my prediction for 2018, our sweet Honduran hole will get caught spreading his sweet cheeks trying to get the D a la Clay Aiken and Danny Pintauro

More likely to marry a random Mormon virgin .

If this pic doesn't out him then I don't want to live anymore!

This thread is proof that David should really start pandering towards his gay audience.

If you attend one of his live performances, you see that his fan base is 80% white middle-aged women. Fraus are his bread and butter. His hole has to stay in storage because of them.

so he is giving concerts again?

hope he is sharing that fab voice with the world.

i thought he was abroad doing church work.

His mission ended long ago.

hope he shed that overbearing dad....

be free!!

[quote]If you attend one of his live performances, you see that his fan base is 80% white middle-aged women.

Do they want to mother him or deflower him?

Both, R430

I still LOL at the thought of David or his dad getting a Google Alert about his name and then clicking on this thread.

R432 I think about that a lot with celebrities. It's actually inspired threads before.

I'm sure it happens, R432.

I've seen threads where the celeb or their PR have been posting up a storm.

Archie so innocent and naive that he probably think's we are referring to donut holes.

r424, no, it was the Youtube clip of him voguing that outed him.

[quote]Archie so innocent and naive that he probably think's we are referring to donut holes.

Well, they're both dusted with powdered sugar, so it's easy to get confused.

Frau here. I've heard David Archie in concert several times, with and without his Idol-mates. He has a beautiful tenor. It's too bad for his sake that, like with Clay, he was marketed to my demographic.

Who'll lose their virginity first, David, or Tim Tebow?

Here's a picture.

[quote]Who'll lose their virginity first, David, or Tim Tebow?

They'll lose it simultaneously, to each other.

Maybe if David was as popular as Bieber, we’d have shots by now from the paparazzi of him skinny-dipping and getting into altercations at nightclubs and stuff.

Sadly, I think David is a Never Nude.

David looks like he farts glitter and rainbows.

I bet Archie confesses to the priest (or whatever Mormons have) whenever he has dirty thoughts.

Even when David showers he wears a swim suit.

It's a travesty that Archie did not win American Idol and yet all of these other mediocre singers did.

Is anyone talking about Ruben Studdard or David Cook's holes? I think not!

Trixie will be playing David's hole on RuPaul's drag race snatch game this week

[quote]Is anyone talking about Ruben Studdard or David Cook's holes?

Can anyone even FIND Ruben Studdard's hole?

Yea, David was robbed by that Cook guy.

The question now is who will rob Archie of his hole's virginity?

Well, David may not have won American Idol or may not be touring to huge sellout football stadiums, but he can rest assured, his hole can still fill a Datalounge thread and reach over 8,000 views!

In these times of gun violence and partisan warfare, may Archie's hole remain a safe space for everyone to unite together and enjoy.

His hole is holy.

He's in his late 20's but still looks and acts like a 14 year old.

Uncle Bottom must be in heaven!

Tell me more ...

He's too old for you Bryan

[quote] Is anyone talking about Ruben Studdard or David Cook's holes?

Dear lord, no!

I always wanted to sniff Blake Lewis' undies

PERFECT: Nathan Pacheco & David Archuleta

All that fry sauce is going to his hips and ass.

He still dresses hisself like he’s twelve. He also looks dumb as a brick.

Okay, he doesn't have a Ph.D. from Harvard, but I think he's just naive to the ways of the world. He's been sheltered from so much, I'm guessing.

Maybe he's just a boring dresser. Not everyone has to be a fashion plate.

He's still adorable and sweet. He's going from cute as fuck twink to handsome young man, just like Justin Bieber.

You're the only one who gives a rat's ass about him. I am sure this young man would not find some fat aged old man lusting after him a good thing.

He's never been very bright, but that was always part of his goofball appeal.

Not when he’s 30+ and has gray hair(s), R463. Sorry but David wasted his prime, tight, firm years keeping his hole clean and sanctified for Jesus. Now his delicious cream is nearing its expiration date.

I'm here for u david

jus give me a call...

I miss him

hope he does big tours and is on tv a lot more

stunning voice.

LUV A TOUR OF HIS HOT YOUNG HOLE

David has only a few wisps of hair.

Poor David’s hole. Sad.

R470 like an asian

How are Archie and his hole celebrating St. Paddy's day?

[quote]How are Archie and his hole celebrating St. Paddy's day?

Getting plowed by St. Paddy O'Brian.

david loves to gobble hot fukholes

This is one of my favorite David Archuleta Fakes.

U WIN!!! SO CUTE !!!

Love it R476.

church going buddy eats davids hole out oh yes...

Is he still singing?

"he's so gay his asshole lisps"

david farted last week

he also entertained these guys

Poor, conflicted little closet case.

Time is ticking down, David, for that hole to see some action.

why, is his hole gonna get sewn up?

r485 You mean his hole has a "sell by" date?

His hole is famous all over Chile.

Actually I don't think hole has a "sell by" date.

A friend popped the butt cherry of a co-worker who was late to boy fun. The co-worker was late 30s but my friend said his virgin hole was as tight as a teen's and the guy squealed like a prison bitch being broken in.

I imagine his hole kind of arches like it's smiling :)

R488, what does Chile know about David's hole that we don't?

Nice butt view.

OP, I have seen this thread a million times, but I did not even know who David Archuleta was.

Today I heard his song, "Angels," and I swear it's the most beautiful pop ballad I have ever heard. He is fantastic!

And I would not have dreamt that voice would come out of such a wholesome boyish twink.

Bravo, DL, Bravo!

"This thread represents some of the finest investigate reporting and apolitical commentary available to global audiences today!"

David’s admission on Instagram that he is addicted to pornography, fetishes and abuse, seems like big news. He’s been tainted. I want to know more about his fetishes.

R495, OMG! Me too!

I don’t see any marks on his neck from auto-asphyxiation, so that can probably be ruled out. I could see David as a furry though.

I wonder if he watches gay porn.

r495 So we've switched from his hole to his taint?

He's so naive and innocent he probably thinks eating a banana is a fetish .

Maybe he (GASP!) drank COFFEE!

David's confession made me think of Joan Osborne's One of Us. Still, I believe his hole remains immaculate.

Now I’m thinking he might finger his hole. Hot!

[quote]I’ve lost control to...pornography, fetishes, abuse and being manipulated (It’s a strong emotion that yes you can get addicted to and latch onto craving—even seeking after it)

This is all attributable to a strict religious upbringing with an overly controlling father who used corporal punishment beyond an appropriate age.

These kinds of guys are disastrous for straight girls to date but not necessarily bad for gay guys. As a top with a dominant personality, I think this kind of guy is heaven. They want a "dad" or big brother type to tell them what to do. Whether or not they acknowledge that or even deny it, they almost always fall in line.

Maybe he liked Autoplushophilia or Podophilia or Autagonistophilia or Chronophilia or Forniphilia or Homeovestism or Maschalagnia

Please let's have details re: "pornography, fetishes, abuse and being manipulated". David is doing his usual cockteasing by withholding all the info.

r276 - we now have the answer to if he masturbates. He apparently does and a lot.

Almost everyone else in this photo is shirtless, except Archie...

Someone really needs to get David out of his shell.

Someone check his credit card records for a subscription to MormonBoyz.

Well, in fairness R508, he was an audience member not a performer.

with Shawn Mendes on the verge of coming out, our Archie's buttery hole is all but forgotten

I wish Shawn was on the verge of coming out

Poor hole...

David guest stars on this Scottish folk singer's cd via this absolutely dreamy duet.

You (ok, maybe just me) can hear the gay longing in his aching voice.

^ oh, my.

I always confuse this girl with Ariana Grande and Demi Lovato. How do you tell one from the other?

Peter Hollens is a Mormon.

Ah, so that is the connection.

[quote]david farted last week

Even David's hole has the voice of an angel.

I always pictured Archie's first time going something like this.

I thought we agreed to always refer to David as "David Archuleta, a porn addict, ..."

His hole? .....It’s most likely full of shit.....What? You guys don’t expect him to know about douching do you?

Lest we forget a younger, more innocent David.

Innocent David, before porn took over his life.

Since that post, has David written or said anything to clarify what he wrote?

Simon Cowell probably got him started on porn.

R526 Not really , he wrote another longish essay on mother's day , how his mom taught him to be a man of faith and to be happy with the now and stuff.

[quote]how his mom taught him to be a man of faith and to be happy with the now and stuff.

Teaching her son to believe in and be happy with Mr. Right Now was very forward thinking of Mrs. Archuleta.

David Archuleta has come out of the cupboard

????

they fucking R531 ?

David's hole and Hailey Baldwin are dating

Archuleta strips down for the 10YearsofCrush anniversary.

Really R533

David is taking his hole on the road for a Christmas tour, in connection with the release of a new Christmas album. The article mentions that, "It’s been 10 years since Archuleta competed on season seven of American Idol as a 17-year-old, a decade where he’s grown from a boy to a man."

Speaking of his proclivities, David reveals that, "taking that two-year break to be a missionary helped me gain independence. I was submissive before." So no longer a sub, he goes on to clearly state, "Now I am the master...”

People might have to modify their Archuleta fantasies.

David farted this morning

I picture his hole being angelic, and if you tried rimming him, he would giggle like a goof.

He is so cute, I'm going to see him when he comes to my city.

David is festive in his new Christmas video.

Oh my god can he stop being so wholesome and start being holesome.

Great song and video, way to go, David!

Great song and video, way to go, David!

Great song and video, way to go, David!

Great song and video, way to go, David!

In a parallel universe, David Archuleta is a cumdump.

R536 Another year, another "O Hole-y Night (Fall On Your Knees Mormon Edition)"

Thanks for posting David's Christmas video - I adore it! He seems so exuberant and joyous and wholesome!

Any new gossip ?

David is very autotuned on his Christmas song. I'm getting annoyed. Michael Buble said that people expect it now and so he does it on pop and Christmas albums. But he sings his swing and songbook classics live with an orchestra. Well, that's good and what Streisand pretends to do. She is autotuned all over her recordings since the Diana Krall produced one. But she pretends to sing live vocals with an orchestra. Dumb bitch we can hear you. Some people can actually sing, even Buble. And Kelly Clarkson, Pink, Jessie J, Bruno Mars, Sara Bareilles, John Legend.

Even Archuletta. His voice doesn't need pitch correction and sound compression. But guess what? He's gonna have a mild hit with this Christmas song because of its stealing Mariah tune, his autoned vocal sound, his cute face and our love for his HOLE. It's the best hole with only a little bit of black silky hair around the pink center. A lot like Draven Torres. I fucked them both but David requires much more care. His hole is delicious. Buy the song, his voice is still pretty and the hole is perfect.

is mr. archuleta in a gay relationship?

He's in a relationship with God

[quote]He's in a relationship with God

Is God a top?

R10 I'm sure. People on here used to say that about Bieber. Posters who claimed to have seen him nude and 'confirmed' that he was uncut. Then those nudes came out which proved that he is indeed cut.

That song is ripe for a Gap campaign. Someone alert the Instore Playlist troll

archy's hole is on the way to 600

Do you really think he has an anus? And does he fart? He just looks so sweet and pristine. I can't imagine him doing anything as base as that.

It would be so romantic to wreck his hole.

He just makes me smile. Like a throwback to an innocent era.

r557 I'm pretty sure he has a butt hole, strictly to receive dick. I don't think he's ever farted or shat in his life.

So far it seems nobody has committed to his hole.

He hasn't found the right girl yet, nothing wrong with at his young age.

R561 1) he sounds and looks old now 2) he hasn't found the right "person" yet. He avoided saying girlfriend intentionally for 2 minutes.

I hear he's a gay

He used to seem free and easy, but know I feel like his hole would come with a lot of baggage.

He's a bareback bottom.

with Shawn Mendes' recent revelation that he is in fact "heterosexual", i am hoping that DL's favorite hole follows suit and clarifies his preferences

David is heterosexual too.

His hole is pristine and untouched like a falling snowflake that I try to catch on my tongue.

anyone stuffing David's stocking this christmas?

Interesting sweater, with jingle, I believe a euphemism for the shaking from receiving rapid doggie style anal sex while one’s hair is held.

He's almost 28 but still looks like he's 16.

And still behaves like he’s 16. Sad.

He's obviously lived a very sheltered life.

I thought his Christmas cd would be a hit. The song "It's Christmas Every Day"is so enjoyable.

Instead nothing at all.

I can't believe I've been looking at this thread's headline for over a year and a half!

David with facial scruff.

lol R578 does that qualify as scruff???

Let's get David's hole to 600.

And who rips him a new one ?

It certainly is an important topic.

[579] Okay, how about facial fluff?

He is a little hottie!

Is he out yet? Has he shown hole yet?

I believe there's more than one tribute to Archie buried in the "DL Band Names" threads, but the man himself may still be tortured by "same-sex attraction".

I'd like to know the type of porn he watched; he admitted an addiction.

Almost...there...

R99 You throw around “immaculate conception” as though you know what it means. You don’t.

David settling down before viewing porn.

Picture from 590

R591, lol. Lovely!

Our David is thirst trapping.

We need a new thread, like David Archuleta’s 2nd Hole.

R593 Is that honestly the first time he's been pictured shirtless?

Davie's got a nice bod

His hole is addicted to porn and fetishes.

DA has indulged in internet porn. Was he triggered by this very thread?

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