Legendarily bad sitcom 2 Broke Girls is finally cancelled

Wow! So prayer actually DOES work!

The one where the bitch with the blonde hair wore the same gaudy costume pearl necklace every episode for YEARS?

Good.

I actually thought that this show and the Tim Allen program both had been cancelled a couple of years ago.

Dreadful, dreadful show. It's amazing it lasted this long. Both actresses are awful and had such grating voices, especially the dark haired bitch.

People weren't watching it for the acting, OP.

Whitney Cummings' collapse is complete!

Oh how I hated this show.

Shit show

Our long national nightmare is over.

Oh, thank God! I can't believe it lasted as long as it did. I tried to watch an episode a few years ago and couldn't get through more than 10 minutes. Kat Dennings is the most irritating person on TV.

It was just bearable until it became 2 Broke Girls ( Plus a Louder Kramer with Great Big Boobs )

Now if we could just get that other piece of shit, Big Bang Theory, off the air...

OP, you're being kind, there's ALOT more than two people in this shitshow who can't act

Blonde Leggs and Brunette Tiddays, oh how I'll miss you two.

Isn't it already in syndication though? I remember Whitney bragging about that a few years ago on Howard Stern.

Yup.

I watched this show once and couldn't even make it to the first commercial break. Painfully unfunny.

OK so that's what wrong with me. I think 2BG is hilarious. And yes, I know it's fifty feet below low brow. Sad to see there won't be any more new shows.

It has the loudest laugh tracks I've ever heard. I barely made it through one episode. I tuned in again a year later and it was even worse.

The louder the laugh track, the worse the show.

Contrarian here. I have extremely catholic tastes, high to low and all around the block. I liked this piece of shit. In fact I often thoroughly enjoyed it. I think its middlebrows who can't enjoy vulgar and broad theatre du boulevard.

I like Tyler Perry crap too.

R21 "Middlebrows?" "Theatre du boulevard?" Pardon me whilst I puke all over.

shuffle feet shuffle feet. slump shoulders. pause. read something "funny" off of the teleprompter. in a monotone voice shuffle feet shuffle feet. slump shoulders. pause. read a sexual innuendo off the teleprompter. in a monotone voice shuffle feet shuffle feet. slump shoulders. pause. read a "funny" insult of the teleprompter. In a monotone voice. big tit blonde says something. shuffle feet shuffle feet your my best friend. roll eyes. AND SCENE.

allez-y salope

I really thought this show went off the air years ago, every time I visit my drunk friend she has this dribble on in the background and it seems like the same stupid episode/scenario every time I go over. She laughs like she has never seen it before; then again the level of alcoholism that she currently is at, well everything is new every day. A real life groundhogs day brought on by mass drinking.

30 years from now Two Broke Girls will be that generations Golden Girls, thank God I will be dead then.

Can it be canceled in syndication? It seems as if it's always on.

Randy was hot.

R15 and R27 Syndication is for RERUNS. They already have six seasons, which is more than enough for successful syndication (four seasons or around 88 episodes is usually the minimum.)

This really upsets me. I am a fan. I love the chemistry of the cast. And I like its raunchiness. So sue me

Where do you live so I know where to file?

Garbage was on since 2012 I think, the entire cast should be murdered especially the little Asian guy.

I didn't watch it regularly, caught some syndicated episodes. Isn't it supposed to be a "satire" of old school sitcoms or an "homage", if you will? If I'm wrong about this, then it REALLY did suck.

It's on a local channel here in syndication, in he 5 to 7 pm slot, then sometime from 11 to 1 a.m. I tried watching it. If it's on when I'm channel surfing, I can't change the channel fast enough.

Not funny at all with people who are so annoying. The blonde & brunette are awful. Then the supporting actress, whose character is foreign I think, supposed to be a sexy thing, but is just nasty. Again, not funny at all.

Plot is bad. We're supposed to believe blondie can't get a job, even though she graduated from Wharton. Dad was like a Bernie Madoff, but even so, some firm would hire the daughter. Just an awful show. Good riddance.

R25, it's "drivel", hon, not "dribble".

omg that show I turned on once for 10 minutes and could not laugh once at.

Oh, good! Maybe Justin Sayre won't discontinue his MEETINGS OF THE INT'L ORDER OF SODOMITES now that he's out of a regular job.

I love how at 15 seconds you can almost literally hear the button for the audience to go "Whooooooooooo!" being pressed

NO CLIPS PLEASE. NO CLIPS.

What might have been: Apparently Cher had been scheduled to play Max's long-lost mom in Season 7.

this show was worse than the fake Darrin years of Bewitched.

Aw, I liked the low brow shtick of the show.

Sophie: HELLO EVERYBODY!

Audience cheering like mad.

[quote]I watched this show once and couldn't even make it to the first commercial break. Painfully unfunny.

I made it until the horse appeared. I couldn't wrap my brain around that, so I never watched it again.

I barely finished watching one episode of this show. Awful. Bye.

I actually love this stupid show. It's meant to be stupid.

painful

Both their voices were shrill and difficult to differentiate from each other. The show was a constant grating whine fest

I hated the show. But I watched every episode. It was so bad, I fell in love with it. It was every cheesy sitcom eye roll anyone could dream of. A horse in the window! Puns! Bad sex jokes! Stupid storylines! Puns! A charachter where the audience yells her name when she firsts enters! The black pot smoker! The Asian who has no sexuality! The blond princess! The big tittie snarky chick! The oversexed Eastern-Europe-y foreigner! Bad sex puns!

It provided me with so much laughter. But for all the wrong reasons.

Max's older boyfriend in R38's clip is soooooo hot.

I tried watching a few episodes and they were horrible. Surprisingly, Jennifer Coolidge was the worst thing about it (what type of accent was she going for?)

Cat Dennings was also lousy, but her tits were ginormous.

It's theatre du boulevard!

Don't get too happy CBS picked up Big Bang spinoff.

Take a Paris Hilton clone add to it, the wife of "King of Queens" and you get this mess.

Ugh. I knew a 22 year old cane faced lesbian from complete trash who thought this show was entertaining. Fitting for a low rent heroin addict.

One of the worst things I've ever seen. I once spent an evening with Stifler's mom when she came to Australia. She was a hot mess and a half.

other than The Simpsons why all those other cartoon shows are on is beyond my comprehension.....completely totally. whyyyyy? (well, ren and stimpy were good as well.....)

You know...I hated this show when it first premiered but since it went into syndication--and I don't have cable in my bedroom--I started watching it thinking that it could put me to sleep quick. But the more I watched the more I started to like it. I mean...it's fucking awful, but it does have a certain charm to it. Jennifer Coolidge is hilarious tho'

Let's get real here.

It was not any worse than Laverne & Shirley.

Tell me some funny dialogue. I bet it reads funnier than it played on the show. I don't remember laughing.

I'd rather watch [italic]Small Wonder[/italic]. Seriously.

R56: [italic]The Simpsons[/italic] haven't been funny, relevant, or even tolerable in years. If they had gone off the air no later than 2000 they would be remembered as the greatest TV show ever.

Oh no you wouldn't, R60. Seriously.

The Simpsons haven't been anything since the Tracy Ullman show. And that insufferable twat Lisa is the model for every irritating, "sensitive" activist teen bitch I've ever been tempted to poleaxe. What a horrible period it came from-the rise of The Three Fat(e)s, Smith, Groening and Moore.

Lash 'em together and light them off. Now that would be a grease fire!

And Tracey Ullman revealed herself to be a self-loathing anti-woman female misogynist with her vile attacks on Germaine Greer.

[quote]The Simpsons haven't been anything since the Tracy Ullman show.

This is the most ridiculous statement about anything that has EVER happened. Everything we need to know about you can be found in that sentence.

[quote] Oh no you wouldn't, [R60]. Seriously.

Than watch this dumbed-down [italic]Alice[/italic] wannabe? You better believe it.

Trivia: my son went to high school (Marin County) with Beth Behr. She's actually quite lovely, and talented. IMO, she just got stuck in a show with shit writing and shit direction. Hopefully she'll get a chance to prove herself in some other way.

I can't stand laugh tracks. After 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Arrested Development and Always Sunny will never be able to go back to that laugh track shit.

The problem with laugh tracks is that far too often they coincide with jokes that aren't actually funny. I can't believe a studio audience would actually enjoy this, with or without drugs or alcohol.

[quote] I can't stand laugh tracks. After 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Arrested Development and Always Sunny will never be able to go back to that laugh track shit.

Even in the 1980s, a show this bad wouldn't have run more than a year in first-run syndication.

Yeah, and then you can tell when shows sell laugh tracks to other shows.

Uh, oh, ha ha ha

A show this "bad" wouldn't exist in the 80's because Broke Girls was based on vulgarity + enthusiastic embrace of overblown shtick. It was about nothing, like Seinfeld was.

Don't the three-camera shows have seat fillers who laugh when they're told now?

Though the cast was mostly white, the inspiration was crass black series.

I feel sorry for Whitney Cummings — I wonder if she has any ideas to top what's already happened in her career.

As an actress, I think she fucked herself with that awful plastic surgery/botox/fillers/whatever.

Her mangled face was the scariest thing about

[quote] Though the cast was mostly white, the inspiration was crass black series.

And just like with music, they fail to improve on it.

Cummings got lucky. Her own series was shitty. She only wrote 3 eps of Broke Girls. Her comedy specials suck. She is TALL. She fucked her face. She's unlikeable on talk shows.

One doesn't "improve" on Chitlin' Circuit. Just repackage it and make multi-millions.

OMG I can see why it was cancelled based on r38's clip.

So corny. So tonally discordant between dialogue and action. What a mess!

Critics are biased towards white people shows. They hated this, but they would have hated it more If they actually were black, and it would be gone in 13 weeks or would be on BET or one of the digital channels the shows that came out of UPN bilge machine went to die on.

Yep, R78. But after a long day of average bitches and cunts taking themselves so seriously and acting so self-important, Broke Girls was just stupid and frivolous bitchery and some chemistry between the characters. Like DL when its better than normal.

Do we have to turn this into another "oh the poor coloreds" thread?

Sadly, The Big Bang Theory continues.

[quote] Sadly, The Big Bang Theory continues.

I caught some of it in a convenience store, and I didn't think it was all that funny. It's just a collection of stereotypes about people on the autism spectrum, and with Jim Parsons pushing some transkid docudrama he is dead to me.

Sigh, the poor racist at r81 can't abide any sympathetic talk about "coloreds"

Dear needs a trigger warning.

Jesus, R81. You're the human version of this shitshow. No redeeming qualities. Looking forward to you being gone, too.

Did that god-awful necklace explode when the cast was told the good news?

When I talked about the coloreds, everybody exploded with laughter.

Soon, R85, soon.

I actually saw [italic]Unforgettable[/italic] and laughed harder when Whitney Cummings wasn't on the screen.

The negative comments on here from the old fat queens who love Muslims tells me all I need to know about DL. 2BG is the funniest sitcom currently on TV, great guest characters and great chemistry. It is the only CBS show we watch. The fact you assholes dislike it confirms that 99% of DLers are morbidly obese untraveled unsophisticated self hating mommy complex losers with a fifth grade education who lack taste, sophistication and an ability to comprehend something that is truly funny--lowbrow, not Shakespeare to be sure, but hilarious. I shall not be wasting much time on here in the future. And I'll say it for you fuckers, good riddance. And Coolidge is fucking hilarious in her Polish voice.

[quote]I shall not be wasting much time on here in the future.

Thank fuck for that.

R90, up your meds.

[quote]with Beth Behr. She's actually quite lovely, and talented. IMO, she just got stuck in a show with shit writing and shit direction.

She also sucked as Val from A Chorus Line in the PBS Hamlisch tribute - and not just because of the pathetic censorship. She's got NOTHING to draw on.

Two Broke Girls epitomizes everything wrong with the now-customary degradation of our culture.

People feeling entitled to access opportunities they simply can not back-up with ability, intelligence, or perspective. Know-nothing piss whores being pimped-out by their own greedy mothers for attention and money that have busted down the "barriers" with nothing more than shock value.

It's everywhere in entertainment and now it's in our White House.

And fuck the greedy cunts who Cummings or Seacrest or Cohen or Koch them on to seize opportunities that would best be realized by many others - ANY others - with dedication to effecting legitimate, measurable accomplishment beyond "Look at me. I'm where you wanna be. Now give me your money and praise!"

I had r90 blocked already.

proudly says R93 munching twinkies and ho hos and wondering who will drive her to the minit mart to buy more doritos; what a bunch of narrow minded prejudiced weirdos.

Based from comments here and those read elsewhere in the net, either you totally hate or love this show.

The show is actually one of the highly rated sitcom in CBS. The cancellation is a surprised if you consider other lower-rated CBS sitcoms were renewed over this. But since 2bg is not produced by CBS, there is no benefit do them extending it for 7 seasons .

That clip at R 38 was truly horrifically unfunny. I didn't so much as crack a smile. I just sat there stone-faced not laughing at anything. And if this is the highest-rated CBS sitcom, then how bad are the others?

It needed to go off the air. Good riddance.

The cancellation had nothing to do with ratings. It was all about profit-sharing. CBS was not getting enough money from WB, who owned the show and profited greatly from syndication, and they couldn't reach an agreement to share the profits.

And if you liked this show, you are exactly what's wrong with America.

How can Warner Bros. have the funniest Golden Age-era cartoons and the least funny sitcoms?

Is Jonathan Kite gay?

Never could understand what Coolidge was supposed to be with that weird accent. Anyway, the cast has made a mint from this dumb show, and will continue to thanks to syndication.

All CBS sitcoms are shit.

Who's the Boss lasted 8 fucking years.

[quote]Never could understand what Coolidge was supposed to be with that weird accent.

She is supposed to be a Polish immigrant having her own cleaning maid business. She has this kind of Golden Girl's Rose Nylund shtick where she randomly tells tales from her Polish upbringing (including her freakish relatives).

Who's the Boss sucked after they added the cute little boy.

I follow Kat, Beth, J Kite (Oleg) AND Matt Moy (Hahn) on instagram. They all come across as cool and fun.

[quote]The negative comments on here from the old fat queens who love Muslims tells me all I need to know about DL.

How in the holy fuck do you manage to take a thread about a shitty sitcom and inject your own obsession with hating Muslims? Even this fucking thread can't be left alone?

The fact that that even entered your mind shows what a fucking psycho you are - and you think you're not.

[quote] All CBS sitcoms are shit.

They had some good ones and even a handful of great ones in the 1970s and 1980s and even into the 1990s, but everything they've got today seems like watered down versions of NBC's late 1990s Must See TV shows which I thought were overrated to begin with.

Six years too soon.

[quote]And if this is the highest-rated CBS sitcom, then how bad are the others?

Do you have reading comprehension issues? CBS's "The Big Bang Theory" is the highest-rated sitcom on ANY network.

R110 I wouldn't exactly be bragging about that. No wonder those in power are contemptuous of the general public.

I don't find The Big Bang Theory and its roaring laugh track any funnier. And Jim Parsons is annoying.

[quote]Do you have reading comprehension issues?

No, just giving-a-shit-about-TV-this-bad issues.

[quote]Who's the Boss sucked after they added the cute little boy. —Alyssa

The uncute one they started off with was already too old to hide the fact that he was a screaming queen whose virginity probably didn't outlive the Berlin Wall. ABC put it up against [italic]The Golden Girls[/italic] to kill it; coincidentally, it was around that time that I became a [italic]Golden Girls[/italic] fan.

It was only six seasons? It seems like it's been running forever. The brunette lead has great tits though.

The only tits I care about belong to the male actors on the show.

Her tits are enormous. She wore strapless on some awards show and it was like they were going to spill out. Her foundation was terrible too, they were hanging like heavy melons. At least Dolly Parton at her big tit peak knew the value of good foundation garments.

Kat has great tits and I enjoy looking at them. Don't you all have AWG's to drool over and create a thousand threads to in their honor?

The premise of this show never worked : they were both beautiful women who could easily get any guy with money

Big Bang should be called Big Bore. Great Indoors is a waste of the lead, what a horrible supporting cast. Superior donuts is the worst sitcom since Full House.

2BG was full of gay stuff and hot men. Guess it should have had femmes and mooslims on it to satisfy the low intelligence crowd on here. Coolidge was classic--I have seen women just like her in NY. Carolyn has a great singing voice. Max is th queen of one liners and snappy comebacks.

Meh. Kind of basic.

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Who watches sitcoms to jerk off? If the show's not funny, no amount of beefcake will make it funny.

And guys who are both hot and genuinely funny are few and far between.

R122 = SJW trying to make some idiotic point only they'll understand

Ha! Thanks, r123. I'd drink her bathwater.

Kat was included in last years large leak of hacked celebrity pictures, You have to feel impressed for her physique and at the same time sympathetic for her perpetual backache.

[quote]Who watches sitcoms to jerk off? If the show's not funny, no amount of beefcake will make it funny.

Obviously people in the 1970s. Henry Winkler on Happy Days and Eddie Mekka on Laverne & Shirley kept their shows running long after they stopped being funny, mainly due to their sexy factor.

I don't care how big her tits are. She has a face like a buzzard. And with her hairline, she needs to start looking for a good wigmaker. Girl will be bald by the time she's 40.

When did Garry Marshall shows not based on Neil Simon plays start being funny?

I'm actually really sad this show is cancelled. There's something really reassuring and comforting about it. It's like you think it'll always be there and then it's not.

I wonder how China will cope? It's the number one show there. They love how the girls pull themselves up from nothing and are trying to make a living for themselves.

R131, how can you say that? This show was easily the worst show on TV, with acting so bad it was painful to sit through.

It pissed me off that this shitty show kept getting renewed, while great TV shows like Almost Human and Incorporated others kept getting canceled.

Ugh.

SO GLAD THIS SHOW IS FINALLY CANCELED. Only six years too late.

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"The Great Indoors" was cancelled, too.

Yeah and "Better Off Ted" only survived two seasons, not even sure if all of season two even made it to air. Yet this shit lasted six.

This was a good character-driven show. You got to know Caroline and Max and their endeavors through the years. They're like family. I will miss Han and Sofie and even Earl. So how will it end? They probably already filmed the season finale before they knew they were cancelled so that means there will be no closure. Will they ever have a successful cupcake business? Will Han ever find love? Will they ever not be broke? What will the final tally be?

Noah something - this male model was on it for a few episodes, right?

R135 Here's why

[quote] "Better Off Ted" only survived two seasons, not even sure if all of season two even made it to air.

The network never aired the final two episodes. I finally got to see them just last month on Netflix when I rewatched the full series.

When Ted was cancelled, Two and a Half Men was the top tv comedy. 2BG and even Big Bang Theory as mediocre as they may be are still a step upward from that.

Women in Prison only got one season.

Are the fans on this thread all dykes? Is r120 the historic DL troll peg?

It is actually not one of the highly rated CBS sitcoms. Don't know where you got that from.

Cher was going to play Kay's Mom!!!

I like Allison Janney, but this needs to be asked: how is "Mom" still on air?

Mom has to be the next to go.

Mom is another stupid show I enjoy. You middlebrows are no fun.

We need to save this show! Sign the petition, give to the GoFundMe for season 7. We need closure. Can't Hulu, Netflix or HBO pick it up?

[quote]Guess it should have had femmes and mooslims on it to satisfy the low intelligence crowd on here.

The show was marketed to the low-intelligence crowd.

If it was good enough for Cher, that's all I need to know to feel vindicated about my appreciation of 2BG . She would have been PERFECT as Max's mom.

They never brought back those two cute Amish guys, THAT was the problem.

Julio/Luis/whoever that queen was, he was a hoot, but a little goes a long way. I understand he was next to impossible to work with.

The cupcake shop bit went on way too long.

The guy who lived in a dumpster-what were they thinking???

I'm sorry we won't be seeing Mama Cher.

Once they abandoned the diner for off-site humor, they lost their way.

They should've brought back the Andy's Candies guy.

Several of the celebrity cameos were inspired.

Then there was that ridiculously cute Romanian guy who worked as a dishwasher and hooked up with Max. Not even my type, but such a pretty face I was taking pics off of my TV screen to send to a friend.

R151 his name is Austin Faulk.

[quote] We need to save this show!

From what, getting any worse? CBS is doing them a favor by preventing them from running themselves into the ground more than they already have.

Andies Candies guy just came back for 1 or 2 eps.

The dumpster guy was great! Thats why I like it as a counterweight to Girls.

R143 Gee ... I wonder where I'd heard that before .....

R139 Fuck you.

It needs to have at least one more year. Cher would be fantastic. LOVE RANDY. It takes some smarts to LAUGH. Boors and bores and old bitchy unhappy queeens are too stupid to laugh, wringing their hands over what the whore housewives are doing and how can they help the mooslims. fuck you mooslim lovers.

I thought you were done with us because we dared to insult your precious TV show? Such a snowflake.

R158 has sex with her mother.

^^^ TRIGGERED!

R157: I can't stand the cult of Muhammad, either, if that makes you feel any better.

How about a spin off with Max and Randy about their married life with Cher as Max's mother? perfect!

They deserve some goodwill for Ed Quinn's copious and gratutious shirtless scenes

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[quote]Great Indoors is a waste of the lead

Yes, I do like Joel McHale, he' s a pretty good comedic and dramatic actor, but God, he sucks at choosing projects! I used to like Stephen Fry too in the past... then I realized he' s a whiny drama queen and now I find him insufferable.

And The Big Band Theory needs also to go as soon as possible! And I hope its end takes away all the actors who work in that shit as well: there is no one in that mess that is even barely tolerable/talented.

The you, R152. First gif on the left. And the more I thought about it, on the show he played a sweet Irish lad.

amy farrah foulest on BBT sucks so bad it is impossible to say how bad she sucks. jesus she stinks.

and what a fall from grace for katy segal to end up in another stinker about donuts. please. with judd another loser i can live without hirsch.

let's face palm it most of the shows on network suck balls. big huge hairy ones.

end of rant.

happy mothers day to all you motherfuckers.

[quote]big huge hairy ones.

I think you mean tiny little hairless almond like ones. A pair of big balls, like a big dick, is a gift.

[quote]happy mothers day to all you motherfuckers.

Is that for the ladies? Get back to us on Fathers' day.

They had a HORSE living in an apartment in Manhattan...

Horrible show but no worse than those boring "No Laugh Track" nerd "comedies" that have zero laughs period - canned or real.

Chestnut lived outside the apartment. He was part of the outrageous premise. Loved the hot guy in the dumpster--he has a huge cock too; you can find pics of him online. Big Mary and the gay waiter were hilarz. All the hot men who were on, great fun. Randy is HAF. Loved the gay slant in many eps. zThis was a harmless silly funny series, and Cher would have made it a gay fiesta!

They do not live in Manhattan, you idiot. Like two broke girls could afford to.

[quote]every time I visit my drunk friend she has this dribble on...

It's "DRIVEL" for the love of Pete!

Do you use this non-word a lot? I've seen it all over the place!

hmm

This show was like a really funny poorly written 70s sitcom only the word "vagina" was spoken in every episode.

Well there not broke anymore.

Yes.

And it’s in syndication...CUNTS!

So many cool people made so much fucking money from this I cannot help but feel a bit proud.

Is that the one with the cute swarthy guy who wears an apron?

[quote]And it’s in syndication...CUNTS!

And if you noticed it was only one for what...3 seasons. It got an early syndication deal after the first season. I tried to watch it during its original run, and it was just awful. BUT I’ve started watching it in syndication before going to bed and find it pretty funny.

I mean...it’s a sitcom--nothing more, but once you get used to Kat Dennings'--limited yet funny--delivery, it has some great one-liners and fucking Jennifer Coolidge knocks it out of the park EVERY TIME.

It just works for what it is.

Can someone tell me what the hell the dollar amounts at the end of each episode represent?

R180, the dollar amount was meant to indicate how much money the girls had made towards their dream cupcake biz.