OMFG! Look at the Osmond Brothers now!

Jimmy is still hot as fuck.

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Dear OP: If you're lucky, you're going to get old, too.

..........

Dear OP: I'm "triggered" by the word "old."

r1 I hope you meant Donny

Which one is Donny? I can't tell

Apparently the one in the middle has completed her transition.

Marie looks redic with her Korean wig and 3 quarts of facial filler.

The brother to her left looks sad, with his ratty Korean wig and Donald Trump spray tan.

Marie looks like a ho

R9 before I clicked the link to see who they were I assumed that guy was Marie's latest husband from south of the border.

Or the family gardener, dressed up for the photo

LOL, R8!

I had a crush on Donny when I was a kid. When did his hair turn all white?

All homophobic assholes (except for her).

That was 40 years ago, OP, so yeah.

[quote]All homophobic assholes (except for her).

Didn't her gay son kill himself because of Mormon shame?

Man, Jimmy has put on some serious poundage. I don't care that folks get old, let their hair go gray, allow their faces to age, but the weight gain - that's just terrible. most men and women can be attractive as they age, as long as they don't get so freakin FAT!

Marie apparently still lives a life that she believes, demands she continue to look years younger than her actual age. At some point it can best described as delusional.

So much for the "healthy" Mormon lifestyle...

And the "magic" Mormon underwear...

P.S. I didn't even know one of them was Black.

[quote]Which one is Donny? I can't tell

He's the one who's a little bit Country and a LOT of fucking FAT...

Great hair, all of them. You get that from the mom's dad so Olive Osmond provided a great hair gene.

Donny was JUST on "Dancing with the Stars" and far from fat. Come on...

Donny's not in the pic. The men, in order from left to right: Wayne, Merrill, Jay , and Alan .

I think they look fine for their ages. Almost all men after a certain age get that barrel chest/stomach thing going on no matter what they weigh makes them look bigger than they are, especially in suits. I'm actually surprised that they're all still alive.

Clean living.

Donny wears a wig. There, I said it!

Closer to 50 years R15, and I agree they look fine

RIP

I think they all look good considering their age.

Denny and his red Trump tie. He should be embarrassed.

Who the fuck is "Denny?"

Denny????

No Jimmy

No Donny

For comparison, THESE are the four brothers depicted in the original post photo. (Donny does show up in the video around 3:50, but most of it is just the four guys.)

Marie stays so young because she drinks the blood of young Osmonds.

At first glance I thought Jimmy was Louie Anderson.

R35 Jimmy is not in that photo.

He is, r36. He's inside the one on the end.

Reading the responses on this thread makes me understand why we have a President Trump.

The four gentlemen in the photo are (from left to right):

Wayne

Merrill

Jay

Alan.

GOT IT?

NO DONNY.

NO JIMMY.

Marie is cool as hell. She considered leaving the church when they tried to make her stay in her first marriage....to the guy she would eventually remarry. She's very, very much pro gays and says her daughter is a lesbian and don't try and make anything of it with her. When Oprah tried to grill her about her divorce and the effect on her children (after airing a clip that said please leave my kids out of it), Marie told her that it better be her last question on the subject otherwise she's going to start asking why Oprah why she isn't married and doesn't have kids. Oprah looked shocked because Marie publicly faced her down about the Oprah rumors. And of course, no one was supposed to do that to Queen O.

Merrill got the worst name and has aged the worst.

Which one molested Marie?

Which one didn't and isn't still?

They keep Marie in a Zip-Lock bag when she's not working.

Was I the only boy who bought 16 and Teen Beat magazines? I had my first hard-ons looking at the shirtless pictures in these magazines. Bobby Sherman, David Cassidy, Davy Jones, the Jackson Five, Michael Cole... I always thought the Cowsills were hotter than the Osmonds. I didn't ask for much. As long as the stars had nipples, a bulge and the promise of pubic hair (I was curious about pubic hair then, I wanted to see what it looked like) I would lay facedown, grinding on the carpet, waiting for the fascinating magic juice to shoot out of me. Bring back the Seventies...

They never bring out the two oldest brothers (Virl & Tom) who are deaf. Are they ashamed of them?

[quote]They never bring out the two oldest brothers (Virl & Tom) who are deaf.

They're the lucky ones.

Looks like the Has Been Brothas.

Oh, it looks like the Mormon Calvary showed up to defend the Mormon Royal Family..

No more snarkiness now...and be sure you get all the Mormon names right..

[quote]I think they all look good considering their age.

I agree - if they're all over 150 and live in a third world county (like Utah)...

When's the last time you heard an Osmonds record? And there were a lot of them...Yo-Yo, Down By The Lazy River, One Bad Apple, etc. And Donny had a ton...Sweet and Innocent, Go Away Little Girl, Puppy Love, Too Young... and when his voice changed, The Twelfth Of Never and Hey Girl.

Wasn't Alan the one who dated Karen Carpenter for a while?

People age. Who knew.

[quote]People age. Who knew.

Only believe what the Church tells you

That is ALL you need to know

Like Tito in the Jackson Family, the 2nd one from the right doesn't fit in. Latin Osmand?

One of these things are not like the others, one of these things are not the same...

[quote]Wasn't Alan the one who dated Karen Carpenter for a while?

Alan told her she should try Nutrisystem because she could afford to lose a few.

The Osmonds are trump supports.

[quote]The Osmonds are trump supports.

Which ones support his big, fat lard ass, and which ones hoist his tub-o-guts when he needs to take a whiz?

Marie is a Mormon Pornstar....pretty sure the secret to her candle wax face is her older brothers bukkake on her....she smiles to bleach her teeth.

Donny's look alike son Chris just got married the other day.

Donny's cute son Chris got married the other day.

.....

Unrecognizable except for Marie who is pumped full of fillers.

OP, one on right can be a McNichol. Lace curtain at best.

Boss, R60!

The years without Donny have not been kind.

Well, back in St. Olaf, we'd say that with all that stored fat those guys are prepared to make it through a hard winter...

Or they look like a hard winter, or something like that...

It's hard to translate into Mormon...

I'm hot for Enrique Osmond, the bad boy crossover Osmond! He looks decades younger than his Brothers!

I wonder if he's 'Just for Men'?

Can't believe how white Donny's hair is in that picture. And Jimmy must have packed on 50 lbs!

One of them dated Debby Boone's older sister Cherry (Pat Boone's daughter for a while)...

And she developed anorexia/bulimia too...

What is it with these pot-bellied Mormon guys calling the kettle fat?

R67

That's not Donny.

Were any """Too Busy To Marry"""

Holy shit, the Mexican looking guy is Jay Osmond.

Do they all have fake teeth?

The Osmonds, except for Marie and Donny, always were ugly and goofy. I like Marie and think sometimes she looks like she came from the milkman. Jimmy...even in his "Tiger Beat" magazine '70s "heydey"--always was....just, No.

r68 - Why was she Pat Boone's daughter only for a while?

The Osmonds, even Jimmy, were huge in England. Even today, a large number of the people going to see Donny and Marie in Vegas are Europeans.

Donny and Marie got the best that gene pool had to offer.

This thread has reminded me I have a 3 disc Osmond box set in my closet and it is fabulous. Even has "Deep Purple" by Donny and Marie. I will indulge this week.

(But no "I Knew You When" -- which is never on ANY compilation. What the fuck gives...)

Apparently Wayne had the biggest penis. That's what the streets were saying back in the day. And some of the boys weren't virgins. He did have a bigdickface.

Alan dated Karen Carpenter. Jay was my fav. Merrill was most talented. Loved Wayne's deep singing voice.

I saw Marie years ago in a live production of "The Sound of Music". Marie was an excellent Maria.

Donny was HAWT! Soldier of Love does it for me

Pink Lady

Jay, is the only hot one.

They look like touring company of Cocoon

Jay was always ethnic looking. Very strange with those people of Welsh and British descent. You see a family of white blond haired blue eyed people and two of the kids looked like they come from a Club Med country!

I've met Donny. Actually a nice guy. I'm in the biz. Years ago, Donny had a solo show in Anaheim and Marie showed up to support him.

[quote] Marie was an excellent Maria.

Marie? Maria?

MARY!

Donnie and Jimmie look horrible!

[quote]This thread has reminded me I have a 3 disc Osmond box set in my closet and it is fabulous.

Bless your heart.

In the wedding photo with his son, Donny's face is blown up with fillers -- and I am going to have to issue a RATTY KOREAN WIG ALERT!

"This thread has reminded me I have a 3 disc Osmonds box set in my closet and it is fabulous. Even has "Deep Purple" by Donny and Marie."

I had that same set. I remember buying it at a Best Buy.

Like a lot of the box sets I used to own, I just burned off the tracks I wanted and sold the set to a used CD store.

Ha-ha, they look like closeted Republican congressmen now.

I probably bought yours, R92, since I got it cheap at a great used CD store (one of the few around). I just liked the colors and the '70s packaging (without going too gawdy).

[quote]closeted Republican congressmen

Redundant

[quote]Why was she Pat Boone's daughter only for a while?

She couldn't stand that sanctimonious Christian hypocrite anymore than she could stand the patriarchal Mormon misogynist....

Which one is Ozzie Osmond? Is he still married to that lady on "The Talk?"

I know everyone mocks the Osmonds, but this song will always have sweet memories of 1974 for me.

"Love Me For A Reason"...

God, those gloppy opening strings were a staple of '70s love ballads, weren't they.

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Let Me In is underrated. Crazy Horses kinda rocked.

Little Jimmy is still hot as fuck.

Jay looks like an adopted brother from Southeast Asia.

Wow, r96--Pat Boone looks like he's melted.

Did someone say Donny and Marie's cover of "Deep purple"?

FUN FACT: even though it was a minor Adult Contemporary hit for them, Donny hates the song and as a result they don't sing it in their Vegas act.

The best part by far is the section where Marie reads out the lyrics.

The Latino Osmond looks like my Tio

GREAT day to see this. I shared the same age basically with M Jackson, Madonna, and the Osmonds, in general. It is fantastic to see what men that are 60, if they are alive, look like. Now, I feel average again! Hoo Ray Osmonds. As an aside, they look happy, and balanced, no plastic surgery, no nonsense, so even though they were obnoxious and horrible on TV all the time when I was a kid, good for them. Really.

Why are Mormons so creepy? No really, they’re so weird it drips off them.

Sometimes Father Time can be a ba$tard

Which one has the ms?

Alan has MS

They were so creepy -

R38 made me laugh.

The dark one has a different dad. Mormon mom wasn't so Mormony.

Wayne is the only one in decent shape. All the others are as plump as pigs.

[quote] As an aside, they look happy, and balanced, no plastic surgery, no nonsense,

Yes, that just sums up Marie!

They ARE old.

Jimmy Osmond was not an attractive child.

Marie has had lots of “work” done