Below Deck Mediterranean -Summer 2017

Captain is a lesbian.

I don't know if I can take another season with douchebro Bobby, not to mention the asshole chef and cunty captain.

At least Bobby doesn't have a partner in douchbaggery this year.

Bring back Daniel!!

They hire/cast females for male roles (Deckhand) but no males for female roles (Steward-ess). Harrumph!

Bobby is a cretin. What grown man, from an English-speaking country, has never heard of the name Wes? Or the word appendage?

The new chef is cute, the other guys are generically cute, but nothing special.

Sleeve tattoos on a professional in uniform are so...unprofessional.

Watch Andy flirt with Bobby on his talk show tonight, barf.

Will Andy congratulate Seacrest on his new high profile gig?

I want Bobby inside me quite deeply.

Hannah wants so hard to be a chill, nice girl but she can only suppress her innate bitchiness for a few minutes at a time.

R9 ...puke.

I think Hannah will end up looking pleasant compared to the captain.

[quote]Will Andy congratulate Seacrest on his new high profile gig?

More likely he'll snatch Gaycrest bald.

OMG they HATE each other, LOL

So funny. Hannah called Bobby out as a douchebag on the the air live on WWHL. Abd trashy.

And he went on to prove her right.

And not abd

I want to lick Bobby from head to toe...

R15 Substitute kick for lick and I'll join you.

WWHL was cringe-inducing. It's painful to watch someone as stupid as Bobby trying to make points in an argument.

Adam Glick, the new chef, is cute. Max Hagley is cute, dumb and friendly which can be fun too. I like that the chef seems like a bit of an asshole and you can tell he can't stand pinch-faced "Bugsy" who seems annoying already.

Bobby is still stupid, can he really not translate Wes's accent enough? Surely he got enough of the South African accent on the last season to understand it.

The new captain's cabin probably has no carpeting left on the floor, COZ SHE ATE IT.

Adam's Twitter.

Potential implied sexxxxxx

Hannah lost a TON of weight from last season.

It sucks, because I thought she looked fine.

Wtf is up with people on television always feeling like they have to look anorexic to be "acceptable." She's an aussie. Wtf??? She shouldn't care.

Max's Twitter

Max looks like he smells cookies.

And Max's Instagram

Danny > Max

Bobby > Max

Bryan = Max

This captain is an idiot.

[quote]“When it comes to the bridge that’s when I step in and someone usually gets fired. I have a fourth wall. Crew members are not allowed to come to me about the person in charge of them unless it’s obviously detrimental to their health. The minute it reaches the bridge, it can’t be resolved and I usually fire them, because coming to me is like telling on their boss.”

Considering the degree of bullying that went on in season 1 of BDM, and the general immaturity of some of the bosses, especially the bosums, this is a terrible policy. Can you imagine any HR department of any company making such a statement?

I won't say it, R26, but we all know the problem here.

R25 Ew, Danny was so annoying and elfin, and Bryan was meh (and had a terrible profile). Bobby is a butterface but makes up for it with his body. Max is just cute and dumb, let's hope he doesn't turn out to be an asshole like Bryan.

R26 I couldn't believe she said the crew was sexy to the guests either, that's some red flag!

Hot guy!

R29 I thought that sexy crew comment from the Captain was really weird too, talk about inappropiate workplace comments.

Why did the Captain introduce those two engineers? Will we ever see them again? Weird.

Lovers?

Lovers?

Max has decent nipples.

[quote]I want to lick Bobby from head to toe…

Yeah...you would.

Wow! Bobby's back and he's even more deplorable than last season. On WWHL when he was talking about how Hannah came on to him and he turned her down even Andy was disgusted by him. Liked Hannah's comeback about how he's "steroid-induced." Also, loved it when they posted the poll of who the sexiest guy on board was and Bobby came in dead last.

[quote]"steroid-induced."

Steroid-infused...

forgot the rest of her apt description of him. He's bad but she's a nickel-plated bitch on wheels.

Agreed, she's a complete bitch. I also loved how she told her staff "I'll be working as hard, if not harder than you". First part was fine BUT THEN she keeps talking and makes it a bitchy comment.

Danny has questionable hygiene

R40 = Bobby

Still jealous of all the attention he got, after a year? You're even more childish than Danny, though that was apparent last season.

That Aussie's accent is so thick that they give him subtitles. No wonder Bobby thought his name was Wiz.

Max is being subtitled, not Wes.

R42 = Bobby

Max is British, not Australian.

Wes is South African

Same difference.

I thought the lez captain, Sandy Yawn, is a big yawn, and a preditory dyke, to boot. She certainly loves Hannah. "We have the same color eyes."

Bobby is mentally ill and needs to go.

I don't think I've ever seen someone as insecure as Bobby. The guy's a mess.

What's with Hanner and her drunk faux lesbian flirting with Malia? Is Malia a lesbian? She was a bit dodgy when asked if she had a boyfriend. She said, "Boyfriend? No." It was like she wanted to follow it up with, "Girlfriend? Yes."

Adam is cute as hell, but it looks like we have another dickhead on our hands. What's with these chefs thinking they're curing cancer or something?

The way Adam and Bobby were tossing Malia around after they all went out and got wasted was creepy and unsettling.

What a shock that the captain is a lesbian. Gee, nobody saw that coming, right?

I loved how she decided to have an impromptu training session with Malia. "Here, let me get on the boat with you and give you some one-on-one coaching." Uh-huh.

[quote]I don't know what's going on. I'm so confused. I'm fucked.

The one undeniably true, self-aware statement of Bobby's life.

Seriously? You Stupid queens posting about this contrived garbage?

Bless your hearts.

Bobby just can't grasp that girls (and guys) just aren't attracted to him. He's decent looking but the personality is creepy and angry. I would be afraid to drink around him, as alcohol seems to fuel his insecurities.

R56 Bobby isn't that great looking. Sure, his body is amazing, but his teeth are jacked up and his mouth is weird. Aside from that, he's just an emotionally unstable person, which makes him completely unattractive. He's incredibly insecure and can go from 0 to 60 on the nasty scale when things don't go his way. He seems like a dangerous person.

Captain Sandy seemed to be enjoying all the boobs and vaginas floating around the yacht in the latest episode.

Op's pic boy looks like he has leprosy.

Bobby sobbing on the phone to his mother because girls are mean to him was awkward.

Mon Dieu the Adriatic Sea is so very beautifully on display this season.

We'd be fairly angry if we chartered a yacht and found such a motley crew on board. Entirely too much familiarity. 'Guys' is bot an appropriate way to address guests FFS.

Bobby is a 14 year old girl in a gay man's body..; hot mess.

Very impressed with Captain Sandy. She should be a regular.

Bobby "You touched my butthole!" reminds me of a lot of firemen. Especially Long Island firemen. Especially Gay Long Island Firemen.

Bobby throwing a bitch fit because he wasn't allowed to treat the near-naked blonde's cut foot was classic. He is obviously not used to having women authority figures in his life and hates the fact that Hannah can boss him around. It's also funny that he thinks the women on the ship aren't attracted to him because Hannah talks shit on him. They are not attracted to him because he is an ugly, dumb, immature frat boy.

Bobby seems like the kind of guy that won't let his gf have any friends and wants her to be with him 24/7. Definitely has the stalker vibe. And his call to his mom about teh girl that dumped him because he was a fireman was uncomfortable. You know that ex left skid marks after one of Bobby's drunken "fuck you"'s.

Every week Bobby makes himself look worse. The captain has gone from giving him some slack to openly finding him annoying.

I'm always amazed by people like this on reality shows who are such stupid famewhores they don't understand or even care how badly they come across.

I'm suddenly very attracted to Wes. He has beautiful eyes, and a sweet personality. I could fall in love with a straight guy like that.

Max is cute, too. I feel bad, everytime I hear him call himself "dumb." He doesn't seem to think very highly of himself, poor guy.

I'm really shocked that everyone thinks that Malia is so hot. She's just average, in my book.

Bugsy was a very scary looking child.

Captain Sandy is quite pretty.

I think she'd make some lady a great partner, except for the fact that she's away so often.

Hideous tattoos.

I would touch Bobby's butthole.... After I sniffed it

Hanner is such a nasty shrew. She's going to either con or browbeat some dude into marrying her and then she'll make his life miserable.

The most embarrassing scene this season is the one where the former cheerleader chickie was telling Chef Ben (via FaceTime/Skype) she missed him, three times, without his returning the sentiment! (Chef Ben just laughed at her, finally saying, "I miss you, too, baby," which was followed by more of Chef Ben's classic laughter.)

The second most embarrassing scene: "Dumb Blond" Bobby's talking head about the "cougars": "They could be mean and scratch, or they can be nice and cuddle!"

(Is it any wonder "Dumb and Dumber" hooked up together?)

This show needs to stop wasting time on the captain. In all the seasons, the captain is dreadfully boring. The only ones who should get screen time are the ones who want to fight and fuck. The captains have too much at stake to risk looking irresponsible on TV.

Here we go again - all the guys fawning over one female crew member, although this one is prettier than the buck tooth British girl last year.

Love this captain - I'm so tired of the grumpy old men who just bark orders and don't encourage or nurture the crew.

HOWEVER - can Bravo just quit with the gratuitous nudity? First a bunch of used up porn stars on Naked News or whatever - they were all gross. Then the nude yoga on the Abbey.

It's cheap - they don't need to do that. Besides - who the hell on Bravo wants to look at these middle-aged gold-fish tittied women? Certainly none of their target demos. And the up-close nude ass shots? REALLY?

[quote] can Bravo just quit with the gratuitous nudity? First a bunch of used up porn stars on Naked News or whatever - they were all gross. Then the nude yoga on the Abbey.

The Abbey show is from the E! network, not Bravo.

Bravo just re-runs the show on their network.

R75 - I know - but isn't it a bid ridiculous?

It's one thing to feature nudity from porn stars like the Naked News lady but it's totally skeevy when we get to see what appears to be surveillance footage (I realize it isn't) of the cast getting dressed and undressed.

But I have a soft spot for this stupid show. Miles better than Southern Charm or that Oklahoma show.

Ben is my favorite.

Not a very interesting bunch but I do love the captain and the way she deals with these goons. She's got the patience of a saint. Hanner is clearly not good at her job. Bugs is my favorite. The chef seems like a walking timebomb. Bobby is even more repulsive than last season. And I love all the Bobby underwear shots because the camera usually cuts off his head. The rest of them are all generic and interchangeable. Bring back Kelley and his big cock!!!!!!!

Kelley was a hot piece of man meat whereas Bobby is such a goon I wouldn't even hate fuck him.

The Chef seems like the kind of guy who has wondered how to get his hands on some rohypnol.

Haha I agree R81. Chef Adam seems nuts. He's creepy with the girls, and super competitive with the guys. Looks like later in the season he takes a swing at Wes. Also, his personality is just very mean. He is so aggressive and rude to the stews.

Wes is still as cute as can be. He's a stud, so I can see why Malia is into him.

Lauren is annoying as hell. So is Bobby.

I'm surprised that Max doesn't get more attention. Then again, he doesn't really seem to say much, either. Howcome he isn't hitting on any of the girls? Curious.

Everything Bobby touches he fucks up. His low self esteem is obvious and so severe that it prohibits him from relaxing long enough to work efficiently. If I see that line one more time in the water ........

Bobby reminds me of Erik Estrada in his heyday. Any excuse to flash the grin cuz you know he practiced that linterminably in the mirror as his best look.

Wes isn't my type but he's a total babe. He has the face of an A&F model.

Poor Max isn't getting any air time.

Hasn't Ben been dating Emily for a year? He apparently slept with Lauren last winter. Kate implied that he was really into Emily and they were still together. If so, hopefully she dumped him when she finds out he has a side stew.

Which is the one with major dong?

Kelley *ahem* Johnson.

He's on the Caribbean version of Below Deck.

So far none of the Med guys have dropped trou online. At least none that we know of.

Link below.

And let me say, that pose of him standing there with his cock out does not at all seem like it was intended for a girl. That dick pic was for a guy - I guarantee.

Here's the shortcut to Kelley's Johnson...

I hope the drama starts to heat up now that the girl kissed her boss. This season has been very boring so far.

Adam makes Ben seem affable and respectful by comparison. What a dick. Could anyone be that unprofessional and keep their job? I guess we'll find out next week. I hope he gets fired.

Bring back sexxxxy Chef Leon!

Chef "Beef Cheeks" Leon? Ugh. No thanks.

I'd love some quality time with those beefy cheeks! Yum!

R95 = Emile

This deranged Chef Onion is doing the impossible--making me side with Hanner.

I think the onion plot is scripted. These are repeat charter guests. They know the Bravo drill.

Well, lots of it is probably scripted. But Adam has made it clear he couldn't care less about the guests requests in the past. He's just an arrogant asshole.

Though Chef Ben hooked up with Lauren, he and Em's (the beloved "Bucked Tooth Brit Girl") appear to still be together. They started an online cooking show in January 2017, and there is still a photo of her on his Instagram page.

(Chef Ben has hooked up with 5 stews since the start of this series; so that makes it a new stew-hook up every season!)

P.S. Ooooooo! Look what I've found:

I caught something interesting tonite. When Malina first confronts Lauren her hair is straight. Moments later she confronts her again and this time her hair is braided. A few minutes later her hair is straight again. Maybe they had to reshoot one of their scenes and no one realized her hair had changed? Lauren is very Jersey Shore. Adam is a total douche and I have a feeling he'll be sent home before the season is over. Hopefully they will not bring back Ben. Bugsy and Max are too smart to play for the camera. I'm convinced Bobby is special needs. Hanner IS terrible at her job. I do love the captain though.

Currently watching a repeat of the "Double Trouble" episode. While the group is partying in a bar at the end of the episode, Chef Adam says to Bugsy:

" . . . You're one of the best stewardesses I've ever had; and I've had a lot of stewardesses. The Hannah's, you name it; I've had them."

Close your eyes while listening to this and you'd swear it was horny Chef Ben boasting (without the English accent)!

Ewwwwwwwwww! Melia had better run to the First Aid kit to pop some antibiotics, fast, after that kiss with Wez!

While Wez was talking in the crew lounge with Bugsy about his kiss with Melia, he appears to be sporting the makings of a big ol' COLD SORE (HSV) on his lower-right lip!

Adam is such an asshole. Looks like he finally gets caught out next ep. Though I doubt he will get fired :(

No, he won't get fired ~ too late in the season. But, I bet the Captain gives him a good dressing down when the tips go down the toilet.

Will everyone stop saying "Wes"? It's "Wiss"!

Thanks, R89 R90. That's a nice dong on Kelley.

Ahoy, Scissor me timbers!

Why are charter chef's such fucking assholes? I would go dump the onion soup on Adam's skinny legs.

Adam has questionable hygiene...

Indeed, R110. He looks like he doesn't shower. He also seems mentally unbalanced. Something is definitely off with that guy, like he could just go ballistic at any moment.

I still like Wizz. I don't think that was a cold sore on his lip. I think it was Malia's red lipstick smeared on his mouth, just like it was all over Adam's mouth.

All this time I thought that Max was gay because he wasn't hitting on the girls, but he has a girlfriend (in Dubai?). And he calls her every day, just like a cute little puppy. Max is so cute.

Malia's a real slut, isn't she? Flirting with every guy on the yacht, and then getting pissed at Lauren for being called out on it.

I agree with the others on Captain Sandy. She seems cool. Relatively patient with the crew - at least more so than asshole Capt. Lee. And she let Wizz drive the boat! I like supervisors who actually TRAIN and work with their staff.

I think the best part of the episode was when the morning after the drunken night out, Capt. Sandy was in the galley eating her toast, and Lauren came in and said to her, "Capt. Sandy, we missed you last night!" And Sandy replied very dryly..."Why?" That was funny.

Cap'n Sandy should replace Cap'n Crunch

[quote] Cap'n Sandy should replace Cap'n Crunch

Cap'n Munch.

Adam is clearly psychotic so, natch, the bimbo blonde is going to pick him over then nice guy. Hanner is still a cunt. Capn Munch is having none of this!

The onion story line is getting out of control. If this guy is for real, how does expect to ever be hired as s chef after this show?

And the cute girl chose the Onion over Wizz!

So funny. Both Hannah and Capt. Sandy, in their separate interview segments, said Adam sounded psychotic.

Captain Sandy tolerates way more idiotic behavior than Captain Lee would.

Sandy was on Andy's show for some reason considering she's so boring. She told Andy that she didn't know that Chef was a total psycho and that the girl was kissing all the boys until she saw it on TV.

Captain lesbian was asked if she is dating someone. She said no, but there was no mention of gender.

Capn' Sandy was a last minute replacement for Laura Pepron on WWHL. Maybe she just happened to be in town and they asked her to be on the show? Seems like a nice woman and I love her on the show but I don't think anyone expected her to have a huge personality and blow smoke up Andy's azz.

No need to mention gender as Captain Lesbian is out.

Her demeanor is probably all about securing future charters. She's not going to go wild on WWH or anywhere else I would think.

She's a good hands on Captain. I've seen plenty of them in the Adriatic and many can be insufferable, but she seems steady and fair.

Is Bobby the most insecure muscle head you've ever seen or what? God, now HE'S after the blonde slut just to try and convice himself he's desirable. Give me that cutie Max any day. He's the only one not slobbering over Malia and making a fool of himself.

It looks like Hanner's gonna fuck around with a guest in the next episode. Oh, honey, that'll lose you a few stripes.

They show Hanner literally chasing a man.

Bobby has a nice body and that is all he has to offer. The tattoos are ghastly

R119 I'm sure Big Sand has many ladies vying for an opportunity to play in her sandbox.

Cap'n Sandy is a top for sure

Am I the only one who found the bearish daddy who hates onions hot? Major gay vibes even though he has a wife. He seems like a genuinely nice guy and proved it when he gave the crew a big tip in spite of psycho Adam.

[quote] Am I the only one who found the bearish daddy who hates onions hot?

Yes, Kenny the threesome guy!!! His whole circle of friends look like they could totally get into the bi-sex. Last year, there was a threesome with the Okies, but they never stated who was in the threesome.

Also, when Kenny's drunk friend dropped his shorts and exposed his dick to everyone, I noticed that he went to bed with another guy in his bedroom. I'm thinking that some of Kenny's friends are gay.

Anyway, Kenny is very cute. He sounded like a little kid when he was complaining about the onions. "Hannah...my food has onions in it... waaaah." He's adorable.

I also love Captain Sandy. It must be very hard for a woman to get respect from the crew. Meatheads like Bobby are always second guessing her because she's a female captain, and guys like Adam feel like they can get away with shit because she's a woman. But I must say, she handles it very well. She's hands on, and I feel like she's very competent. If I wasn't gay, and she wasn't gay, I'd date her!

Malia's an idiot for going after Adam. Wes is 100x a better man, and if she wants Adam over Wes, then she deserves that tool.

And one last thing. Who's right, as to their use of salon versus saloon? Hannah keeps saying saloon, but Capt. Sandy says it's the main salon. I've heard it called both, but I can never tell who's using the word correctly. Anyone know??

Captain Sandy, like Captain Lee, manages to hold onto her dignity and professionalism in the midst of this reality show shitstorm. I love the way she maintains her composure when dealing with this idiot crew. When Bobby was 'helping' with the anchor situation a few episodes back his attitude was grounds for dismissal. He never would have spoken to a male captain like that. And, yet, Sandy handled it beautifully. She didn't go off on him but she did correct him and show him who's boss. And, this week, she complimented him on his attitude. I wish I had a boss like Captain Sandy.

Hannah IS that girl who is always hanging and kissing on everyone. Always looking for hugs. It's so desperate and gross. Someone please mercy fuck her hard! Liking Capt. Sandy now, she seems pretty cool. Love Wiss. Hate Adam. The girls always go for the cute douchebag. He looks familiar too. Maybe a former Bachelor or something?

Adam looks like Jake Gyllenhall's less attractive younger brother. Love how he referenced his parents and showed their photo on the last episode. How proud they must be.

"Meatheads like Bobby are always second guessing her because she's a female captain"

Your hatred of Bobby is blinding you to reality. He has said many times on the show that he is eager to learn from Sandy and to impress her. If you're going to hate him, hate him for something he actually does.

Bobby will be a star just like Shemp and Jax.

R133 What he says and what he does are clearly two different things. He certainly wasn't aiming to impress Sandy after he mouthed off to her. Also, those off camera interviews are filmed after filming has wrapped so anything nice he says afterwards could be considered damage control.

Wow, Bobby still has a fan...amazing after two seasons of being an irredeemable asshole.

I think Bobby is really just an insecure baby. I kind of feel for him but he is a total Momma's boy - typical Italian American. He just can't make sense of the fact that nobody is really into him.

Bobby's one of those guys who was probably a total geek growing up - not good-looking, tall and skinny and a complete nerd. In an attempt to get acceptance, he started lifting weights and working out and got a hot body, thinking that would solve all his problems.

But he's still an insecure geek inside, and he can't understand it when a girl prefers another guy over him. After all, he's got a hot body! Pay attention to him!

Bobby's more than an insecure geek. A screw's loose.

Bobby has a hot body but he chose to cover his arms in what looks like huge ink stains. And that face! Similar to Mike 'The Situation.' Hot bod but a face only a mother could love.

Does anyone else think that Hanner really is incompetent and a terrible chief stew? I know she's dealing with assholes but she really seems like a fuck up. Resting bitch face on the other Below Deck series at least looks like she knows what she's doing.

Hanner is a drunk who has an inflated sense of self. She's chief shrew.

I'd like to see Hanner and Resting Bitch Face work together as co-chief stews.

At ;least Hannah gives the guests what they want. They dickhead Adam needs to be fired.

Twitter war with Bobby and the ladies. He seems to think that Lauren would have fallen in love with him if Hannah hadn't cock blocked it. So he's ugly and delusional. And Lauren says she has some serious dirt on him. Male hook-ups in his past?

R145 If Bobby is involved then it's simply a Twit war

Why is a 40yo man getting involved in Twitter wars?

R144 I agree. The guests are thrilled with Hannah and that's what's important in this job. The onion guy said that Hannah and her crew saved the trip for them.

Considering she has psychos Adam and Bobby screaming in her face daily, I'd say she's handled this season well.

R145 Loved the article. As obnoxious as he was last season, I never dreamed Bobby could become more disgusting.

The whole flirtation between Hanner and the hot charter guest was sooooooo forced. Based on cumming attractions, Capn Sandy was not pleased that Hanner hooked up with him.

I do love Wiz and Max. And they seem amused by Bobby which is nice.

No way would "The Most Eligible Bachelor in Dallas" give doughy, dreary Hanner the time of day. He must have gotten a free charter in the exchange for teasing her for a few hours.

Hanner is overly familiar with the charter guests. Her initiating / encouraging physical contact is beyond inappropriate. The hugging, backslapping, back rubs need to stop. Same thing with her doing this to her coworkers as well.

I would love to watch Kate and her "Chief Stew" it together. Kate would win, hands down.

It's cute when a woman chases a man into his cabin but had a man chased a woman into her cabin to steal a kiss, he'd be led away in handcuffs.

The Dallas bachelor Jason Ziegler was on Millionaire Matchmaker. He's a reality TV whore.

Hannah's very THIRSTY.

She's aching to marry a rich guy and get the fuck out of yachting.

Hard Hearted Hanner may be an 8 in her backwater Aussie village but she's a 4 in Dallas. The bachelor probably admires her strong back and shoulders but wouldn't dare swing his dick near her.

Hannah is 30 years old. Hooking up with a rich guy to get the hell out of yachting . . . 50-year old, minimum. Younger rich men are dating girls Malia's age. Keepin' it real.

This episode seems the most scripted of all.

Hanner wouldn't suddenly decide to surprise fuck a rich douche, given all the wealthier, hotter men she's served over the years.

Not really buying it.

It could have been a bit set-up and scripted, especially with Hanner running behind Prince Charming and sneaking in before he closes the door. That said, there seems to be a drag in the story line, right now. There was no back stabbing in this episode, just people apologizing and moaning about life in general. Production has to do something to keep us watching. We're getting a little tired of watching the boat boys standing around with their tongues hanging out.

You are just now realizing that these shows are scripted?

I had a friend that was on it and said it wasn't scripted. Her charter was a pretty mild episode, though, so maybe they ask some charter guests to spice it up (she doesn't drink so that might have been a factor). Her only complaint was that she was stuck on the boat and wanted to get off and explore.

I am upset. data lounge has spoiled another crush of mine. jason mr. dallas is a reality show whore? WHY? ruined his hottness for me. i wanted to see him do hanna. i heard she does anal with charter guests As for Adam, why are girls so dumb, she picked the psycho. AND HE IS, i i was with a very well known playgirl model for over 2 years. sociopath. Adam is just like him . deranged. also his eyes are blood shot so sure he is drinking or drugs on the ship while he is cooking, he should be gone. he will be taking a large gun on the next trip and executing everyone at see over onions

Adam seems like he smells. Wizz needs to fuck a random and then Malia will come crawling.

This show is nothing without power dyke Kate.

Kate Chastain is no longer lesbian. After dating and later fighting with Babadook, she is back on the D train. She'll also be back on Below Deck according to her Twitter.

Captain Sandy was a surprise guest on WWHL last night. However, DL Icon Sandy B. totally dissed her by not extending her hand to greet the Captain. (It was a subtle slight; but it sent a powerful message.)

(Is such social slight common practice in the Lesbiterrian world?)

Captain Sandy is too good for WWHL. she is amazing person . A leader. she is confident yet has extreme compassion for others. She has amazing experience. Bravo is lucky to have her. she survived an amazing motorcycle crash. she has been chased by pirates. She is way to classy for Andy Cohen. and who the hell is SandyB?? what does the B stand for?

Ladies and Gentlemen - Please stand for the Lovely and Talented Sandy B!

Sandy B, radio star, was a last minute replacement for Hailey Baldwin. I guess Al Roker wasn't available.

Sandy B is a self involved, lazy but talented observational humorist. She was big in the 80's and 90's.

Captain Sandy was in the WWHL audience last night and I guess Ms. Cohen talked her into a guest spot. I do love Captain Sandy. Refreshing real. I agree that last nights episode seemed the most scripted but I also think that, more often than not, the guests are real. Some of them are such assholes and so entertaining to watch that they really don't need a script. Sandra Burn-hard looks dreadful. Never thought she was funny. Less funny now.

Sandy B dished Capt Sandy? i would have reached through my Tv and punched that hag Sandy B right then and there. I am sure Capt Sandy handled it well. i really think she is amazing person. I post all this about her at my own expense. i dont care that i sound like a wack job. i watch human behavior closely . I have had TONS of life experience. with people of all areas of life. all the gay billionaire trolls here in los angeles. and yes, the most physically gifted of any of them. and no i dont name names. but i can tell you. watching this woman on tv , in just a few mins i recognized greatness . she is perfectly evolved. The best capt sandy moment. when she is asking wack job adam. why he did it (put onions in soup) and she then says but you said otherwise down there. the look on her face, she knew immediately as i did that she had a crazy person in front of her. and she did. now if i could just find a video of captain Sandy out running pirates and how cool and calm she would have been, i will be in heaven

Captain Sandy is Bravo royalty.

I wondered if anyone else caught the snub. Who the fuck is Sandra Bernhard? She was a full-in guest, for Christ's sake, with nothing to contribute to the conversation.

Pretty amusing when Andy mentioned how Letterman dropped SB as a guest. He probably realized she's not funny.

I'm happy that Captain Sandy is getting so much love here.

That lady is such a positive role model for the gay community. Such a professional.

Captain Lee always berated his crew, and he never showed them any appreciation.

Capt. Sandy guides her crew, and also gives them opportunities to learn from her experience.

Now THAT'S a leader.

Captain Lee looks like he reeks of (too much) Ralph Lauren Polo. Ugh!

She really is a leader. She speaks of having compassion for people and yet she does not take any bullshit. for sandra bernhard to snub her is just so typical of a hollywood z list celeb whos only real claim to fame is now she once was a girl pal of madonna, pathetic. capt sandy is so out of her league

Cap'n Sandy is one tough bird;

Captain Sandy recounted the time her motorcycle crashed on the way to the Miami Boat Show about three years ago when she was 49 years old. She hit a car, which tossed her through the air, her legs tearing off the handlebars of her bike in the process, and left her with fractured bones in almost all of her limbs. Captain Sandy was brought to the ICU where she had full reconstructive surgery on her foot and ankle, both of which had been completely crushed. "During each of the eight days I spent in the hospital, I just wanted to go home. The pain meds made me feel uncomfortable, and the constant check-ins from doctors prevented me from sleeping. All I wanted to do was rest so that my body could heal," Captain Sandy recalled in Women's Health. "I was so heavily medicated, but I remember what felt like the whole yachting community coming to visit me from the boat show. There was a lot of love in that room. They brought candy, muffins, fruit baskets, and flowers. I gave most of it to the nurses. My stomach was too upset to eat."

While recovering, the docs found she had Stage II Kidney Cancer. Damn!

Katie Holmes contract with Tom Cruise was worth about $100 million, with a lot of it being given to her during the marriage. Her current net worth is listed at about $25M.

Sorry wrong thread.

Lesbian (yawn) drama

Do yacht captains socialize with each other in port? Capt S seems always to be on her own.

My stepbrother is a yacht captain. Nico, from Below Deck, used to work on his boat. On land, he says he doesn't have time to socialize with anyone except, like Cap'n Sandy, the occasional get-together with crew and guests.

I love Captain Sandy. She respects and trains her crew and chastises the dumbfucks, i.e. Adam serving onions. I don't know how the crew get their stripes, but Buggs should have surrported Hannaer in front of Adam. And later she short addresseed it but came short of an apology. Hannar seems very sensitive and insecure in such a situation and I feel sorry for her that her staff don't say they have her back. I don't see what she has done wrong. She has a hard job, but running after the hot "Principa" is a bit much. She needs a vibrator.

Much love for Captain Sandy. But I also like Captain Lee. He's doesn't seem like a bad guy. He's a little gruff but he's also patient. Bugs shouldn't be complaining about Hanner taking a nap especially since Bugs volunteered to take more responsibility given that she's also been a Chief Stew. And, yes, she should have back Hanner up in front of psycho chef.

Sandy B hates reality TV. That is the only reason I can think of as to why she didn't shake her hand. She did say hello but I was expecting her to offer her hand. Considering they're both lesbians, you would think that maybe SB would be more welcoming. I do like Sandra and I think she is funny but she isn't half as funny or talented as she thinks she is. She takes herself way too seriously.

Sandy B should wear a veil. Jesus, that mug.

R186. The people who hate reality tv , like Sandy B need to come off their high horse. Sandy B. has been talented at times but trust me , she is no great artist and even if she was , all the more gracious to be kind to someone else, even if its someone from reality tv. thats what i like about the show . they have someone famous mixed with someone from reality. its almost like a test. because the famous actor or actor who acts high and mighty around the reality person, they always look horrible. A confident talented famous person with class knows how to mix in all different environments

The fact that Sandy B is a lesbian shows you that there is a god. or higher power. only the devil would make Sandy B a heterosexual woman and cause all that pain for her in the rejections from straight men for life.

Some gays interpret even the most mild expresssion of interest from another gay--such as a friendly Hello--as a come on and aggressive flirtation.

Sandy has probably encountered this thousands of times and wants to avoid it so she's chilly to other out lesbians.

Or she's just a bitch, r190

Sandra Bernhard gives me facial tics. She looks like she's gurning.

Honey, Sandy is an unconventional beauty. Wake up!

If your girlfriend shows up to see you after six months apart and her ass is hanging out of her shorts, she has been fucking around on you.

The Hannah/Texas Bachelor storyline is so fake and stupid.

What a boatload of sluts. Lauren is the only one who's keeping her vajayjay out of this Wes. I mean mess. Hanner talking about professionalism after what she did (even if it was fake and staged) is ridiculous. Bobby is back to being endearingly goofy. When is the Adam slugs Wiz episode going to air? They showed that in coming attractions at the beginning of the season but haven't shown it lately. Did I hear Capn Sandy right when she told Wez to find a new deckhand (meaning get rid of Malina?). They're slobs but yeah i'll keep watching.

R194 - Context, please.

Thank you.

R194 - Never mind; I've figured it out. (I'm on the "Left Coast.")

Hanner's fake charter guest fling was in the audience of WWHL tonite. He's really milking it. Miss Cohen seemed enchanted.

Like, a dude that hot, successful, and "worldly" would deliberately hook up with an overweight, needy "ocean maid." Get the eff outta here! I would be less skeptical if he had shamelessly and relentlessly (and harmlessly) flirted with cute little "Bugs" the entire cruise instead.

(Actually, this would have been entertaining to watch. She probably would have walked around in a state of "Perpetual Blush"!)

Yea. disappointing they would try the fake thing with the charter guest hunk, so lame, he would NEVER be interested in hanna

Having the Hunk in Andy's audience only proves that he's a friend or employee of the network. Oh, he's nice looking but he ain't all that.

Chef Psycho and they girl are made for each other. Cuckoo liars. Poor Wizz is walking into an STD nightmare with that one.

The charter guest contradicted Hannah saying he wasn't the one who kissed her. She kissed him.

Also, Scott Wolf is still adorable..

The deckhand's girlfriend, the "dancer in Dubai," is either effing around on him or soon will be. She's very aware of her "presence"; at a certain point she even spun around for the camera to get a full shot of her nearly ass-less shorts.

Bugsy is a flat out cunt. Hannah should have known from the beginning that, as a former chief stew, Bugsy would be trouble. But to go directly to Bobby, Hannah's sworn enemy - and a cretinous goon, to boot - was unbelievably cunty.

(Of course, I'm pretending this is all real. You might as well play along...)

I cannot imagine being on a ship with all those nosy, narcissistic, posing brats. Even for $1500 a week it would be mental and physical torture. No wonder Hanner created the fantasy of running away with the hunky Primary, even if the relationship went nowhere. If CAPT Sandy knew everything going on that ship she would make them all walk the plank and start over with a new batch of crew.

The Scirocco charters out for over $200K a week. If the tip is 20%, even with a price reduction for vacationing with cameras on board, the people are getting a great deal, even for a weekend.

I have a feeling Hannah won't be on next season. I hope Sandy is.

If Hanner hadn't been such a massive hole, Bugs might have gone to her straight away when the flirty texts were discovered.

They're all pretty gross. No one to root for.

Bugs is a slime. She comes onboard as 2nd Steward and right off she didn't support Hanner, her boss, when that slimy chef starts insulting her. Then she trots around showing private computer messages to everyone. No wonder Hanner doesn't trust her. She is a traitor!

I would sniff Wiss's hole and then lick it for 98 minutes!

Bugs is pretty creepy but Bobby laughing at his own jokes really bugs. The stalker chef would scare anyone with his aggressive "flirtation". Wizz won the WWHL poll over Chef Psycho by a landslide. Mahlia is cute but I spit out my wine when Lauren' referred to her as Rhonda Rousy.

And I had a friend that was on the show last season and she said it cost $50,000 and that the primary does pay that as well as the tip. Most of those that go on are there to promote themselves or their businesses.

Capt S told Wiz to choose/nominate a Chief Deck Hand which means Wiz is losing his position which means Capt S discovered that Wiz has been making out with his subordinate Mahlia which is prohibited. Poor Wiz.

So this sets up potential lunacy for Bobby should Wiz choose Max.

Poor Captain has the worst crew ever.

Did anyone catch a glimpse of Hanner's cheap lace red thong sticking out of her pants? Everything about this chick is trashy. Lauren seems to be the only sane one (so far) and she, wisely, stays in the laundry room and out of the drama most of the time. She learned her lesson the first time she talked shit about Malia. Also, you just know she hates Hanner but she's aligning herself with the person in power and that's the smart thing to do. And, yes, Scott Wolf is still adorable and it's nice that he and Neve Campbell and their families are friends. But Scott threw some serious shade at Jennifer Love Hewitt which made me like him even more.

And Hanner is the epitome of professionalism and leadership as she talks shit about Bugs with Lauren.

Trash and messiness are fun to watch. Lauren (I didn't know her name) will not be asked back for another season. Same with the horny blond guy. Hanner and Bobby will be back.

Sweet little Malia is an opportunist; this why she so quickly tossed the Chef to the side. She wants to hook up with another charter, and Wes is her guaranteed ticket. (She knows she's not getting Capt. Sandy's help.) Malia had expressed her ambitions in the season opener.

Chef and Malia copped to fucking after only knowing each other a few days. She either has a platinum cooch or the chef is beyond desperate as there is no other reason why he'd want a relationship with her. She's tongued other dudes in front of him yet chef wants more! Yuck.

R213. Fake News. pull up the web site. the yacht rents for $225,000 a week. maybe they give a $175,000 break for filming? unlikely. your "friend" must be on crack not a yacht Since i have had the pleasure of being around many crazies. the rest of the crew and cast should really be on guard of Adam. he is a sociopath, just totally wack job . the stuff he does and says, and then last night he joked about burning the ship? HELLO, this is a potential mass murder. and now we have rejection from the hottie girl, they are all doomed. Adam will get his revenge

Not sure, but I think the reduced charter price is because the guests are on it for only a few days, not a full week, but still if I were to charter a white boat, I wouldn't want a film crew on board so maybe they actually do get a giant reduction if they're willing to be shown on TV as a bunch of drunk ass fools as so many of them are. They also get to promote themselves/businesses.

Agree, Adam turned really scary last night.

The reason Malia asked the Chef "Are we okay?" at the end of last night's episode is because she's conducting major "Damage Control." She's afraid he will out her to Wiz and everybody else. When's the "BDM" reunion?

Wonder if there will even be one since the crew members' competing schedules nixed that last one (with Ben and Rabbit Girl).

How many more episodes of this ship wreck are left to go? The crew are all mad as hatters and CAPT Sandy is sitting on the bridge oblivious to most of what goes on. What's left but for all the crew to grab knives and start slashing each other for a grand finale?

Perhaps Bobby and Wiss can have anal intercourse on the top bunk

Hanner looks so damn trashy smoking that butt. Damn girl. Just stop.

Adam has a pointy chin and everyone knows that is a sign of the devil!

r220, pop a pill. please. I don't know/care what the website says. My friend told me what she paid and I have no reason to think she was just making it up. She was on the tacky yacht from two seasons ago so maybe it cost less? She really Kate and Ben and thought they were fucking.

liked Kate and Ben ^

R226. ok thank you for sharing. yes, your "friend" was probably confused and instead was on the S.S. minow

sorry, S.S.Minnow

This season is some good stuff. I actually like all of the cast, except for Lauren. She's a non-entity.

Capt. Sandy is so cool. She even let Bobby the fuck up drive the ship! I love how she said that when she was a member of the crew, the Captain(s) wouldn't let her even step foot on the bridge, so it's just awesome that she not only lets these guys go on the bridge, but she lets them take the ship out! That's just awesome.

I don't know why you think the Hannah / Texas guy thing was fake. Their personal interaction was barely mentioned on the episode. It was more about the ACT of cavorting, and not the actual incident. Seemed real to me. The guy probably thought that it was a good opportunity to get some camera time, and to throw people off the trail of him being gay. Seriously, millionaire in his 40's and he can't even find a female date to go on an expensive yacht trip. Sorry, but he's GAY.

Bobby is such a doofus. I really have no comment on him.

Adam was really looking handsome in this episode. I think he's a total psycho douchebag, but Hanner was right. His face is pretty, but the rest of him is just a hot mess. He really does look like Jake Gyllenhaal. I would hit it if he was even bisexual, but he seems hopelessly straight.

Wizz is such a dream guy. Wish I could find a guy like that.

I agree about those saying that Max's girlfriend cheats. She looks super slutty. And he's so dumb, he'd never know it.

So honestly, what's all the fuss about Malia. She's short and she's a major tease. Why is everyone after her, again?

Did Miss Bobby get a nose job?

So, the hunky charter guest intimated that he and Hannah only got 2 hours sleep? Agree that his being in Andy Cohen's audience in the "special chair" proves he's milking his 15 minutes, big time. You just know Andy wanted to ask him how big his dick is.

yes i know that type , mr. charter guest. they are always into kink, love to see him in a bdsm porn

r228, you didn't need to correct yourself. We got it this first time. And it wasn't the least bit funny.

When do you think this was filmed? Based on the cold evenings and mornings, my guess is late September/early October?

R234==nasty tranny twat......

"The Preference Sheet CLEARLY reads: new episode tonight!"

The Bravolebrities on Andy's show are from Below Deck.

Only 10 minutes in, Andy has mentioned twice, totally unprompted, that he just finished a vacation on a luxury yacht.

I'm so tired of fug Bugs cunting it up.

Today she was bitching about her shift and blaming Hannah. It must have escaped her hare brain that the captain changed the schedules and the only reason it happened was Bugs flapping her jaws about Hannah and the guest.

Not only a cunt but a dumb cunt.

Max is so fucking hot. Blond, good build, big pink nipples. That's my ideal boyfriend right there..

The look of shock and horror on Hanner's face was everything when the Captain barked, "Don't try to distract from the fact that you threw yourself at the Dallas Bachelor!"

So next week we finally get to see Adam smack Wes on the back of the head. There's no way they're going to keep him on the boat or the show after that. I think Wez picks Malina to be chief deckhand over Bobby and Max which will give Bobby a good op to go all psycho again. It was kinda cool that Lauren stuck up for Hanner on WWHL. She's smart to side with her boss and not the rest of the bunch. Shows loyalty.

Max is so fucking dumb. He and Bugs should get together, once he learns that the hot girlfriend back home is giving daily happy endings to her clients. Wiz is adorable.

That girl just wants all of the yacht cock to herself. Greedy for cum. Can't hate her hustle.

Wiss is so cute and cuddly, I would do many things to him 24/7

I'm not sure if, on any of the seasons, I've seen the captain's quarters. I presume they're much nicer than the crew's.

I'm imagining posters of titties plastered all over the wall, R246.

Especially this season!

Bring on the tittays!!!

Is Adam pushing 40, or has he just been rode hard and put away wet?

I think that Adam is in his early 30's.

Funny R247. Sandy is definitely "one of the guys." I love her personality best though, out of all the captains so far.

I also loved seeing the two biggest assholes of this season, Bobby and Adam, eating their hearts out in envy and frustration over Wizz and Malia--albeit for different reasons.

Wow, Bobby, last season when the bosun's favoritism was directed toward you, it didn't seem so unprofessional, did it?

I had to laugh because Below Deck was showing a marathon early on Tuesday, there was an episode with the naked news people and all these ladies were walking around the yacht completely nude.

And of course, Capt. Sandy was running all over the place, trying to get an eyeful, but pretending that she wasn't. It was hilarious.

There was one scene where this girl was walking with her titties out on the side deck, and Capt. Sandy saw her and said under her breath, "there's a family on that other yacht."

Yeah whatever, Sandy.

"Booby" made a joke of the "irresistible" Hanner; she was pissed. She was hot for him, the inappropriate back rubs and full-body hugs, etc. He didn't take the bait.

Hahahahahahhahahhahaha!

Sandy never disappoints. she is like a velvet hammer. she shows compassion but mess with her and she will smack you like she did with hanna. oooh i liked that. they think because capt sandy is nice, compassionate and so those brats try to mess with her. not going to happen. lol that was great. You DL lusting after adam. STOP NOW. i know from experience. he is a druggie and sociopath. its in his eyes and face and his actions with the onions. he is dangerous and would think nothing of killing everyone at sea if he had the chance. Whats with that little burnette twat, slice. she cries around all day about how she just cares so much about people but she is a little shit stirrer going around the boat stirring up shit.

After that description you gave R253, I want Adam even more now!

He's sexy as fuck!

Wow, Booby looks uber gay in this photo.

Am I the only one who questions his sexuality?

Never trust a chef who puts his footwear on top of his knives.

Gross!

R254. if that description of Adam turns you on then you DESERVE TO DIE Bobby would totally get on anyones nerves, he would always be like "well, well, why didnt you ...chose me? huh. what did i do wrong. huh, why not me?

Some disturbed (or simply drunk) people here.

I miss BE who had some good info on Bravo shows, though I came to realize BE was probably Andy Cohen (due to the particular shows he actually knew about. And if you blocked the pro-Cohen poster, the BE posts disappeared too).

r255, I don't know whether he's gay or not, but he's the type that was fat/unattractive and received no attention, and now that he's "hotter", he's obsessed with the image and what everyone thinks of him.

[quote] When do you think this was filmed? Based on the cold evenings and mornings, my guess is late September/early October?

When Bugs, Wizz, and Malia were spying on Bobby and Lauren with the crew dining area cameras, they actually showed an exact date of "5-10-16" as the time stamp, so I guess that very cold day was May 10, 2016. I know that European date stamps are backwards as in 5 October 2016, but the season just didn't strike me as October. May would make more sense, because the weather could easily go from warm and sunny (on the earlier charters) to cold and windy on the later charters. At least, that's my take on it.

Oh, and the city of Dubrovnik looked beautiful, but isn't that the same city that was bombed by the Serbs during that Yugoslavian conflict in the 1990's? I thought the city was destroyed by the bombings?

It seems to have recovered nicely, and it looks untouched.

Btw, that lady who left the charter early was a real fucking spoiled bitch. Her "friends" actually seemed happier, once she left the yacht.

Oh, and doesn't the yacht have indoor heating? The crew and guests were always wearing their jackets and coats on the interior of the yacht. Why not just turn up the heat?

[quote]Oh, and the city of Dubrovnik looked beautiful, but isn't that the same city that was bombed by the Serbs during that Yugoslavian conflict in the 1990's?

Wasn't that Sarajevo?

I went to Dubrovnik in the late 90's and it there were no signs of bombings. The streets in Croatia still had bomb holes and some of the structures were down, but Dubrovnik seemed untouched. You can wade out in the ocean and get sea urchin. The place was beyond incredible. Split, not so much.

Love when Wizz says "dick crew". Sexy AF.

For a 30-something ex-grunger, Adam can't handle his booze. Can't wait to see the Wizz smack down.

Video footage of Dubrovnik being bombed by the Serbians in 1991...

Dubrovnik and Split are both beautiful but Dubrovnik seems completely restored. However, it is super touristy, crowded and a little trashy. Split is actually a real city with an old quarter where Dubrovnik is a little like an Epcot and it seemed most people live out of town.

I had to laugh at Bobby and Adam getting dtunk on Irish Car Bombs, a drink for pussies who can't take Guinness straight so they sweeten it up with Baileys.

R260 The spoiled bitch was none other than Samantha DeBianchi from "Million Dollar Listing Miami" - I kept looking at her and then when she was sitting at the breakfast table it hit me. I remember specifically during #MDLM she sent her little dog in for a teeth cleaning and he ended up dying due to too much anesthesia.

She's a fucking spoiled cunt, R266.

"I think that they didn't deliver what they promised, and they are very unprofessional."

What a dumb, entitled bitch.

The winds were blowing at over 30 mph, and the temperature was in the 50's. And this dumb twat wanted to go lie on a beach???

Goddamn, I would have knocked her out right then and there. People like that need to be tortured.

Note to Malia, Wiz and Adam: Don't shit where you eat. You're welcome.

R267 I'm with you, like the crew can control the weather. She said she had better things to do. What a truly, truly, horrible person. She needs to be ground up and fed to the poor.

It's called acting, hon. I bet the producers egged her on to act like a cunt. She's a reality tv 'star' after all.

She is really unattractive.

Sucks that the tip was so low. The crew really did work their asses off. Love Captain Sandy. Nice, patient, doesn't socialize with the crew much (as it should be). I think Bobby handled the Malia news really well at first. I don't blame him for being pissed off when he found out she and Wezzz kissed. Wez should have done the right thing and made Bobby First Deckhand (for the record, I don't like Bobby but fair is fair). And I love how Wez said that Captain Sandy had a say in who he named. No, she didn't, Wez. It was all you.

What in the hell was Adam doing to Wizz that made him so angry??

It looked like he was just taking pictures on his phone.

When that sourpuss said "If we're not cruising, I have places to be," her friends were like, "Uh huh...."

No one seemed too sad to see her go.

R274 She had very squatty legs and a big ass. No one wants deformed twats like her around.

"She played me like a fucking flute."

Paging Dr. Freud!

r273, I think drunk Adam gave Wizz a wedgie.

I know that Malia gave Bobby a wedgie. And he liked it!

I love seeing Bobby in his undies. Especially if the camera cuts his head off and I don't have to look at that face.

266. that little dog faced twat has absolutely no business being on a yacht

Max looks like the sort of British guy who is heteroflexible, and would let you suck his dick or vice-versa.

Bring back KATE and BEN, KATE and BEN!

(Ben, feel free to leave "Emms." aka "Rabbit" at home so she can get her teeth fixed.)

Who's that man at R283?

That man is my fiancée, R284!

How big is his dick, R285?

The trailer for the new season of the regular Below Deck features Kate but no sign of Ben.

Ben and Emily now have an online cooking show venture together. They've become very serious in their relationship; hence his stepping away from BD. (He's 35; she's 23.)

Less Ben, the better.

[quote]No, she didn't, Wez. It was all you.

Actually I'm sure Cap'n Lez encouraged Wez to go for Malia. Bobby was openly disrespectful to Sandy early in the season and she's probably aware of his nasty behavior last season when given favoritism by the bosun.

Love Sandy.

Malia is no great prize that Wes and Adam (and Sandy) should fight over but Bobby, on top of insolence and insubordination, has already demonstrated incompetence regarding the anchors. Malia should have gotten it.

The promotion storyline was created by the producers to create drama for the cameras.

R291... in what world are these stories not true? I need all bravo storylines to be true or i am going to question my own existence

Max pings. I couldn't definitely see him with a cock in his mouth. Bobby's.

How many times did Bobby drop lines in the water? Wasn't he the one who fucked up the anchors? Couldn't navigate the ship during training?

Either he's getting a bad edit or he's special needs.

Bobby is special needs. Malia was the best choice for Chief Deckhand but girlfriend needs to stop acting like a whore or no one will take her seriously.

When Bobby speaks, food comes flying out (and spit). My special needs neighbor has more manners than Miss Bobby.

A new episode is airing this evening! Com'on, you East Coast b*ches, you're slipping! What is 'Booby' and our crew members up to this evening?

R297 Bugs was furious that Adam and Hannah made up after all her shit-stirring. They made up so well that they got drunk on their after-charter outing and left to go fuck!

Wizz got tired of Malia's indecision and started flirting with a random girl so Malia had no men at all and got in a huff.

Earlier, Malia did give Bobby some good advice: "You'll never be a leader if you act like a dick." He went off in a huff, too.

Oh, and we learned Adam has a 6" cock.

Oh, and the latest harter guests (one day cruise) were swingers.

The only reason Hanner is warming up to Adam this episode is because she wants to "get into his pants."

Hanner is a cheap slut.

She's so desperate to sleep with her co-workers, but none of them wanted her.

The only one who actually ended up fucking her was Adam the serial killer.

What a catch!

LOVE Captain Munch She's cool, calm and collected. I would not want to get on her bad side, that's for sure

Love Captain Sandra-Dee.

Those charter guests were repulsive especially the roided dude but at least they tipped well. Hanner just keeps slipping. I love how there's absolutely no loyalty among the crew and they all switch alliances. Even Lauren was trashing her buddy Hanner's work ethic last night. Wizz was accused of overreacting but I think his outburst was justified. Didn't Adam punch him in the head? Why wasn't that reported to the Captain? Did anyone catch Wizz going into the laundry room and coming out holding a pair of underwear because Adam had obviously ripped his when tried to give him a wedge. LOL Malia's advice to Bobsy: You'll never be a leader if you act like a dick. Bobby should have responded with You'll never be respected if you act like a high school slut.

And Adam is still going to the table in his fucking cap and dirty apron. What a miserable crew. I'd be so pissed if I chartered a cruise and got these high schoolers to manage our needs. Malia and Adam let it slip that they'd had only a one week training session before joining the crew. FFS, no wonder they're all so useless.

Call us "you guys" once and I'd be speaking with the Captain.

Wizz and Bugs are the only professional crew members.

It's funny that Adam seemed a bit repulsed by Hannah's advances, but then I guess he got so drunk and was so desperate to make Malia jealous, that he just went with it. It's actually pretty sad to see how Hannah throws herself at guys. First it was Ben, then Bobby, now Adam. Sad!

Max has become a real bitch, hasn't he? I thought he was quiet and dumb. Guess not.

I would actually like Lauren to be a stew if I ever chartered a cruise. She has a very pleasant personality, and her demeanor while she's working is really nice. She's a hard worker, too.

Bobby gets more and more fem, with each passing episode. I wonder if girls pick up on this, and that's why he can't score with them? I'm not sure if he even realizes yet that he might possibly be gay.

I feel bad for Wizz. In the previews, he looks kind of crushed when Adam shows him the emails that Malia sent to him. Poor guy.

I like Lauren, too. She's smart and plays the game but notice none of the drama centers around her. There was the stuff with Bobby in the first few episodes but she wisely squashed it immediately. Oh, and don't forget Hanner throwing herself at Malia and kissing her on the mouth in an early episode. Hanner is a pig.

Hannah's desperation is embarrassing. She comes off tough but truly has 0 self esteem.

I think Wezz's wedgie was on the intense side. I get the impression Adam actually ripped them which means he must have pulled them up his azz pretty damn hard. Which is kinda hot.

Wes probably wears briefs which would make the wedgie much more intense.

Captain Onion is such a fucking creep. He and that girl deseserve each other.

I think you mean "Chef Onion," R311.

He's not even close to being a Captain.

But you're right. Adam and Malia are both assholes.

Goddamn, Bugs is an unsufferable cunt. You could almost feel sorry for her, as the least attractive woman on the boat. Even Cap'n Lez is way more sexy and generally attractive.

But Bugs destroys any sympathy you could have for by her constant whining and undermining of Hannah. Sandy saw right through her but she's created some seriously bad will toward her superior over nothing.

If she wanted to be a chief stew, instead of working for one, she shouldn't have taken the job.

Bugs is a cunt. I'm almost siding with Hanner on this one. Keep your fucking mouth shut and do your job because nobody gives a fuck how you feel. Almost seems like Cap'n Sandy is in Hanner's corner, too. Also, this is probably the sluttiest crew in the history of Below Deck.

Andy just confirmed that the reunion has been filmed (squee!) that airs August 15.

Did Sandy know about Bobby's 'date' with the charter guest (aka Miss Tinder). I can't imagine should would have approved. The lead charter guy was a pig but his silver daddy friend 'Dean' is hottttttttttttttttttttttttt.

[quote]The lead charter guy was a pig

I had to cringe when he told Sandy she wasn't what he expected but so much better.

The lead charter guest looked like an idiot when none of the paid models, er, friends of his, wanted anything to do with him. Hell, they didn't even want to eat with him. And Bobby is not only a douche - he is also a hypocrite. It's obvious the only reason he complained about Hannah and the Dallas bachelor is because no female would give him the time of day. He finds a bored whore that will kiss him and all of a sudden, his moral compass goes down while his penis goes up.

And Bugs. Pathetic. Just pathetic.

It's sad when Adam is starting to look like the good guy. Looks like Lauren gets called out for being two faced next week but I don't blame her for sticking to Hanner. Max seems to be the only scandal free crew member though I did kind of hope he would offer Bobby a blow job when he was all horned up over those hideous charter whores.

R316. correct. lead charter guest is just goofy guy with money. no game . but his friend was hot. thats how a man should act. Wuzzz. the only authentic person oh plus captain sandy. Wuzz is getting an education on how people are not what they seem. everyone reveals themselves . his girlfriend is a sociopath slut to have played those guys as she did. she obviously wants adam badboy but wanted the promotion she got. amazing that such an innocent look can really hide such a plotting and scheming little witch. ok Wuzz welcome to the real world and he got a real education on how women scheme and plot. The only way to be around women is to control them. especially the hot ones.

Um R320 step off the ledge hon.

Interesting. Even when Hannah had to go to the captain's quarters, they cut to an exterior shot of the boat.

Can anyone ever remember seeing the captain's quarters on any season of BD? I guess there's some reason they don't want us to see it.

R321. Hon? tip.. no one but old queens , fat lesbians talk that way anymore. or "dear" =flamers

Okay R323, thanks for the advice dear.

Great season. Med is much better than the Caribbean so I hope this crew will be back next season.

I'd be shocked if Chef Onion got another charter job let alone was asked back to the show. Since Bobby and Hanner maintain the drama, I'd guess that they will be back.

I really doubt that the boring blond guy and the dull brunette girl will be invited back to the show.

Things that are endlessly annoying on this show:

Hannah twirling her hair or mic cord while talking to guests

Bobby's braying laugh and toothy smile

Not enough naked Max or Wizz

Adam the chef is going to go postal. hanna is a survivor. maia is the worse kind of chick, just not to be trusted. little bitch. played both those guys and now she is going to play Wuzz, or probably never contact him again what happens to these people? It said they made total 141,000 in tips for the season. well divided by 10 or 11 people. thats nothing. do they go back home now to their little towns and get jobs. but to dreary little lives? i would love to see what their back home lives are . like. what towns they live in ect. bobby i guess will go back to his moms house and start stalking girls in town? that charter guest was such a douche bag rich guy. those girls i am sure were all escorts and he had money but no game at all they were all making fun of him. he truly was a joke . all upset over bobby. guys like the charter guest are just so weak

Hanner could learn a lot from Kate.

Kate's the HBIC and she let's everyone know it. Hanner asks for permission.

R328, English please, or I deport you.

Bugs creeps me out

R330. sorry for the confusion. English is not my first language. I speak 4 languages but my english is not so good. I will try harder. Also i suffer from an injury which does not allow me to fully use my hands and i often need help in typing. please be patient and i will also try harder. thanks for your understanding.

bugs is a little shit stirrer

Bugs is fugs.

Bobbys horsey mouth / teeth are distracting

That charter host had quite a tummy. Where was his hot daddy friend? Those girls were pure trash crawling with STD's.

R336. CORRECT. the host was not in bed shape for his age. typical alcoholic body and becaue i am an expert on hookers. i can tell the host was a rich kid.(did not make his own money) cause he totally allowed every else to run the show. people who are rich and SELF MADE would never let the hookers run the show and would NEVER allow the help to fuck the same women you hired for the cruise. those bitches first off should never have been paid up front , which they were. when you hire hookers they do what you tell them to do. same with the staff on the boat. you dont mix with the staff and then blame them when the hooker wants to play with the hot staff. the host was a total loser.must have gotten his money from mommie and daddie

Bummed the ending was kind of meh. Buggy was dressed at the end like it was 1994 - next time don't take the second stew position if you are too good to take orders from someone. Wes is a fucking wuss. Sucker! Malia played him and he ate it up.

The last charter guest couldn't close the deal and get laid with PAID.YACHT.BUNNIES! That is so sad and then he got mad that they wanted to hook up with Bobbie, instead, sadder!

Bobby and Hanner have hated each other since filming ended so the reunion should be fun.

i want to find out where this crew is now, is boddy at home with mummy?

Hannah was pretty lazy this season, and it's looks like the producers agreed.

I thought this season of BD Med was far superior than the last one, primarily due to Captain Sandy. The last captain was totally clueless.

She was very nice in handling problems, including Adam's bizarre intent to include ingredients the character guests specifically requested not be used.

Sandy was aware of almost everything going on and kept the crew in line, all the while giving encouragement. I'm a gay guy and, having worked for lesbians, it's not always great. In my experience they want to prove they're as tough as a man and edd up destroying team morale. Sandy kept a sometimes unprofessional crew in order without having to fire anyone.

R341 = Bugs

R342, she did allow the anchor chains to get almost irretrievably tangled.

The weather caused the yacht to twist during the night, causing the anchor chains to become intertwined. They explained this but it bears repeating: If you've ever had thin gold or silver chain knot up, it's usually not worth the hours involved to untie them.

Same principle here but if they'd cut the anchors loose, the ship couldn't legally continue taking on passengers.

Captain Sandy and Hannah definitely hooked up !! The way Sandy kissed her and said I love you st the end, there's no denying it.

Even though she's dull, Capt Sandy is a huge improvement over that other Below Deck Capt who is just a miserable crank.

I love captain sandy

I believe Hannah would fuck anything that moves. Male, female, animal, vegetable. She is just one needy, horny gal.

Yes, Hannah is a walking void, desperate for affirmation from everyone and anyone. Her father must be a real piece of work.

Captain Sandy is hot.

Well if you are a dude, captain sandy is so a rug muncher so you won't be getting her lol,

I am a dude and i still find capt sandy hot. she combines the best qualities of female and male. i wonder what her partner is like. I would ride on back her motorcycle any day. and i am alpha male. i respect capt sandy

Sandy was on maybe a total of 15 minutes throughout the entire season. People are projecting positive traits onto her. The others are train wrecks so little known capitan looks a lot more together, not to mention maturity usually comes with age. Maybe she's a saint or maybe she's just another person living her life and is like the rest of them. She thought Hanner did a great job but we all saw her doing was a lot of sleeping, some sleeping around, and lots of back stabbing. Maybe Sandy is the same. We don't know because the cameras were not on her hardly at all. Maybe she's just boring.

It's funny that people here say that Sandy ran a tight ship (pun) when she admitted to Andy on WWHL that she had no idea what the crew was up to and was shocked when she saw their shenanigans on TV.

Well R355 it has to be halfway interesting and Capt. Sandy laying down the iron fist would be a bore. Let the shit fly!

R354. CApt Sandys ex girlfriend . ...stay off this sight. we love capt sandy

I want captain sadys muffin #LesbianLove

I get the impression Sandy was attracted to Hanner but I seriously doubt she would act on it while on charter. Sandy is 100% professional. Hanner seems like she'd fuck anything that moves and I definitely think she would have hooked up with Malina if she was given the chance. And, we all know Malina is a whore so...................

I'm finally catching up with the final episode.

Ugh, Adam is the worst. Yes, Malia fucked him over but he is reacting like a psycho. This guy slips girls drugs in their drinks--guaranteed. He'll be in jail for assault or worse in a year or so.

The reunion on Tues should be good. In the teaser, they show Hanner sinking her drink, LOL.

Reunion starts now!

They bleep "shit" but not "asshole"

That's all silly. These cable stations aren't broadcast, per se, and aren't goverened by the same FCC regulations.

F/X used "fuck" and "cunt" in Feud: Bette and Joan.

Chef Adam lying his ass off. At the reunion he is saying that he and Malia only kissed pre-show. On the show itself, he said they fucked pre-show. Weirdo.

You guys are making vile Andy Cohen even richer and filthier. I am disappointed in all of you.

Wizz has really porked up.

Wizz needs a shave but his biceps are filling out that blazer quite nicely.

Boring reunion. Nice to see Malia used her Bravo money to whiten her teeth and get hair extensions. Wes is going to jusgt get fatter as he ages. Adam will stay young and psychotic forever. Hanner really is insufferable. Bobby will always be dumb. Max is a doll. Bugz isn't trustworthy. Lauren isn't worth mentioning. Capn Sandy has class. Did I miss anyone?

Yeah, the reunion was pretty bad. Andy didn't put enough work into crafting good questions and follow-ups.

So how much does Bravo pay this lot to appear on the show?

Sandy looked fantastic.

I'll give Adam credit for this: He knew how bad he came across on the show and came across as contrite and apologetic, whether he meant it or not.

Bobby just continued to prove he's an asshole lacking any self-awareness.

Bobby is a tool but I believe him when he says that Lauren and Hanner are trifling liars. He needs to stay away from them so he seems to love the drama and being the center of (negative) attention.

I would still sniff Wizz's hole

Bobby acts like a chick; "I have texts to prove it! I have texts!" He got dumped yet he has the need to blame someone other than the dumper. Loved how he had to let it be known that he is still seeing the Persian whore from the last charter. Unless she's getting paid, it ain't happening.

I think Malia begged Adam to say that they just kissed and he still obvioulsy cares for her so he agreed. They aren't in third grade. he said they were physical. She wanted to meet in his hotel room after the show. They fucked. And, Wizz needs to go back to the charter diet. he got big.

I may have missed it but did Adam indicate that he's still employed as a chef on chartered yachts? I'd be shocked if anyone hired him after seeing his crazy behavior on TV.

Wizz and Lauren both need to get back to the gym.

I'm laughing my ass off about 'Wizz' and 'Hanner'. Haha

Adam and Malia had totally corroborated their follow-up story prior to the reunion. He's such a whipped mess; and she's going on a free trip to S. Africa with the already whipped Wizz. (He'd better keep an eye on her while they're there. But, alas, love is brutally blind.)

Adam got those charter jobs before the season aired. Bravo cared so little about this reunion that they held in the clubhouse. The last season had a real reunion in TWO PARTS! I thought this was an entertaining season.

Ben's not returning for the upcoming BD Caribbean season. :-(

Malia must have a platinum pussy and ability to suck the chrome off a bumper because she ain't much to look at and her personality is subpar.

Adam was doing damage control last night. He's still a psycho. He's the Jason Hoppy of the high seas.

I want Adrienne and Samantha from BD Season 1 to return!

(Samantha hilariously opined on Adrienne's 'scissoring at least half of the charter guests.' Wicked Bitch!)

BRING BACK KAT!

[quote] F/X used "fuck" and "cunt" in Feud: Bette and Joan.

They also say fuck repeatedly in "Snowfall" on FX.

Adam and Malia definitely agreed to tell everyone they "just kissed" before they came on the show, when it's clear they'd been fucking. Hell, even Adam told Wizz on the last episode that he and Malia had had sex. Malia is deceitful little bitch. I don't like Adam, but I feel for him when it comes to that slut. Poor Wizz is gonna get his heart broken soon.

I absolutely love Max. He's so cute.

Wizz does not look attractive with a beard

^ Or with the extra weight he put on since the show. But I still like him.

Correct i have known many like here. Malia is a SOCIOPATH twat, they feed on innocents like Wizz. you can just feel her evil. but he has been warned. Adam should be very thankful he dodged a bullet

Malia is not a sociopath, just a player. If she was male and not female, we wouldn't even be talking about it.

R389. dumb argument. BUT SHE IS FEMALE and she is a sociopath. she is playing Wizz. . when they are not together she is playing someone else. your argument is that all men play women and thats not the case.

Actually, Einstein at r390, my argument is not that all men play women. My argument was that if it was a male crew member that was hooking up with 2 different female crew members, he would be viewed as a stud and would probably brag about it. Malia getting slut-shamed for kissing 2 guys on the same crew is so 1940's. Women, like men, can kiss/fuck anyone they want. She wasn't married or even in a relationship with either one of those guys.

The only thing that matters is that Wizz gained 10 pounds since fliming stopped last year. This is Datalounge, after all.

R391. you miss the point again. its not that she fooled around with two guys , its that she lied about it and is still being deceitful. woman raise our children they are supposed to be nurturing not whores. man can be whores cause its their job to plant their seed in as many holes as possible to keep the race going. women need to raise babies and protect life . she is a kardashian sociopath whore. any man who deals with her will meet an unhappy end.

English, please.

The reason why Adam and Malia had claimed they'd *only kissed* during filming, is because Wiz's parents watched the series, and he's bringing her to meet them. They'll figure it out for themselves when they meet her.

R391 right on. I hope Malia and Wizz make it, think they are a cute couple.

Now that Malia has a taste for the "Fancy Life," and all it brings, it's only a matter of time before she realizes it will never be through Wizz, a glorified 'small-boat' deck hand.

(She's often commented on Diddy's yacht.)

Correct. Malia is just waiting for her next step up to opportunity

AKA, typical female behavior

R399, actually there are women who are trustworthy and just want to raise a family and love a good man. ...FAT ONES .... and i get it with women needing to market that little golden nugget to the highest bidder, i mean look what usually happens, they get traded in for younger and hotter all the time. so. they need to be clever and scheming and be like elizabeth hurley and poke the condom so you can get $50k from stephen bing in child support until you land another one , just like she did

Liz has always been one crafty, relentless wench, R400.

r400 is a fat, balding man that can't get laid at a brothel. Your vagina envy is scary.

R402. =old hag straight woman with LOTS of baggage. why do these hags come on here to post. all women over age 40 should just get cats and become lesbians. lol, so happy that me , alpha male, still hot at 53 and gay can cause such upset in a tired old worthless female. lol. (hey you broads did it to yourselves. in youth you use that golden nugget as your pass to get everything you want, and then as you age and have nothing else to offer you become bitter and haggard and very angry) so very glad my mom popped me out homo, cause straight women are just plain worthless and consumtion cunts. with their makeup and shoes and purses .... its disgusting

Sorry sweetie at r403, but you are not gay, hot or only 53. And you are illiterate.

R403. Sweetie....UG only old hags, fat old hags and fat old homos use that word... old old old. and dont forget to sign off by saying DEAR... yuuc, I now know all i need to know....R403 another pathetic datalound frumpster hag

After Malia leaves Wizz, he will discover his true nature and elope with Max and live happily ever after

Wizz will be too fat for Max. Capt Sandy will have pity on Wizz and encourage him to further develop his fem side and in the coming years he will transition and live happily riding motor cycles with capt sandy and live happy ever after

[Quote]Even for $1500 a week it would be mental and physical torture.

They have a salary, the tip is on top of that. It's more than $1500 a week.