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Lets be the Film Silence of the Lambs

Put the Fuckin Lotion in the Basket

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by Anonymousreply 148June 11, 2018 7:05 PM

Let's not, please.

Everyone FF this troll, he is relentless.

by Anonymousreply 1April 26, 2017 4:44 PM

I'm Michelle Pfeiffer, still bitter about turning down this movie.

by Anonymousreply 2April 26, 2017 4:44 PM

I'm fava beans.

by Anonymousreply 3April 26, 2017 4:52 PM

I'm the length of bone when Jane Gumb sees himself in the mirror.

by Anonymousreply 4April 26, 2017 5:24 PM

[quote]Let's not, please. Everyone FF this troll, he is relentless.

Why do some of the Marys round here think just one person posts Let's Be threads?

by Anonymousreply 5April 26, 2017 5:35 PM

I'm the cum dripping down Starling's face.

by Anonymousreply 6April 26, 2017 5:36 PM

I'm "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus.

by Anonymousreply 7April 26, 2017 5:38 PM

I'm the lip sucking Hannibal does after he mentions R3 and a nice chianti.

by Anonymousreply 8April 26, 2017 5:40 PM

I'm the privacy screen....

by Anonymousreply 9April 26, 2017 5:45 PM

I'm Fosters dyed brown hair in the film.

by Anonymousreply 10April 26, 2017 5:46 PM

I'm Hannibals drawings in his cell.

by Anonymousreply 11April 26, 2017 5:47 PM

I'm the line "Get me out of here, you fucking bitch!"

by Anonymousreply 12April 26, 2017 5:49 PM

I'm the missing apostrophe in "Let's".

by Anonymousreply 13April 26, 2017 5:50 PM

I'm Jodie's second Oscar. Suck it, Sarandon.

by Anonymousreply 14April 26, 2017 5:51 PM

I'm Clarices roommate at Quantico. I think I was in The Craft too, or maybe it was a chick who looked a lot like me.

by Anonymousreply 15April 26, 2017 5:57 PM

I'm the jar in the car in the storage area.

by Anonymousreply 16April 26, 2017 6:04 PM

I'm the cell on Plum Island.

by Anonymousreply 17April 26, 2017 6:14 PM

I'm Chris Isaac inspecting the elevator car.

by Anonymousreply 18April 26, 2017 6:16 PM

I'm Frederica Bimmel. the fat girl victim with the nude selfies hidden in her room.

by Anonymousreply 19April 26, 2017 6:37 PM

I'm the doomed, yet apparently tasty, Census taker.

by Anonymousreply 20April 26, 2017 6:50 PM

I'm [italic]Beauty and the Beast[/italic], the movie that would have won Best Picture if this one had been made in any other year.

by Anonymousreply 21April 26, 2017 6:51 PM

I'm the Senator's nipples.

by Anonymousreply 22April 26, 2017 6:56 PM

[quote] I'm Michelle Pfeiffer, still bitter about turning down this movie.

I'm [italic]Frankie & Johnny[/italic], the movie she made instead. Ka-THUD!

by Anonymousreply 23April 26, 2017 7:03 PM

I'm the Death's Head moth that tips off Clarice.

by Anonymousreply 24April 26, 2017 7:34 PM

I am Tom Petty's "American Girl" playing while Catherine Martin drives to her doom. I underscore her last moments of freedom.

by Anonymousreply 25April 26, 2017 7:44 PM

I'm the unused film shot when it was deemed the film needed to be darker.

by Anonymousreply 26April 26, 2017 7:51 PM

I'm the study white male cadet who is both impressed and intimidated by Clarise's talents.

by Anonymousreply 27April 26, 2017 8:14 PM

I am the confusing last 10 minutes when it isn't clear where Clarise is or how she knew to go there.

by Anonymousreply 28April 26, 2017 8:24 PM

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by Anonymousreply 29April 26, 2017 9:16 PM

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by Anonymousreply 30April 26, 2017 9:16 PM

R29/R30, I'm giving serious thought to eating your wife.

by Anonymousreply 31April 26, 2017 9:18 PM

I'm the ugly cross-eyed bug doctor at the museum flirting with Agt. Starling.

by Anonymousreply 32April 26, 2017 9:21 PM

I'm the Katharine Hepburn accent that Anthony Hopkin adopts for Hannibal. I'm presumably the residue of, or payback for, some long-ago trauma on the set of _A Lion in Winter_.

by Anonymousreply 33April 26, 2017 9:23 PM

I'm Frederica Bimmel, former chubby friend of Jame.

by Anonymousreply 34April 26, 2017 9:37 PM

I'm about a size fourteen.

by Anonymousreply 35April 26, 2017 9:41 PM

R34, are you also R19? Your anagrams are showing as is your fat.

by Anonymousreply 36April 26, 2017 9:41 PM

R32 I'm the cheeseburgers and beer, or the amusing house wine .

by Anonymousreply 37April 27, 2017 12:06 AM

I'm first principles.

by Anonymousreply 38April 27, 2017 3:18 AM

I'm a tropical vacation that's going to be interrupted

by Anonymousreply 39April 27, 2017 3:46 AM

I'm Clarice Starling's cunt. Multiple Miggs can smell me while Dr. Lecter cannot.

by Anonymousreply 40April 27, 2017 4:53 AM

[quote]I'm the line "Get me out of here, you fucking bitch!"—Catherine Martin, ungrateful/traumatized Senator's daughter

That's the only line I remember. SURE you'd say that to your rescuer.

Dumb movie.

by Anonymousreply 41April 27, 2017 5:00 AM

I'm Precious, the incongruously adorable little dog lured to her doom while my master preens in front of the mirror.

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by Anonymousreply 42April 27, 2017 5:16 AM

I'm Clarice as a child, creepy and not looking like Foster at the same age.

by Anonymousreply 43April 27, 2017 7:08 AM

I'm Buffalo Bill's hidden dick.

by Anonymousreply 44April 27, 2017 7:21 AM

I'm the telltale torn fingernails of prior victims lodged into the walls of that pit.

You can try to claw your way out, but it will all be for naught.

by Anonymousreply 45April 27, 2017 9:14 AM

I'm Anthony Hopkins, I only had about 15 minutes of screen time yet I totally stole the movie and won an oscar for it.

by Anonymousreply 46April 27, 2017 9:40 AM

r46m beat me to it.

by Anonymousreply 47April 27, 2017 11:24 AM

I'm the idiot cop who managed to let Hannibal escape. My friend is bludgeoned to death while I get my face chewed off. Horror movies sure do love idiot cops.

by Anonymousreply 48April 27, 2017 11:26 AM

I'm Kasi Lemmons. I should have had a much bigger career.

by Anonymousreply 49April 27, 2017 11:26 AM

I'm Baltimore. I can be quite a fun town.

by Anonymousreply 50April 27, 2017 11:27 AM

I'm the god like omniscience of Hannibal Lecter. It would all be absurd if the acting wasn't so dam good.

by Anonymousreply 51April 27, 2017 11:28 AM

I’m Catherine’s 1980s jeep, with a shitty, tinny, trebly sound system blaring Tom Petty

by Anonymousreply 52April 27, 2017 11:28 AM

I'm Buffalo Bill's manly voice when angry. Its epic and was stolen by Bane in Dark Knight.

by Anonymousreply 53April 27, 2017 11:30 AM

I'm a big fat person.

by Anonymousreply 54April 27, 2017 11:31 AM

I'm Senator Martin's suit.

by Anonymousreply 55April 27, 2017 11:31 AM

I'm the smell of blue working class one generation removed from poor white trash.

by Anonymousreply 56April 27, 2017 11:36 AM

I'm the stink of the lamp.

by Anonymousreply 57April 27, 2017 11:38 AM

I'm nail biting suspense, genuine fright, and fine filmmaking. Torture porn and 'Saw' could learn something from me.

by Anonymousreply 58April 27, 2017 11:41 AM

I'm Senator Martin. I just want the best of everything for my daughter, including not being skinned alive.

by Anonymousreply 59April 27, 2017 11:47 AM

I'm the six or so tall men in the elevator who make Starling look so, so tiny.

by Anonymousreply 60April 27, 2017 12:30 PM

I’m the Duomo, as seen from the Belvedere.

by Anonymousreply 61April 27, 2017 1:27 PM

I missed this movie- is it any good?

by Anonymousreply 62April 27, 2017 1:49 PM

I'm toaster giveaways and Barry manilow on the speakers all day.

by Anonymousreply 63April 27, 2017 3:04 PM

I'm the phrase " Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation out of the mines Officer Starling. ", I have been quoted on datalounge various times.

by Anonymousreply 64April 27, 2017 3:20 PM

I’m UVA and that throwaway line really inflated my sense of importance.

by Anonymousreply 65April 27, 2017 4:07 PM

I'm Barney's ceaseless kindness and understanding directed at these crazy white people.

by Anonymousreply 66April 27, 2017 4:33 PM

I'm the spring lamb that was too heavy for Clarice to save, which caused her to be sent to an orphanage.

by Anonymousreply 67April 27, 2017 4:36 PM

[quote] I'm Barney's ceaseless kindness and understanding directed at these crazy white people.

I'm the Lecter memorabilia Barney sells in "Hannibal" that makes him quite wealthy and which explains his kindness and understanding. Ka-Ching.

by Anonymousreply 68April 27, 2017 4:39 PM

[quote] I'm the phrase " Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation out of the mines Officer Starling. ", I have been quoted on datalounge various times.

I'm the phrase as quoted from the film: "Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you Agent Starling?" I've been quoted on Datalounge various times.

by Anonymousreply 69April 27, 2017 4:41 PM

I'm the pen that Dr. Chilton left that somehow Dr. Lecter managed to use to escape. How? We don't have any idea...they glossed over that.

by Anonymousreply 70April 27, 2017 4:52 PM

I'm Jack Crawford as he imagines scenarios, exchanges, fucking Starling.

by Anonymousreply 71April 27, 2017 4:58 PM

Frankly, R71, you're something Miggs would say.

by Anonymousreply 72April 27, 2017 5:01 PM

I think it's quite clear, r70. Lecter dissembled the pen, took out the little steel spring that enables the clicking mechanism, straightened it out and then used it to pop his handcuffs.

by Anonymousreply 73April 27, 2017 5:05 PM

R3773, are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself?

by Anonymousreply 74April 27, 2017 5:09 PM

I'm Sergeant Tate's wackadoo mustache.

You're not sure if I make him [actor Danny Darst] less fuckable or more fuckable.

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by Anonymousreply 75April 27, 2017 5:17 PM

I'm the 80s Madonna poster on Frederika Bimmel's bedroom wall.

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by Anonymousreply 76April 27, 2017 5:30 PM

I'm Madonna and I passed on the role of Clarise.

by Anonymousreply 77April 27, 2017 5:52 PM

I'm that gross white junk they rubbed under their noses before the autopsy.

by Anonymousreply 78April 27, 2017 5:57 PM

I'm the big, brown eyes on the young Clarice that break continuity with Jodie's ice blue sparklers.

by Anonymousreply 79April 27, 2017 6:01 PM

I'm the glitter nail polish, looking "like town" to Clarice.

by Anonymousreply 80April 27, 2017 6:06 PM

I'm Brian Cox, I played Hannibal before it was cool.

by Anonymousreply 81April 27, 2017 6:30 PM

I'm Jack Palance's Oscar. I wouldn't exist had Orion Pictures campaigned Hopkins in the Supporting category like they should have.

by Anonymousreply 82April 27, 2017 6:37 PM

r73, quite the imagination you have. Dr. Lecter was in a straight jacket when he was with the pen and later they only showed a metal piece of the pen, possibly the ink cartridge. How did he get the pen and open it, free the piece, all while bound? Sorry folks, big hole in the story.

by Anonymousreply 83April 27, 2017 6:48 PM

How did Dr. Lechter know there was a body in the storage locker?

by Anonymousreply 84April 27, 2017 6:56 PM

I'm Clarice's Pinto car that she leans against, crying as Miggs' cum hardens on her face.

by Anonymousreply 85April 27, 2017 6:56 PM

I'm the Evyan skin cream that Clarice usually wore. But not that day.

by Anonymousreply 86April 27, 2017 7:09 PM

I'm Clarice's cheap shoes.

by Anonymousreply 87April 27, 2017 7:11 PM

r82, Lack of screen time aside, Hannibal is such a riveting force throughout the film it deserved to be in the Leading actor category.

by Anonymousreply 88April 27, 2017 7:15 PM

I’m the doctor warden, joining Dr. Lecter for dinner.

by Anonymousreply 89April 27, 2017 7:15 PM

i'm Clarice's black lady friend. I'm in one domestic scene with her, she's wearing a bathrobe. So you just know Clarice's a lesbian but it can't be said out loud.

by Anonymousreply 90April 27, 2017 8:09 PM

I'm the unused L'Air du Temps Clarice left on her dresser the day she went to meet Hannibal for the first time.

by Anonymousreply 91April 27, 2017 10:45 PM

R83, the implication is that stupid Chilton left it in Lecter's cell. Which is made clear later when in the scene with Senator Martin Chilton can't find his pen.

Really dear, must everything be dumbed down for you?

by Anonymousreply 92April 27, 2017 10:53 PM

I’m the awful waste of space

by Anonymousreply 93April 27, 2017 11:40 PM

I'm the unnecessarily annoyingly LOUD doorbell shrieking from the Gumb residence

by Anonymousreply 94April 27, 2017 11:53 PM

I'm the disco ball and mannequins in Jame Gumb's "sewing room".

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by Anonymousreply 95April 27, 2017 11:56 PM

I'm the slab on which Catherine Martin's body will be placed after she's dead. When that happens Senator Martin will be tickled, but where?

by Anonymousreply 96April 27, 2017 11:59 PM

I am toughened nipples

by Anonymousreply 97April 28, 2017 12:12 AM

R97 see R22

by Anonymousreply 98April 28, 2017 12:55 AM

[quote]I'm that gross white junk they rubbed under their noses before the autopsy.

It's Vicks Vap-o-Rub.

by Anonymousreply 99April 28, 2017 1:03 AM

I'm the murdered policeman's corpse, eviscerated and hanging a ridiculously high distance off the ground, pinned to the bars of the prison cell with arms outstretched like a butterfly's wings. Lecter has somehow managed to do this before escaping without being detected. And people thought this movie was a realistic depiction of the FBI and serial killers!

by Anonymousreply 100April 28, 2017 1:13 AM

r98, they didn't specify toughened. I like mime better.

I really just didn't see it and am making excuses.

by Anonymousreply 101April 28, 2017 1:48 AM

I'm the glitter in the eye and the low survival growl in the voice of Katherine as she delivers her best line:

"Don't you MAKE me hurt yer dog."

by Anonymousreply 102April 28, 2017 2:21 AM

I'm Lecter's pulse. I never got above 85, even when he ate the nurse's tongue in 1981.

by Anonymousreply 103April 28, 2017 5:03 AM

I'm the bad joke from Kansas City homicide: This one likes to skin his humps.

by Anonymousreply 104April 28, 2017 8:38 AM

I'm a music box ballerina.

by Anonymousreply 105April 28, 2017 8:50 AM

I'm Thomas Harris' homophobia. He had an increasingly hard time hiding me when he wrote the sequel.

by Anonymousreply 106April 28, 2017 10:18 AM

I'm Stevie Nicks in my Stand Back video, and I look "hauntingly familiar" to the eviscerated murdered butterfly cop display...

by Anonymousreply 107April 28, 2017 11:01 AM

I'm the second Oscar she won for the wooden acting in this overrated schlock sitting on her mantle.

She didn't deserve me EITHER!

by Anonymousreply 108April 28, 2017 11:41 AM

I'm Fredrica Bimmel. By contemporary standards, I'm not even all that big.

by Anonymousreply 109May 10, 2017 11:27 AM

I'm a lesbian killing a transcultist. If only life could imitate art.

by Anonymousreply 110May 10, 2017 11:31 AM

I'm the bankruptcy of Orion Pictures that kept Jodie from having to compete for an Oscar with Jessica Lange in [italic]Blue Sky[/italic], since it wasn't released until 1994 after they emerged from bankruptcy. They also held back Martin Short's role as an obnoxious 10-year-old boy in [italic]Clifford[/italic] for that reason, but no one ever believed that was an Oscar contender at any point in its making.

by Anonymousreply 111May 10, 2017 12:00 PM

There are too many Frederica Bimmels on this thread. I've deduced the false ones and will soon delight in your reward. Tick tock.

(Slurp)

by Anonymousreply 112May 10, 2017 2:57 PM

I'm the cross eyed entomologist who has the hots for Miss Starling but who looks like he himself could be a serial killer.

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by Anonymousreply 113May 10, 2017 3:50 PM

R113, meet R32.

by Anonymousreply 114May 10, 2017 4:14 PM

I'm Noble Pilcher, the cross-eyed bug guy. I have a weird name; Thomas Harris likes weird names (Fredrica Bimmel, Ardelia Mapp, Jame Gumb). I'm described in the novel as having "a long friendly face, but his black eyes were a little witchy and too close together and one of them had a slight cast that made it catch the light independently." I'm immediately hot for Starling (every guy who meets her is; she's apparently gorgeous) and tell her "Officer Starling, I'd like to get to know you." She says she'll call and I pant "you definitely should, absolutely, I'd like that." After she vanquishes Jame Gumb I invite her to me and my sister's place on the Chesapeake, a big old dump with "as many rooms as anybody might need" and lots of dogs to keep you warm at night. At the novel's end, Starling is sleeping sweetly "in the silence of the lambs" and the mounds under her covers may be some of the dogs...or me. Yep, she might actually be sleeping with me, the cross eyed bug doctor. Imagine that.

by Anonymousreply 115May 11, 2017 3:54 AM

R115...my mind is now fucked....and blown. Thank you good sir.

by Anonymousreply 116May 11, 2017 4:26 AM

I'm things you covet. Do you seek me out?

by Anonymousreply 117May 28, 2017 3:11 PM

I'm the old bag making decomposition soup in the bathtub, and one the reasons you snagged a role in this epic, R78.

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by Anonymousreply 118May 28, 2017 3:31 PM

I'm the piece of wood that symbolizes Jodie Foster's acting in this film and just about every other movie she has been in.

by Anonymousreply 119May 28, 2017 3:51 PM

I'm Sergeant Tate and this is Jim Pembry. Now talk to him, dammit!

by Anonymousreply 120May 29, 2017 7:50 AM

I'm Foster's lousy accent that would taken some viewers completely out of the film if not for other elements retaining their interest.

by Anonymousreply 121May 29, 2017 9:41 AM

I'm lamb chops, extra rare.

by Anonymousreply 122May 29, 2017 4:13 PM

I'm Buffalo Bill's dump sites. Don't I seem desperately random, like the exaggerations of a bad liar?

Ta

by Anonymousreply 123May 29, 2017 4:23 PM

I like, R120.

by Anonymousreply 124May 29, 2017 4:48 PM

I'm Jeremy Irons, Robert De Niro, Robert Duvall, Gene Hackman, John Hurt and Mickey Rourke, I was considered to play Hannibal but turned it down.

by Anonymousreply 125May 29, 2017 5:48 PM

[quote] I'm Foster's lousy accent that would taken some viewers completely out of the film if not for other elements retaining their interest.

You don't know how many people I have met over the years who actually talk like that.

by Anonymousreply 126May 29, 2017 5:52 PM

I too found Foster's pronounced hillbilly accent grating. It was like nails on a blackboard.

by Anonymousreply 127May 29, 2017 7:21 PM

[quote] It was like nails on a blackboard.

Well then she did it perfectly, you cornpone pussy.

by Anonymousreply 128May 29, 2017 8:50 PM

I'm a well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste.

by Anonymousreply 129February 11, 2018 9:59 PM

I'm the hisdden tape recorder under the chair capturing Hannibal and Clarice's conversations..

by Anonymousreply 130June 10, 2018 6:33 PM

I'm the "about a size 14."

by Anonymousreply 131June 10, 2018 6:41 PM

I'm a good bag!

by Anonymousreply 132June 10, 2018 6:49 PM

And I'm cheap shoes!

by Anonymousreply 133June 10, 2018 6:50 PM

I am the three major centers for transsexual surgery: Johns Hopkins, the University of Minnesota, and the Columbus Medical Center.

by Anonymousreply 134June 10, 2018 6:54 PM

I'm a transsexual. According to Clarice Starling, I'm very passive!

by Anonymousreply 135June 10, 2018 6:55 PM

I am Benjamin Raspail, a garden-variety manic-depressive. I am tedious, very tedious.

The movie will imply that Jame Gumb killed me, but the book will make clear that I was horribly killed by Dr. Lecter.

by Anonymousreply 136June 10, 2018 6:57 PM

I’m Baltimore and I’m quite a fun town.

by Anonymousreply 137June 10, 2018 7:21 PM

I’m the garden variety manic depressive. I’m tedious, very tedious.

by Anonymousreply 138June 10, 2018 7:24 PM

I’m Dr. Lector and I escaped. I won’t go after Clarice, because I consider that rude.

by Anonymousreply 139June 10, 2018 7:25 PM

I’m celebratory FBI cake, with white frosting. I’m sliced into wedges and doled out to the new special agents.

by Anonymousreply 140June 10, 2018 7:28 PM

I'm obviously a lesbian but that is never acknowledged in this movie

by Anonymousreply 141June 10, 2018 7:53 PM

I'm the missing letter "s" in Jame Gumb's name.

by Anonymousreply 142June 10, 2018 7:54 PM

Dr Lecter didn't pursue Clarice because he thought that would be rude. He said he thought the world was more interesting with her in it!

by Anonymousreply 143June 10, 2018 8:04 PM

I'm Clarice's hair that suddenly gets darker and freshly washed after I leave Lecter in the asylum.

by Anonymousreply 144June 10, 2018 8:33 PM

I’m those tedious, sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars...

by Anonymousreply 145June 11, 2018 5:54 PM

I'm senator Ruth Marting's tickling nipples.

by Anonymousreply 146June 11, 2018 6:43 PM

^^ Martin

by Anonymousreply 147June 11, 2018 6:43 PM

I'm Ardelia, the token black chick. Not once did I say "Gurllll", "Miss Thibg" or "Honey Child" I did however, give a vital clue to Clarice

But what I really want to do is direct...

by Anonymousreply 148June 11, 2018 7:05 PM
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