If You Could Fuck One Man...Any Man...

Nyle DeMarco.

Period.

He's perfect.

Probably Alexander The Great. One of the greatest conquerors of mankind just had to have thrown a mean fuck.

Val Kilmer as he looked in 'Willow'.

Jude Law. Talented Mr Ripley era.

This mountain of a man. But he might break me.

Antinous, because duh!

The only thing better would be the *entire* Band of Thebes.

Ooh la la, R5! Qui est-il?

Clint Walker

Maybe Jack Kerouac, although he's probably not my final answer; I have to ponder this a bit more.

No, JFK Jr.

Sorry R1. JFK Jr. He was perfection.

Haha! Sorry, R10. Great minds think alike.

Cochran from Survivor

Tom Hiddleston

R8 He was magnificent!

FDR Jr. around this era:

My sister's husband. He's fucking gorgeous and she says he's hung and his cumshots reach the ceiling.

No problem R12; your pic makes up for it! (I still have dibs though.)

R16 Yes, please!

Gordon from Sesame Street

Jon Erik Hexum

Yes, Clint in his prime was quite a hunk. He's still with us, having survived, many years ago, a skiing accident in which a ski pole punctured his heart.

That's easy: Superman/Clark Kent. Can you imagine that power fuck?

Batman knows.

You, OP.

[quote]Nyle DeMarco.

[quote]Period.

[quote]He's perfect.

WHAT DID YOU SAY? SPEAK UP!

Guy Madison before Rory got him

R5 Clint Walker was as hot as they come. What I would give to have that body of his on top of me with his dick slamming my ass while he talks dirty to me with that voice of his. Wow.

My next choice would be Chad Everett as long as he didn't have his 80s mustache.

The handsomest one with the biggest cock and tightest bubble butt.

Find him, and you'll never get me off him.

Joe Dallesandro in his prime.

Richard Denning, c.1940

R30 Wow... he was hot!

Chris Wood.

Jan-Michael Vincent anytime between 1962-1985

Sir Francis Drake -red hair, excellent sailor, by all accounts quite personable, could probably hook me up with gold, silver, and exotic luxuries.

And some exotic syph.

Lots of good choices here, but for me, it's probably got to be Alcibiades.

Robert Conard, when he was still fucking guys as trade!

Rod Taylor from about 1960, when he starred in The Time Machine. Hairy chest. Beautiful butt.

kevin smith

Cary Grant. I wondered what the fuss is all about until I actually saw him in a film. It was "Holiday" (1938) with Katharine Hepburn (who incidentally I found wonderful and beautiful in the film... she must be one of the top 3 greatest actresses of all time). He is so handsome in that film that stills don't do him justice, he was made for motion. A big part of it is his hunky physique, and the way that he fills a suit out. The delts, the lats, the hips, the butt, the biceps. But also, it is his incredible athleticism, he is so acrobatic and displays effortless strength. I think that it is also the way that his personality comes through - with a sense of fun, but capable of being loyal and responsible and serious on a deeper level... <3

R40, are you talking about the Kevin Smith who played Ares in Xena and was tragically killed in a filming accident, or some other Kevin Smith?

Y'all type old

Seriously, are most of you in your 70's or 80's?

R43's ideal "man" -

Roger Casement, Irish rebel and notorious size queen

Jim Morrison circa 1968. Yup, he was a drunk asshole, but gawd he was pretty.

Yall type cunt, R43. Seriously, are you some kind of piece of shit?

"Yall" are white trash, R47, so do fuck off, trash.

Oooh here's an oldie but a goodie. Anthony Wilding -- New Zealand Wimbledon Champion. And fuck you r43 - I'm 35 but love history. Maybe you could learn a bit from it?

R47 - Isn't it time to take out your teeth, take off your urine/shit stained boxer shorts, put on your urine stained pyjamas, and get to bed, snoring and drooling, until in two hours you have to get up to pee?

I thought the nurses limit your time to use the lobby computer? Isn't that thing meant just to play solitaire?

Isn't it time for you to fall into a sewer drain while walkxting, you snide little millennitard fuckfaced rat?

You're also here, typing on a stupid website. Don't even try to act superior, cunt crumb. Your mommy shouldn't let you stay up late! Baby shit his pants again because somebody on the internet called him a name?

Jeffrey Hunter was fine as fuck, and probably a really good fuck as well. They don't make 'em better looking than Mr. Hunter that's for damn sure...

Your totally triumphed on picking up my use of "Yall", R48. I don't remember anyone in this thread using that word before me. Aren't you fabulous? And so smart!

Ow, I feel so old R50. What you said made me feel so old! So old! Ow, I feel so old. What the fuck were we talking about again? Oh that's right, it was something other than my age. I need to look at the OP, I forget.

Getting back to the thread... I'm in an iconoclastic mood so I want to fuck legendary piss queen Muhammad.

I'm so sorry, I feel really bad about dragging the thread off topic. It's just that I type so old, and I feel so old... I am so uncool... my taste in men and my way of typing about it is just not current. My way of typing about it is so... old. I just need to stop being old! Nothing will ever happen to me in my life anymore, because I am so old... I'm sorry for typing all this stuff on this thread, it's typical of me and my age, to inconvenience others with these silly concerns... I hate being old! I'm so ashamed, of who I am, my age, and everything...

For today, the lucky guy is

Harry Belafonte, c.1960

Jesus, for sure.

Sam Elliott at any age, but especially circa 1975.

To be a disciple back then 😍

Joe Penny 30 years ago.

Cary Elwes circa Princess Bride:

Super-hot Italian math teacher, Pietro Boselli.

R63 That's the youngest person on this list.

Johan Paulik at his peak.

Why do you old things like these hairy, barrel shaped, homely faced men so much?

Garrett Neff

Gregory Peck in his prime. Scott Marlowe when he was younger, such as when he was in A Cold Wind in August.

Francis X Bushman!

Sigh.

Michael Biehn in the mid-to-late 80s

No one. Now, kissing, frottage, rimming, sucking and swallowing is another story. Don't do anal either way. Robert Redford, Robert Conrad, Erik Estrada, Keanu Reeves, and Sean Connery in their prime would fit the bill.

Wallace Shawn

Whoever he is, I'd have to see him naked first. Seriously. 😑

Inconceivable, R72!

Nobody cares, R71. Just assume your list falls under the umbrella of "Fucking"

Paul Newman or Gary Cooper.

Dennis Franz-so fucking dreamy!!

Mark Hamill

Justin Beiber, dead

Robert Redford around the time of The Way We Were.

Jesus Christ, just to be able to say I did and piss off a whole lot of Christians.

Richard Gere, Cary Grant, Farley Granger, John Garfield.

Richard Roundtree

The Grand Duke George Alexandrovich

I'd bottom for Jesus-- and he's about the only one I would. With the Buddha- I'd want to be the top.

Mr. Conrad

This handsome RAF gent.

R87... that reminds me of my choice: Colton Haynes.

Not like this requires any explanation.

Chris Evans

Is that RAF photo old or new and antiqued?

Sullivan Stapleton - my fine ass staple of male hotness. Gemini makes 'em just right...ask Clint Walker.

We appreciate nudie pics where possible.

Jim

Jake Gyllenhaal

Burt Lancaster, but he would have to keep his trap shut. I hear he could talk you to death, which I hate.

Cesar Romero

Albert Einstein

Andrew Garfield

Colin Farrell

Eternal gracias Senor @R93.

I'll admit Sullivan Stapleton doesn't have the best body in the business, but I have never been fond of overly muscular dudes. Normal looking and fit, to me is the shit, when it comes to defining my ideal man. Fit-fat is where it's at...for me anyway.

I'm tall and skinny, so it would seem that I'm not attracted to mirror images of myself. I'm not THAT narcissistic. Thanks again R93. I can't quit ogling Sullivan.

De nada, AIKC; Stapleton is a perfect man!

Totally appreciate you R100.

Omg...what a wonder from Down Under Sullivan Stapleton is.

Another vote for Clint Walker. He's going to be busy! And in the same type category, Mike Henry, the hairy chested Tarzan or Brian Kelly, the dad in Flipper, who was my childhood crush. The dad, not Flipper.

Sean Connery was my first ever celebrity crush at the tender age of 6. His hairy chested, rugged appeal wasn't lost on an inquisitive, appreciative kiddy from Kansas City.

Chuck Connors Rifleman era. I'd want him tied to a tree though.

Esai Morales. So fine.

Brando circa A Streetcar Named Desire

Emperor Caligula

The beautiful Guy Madison.

[quote] Francis X Bushman!

Buhman!

Harrison Ford Temple of Doom body 1984. Oh what I'd do to him.

Jorge Rivero at the apex of his beauty

Jorge Rivero - rear view

John Legend

The Afflecks. Can't choose. Don't judge me.

Probably Enrique Iglesias

Being hot or attractive is just never enough for me, I need to actually like the person to want to be with them. Which means random hookups just aren't my thing and everything I have ever heard about Enrique is that he is one of the nicest persons you could ever meet.

Rock Hudson cause I know he'd like it and he'd have a great story's to tell as we cuddled. If he isn't available than Ryan Reynolds

Seth McFarlane

Mark ronson

Miles O'Keeffe - circa early 80's. Damn! Lord of the jungle indeed. Cheekbones for days. A DaVinci-ish, sculpted body to die for.

Jeffrey Hunter - gorgeous cat daddy, Leo the Lion. Charismatic AND jaw-droppingly handsome. Only Paul Newman was better looking than Hunter (and maybe Guy Madison).

Christoper Meloni Christoper Meloni

I would have a suckfest with Guy Madison.

Patrick Warburton

Harry Louis.

Or Ryan Daharsh.

Donald Trump.

Oh YES R118...

Connor Jessup. Not my usual "type", but there is something very engaging about him and I would bet he's good in bed even though he's only 22.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - Damn...another fine as fuck Leo hottie. Sam Elliot is also a Leo. Hear them roar.

AiKC has very good taste in men. I was glad to read that Nikolaj is one of GoT's $2MM men.

Will Estes. I spend every episode of Blue Bloods wondering what he looks like naked.

Kevin Williams, porn star of yore.

Fassy. It would be quick and dirty and I'd probably make him wear 2 condoms because I can only imagine where he's dipped it, but damn it would be so good.

Junior Sample

Troy Aikman, although I see where the Jim Morrison poster is coming from.

Can't choose but it'd be one of the boys of LARAMIE--Robert Fuller...

...or John Smith

this guy: Ahmed Shiab-Eldin ❤️

It has to be some who's gonna, LOVE ME!

Go back in time and fuck the handsome, well-built and well-endowed George O'Brien

Andy Gibb 1977

Christopher Atkins from "A Night In Heaven".

Marlon Brando circa "Streetcar"

Ville Valo the singer

Brando or James Dean. Preferably both.

Ken Norton - He could bang my DRUM slowly. Or plow me into overdrive. What a gorgeous brother he was. Damn!

Ian McShane, any era.

Young Alec Baldwin. Hot damn!

The entire male cast of the Starz 'Spartacus' series (especially Andy Whitfield)

...and Manu Bennett!

Matt Dillon

Jake Mcdorman - not too pretty or roided out. A very good looking, charming and witty Texan who can do both comedy and drama. Showcasing his depths and complexity. What an understated hottie McDorman is. Charisma for days... -sigh-

[quote] If You Could Fuck One Man...Any Man...Living or dead

is this our first necrophilia thread?

Chris Evans Damn it!

I want to cornhole Chris in the set of Captain America!

....

Alec Baldwin, circa 1990

Ryan Phillippe circa "Cruel Intentions"

Christopher Atkins circa "Blue Lagoon"

Yul Bryner

Chow Yun Fat

Ernest Borgnine, but only to make him mad.

Another vote for Manu Bennett!

Most of you have a taste in men like frau's in their 40's and 50's. Big burly men, that can protect them, and take care of them.

And your taste, R159 is...?

Gregory Harrison circa 1978. He was truly the personification of male beauty.

And speaking of Harrison, he ain't half bad now (albeit older):

Louis Garrel. I've been in love with him since The Dreamers.

Alan Bates, c.1960

Many of my favs have been named. So another vote for in their prime Marlon Brando ian McShane Patrick Warburton Seth MacFarlane Kevin Williams ewan McGregor and Keith Sutherland

Charles Williamson: GQ cover man and 80s top model.

Steven R. McQueen ... from the season in Vampire Diaries where he became the "Hunter". Damn.

Mario Van Peebles

Steve McQueen- he would at least make me laugh.

ERIC THAL - I crushed on and drooled over this beautiful man for most of the 90's. He remained my #1 fantasy guy longer than any other throughout my life. Yowsa!

Casper Van Dien ... circa Starship Troopers

[quote]ERIC THAL - I crushed on and drooled over this beautiful man for most of the 90's. He remained my #1 fantasy guy longer than any other throughout my life. Yowsa!

Have you ever seen him in Joe's So Mean to Josephine? It's a small Canadian movie where he plays Sarah Polley's brutish, temperamental boyfriend. He treats her like shit, and she kind of gets off on it. SO hot.

By the way, he's MINE!

Thal was brutally hot as "Joe" wasn't he though R172? As Ariel in A Stranger Among Us, he out prettied Melanie Griffith.

He rocked it as Samson. So physically beautiful and magnetic.

I can't remember the name of the mini-series Thal starred in as Halle Berry's musician fiance, but Thal stood out...again, and gave Halle all she wanted in the most beautiful dept.

Thal is a charismatic, powerful Leo. No dish about this pretty hot dish.. Eric Thal??

I'm with R152 . I'm weak as hell for Chris Evans :( .

Gavin Newsom

[quote] ERIC THAL - I crushed on and drooled over this beautiful man for most of the 90's. He remained my #1 fantasy guy longer than any other throughout my life. Yowsa!

Not that many years ago, Chris Evans was the kid behind the register at the convenience store I would stop into in Sudbury, Massachusetts.

G.H.

Sue me.

R175, did you also like Christian Bale in American Psycho?

John Cena.

And yes... I want to fuck HIM, not vice-versa.

After I saw Somewhere In Time for the first time as a kid, I lay in my bed for hours with the oldest coin I could find, hoping to meet the beautiful Christopher Reeve after I woke up.

James Norton:

I always wanted a 3-way with Loren Dean and Eric Thal. Hebrew heaven.

He stole my heart a few years ago.

And he hasn't given it back...

R184 llama fucker

Alpaca.

In 2017: Tom Hardy

All time: 50's Marlon Brando

Today, I want Matthew Goode.

Steven Dorff

Prince Pavlos of Greece

"Dr." Robert Howard, 1986:

1980's porn star, bad boy Lee Ryder.

James Gandolfini

Get on top of me, and cum in my hole, over and over.

MSNBC's Peter Alexander

Josh Barro

Prince Harry

Since a time machine is an option, whoever was the model for Michelangelo's David. If for no other reason than to get to do it with someone that had guys secretly drooling during the last 5 centuries.

[quote]Thal is a charismatic, powerful Leo. No dish about this pretty hot dish.. Eric That??

He dated Charlize Theron for a while several years ago. I think he has some property in upstate NY. He does vocal techniques for actors too. There used to be videos on YouTube of him doing the vocal techniques.

Boybanders have $$$

Young Gary Cooper when he fuckloads of stamina.

As r62 noted Cary Elwes - although I prefer him in the less wispy Men in Tights era.

A reasonable substitute would be Glee era Chord Overstreet.

But now that I really think about it. Matthew Daddario is pretty much perfect.

Jonathan Banks - one hot masculine daddy.

Mario Lopez

Lawrence O'Donnell

R177 Does he have a big dick?

Charles Laughton

James Roday, from season 1 of Psych, before he porked out

Chris Pine

Agreed, R200. Gary Cooper was also said to have a huge, thick Montana dick...

And a quiet masculine confidence that made both men and women weak in the knees...

I'd settle for any of the hot guys I've already fucked. At least I know what to do with them.

Corey Stoll

George Maharis, c. 1960

Ron Perlman - hot silver Jewish daddy

Ethan Peck

This stud.

Jessie Godderz

Danny Trejo - a real man. Hot Latino

80s gay porn star "Lance" (of "Leo & Lance" fame)

Sean Biggerstaff. I don't care if his staff is big or not.

Brad Pitt , 1994

Why just one?

One of the most beautiful men ever!

Rip Taylor

Dan Gauthier, circa 1990 or so

David Leon *slurp*

^^Me too

Me too as in Gauthier

Paul Johansson in Soapdish

Bradley Cooper

Gerard Depardieu - a real hunk of a man. Whosa!

Travis Fimmel in the 1990's

Jeremy Northam in the 1990's

I keep coming back to this thread with my choice but then I see someone else's that I would pick over mine.

UGH....it's impossible to pick just one.

I love Richard Chamberlain too ! But not with a beard !

Dick Chamberlain has posted on DL!

Fabian ---in the late 60's or early 70's when he posed for Playgirl.

Gary Pokorney aka Ken Ryker

Gene Shalit.

It's hard to narrow it down to just one, but David Gandy is one that immediately comes to mind

Justin Devinney (aka Justin Pierce) BGeast wrestler.

He claims he's straight.

He was also accused of murdering his millionaire boyfriend.

I love him.

More Justin

Jamie Bamber is smoking hot.

I prefer dainty girly men!

Sean Connery - most any decade, but hunkiest wearing that jockstrap in ZARDOZ.

I'd top Chris Evans' hairy ass.

Chris Evans has a hairy ass?!

Will Hutchins (star of 50's western.Sugarfoot) Steve Lundquist (Olympic swimmer) Jon Eric Hexum Raoul Bova ( Under the Tuscan Sun) Pietra Boselli Johan Olav Koss ( speed skater) Jake Dalton (gymnast)

the late Ricky Nelson, a young Tab Hunter, Darren Criss, John Zimmerman (figure skater) Peter Oppegard (figure skater) Ryan Reynolds and Bryan Hawn

Tom Hardy. Again and again and again.

Kip Winger - I'd be his "wing man" anyday. The hairy chest seals the deal. Gemini men are blazingly hot!

Michael Ontkean - I can't think of a better looking stud from Canada...ever.

Phillip Michael Thomas - another drop dead gorgeous, hairy chested Gemini hottie.

Sorry OP, choosing a single hot guy is kinda like Lay's potato chips... nobody can eat just one.

For a current one, Tom Daley (yes, I tend to like compact guys). From the past, James Franciscus.

Justin Trudeau 🇨🇦

Jim Morrison. Before he was fat, bloated and dead.

Marlon Brando - in his late years.

Seann William Scott, hands down

Franciscus was a stunner. I think Jane Fonda wrote that he "took her innocence" (not her words). Lucky gal. I think he was a very heavy smoker, died at 58 of emphysema.

Is Ken Ryker's last name really Pokeherknee?

Tampa Bay Rays third baseman, Evan Longoria.

James Purefoy, c.2000

Donald Glover

God himself wouldn't be able to forgive me for what I'd do to this man.

John Gavin c. 1960

Bump

Christopher Atkins

Norm Lewis

Chris Meloni

Bert from Sesame Street.

Bert is an animal in bed.

Josh Hutcherson.

Tom Welling

Paul Newman

Riz Ahmed, when he's heavier and hotter, as he looked in films The Reluctant Fundamentalist and Trishna and the series, The Night Of.

Here is is with DL fave Kate Hudson in The Reluctant Fundamentalist.

Massimo Girotti, any year between 1940-1970.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, aka Jaime Lannister the Kinglayer

Elvis in 1968

Hahahah KingSlayer, I meant.

Young Elvis is a great choice.

To that, I'll add young Oliver Reed and young Simon Le Bon.

Tom Selleck in his prime

Mike Tyson.

Alexander Masson

After Queer As Folk, Matt Battaglia.

Peter Hermann

Tyrone Power at age 30

i just want to cuddle.

Not only would I fuck him, but I'd marry Milo Ventimiglia and stay faithful to him forever. That crooked smile drives me crazy. And then there's the rest of him. Hubba!

Justin Bieber fresh off the streets of Toronto's gayborhood.

Sorry, Bry. Bieb is all grown up. Bigly!

Rod Taylor from about 1960.

So hot in The Time Machine.

The young Stalin. Look at that head of hair.

Trying again for a Stalin link.

I like challenges, so my answer is "Me."

Stalin's hairline creeped down into Teresa Giudice territory, didn't it

Today...I'll go for the young Marlon.

Ugh. Again.

R286, you do know he had pock marks from childhood smallpox?

Yeah, R291, but have you seen Brad Pitt's skin?

That's hardly smallpox!

In a way, young Stalin with all that hair and facial hair looks like he's about to transform into a werewolf (which he did, in a way, later on in his political career).

Ricky Schroder after he turned 18 but before he got sucked into Cult of Joseph Smith.

The what? R295

[quote]Clint Walker was as hot as they come. What I would give to have that body of his on top of me with his dick slamming my ass while he talks dirty to me with that voice of his. Wow.

Completely concur. Even had the same fantasy. The night would start out something like this:

Colin Farrell

Channing Tatum

Jason Bateman

If I can only pick one? Jason Bateman.

[quote]I think JFK Jr would just terrify me.

Especially if it was in an airplane.

Ted Kennedy would scare the bejeezus out of me.

Rudolph Valentino

John Wilkes Booth.

Idris Elba

Scudder!

Jon hamm

Guy Madison

Marcus Patrick

Russell Crowe...been in love with ol' potato-face since day one!

R297 that gif is very hot- love to see a man carry another man!

JFK Jr.

Jesse Palmer

JFK jr.

I like Hugh Jackman

Hugh.....

Jean-Paul Belmondo, or Chase Crawford.

Lyriq Bent and Tom Welling.

Harry Hamlin as he looked in Making Love

Matt Damon if he's uncut. Is he?

[quote] Matt Damon if he's uncut. Is he?

No.

Timothée Chalamet obviously

Who the fuck wants to fuck a dead man? It's bad enough you got all you pedophillic homosexuals lusting over Trumps little boy but now we have to deal with necrophilia?

Jesus close this site now.

R321 The olds has run out of its medication.

Matt Dillon in the 1980s.

[quote]Timothée Chalamet obviously

Sorry, not into hobbit heads.

Christopher Atkins circa 1982.

John Wilkes Booth, just prior to April of 1865.

Today the lucky guy is.....Anthony Mackie!

Howard Dean or Howie Long - can't decide...

R281 me too and the clip is hot!

[quote] Not only would I fuck him, but I'd marry Milo Ventimiglia and stay faithful to him forever. That crooked smile drives me crazy. And then there's the rest of him. Hubba!

What can I say: I love guys named Milo and adjacent as well!

Kurt Cobain. YUM

Marcus Patrick, r307? You have $300 and your dream can cum true!

Clive Standen, Rollo from "Vikings"

Joe Penny , John Wesley Shipp, in their prime

This one

Troy Aikman, as always

Jamie Dornan. Gorgeous face and unbelievable body, not to mention that accent.

Danny Dong but he needs to do a ridiculously tacky role play, give lots of dirty talk with that chav accent, be rock hard, do ass to mouth, and creampie my ass a few shots then finish on my face.

I would also enjoy Antonio Biaggi and Mr. Marky.

A singer I've loved my entire life (as in, 68 years), and whom, after 50 years, I finally heard in person and met:

The great, the inimitable, Chad Mitchell.

Retired porn performer Max Penn. Only made a few scenes, but he's gorgeous, openly gay, and is a total animal in his scenes.

Alexander the Great. because you said anyone living or dead. So that's who I pick. It's either him or Jesus, and since I know Alexander really existed, and I'm not too sure about Jesus, I'll go with Alexander who was out and proud . Jesus lived with his mother then hung out with 12 guys allll the time. One guy, Peter, even left his wife for Jesus. Everything points to him being Gay. He even had a hag, Mary Magdalene but no one wants to admit he was gay.

[quote] Nyle DeMarco. Period. He's perfect.

What? Speak up!

Tim McGraw. Now that's a fine hunk of man flesh!

R343 = Dustin McNeer (who I also want to fuck)

Mathias Schoenerts

Sterling Hayden

Junior & Eric the next time

Too many to mention, but my current choice is Gronk.

Topher Grace

Jack Carson and Don DeFore.

Today the lucky guy is.... ...Chad Everrett! He'd be smilingly obliging and wholesomely debauched. "Aw shucks, that's a new one. Ahhhhhhh!"

Aaron Tveit, who I wish had been cast as Oliver.

This guy

Not until I've had him.

Obviously. And no bitchin'. You asked for it.

Anyone living or dead? ANYONE? And you pick Topher Grace? Are you kidding me? And some of these other poor souls....

You could at least pick Tyrone Power or Errol Flynn. I mean.

The...heart...wants what it wants, R357.

Jonathan Groff...I would blow that man's mind.

I want to fuck Tyler Hoechlin's hairy butt.

[quote]Anyone living or dead? ANYONE? And you pick Topher Grace? Are you kidding me?

I'll kid your ass with my foot if you don't shut your mouth, r357.

Joseph Stalin. He seemed nice and he was hung like a Cossack and that moustache.

Gale Harold.

Because QAF was my introduction to gay and gay sex and because he was hot AF.

[quote] If You Could Fuck One Man...

That sounds like a one time deal, and I am just not a one time type of guy. To me it would suck to have the ideal guy but then to never be able to have him again. It would suck more than never having him in the first place.

If it was a long term deal type of thing, it would be Alexander Skarsgård. Just one time, I think I would pass, even though that might be rough to do.

Beau Ryan!

Prince Harry

Tom Welling, Mark Paul Gosselaar and Idris Elba.

White, yellow, black.

Gronk. Yes really.

[quote] Gronk. Yes really.

Not a bad choice. He’s stupid but self aware unlike Tebow who is stupid but lacking in self awareness about his own hypocrisy. Gronk is also better looking than Tebow.

1950s-mid60s Brando

1970s Joe Dallesandro

Gilgamesh!

Brando. Him topping me, especially during his 1950s days.

When I read what Rita Moreno wrote about him I wanted to do him immediately. So yeah, Marlon Brando.

Travis Fimmel. He was so faceable in Vikings but also in his 2002 Calvin Klein campaign.

^^^fuckable. Autocorrect sucks

Jason Momoa.

Edward IV of England

"Edward was said to be an extremely good-looking man. Philippe de Commynes, who saw him on several occasions, thought the King handsomer than any prince he knew – "I don't remember ever having seen a man more handsome than he was when monsieur de Warwick made him flee England."[59] Commynes also described him as "a man so vigorous and handsome that he might have been made for the pleasures of the flesh".[60] Edward's impressive physique and height (approximately 6'4 1/2"; in his armour he was 6'7" ) were set off by splendid clothes, whereas Henry VI was well known for wearing dull, drab garments.[61]

Malcolm Gets.

Ricky Nelson

Can't decide.

1960's era John Cassavetes or James Caan as Sonny Corleone.

Aldo Ray. I need a man, baby- a MAN!

Sexiest man alive!

Ryan Guzman

Army-man Steve Reeves

tough call - Jesse Palmer, Tom Welling, Lee Majors

R386 Jesse Palmer on College Football Final this season is soooo fuuuucking hotttttttt.

Robert Plant.

Jason Momoa is stunning and I just realized that he looks like the offspring of Marlon Brando and a Polynesian woman. Looks like he could easily run to fat.

Robert Zimmerman. And he's gay!

R390, what is he known for?

Wow, don't you guys sound so totally cool and youthful saying, "Throw a mean fuck."

How clever and hip you must all be!

What, no mention of the young Tzar Nicholas II ? Talk about a bear...

I'd fuck Trump -- and choke him to death, swear it was rough, exuberant sex that got a little carried away.

I wouldn't fuck Trump with someone else's dick, he's so disgusting, that ugly large pored face and his body looks like it reeks! He's a walking potato. Actually, a potato is more attractive!

Fred Berry

Robert Plant? Maybe 40 years ago. Not now!

No thank you.

bumpo

A young Gary Cooper -- find out what all the fuss was about!!!

Sal Mineo... he's gorgeous

This charming man.

Buster Crabbe. So lovely.

Luka Šulić

....

Raul Esparza

R382, Aldo allowed George Cukor to orally service him and more.

James Garner

He isn't someone famous, just this adorkably nerdy Jewish guy I know, but not that well.

Alexander the Great

Lewis Paine, one of the Lincoln assassination co-conspirators.

Brad Pitt. Still. Right here right now. Angie is an idiot to throw him away.

Jon Hamm. Just once though.