Dark and ah shocking film and TV moments that totally happened

When Barlow the faerie vampire showed his true feral nature on True Blood. He kidnaps and rapes Sookie Stackhouse. Didn't see that one coming.

Barlow's Rob Krasinski was hot as fuck. Sookie didn't put up much of a struggle. Just kidding..

The episode of The Love Boat when the Captain consumes bath salts and rips off Julie's face with his teeth.

Blanche killing Rose's newborn kitten as a revenge for the community center incident in season 5 was pretty fucked up.

My abortion

Leeland Palmer/BOB killing Maddy on Twin Peaks.

Audrey Hepburn masturbating while reading the Bible.

r5 is almost too stupid to live but apparently not quite.

The episode when Lassie eats the whole nest full of ducklings gave me nightmares as a child.

When the father on Small Wonder used Vicki the robot as a vibrating marital aid on his wife. Totally jumped the shark for me.

The Exorcist had several shocking scenes that caused my 9 year old eyes to bug out.

Regan's brutal masturbation scene with the crucifix was rather scandalous. Jesus Christ superstar..indeed. Those washboard abs get 'em every time. Fuck me! Fuck me!

Regan then shoves her mother's head into her moist, freshly baptized hoo ha. Eat me! Eat me! Oh my. A mother/daughter bonding experience.

Considering the implications, I'm surprised the episode of [italic]Silver Spoons[/italic] where Derek forced Ricky to put on a dress was okay for the NBC of 1983 when Nell from [italic]Gimme A Break![/italic] couldn't say "ass" (it was clearly overdubbed with "feet" when she begged the girls' fat-shaming, slut-shaming, mildly prejudiced Aunt Blanche to drop their custody suit) and Sidney Shorr could only take baby steps out of the closet. Especially when he got as much exposure as Aileen Quinn did as Annie, if you catch my drift. And I'm sure he did.

When Mr. Ed mounted Wilbur in the stall and Wilbur later died from a perforated colon.

The final episode of "Happy Days" where Richie Cunningham wakes up from his dream, set in black and white in a concentration camp in Natzi Germany moments away from his inevitable death....

I did Natzi that coming.

The episode of [italic]Empty Nest[/italic] where Dr. Harry Weston sold roofies and the last remaining bottle of quaaludes on Earth to Charlie.

The extinction-level event at the end of The Flinstones was a buzz killer

When the alien burst out of George Jetson's chest during his meeting with Mr. Sprocket horrified me as a child.

When ALF stuck his nose in Mrs. Tanner's private business while Willie was away on "business".

King Triton forcing himself on one of Ariel's sisters in the straight-to-video sequel of The Little Mermaid

When Henry Warnimont just barely beat the rap by proving the pictures he took of Punky Brewster putting on her new bra were not, technically, child porn.

In The Sound of Music, when Brigitta retrieves Liesel's used tampon from the trash and eats it.

The truly uncut version of [italic]Bedknobs and Broomsticks[/italic] that Disney will never, ever, ever release to the public, including the gay orgy parts of the Portobello Road dance sequence and the part that explains the film's name in graphic detail.

Jessie Spano tying a tourniquet and shooting heroin on a very special Saved By the Bell was a shocking sight to see one lazy Saturday morning.

When Elsa the Lion tore off Virginia McKenna's face in the last sequence of Born Free.

That episode of Murphy Brown where they revealed not only did she burn through secretaries left and right, she was offing them, burning their bodies in her industrial size furnace and using the heavily acidic ashes to lay in her rose garden.

[quote] When the father on Small Wonder used Vicki the robot as a vibrating marital aid on his wife. Totally jumped the shark for me.

The originally intended finale where Ted finally came out as gay, dumped his wife and the fat kid, quit his job at United Robotronics, moved to West Hollywood, shacked up with a barely legal Latino poolboy, and started Ted's Magic Sex Robots, could have been one of the all-time great sitcom finales, but they chickened out to appease the Jesus Freak robot girl.

When Michael Jackson got an exclusive tour of Webster's secret passages.

The Muppets Do The Holocaust

When Rolly and the Hetebrink sisters caught Deacon Frye on the downlow with the Reverend on a very special [italic]Amen[/italic].

In the original 1980s My Little Pony series, when Ponyville was destroyed in a preemptive nuclear strike by the Soviets.

The iron commercial that came after Penny's mother tried to burn her with one on [italic]Good Times[/italic].

Mr Belvedere's Prolapse Party. A bit awkward (as a child) watching this with my parents in the room. I learned a lot on that day, my therapist seems to think this is a trigger, I disagree.

fap fap fap.

When Jermaine Jackson tried to force Tootie to convert to Islam and put a tiny explosive device in Natalie's cookie jar.

The Malcolm in the Middle episode where Dad taught the boys about sex and they did a train on his ass. It was pretty shocking for the time, even if the boys did use condoms.

When Archie Bunker met BLM

Susan Sarandon as Bette Davis masturbating with her Oscar for "Jezebel" while watch Jessuca Lange as Joan Crawford in "Strait Jacket" in "Feud".

Riveting.

*watching Jessica Lange

The time Walt Disney had Werner von Braun on national TV explaining science to kids.

I can't even begin to describe what happened in the last season of the Brady Bunch.

In that other bathroom. Behind the main stairwell.

Shudder.

The cut sequence from Paul Newman's first starring role in THE SILVER CHALICE, when he is consecrated to the God Priapus, on whose altar is a large erect phallus. As the young Newman, who's been sold into slavery, is forcibly lowered on to the altar, we understand from the CinemaScope closeup of his facial grimace why his character seems so sullen for the rest of the picture.

Because only a small percentage of preview audiences were favorable to this on their score cards, the scene was excised, and later was only shown at private parties given by certain people.

[quote] I can't even begin to describe what happened in the last season of the Brady Bunch.

I did in a long, rambling memo to Sherwood Schwartz and his flunkie hacks the day before the filming of the last episode.

I'm as sexually liberated as anyone, but the K9 theeeway with Scooby, Daphne, and Velma was a little hard to watch. Why do dog's dicks look so pink and wet, anyway? Gross.

[quote]I'm as sexually liberated as anyone, but the K9 theeeway with Scooby, Daphne, and Velma was a little hard to watch. Why do dog's dicks look so pink and wet, anyway? Gross.

At least Scrappy-Doo wasn't in that one. Throwing pedophilia and incest on top of bestiality would have made it beyond the pale.

The shocking scene in "The Empire Strikes Back" when it's revealed the reason Boba Fett was so motivated to hunt down Han Solo was because they had once been lovers during their time as teenaged gay sex slaves on another planet. Fett using Han's carbonite encased fingers to finger his own hole made 1980 audiences gasp!

I'm not even going to tell you what E.T. was originally going to do with that glowing finger, except that if he had stayed on Earth he could have had a great career as a proctologist.

The 5-minute puppet singalong in the middle of Schindler's List

[quote] The 5-minute puppet singalong in the middle of Schindler's List

Spielberg was trying to pay homage to Jerry Lewis in [italic]The Day the Clown Cried[/italic], but it just didn't work, so he destroyed it so not even the deleted scenes supplements on disc would have it.

That episode of X-Files where Mulder finds the definitive proof of the big conspiracy on this site called Datalounge on a thread entitled, "Dark and ah shocking film and TV moments that totally happened. After reading it he murdered everyone in the room, and tracked down every single poster of said thread and murdered them too.

Uh oh

The look of utter disbelief on Hope Lange's face made it clear she was JUST as surprised as this little audience member when her character Carolyn discovers the ghost of Captain Gregg DP-ing his distant nephew Claymore!

As if penetrating the eerily accommodating anus of Charles Nelson Reilly with Edward Mulhare's own throbbing member together with the business end of that mammoth telescope wasn't punishment enough, the camera panned down to poor Reta Shaw - on her hands and knees as Martha the maid - sobbing as she was forced to be a human step stool for Reilly so as to provide his character the perfect height for the raping, while ensuring minimal rectal tearing.

Granted, some minor comic relief was achieved when Hope ad-libbed Mrs. Muir quietly backing out of the room, revealing the fly-infested corpses of Jonathan and Candice hanging on the back of the closing door, but did anyone else think it was a bit twee when Captain Gregg turned to look over his sweat-drenched, muscular shoulders to wink at Scruffy, who then barked and barked with the subtitles "Dead kids tell no tales" underneath?

The episode in Lost in Space where Commander West was upset to discover that on the other side of the hastily constructed glory hole on the Jupiter 2 was Will Robinson and not the assumed Dr. Smith.

An entire football team gang banging Burt Reynolds in Semi-Tough AND Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

That sad moment in the final scene of Mary Tyler Moore where everyone realizes their lives will never be the same, so they all take cyanide capsules and leave huddled together. Then that wicked coda where Mary comes giggling back into the room to turn of the lights, pleased as punch that nobody had caught her taking a sugar capsule.

The Macarena flash mob at the start of the Turkish bath sequence in Eastern Promises.

That scene in Gone With the Wind where Scarlett discovers Mammie and Prissy scissoring each other in the attic.

When Dorothy Zbornak Hollingsworth wiped her ass on her wedding dress.

When Sister Bertrille had an abortion on "The Flying Nun" after she was raped by Carlos. Then she was forced to eat the fetus.

When Halle Berry whips her dick out near the end of Boomerang to let the audience know why Eddie Murphy chose her instead of the slutty business executive.

When Herbie the Love Bug runs over the children in the park.

When Nora from [italic]Pete's Dragon[/italic] tried to fit the candle on the water in her no-no places.

The episode of "The Jetsons" where Mr. Spacely and Jet Screamer spit roasts Elroy as George watches and jerks off.

[quote] When Halle Berry whips her dick out near the end of Boomerang to let the audience know why Eddie Murphy chose her instead of the slutty business executive.

Buddha says my dick was still bigger.

Early in season 3 of "The Rifleman" there was a scene with Micah Torrence doing Mark McCain doggy style in a second floor room at the Madera House. Micah finished by donkey punching Mark. It was foreshadowing Mark having headaches and walking bowlegged for the next few episodes. Although urban legends exist saying that it was just what Paul Fix and Johnny Crawford did between takes to entertain the crew.

The last episode of Roseanne, where it's revealed that the last season was a figment of her imagination as she coped with her husband's death... oh wait.

I think I was the only one who caught the Young & Restless episode where Victor Newman rammed his schlong into Jack Abbott over and over again. I was only about 7 or 8, but I was glued to the screen. My mouth dropped open when Nikki walked in on them. I expected her to run away, but she watched, seemed to be enjoying it, probably more than I was.

I'm surprised they haven't show that scene in flashbacks. It totally explains the Victor-Jack feud of the past three decades. Lover's quarrel.

The episode of Gilligan's Island when they went cannibal was so disturbing it was taken out of syndication.

WRONG! r44!

Every episode of H.R. Pufnstuf. Every. Fucking. Episode.

Does anyone else remember that episode of "The Partridge Family" where Reuben gets Lori strung out on smack and makes her perform in a Tijuana donkey show to get her fix?

That episode of The Monkees when Peter Tork was tripping on LSD and tore out his eye balls. Shudder.

On Dynasty when Krystle drowned Alexis in that lily pond. I really didn't expect that.

When Sesame Street recently introduced Julia, the muppet with autism, and Big Bird said hello to her. After she ignored him a couple of times, Big Bird said aloud "What a little cunt".

When Bert told Ernie he had that gay cancer that was going around. Ernie's painful sobbing made me cry.

The moment during that live TV presentation of a musical version of "Alice in Wonderland," back in the mid-50's, when young Patty Duke as Alice, taking a bet from the crew during rehearsal, pulled up her pinafore for a brief glimpse of her gaping twat, just long enough to instigate 10,783 complaint calls to CBS.

Luckily, station management announced it had been a hallucination, and since it was live, there was no documented proof.

Even so, Ms. Duke was blacklisted from TV, and had to head to Broadway, where she won the role of Helen Keller, Annie Sullivan's lesbian lover. Later, that element of the script was removed, but Ms. Duke was so emotionally scarred by the graphic rehearsal process that she escaped into booze and dope.

The episode of the Honeymooners where Ralph and all of his pals at the pool hall gang bang Norton on the kitchen table.

The never before scene Uncut Blue Ray version of Die Hard where John, Bruce Willis' character, makes out with the bad guy. The bad guy pulls away in disgust and says he only like women. John has an epiphany that he has always wanted to be a woman. The bad guy still insist on killing the hostages. John tries to bargain with the bad guy, but he won't budge. Finally, he offers to let the bad guy cut off his penis with a small guillotine to save the hostages. He can then get a sex change and they can be together forever. The bad guy agrees and cuts off his penis. John miraculously survives, but...

little did he know, he needed his penis to make a vagina.

P.S. I never realized it until just now reading IMDB, the directors name is John McTiernan and the main characters name is John McClane. What a fuckin' narcissistic bastard.

When V.I.C.K.I on Small Wonder is given speed in the playground.

Oh wait...........

After Dorothy finds out the Wizard is just a little man behind a curtain, she finds the courage to rip his eyes out and defecate into his empty eye sockets.

The scene in Beverly Hills Cop where Eddie Murphy's character picks up a transexual black prostitute and bangs her on the hood of his red sports car, in the alley.

The locker room scene from Top Gun where Maverick (Cruise) bends over in deep thought, turns into an asshole tongue lashing when they pull off his towel and realize he is wearing a jockstrap.

That moment when the Ally McBeal Dancing Baby pops out of Sharon Stone's twat in Basic Instinct.

The alternative ending to Milo and Otis, when the cat and dog go around suffocating sleeping babies.

In the movie Gorillas In The Mist when Dian Fossey used the XM214 Minigun to mow down those poachers.

Does anyone else remember that scene from Fight Club, when Tyler Durden gave all the recruits ecstasy, locked them in the basement, and forced them to titty fuck Bob?

R15 you’re thinking of Jim Henson’s DINOSAURS, honey.

R65 Was it as disturbing as this...

The two part episode of All in the Family when Gloria and Meathead join The People's Temple. The final scene was Archie and Edith watching news footage of the dead cult members. Archie takes the cigar from his mouth and through tears he whispers "Damn you Meathead."

The sequence in Sex and The City where Carrie gets raped by a horse in Brooklyn

That episode of Gimme A Break where Nell did bukkake porn. The chief joined in and came all over her tits.

The episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where Riker initiated Wesley into manhood. A drunken Riker came into Wesley's room late one night and said "you know you want it, you little bitch!"

The googly eyed trucker from Pee Wee’s big adventure.

When Alice took a massive shit on Cindy's face.

I did not like the episode when the Dowager Countess performed virginity inspections to the lady's maids.

The Facts of Life episode where Jo taught Blair how to use a vibrator.

When Julianna Margolise's character on ER turned out to be an angel of death nurse who'd killed dozens of patients, and Dr Green turned out to be a serial rapist with a foot fetish. It almost ruined the show for me

The scene in A Star Is Born where Lady Gaga masturbates with a crucifix at the Grammys