Oral Only orgy

An oral orgy sounds boring to me too.

OOO's (or O-cubes as some hipsters call them) are all the rage on South Beach. The most upscale ones usually include a some kind of palate cleanser too (e.g. sea urchin ice cream). Don't knock it till you've tried it.

I remember the good old days and you were lucky if there was a mouthwash or peroxide rinse in the to cleanse the palate.

I'm not the orgy type but I'm mostly only into oral.

Go and then steal away to another location — with all the guests who don't share the host's mental illness.

Why would you care? If it interests you, go. If it doesn't, don't go and let them have their fun.

Ho hum. When's the anal only orgy?

If tops are in short supply, HMU.

I love oral. I can live without anal.

Only interesting if the group draws straws and the short straw has to eat pussy.

Kinda like being on one side of a glory hole at a truck stop.

Start: 40 men.

45 mins later: three fat old queens and an underage twink.

Hotness

OP, if you want to get bored, you'll be bored.

Someone doesn’t like Santorum on the sofa.

Santorum is objectionable anywhere.

At least it's not a jerk off party, that must be even worse. Surely one of the points of sex is finding someone you can do things with that you can't do on your own?

All these rules about sex...oh I don't kiss...oh I only fuck with my boyfriend...oh I only....fuck off! Relax! Go with the flow -it's meant to be fun!

And to all the gays not into anal...sure that's fine. But do you think there are any straight men not into vaginal sex? Apart from incels obviously.

Not a good anal-ogy.

Would this include rimming?

Whatever. I "had sex" yesterday with a guy who just wanted me to torture his massive balls in a 10 ton cockring. Lot of freaks out there.

A what?!

And where?! And when?!

Sign me up, while I grab my turquoise belt!

Squeeeeeeee!

They’re usually jack-off parties for partnered men and / or hypochondriacs.

I've been to a fair few oral only parties, and organised a couple of them. Sometimes they're hot, and sometimes they're not - and it rarely has nothing to do with how physically attractive the participants are. I've always found any kind of group sex to be an alchemy, where you don't know if it'll work until you're in the middle of it.

I’m with R8. I’d love an oral-only orgy.

R22 is right. An successful orgy is about the people. The organiser should be a good judge of character. He needs to balance the personalities attending, thinking of whom might match whom. There also needs to be the right balance of tops to bottoms. You don't wanna be bottom heavy. Slightly more tops to bottoms is preferable, as you often find a flipper in amongst the tops. When hosting one, make sure there are plenty of drinks and nibbles. Orgies are hard work and unlike porn movies, participants need a place to time out and refresh. Also make sure you have ample towels for showering. It's the small things that go to make up a successful session.

Actually sounds hot.

Oral + makeout orgy = 🔥🔥🔥

The word "session" used for any kind of sex is a boner killer for me.

R27 What do you call a sex meet?

Sounds like the perfect spot for surprise anal.

What is a "sex meet"? You mean a hook-up?

One has a "session" in a tanning booth, or with a psychoanalyst. Sex is sex.

R30 Hook-up sounds very platonic. Going for a coffee kinda thing. Sex meet says what it does on the tin. Session is perfect parlance too. If you throw a great orgy, participants are likely to want another!

Are there tops and bottoms at an oral orgy? Guys who only get sucked, guys who only suck? Or are some (most?) versatile?

Think one big daisy chain.

If there are no anal DPs then the whole shindig is a waste of time. It is a thumbsucking ritual not a fuckfest.

Was the invitation engraved and on quality card stock?

Etched in glass

OP, make sure to post photos of the event! And give us an update after! A rating from 1 to 10 and helpful suggestions would also be appreciated.

Orgy for the people that are too lazy to douche.

Was verificatia of sizemeat a prerequisite?

A question for those who attend these shindigs--At what point do the guests drop their pants, drawers, shorts, etc. and let it all hang out? Is there that awkward moment where everyone is just waiting to get naked or does one guy just whip it out and the rest follow? Details, please.

I'd go for the novelty of it.

Only boring people get bored.

I've been to a no-hands sex party. It was fun.

R24 is the Emily Post of debauchery. Bravo!

R40 It's been my experience that the hostess leads the celebrants after the cheesy nibbles have all been consumed.

Oral is basically just foreplay to me, so I’d find this very frustrating.

Is this just for tops?

You sound dull, R46.

Oh hon that sounds like fun!! Sounds even more fun when you're at the oral surgeon's office getting HPV growths removed from your throat 6 months later.

Why aren’t you at church, sex negative unfuckable maiden aunt r49?

I like it! At least it’s safe!

R39 You ruined Zatalounge my ex-wife. You got it closed down. Please stop deary.

Look, the invitation card stock that you bought smudges!

People like R49 just make me sad. They must be miserable, soaking in their own ill-conceived sense of superiority all the time, missing out on all the fun because of their outrageous paranoia and ignorance.

I guarantee you that r49 is physically hideous r54. “Missing out on all the fun?” No one will “fun” with him.

I'm trying to figure out which is better at disapproving clucking, r49 or r54.

R4 me too

There will be a lot of dick breath.

Bring Tic Tacs

Sounds like fun if you love dick, what's the issue?

So the OP's post was two years ago. Did the OP ever say if he actually went? How was it? Is the OP even still around?

He died of throat warts r60

He’s still there, sends his love.

R59 about a teaspoonful.

I see what you did there, R63.

I presume if this is an oral orgy, that rimming is allowed. If so, I'm in!!!

An all eating ass orgy sounds exciting

As exciting as a case of amoebiasis

I hosted one before. Five dudes including myself and we all sucked each other. It was really hot, and I got to swallow all the cum