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๐‘ด๐’‚๐’๐’† ๐‘บ๐’†๐’™ ๐‘น๐’†๐’„๐’๐’“๐’…๐’”

Please post photographic/video proof or examples to support the following records, please! TIA

Male Records of Sex:

1: The Most Sexual Partners in a Single Day

The late American pornographic Actor Jon Dough (1962-2006) planned to have sex with 101 women in a single day. Unfortunately, his magnificent attempt was thwarted by exhaustion and he only made it to number 52. The outcome of this โ€œgangbangโ€ could have turned out differently if Viagra would have already been around.

2: The Fastest Erection Ever

As noted by Alfred Kinsey in his stunning work entitled Sexual Behavior in the Human Male, some men are supposed to be able to get an erection within the time frame of 3 seconds. Should this be regarded as a curse or as a blessing? You decide!

3: The Fastest Male Orgasm to Date

Again as implied by Alfred Kinsey, 6 percent of all the man on this planet are supposed to be able to reach an orgasm in less then 10 seconds, while 25 percent of all male human beings are supposed to be capable of โ€œcrossing the finish lineโ€ in less then a minute.

4: The Most Abundant Ejaculate Ever Accounted for

The Journal of Fertility and Sterility conducted a study in which they included 1300 male test subjects who had abstained from any kinds of sexual activities for a particular period of time, after which they had to empty their โ€œsacksโ€. While the average quantity of ejaculate amounted to 1.0146 ounces, the winner rid himself of an unbelievable 3.7207 ounces.

5: The Fastest Ejaculation Speed of Any Man

While the average speed of a manโ€™s ejaculation is 28 mph, there is supposed to be an individual whoโ€™s able to shoot out his โ€œman juiceโ€ with a muzzle velocity of 49.71 mph. Letโ€™s just hope that his wife wears protective glasses during fellatio.

6: The Farthest Ejaculation Taking Flight

Have you ever wondered about the capabilities of your hydraulic pump if you may have one? The world record for the greatest distance attained by a โ€œjet of semenโ€ belongs to a man named Horst Schultz, who was able to make his seminal fluid fly over a distance of 18 ft and 9 in.

7: The Most Orgasms per Hour

Although men canโ€™t usually be compared to women in this particular department, there still is an honorable German who was able to reach an orgasm 16 times within an hour, plus cum! Would anyone of you like to beat his feat?

8: The Longest Erection Ever Maintained

The current world sex record in this category should be somewhere around thirty years! We have to point out as well that this particular feat isn't stemming from an untreated case of priapism (a potentially harmful and painful medical condition, where the erection doesnโ€™t cease within four hours after an ejaculation), but it still is a sex record with an itsy, bitsy flaw. Why? Because during the 1970s erectile dysfunctions had been treated by implants, which keep a penis permanently erect!

9: The Strongest Penis of Them All

The Taoist custom regarding sex and male sexuality includes exercises for strengthening the pelvic muscles, which enable one to control the lifting of oneโ€™s penis. An average man should be able to lift a towel with his โ€œdongโ€, while the Taoist master from Hong Kong named Mo Ka Wang managed to lift a weight of over 250 lbs two feet of the floor. Now thatโ€™s one mighty wang!

10: The Longest Penis, Human and Non-Human

Although a world sex record in this particular category hasnโ€™t been officially verified as of yet, there still are some interesting reports on this particular matter. In 1935, a French Army surgeon and anthropologist by the name of Dr. Jacobus Sutor (his pseudonyms were Dr. Jacobus X, Louis Jacolliott) published a study entitled L'Ethnologie du Sens Genitale, where he recorded penises of up to 12 inches long. The internet and thus the world are full of monstrous cocks, and such was, and still is the belief of one Dr. David Reuben, the author of the book entitled Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Sex. In 1969, he supposedly measured a penis that was 14 inches long, but his claim was unfortunately never independently verified.

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by Anonymousreply 88January 15, 2020 5:59 AM

What I really want to know is: how did you get the subject to be italicized?

by Anonymousreply 1April 5, 2017 7:32 PM

The most sexual partners in a day. On a similar note here, I heard on a television show that a person in Japan set the record for receiving the most obscene phone calls in a day - over 2,000 of them. They must have been coming fast and furious, and I thought the Japanese were a little demure than this.

by Anonymousreply 2April 5, 2017 7:48 PM

That cum shot cannot be real!

by Anonymousreply 3April 5, 2017 7:51 PM

How did you use that fancy font in the title OP?

by Anonymousreply 4April 5, 2017 7:54 PM

Shooting for a record

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by Anonymousreply 5April 5, 2017 7:57 PM

Now that one's real. He's got some of the hottest vids on Xtube.

by Anonymousreply 6April 5, 2017 8:06 PM

Sounds way too much like work.

by Anonymousreply 7April 5, 2017 8:08 PM

Nice, R6! Do you have a link to his Xtube page? OP's is real too, btw. That's Harry Louis. Or should I say unreal? His cumshot in that vid is jaw-dropping. One of the hottest things ever.

Next up: giant peens. This one technically qualifies as an arm.

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by Anonymousreply 8April 5, 2017 8:11 PM

๐‘ป๐’†๐’”๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ...

by Anonymousreply 9April 5, 2017 8:19 PM

๐•บ๐– ๐–˜๐–“๐–†๐–• ๐–Ž๐–™ ๐–œ๐–”๐–—๐–๐–˜! ๐•ด'๐–‘๐–‘ ๐–‡๐–Š ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐–‹๐–†๐–“๐–ˆ๐–Ž๐–Š๐–˜๐–™ ๐–•๐–”๐–˜๐–™๐–Š๐–— ๐–”๐–“ ๐•ฏ๐•ท!

by Anonymousreply 10April 5, 2017 8:20 PM

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by Anonymousreply 11April 5, 2017 8:23 PM

How the hell do you do that ?

by Anonymousreply 12April 5, 2017 8:33 PM

Whoa. This monster has got to be breaking all kinds of records.

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by Anonymousreply 13April 5, 2017 8:35 PM

FAST GROWER

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by Anonymousreply 14April 5, 2017 8:36 PM

FA - hake! Those last two.

by Anonymousreply 15April 5, 2017 8:37 PM

R12 I bring you fire:

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by Anonymousreply 16April 5, 2017 8:39 PM

[bold]WARNING[/bold]: I'm about to spank you, R16. HARD.

by Anonymousreply 17April 5, 2017 8:41 PM

ห™ส‡ษษฅส‡ ษฅส‡ฤฑส สŽษสžo ษฏ,I

by Anonymousreply 18April 5, 2017 8:44 PM

Oh God, R17. This is going to be good to watch! Lemme get my drink.

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by Anonymousreply 19April 5, 2017 8:45 PM

R8 Here's the link to that guy's Xtube page. Seriously, watch all of his videos. It's beautiful the way his eyes roll back as he cums. Looks great shaved and with a beard. And thanks for tipping me off about Harry Louis. I'm gonna have to check out his vids. Where's OP's from? Any recommendations?

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by Anonymousreply 20April 5, 2017 8:52 PM

๐’Ÿโ„ด ๐“Žโ„ด๐“Š ๐“๐’พ๐“€โ„ฏ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น๐“Œ๐“‡๐’พ๐“‰๐’พ๐“ƒโ„Š?

by Anonymousreply 21April 5, 2017 8:53 PM

Thanks r16 !

by Anonymousreply 22April 5, 2017 8:55 PM

๐–—16, ๐–ž๐–”๐–š ๐–๐–†๐–›๐–Š ๐–“๐–” ๐–Ž๐–‰๐–Š๐–† ๐–œ๐–๐–†๐–™ ๐–ž๐–”๐–š ๐–๐–†๐–›๐–Š ๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–—๐–™๐–Š๐–‰

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by Anonymousreply 23April 5, 2017 8:58 PM

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by Anonymousreply 24April 5, 2017 9:00 PM

Here's an entry for Most Inches Swallowed. Wow!

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by Anonymousreply 25April 5, 2017 9:04 PM

Don't most DL posters claim they can beat all those records on top of being mistaken for being in their 20's despite the fact they are in their 40's?

by Anonymousreply 26April 5, 2017 9:06 PM

Thanks, R20! Here's the Harry Louis clip where the GIF at OP is from. It's not a very good resolution, but you'll see Harry's whopping cumshot after the 18:00 mark.

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by Anonymousreply 27April 5, 2017 9:08 PM

You're a saint, R27!

by Anonymousreply 28April 5, 2017 9:09 PM

I had a bf in college who was a "cum rocket." He mentioned it casually before we slept together for the first time as a kind of warning, but I laughed it off because I thought he was joking. Boy, not only did he shoot multiple volleys, but he could reach the ceiling--literally--with his first couple of shots. When he'd shoot in my mouth, it felt like one of those high-powered water guns. I cheated on him with a foreign exchange student from Finland and broke his heart.That was the worst mistake of my life because he was charmingly sexy, intelligent, and a real sweetheart to boot. It also pisses me off to think that someone is drink those gallons of spunk that should've been rightfully mine.

by Anonymousreply 29April 5, 2017 10:07 PM

Goodness!

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by Anonymousreply 30April 6, 2017 12:41 AM

Volume cumpetitor

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by Anonymousreply 31April 6, 2017 12:45 AM

Fun fact: The group 10cc was named after the cumulative volume of their ejaculations.

by Anonymousreply 32April 6, 2017 1:06 AM

[quote]1: The Most Sexual Partners in a Single Day

Is this just for heteros? Why wasn't I considered?

And there are plenty of women who've been in gangbang videos with hundreds of guys.

by Anonymousreply 33April 6, 2017 1:08 AM

Wasn't Harry Louis some celebrity's boy toy? Maybe some designer ...

by Anonymousreply 34April 6, 2017 1:12 AM

[quote]1: The Most Sexual Partners in a Single Day

What are the ground rules here? A few pumps in and out and on to the next partner, or does he need to cum with each one? If it's the former I'm not terribly impressed, but if he came 52 times in an attempt to hit 101, then, damn, that man was a monster.

by Anonymousreply 35April 6, 2017 2:42 AM

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by Anonymousreply 36April 6, 2017 3:09 AM

[quote]Wasn't Harry Louis some celebrity's boy toy? Maybe some designer ...

Marc Jacobs.

But that's all gone now . . .

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by Anonymousreply 37April 6, 2017 3:11 AM

Coolest tread ever; huge cocks, massive cum shots, sex records and new fonts!

by Anonymousreply 38April 6, 2017 3:29 AM

This is not a cum shower. This is a cum [italic]batch[/italic.]

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by Anonymousreply 39April 6, 2017 4:30 AM

Oops!

by Anonymousreply 40April 6, 2017 4:36 AM

And now, a 2017 submission for "World's Best Brojob"

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by Anonymousreply 41April 6, 2017 4:44 AM

วษ”uษฮ› uษฤฑสŒฤฑฮ›

by Anonymousreply 42April 6, 2017 4:47 AM

๐“๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“พ๐“ป๐“ผ...

by Anonymousreply 43April 6, 2017 4:57 AM

๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ž ๐Ÿ…ฆ๐Ÿ…—๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…ฃ ๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…ข ๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…—๐Ÿ…” ๐Ÿ…Ÿ๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…ฃ ๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…• ๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…—๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…ข?

by Anonymousreply 44April 6, 2017 5:19 AM

going for the longest daisy chain record.

yum!

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by Anonymousreply 45April 6, 2017 5:58 AM

Most daring?

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by Anonymousreply 46April 6, 2017 6:06 AM

Longest gay daisy chain

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by Anonymousreply 47April 6, 2017 6:06 AM

^ Crap. That's the same clip at R45.

by Anonymousreply 48April 6, 2017 6:09 AM

This has it beat

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by Anonymousreply 49April 6, 2017 6:16 AM

Here's another record: those guys make the worst partners. Their sexuality is too raw and ready.

They should stay sex studs. Public penises: always ready for a ride.

by Anonymousreply 50April 6, 2017 6:25 AM

Does Jonah Falcon's 13.5 cock still hold the record for largest (confirmed) penis? That thing's 9.5 inches soft, by the way.

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by Anonymousreply 51April 6, 2017 2:19 PM

What use is something that big outside of a sideshow or gonzo porn?

by Anonymousreply 52April 6, 2017 11:12 PM

R39 is Fฮ›Kฮฃ

by Anonymousreply 53April 6, 2017 11:22 PM

I saw a documentary about Jonah Falcon years ago. He apparently walks around the city wearing loose trousers with his huge cock clearly showing in one trouser leg. I love bulges but that was just terrible.

by Anonymousreply 54April 6, 2017 11:23 PM

[Italic]I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 55April 7, 2017 11:50 PM

[Gothic]I was molested.

by Anonymousreply 56April 7, 2017 11:57 PM

[Bold]Thasts schweeet, Honey...now be a darlins and get Liza her pillsz

by Anonymousreply 57April 8, 2017 12:07 AM

Ay Dios mio! El es pingasaurus!

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by Anonymousreply 58April 8, 2017 12:35 AM

Dat's the soak job!

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by Anonymousreply 59April 8, 2017 12:38 AM

Holy fuck

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by Anonymousreply 60April 8, 2017 12:41 AM

>>>> THIS GUY !!! <<<<

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by Anonymousreply 61April 8, 2017 12:47 AM

[font face="verdana"] I have a huge dong

[bold]but I hate it when guys get obsessed with it

by Anonymousreply 62April 8, 2017 1:16 AM

๐•†๐•™, ๐•ž๐•ช ๐•“๐•–๐•’๐•ฆ๐•ฅ๐•š๐•—๐•ฆ๐• ๐•จ๐•š๐•”๐•œ๐•–๐••๐•Ÿ๐•–๐•ค๐•ค!

by Anonymousreply 63April 8, 2017 1:27 AM

R61 is a แด„สŸแด€ssษชแด„.

by Anonymousreply 64April 8, 2017 1:31 AM

Give it up, R63

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I've tried everything

by Anonymousreply 65April 8, 2017 1:33 AM

[html removed]indeed

[bold]Oh my

by Anonymousreply 66April 8, 2017 1:38 AM

[font=Verdana]Blowing my LOAD[/font]

by Anonymousreply 67April 8, 2017 1:46 AM

[:-)]

by Anonymousreply 68April 8, 2017 1:52 AM

I always count the wank splats. I'm pretty sure 14 was my personal record. 11 was always special.

by Anonymousreply 69April 8, 2017 1:55 AM

shอชoอฆuอฎldอฉ aอฃll mอซy poอฆstอญs goอฆ tอญhอชiอฅs waอฃy?

by Anonymousreply 70April 8, 2017 1:55 AM

[bold]You are darling

by Anonymousreply 71April 8, 2017 2:09 AM

[ALGERIAN]Will this work?

by Anonymousreply 72April 8, 2017 3:49 AM

[Georgia]Georgia, is that you?

by Anonymousreply 73April 8, 2017 3:50 AM

My record is 3 orgasms (with ample cum) in 10 minutes.

I have one witness.

Record number of sexual partners is 40 in 4 hours (all oral, not all to orgasm, me doing all the sucking).

by Anonymousreply 74April 8, 2017 4:14 AM

[quote]My record is 3 orgasms (with ample cum) in 10 minutes.

Geez... what was the context of that? Were you just jerking it or did you cum in three different assholes or what?

by Anonymousreply 75April 8, 2017 8:06 AM

Who's the guy in R5? He's sexy as hell.

by Anonymousreply 76April 8, 2017 9:17 AM

R76 see r20.

by Anonymousreply 77April 8, 2017 9:33 AM

I once did it six times in one night. That's pretty damn good.

I also shoot like a rocket. I warn my partners, but they don't believe me until the blast hits them in the eye. And then I have to say, "I told you so."

by Anonymousreply 78April 8, 2017 10:01 AM

I love when shooters shoot their hot load all over my cock balls ass and I use it as lube to shoot my own huge load.

by Anonymousreply 79April 8, 2017 11:36 AM

Jonah Falcon is a doughy old mess now. When he was younger his cock was a big curiosity though. Back in the 90s he claimed to only want to be in legit acting roles so turned down porn offers and tried to downplay his cock, but meanwhile he was an exhibitionist who wore nylon bike shorts to nightclubs to attract attention. Whatever Jonah. Tried to have it both ways and look how it turned out.

by Anonymousreply 80April 8, 2017 2:46 PM

[quote]What I really want to know is: how did you get the subject to be italicized?

Answer, OP.

by Anonymousreply 81January 15, 2020 1:23 AM

[quote]2: The Fastest Erection Ever As noted by Alfred Kinsey in his stunning work entitled Sexual Behavior in the Human Male, some men are supposed to be able to get an erection within the time frame of 3 seconds. Should this be regarded as a curse or as a blessing? You decide!

Unlike some of Kinsey's other work, I believe this one, since I can get erect very quickly.

by Anonymousreply 82January 15, 2020 1:50 AM

Goodness, that's QUITE a cumshot at OP! Its owner must be SO proud!

by Anonymousreply 83January 15, 2020 4:29 AM

In my twenties, I managed to cum 3 times in 10 minutes.

Do I win anything?

(I have a witness)

by Anonymousreply 84January 15, 2020 4:47 AM

Some of these oddball fonts and character sets aren't showing up on my phone (Android with Chrome browser). Can you just use Google fonts in the Unicode?

by Anonymousreply 85January 15, 2020 4:50 AM

R3 it probably is. I recall an older guy used to cruise the college johns and he shot a good 5 m and hit the bathroom mirrors. He was very proud of his ability to do that.

by Anonymousreply 86January 15, 2020 5:02 AM

๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ โ„Š๐“Š๐“Ž'๐“ˆ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ˆ ๐’ถ ๐’ฝ๐“Šโ„Šโ„ฏ ๐’ธโ„ด๐’ธ๐“€.

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by Anonymousreply 87January 15, 2020 5:56 AM

R84: I'm assuming you are R74 from when this thread was originally posted in 2017?

by Anonymousreply 88January 15, 2020 5:59 AM
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