Am I the only gay who find pussies unpleasant to look at?

1. why are you looking at them?

2.why does it bother you it's not like you're going to do anything with it. it's just another part of the body. do arms or legs bother you?

Guess what, sex organs are ugly, both men and woman...it is how they feel, not how they look.

Nothing is less attractive than a vagina. I smell fish just from seeing a picture of one.

I don't look at them, so no.

The last one I saw was het porn I inadvertently clicked on. I don't find them objectively ugly, I'm just totally indifferent. It's a body part, like an elbow or earlobe.

They don't excite me, real or fake. In fact, I can't even get an erection with a woman in the same room. It would be like embarrassing myself in front of my Mom and my sisters.

They look alien to me, so I do not look. the ones created out of inverted cocks don't look the same, but like another genus of aline. Ew. Much prefer the penis.

On this poll, there needs to be a choice of "indifferent". I don't give vaginas much thought, and seeing one doesn't effect me in any profound way.

Some look better than others.

I think they are hot dude

R9 = inarticulate, boorish, lazy punctuation: how typical of the heterosexual American male.

Then don't look.

As a former nurse, I've seen plenty of them, and will be very happy if I never have to see any more.

It's this gaping hole, really only covered by some flaps. Very prone to infections of all kinds. Especially due to the fact that a woman's urethra is very short, therefore more easily open to bacteria.A man has whatever additional length of his penis as added protection, which is very helpful.

I hate when porn sites have them in the ads at the side of the screen. Instant dick wilter.

And only a woman would say what R2 did. The penis is a beautiful symbol of love and virility to a gay man.

R10, except I'm not heterosexual

I don't mind a tight pussy in porn as long as an erect cock is thrusting in and out of it.

But loose multi-tinged clits are not pretty, except to fans of them.

Meow meow meow?

How many times do you idiot gay men have to be told. You cannot see a vagina by looking at a woman. Its inside her. What you see is a vulva.

One of the things I always find puzzling is how in hell straight guys like to look at vulvas, to me they mimic the appearance of wounds. ever since the first time I so one in a picture I came to dislike them so much that it wasn't until two years ago that I got to see what a clitoris looked like and that was thanks to a female to male guy on a pornhub video I clicked thinking that the guy was super hot, until I realized the guy wasn't a real guy.

When I was a teenager, I'd sometimes peruse my older brother's Playboy and Penthouse magazines, where the photos generally included some shots of the vulva, but little or nothing of 'think pink'. And I found some of those vulvas rather attractive (yes, I'm a Gold Star Gay, too). There have been a few straight porno scenes I've actually enjoyed, but that's pretty rare, and I'm really enjoying watching the man's performance (like Sean Michaels).

I am a het female and I think vulvas are gross. I hate mine and all others as well.

I guess that's why I do all right here at DL.

R20 has internalized DL's hatred without ever getting any credit or appreciation for it. Smart!

As for me, I avoid the sight of pussies as much as possible but don't suffer from the dreaded Robert Pattinson-style allergy.

I will NOT have my pussy spoken about in this manner, and on that I am unanimous!

Some of y'all act like regular guys are another species and you are some third sex

Their appearance usually causes a little queasiness in my stomach because I know what goes on there. Otherwise it's not a big deal.

A dick and balls, they look like a joke.

[quote] The penis is a beautiful symbol of love and virility to a gay man.

That must be all the cheese on the head that turns you on.

Meh. There's no [italic]there[/italic] there.

Why you hate me OP?

It's a maelstrom of evil and horror.

Ewwww. Kill it. Kill it with fire.

Why be all misogynistic about something you don't even have to be around...you're just trying to be another witty queen OP, and it isn't working.

Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

It's the teeth that bother me.

We actually got very lucky, had we been born straight we would have been eating that atrocious looking thing like zombies.

Not even straight men like looking at vaginas.

Neat, clean and shaved vaginas with petite labia in porn turn me on.

Not true strsight guys really love them, i dont know how they manage to do it but they crave it

Shhh, r37. Let them have their delusions.

Part of the attraction is that dudes know how it feels inside. Nice.

r39 let me tell how it truly feels inside: slimy as hell......... (a hole in a watermelon actually feels better)

Looks more like a sea creature than a flower to me...and I'm a woman.

As Sutherland says, in Abdrew Holleran's immortal "Dancer from the Dance:" "Children shouldn't play with unpleasant things."

I prefer snails to oysters, thanks.

Mmmmm...

They can be beautiful or unappealing, just like dicks and balls can be. I have seen some cranky-ass, nasty, crooked, stank sets of male genitalia. And for those of you who enjoy sticking your tongues up hairy male asses (how much more rimming threads can I take?), I wouldn't be too quick to judge when you're busy lapping up the Hershey Highway.

Why do we gay men have to be so fucking misogynistic? And the racist ones too. Fuck off.

r46 why can straight girls find pussies unpleasant without being branded as misogynistic ??????

Because they're GIRLS.

Slimy to some people=nice and juicy, to others. Chacun a' son gou^t.

The polite answer I always give is "It's not for me." And that goes for both vaginas and straight sex: as a gay man, I simply never comment on heterosexual sex from my own perspective--if you have no sexual or emotional attraction to the opposite sex, of course the sex is going to be less-than-mind-blowing, and chances are you're going to be repelled by their genitals, too.

I shut myself up by reading this homophobic passage written by sometimes-DL-fave Joan Didion (from "The White Album", published in the 1960s):

[quote]One is constantly struck, in the accounts of lesbian relationships which appear from time to time in movement literature, by the emphasis on the superior “tenderness” of the relationship, the “gentleness” of the sexual connection, as if the participants were wounded birds. The derogation of assertiveness as “machismo” has achieved such currency that one imagines several million women too delicate to deal at any level with an overtly heterosexual man. Just as one had gotten the unintended but inescapable suggestion, when told about the “terror and revulsion” experienced by women in the vicinity of construction sites, of creatures too “tender” for the abrasiveness of daily life, too fragile for the streets, so now one was getting, in the later literature of the movement, the impression of women too “sensitive” for the difficulties of adult life, women unequipped for reality and grasping at the movement as a rationale for denying that reality. The transient stab of dread and loss which accompanies menstruation simply never happens: we only thought it happened, because a male-chauvinist psychiatrist told us so. No woman need have bad dreams after an abortion: she has only been told she should. The power of sex is just an oppressive myth, no longer to be feared, because what the sexual connection really amounts to, we learn in one woman’s account of a postmarital affair presented as liberated and liberating, is “wisecracking and laughing” and “lying together and then leaping up to play and sing the entire Sesame Street Songbook.”

The thought of any naked fish body part makes us nauseous but the sight of the vile stinky deformity that Mary OP mentias is vomit-inducing!

Sicko^

Erna is indeed nauseous.

I have never seen one in person but sometimes I watch straight porn and I don't mind the appearance. It sounds weird but if I were to try it out Id like one of the big beefy labia hairy ones, they are menacing and vulgar looking in a way that appeals to me. I don't like the little small and shaved demure looking ones.

Before you queens gasp and hurl rotten fruit at me I am going to flee from this thread.

Given what is presumably your primary "bent," it makes sense that you would have a preference for the beefier lady part. Bravo for your adventurous spirit!

Let's see: don't wash it, air it out, watch out for bacteria

Women's bodies are beautiful. All of it, from head to toe. Including the vagina.

I just have no desire to stick my penis inside them.

R57 is delusional.

It seems that genes affect the way we perceive beauty too. That thing will never look good or appetizing to us,only straights have what it takes to adopt it as their own.

Straights are just kidding themselves if they think a puss is beautiful.

Gays are just kidding themselves if they think a cock is beautiful.

I don't find penises attractive at all. Now butts...

^Oh yes

Gurls you are in DANGER!!!!!!!! RUN save your precious semen from these leachers

Fish are disgusting and vile

Actually, R65, you are describing yourself and all the other misogynists on here. Stop giving gay men a bad name.

I have seen what I consider to be beautiful and ugly examples of male and female genitalia. Nothing wrong with either inherently.

A reasonable poster^!

Those damn things just plain stink

Only flamboyant vile effeminates call women "fish." They are jealous of women because they wish they could attract men like them

They look like monsters.

I can't even bring myself to eat a fish taco.

Those "monsters" pull more straight cock than you could fantasize about in a lifetime.

Some are ugly, but some are pretty.

epic fail, r73.

That is a horrible picture

No it isn't. You're just mad about all the dick that pretty little pussy can get. I, on the other hand, get enough dick to be secure, I can acknowledge that there are pretty pussys, and that's one of them. I don't obsess over straight dicks like you self loathing fools, so I don't need to convince myself that all pussy looks and smells bad, and straight men hate pussy and really want me. I don't want them. I prefer gay men, and Jim proud to be one, unlike YOU.

*I'm, not Jim.

"As a former nurse, I've seen plenty of them, and will be very happy if I never have to see any more."

I'm glad you're a "former nurse" because I'm pretty sure you were a really shitty one.

They DO look like monsters!

With a website full of guys presenting holes, this shouldn't really be high on your disgust list should it?

Straight porn is better sometimes too. I don't focus on the vag just like straight guys don't focus on the dick. The "straight guys for gay eyes" series was good. No lisping or trying to act masc. hot

Boy r50, that Joan Didion could sure write a lot of words.

A whole lot of words.

Just like cocks, vagines don't all look the same. This is something most gay men seem clueless about.

"Nothing is less attractive than a vagina. I smell fish just from seeing a picture of one."

Is a gaping hairy anus any better? Not all gay men wax and not all gay men douche their assholes before sex, unless you're into scat, the smell of shit isn't very appetizing..

All sex organs are ugly, period.

OP, I think your reaction is, at least in part, influenced by modern culture & society's differing attitudes towards male/female sex organs.

1. The cock is an external body part (i.e. more on display) - so people are generally more used to its look & shape, and thus have fewer hangups about it. Moreover, there are a lot of artistic images, structures and even mainstream movies that popularize the penis form as aesthetic & normal (e.g. male nude photography & statues, skyscrapers, etc.). Even Hollywood films show off A-list actors' penises to the viewing public.

2. But the vulva is still treated as taboo - it's a body part which is mostly hidden from sight, and the public never really sees it in mainstream movies or even in much art. The vulva's form hasn't been popularized, or even normalized, like the penis. As a result, many people view it as foreign & strange. (This is comparable to some older generations of women who were scared of / disgusted by the penis - calling it "the one-eyed snake" or "worm-like". They found it ugly because socially / culturally they were just not used to its look.)

Who gives a shit if pussies get a lot of straight cock? That is only because straight guys are retarded and it goes to show how rotten the collective human mind is.

But if it wasn’t for retarded straight guys, you wouldn’t exist, R85 :( And the world would be such a sad, lonely place without you...

Vulvas are not attractive. Even most women admit this. We are all forced to try to say they are sorry celebrating, but really deep down everyone knows they are just nasty, leaking gashes.

This is a site for gay men - of course no one wants to see vagine. Yes, their are unattractive penises and anuses (frequently due to lack of grooming) but nothing is as nasty on appearance as a vulva.

Sorry, but a swinging dick & sweaty ballsack stuck to a thigh aren't winning any beauty contests.

When as a child we first saw a naked fish, our sister, we thought she was deformed.

R88, that's hawt

Penises are ugly

Put your microscope away OP.

I have the world's prettiest.

Ewwww!

Vulvas look very primitive. Like something you'd see in a barnyard. No thanks

What is the average age here, 10?

Oh jeezus save me from the "This is a gay men's site" troll.

Please show me WHERE it says that this is a gay men's site.

I agree with r95. Barnyard.

Two words: Beef curtains

A nice, well groomed tight one on a nubile 18 year old can look rather nice.

I know two gay male gynecologists. Go figure.

So hate pussy so much I can't stand it.

"This Pud's for You"

Not that it matters what gay guys think about pussies. There are enough lesbians and (especially) straight men that are pussy obsessed, and women know what a valuable commodity their snatch is.

NO, I have the world's prettiest.

Puss looks like a clam, or oyster, cock looks like a naked mole rat.

The original "one-eyed snake"

It isn't looking at them that's the problem, OP.

So who is smarter? straight girls or straight guys, clearly one is trying to outsmart the other to get the best they can.

We know Cheryl. But all the same.......

Not all vagines have protruding or large vulvas, AKA beef curtains, this just proves a lot of gay men are clueless about the female anatomy.

Why would you expect gay men to be female anatomy experts? I am proud of my ignorance when it comes to most things female. It's one of the perks!

Fun off the field.

R112 - Any straight men reading this thread? If so, could you tell me how you find THAT^^^ appealing in any way?

R112 , R113 , why are you promoting pics of clearly abused / mutilated organs? The following is closer to the norm & looks quite aesthetic:

I always thought the face in Edgar Munch's "The Scream" looks like female genitalia.

You're the ugly one, please exit, stage left

R115 In terms of artistic inspiration, the obvious example would be the intricate floral paintings of Georgia O'Keefe. The only artist who subversively showed both the delicate beauty & the haunting power of this sex organ to mainstream audiences. (Tongue-in-cheek, she didn't admit to the sexual undertones, but the paintings speak for themselves.)

R114 - Closer to the norm, or an exceptional one? Just like perhaps only 1 in 50 people are 'beautiful', the vast majority of vulvas do not look like that one. And even that one is full of slime.

I don't find them unpleasant. I actually find the smell erotic on some women. And they really good too. But I hate women.

R118 is envious of women's ability to self lube. Sad.

feel^ really good

The thing @R112 is so disturbing, I can understand why a gold star gay man who has never had any first hand experience would be frightened out of his mind by that.

FWIW, as an older woman who has seen many in my day, I can truthfully say that more pussies resemble the more demure example @R114 than the scary Alien-esque Hope Solo vulva @R112.

I guess no one is ever happy or satisfied with what they've got. I have a R114, and my partner rags me about having a "baby puss" because I have no beef curtains(no red meat.) So I have a bit of a complex about that.

Stop the hatred of female genitalia on Datalounge.

It's killing us.

"The vast majority of vulvas", R118? You sound like a seasoned expert ;). About your logic argument - sure, overall facial & body beauty (i.e. the full package) is indeed rare, but that "1 in 50" ratio doesn't apply to individual body parts (e.g. a lot of people have nice lips / eyes / noses / sex parts - just not everything at once). So it's not logical to assume that beautiful vulvas are as rare as Abercrombie models.

Obviously a body-related norm is subjective & based on one's sexual experience & circle. For my age group (20 to 30), nice-looking sex organs (both male & female) are pretty much the norm. At least in my satisfied experience ;)

Fortunately the trans movement will fix all this. No more wet flappy pusses! Just neat 1" deep slits that dont do gross things like self-lubricate or bleed or feel.

R118, if you don't like the "slimy" look of lube / oil / fluids / saliva on sex organs, fair enough - but that spells raw sex. Ouch, your poor partner...

cocks are so beautiful!!! I looooove them

Pussoir!

It's fascinating that gay men at DL spent such an inordinate about of time obsessing over womens body parts, especially vagines.

This silly thread says more about the gay men here than anything else. I assure you, lesbians don't obsess over cocks the way so many gay men obsess over pussies, especially a cock's aesthetic value!

Yes but it gives us so many giggles!

DL'ers are a disgrace to Gay men.

Vulvas are the safest vehicles on the road

That's because lesbians are smart.

[quote]It's fascinating that gay men at DL spent such an inordinate about of time obsessing over womens body parts, especially vagines.

No obsessing here! I just don't think about them. Most gay men are the same. We're not slaves to they lady ham like our straight brothers apparently are. I know I don't want to see one, though. Ick.

There are at least three holes in that one velvet purse and they all do something different.

They're a mystery wrapped in an inigma and I'm pretty sure they stare at the floor all the time.

Sure, gay men who spend their free time yapping about gay men not liking vaginas (shocking!) are pathetic dullards, but the real weirdos seem to be the people who take time out of their day to debate them about it, and on this site of all places?

Seriously, who ARE you people, and don't you have better stuff to feel passionately about than DL's opinion on female sex organs?

Lesbians? SJWs? I just have to know!

I once argued about microwaving a sponge for two weeks. Piss up a rope, R136.

I miss the fabulous threads about great unheralded and little known products and other useful items. The Queen Helene Troll was hilarious!

I am willing to discuss anything from twats to ball sacks if it doesn't contain the word Trump.

So you won't discuss a strumpet? A trumpet? A TRiUMPh?

A work of art.

A truly asinine question for a gay males. Of course they are repulsed; as we are by male genitalia. And that is as it should be because, we're GAY for fuck's sake!

OP, here's a real mind-blower for you. Have a close look at a person's TONGUE - especially at the tongue's UNDERSIDE (which actually resembles a slimy sea-monster covered in red & blue veins). Consider also that it's a constantly moist nest of bacteria.

Remember that image next time someone tries to french-kiss or use their tongue.

Happy dreams.

R143.

I don't even like to hear that word "pussy" *shudders* unless there is a cute kitten in the room and even then I am not too keen on it.

R145 - How do feel about the word 'cunt' then? Does that trigger you also?

R145 is actually on to smthg. The female organ needs total re-branding. - The Latin names (vagina / vulva) sound too clinical (same with 'penis'). - The common names (pussy / fanny) sound silly, like smthg from a kid's vocabulary (same as 'willy'). Plus, 'pussy' has a degrading connotation of 'weak'. - The vulgar names can't be used in most social situations.

There needs to be a cooler popular name (like "cock" for the male organ - proud, assertive).

how about we call it "Cheryl"?

I call it the Breeder's Cup.

It's the Cradle of Civilization!

It stills stinks!

Beiber's Bush

I've always found "Cooter" to be the perfect word for it, r147

Women get real cross when you call them cooters.

There you go r154, snatching away all the good words for ladyparts. Twat's with that? Got some hair pie in your teeth?

I think that Vagine has a nice flair to it.

I favor "snatch," as in "You get all the glory and I spend all day slaving over the hot snatches!" (From 'Dead Ringers', about twin gynecologists)

Only in my bed after midnight.

Call it whatever you want, just please put it away. I'm tired of being confronted with camel toe. No more yoga pants on the street. No more highcut Brazilian swimsuits. Warm weather seems to bring out the exhibitionist side of the ladies.

Only acceptable when it's spelled "puss-he" and belongs to a male.

From all the ads you see it seems that the appearance of pussies is not their only problem.

They apparently leak

They need "freshening"

They have odor issues

They dry out

They need a lot of grooming

Stop the misogyny on Datalounge.

It's killing us.

It's a bit disingenuous r161 to feign surprise that a bunch of gay men responding to a query about female genetalia on a satirical and self-proclaimed bitchery site are going to wax enthusiastic about ladyparts. It doesn't mean for a second that we are misogynists.

I knew this thread was going to be FF by either females(lesbians ???) or bisexuals, god forbid gays talk about how bad vaginas are,only straight women are allowed to do it,in the mean time the rest of us are oppressed by the sjw's and their male hating agenda.

Women's pussies are nice and neat and tidy. Self-contained. Men's bits are fairly nasty, with various pasty (in white people) dangly flappy fleshy bits that look like some sort of porcini or anaemic sea creatures that live in deep water. You aren't pretty guys.

cocks are nice to look at,they look like something you want to put it in your mouth and suck all the juice out of it, vaginas on the other hand look like a seriously infested wound from a plastic surgery that went wrong.

Why are so many gay men in this thread talking about vagine? Shouldn't they be out looking for the cocks they want to suck so much? DL never ceases to amaze me.

R165, not all cocks are nice to look at, there are tons of anemic and ugly looking cocks out there, especially on some gorgeous male celebrities. I'm always shocked when some hot tall manly actor has a tiny or ugly cock.

r166 why are you on a gay site so interested in reading about what gays think of pussies?

How would you guys like it if DL lesbians had a "dicks are gross" fixation?

Let me try that again: How would you guys like it if DL lesbians had a "dicks are gross" fixation and they wanted to share that thought monthly?

As I gay man I don't have any first hand experience with vagine. Nothing I've ever seen or read has ever tempted me to change that.

R167, I'm a gay man, I've been at DL since the late 90s. I came into this ridiculous thread to see what was posted. I can't believe this thread is still getting posts.

Shouldn't you be in a DL porn thread or something?

Over the years, the obsession with women at DL has gotten much worse. There seems to be a ton of confused 'gay' millennial men now posting at DL. I reckon most of them must be bisexual...or so they say! Talk about people confused about their sexuality. Are more interested in vagines?

r170 how old are you? go get some help,you need it

First off, WTF does age have to do with anything, ageist much, R171! Funny how so many gay men think they stop aging at 25!

Actually YOU need the help. What truly gay man is so obsessed with the female anatomy? I assure you, not many. You sound like a clueless confused person.

I totally agree with R168, the obsession with women at DL is downright ridiculous and creepy. As a gay man, I do not hate women. I'm simply not attracted to them, yet I have many female friends. The hate here at DL is also horrible.

r172 so according to your theory straight girls hate women too right??? trust me, I'm as gay as they come and I give a fuck about feminine anatomy but it seems that you are very triggered by the fact that ALL gays find vaginas extremely unpleasant even on pictures.who are you kidding with your sanctimonious shit? yes hon you need definitely a loooot of help my dear

R173 is correct. All gays find vaginas extremely unpleasant.

Ummm. They're gay. That goes hand in hand.

Thread closed

"so according to your theory straight girls hate women too right??? trust me, I'm as gay as they come and I give a fuck about feminine anatomy but it seems that you are very triggered by the fact that ALL gays find vaginas extremely unpleasant even on pictures.who are you kidding with your sanctimonious shit? yes hon you need definitely a loooot of help my dear"

WHERE in my post did I mention str8 women hate women too?! WTF are you even talking about? YOU need to see a shrink and you clearly have reading comprehension problems.

I ALSO did not mention what's been posted here about gay men finding vagines unpleasant, NONE of that was my point. I questioned WHY gay men were CONSTANTLY obsessing over vagines at a gay forum.

Go back to school, learn how to read and comprehend WTF you're reading! Is English your second language? It appears so.

I'm a gay man and this is how I think of pussy : "Look, there's a vagina there."

And then I continue on my way.

Shouldn't we be talking about the best way to service a cock or something? The various classifications of dick? Your favourite part of the male anatomy? Best methods for giving your partner a handsfree orgasm, etc.?

^^I like your train of thought.

Indifference to vaginas, on the part of gay men, is understandable. Horror isn't.

Here you go OP this ones got Blue Waffle Decease. LOL

So basically, this commercial says woman need to trim their bush. And they are doing it all wrong.

[quote]How would you guys like it if DL lesbians had a "dicks are gross" fixation?

Except they are not. They are a work of art, a thing of beauty. This has been recognized for thousands of ages. Lady parts, not so much.

R180, that's a complete misunderstanding of historic art. Ancient Greek, Roman, Egyptian, etc. male statues have TINY meat. The ancients did not generally glamorize cocks - they down-played and ignored them. And big cocks were considered grotesque and un-athletic - an attribute of animalistic, lowlife Satyrs (mythical characters used for laughs), rather than heroic ideal men.

Article quote: "In ancient Greece, it seems, a small penis was the sought-after look for the alpha male. “Greeks associated small and non-erect penises with moderation, which was one of the key virtues that formed their view of ideal masculinity,” explains classics professor Andrew Lear, who has taught at Harvard, Columbia and NYU and runs tours focused on gay history. “There is the contrast between the small, non-erect penises of IDEAL MEN (heroes, gods, nude athletes etc) and the over-size, erect penises of SATYRS (mythic half-goat-men, who are drunkards and wildly lustful) and various NON-IDEAL MEN. Decrepit, elderly men, for instance, often have large penises.”

Similar ideas are reflected in ancient Greek literature, says Lear. For example, in Aristophanes’ Clouds a large penis is listed alongside a “pallid complexion,” a “narrow chest,” and “great lewdness” as one of the characteristics of un-athletic and dishonorable Athenian youths." "

R172 claims he's been here since the 90s yet doesn't know how to properly quote other posters, such as in R175. Either a liar or a big dummy.

[quote]How would you guys like it if DL lesbians had a "dicks are gross" fixation?

Interesting thought, R168, considering you also posted:

[quote]I am a het female and I think vulvas are gross. I hate mine and all others as well.

You're free to start a "dicks are gross" thread if you're not too cheap to sign up for a membership. I don't think any of the DL lesbians can afford it, so think of how much good you'll be doing to this gay community with your straight generosity.

Here, pussy pussy pussy....

R183 what the hell are you talking about? You don't have to pay to start threads here.

R183 I have been a paying participant for many years thank you very much.

I am flattered beyond words that you reverse trolldar'ed me to see what else I had to say.

I have seen a lot of UGLY, MALFORMED foreskins. The really long ones are extremely gross.

Sweetie, this is a thread about female genetalia. You're welcome to start your own thread highlighting your foreskin concerns. But in this space we are all about discussing the muff.

Vulvas with their swollen flaps of meat are analogous to the nasty gash of orangutans.

I can't quite imagine

All this focus on vagine

It's really quite obscene

I'd prefer not to see

The place from where ladies pee

But that's just me

I've got a real beef

With things that queef

They should be covered with a giant fig leaf

I hate to be gruff

But it's really tough

To look at a muff

The sight of hair pie

Doth hurt my eye

And makes me want to cry

If you have any smarts

Cover your ladyparts

Or my eyes will shoot darts

I don't like to catch

A view of a snatch

We really aren't a match

I'd rather go to Arabia

That have to look at a labia

As I've got a case of Eurotophobia

It's not a nice stunt

To show off your cunt

Sorry to be so blunt

I always cringe

When I'm shown a minge

They make me want to whinge

I get on my scooter

To avoid seeing cooter

I prefer to imagine them neuter

When confronted with camel toe

I'm thankful it's not the whole fish taco

Because that makes me scream "NO!"

If you haul out your clam

I'm going to scram

No thabks, ma'am

Nipsey Russell, ladies and gentlemen.

You and your ivaginary friends, r203!

I don't find it at all extreme

That I only like looking at peen

And never vagine

There's a product called vagisil. But no equivalent penisil or buttholesil.

Maybe it's me

But I'd rather not see

Your pussy

All these angry gay men

Their jaded eyes shooting darts

When they gaze upon the so-called reviled lady parts

Perhaps they need to stay far away, go play a fucking game of hearts!

Is it a coincidence all of your rhymes end in "arts"?

As in "farts"?

Is queefing the vaginal arts?

Twat do you think

When showing your pink

That we will forget the stink?

Surely you know that we jest

When trying to do our best

To make light of that the sight of which we detest

When did Dr. Seuss join the DL.

It's really not so neat

To display body parts that excrete

So please try to be discreet!

I do not like green eggs and ham

I do not like

Oh never mind

"body parts that excrete", you mean like your anus?

Literally, cut the crap.

I didn't realize crap cutting was a new thing. Does it require special scissors? The good news is as we all have anuses we can use crap cutting as a bonding method.

Dicks excrete too.

A vadge or a peen.

As long as it's clean,

Can be loads of fun.

When all's said and done.

I hate when someone calls it a Bugina. Pronounced Buh-Ghi-Na.

Why is there always so much drama on these threads? Always the same boring argument...

R168, try the L Chat instead. Plenty of it there. DL queens are especially whiny and annoying with their fixation, I'll give you that. What can I tell you... endless repetition and tryhard attempts at wit, 'tis the Datalounge way. But either way, why do you care?

I mean, I'd actually agree that those who really go on and on about it are motivated by misogyny or even subconscious jealousy, but come on, is anyone actually affected by Datalounge threads? Any woman who's actually upset about gay men's opinion of her genitalia has a strange and warped mindset and needs to spend way less time on here, and way more in the real world. Go on, R168, it'll do you a world of good!

OP, you are clearly not alone

I'm neither attracted not repulsed.

Bump

Lol

DL threads about snatch always make me laugh 😂🤪😂

You are not alone, OP

The pussy haiku Kind of makes me want to spew Between me and you

Welp, each and everyone of us here knows someone who enjoyed sliding into a vagina long enough for all of you cunts to eventually pop out of one. Yes?

Even most men (aka str8 guys) find them vomit-inducing.

I know who a straight guy who says that they are HORRIBLE TO LOOK AT but feel good...

I LOVED THAT!!!!

I find them horrific and unsightly!!!

They are so flipping-flappity, with all those hanging lips!!!!

They are not committed, like a hard cock.

They just hang there- dead, ugly, and lifeless.. Flippity-flappity. Too much lippage.

Its amazing to me that men love these ugly things!

Beef Curtains, indeed!!!!

And the stench from one of them could clear a football stadium!

pussies all look alike. They are boring. Though I have to admit, I haven't looked at many and never one in real life.

Dicks come on many shapes and sizes. They are much more interesting. Long-short, Hard-soft, thick-thin, cut-uncut, straight-curved up-curved down-curved to the side. with many combinations and everything in between.

Is r227 the Welp Troll? Have I finally seen him in the wild?

Can you imagine being a gynecologist?

I have you beat OP. The only once I have seen in real life have been trannies. For some unknown reason after the surgery they all end up flashing me unannounced to show it off. It's not a pleasant surprise. I dont know what they are expecting me to say. I am not bi, I am gay, they know that. and still they cant control themselves because its all about them showing off their surgery like its some kind of new car.

OP, are you debating on getting a sex change? Are you wanting to know if we approve?

A Iittle red corvette perhaps, r234?

They’re disgusting.

It’s an axe wound.

Straight men find gay men to be unpleasant.

[quote] For some unknown reason after the surgery they all end up flashing me unannounced to show it off. It's not a pleasant surprise. I dont know what they are expecting me to say. I am not bi, I am gay, they know that. and still they cant control themselves because its all about them showing off their surgery like its some kind of new car.

And, no disrespect to trans folks but......a T pussy is literally an open gash. They have to treat it like an ear piercing and do things so it doesn't heal. So no, I'm happy for your spirit but please don't show me your gash.