We must discuss them!
Instagram just "recommended" this identical gay couple's profile to me!
by Anonymous | reply 406 | April 3, 2021 4:22 PM |
I think they're fraternal twins rather than identical.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 25, 2017 11:02 PM |
Didn't they appear on Ellen for coming out and Ellen gave them $10,000?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 25, 2017 11:02 PM |
[quote]We must discuss them!
There'll be the usual people (idiots) who say they look nothing alike.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 25, 2017 11:14 PM |
OP lives in Stepford, Connecticut
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 25, 2017 11:17 PM |
That guy has the lightest nipples I've ever seen.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 25, 2017 11:25 PM |
Some people would look a lot fucking better if they left the gym alone.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 25, 2017 11:27 PM |
He went to Yale - smart and hot. Find something wrong with him DL!!!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 25, 2017 11:31 PM |
His boyfriend looks more like his brother than his actual brother.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 25, 2017 11:31 PM |
Looks like the whole damn family is gay, R8.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 25, 2017 11:44 PM |
Maybe he spray tanned the nipples too.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 25, 2017 11:47 PM |
Dad is gay too.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 25, 2017 11:47 PM |
Well, aren't they spashull.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 26, 2017 3:52 AM |
The gay genes run strong in that family.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 26, 2017 4:46 AM |
I have to block this thread. The photo is wigging me out. They're a little TOO camera ready.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 26, 2017 6:02 AM |
One went to Dartmouth. The other Yale. Someone in the Tommy threads is obsessed with one of them... Rex. They look factory made.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 26, 2017 8:59 AM |
Someone once said to me "Americans all have exactly the same teeth".
It's true.
& they glow in the dark.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 26, 2017 9:09 AM |
Do they even have penises?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 26, 2017 9:16 AM |
That's some creepy shit.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 26, 2017 9:17 AM |
Robotronic.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 26, 2017 9:18 AM |
[quote]perrymjones You two are just precious!
OK - which one of you is Perry M Jones?
you guys are so cute samueljellymanMy you're handsome lad x kateabrown17That's our hotel tomp14Aw u two are cute šš¼š shilbert35You two are too damn cute!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 26, 2017 9:58 AM |
It says on his account he's heading to San Fran. So perhaps they'll shave their heads, get into meth, lose their teeth, be pozzed at chemsex parties, do paint and piss splatter art, have breakdowns, lose all their money, pork out eating junk food in front of daytime TV, cut up the unsold canvases and turn them into caftans, discover DL, and start posting threads "Should we turn our lives around or end them?"
Get back to us in a year OP with a followup!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 26, 2017 9:59 AM |
nice teeth
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 26, 2017 10:08 AM |
Like it or not, this is an A-Gay peoples.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 26, 2017 10:35 AM |
They are just gay and sparkly and their hair cuts, grooming, eyebrow game, "perfect" teeth, and age and similar sizes made them seem to look identical. Also these lenses nowadays and the image processing. I mean sure they look alike but just saying there are reasons.
I looked like them when I was at Brown and for a few years afterwards. People called me "shiny".
Like all shiny new things, they will dull with age.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 26, 2017 10:35 AM |
There is absolutely nothing attractive about anyone with an Instagram. I don't care how interesting or attractive someone seems, as soon as I learn they have an Instagram, they are branded with the labels of "shallow", "visual", and "pathological narcissist" and mentally dumpstered.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 26, 2017 11:02 AM |
They are cute, but look like two bottoms.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 26, 2017 12:51 PM |
They need a sound spanking
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 26, 2017 12:56 PM |
I think they're great. Both handsome, but one more than the other. For the most part, most gay male couples I have ever known have, in many ways, looked somewhat alike.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 26, 2017 1:25 PM |
The chino in r20 has an obvious nose job.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 26, 2017 1:25 PM |
They remind me of an episode of The Twilight Zone (The After Hours) where mannequins come to life.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 26, 2017 1:35 PM |
What R10 said. And, after seeing the photo at R6, they should also lay off the clenbuterol.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 26, 2017 1:36 PM |
R29 = hopelessly naive.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 26, 2017 1:38 PM |
They could not look any gayer. I suppose if you like that sort of thing.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 26, 2017 1:39 PM |
Gah! š
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 26, 2017 1:42 PM |
R24, the runner with the number on his shirt so sexy and hot... the other not so much.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 26, 2017 1:49 PM |
Yeah R39 it's not as if gay men would be into gay men or anything. I mean, what could be worse than looking gay when you're gay, amiright bro?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 26, 2017 2:02 PM |
It will be a glorious day when gay men no longer feel they need to look like Ken dolls just to be OK. These guys look cosmetically altered. Not unattractive just artificial.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 26, 2017 2:34 PM |
The guy @ R44 doesn't look dirty. He looks shiny and squeaky clean.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 26, 2017 2:39 PM |
[quote]Instagram just "recommended" this identical gay couple's profile to me!
Clearly because you are a follower of gay couples.
Got any more?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 26, 2017 2:41 PM |
Too weird for my taste. Why would you fall for someone that looks like yourself, unless you're narcissistic.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 26, 2017 2:41 PM |
Can't imagine either one of them being a top. Or even them having sex as it might mess up their hair.
And dude's father looks hella gay too. He's your age group DLers, what do you think?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 26, 2017 2:45 PM |
[quote] Like all shiny new things, they will dull with age.
Meowch
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 26, 2017 2:48 PM |
He was a dollface as a kid.
This is how I see most DLers when they talk about their childhoods.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 26, 2017 2:51 PM |
He's pimping for some middle-of-the-road watch brand-- Daniel Wellington. Never heard of them but googled and they sell meh looking $200-$250 watches.
You'd think some fashion brand like Vineyard Vines would get with him.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 26, 2017 2:54 PM |
A watch that sells for $200 is hardly middle of the road - it is bottom of the road. This is a crappy brand that takes $10 Chinese movements and puts them in $20 cases and sells them for almost ten times that much. Like the huckster who sells them, they're superficial, cheap, and will fade in a few years.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 26, 2017 3:02 PM |
And yet that $200 watch will actually work and last just as well as most $99 or $500 watches.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 26, 2017 3:07 PM |
DL shop bottoms... No R52, it's middle of the road. There's a host of $25-50 watches and then there's Swatch and Fossil and all that-- those are the low-end.
And man, you do have a major bone on for this kid. What's up with that? Why so bitter about him?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 26, 2017 3:08 PM |
What do bottom-end watches have to do with these nearly identical bottoms?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 26, 2017 3:10 PM |
That's true R54 and although he knows it too, R52 is trying to impress upon us that anything below $7000 is low class, bottom-end to him because that's just how upper class and superior he is. Always amazes me that people bother to be so pretentious on an anonymous board.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 26, 2017 3:27 PM |
Why are they wearing so much makeup??
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 26, 2017 3:31 PM |
R8 His brother strikes me as straight from that photo.
Also, they could easily pass off that dog in the middle as an old bitch grandma and no one would notice. It's uncanny.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 26, 2017 3:32 PM |
Bingo R56
And what's sad is that chances are very high that R52 is a $65K/year sales bottom with a community college degree who feels his knowledge of high end everything sets him apart from the other middle class drones he works with. He's the type who saves his pennies to use his store discount to buy some overpriced designer item so that he can feel Klassy and frequently mention his Prada sneakers.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 26, 2017 3:33 PM |
Haha exactly R56 . I can picture him using his lunch breaks to study up on all the 'right' brands, madly swatting so he can mention the names in anonymous exchanges online.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 26, 2017 3:38 PM |
The entire family looks fit. Even the dog.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 26, 2017 3:56 PM |
Yes, they look healthy.
But I don't know what will happen to that stomach when he stops going to the gym every day of the week.
Maybe it will just go back to normal.
He should swim instead. Slight body like that.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 26, 2017 4:08 PM |
One has a tilted head!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 26, 2017 4:13 PM |
I love you guys. LOL.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 26, 2017 4:16 PM |
R64 = his wicked mother (who secretly hates them all and is planning her escape).
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 26, 2017 4:28 PM |
R48, I could buy the dad as a wealthy straight guy who gets regular facials and manicures (that is one shiny family), although if I didn't know a thing a thing about him (which I don't other than that he has a son), I'd definitely read him as gay.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 26, 2017 4:59 PM |
I'll bet they've never had sex.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 26, 2017 5:27 PM |
Creepy, and disturbing.
And not particularly attractive, if you ax me.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 26, 2017 5:46 PM |
Are guys like this genuinely happy? They seem to put so much time and energy into doing things that make them seem happy, that they rarely take the time to truly enjoy the moment. It just seems exhausting.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 26, 2017 6:10 PM |
[quote]They seem to put so much time and energy into doing things that make them seem happy, that they rarely take the time to truly enjoy the moment. It just seems exhausting.
& then getting all those endless gushing, sycophantic comments and hundreds of likes on instagram - nearly all of them with the word 'cute'.
32 THOUSAND followers...following what, exactly?
Such a bizarre way to live.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 26, 2017 6:16 PM |
The one on right is wearing make-up.
They both look annoying.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 26, 2017 6:26 PM |
I think with these identical gay couples - one has style or 'a style' when they meet. The other has none.
The other says "Show me!"
Or one says "You need style, gurl!"
Then they go shopping and to the hairdresser and to the gym.
& they end up looking exactly alike.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 26, 2017 6:33 PM |
I prefer the dad.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 26, 2017 6:36 PM |
It's the ultimate expression of narcissism, it's one step beyond falling in love with your image in a mirror.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 26, 2017 6:47 PM |
I wonder what it must be like for the parents when the son brings home a boyfriend who looks exactly like him.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 26, 2017 7:02 PM |
[quote]For the most part, most gay male couples I have ever known have, in many ways, looked somewhat alike.
What's sad is that I believe this is not an exaggeration on R34's part.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 26, 2017 7:04 PM |
[quote]Both handsome, but one more than the other.
Which one is more handsomer?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 26, 2017 7:37 PM |
They're kin and I love them but they do look like they're carved out of cream cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 26, 2017 7:45 PM |
which one is the handomerest of all?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 26, 2017 7:55 PM |
R78 That is hilarious, thanks!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 26, 2017 7:56 PM |
They're both wearing make-up in OP's photo.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 26, 2017 8:03 PM |
They don't just have the same teeth, they have the same mouth EXACTLY.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 26, 2017 8:05 PM |
& they go to the same place to have their eyebrows shaped/waxed/plucked - whatever people do with their eyebrows.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 26, 2017 8:07 PM |
OMG - the other one ALSO has a gay brother - who is also a clone of him.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 26, 2017 8:12 PM |
I dunno. I think its cute gay ivy league golden boy overload.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 26, 2017 8:14 PM |
how do you know the brother is gay?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 26, 2017 8:16 PM |
As far as I know, Rex is the only gay in his family.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 26, 2017 9:08 PM |
Instagram often recommends the boyfriend (the guy on the right in OP's pic) to me. I don't know why as other than the fact that he's gay, he doesn't have much in common with my other "likes" on Instagram. I've never bothered to click on his profile.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 26, 2017 9:18 PM |
Who is the guy at R44? He looks greasy.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 26, 2017 9:19 PM |
I'm sure they all have very nice anuses
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 26, 2017 9:33 PM |
R82, completely disagree... the striped-shirt guy on the right is hotness to death... the other... MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 26, 2017 9:39 PM |
They no longer look as "identical" in R93.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 12, 2017 11:48 AM |
I think they look even more identical
It's like watching an amoeba split in two
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 12, 2017 11:51 AM |
I literally just seen their page on my Instagram explore feed and it took me 8 minutes to figure out they were different people
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 12, 2017 11:55 AM |
You "seen," r96?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 12, 2017 11:57 AM |
Is it wrong that I'd rather do the dad than either of them?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 12, 2017 12:06 PM |
I used to like them bc Rex actually had a real job and Ian was actually an Ivy League student. Now Rex has become just another Instashill doing nothing with no visible income
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 12, 2017 12:49 PM |
What was his real job?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 12, 2017 12:57 PM |
He was in finance downtown r100
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 12, 2017 1:30 PM |
don't know why there is so much hatred for these guys . They look lovely and healthy and out . So what's ' the problem .they're enyoing their youth and love ! All that youth will be over within a few years !
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 12, 2017 1:47 PM |
He quits a finance job downtown to shill on Instagram? Just how much does Instagram pay?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 12, 2017 1:50 PM |
They look slightly different if you look closely. But then you have to look closely.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 12, 2017 2:25 PM |
So let's see, he's a model, athlete, Yaley, business analyst at Kinsey with perfect abs, perfect hair, always sharply dressed. And he probably lives in a model home where every countertop is dust free, all of his pens, cutlery, dishes, clothes, and shoes are perfectly aligned.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Why do I get the impression there is nothing more there.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 12, 2017 2:52 PM |
Is he wearing a bra??
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 12, 2017 2:59 PM |
The Rex guy is packing and not afraid to show it off on his instagram. I like!
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 12, 2017 3:10 PM |
It has been said that couples do start to look like each other.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 12, 2017 3:10 PM |
That Rex guy has a link to a gay dating app (with a custom referral code) in his Instagram bio. Kind of tacky.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 12, 2017 3:14 PM |
He's making money from the link R110 one assumes.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 12, 2017 3:16 PM |
That app has a bunch of Instahos promoting it
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 12, 2017 3:39 PM |
Yeah, a few I follow have started to shill it. Smart move by Chappy App.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 12, 2017 5:03 PM |
God, they look so fucking plastic and stepford wifey in the OP's image. It looks creepy, not sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | June 12, 2017 5:09 PM |
They are far too manicured and "done" in my opinion. I think if they didn't have any make-up, insta retouching, and 100% perfect grooming they probably wouldn't look so similar at all. Whoever was the first to decide to get in a relationship is def suffering from a slight case of narcissism.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | June 12, 2017 5:19 PM |
Stepford nails it. They look like they have been bred for Yale and the economic elite.
I'm sure they're deep.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 12, 2017 5:28 PM |
And posing ....
"I'm in awe of the wonder that is me ... oh yes, and this .... culture I am pretending I am celebrating"
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 12, 2017 5:32 PM |
"Look how my pecs go with the Spanish architecture!"
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 12, 2017 5:32 PM |
Look how pretty the water is when we're gazing into each other's eyes.... We stand and gaze at each other just like this 24 hours a day even when the camera isn't on us!
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 12, 2017 5:35 PM |
This might not be a popular opinion but I think these guys are probably huge whores. I don't get the posters who think they are "virgins" or "afraid to mess their hair" because of their appearance. I think it's the opposite, I don't think their sex would tepid and boring at all, these prissy looking manicured Insta guys are probably the biggest dickpig sweaty cum whores when they have sex, just my opinion anyway and it's unlikely we'll ever know.
Also the Rex guy's head looks really small on his body because of his muscular arms and chest
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 12, 2017 5:35 PM |
And summa cum laude, too.
We should be in a shampoo ad!
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 12, 2017 5:36 PM |
Ian Spear must be genetically engineered.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 12, 2017 5:38 PM |
That picture at r119 is straight out of the Tommy DiDario handbook.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 12, 2017 5:43 PM |
"See how we demonstrate the manner in which well-bred Anglo-Saxons should show affection."
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 12, 2017 5:49 PM |
"I have abs and a summa cum laude degree from Yale. See how I can borrow phrases from Disney's the Lion King. I do this to show that I am not afraid of being lowbrow. Hakuna Matata to you all."
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 12, 2017 5:51 PM |
LOL seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 12, 2017 5:51 PM |
REX INSIDE: "Ian, we are not supposed to kiss. We are supposed to hold hands and smile at the camera. This is so inappropriate."
REX OUTSIDE: We should post this. It shows I have more than one facial expression.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 12, 2017 5:58 PM |
Did you just post the same picture twice? Or are you two different posters?
by Anonymous | reply 130 | June 12, 2017 6:00 PM |
"Rocky. I am sitting on rocks. Do you see how sparkling my sense of humor is? Everyone things I am clever at Yale".
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 12, 2017 6:01 PM |
"St. Thomas puts the sun in Sunday"
"I came up with that. I tried to work summa in there, but I determine it was more clever with sun and Sunday because they look so much alike."
by Anonymous | reply 132 | June 12, 2017 6:05 PM |
"Paddling into fall"
I've got millions of these. I don't know how I come up with them!
by Anonymous | reply 133 | June 12, 2017 6:10 PM |
Is Rex still going to go to Stanford?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | June 12, 2017 6:19 PM |
In some pictures, Rex is clearly wearing blush and lip tint and probably perms his eyelashes as well. It gives him a Pee Wee Herman/Stuart from MadTV vibe. Creepy.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 12, 2017 7:59 PM |
He does look like Pee Wee Herman. I was just about to say that. And he highlights his hair like it's 1998.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | June 12, 2017 9:27 PM |
The funniest thing about these pictures is imagining the planning that went into them. What was the discussion like? Was someone doing the directing? How many hundreds of shots were taken to get the perfect one?
by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 12, 2017 9:45 PM |
Oh, hey there. Didn't see you there. You caught me shopping at the farmers' market.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | June 12, 2017 9:47 PM |
Just about to post that, R137. "Parisian picnic" aka pompous prick poses for picture.
Eiffel tower in view: Check. Flowers center of blanket: Check Plates of french food and bottles aligned: Check Two pairs of shoes perfectly paired and pointing forward: Check One knee up, other leg straight: Check Hand showing expensive watch resting on knee: Check Other hand stiffly "resting" on straight leg: Check Smile that registered smile: Check
We were just having a light lunch on the Seine and thought, would this not make for a lovely picture for all of our little underprivileged and less attractive fans stuck in America?
by Anonymous | reply 139 | June 12, 2017 10:01 PM |
I think Rex is very handsome. Ian looks Mary! I don't know about makeup but Rex uses photo touch up too much. Look at this one. He looks like a mannequin lesbian who transitioned.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | June 14, 2017 4:26 AM |
I'm just shocked that there's a guy under the age of 70-something with the name Rex; his family must be as pompous as he is. Unless they're going by aliases for their Instagram personality careers (it pained me to type that out).
by Anonymous | reply 141 | June 14, 2017 5:31 AM |
R105 Do you think Rex purposely wears shirts that are 2 sizes too small? That looks ridiculous and uncomfortable.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | June 14, 2017 5:38 AM |
All white people look alike.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | June 14, 2017 9:16 AM |
I'm puzzled by the 1%ishness of this - is the idea that it will be aspirational for people to see two hot young guys with no visible income spend their entire summer traveling around Europe, again with no visible income?? It seems tone deaf if the goal is to build an audience - but mb it's actually a smart strategy to establish a high-end brand for advertisers ...
by Anonymous | reply 144 | June 14, 2017 3:19 PM |
Both very cute but always camera ready.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | June 14, 2017 11:10 PM |
They're definitely too camera ready, but I don't think it's anything like Tommy Didario level. Rex's coming out story after his mom died was really touching.
BTW, Rex just announced he and Ian are going to start a blog/vlog thingy. This should be interesting.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | June 15, 2017 12:03 AM |
What do gender norms have to do with anything? He seems to fit quite nicely into the "male" norm.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | June 15, 2017 12:09 AM |
R144, Rex is an investment banking analyst at Goldman Sachs. Not exactly suffering financially or living off of social media clicks.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | June 15, 2017 12:58 AM |
Nope he quit, r148 - keep up before snarking on others
by Anonymous | reply 149 | June 15, 2017 12:01 PM |
He quit such a good high paying job to do what?
by Anonymous | reply 150 | June 15, 2017 12:50 PM |
Be an Instashill
by Anonymous | reply 151 | June 15, 2017 12:51 PM |
That pays pennies. You can't support yourself on that.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | June 15, 2017 12:52 PM |
They seem to live quite an airbrushed life
by Anonymous | reply 153 | June 15, 2017 1:31 PM |
Maybe they don't need to work.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | June 15, 2017 1:52 PM |
Not all people need to or should work.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | June 15, 2017 2:04 PM |
Ian is going to Stanford Business School in the fall. It's the other one who has no visible work or income
by Anonymous | reply 156 | June 15, 2017 2:08 PM |
I know it's hard for many DLers to hear this, but having masculine guys like Rex on video and out publicly is huge for many younger guys.
I understand that when most DLers were growing up, there were zero out gay men/TV characters, etc. and so anything was a big deal.
But for my generation, so much of the gay representation we had was uber femme-- Jack from Will and Grace, Cam and Mitch from Modern Family, out actors like Harvey Fierstein and Andrew Rannells.
And if you weren't femme, weren't into the prevailing "gay culture" you felt like a total outsider.
So guys like Rex and Dylan Geck do a lot for that last piece of the gay world.
(And you all get more tops)
by Anonymous | reply 157 | June 15, 2017 2:09 PM |
re: money
They likely saved enough from working at Goldman, plus family supporting them to start a business (both seem to come from affluent families) plus whatever they make now from Insta.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | June 15, 2017 2:10 PM |
[quote]masculine guys like Rex
Rex? The Rex in this thread? Honey, he has the same elongated vowels as the rest of us. He's just trying to control them a little harder. But they slip out.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | June 15, 2017 2:14 PM |
[quote]But for my generation, so much of the gay representation we had was uber femme-- Jack from Will and Grace, Cam and Mitch from Modern Family, out actors like Harvey Fierstein and Andrew Rannells.
How are these guys any different from the ones you named? These two queens are plucked and preened and have more makeup caked on than a drag queen.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | June 15, 2017 2:15 PM |
Thank you, R157. Now we know you "massssssssculines" are just as queeny as the rest of us.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | June 15, 2017 2:17 PM |
OP's pic seems to have been removed.
Have they shut their IG account?
by Anonymous | reply 162 | June 15, 2017 2:17 PM |
Thanks R163 - it must be OP's specific photo that's been removed.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | June 15, 2017 2:20 PM |
R157 hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | June 15, 2017 2:20 PM |
Only judging Rex by the video at R146
Now that I'm looking at the rest of the photos, yeah, maybe he's not quite what he comes across as in that video
Oh well.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | June 15, 2017 2:28 PM |
No, R166. He's exactly as he seems in the video. The issue is whether that offends you or not. I'm fine with Rex just the way he is.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | June 15, 2017 2:30 PM |
those perfect bleached teeth they have in America can make any man look like a Ken Doll.
AND - they glow in the dark
by Anonymous | reply 168 | June 15, 2017 2:34 PM |
[quote]Ian is going to Stanford Business School in the fall. It's the other one who has no visible work or income
Backwards.
Rex has been working for Goldman Sachs for the last two years, so he has been making good money. Ian just graduated from college.
I guess both their plans is too attend Stanford Business school in the fall? Trying to parse from their linkedin pages.
I will say even though I think they seem stepford wifey, their educational achievements are impressive.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | June 15, 2017 2:41 PM |
This thread makes me want to die. It just shows me how shitty my life is.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | June 15, 2017 2:45 PM |
I love their choices in swimwear, and I wish that those in the Speedo tread would see how sexy and yet appropriate that cut and length looks on a man. No need to show it all(and that goes double for females.) They look hot and well put together in their chosen trunks.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | June 15, 2017 2:49 PM |
You like trunks, R171. Someone else likes Speedos. And the world goes round. And round. And round.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | June 15, 2017 2:51 PM |
People on the DL just hate those dumb baggy board shorts (which are really out of style in modern years anyway). That isn't what they are wearing
[quote]This thread makes me want to die. It just shows me how shitty my life is.
Living your life constantly obsessing and jealous over other people's lives just isn't a way to live. There will always be people that have it better than you, there will always be people that have it worse than you.
Some trustafarians would look at those two guys and think it is sad they need to study and work for a living.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | June 15, 2017 2:52 PM |
r173 Nothing wrong with Ian's "swimwear choice," as r171 calls it.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | June 15, 2017 2:57 PM |
I'll bet he threw it in the trash after they took the photo.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | June 15, 2017 2:59 PM |
STEPFORD GAYS
by Anonymous | reply 176 | June 15, 2017 2:59 PM |
R175 Nah. He's so young, he can still eat what he likes. Or he'd be posing at his juicer.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | June 15, 2017 3:01 PM |
[bold] Wow, someone's super-invested in these guys and making them... just like him.
#LoveThatIgnoredFeature
[quote]masculine guys like Rex
Rex? The Rex in this thread? Honey, he has the same elongated vowels as the rest of us. He's just trying to control them a little harder. But they slip out.
Thank you, R157. Now we know you "massssssssculines" are just as queeny as the rest of us.
R157 hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
No, R166. He's exactly as he seems in the video. The issue is whether that offends you or not. I'm fine with Rex just the way he is.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | June 15, 2017 3:18 PM |
Yeah I thought it was hilarious that r157 referred to them as "masculine", wtf? Though r160 responded to that well.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | June 15, 2017 3:19 PM |
It's SOOO frustrating because everyone thinks we're "business partners" and not a couple because we don't look gay!
by Anonymous | reply 180 | June 15, 2017 3:19 PM |
R178, you failed to quote r177.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | June 15, 2017 3:23 PM |
[quote] out actors like Harvey Fierstein and Andrew Rannells.
You really are trying hard to make a point that you can't make.
Andrew Rannells is the example you pick? He isn't even that big of a name.
Neil Patrick Harris, Anderson Cooper, Zac Quinto, Matt Bomer. Most of the openly gay celebrities are not especially effeminate.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | June 15, 2017 3:24 PM |
All those posts at R178 are from the same person.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | June 15, 2017 3:25 PM |
I don't understand the hate. They seem like nice guys. Rex has gone through a lot, has come out better because of it, has a history of trying to help the gay community on his campus and then at large. Maybe they both come from upper middle to upper class families, but getting into an Ivy and both graduating with highest honors and landing good jobs at top banks takes talent.
Sure, they are now taking a lot photos of themselves on Instagram and some of them are out right ridiculously Stepford, but honestly, what else would you rather have? If they were one of those couples who took mostly pictures of nature, or art, or other things, you would find the feed boring and probably wouldn't be talking about them right now at all. It's why most people follow someone on Instagram, to see pictures of that person. If it was nothing but gratuitous shirtless pictures all the time with annoying captions pretending as if that picture is meant for anything other than to show off how hot they are- that I would consider narcissism. Majority of their pics are clothed.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | June 15, 2017 3:46 PM |
Wow. Bet you were in the advanced classes, R183.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | June 15, 2017 3:49 PM |
[quote]I don't understand the hate.
Then get the fuck off this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | June 15, 2017 5:00 PM |
[quote]I don't understand the hate.
I don't either. But I understand this site. Cunts gonna cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | June 15, 2017 6:01 PM |
I'm still laughing at the thought of Rex being masc. Dylan Geick has also been queening it up since he's been in LA. The image is calibrated. It's all a farce.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | June 15, 2017 6:55 PM |
Ian works for McKinsey and company. And it's obvious he comes from a very wealthy family.
And the idea that these guys are desperately needed role models is absurd. There are out gay athletes and all kinds of guys who are out and gay and less smarmy than these guys. There have been for decades.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | June 15, 2017 9:25 PM |
I thought Ian just graduated and is going to Stanford Business School.
What school did Rex graduate from?
by Anonymous | reply 190 | June 16, 2017 3:02 AM |
Dartmouth. He seems to come from middle class family, Ian from wealthy. Ian's parents were with them on Africa trip
by Anonymous | reply 191 | June 16, 2017 3:22 AM |
Does anyone know what app they met on?
by Anonymous | reply 192 | June 16, 2017 3:42 AM |
So here's their website. The opening picture is unfortunate.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | June 16, 2017 3:48 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 194 | June 16, 2017 3:53 AM |
What on earth is the point of that Instagram account? I've seen more naturally posed photographs in an International Male catalog. Are they models advertising their services or just desperate attention whores?
by Anonymous | reply 195 | June 16, 2017 3:53 AM |
[quote]Rex has gone through a lot
I just wish I could send him a hug. How awful to be born white, middle class and good looking and to come of age when gay marriage is legal. The struggle is real. Just like their teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | June 16, 2017 4:52 AM |
Hey, R196, his mom died of pancreatic cancer when he was 2. Have some empathy.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | June 16, 2017 5:16 AM |
Look, carbs! (I mean, look, here are carbs. That is today's lesson; here, you can take this back now.)
by Anonymous | reply 198 | June 16, 2017 5:25 AM |
There just doesn't seem to be any difference in their photos...no candidness, same smile, same stilted poses. Also, I don't get any masculine vibe, because their pics seem sterile and sexless.
Truthfully, I'd like to see them on that show "Naked and Afraid." Which one would crack first?
by Anonymous | reply 199 | June 16, 2017 9:07 AM |
Two basic bitches
by Anonymous | reply 200 | June 16, 2017 9:21 AM |
Anyone who has to convince everyone that they are "hot", wealthy, respectable, etc. by doing crap like this is bullshit.
And I worked in investment banking (not Goldman), and the analysts are entry level employees, fresh out of college. They're grunts, and even the executive assistants haze them. They don't get paid much and they're ALWAYS working. I've seen plenty drop out, too. I've seen the hard-working, good-humored ones and the sociopaths get ahead. They stick it out for a couple of years because at the end of the path there's a lot of money. But analysts don't make much, and factoring in their hours and the amount of shit they have to put up with, it's like minimum wage.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | June 16, 2017 10:33 AM |
They twinkle.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | June 16, 2017 11:42 AM |
Ian actually looks good at R163. This was before his feminization, before he was plucked and waxed within an inch of his life.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | June 16, 2017 1:52 PM |
I am an analyst at a bulge bracket. I make nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | June 16, 2017 1:54 PM |
[quote] Hey, [R196], his mom died of pancreatic cancer when he was 2.
Then he doesn't fucking remember her.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | June 16, 2017 3:08 PM |
I'm obsessed with the question of how they stay so cut with all that traveling - do they just adapt to a different gym at every single place they go??
by Anonymous | reply 206 | June 16, 2017 6:10 PM |
Good for Ian, but it's almost like his abs are too good. It's not natural. I swear they look drawn on.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | June 16, 2017 8:14 PM |
These idiots with their posing all over Europe makes every beautiful place like it's being exploited for their vanity.
They are overdue for a downfall.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | June 20, 2017 3:47 PM |
This is when Rex used to be dating his ex, Phil. Dartmouth had a "run around and roll in the mud in your underwear" event because.... Dartmouth.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | June 20, 2017 5:38 PM |
Ian is much better looking than Rex in the video.
That photo at R209 is just ridiculous and embarrassing. I could imagine all the tourists waiting to take photos just looking at them and going WTF?!
by Anonymous | reply 212 | June 27, 2017 6:35 AM |
"I just love how European architecture highlights my abs and pecs"
by Anonymous | reply 213 | June 27, 2017 7:36 PM |
loathsome
by Anonymous | reply 215 | June 27, 2017 7:38 PM |
They're both so tight and angular.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | June 27, 2017 7:39 PM |
Let me guess, AirBnB sponsored that ridiculous video š
by Anonymous | reply 217 | June 27, 2017 10:30 PM |
I like them, OP. They're a cute couple!
by Anonymous | reply 218 | June 27, 2017 10:41 PM |
What's not to like, vagino R213?
by Anonymous | reply 219 | June 27, 2017 10:48 PM |
Here is Rex's ex and his new boo. I swear, this twin thing is contagious.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | June 28, 2017 5:21 AM |
Welcome Rex and Ian, R218 and R219. They are posers in the literal sense to the most vapid degree. They even make Tommy and Gio seem somewhat balanced.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | June 28, 2017 6:49 AM |
Exactly r221. This European tour and instagram actually shows minimal interest or understanding of any of the countries and cities that they are visiting other than a boondoggle to take preppy / shirtless fashion shots. And Ian's I think pride is about me sharing my story witht the world, puke.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | June 28, 2017 6:55 AM |
That's a great pic at R213. Love the plaid. Almost not queeny.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | June 28, 2017 8:27 AM |
See me pose in front of the Roman ruins. See me post something I took from the internet about Rome to make it seem like I am now posting about the places I visit to pretend tha I learn stuff. See me deny I am reading DL.
Most of all, see my same smile, same style and how it goes with any European city as a backdrop for the wonder that is me.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | June 29, 2017 6:05 PM |
R211 That video, though. Can it get any worse than this shit.
"It's a part of who I am. Just like the fact that I have green eyes... and brown, dirty blonde hair. I shouldn't want to change a thing."
Repulsive.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | June 29, 2017 6:12 PM |
My homosexuality's just part of my being, like my bright, intelligent eyes, my exquisite jawline, dimples, and rock hard abs. It really shouldn't define me. Certainly not as much as my abs at least.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | June 29, 2017 6:21 PM |
R220, Max is cuter than the other three.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | June 29, 2017 6:30 PM |
I'll never understand why some people (gay or straight) would ever be sexually interested in someone who looked like he/she could be a twin/sibling/relative. That's fucking weird and disgusting. I'm very attracted to guys with different facial features than me.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | June 29, 2017 6:39 PM |
I'm genetically programmed to be attracted to men who are similar to me, lookswise.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | June 29, 2017 7:02 PM |
Narcissism runs strong, it isn't surprising that many gay guys find someone who looks similar to themselves very hot.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | June 29, 2017 7:04 PM |
Her I am standing outside Nelson Mandela's jail cell. Racism is bad, so I will refrain from smiling so you get the message.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | June 30, 2017 6:42 AM |
R226, what's repulsive about what he said?
by Anonymous | reply 233 | June 30, 2017 7:45 AM |
R232 These captions are perfection.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | June 30, 2017 7:53 AM |
R233 Nm, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | June 30, 2017 7:53 AM |
So many of you were honor students at L'Ecole de Sick Fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | June 30, 2017 12:43 PM |
Better than being Yale graduates, apparently. "
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore".
Really? You went to Yale and think Italy..... ooh ooh, I need a caption for our latest pose.... This'll do.
They're setting themselves up to be adored for their plastic poses. Don't tell me this isn't abour narcissism.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | July 1, 2017 8:22 AM |
They're so conservative with their PDA. It's like if they hold each other too closely they'll break.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | July 1, 2017 8:54 AM |
If the hold each other too closely they may accidentally fuse.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | July 1, 2017 9:26 AM |
Maybe it's the shirt, shows off the chest nicely, but I think Rex looks so hot here. Even if it's with a girl.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | July 1, 2017 9:40 AM |
Besides which, R237, "That's Amore" is much more Napoli than Roma.
As for their narcissism, who cares?
by Anonymous | reply 241 | July 1, 2017 1:10 PM |
No one cares, R241. It's just fun to mock them.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | July 1, 2017 1:13 PM |
If they hold each other too closely they'll wrinkle their clothes and smudge their makeup.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | July 1, 2017 1:13 PM |
These are all to promote themselves as Chappyapp models. And wannabe models.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | July 1, 2017 1:36 PM |
I think they must preen and pose while having sex as well.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | July 2, 2017 4:39 AM |
On second thought, they may have ugly orgasm faces, so they just do chaste kisses. Don't want to get too worked up and dirty.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | July 2, 2017 4:44 AM |
Might it be possible for the lads to pose in jockstraps?
by Anonymous | reply 247 | July 2, 2017 5:08 AM |
Nice try, r248. One of the many "Europe is my backdrop projects" dissected above.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | July 2, 2017 9:15 AM |
R247 Ok, I've been hating on them but if this happens, I'm whipping my cock out and jerkin.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | July 2, 2017 9:26 AM |
Thank you for sharing that with the rest of the class R250
by Anonymous | reply 251 | July 2, 2017 2:38 PM |
To Sean Cody with them, and don't spare the horses.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | July 2, 2017 9:20 PM |
I wanna see the shenis on one of 'em!
by Anonymous | reply 254 | July 3, 2017 5:02 AM |
Rex definitely has the better body, but doesn't strip down as much.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | July 3, 2017 5:48 AM |
R255, agreed. I hate he always does tease photos. He shaves his chest too.
Why can't he be a narcissistic shirtless attention whore like Tommy?
by Anonymous | reply 256 | July 3, 2017 6:12 AM |
The pic in R255 has a weird fake look to it. Like someone superimposed a snip of a Ken doll onto a street scene.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | July 3, 2017 10:44 AM |
Okay, I'm an elderly (51), but can someone explain to me what people get out of posting pic after pic of themselves smiling at the camera (especially the Mary one of this couple!)-- there is nothing even remotely interesting and the face in every pic is off-putting to me. Does she think she's all that? Explain please!!
by Anonymous | reply 258 | July 3, 2017 11:53 AM |
The shoes he wears in R255 are the ugliest feet outfit I've ever seen someone wear with shorts and a T-shirt.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | July 3, 2017 11:58 AM |
R256 is his face photoshopped?
by Anonymous | reply 260 | July 3, 2017 3:38 PM |
R260 Haha no. He does sometimes facetune or whatever it is called now.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | July 3, 2017 7:17 PM |
Hate them all you want. They are too busy living their fabulous lives to care.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | July 3, 2017 7:28 PM |
Looking at the picture of his brother. He coupled with someone who looks just like his brother.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | July 3, 2017 7:28 PM |
Which "he," R264?
by Anonymous | reply 265 | July 3, 2017 7:32 PM |
[quote]Does she think she's all that?
Yup.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | July 3, 2017 7:36 PM |
Fabulous lives, R263? Try fake and shallow lives.
Shouldn't you be working on their fan club newsletter instead of whining about all the "hate" on this thread?
by Anonymous | reply 267 | July 4, 2017 7:40 PM |
Dear Ian,
Your stupid little preppy shoes and daintily rolled up jeans and oh so precious pose are blocking every European vista you use as your backdrop.
Mess up that hair. Wear something a bit more ragged. You will not die.
Yours truly,
the "haters"
by Anonymous | reply 268 | July 4, 2017 7:44 PM |
It's so weird seeing the college-era pics of Rexford compared to now. In a brief few years he's gone from a totally normal good looking guy to plucked within an inch of his life. I mean I get my eyebrows waxed, not criticizing him for that, but he looks so... unnatural. What is it? I think the brows are done a bit too thin for him, does he wear makeup?
Not that he's supposed to look 'masc', and maybe he's been able to look more like himself after coming out, but isn't there a line between being who you are inside and being a natural human too? Can't you be both?
Ian's most recent caption which seems to be feigning a longing for the USA while sitting in front of one of the most fabulous of European destinations just rubs me the wrong way...
by Anonymous | reply 269 | July 4, 2017 7:57 PM |
LOL, his full name's Rexford?
by Anonymous | reply 270 | July 4, 2017 8:06 PM |
Rexford Rowen Woodbury III. Actually there is no III, but he makes fun of himself for his name. He said his parents almost tried to make it sound as pretentious as possible. That's why he likes to go by Rex, it's more casual.
He definitely has transformed from his early days.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | July 4, 2017 8:25 PM |
Rexford Rowen Woodbury
This sounds like something JK Rowling made up.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | July 4, 2017 8:35 PM |
Ian's body reminds me of Tommy's: very impressive but generic, too smooth with moles. BTW, I will admit he is looking hot with this scruff.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | July 6, 2017 8:58 PM |
I'd take the hot otter on the right in R271's pic a million times before that Ken-doll.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | July 6, 2017 9:02 PM |
More pictures of pre-prestine Rexford please. There's something very refreshing about his look at R271.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | July 6, 2017 9:07 PM |
R271 Rex needs to grow his hair back.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | July 6, 2017 9:07 PM |
R273 is so MARY that it's difficult to find it hot, regardless of the body...
by Anonymous | reply 277 | July 6, 2017 9:33 PM |
Effeminate superficial fucking lying whore bitchy cunts.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | July 7, 2017 5:18 AM |
"I could stair all day"
Good God, somebody stop him. Or call Yale and ask them to recheck his grades.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | July 9, 2017 6:24 PM |
But they're LOVERS!
Identical LOVERS, and you'll find
They walk alike
They talk alike
At times they even bottom alike--
You can lose your MIND
When LOVERS
Are two of a KIND!
by Anonymous | reply 280 | July 9, 2017 6:47 PM |
They seem nearly as out of touch as Jared and Ivanka, self-enchanted by their vapid globetrotting and grooming. And investment banking is so noble. Were they unaware that coming out was stating the obvious?
by Anonymous | reply 281 | July 9, 2017 8:43 PM |
"2,500 years old looks good on you, Athens šš Athens, now home to one out of every two Greek citizens, is Europe's oldest capital and gets its name from the goddess Athena"
Okay, (a) dumbbot, this is a picture of you, not Athens, (b) if you are going to take facts from the internet to make you seem educated, you're not pulling it off - it's forced, and (c) get rid of those fucking shoes.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | July 12, 2017 11:18 PM |
[quote]and (c) get rid of those fucking shoes.
I'd rather (d) he take his pants off.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | July 12, 2017 11:59 PM |
Gio and Tommy comment a lot on their photos, but it's not reciprocated. I wonder why?
by Anonymous | reply 284 | July 13, 2017 12:16 AM |
Because they're all already in a group chat. Gio & Tommy commenting helps them grow their Instagram following. G&T don't need any of the younger couple's followers.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | July 13, 2017 12:51 AM |
Athens is much older than 2500 years. He truly is an idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | July 13, 2017 7:12 AM |
Rex points out today that they're "traveling on a budget with some of our savings"
by Anonymous | reply 289 | July 14, 2017 1:48 PM |
Rex is 1,000 times better looking with longer hair.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | July 14, 2017 1:55 PM |
With all of their wardrobe changes, they must travel with several dozen steamer trunks and some sherpas to keep the operation moving smoothly.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | July 14, 2017 2:02 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 292 | July 14, 2017 2:06 PM |
But none of those bags apparently has a different pair of shoes. They be nasty.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | July 14, 2017 4:59 PM |
Oh yes, and now "Coasting through Croatia" allegedly "spent the day hiking and exploring caves and the rocky coastline".
Really? You had the time to "explore" while posing and coming up with cringe-inducing captions?
Who are these cartoons?
by Anonymous | reply 294 | July 14, 2017 5:01 PM |
At least R294 couldn't cunt about Ian's shoes.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | July 14, 2017 5:02 PM |
Mrs. Spear ... or Rex ... don't you have some fawning to do elsewhere over the little mannequin?
by Anonymous | reply 296 | July 14, 2017 5:15 PM |
Meanwhile, the Rex ex has a new beau. They look a little more natural.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | July 14, 2017 5:20 PM |
And twins, R297, they look like identical twins.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | July 14, 2017 5:24 PM |
Oh, look. Someone new for r294 and her ilk to hate.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | July 14, 2017 5:42 PM |
I don't get the criticism against couples who resemble each other. Sure it's a little weird to to us when they look the same, but to each other they probably don't see it. If someone's handsome, someone's handsome.
Gio and Tommy look nothing alike, neither does Colton or Jeff. Or Lance and Tom. Frankly, I'm mortified by those 3 couples much more.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | July 14, 2017 5:55 PM |
r300 = idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | July 14, 2017 5:57 PM |
r299 is Ian or Rex, I'd bet you money. No sane persons would be so defensive about these jabs, which are entirely fair. No one forced them to hold themselves up as relationship and life gurus. They are inviting fawning. Criticism comes with that.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | July 14, 2017 6:12 PM |
[quote][R299] is Ian or Rex, I'd bet you money.
Not Ian. Not Rex. But my name does have three letters, so I suppose you'll want to declare me their triplet, Cuntrice.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | July 14, 2017 6:21 PM |
BTW, "Cuntrece" is pronounced "kunTREECE."
by Anonymous | reply 304 | July 14, 2017 6:44 PM |
You have issues, R303. No sane person would be this defensive and whiney about the jibes on here. It's Datalounge.
Toughen up, cuntrice.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | July 14, 2017 6:53 PM |
You make me laugh, R305. At you. Not with you.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | July 14, 2017 7:00 PM |
This is the height of privileged, narcissistic obliviousness.
They are trying to put on a very transparent front of being oh so natural, health conscious and budget-minded whilst being witty, informative and effortlessly beautiful with not a trace of ego! Give. Me. A. Fucking. Break. Live in the real world for two fucking minutes. This is like witnessing a pair of gay premature GOOP's begin to emerge from their reptilian egg shells.
Not only do they have the audacity to think that posting pictures of them posing and smiling in the same exact was is somehow enthralling and worthy of attention, there self-centered enough to the think they should be "the center stage queens" amidst some of the most ancient and renowned locations in the world. Then they have the vapid audacity of posting blurbs that are not only annoying because their stupidity and vapidity, but also bizarre.
And I don't men like this. The level of "me, me, me!" is astonishing. That what Pride Means to Us video is not only laughable and insulting, it's slightly infuriating, too.
It's people like this I sometimes wish would suddenly be poverty-stricken, lol.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | July 14, 2017 7:07 PM |
R307 Straight people do that shit all the time. All Ian and Rex are is basic.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | July 14, 2017 7:09 PM |
R308 Oh, I absolutely agree. And it's the more shameful gays that think "being a successful gay man" means we emulate the nauseating habits of affluent heterosexuals. It's grating.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | July 14, 2017 7:14 PM |
Woah R307, chill. That's a lot of hate for just posting harmless pictures.
Look, if you notice, Rex used to post very normal regular photos for years. Really this summer is when he and Ian started this blog thing with the accompanying photos. Yeah, they are absolutely cheesy and staged photos, but it's seems like it might be a paid sponsor thing.
They're moving to SF soon, the "check out this amazing foreign place and fun fact!" will probably end.
Is it so awful to have around the world photos with some eye candy? Or would you prefer one of those "serious" gays who does nothing but take photographs of every day objects and never takes pictures of themselves because they take themselves too seriously, in which case you probably wouldn't give even give that Instagram a second look.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | July 14, 2017 7:29 PM |
^wouldn't even give------
by Anonymous | reply 311 | July 14, 2017 7:31 PM |
[quote]Is it so awful to have around the world photos with some eye candy? Or would you prefer one of those "serious" gays who does nothing but take photographs of every day objects and never takes pictures of themselves because they take themselves too seriously, in which case you probably wouldn't give even give that Instagram a second look.
Listen Rex or Reed or whatever your name(s) is. There is a middle area. You can be truly thoughtful and strive to be at least only 50% vapid whilst having the kind of experiences most people won't get to enjoy for a variety of factors. No sympathy or admiration for guys like this.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | July 14, 2017 7:47 PM |
R312, I've never gotten the opportunity for the experiences these guys have. I probably never will. I don't feel insecure or miserable seeing their pictures. Seriously, what do you want people to do who have exciting lives? Just try to hide it? Take X amount of awesome photos a week?
What I can't stand is the Instagays who do nothing but take shirtless photos all the time, pretend as if the photo is not about showing off, and give some random unrelated caption as if anyone believes it. That's vapid and narcissistic.
These are two kids who earned getting into Ivy Leagues, worked hard to graduate with honors, now obviously got some decent jobs, and are enjoying a vacation. They take photos with self aware overly cheesy pun captions, and sometimes take shirtless pics when it's hot out. They're ok in my book. (Though Ian looks MARY! as hell)
by Anonymous | reply 313 | July 15, 2017 12:13 AM |
What r313 said.
As for you, R307, cram it, you prissy asceticist.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | July 15, 2017 1:59 AM |
R313 You come of sweet and kind. Sorry for the Rex insult, lol. I'm not criticizing what they're doing. Live it up, is what I say, but don't add some tacky faux meaning and insight to something that has neither.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | July 15, 2017 2:19 AM |
It's all good R315
by Anonymous | reply 316 | July 15, 2017 2:35 AM |
They're cheesy, but at least they have broader horizons than to take repeat trips to Disney World, like SOME gay couples we could name.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | July 15, 2017 3:06 AM |
Morons laugh at vapid sitcoms, R306. That doesn't make you clever.
This isn't about trashing these morons for "sharing" their travels with the world. In every picture, despite claiming to share tidbits about the places they visit, the vistas are nothing but backdrops for the same pose awkward and staged poses over and over, or in Ian's cases, flashing his fabulous abs. Don't try to make them more than they are. They are branding themselves, blogging themselves as role models and doing this to promote apps and earn money. They're probably thrilled that the views they get increase their revenue potential.
If you want to gaze at them and get upset and defensive about people who criticize them, then this thread is clearly not for you.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | July 15, 2017 11:25 AM |
Preach r318. Some friends and I just did a nice little Eurotrip this summer.
We took some pictures of course, but if you look through our social media (it would be facebook for me, I don't even use instagram), you won't find anything like the vapid sorta shit they post. We aren't those type of people and don't do shit like that.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | July 17, 2017 6:38 PM |
As others have pointed out, they are cute, but in a very sterile, non-sexual way. They have zero sex appeal to me.
I wonder if they are monogamous, or cruising grindr constantly checking for hung tops to come over?
by Anonymous | reply 321 | July 17, 2017 7:05 PM |
Who do you think is the top? Rex or Ian?
by Anonymous | reply 322 | July 17, 2017 7:09 PM |
So you're a "vapid sitcom," R318. I don't watch them. I wouldn't know. You're the one who's "get(ting) upset." I continue to laugh at you.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | July 17, 2017 9:18 PM |
I think that Rex is the top
by Anonymous | reply 324 | July 18, 2017 7:40 PM |
They are coming back home
by Anonymous | reply 325 | July 22, 2017 7:01 PM |
Doing nothing all day must be daunting. I doubt they have the energy for brunch by the time 11:00 rolls around.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | July 23, 2017 4:17 PM |
I bet their asses are all stanky and nasty because of poor hygiene habits.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | July 25, 2017 1:08 AM |
What a weird out of nowhere OCD and homophobic comment, r328 - if anything they seem the opposite
by Anonymous | reply 329 | July 26, 2017 12:10 PM |
R329 They have at least one devoted poster whose function in life is to mock, criticize, and deride every aspect of what we can see about these two boys.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | July 26, 2017 12:20 PM |
The rex ex's new beau, Phil, is one hot Dartmouth guy...yum. r297 on right
by Anonymous | reply 331 | July 26, 2017 12:54 PM |
R331,
Phil is the one who dated Rex. Max is Phil's new bf.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | July 26, 2017 4:19 PM |
It's Ian's birthday. Sweet message from Rex.
Happy birthday to my favorite person in the world! āŗļøš¬š I feel so lucky to have explored the world together this summer, and so lucky to be starting this new chapter together in San Francisco. I couldn't ask for a better life partnerāsomeone who challenges me intellectually, shows me how to be a kinder and more giving person, and inspires me to be the best version of myself. Happy birthday! šš I love you!!! ā¤ļø
by Anonymous | reply 333 | August 3, 2017 9:00 PM |
The one on the right looks like the guy who plays Will on Will & Grace.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | August 3, 2017 9:03 PM |
I can't believe this thread is still going. These two are bizarre. I should know.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | August 3, 2017 9:10 PM |
[quote]It's Ian's birthday.
Don't you mean the day his operating system was released?
by Anonymous | reply 336 | August 3, 2017 9:15 PM |
Bump.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | September 5, 2017 3:22 AM |
Ugh, is their life just a House and Garden Magazine cover now?
by Anonymous | reply 338 | September 5, 2017 3:30 AM |
Stop giving them the attention they obviously need and crave. Their eyebrows are super scary. Agree that it is creepy that they go for someone that looks like themselves. I still can't tell one apart from the other. Sick shit, that is.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | September 5, 2017 4:11 AM |
Thank God Labor Day is over. Ian should burn that short and remove any photographic evidence it ever happened.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | September 5, 2017 11:07 PM |
8k likes in a day is pretty good for someone gaykous who's not showing their ass.
The one above does not look like the other one. One is cute and super pingy. The other makes the best of his looks through working out. Styling is different from physical features.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | September 5, 2017 11:18 PM |
Unless they are both sporting jockstraps, I have no use for them
by Anonymous | reply 342 | September 5, 2017 11:21 PM |
*gaymous.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | September 5, 2017 11:35 PM |
Their shilling is getting embarrassing. They're not even good at it or subtle about it. Are there data that suggest that Insta "influencers" actually influence anyone?
by Anonymous | reply 344 | September 6, 2017 4:56 PM |
One day, one of them will wake up and crack and it will be down to a BB sex party in a sling taking every load in the Bay Area. Then the other will run off to Jack In The Box, order the entire menu for a year, and reinvent himself as a Bear Faerie.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | September 6, 2017 5:03 PM |
Rex gives off Patrick Bateman vibes.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | September 10, 2017 2:42 AM |
Jesus, Ian's voice sounds so queeny. Nice cause though.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | September 11, 2017 5:08 AM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 348 | October 21, 2017 5:59 AM |
They have gotten so commercial now. Every post feels fake. It's a shame, Rex used to post like a normal person.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | October 22, 2017 3:03 AM |
The absence of verificatia is disappointing.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | October 22, 2017 5:01 AM |
Crushing on them massively now. Cheers OP šš
by Anonymous | reply 351 | October 22, 2017 5:39 AM |
Rex apparently has had his twitter account suspended for some reason! I wonder if he was a naughty lad?! š
by Anonymous | reply 352 | October 22, 2017 5:41 AM |
Homeless people make me sad. I'ts all the perfect backdrop to show you my quads.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | October 22, 2017 7:28 AM |
how do people not think he's insanely hot he's so hot omg
by Anonymous | reply 354 | October 29, 2017 10:47 AM |
R354, I think Rex is hot.Ian is certainly attractive, but like Tommy from Tommy and Gio, there is something too generic and plastic looking about him.
Rex used to be known on Datalounge for this moving coming out story and doing all these charity causes. Now he and Ian just seem to be selling shit for sponsors. The whole thing feels fake. It is sad to watch him turn into a classic Instagay. Thought he was different.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | October 29, 2017 5:47 PM |
money talks
by Anonymous | reply 356 | October 30, 2017 12:57 AM |
Agreed...I'd take Ian's dad over them--would prefer Rex and Ian let their body hair grow out.
You think they're hung?
by Anonymous | reply 357 | April 2, 2018 4:28 AM |
OMG I *HATE* them. Wow. That didn't take long.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | April 2, 2018 4:33 AM |
Rex seemed to change after he started dating Ian. Became too glossy, forced, and superficial.
I didn't think he and Phil seemed like a good fit, but I liked them better together.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | April 2, 2018 5:59 AM |
The left is the top...
by Anonymous | reply 360 | April 2, 2018 6:16 AM |
Ian probably is the top as he is a little taller. Was he a wrestler in high school with abs like that?
by Anonymous | reply 361 | April 2, 2018 11:13 PM |
This article in a Yale newsie must have been before Ian came out. I wonder if he was out to family before university?
by Anonymous | reply 362 | April 14, 2018 6:27 PM |
Nice find r362. Wonder when he came out. I'm sure he cringes looking back at him pretending be some pussy hound.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | April 14, 2018 7:26 PM |
Ian sounds gay on the videos on their website. Probably it wasn't a surprise when he came out. Or sometimes once people come out they develop more of a gay voice.
Would be interesting to hear Ian's coming out story. Rex has a video about his--let's hear about Ian's!
by Anonymous | reply 364 | April 15, 2018 1:07 PM |
Here's another feature article about Ian in the Yale daily.
Do instagram celebrities schedule photos to be posted ahead of time or post on whims?
by Anonymous | reply 365 | April 29, 2018 1:42 PM |
We read that last year, R365. Keep upl.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | April 29, 2018 1:44 PM |
What would the people in Paris think of this?
by Anonymous | reply 367 | April 29, 2018 1:44 PM |
Nice to see these old friends back on the front page of Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | April 29, 2018 1:53 PM |
Still very much a couple, but living in LA now.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | April 29, 2018 1:55 PM |
R369 I thought San Francisco?
by Anonymous | reply 371 | April 29, 2018 1:58 PM |
[quote]Jesus, Ian's voice sounds so queeny. Nice cause though.
They don't sound that gay actually, R347
But, boy, they look mighty different in the video. Says a lot about photoshop - something I've never quite grasped.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | April 29, 2018 2:00 PM |
Sweet!
I'm almost in tears. I had to stop watching.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | April 29, 2018 2:02 PM |
R373 How long has Ian been out? Was he out in HS and university?
by Anonymous | reply 374 | April 29, 2018 2:08 PM |
Gurl, I know very little about them...next to nothing, in fact.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | April 29, 2018 2:10 PM |
R372 Do you think they photoshop or just use the filters on their iPhones?
by Anonymous | reply 376 | April 29, 2018 4:17 PM |
R373 Surely Ian was out at Yale. Would he have been out in Chicago? Is the midwest as accepting of gays?
by Anonymous | reply 377 | June 20, 2018 2:28 AM |
R377 I think it's more accepted on the coasts. Many Midwestern parents may not initially understand. It seems they've worked through any issues.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | June 25, 2018 1:25 AM |
Ian and I met in the overcrowded dining hall of Berkeley College for our interview, barely able to talk over the millions of conversations happening around up (not to mention Yale's step dance team that gave an impromptu performance in the middle of dinner). But when Ian and I started talking, the freshman girls next to us immediately slowed their conversation to try to catch Ian's answers to our Campus Cutie questions. Trust me, you'll want to hear them just as much as they did, read on to learn more!
Fun Facts:
Favorite place in the world: Antibes, France
Favorite dance song: Timber
Celebrity crush: Kiera Knightly/Natalie Portman (āExcept she went to Harvardā¦but Iāll get over itā)
HC: Whatās been your best memory from freshman year so far?
IS: Iād have to go with Sig Ep Initiation night! They told us to be in our rooms at seven that night, but they didnāt come to mine until eight, so I thought I didnāt get in. I was ready to leave and do something to get my mind off of it and right then they came to my door! I rushed Sig Ep because thereās so much more to it than being a frat. They also made us go to this weird leadership campā¦
HC: Any embarrassing stories from freshman year?
IS: During the first month of school, I got locked out of my suite in the middle of the night in my boxers. After waiting in my entryway for almost an hour, a guy from across the hall came out of his suite, so I borrowed his phone to call Yale Security to come let me inā¦while in my boxers. Not my proudest moment.
HC: When you were a kid what did you want to be?
IS: I wanted to be an actor when I was really little, I did acting camp when I was in second grade. I donāt think I was any good.
HC: What would be your dream job today?
IS: Iām undecided on my major and what I want to do. But I love travelling and service work so maybe something related to that. Iām still trying to figure out what that might look like.
HC: Do you have any secret talents?
IS: I can make a clover with my tongue and suck the chrome off a tailpipe. I think thatās about as cool as my talents get, thatās where I peak.
HC: Whatās the most romantic thing youāve ever done for a girl?
IS: The most romantic thing I ever did was in Middle School. My romantic side has probably gone downhill since then. I was asking a girl out and I was at my friendās houseā¦and of course it was a really big deal. [At this point the girl next to us in Berkley leans into the conversation and Ian invites her to listen to the story] We found a bunch of cardboard boxes on the streets of downtown Chicago, went to Walgreens and bought a bunch of sharpies, and we all went and stood outside on Michigan Avenue (a major street in Chicago). She was up on the fifteenth floor of the building, and all of my friends and I lined up with signs that said, āWill you go out with me?ā I held the āmeā.
HC: Favorite pickup line?
IS: Are you tired? Cuz you were running through my dreams all night.
HC: Iām sensing a running theme here.
HC: Yale girls are the best becauseā¦
IS: [In a mocking voice] āTheyāre the perfect combination of smart and good lookingā ā no Iām not gonna say that! I like them because most of them are pretty down to earth. They know how to have a good time but you can also have a meaningful conversation with them.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | June 25, 2018 1:40 AM |
What's Antibes, France like? Why would a college freshman know about it? So it appear he was not out early in college. Do you think his parents suspected he was gay?
by Anonymous | reply 380 | June 25, 2018 11:47 AM |
R381 In his videos he seems to have some gay attributes. Maybe it's just more noticeable to other gays or he adopted these traits after coming out. If acted similarly before college, surely his parents and others suspected he could be gay. He's pretty fit--he could have been more a jock in high school. Maybe a cross country or track star?
by Anonymous | reply 381 | July 21, 2018 3:01 PM |
Are they rich trust fund kids?
by Anonymous | reply 382 | November 24, 2018 11:58 AM |
R382. They are both children of doctors--maybe wealthy but not trust fund wealthy.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | November 24, 2018 6:53 PM |
They work in finance so likely making bank right out of college. Granted, SF is expensive to live in though.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | November 25, 2018 12:15 PM |
Oh, [italic]them[/italic].
They don't look like twins. This "identical gay couple" bullshit is so racist.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | November 25, 2018 1:24 PM |
R385 Maybe twins along the aspect that they dress similarly and have similar styles. Is it racist because Ian is part Asian?
by Anonymous | reply 386 | November 25, 2018 2:03 PM |
They haven't posted much lately or with each other. Do you think they broke up?
by Anonymous | reply 387 | January 27, 2019 6:09 PM |
Or are they busy with their real jobs now?
by Anonymous | reply 388 | February 8, 2019 5:16 PM |
Rex went to my college. I miss cute gay Ivy League athletes.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | February 8, 2019 5:23 PM |
Do Ivy League'ers let it all hang out in the locker room?
by Anonymous | reply 390 | March 18, 2019 10:46 PM |
Rex doesn't seem to post as much as before. Maybe he will post more once he becomes a student again? Is this at the UK pavilion at Disney or the real London?
by Anonymous | reply 391 | March 23, 2019 1:02 PM |
R391 That is real London. Rex and Ian are above Disney.
by Anonymous | reply 392 | March 27, 2019 12:20 AM |
This must be other DataLounge thread referenced in the Crimsen
by Anonymous | reply 393 | May 10, 2020 1:14 AM |
R383 Is there a noted difference at the Ivies between the trust fund rich families and the upper middle class family like specialist doctors who can bankroll a year at an Ivy?
With Ian succumbing to Covid-19, I wonder how their brand will change.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | May 10, 2020 4:17 PM |
R394 Succumbing would imply that Ian died. He recovered per Rex.
by Anonymous | reply 395 | May 10, 2020 5:24 PM |
R384 What type of money can some right of school expect to make in a finance career?
by Anonymous | reply 396 | May 10, 2020 7:21 PM |
Looks like Ian is moving from San Francisco to NYC! Do you think Rex will move with him?
All the cool guys are moving out of San Fran... Evan Patz just moved too!
by Anonymous | reply 397 | September 18, 2020 1:49 AM |
Do Rex and Ian and Evan Patz run in the same Instagram circles? Or now that they are biz professionals are above University Instagramers
by Anonymous | reply 398 | November 22, 2020 6:58 PM |
[quote] Is it racist because Ian is part Asian?
Rex is Asian? What kind of Asian? What percentage is he?
by Anonymous | reply 399 | November 22, 2020 7:27 PM |
I thought Ian was 1/2 Chinese?
by Anonymous | reply 400 | November 22, 2020 7:39 PM |
Ian is half Chinese? He doesnāt look it.
by Anonymous | reply 401 | November 23, 2020 6:40 PM |
They are becoming more active on Insta and Twitter again. Looks like they live in a more rural area of SF. Is Silicon Valley sort of rural?
Could there be trouble in paradise? Ian seems mad that Rex accumulates dishes in his home office.
by Anonymous | reply 402 | January 31, 2021 5:52 PM |
Rex said he just got a new job in California so will stay on the west coast. Ianās job is in NYC.
by Anonymous | reply 403 | January 31, 2021 7:40 PM |
R402 Maybe Marin County. Rural and "easy" commute into SF. Plus lots of Cheese for the midwestern folks
by Anonymous | reply 404 | January 31, 2021 8:40 PM |
R403 Maybe Ian is telecommuting during COVID? Will they maintain two households for a long distance relationship?
by Anonymous | reply 405 | January 31, 2021 9:02 PM |