Zayn is Bae

Overrated, and a very strange guy.

Ugly lil fembot d-bag. Gross.

I think he's gorgeous, with a beautiful complexion and features.

His face is kind of flawless.

Even straight dudes are openly complimentary of his beauty

He's beautiful. I love my Pakistani men, Zayn and Riz.

Isn't "bae" a Danish word for poop?

His new single, which was released last night, is flopping. I feel like the public is over him.

To be fair, "the public" was never really into Zayn by himself. The fangirls were always about One Direction - the group.

None of the guys have made it big individually.

I could never understand why people who are in extremely successful groups want to branch out on their own and risk failure, when they've got a good thing going on with their group?

It's kind of dumb, actually.

And now, a visual representation of Ms. Malik trying to hold on to her "career":

R9 = Miss Harry Styles. Bloated, drunk, and blowing half a million a day on booze and hookers.

He's beautiful.

Harry Style's new lead single comes out April 7. Supposedly, his new album sounds like a combination of David Bowie and Queen.

Zayn should have smashed, since he's male and handsome. The music industry is completely geared towards men nowadays, so I don't know what his problem is.

Is he still anorexic?

Zayn has a strange personality and his tattoos are over abundance, that's why the public is not warming to his new single.

He looks like a billboard sign with graffiti.

Meanwhile, multi-celled organisms react to OP's declaration:

Absolutely stunningly hot man

Their is usually something wrong with a person with too many tats.

[quote] Their is usually something wrong with a person with too many tats.

There is ALWAYS something wrong with a person with too many tats.

I fixed it for you.

Smokin

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Hawt!

Gross

Muslim ewww.

Oh yeah bro

Cool

Tongue

Nice VPL at R32.

Playa

That's photoshopped, R34.

He has thin, tiny chicken legs. His face is okay but not super hot. I could never see what the fuss is all about.

A male bombshell

It looks like he is growing a beard one hair at a time.

Sexy AF

Mmmmm

Dazed

Confused

Nasty gross ugly tattoos. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

He's hot but those tatts are fucking hideous!

I'm Just Zayn ...

MF is pretty. If he were smart, he'd drop this music shit and take some acting lessons. There's got to be a shitty CW show he can get on.

He is a panty-dropper. Stunningly hot

"Bae" is a noun, not an adjective. Are you Slavic?

R47 Drop his international music career where he has the spotlight all to himself, so he could appear on some shitty American TV show on a network no one gives a shit about? Thank god you're not his manager.

It certainly doesn't help that he can't sing. He makes Justin Timberlake sound like Pavarotti.

"Bae," but is he "woke" or "swole"? Does he use made-up words?

R49, how old and out of touch are you, dude!? Google it.

Long hair

Too many tttoos, I don't think so.

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[quote][R47] Drop his international music career where he has the spotlight all to himself, so he could appear on some shitty [quote]American TV show on a network no one gives a shit about? Thank god you're not his manager.

LOL. Let's not crazy here. His "International music career" probably has two more years--if that. Teenagers with shitty taste in music are the ficklest of the fickle.

Sad what happened to him. He had potential but is wasting away.

R57 It's still a much larger platform than appearing on some network that no one watches. How's Colton doing?

[quote][R57] It's still a much larger platform than appearing on some network that no one watches. How's Colton doing?

How the fuck should I know how Colton's doing? I don't follow these people.

Harry Styles just dropped a promo for his new album. Zayn must be enraged.

Zayn's lips aren't as sensuous as Riz Ahmed's.

Btw, Zayn is actually part Anglo: "His father, Yaser Malik, is British Pakistani, and his mother, Tricia Brannan Malik, is English, and of part Irish descent. His mother converted to Islam upon marriage."

He's obviously very attractive and has a great voice but he doesn't do much to promote his music (only Frank Ocean and Beyonce can get away with that--and he just isn't on that level) and he keeps dropping out of his live performances.

I think a part of him might like to be a fashion darling with Gigi.

That's another problem, he dates models. How original! A musician with a model.

That annoying Gigi seems as vacuous as he is.

The way he treated his fiancée (whom he supposedly broke up with via text) after they broke up made me very wary of supporting him. He openly cheated on her then publically embarrassed her.

I see Zayn has a 'type', bleached blondes.

He does have amazing hair, I'll give him that much!

R63 I think Gigi is beautiful. Joe Jonas was not happy with the fact she is dating Zayn.

...........

I don't appreciate you hussies starting a new thread.

Gigi and her sister Bella are not beautiful, models used to be naturally beautiful, no these days. Gigi always looks miserable and she has evil eyes, Bella has a bad nose job.

They're models because their mom is a reality star and their father is a super wealthy real estate mogul. Same for that Jenner who is also now modeling.

[quote]Tricia Brannan Malik, is English, and of part Irish descent.

Is that why Zayn reminds me of Colin Farrell? I think that's what he's going to look like in 20 years.

Zayn talks about his "previous" eating disorder:

[quote]"Every area of my life was so regimented and controlled, it was the one area where I could say, 'No, I'm not eating that.'....In his autobiography, Zayn revealed that he went two or three days at a time without eating anything.

He has beautiful eyes.

When did he get Baphomet inked on his chest?

[quote]Zayn Malik’s eyelashes are epic. They ought to have their own Twitter account, like Cara Delevingne’s eyebrows. They are long, matt and untouched by mascara, as I can report with authority from my seat next to this delicately beautiful man on a sofa in a cavernous photo studio just outside Paris.

This "is bae" thing is indicative of why I despair for humanity.

Zayn might be gorgeous, but he seems so shallow, just another pretty boy singer, nothing more. He doesn't come across as particularly smart or having any strong political views.

What the fuck did the extremely intelligent actor/musician Riz Ahmed (Oxford grad, Zayn barely graduated high school) who is also politically aware, write a song about Zayn?!! Was Riz hoping to get some of Zayn's audience to buy his music? Seems that way.

Riz adds his cultures music into his, Zayn performs dumb pop songs, there is no connection at all, except they're both Muslims.

That stupid word Bae. I only hear camp gay men use it. Awful makes me want to stab someone.

Are you a boy, OP? Zayn would personally behead you, then.

I think Riz Ahmed wanted to be noticed by Zayn and to gain his audience. It didn't pan out that way.

Riz is obsessed with Zayn and will pursue him until Zayn finally relents.

R78, you just exposed you have no black or young friends, dude.

Zayn needs to energize his performances. He is so lethargic

Just don't go onto any rooftops with him.

If Zayn simply ate more he would have more energy.

"Riz is obsessed with Zayn and will pursue him until Zayn finally relents."

LOL, neither Riz nor Zayn can ever come out, they're Muslims! The visuals seem hot, tho. They're both gorgeous hot men, the Brit accent certainly doesn't hurt either.

Does Riz really want to get in Zayn's snatch?

Zayn is a junkie!

R87, who knows what the deal is with Riz's sexuality. He's supposedly involved with an odd looking white redhead, they've been together about 4 years. He met her while working in NYC. Riz furiously works to keep her away from the media. She's in the audience in his band's new video, you can't miss her, she's the only white person in the audience.

In interviews, when asked about his personal life Riz always diverts attention to his work, he never mentions being in a relationship. If you saw the Golden Globes, his girlfriend/beard was sitting next to him. She looks like a poor man's Jessica Chastain! Riz looked miserable that night, maybe he does want Zayn's snatch.

Everybody wants a piece!

Daily Mail told he is making a duet with Justin Bieber.

That sounds hot

Right?

The first thing that I thought about was sexy Bieber pounding little Zayn's sweet ass!!

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Braindead Justine Beebs and Zayn "I'm So Gorgeous, Who Needs a Brain" Malik, you can't find two more boring and empty 'musicians'.

The tats on both of these men are repulsive.

Intellect is not what fans are looking for in stars

Fans will eat it up. I wonder if Zayn will get most of his success from collabs instead of solo music.

When are Riz and Zayn collaborating?

R98 Probably

I hope we get a Ziam collab one day. Liam seems the most open to hanging out with Zayn and Zayn said in an interview he and Liam talked about music after he left.

Hmmm

Has Zayn congratulated Liam on his baby yet?

R103 Probably privately, he did the same for Louis (and they were/probably still are on bad terms)

I don't think anyone from 1D have publically congratulated him yet.

[quote]Daily Mail told he is making a duet with Justin Bieber.

The song better be called "Pretty Boys", or I'm not listening. And if they aren't dancing on each other in the video, I'm not watching.

R105 homoerotic lyrics and video are must

Zayn should do his version of "Rough Boys", tee-hee.... Tough boys Come over here I wanna bite and kiss you Gonna get inside you Gonna get inside your bitter mind Rough boys Don't walk away I wanna buy you leather Make noise Try and talk me away We can't be seen together Tough kids What can I do? I'm so…

He needs to do more Collaborations with urban and hip hop artists

Zayn needs to read a book!

R109 He wrote one

[quote][R78], you just exposed you have no black or young friends, dude.

How unfortunate for R78.

This Zayn person resembles approximately 1 million other young men in NYC. Dime a dozen. Absolutely nothing special about his looks or his pathetic, manufactured pop music.

And 'bae' was bad enough when young idiots on the internet tried to claim it as an acronym (when it's actually black vernacular for 'babe', used for decades). As an ADJECTIVE it's nothing but a strong indicator that its user is extremely young and a slave to trends.

" He wrote one"

Ghost written of course!

R112 You were faster. Zayn didn't write it himself.

R113 He likely didn't read it either.

What kind of book can a 20 something pop star write anyway?

At this point, Zayn has hardly lived a life interesting enough for anyone to care about. Most celebs write their bios when they're middle aged or older.

His career won't last, so they have to strike while the iron is hot, R115.

R116, Zayn has made enough money in his short life than most of us will see in a lifetime. If this dude had half a brain he'd be preparing for this next step in the music biz, like producing or whatever.

If he has any natural charm, he can run a publicity agency for the music biz. After his career is finished, he has many options. The problem with most of these manufactured pop stars, they are utterly charmless and not very intelligent. That's why so many of them end up penniless.

r117, I don't see Zayn as being that smart with money....I know he's rich now, but so were his forefather boy banders. You see a lot of guys like Bobby Brown, Nick Lachey, etc that work constantly 20+ years after they hit the scene so they can pay bills. I'm sure Zayn blows a ton of money, on drugs and chasing Gigi around the globe. She is the one who actually gets comped trips to walk in shows.

He really needs to focus on being a studio artist and making better albums. He has enough vocal ability to be critically acclaimed...but now he settling for singing hooks for rappers. I guess that is supposed to help us get to know him since he doesn't perform.

Based on that description of him, R118, I'm quite sure I don't want to get to know him or his music.

r119, I guess you could listen to his first album. The music/songs might not be to your liking, but he does have a blessed voice like Adele. Its not really showcased to its full extent on his debut album but he's good.

Great voice

Yeah, thanks R121 but no way in hell am I gonna listen to some Millennial schlockmonger emoting into a hard drive for a paycheck.

He's not all that. I think his tattoos are OK, I've seen worse. I don't think he has a very nice personality. I see that his face is pretty in some pics but I don't find him sexy.

I prefer my celebs to have a bit more substance, Zayn is good looking but minimally talented and doesn't exactly come across as a Rhodes Scholar! Zayn appears to be a typical model fucker, no surprises there, His gf Gig the 'model' comes across equally shallow as Zayn. In that instance, I guess they're a great pair. When his career starts tanking, Gigi will soon tire of Zayn. She seems like the type who'll end up marrying some old rich geezer.

I can't believe someone as intelligent as the British actor/rapper actor Riz Ahmed has actually written a song about this Zayn dude. What's the deal with that? Riz is politically active, he's always promoting pro Pakistani/Muslim youth. Other than his shallow rockstar lifestyle, Zayn doesn't appear to believe in anything.

Zayn is sizzling hot

r125, maybe Riz wants to be his boyfriend

Uh no

I second "Uh no". Riz doesn't want to be Zayn's boyfriend.

Both Zayn and Riz are both attention whores. The difference, one is a dumb pretty-boy pop star, the other knows exactly what he's doing. If Riz didn't have a publicist, he'd find a way of constantly promoting himself, he's been doing it for years.

Only in DL would someone think what r127 said. Smh

R130, they are both trying to get rich and famous or rather sustain remaining rich and famous,

Riz just hides behind his political stance and other issues, mostly to appear like like he's not overly enjoying his current success. His speech at the House of Commons, his unassuming non-glamourous activist GF, his rap career and everything else he does, is used to to deflect from his jet set lifestyle.

Posing in fashion mags wearing £3000 suits certainly doesn't help Riz's street cred at all.

Nej bae, OP! He seem like a very, nice boy!

I knew this thread would get FF'd. What's with DL's hatred for this guy?

.......

Zayn

I need to get me a Pakistani dude!

Zayn should marry Riz Ahmed, too bad Riz recently got married.

Riz is married?

Did you know Lucci wrote letters to Clint Eastwood and Steven Spielberg BEGGING to be cast in Meryl's role in Bridges of Madison County? I bet they had a good chuckle about it.

Sorry wrong thread.

R138, Riz supposedly got married about a month ago. Mr. Ahmed keeps his private life on the down low, he always deflects from talking about it. Wifey looks a lot like Melissa Gilbert! Scary.

Has Zayn weighed in on the Kendall Jenner Pepsi controversy? That seems about his mental speed.

He'd probably post another smoldering selfie. He'd have no real comment, just his face....what a douche.

SMOLDER

Where does Zayn live? I'm curious because Riz actually has a stalker. A wealthy Chinese chick who lives in London, she follows him all over the UK.

Hmmm

Most celebrities have stalkers, stans, super fans or whatever you want to call them.

The problem is, most celebs can't differentiate between a normal super fan and a fan who is delusional and might have the propensity to turn dangerous.

The OP pic is hot

Zayn says he is naturally beautiful won't be needing the services of his mom and sisters new salon! 😆

Cheeky

His mom is Anglo, correct?

His sisters are veering into KardTrashian territory. The one in the middle looks like Khloe!

Stunning

Girly Versace top + Zayn = Everything

Woww

Nice.

Tssk, Zayn didn't make TIME's Most Influential, but Riz did!

Spazzy Zayn has released a video for that single that dropped without a trace.

Unbelievably, given his reputation as a drug addict, he is stoned all the way through, puffing on a spliff and blowing out smoke or looking wasted in every single scene.

Zayn, while gorgeous, is devoid of what I look for in a musician or actor, brains AND talent. Zayn seems like such a loser, he's so typical, he dates a 'model' and does the same things all those other fames whores are doing. How predictable.

Hope he doesn't go bald anytime soon, his career would be over! Tee-hee.

The single totally rips off Drake and is no different from dozens of others in the charts.

At least Harry Styles did something no-one else is doing at the moment.

Most of these pop singers, both male and female, are interchangeable.

I always wonder if we'll ever have another Bowie or Prince, a musician with immense talent and original style, a musician who actually appeals to different demographics, not just teenyboppers.

It's hilarious that Zayn turned out a million times prettier than his sisters.

His sisters aren't ugly. I've noticed lots of Indian and Pakistani women, and men, can look either really beautiful or incredibly plain or strange. Check out Riz Ahmed's odd looking white wife if you want to see strange looking.

Zayn posted a really embarrassing Instagram for Gigi's birthday, captioning it 'my everything.'

I agree his sisters are pretty just like he is. They aren't extremely thin like Zayn though. He is still having a hard time with the eating disorder. He is going to age way faster than them if he doesn't get healthy.

R161, Gigi Haddad is just as odd looking as Riz Ahmed's bizarre looking horse faced wife. Plain doesn't begin to describe that woman, guess Riz wants to be the prettier one. Not sure what Riz's wife does for a living, but she sure isn't a model.

As for Gigi, I honestly don't know how such an evil looking sour faced woman is considered an in-demand model. Gigi always looks as if she wants to kill someone.

What has he done lately?

R164, you text nasty and vicious dude. Not a cool thing to say about Someone

R U serious R166? Riz and Zayn are flawless gorgeous men, they can both do much better in the girlfriend and wife departments!

Gigi is not all that. Models in general are not gorgeous like they were 20 years ago. they are just skinny people now.

Zayn IS gorgeous. Men have gone out of their way to say how pretty he is, and men rarely do that for other dudes. The only other person I can think of is Prince

Zayn makes Prince looked butch in comparison. Zayn is a whole higher level of beauty, it's a shame he is no comparison for Prince as a musician or performer.

Zayn is far from flawless - he has legs like tiny twigs and is a very light build overall. He literally only weighs 130lb. Tops on here like his twinkish qualities, I guess.

[quote]Tops on here like his twinkish qualities, I guess.

Hell yeah 😈

It seems many here are talking about the flawless FACES of both Zayn and Riz, both men are gorgeous. I do agree, they both have legs like twigs and have slight somewhat scrawny builds.

No one can argue they don't have gorgeous faces. Is Zayn tall? Riz is only 5'7"-5'8". He's a tiny man.

Z is cool and stylish. Hard to believe he was in a band with this dude.

Zayn tripped when he was stoned and broke his foot, so he's now being pushed around in a wheelchair like the big spaz he is. His drug addiction seems to be getting worse. He'll be loving all that Vicodin and Oxy the doc will have prescribed him for pain.

R173, Liam is a wigger as we call them in the UK, a wannabe black guy. He is dressed like a bro and is always posting pics of himself getting down with rappers. It's sad. At least Harry is being authentically white.

yep r174 it is very suspicious when a young man hurts himself and he's not playing sports, its not like Zayn has to do housework or anything and he is not athletic. Drugs and booze!

This broken leg is not a good thing for Zayn, as he'll get a taste for strong opiates and plunge into a Prince/Jackson type downwards spiral of addiction. Plus Gigi may leave him as their relationship is based purely in sex and Zayn won't be able to perform.

[quote]This broken leg is not a good thing for Zayn, as he'll get a taste for strong opiates and plunge into a Prince/Jackson type downwards spiral of addiction.

r177 its sad. Unfortunately I think Zayn is already into drugs too deep to ever be able to perform like a person with his talent normally would. He also has the eating disorder and other emotional issues. I think he has hit his peak as an artist. Unless his second album is a big hit, people will be over him in a couple years. He will go the way many other boy band guys, into obscurity as late 20 something.

Yep, R178, the eating disorder will have led to his bones becoming weaker, hence the break and the inability to hop about on crutches, as most people his age would if one leg was injured. In fact, when Harry and Niall broke their feet, they carried on performing with the foot in a cast, no need even for a stick.

What's the betting he will use the leg as an excuse to cancel his Japan tour dates?

He must be pure lime with jealousy, seeing Harry's three month world tour being announced for October.

Has Zayn ever performed live since releasing the album?

He thinks he can still be big without promo and all of that but the only people who can successfully pull that off are Frank Ocean and Beyonce.

He sang Like I Would a couple of times for chats show, but never Pillow Talk. That was way back in April 2016, over a year ago. After that he cancelled all his appearances. He has a great voice, much better than Harry, but zero confidence for some reason.

Until he dropped out of the last 1d tour half way through, Zayn had no problem singing live. 1d had one cancelled show in five years, and that was because of Liam spazzing out after his gf finished their relationship. So every few nights for four years, Zayn delivered a two hour set with the other boys, often singing the lion's share of the song, for nine months of the year, plus live performances at award shows, acoustic performances etc. Not a sign of nerves when he was with the others.

The way he's going, Zayn is going to be the one asking for a 1d reunion.

Thought Gigi and Zayn spilt awhile ago, guess they reconnected.

Yup, the opiate drugs for his broken foot pain will drive him deeper into his addiction. Doctors love to appease their wealthy patients. Even after his foot heals and the pain subsides, Zayn will continue to get scripts for opiates.

His tats are atrocious! Pure trash! What was he thinking, mutilating his body.

Zayn is a lazy bastard. He wants to make the music he wants to make but he doesn't want to actually put in the work. If he's jealous of Harry, there's good reason: Harry works at it.

Harry is coming across really well after that Rolling Stone interview. Zayn came off pretty bad because he was extremely dismissive of 1D and the people who got him where he is.

Zain is great with his fans on social media. He left 1D years ago, no reason to talk about any other members in relation to Z, or on this thread, there are others. It's not 2012 anymore. He wanted a different kind of music - 2 singles on the charts means he is doing fine.

Any word on if he is going to the Met Ball this year?

Boybands have a built in expiration date, R8, it's the nature of the biz. Z was smart to be first out.

The rest are just getting started, all will be fine.

R187, how can Zayn go to the Met gala, he broke his foot.

Riz Ahmed is this year's Muslim Flavour of the Year, he's going in Zayn's place!

1d broke up before they needed to; they were all still under 25 and remain twinky and little to this day. Nobody beefed out or even reached 6 foot in height. They are all still boyband cute and max out at 154 pounds.

I think 5 years is a long run, the little girls grow up. Screaming tweens were their base. You get to driving age and want something new.

So Z isn't going to the Gala in a wheelchair?

Remember they kicked off Hiddleswift last year t the Gala. LMFAO. Wonder what is teed up for 2017?

Zayn was spotted walking today. His doctor must have given him some excellent opiates for that to happen.

Link?

Zayn's walking? Guess he'll be all doped up for the Met Costume Gala?!!!

I doubt he'll go to it.

He didn't have any kind of boot or ace bandage on his foot when he was in the wheelchair, so no break or sprain. Likely one of his tattoos got infected or an infected toenail.

He went on a huge drugs bender and got super spazzed and was coming back from a hospital stay in that picture.

Zayn is just the kind of fragile looking, Amy Winehouse type who ends up dead at 27. He's not robust enough for all those drugs. Once he's dropped by his record label, he'll go rapidly downhill.

Zayn should attend the Met Costume Gala with Riz Ahmed, then they can put all those pesky straight rumors to bed. I'd love to see Zayn and Riz in Comme des Garçons.

Gigi is at the Met Gala on her own.

WHY didn't be go? All he has to do is show up and look pretty, which is all he does anyway.

Gratuitous photo from last year:

We know why he didn't go - too lazy and stoned to be bothered. Last year he only turned up for the red carpet and then went home.

Has he cancelled those Japanese dates next month yet?

Gurl I think hell will freeze over if he makes the Japan shows.

Tickets are still available for both events. That's pretty unusual, considering those are his ONLY dates this year.

r204, are you trying to say no one is going to see him?

R205, I think those gigs would have sold out months ago if people thought he'd turn up. He has fans who would travel from the US and Europe and Australia to Japan to see him, but they're all worried that he'll cancel last minute, like he did London's Summertime Ball in June last year.

If he hasn't cancelled by, say, a week before the event, I imagine there will be a big rush on the last tickets.

What are the drugs laws like in Japan? Z is gonna need his weed and other stuff backstage.

Boss

skinny miny

Zayn is still beautiful. Harry is not aging well.

Zayn is stunning

Zayn is lazy. He wouldn't have even turned up for the X Factor audition if his mother hadn't forced him to get out of bed. He'd be on the dole.

Harry is way more animated than Zayn. He has an intelligent, expressive face and unusual big green eyes. Lots of mixed guys look like Zayn and he has a real 1000 yard stare going on at the moment.

In Page Six

Same Zayn can't act as he has such a striking face. He'd be brilliant as a villain in a 17th century revenge tragedy.

Zayn at a concert with JinJoo from DNCE. Maybe be and Gigi broke up 😮

Zayn has such a beautiful face and has always had a nice voice. It's a shame he has no real personality or deep intelligence, his potential to be a Muslim role model is just pissing away.

He refuses to talk about politics because he's too lazy to follow the news much.

Many people aren't interested in politics

Muslim, as well as Pakistani and Indian, youth are looking for positive role models, unfortunately there are few in showbiz.

Zayn is a clueless druggie who dates dumb trashy models, Aziz Anzari claims to be an atheist, Riz Ahmed, while politically active, hides his white wife from the world and Mindy Kaling, while not Muslim, exclusively dates white men.

How can any of these people be role models to the people they are being marketed to?

Zayn, like so many hot guys/pretty boys, are just good being pretty. So much untapped potential. (Pun intended)

Riz needs to come out already, he's another annoying fake 'man of the people'. I thought he was sincere about his politics and his causes, yet his antics over the past few years, point to him being full of shit. The more I read about Riz I wonder if all his ranting about being a proud Pakistani Muslim is simply a pose to enlarge his fanbase. He's beginning to take on that fake poseur aura.

Riz wrote a song for and about Zayn, a man he seems a bit too obsessed with. He's also been crowing about Lena Dunham being a "genius", what the fuck is Riz smoking? Now he's kissing the asses of people in showbiz who can provide him with even more connections. His rep has always been he's a charming schmoozer.

Zayn needs to tour and then we will take him seriously again. He has a lot of crowd friendly material. He needs to get his meds sorted and get out there.

Conversely, if he cancels these gigs in Japan next month, there's not much that will save his career. I don't think RCA will re-sign him.

R222, what do you mean gets his meds sorted? Is Zayn on some type of anti-depressants or are you talking about recreational drugs. Riz Ahmed has ADHD, he's been hyper since he was a child, it wasn't diagnosed until he's acting out became violent. It's assumed he's on meds to control this as well as his depression. Riz has talked about both issues in interviews, this isn't gossip. Maybe Zayn needs to do the same, basically, get real with his fans.

People do tend to have more compassion especially if there's an undying reason why a celeb is abusing drugs. Lots of celebs won't admit they have mental issues. I commend Riz for doing so. Could be why Riz's gay brother became a psychiatrist, to help his little brother.

Hasn't Z talked about severe anxiety, an eating disorder, etc?

Will people stop talking about fugly Riz on Zayn's thread?

Yes, Z has severe anxiety, for which he self medicates with whiskey and weed (at the same time). Several interviewers, including the NME, mentioned that he was on this combination while they chatted to him. Sadly, this has led to his anxiety increasing, as he never had to cancel shows when in 1d, except for the final tour when he just went home.

He needs to replace the weed with a prescribed med like Xanax as he'll find it hard to get hold of weed in Japan.

[quote]Zayn tripped when he was stoned and broke his foot

ROFL. That doesn't happen. So was he drunk off his ass or on chemicals?

No statement about how.

R225, why should people stop talking about the gorgeous Riz in Zayn's thread? Why not compare two very prominent and famous Muslim men who are being pushed as superstars to their Muslim fan base?

Riz is doing everything right in the sense that he's revealed his mental issues in interviews. Zayn clearly has some sort of drug problem due to his anxiety and other mental health issues. Until Zayn gets honest with himself, he's going to continue screwing up his career.

If and when Zayn finally gets his shit together, he might someday make the cover of TIME's 100 Most Influential People.

R226, Zayn drinks whiskey and smokes weed at the same time, a combination guaranteed to make you a bit clumsy.

This isn't hearsay either - he was drinking Jack Daniels and smoking weed all the way through his interview with the NME and was fine with them commenting on it several times in the published article.

Zayn might be gorgeous, but he's an ass. Most in this thread are fans of his because he's hot looking, you continue to defend his drug use, alcoholism and all the other typical poseur rockstar things he does.

How sad he's uneducated, he's simply not bright enough to see the pitfalls of his lifestyle. Sadder that he dates airhead models. Even sadder that his management sucks. With the right people in this corner, Zayn could have been a superstar worldwide.

There's nothing worse than surrounding yourself with a bunch of money grubbing people who coddle and enable all your bullshit.

He won't ever be a worldwide superstar if he's too troubled too play live or even make a pre-recorded performance for a chat show, R230.

People don't trust Zayn anymore. His concerts next month still have tickets available, in contrast to Styles' tour that sold out within seconds.

Even major league junkies like Tyga and Chris Brown tour. Zayn will be lucky to get another record deal when this one runs out.

Z in New York today. He looks cool and bigger than usual.

R232 He looks better but his eyes are always so sad.

Whats wrong with dating hot airhead models!? It's living the dream

Agree w r30. He needs to go to rehab and fire his entire team before the next album comes out.

Z is doing fine.

Yeah R234, Zayn is living the dream alright, herpes and all.

Zayn needs to get far away from trash like the Haddid Cysters as well as the KardTrashian whores. If he ever wants to be taken seriously, all that trash needs to go straight into the bin. All those dumb whores ruined the Met Gala, who wanted to look at half naked trash, when the entire idea behind Comme des Garçons is cutting edge and has nothing to doing with showing your tits to twat. Getting naked is not cutting edge.

Zayn is good looking enough to perhaps have an acting career, I have no idea is he has the chops, but who knows. The public is tired of seeing reality show trash in the presence of people who have actual talent, Zayn needs to grow up and start hanging with real women, not vacuous models and reality show trash.

R235, think you meant R230?

Zayn has always been a fame hoe who's dated nothing but trashy celebs - a really trashy soap actress called Stephanie Davis, another XF finalist with kids, the blonde one out of Little Mix. The other boys have all had civilian girlfriends but Zayn is magnetically attracted to trash.

I wonder if Riz will reach out to Zayn as he has to Heems? Riz music partner Heems has mental health issues as well as substance abuse issues, if Riz hadn't asked Heems to form a band, one wonders what Heems would have been up to for the past few years. Riz has kept Heems very busy, maybe he can do the same for Zayn. Zayn clearly needs some sort of intervention.

Zayn has enough money to go to a luxurious private rehab in some obscure country, and buy himself new, more positive and effective staff. But he likes being lazy and wasting his good youth.

Riz could reach out, but young guys like Zayn don't like taking handouts.

Oh, R67, you should have seen him. My poor, poor brother, just inconsolable over that young lady.

Gigi Haddad has the most dead and evil eyes I have ever seen on a human, her eyes remind me of Melania Dump's eyes, they're evil personified.

Remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul. These women, Gigi and Melania, have black souls. Gigi's voice is even grating, she sounds immensely bored.

Gigi isn't a great model, she's only getting work because of her crazy reality show family, same with Kendall Jenner, these women are not models.

R242, Gigi and Kendall are 5 ft 10 and about 115 pounds with great bone structure, great hair and striking features, especially in Gigi's case. What's not model about them?

Gigi is not all that. She has a very miserable looking, bitchy resting face. I agree she only got on because of her family. Kendall is was more pleasant and model looking. Either way their are better looking girls out there, and Im sure Zayn will get caught with his hand in the cookie jar soon enough.

Boss

Zayn is pure lime at the moment @ Harry Styles who's doing a 4 day residency on the Late, Late Show. Styles album has only been out three days and he's already played an hour long live show at a trendy UK venue called The Garage. Zayn's album has been out for over a year and he's yet to play a show of any description. We don't even know if he can sing his big hit Pillowtalk live.

Why can't he do anything besides be pretty?

He has two big arena shows in Japan in just a month's time. He must be absolutely terrified. Tickets are still on sale. One of the venues has a 40k capacity.

Maybe Zayn is choosing to self destruct as a celebrity. I mean he has money he can live on for the rest of his life, it's not like he will go back to obscurity.

R245, again with someone holding his fucking umbrella? Dumb and entitled, it's the new normal! Seriously.

Oxford educated Riz writes a song about Zayn, yet Riz laughs at Zayn behind his back! Beauty is only skin deep. Riz will have a career long after Zayn has faded into oblivion.

R243, 5 ft 10 and about 115 pounds is a goal? Have you ever seen a model in person. You'd vomit up your lunch.

Gigi does have the ultimate resting bitch face, there is nothing warm, fun or welcoming about her. Always looking bored, sullen and shallow, this helps sell things?

Hhhh

Do you think Riz regrets writing a song about Zayn?

Another personality free skinny twink with lots of meaningless tattoos "singing" (thanks to auto tune) about nothing....Groundbreaking

Harry is EVERYWHERE at the moment. Zayn must be so pure lime.

[quote] "singing" (thanks to auto tune) about nothing

Hold up now bitch. He might be anorexic with meaningless tattoos, and no personality. But he can sing very well!

This thread reminds me of Azealia Banks, in fact I'm sure she is the one who has posted the 256 replies in this thread.

Zayn, live

Zayn, live

R253, I don't think Riz regrets writing a song for and/or about Zayn. Most of Riz's lyrics are a bit incoherent, Riz possibly wanted to connect with Zayn on some level.

Here's the lyrics:

Shoutout to ma Ambala fam, ma diabetes fam, yeah Oy, even hipsters ain't safe You gotta be careful what part of your face's shaved They say why is Rizy chattin' about race Why he breathin' bout air just like Hari K. say My flow like a pony tail, so when I spit on a skinhead he becomes a Hare Krishna Keep up with your feet or get them blisters Like you're on the Tawaf by the Kaaba, that's the mission Yo, call the feds, call the papers, my youth's gone missing He's gone Iraq, he gone to Syria, he didn't listen You got your mom in tears in Sajda Quran kissing The politicians at the mic all bayaan giving I pray for my nephew, I pray you're not antagonized by all the hating and news and the shit they sanitize Look Zayn Malik's got more than eighty virgins on him There's more than one direction to get to paradise I'm in the galaxy far away Rizy take his hand, usually write just one bar a day Fresh back on the boat, I'm like the brown Marcus Garvey Chat to Persian girls like "Ba man ghaveh mikhori?" I'm like hickory dickory, got them gyals on my brown stick like it's licorice

Guess Riz, or Zayn, has girls licking their dick like licorice? The interpretation of the lyrics is at the link.

Why the fixation with Riz on a Zayn thread?

R261, fans have been curious about Zayn's connection with Riz and why Riz wrote a song about Zayn. Others are curious, they're wondering if Riz is trying to help Zayn with his addictions.

To me Zayn doesn't seem to stand for anything like Riz does, Unlike Riz, Zayn is biracial and doesn't seem to have strong political or opinions about much of anything. He's nothing like Riz. I don't understand why Riz is obsessed with Zayn.

Look Zayn Malik's got more than eighty virgins on him

There's more than one direction to get to paradise

This is hilarious.

"Zayn is biracial and doesn't seem to have strong political or opinions about much of anything".

That is in public, we do not know what he really thinks in private.

This was the same guy that in the past posted "Free Palestine" on his twitter account as a response to an incident in the ongoing Palestinian-Israeli conflict. In short, he possibly has a view but he needs to sell records.

Zayn just isn't entertaining and versatile in the same way Harry is. Harry can do the stand still and sing beautifully bit, but he can also rock out and play the comedian. His Carpool Karaoke has racked up nearly 6m views in less than 24 hours and was Number 1 Trending on Youtube today.

Zayn wouldn't dare go near Carpool Karaoke - he has zero sense of humour.

How did his album do in sales?

Riz's lyrics to "Zayn Malik" are extremely amusing. The 80 virgins reference is only if Zayn remains a 'good boy' while on Earth, which we know he isn't! Too fucking funny!

Zayn will definitely not have 80 virgins waiting for him in heaven, cause Zayn ain't going to heaven!

The '80 virgins' refer to the young 1d fans who he could shag while on earth if he wanted to (thousands of them). But I doubt very much that virgins float his boat.

Harry's album has outsold Zayn's and beaten his record, as expected with all the promo H has done the past week - two full live shows, four nights on the Late Late Show.

"The '80 virgins' refer to the young 1d fans who he could shag while on earth if he wanted to (thousands of them). But I doubt very much that virgins float his boat."

No, the 80 virgins reference is actually to do with the Muslim religion, the meaning is at the Genius lyrics website which I linked. Guess you didn't read it? Riz obviously knows about his own religion, he brings it up a lot. Especially in his lyrics.

"The majority of Zayn Malik’s fans are young female teenagers. In Islam, (Zayn’s religion), there is a belief that there will some number of houris (described as virgins) waiting in heaven. Riz uses Zayn’s old band, One Direction, as a way to comment on the pursuit of heaven and how it can be fulfilled in multiple ways (not just through Islam)."

The second explanation was likely by a person who doesn't have a command of English, but I got the gist of it: "Zayn said, he join to 1d to make his mom happy and trying so hard to staying in the band for her mom, even he didn’t want it. In islam, as a young child, when you following your mom wishes you wil got in heaven and 80 virgin angels waiting for you. This song written by bbs for Zayn Malik in muslim perspective.”

They called the Swet Shop Boys, "bbs", lol

R270, I know the 80 virgins is to do with the Muslim religion, the reward they say waits in heaven for obedient Muslims (and suicide bombers) BUT obviously he's also saying that Zayn managed to achieve heaven on earth by not being Orthodox but by being famous, with all the young and nubile 1d fans who would sleep with him if he wanted.

Why couldn't he just keep in simple and say he wants Zayn's hole like the rest of us??

Zayn was seen crying in the club tonight. He's fifty shades of green over Harry's success and crazy live shows.

Yep R272, I think Riz is gay, but the whole Muslim thing is the reason he can't come out. Riz is always talking about being Muslim, it's a big part of his career, he uses it to his advantage. His Muslim and 'brown' fanbase is huge. Most of the people waiting downtown last Summer to meet Riz, Seems and Redinho at their LP meet & great were mostly Pakistani, Indian and mid Eastern Muslims.

Riz might be attracted to Zayn, who knows. Riz is sure happy about Zayn's success.

That should have been, HEEMS,

Does anyone know how I can unfollow this thread? I can't see the OP to de-select the eye icon.

Unfollow? What are you 12? How about simply not reading the damn threads you are not interested in.

What a lazy bunch of entitled guys at DL.

R274, that's delusional crap

Delusional crap? WTF are you talking about? For his band, Riz has a huge Muslim fanbase, the rest are young black and brown kids. Riz has white fans, but not many for his music, more whites for his acting. If Riz is gay, which many think he is, he'll never come out due to being Muslim. I can't name one Muslim celeb who is gay.

For the past 5 years, he's had a white GF he's been hiding from the press. If he brings her anywhere, she's always in the background. He never brings her on the red carpet. At all the events her attends, he sends her inside, he then meets her at the table. She was not at the Met Gala with Riz, but a friend saw her with him at Rhianna's after party at 1 Oak. No one can figure out what the deal is with this woman. Beard or he's ashamed of her.

At least Zayn is seen with his girlfriends, he doesn't hide them. Then again, he dates models, Riz's gf isn't much to look at.

Zayn won Best New Artist at Billboards last night. New album should be soon.

Was Zayn there to accept his award, did he use a cane?

Zayn was too scared to go and pick up his award and cancelled at the last minute. His anxiety is now so bad he can't even go to events. All he's good for is holing up in Gigi's NY apartment and being papped leaving it clinging onto her hand. How he is going to cope with two arena dates in a fortnight's time I have no clue.

Riz's gf is trans so she's kept behind the scenes. Soon he'll make the move to dating a guy who's not pretending to be a girl, I guess.

R283, where did you read that Riz's hideous redhead GF is trans! That's the funniest thing I've heard about her.

I know a lot of his fans find her repulsive because she's not his physical equal. Besides being ugly, I've read she's a "user", "grifter" etc, but never trans! From the photos I've seen, she's not pretty in the traditional sense, she has a long angular horsey face and the body of an adolescent boy, but I've never heard she was trans. Guess she could be.

Why would Riz date a trans? Unless she still has a cock, does she still have one? I didn't see any VPL in her bikini photos. Riz needs to get his shit together. His personal life seems really fucked up. It's as bad as Zayn's! There's rumor Riz's gf is pregnant, if so, she cannot be trans.

R284 is unhinged

R285, can you read, then absorb what you read?

R283 had posted that Riz's GF was trans. Can you comprehend what you read? Let alone keep track of who is posting what.

It's so easy to name call when you have no idea WTF you are reading!

R285, can you read, then absorb what you read?

R283 had posted that Riz's GF was trans. Can you comprehend what you read? Let alone keep track of who is posting what.

It's so easy to name call when you have no idea WTF you are reading!

Zayn and Riz should dump their girlfriends and get together. Can you imagine it? The Muslim world would meltdown overnight, the two biggest Muslim celebrities in a gay relationship!

That would be hysterical, Riz and Zayn getting together. I'm sure looney tune Dumpf would comment on it, try to ban them from entering the US! Maybe not, he's so self absorbed he likely has no clue about Zayn or Riz.

Riz's gf still has a cock, that's why he's with her. He's a closet case and this is the best way forward for him. He would be an object of death threats from some muslims if he came out.

[quote]Riz's gf still has a cock, that's why he's with her. He's a closet case and this is the best way forward for him. He would be an object of death threats from some muslims if he came out.

That would be quite funny to find out his gf is trans. The gf does look rather masculine and her tits look fake. Since most fans have not heard her voice, I'd need more proof. There are a lot of bio women who are masculine and have deep voices. The gf could simply be a masculine woman. Whatever she is, Riz is with her. He has bad taste in females.

If he is closeted, this is all eventually going to blow up in his face. His parents want grandkids, if the gf is trans, there won't be any babies from her. Guess they'll fake a pregnancy!

I remember a handful of trans women in showbiz who were gorgeous and feminine such as the model Tula. Tula was a famous model during the 1970s, no one in the fashion business knew she had been a man. Someone revealed Tula was trans, it ruined her career. Tula did get some work after the reveal, but lost most of her lucrative accounts.

Riz's 'chick' looks nothing like Tula, if she is a bio woman, she's quite ugly and has a weird shaped horse face. It's hilarious how she managed to snag a fashion accessories account a few years ago.

I think Tula was also in a James Bond film as well as a Power Station video. Power Station was a band featuring the late Robert Palmer and members of Duran Duran.

New summer banger

Yeaaaah!

Still Got Time just sank without a trace and Zayn was so embarrassed he went back into the studio to improve his album.

Zayn, smoking his life away. What a waste.

Sexy though

Sad that he thinks smoking is sexy in 2017.

Who thinks he'll cancel his arena dates in Japan on 18 and 19 of this month?

Maybe Zayn is closeted, that's why he's self destructing.

Doubt that

Shirtless

When did he get Baphamet on his chest?

Zayn and his latest girlfriend.

Hottt

WOW, Gigi has a whole new look!

Fabulous!

Zayn has postponed his Japan arena dates on 18 and 19 of this month. He'd already postponed them once. There's no new dates so that's him as a live act over for good.

He's trying to stop the press from finding out by tweeting in Japanese, but people are onto it anyway...

Sndh

Zayn is cancelled, to be honest.

RCA won't be re-signing him.

For anyone who cares, the tweet says that the dates in Yokohama and Osaka are postponed because his work on the new album is going more slowly than it should be.

Druggie

That is the same excuse he gave when he re-scheduled those Japan dates back in December.

The album was ready but the first single was so poorly received that they've gone back to the drawing board. Zayn is intimidated by Harry's success, by how well he does in comedy routines and hosting on big shows like James Corden and SNL. Zayn is always deathly serious, smoking his weed and talking about Gigi in all his interviews. Harry doesn't need a big name gf to be successful. Styles is fourth billing on the new Nolan movie and has a world tour coming up in the fall. Niall sang live at Ariana's Manchester concert, just him and his guitar in front of 100k fans. Zayn just looks like a lame act in comparison with all but Liam and Louis.

He's a piece of shit for not even acknowledging the recent UK terror attacks.

Zayn is managed by a woman and he walks all over her. She just lets him get away with being spaztastic. He needs someone tough like Scooter Braun to manage him.

True, R312. He grew up in Bradford which is only an hour's drive from Manchester. All the other boys acknowledged it. Harry gave the proceeds of a concert to it.

Zayn lives permanently in LA now and spends most of his time face down in Gigi's pussy.

I can't believe this lazy bitch cancelled the Japan dates. I was pulling for him, but I think he is going to fade into obscurity after the next album tanks. Gigi is going to get tired of coming home and finding him smoking just like he was when she left. So much wasted potential.

Yet another celebrity couple live in Soho, imagine that!

Is he fucking serious, that little twat can't ever hold his own umbrella?

This has been going on for awhile. Here's an entire article dedicate to Zayn's Umbrella Holding Phobia!

Zayn should hire Farnsworth Bentley!

Haha

[quote]Zayn should hire Farnsworth Bentley!

Zayn should consult Puff Daddy on how he can buy some charisma.

The umbrella thing is cute though. He is unintentionally glamorous and dainty like a starlet, so he should not be seen holding his own rain gear.

[quote]The umbrella thing is cute though. He is unintentionally glamorous and dainty like a starlet, so he should not be seen holding his own rain gear.

Yeah, that will really work for his straight female teenybopper fans, they don't want a dainty fey man! Sure, they want to see a cute, but sexy, man and that includes a man who can hold his own damn umbrella and maybe even lift his own luggage at the airport.

Can you imagine Zayn doing this?!!! NEVER.

Zayn is such a PRINCESS! 👑

[quote]Yeah, that will really work for his straight female teenybopper fans, they don't want a dainty fey man!

Teenyboppers LOVE dainty non threatening young men. They aren't whores like you were when you were a teen. That's why guys like Justin Bieber and Shawn Mendez get the money. Now older gals like yourself are another story.

Huh, R324? Today's teenyboppers don't only fall for fey non-masculine popstars and actors. Give them a little more credit than that.

Sure, Zayn may appear 'beautiful', he is a very attractive man, but young women usually don't want a man who appear weak.

After a certain age, straight women who were into boy bands usually don’t continue to be attracted to the same types of twink bands nor that sort of music. At least not women in their 20s. It's assumed the boybands music will also mature as they age. That's usually the sign of actual talent.

As the fan base gets older, they usually stop listening to certain musicians, unless the musicians music matures as the musician ages. Harry Styles is trying to appeal to an older demographic.

How the hell do you know what I was like as a teen? "Older gals"? I'm not a woman, WTF? You got all that from my post?

I work in the music business, I know what I’m talking about. If Zayn wants to sustain his audience or appeal to an older demographic, he has to grow musically. Zayn doesn’t appear to be maturing as a man, let alone as a musician.

Zayn is just cancelled.

[quote]I work in the music business, I know what I’m talking about

Good. Now we know you have no credibility because you are responsible for the shitty state of music right now!

[quote]Good. Now we know you have no credibility because you are responsible for the shitty state of music right now!

Can you be more of a moron? Not every job in the music business has to do with discovering new talent, I don't work in A&R. I have no say in the musicians being discovered. I work in the advertising and marketing end.

Well what are your recommendations to Zayn r328, since you know so much. It is going to be hard to market a studio singer, because that's what he's turned out to be.

Zayn is skinny drug addict, with a passably pretty face.

Styles has an 80 date world tour running until July of 2018; Zayn can't even bring himself to perform two dates. He has been coddled by his female manager, Sarah Stennet. Scooter, Azoff or Cowell would have dumped Zayn's lazy, quaking ass by now.

Zayn already has a built in audience, which I brought up in my post. IF he can grow musically he might be able to keep his aging teenyboppers.

IF Zayn doesn't write his own music, I confess I know little about his music, except that he has a good voice. If he's not writing his own music, he needs to hire songwriters who can write hits for him, people like Sia and Jack Antonoff, for example.

Zayn needs to stop taking drugs and make a conscious decision that he wants to continue having a career. The way he's been acting, it appears that drinking and drugging are more important than his career.

So many singers in today's world of pop music are totally manufactured, mostly image wise, such as Taylor Swift. She is, of course, more ambitious than Zayn, but anyone with eyes and ears can see she's totally fake and has a terrible voice. Zayn has a good voice and is an attractive man, if he can hire excellent songwriters and get his shit together, he can still have a career beyond being a teenybop idol. Many have done it before him, they've sustained their careers. He needs to surround himself with people who don't coddle him and he needs to get his demons under control.

Zayn doesn't have a career beyond being a studio singer at the moment and hasn't had since he left 1d in March 2015. I think it will all be downhill from here for him, but he's already worth $50m so I doubt he cares.

[quote]but he's already worth $50m so I doubt he cares.

That's really not that much, when you consider how much he probably blows on drugs....and I'm sure he spends recklessly on real estate, travel, and other shit too. If Whitney Houston smoked away her fortune, Zayn doesn't stand a chance.

R334, you have a bizarre idea of how much drugs cost. Even if he was smoking crack 24/7, it wouldn't put much of a dent in $50m. He only ever travels between LA and New York and he doesn't have an entourage, only Gigi who has her own money.

Zayn needs to start from scratch, unload the enabling manager and other hangers on who are also enabling him. I don't see his gf the 'model' helping him, she's too busy modeling and attending stupid parties without him, she could give a shit.

Zayn needs to hire a new team who are going to actually be serious with this guy, you know Tough Love.

Otherwise, he'll be nothing more that a footnote in pop music history. Unless you're a fashion model, being good looking only takes one so far. The most exciting thing which has happened to Zayn this year was having Riz Ahmed write a song about him! Seriously.

Boss

I think he should just focus on making lush songs and music videos that showcase his beauty, lots of close ups of his face and hair. Night Changes can be the template.

Its so funny that even though he is a skinny, white-adjacent guy, that his most effective marketing tactic is the same one that overweight black R&B singers have used for decades. It works. He is pretty enough.

Real girls eat cake

This is amusing!

Zayn Malik Taps Bella Hadid, His Girlfriend's Sister, to Star in His Versus Versace Campaign

Will he get out of bed to do this?

He chose Bella because he didn't want someone prettier than himself.

Bella is a horse-faced giganta, taller than Zayn and fatter too. He'd have been better with a smaller girl like his ex, Perrie Edwards.

R342, shut up dude. You sound like a jealous misogynistic stereotype

Bella had a terrible nose job, I'll give her that much.

Cccc

Is he still in Soho? Did he carry his own umbrella yesterday? Did Zayn venture out today?

Zayn is sooo cancelled.

Liam has got the Armani underwear campaign that Beckham used to do, so expect his package in your face on a billboard near you soon.

Liam doesn't have much of a body. He needs to lift weights if he wants to model underwear

Zayn has a beautiful face, but not much of a body.

How tall is he? He's so scrawny, looks like he weighs less than Gigi! That's saying something!

He's 5 ft 9 and weighs about 130 pounds. Okay for those who like extreme twinks, except he's all alpha and dominant and likes rough sex, if his songs are to be believed.

Rare topless pic of Zayn. He looks like a sparrow.

Best of both worlds, r350.

[quote]He's 5 ft 9 and weighs about 130 pounds. Okay for those who like extreme twinks, except he's all alpha and dominant and likes rough sex, if his songs are to be believed.

OMG! Riz is 5' 8" and weighs about 150 and he looks pretty sickly thin at times. Zayn must look anorexic in person, remember the camera adds pounds.

Rough sex? Gigi is close to six feet tall, she could probably beat the shit out of him, her glare alone would eviscerate that bag of bones Zayn. Zayn seems like all talk anyway.

Zayn Malik is a lazy fuck. That will be the downfall of him when his looks go.

Zayn is closer to 5'7 than 5'9... he always seemed to be the shortest one on par with Niall and Louis in 1D

R355, when chavtastic Louis was arrested earlier this year for spazzing out at a photographer, his arrest record measured him at 5ft 9. Niall is the same height and Zayn an inch taller if anything. Liam and Harry are 5 ft 11. They boys were picked because they were within 2 inches of each other’s height as teenagers and this didn’t change.

Liam is on Jimmy Fallon as I type this.

From LSA, "Z@yn has a sex addiction. I'm sure g!g! knows. he has a lot of white girls he sleeps with, all of them are somewhat unfortunate looking. i think he looks for "ugly" girls because no one would believe them if they spoke out. idk if he sleeps with guys but he 100% lets guys give him bjs. I've seen the receipts of both."

I believe it.

Could be he's so exhausted from all the sex, drugs and alcohol, that's why he can't tour.

That seems like fanfiction... I'm sure he fucked his share of groupies but sex addiction? Not buying it

Sounds like a nasty lie

Have no idea WTF that post was about, it's from LSA, take it with a grain of salt. I recall someone here at DL stating that Zayn did have a sex addiction. Not at all that far fetched.

I doubt he has a sex addiction, he's way too laid back and lazy. Every 24 year old likes getting laid regularly, but I doubt there's more to it than that. Even if he was sex addicted, there would always be plenty of willing partners.

Zayn is so lazy, he probably had his umbrella handler help with putting his dick into Gigi!

lol r363

Yeah, as I suggested upthread, Zayn should hire Farnsworth Bentley.

Farnsworth might be looking for a job these days, don't know how he'd feel about touching Zayn's dick, tho. lol

Didn't notice this when the video first came out, it seems Riz hired a Zayn lookalike for the Swet Shop Boys "Zayn Malik" video!

What is Zayn up to?

Any live performances or new songs scheduled?

[quote]"When I put my second album out, people are going to start seeing me again," as he claims it's been a year since he has "properly [showed his] face."

I think he'll be way too anxious to show his face anytime soon, except in photoshoots.

He's intimidated by how easy all the other boys find it to sing solo, even Niall and Louis whose voices are way inferior to his. Maybe if he does a collab with Liam he'll have the guts to sing live again.

Zayn's 'serious and concerned' look on his face is getting tedious!

Zayn mean tedious in Urdu

LoL! Actually, the name Zayn means beautiful, radiant and grace in Urdu.

beautiful, radiant grace

But also very sad.

He always looks so skinny and dirty. He chainsmokes weed all day. Waster.

Zayn always looks dirty. Those disgusting tats aren't doing him any favors, they make him look trashy. He's very good looking and has talent, it's such a shame he has mental and addiction issues. What a waste!

beautiful and talented, but his self destructive ways keep him from reaching his full potential. Is there a character like him in mythology anywhere? His look is ethereal

Tonight SNL is once again repeating the episode in which Harry was the musical guest.

Zayn must be pissed off seeing how well Harry is doing. His new LP is doing well and Harry got good reviews for his acting in "Dunkirk". Meanwhile, Zayn sits around smoking weed and wasting his life.

Zayn was on the cover of US VOGUE, guess that's something! ha-ha

Zayn is acting more like a male model or a Kylie Jenner type reality star than a musician. Constant photoshoots and covers with very little of substance in the accompanying interview.

I wouldn't mind if he just became a male model/ coverboy, and the occasional singer. The world loves looking at his photos, he is eye candy for women and men, so visually pleasing to look at!

Wearing cute clothes, cross dressing, getting his hair done, and taking pictures of himself are the only things he likes doing. All that gay shit. So he might as well get paid for it. I will be furious if he comes out later, for all this wasted time he has spent prancing around.

It is quite hysterical that Zayn is so fucking ridiculous, he refuses to carry his own umbrella, he's so precious as well as beyond doing something so menial!

He sure fell in with the perfect fake Hollyweird crowd, those braindead Haddid sisters (ever hear Gigi talk about anything? Gigi sounds like an illiterate, did she graduate high school?) and the KarTrashians!

R312 what, you think he is Obama? Or Al Gore? Zayn is no politician, he is just a 24-year old pop singer. What don't you leave him alone?

[quote][R312] what, you think he is Obama? Or Al Gore? Zayn is no politician, he is just a 24-year old pop singer. What don't you leave him alone?

I'm not R312, but popstars as well as actors/actresses, can and do give their opinions on politics and other social issues. Issues which surely affect their fans, who are usually largely working class to middle class. Why not say something?

When anyone famous, be in a pop singer, or actor, has a very large and impressionable fanbase, it's part of their responsibility to have some sort of voice or take some sort of stance. Maybe Zayn isn't bright enough to say something coherent or relevant. He's certainly no Riz Ahmed, Zayn barely finished high school, Riz went to Oxford.

[quote]It is quite hysterical that Zayn is so fucking ridiculous, he refuses to carry his own umbrella, he's so precious as well as beyond doing something so menial!

Such a precious little pretty boy!

Most popstars just expressed sympathy or sent love. All the other 1d boys did this. They didn't say anything political at all.

Zayn grew up just 20 miles away from Manchester yet thought it best to say nothing because he was too spazzed out chasing the dragon all day long.

More!

Want to go on a date with Zayn? You better be ready to pay his way! Just when I think he can't get more ridiculous he outdoes himself. He is definitely living off Gigi's money, freeloader

Spazzy Zayn is worth 50$m which is way more than Gigi is worth.

Gorgeous face, incredibly short and clearly on drugs.

Yassss

Young sweet Zayn before the corruption, the drugs, the alcohol, the fake Hollyweird reality show models etc.

If only these musicians could focus on their music.

Did he go to the VMA's ?

It doesn't appear Zayn was at the VMAs, he was probably too lazy to board a plane to California! Think it was held there. It looked like a load of utter rubbish, it's best that he didn't go.

Zayn needs to get help from Riz Ahmed, Riz has helped another druggy/alcoholic who was on bad downward spiral since his band Das Racist split, the Queens based rapper Heems, he's now in a fairly successful rap group with Riz. Riz should help Zayn too. Zayn might have untapped acting ability, who knows. Riz is writing the script and directing a UK series about three generations of a Pakistani family living in London, he could give Zayn a role. The big problem with Zayn, he doesn't appear to want to do anything.

Glad that this thread is back.

Hoodie

I agree r394, Riz seems like he would make a good "big brother" for Zayn. But Zayn is a little drama queen and likes to burn people who get too close to him. Ask Naughty Boy and all the members of 1D...I think is why Zayn's career has fallen off, he turns on people.

Sizzling hot

Has he trademarked "Zaddy"? If he hasn't he should've

Isnt he built like a 12 year old Asian girl with an eating disorder? No bueno!

That's ok he may come as he is, a manorexic waif. I'd cook for him and put some meat on that ass!

r401 um why?

This thread is about Zain. Start a new one Riz troll.

More Z, coming soon. Enjoy!

Zayn

[quote]This thread is about Zain. Start a new one Riz troll. More Z, coming soon. Enjoy!

You'll thank me when Riz helps your idol Zaynny Boy!

His actual name is Zain, Cowell considered it too "ethnic." Look it up...

Zayn is part white, think his mom is either English or Scottish. He doesn't appear to even care about his dad's Pakistani and Muslim side.

ZAIN obviously stands for very little except fame and money. What a shock!

Zayn lives in LA, so no excuse not to be at the VMAs except his usual drug addled indolence.

His mother is Irish and he inherited her fair skin. He's about two shades away from looking like a member of Al Quaeda and weighs 130 pounds, so definitely a niche taste.

Zayn lives in LA? Well, for the past few months he's been living in NYC. Must be staying at Gigi's downtown place.

GQ!!

So fucking lazy. What a cool award to win and he still can't be arsed to pick it up.

Zaddy

Blond

All those piercings and tats! UGH What a horrible way to disfigure one's body.

Is Zayn's cock pierced too!

Is he too lazy to lift weights?

he has the stage presence of a wall. And a body of a 12 year old Asian girl. Yeah em, you can have him!

Zaddy

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[quote]he has the stage presence of a wall. And a body of a 12 year old Asian girl. Yeah em, you can have him!

Funniest description I've heard of a celebrity in a while! Thanks for the laugh!

Zayn always looks so dirty, like he needs a long bath.

Are we still discussing this weird person?

Low Energy

What a shame, as he has a beautiful face.

GQ message

Is that a working class Brit accent? Zayn sure doesn't even try to make any attempt to sound posh or even middle class. He sounds like some dude on Eastenders.

Wonder what his poser model gf Gigi thinks about Zayn's accent. You know, because she's so 'upper class' and 'cultured'!

It's a working class northern accent, R425. Not very attractive. Harry has the sexiest speaking voice, very deep and a little bit posh.

Zayn is a hopeless, one expression actor.

But Harry ain't hot

Harry might not be hot, but he's doing well now. Good reaction to his latest record and his acting in Dunkirk. Harry also doesn't appear to be a druggie or drinker like Zayn.

Harry doesn't even smoke cigarettes, unlike Louis and Zayn, who chainsmoke their way through interviews. When asked recently what was on his tour rider, he answered 'chewing gum, water, hummus and tea.' He said his preference for 'waking up with a clear head' stops him from getting drunk/wasted the night before.

Not very rockstar. His womanising is rock star level, though: he's dating his sixth Victoria's Secret model, still aged just 23.

Harry can't be radicalized.

Very true, R430.

Zayn is a bad Muslim, though - letting his woman pose nude for all to see in Vogue; huge consumption of drugs and alcohol...even singing is 'haram'.

Zayn has a big interview in US Weekly and had this to say about Harry. It's true that they hate each other!

Us: Do you talk to Harry Styles? ZM: To be honest, I never really spoke to Harry even when I was in the band. So I didn’t really expect that much of a relationship with him.

Even Muslims who are ok with singing see it as effete.

Suited

Fan!

Zayn has gone from leaving 1d because he was sick of the attention to being a Hollywood ho, the most photographed member of the band and the one doing all the cheesy celebrity things, like bringing out shoe lines and appearing on every cover going.

Meanwhile, Harry is about to embark on an 86 date world tour, keeping it real by focusing on the music.

Yep Zayn only has a short time left before people will completely write him off as a socialite. After a few years of floundering to make a lasting impression in music, he will go the way of so many other boy banders. He is lucky that he is beautiful, so he can continue to be a pretty boy and whore himself out to whoever wants to take pictures of him.

Kisss

He needs to get off the heroin.

Mmmmm

My bae

Beautiful

Zayn is just a selfish prick.

He NEVER tweets support for any of the victims of tragedies, even the Manchester bombing which took place an hour from where he was brought up.

All the other boys do.

Instead he is childishly obsessed with his Zquad, as he calls his spazzy fans.

Someone on the other said he's a hoarder as well. He seems like he would hoard clothes, hair products, and weed.

Zayn and Styles fucked regularly on tour between 2011-2013, then fell out spectacularly over who wore what on a photoshoot and never really talked much again.

[quote]then fell out spectacularly over who wore what on a photoshoot and never really talked much again.

Rare gif of nearly naked Zayn.

It's sadly obvious from R447's gif that Zayn is not packing.

Glasses

Zayn is sooo zany!

Spider Man

Hope you Zayn fans were able to add this to your collection!

Swag

Awww.....

Was Zayn at Gigi's Maybelline launch in NYC or was he too busy getting high?

HIS Dad Yaser

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Both of them look like two drugged-out, and/or drunk, hot messes. They seem to spend a lot of time in NYC.

Odd how they seem to love the camera. Yet Zayn does nothing with his career and Gigi, a model, is so used to a camera in her face, she always looks completely bored or dismissive of the little people beneath her. Neither of them are interesting in the least, two self-absorbed over paid messes.

I also don't get these two as a real couple.

R457 Sad. He had tons of oppostunities but he can’t take the pressure. I hope he’ll get better.

I hope he breaks up with Gigi soon. He will never be able to develop a solo career and get healthy as long as he's following her around. He's already burned tons of bridges by being so flaky and undependable.

Gigi should be over soon, she's one of the most unattractive 'models' I've ever seen in years. What's her appeal, the reality show connection? Who gives a fuck about that?

Models used to be attractive and alluring, Gigi's look is very off-putting, nothing warm or inviting about that sour faced evil-eyed bitch.

HMMMMMMM

SOS to Riz Ahmed, HELP your friend Zayn!

DDDSGG

HAPPY 25th Birthday!

PINK.

so pretty

boss

Zayn has dead eyes. So sad.

What's the fascination with this guy? He seems to treat his fans like shit, plus he's a typical musician, he dates 'models' and does drugs, wow, quelle surprise!

Let me Be

I'll let Zayn 'be', he's being ignored. What a boring pop star.

Zzzz

July 3

Does this dude make music anymore? All his fans seem to see is him with his odd looking evil-eyed GF and now walking around with pastel hair.

His girlfriend is hot

R475, you must be out of the loop dude. His new album is about to be released

Is Zayn still living in NYC?

Heard he reconnected with Gigi, in those photos of them kissing, Gigi looked like she didn't even want to be there. Did she reconnect because she thought he was going to kill himself? The dude has many serious issues.

Balloons

Nice work if you can get it.

ACLU

Stunner

More!

Any dic pics of Zayn?

I saw the dic pics of Harry Styles. Quite a big one for such a slim guy.

Beauty

Selfie

Bump

Gigi is on Jimmy Fallon's show right now. Is her voice grating! How the fuck does Zayn put up with that VOICE!? She draws out every word.

Beside her awful voice, her personality is also annoying. She seems so self-involved, she doesn't seem to care about much other than her career and being famous.

What a predictable boring person. I gather Zayn is as tone deaf and fake as Gigi? Guess he must be, he was attracted to her in the first place.

Pretty

Zayn...so pretty, so talented...yet fucking BORING!

Sadly

Zayn and joe

I don't get this guy's appeal at all. He's a singer, with a druggie image. He stands for nothing but consumerism and dating models.

He's good looking, so fucking what.

Gigi and Zayn are expecting a baby

He was soooo hot