Let's be the movie Fatal Attraction.

I'm the poor little white rabbit. I was probably a cat or dog in the first draft but if Glen killed them instead there would have been a major outcry but no one cares when a rabbit gets murdered. Also they wanted to make it clear she was making 'dinner'....

I'm the little boy who plays the son of Michael Douglas and Anne Archer.

I'm the pencil >>

I'm the morbidly obese friend who goes bowling with Dan and his family.

I'm the attractive actor who should have been cast to play Dan's friend, instead of that fat fuck he wouldn't have given the time of day to.

I'm the new unlisted number the idiot wife gave to Glenn.

I'm the hideous perm.

I'm what got him into bed with her.

I'm Julia Child, annoying everyone by telling everyone EXACTLY how she would have handled one particular scene.

I'm the driver in the car Anne Archer clobbered.

I'm phoning my attorney on a Motorola cell phone the size of a hoagie.

I'm Glenn's pancake tits that look like they came out of one of those pancake "just add water" mixes.

I'm the stage version.

You KNOW you want to see me.

I'm the $cientologu handler watching not so discreetly on-set

I'm Glenn Close viewed as sexy and attractive to straight men in 1980s cinema.

I Fkin love this film. i should have known I was bi, liking this so much in high school.

I'm the unprotected sex. Ahhh...the 80s.

I'm the meatpacking district - but idiots visit me to see Samantha's apartment from Sex In The City, not Glenn's cool pad.

[quote]I'm the unprotected sex. Ahhh...the 80s.

Ahhh...ignorance.

[quote]I'm Glenn Close viewed as sexy and attractive to straight men in 1980s cinema.

& I'm that one straight man.

I'm the dirty dishes in the sink Michael and Glenn start getting it on.

I'm Anne Archer's crows feet.

[quote]I'm the dirty dishes in the sink Michael and Glenn start getting it on.

I'm the industrial elevator you've forgotten about.

I'm the roller coaster

I'm Anne Archer's hot career that came after the success of this movie.

I'm the words "I haven't decided".

I'm the lamp that Alex obsessively switches on and off.

I'm the white dress that shows Glenn's nipples.

I'm the gay guy who never even noticed her nipples.

I'm the army of stylists, hair dressers and make-up artists hired to make Glenn Close look sexy.

I'm the Madame Butterfly tickets sitting unused while Glenn psychotically turns her light on and off.

I'm their stupid fat dog.

I'm not sure they even took me when they moved to the suburbs.

[quote]I'm the army of stylists, hair dressers and make-up artists hired to make Glenn Close look sexy.

& you wondered why you never worked again?

I'm Keith Richards. I sat in the row in front of OP when he first saw the film in Murray Hill.

I'm Bette Midler and I wanted that part.

I the very spacious and very cool Meatpacking District apartment of Alex Forrest - My owner likes everything in me to be white, along with most of her clothes and her hair.

I'm the dabble of cream cheese on Dan's nose during the Saturday morning meeting that Alex points out, causing him to mouth "thank you" and Alex to then smile flirtatiously, laying the groundwork for what's to come.

I'm Ellen, formerly Edward, Dan and Beth's "daughter." I'm WAY ahead of my time, and so are my parents, recognizing and accepting early that I'm trans. Decades later, it will be debated whether people like me are leading to gay erasure and whether T should join LGB. As for me, my parents let me look and dress as I chose and call myself whatever I wanted. We had fights when I started puberty at 12 about taking hormones and getting surgery. They said I could do anything I wanted once I turned 18 and they'd support me. I grew out of it by 14. I'm now 42 and live in White Plains with my husband and three children. I'm Ellen again, I'm overweight, I wear yoga pants everywhere, I just got a a "I give up" short haircut, but with my new Fitbit and Boom-Chicka-Pop, Kellogs 100 calorie snacks, and Diet Coke, I'm on my way back to getting trim and fit, only I'm not.

[quote] I was probably a cat or dog in the first draft but if Glen killed them instead there would have been a major outcry but no one cares when a rabbit gets murdered.

I disagree. Everybody get annoyed when someone starts splitting hares.

I'm the acid Alex throws on Dan's car. I'm a fairly original way to get attention/revenge.

I'm the idiotic school teacher who inexplicably let Alex take Ellen from school. The movie doesn't say whether I got sued, along with the school.

this is the best thread EVAH!!!!

I'm Beth Gallagher, rightfully pissed that my husband had an affair with a psychopath, but ignorant to the fact that he's had many flings over the course of our marriage, because I'm such a fucking bore. I also don't realize that Dan hates my parents and would have NEVER moved out of the city but for thinking he could get away from Alex. I briefly considered shooting both of them in the bathroom and making it look like I shot Dan in he heat of the moment when trying to shoot Alex. But, Ellen/Edward needs his/her father.

That was terrifying when that lady tried to stuff me into the oven! Thank goodness I was too fat to fit and got away! Oh, well, all's well that ends well, right, Bunny? ...Bunny? Hey, where'd you go?

I'm the smelly, drippy, semi-liquid dog shit that has to be cleaned up from the apartment because Dan served Fat Dog a huge serving of spaghetti and meatballs to show that Dan ate it. He could have just thrown it away.

I'm the sense of disbelief that must be suspended to imagine that Michael Douglas would have a hot fling with a drag queen.

I'm Jane Krakowski as the babysitter.

I'm Glenn Close as Alex Forrest. I get a lot of flack about whether I'm sexy enough to play the part. Weirdly, there's no clear answer. In some scenes it, surprisingly to some, really seems to land; other scenes it doesn't. But, he needy sociopath part of the character I nail throughout.

I'm Herman Munster as Dan's boss at the law firm.

I'm the little kid at the school who ominously answers "she's gone" when Anne Archer asks where Ellen is.

I'm Sally Kirkland still thinking this would be my Oscar year.

[quote]I'm their stupid fat dog.I'm not sure they even took me when they moved to the suburbs.

Yes you went. Remember you were stupidly drinking the water from the bath tub that was leaking thru the ceiling. (yet you let a strange woman brawl with your mistress and not even let out a bark.)

I'm the 7 or 8 "hellos" Beth says before hanging up when Alex phones the Gallagher residence. By today's standards, and possibly even landline era standards, I'm very excessive.

Hey, it's Oven Lady again! Remember her, Bunny? ...Ooh, a puddle! Yummy!

I'm the dead fetus that nobody cares about, especially when Mommy went Freddy Kreuger on Daddy's ass!

I love how everyone has turned on fat dog.

I'm Jessica Walter,, who did it first and better

I'm the original Brit short on which this American feature was based – mostly forgotten, except by a few.

I'm Ralph Shortey and nobody better eat that dead fetus!

I'm Ellen Foley who was a co-star in the movie and should have been given a theme song to sing!

I'm the knife.

I'm Michael Douglas trembling at the idea that Debra Winger might be cast opposite me. I made sure to stop her from being cast in Romancing the Stone because I didn't want to spend 3 months in the Mexican jungle with her. But now someone wants to put a knife in her hands?

I'm Douglas' sexy, loving movie wife wondering in I'm gonna get the blame for all of his STDs like his real life wife did.

I'm Adrian Lyne . Not counting that Diane Lane Oscar nominated film this was my last good movie....

I'm Alex's loft in the Meat Packing District, which in today's NYC you would have to be a Russian oligarch or a prince from Dubai to afford.

I'm the college professor who, in 1987, rambles on about how Pauline Kael's negative review of the film as portraying feminists as "witches" is a good example of how we should deconstruct 18th Century literature in our next term paper.

I'm the famous 'other ending' people 'in the know' like to bore everyone about.

I'm glad they didn't go with the other ending. How depressing.

I'm the dead rabbit - yes, that fat fucking dog was fucking useless.

I'm a good olde fashioned chunky and reliable landline phone. People miss the hell out of me. But this film reminds them of how I could shreik into the night and alarm a whole household - or a cheating husband. I hate this film.

There needs to be a sequel to this movie where Ellen is an adult and becomes transgender Aaron, Beth becomes fantastically supportive of Aaron's transition but Dan is convinced what happened with Alex Forrest made Ellen like this. They can call the movie FATAL AFFLICTION...

I'm another bizarro looking kid Adrian Lyne cast in his other adultery schlock-fest.

I'm PERFECT casting as the son of Richard Gere & Diane Laine.

Everybody remembers the bunny; nobody ever remembers me.

I'm Beth's father, pissed off at Dan because he didn't know how to fuck around without getting caught.

I'm the young hip gay nyc snob who never saw this or many popular movies and no television whatsoever, in the 80s.

My drag name is Bunny Boiler

& I'm a bore.

Adrian Lyne hasn't made a movie since 2002. I wonder what's up. His movies were always huge talking points... Fatal, Indecent Proposal, Lolita... he is the master of provocation.

I'm the de-shaming mental illness cause that was set back decades because of this dreck.

I'm "Diversion," the 1980 British film starring Cherie Lunghi that "Fatal Attraction" is a remake of. I am realistic, tasteful and nonviolent, without the least hint of camp about me, and everybody's forgotten about me.

[quote]I am realistic, tasteful and nonviolent, without the least hint of camp about me,

Well, doesn't that just sound boring as shit. We like our psycho bitches raw and crazy.

I am R65.

I am CHER, winning my Oscar for Moonstruck!

I am *really* R65.

I'm the FM station that magically changes from when Dan puts Alex's cassette in and then ejects it.

I'm Dan Gallagher's heavily underlined and earmarked copy of "I Hate You - Don't Leave Me" carefully hidden at the bottom of his sock drawer

I'm in 7th grade, jerking off to Fatal Attraction on VHS when Michael Douglas shows his ass.

I'm Alex's copy of the 80s new age classic 'You Can Heal Your Life'.

If only she'd fucking read me.

Im the names 'Alex' and 'Ellen' often used in 80/90s movies and tv shows. If u think of an an 80s Alex you imagine a tall, slim, very trendy, business like woman witha bit of an edge. Tiny breasts are a must.

I'm Alex's foot pushing Dan off the bed.

I'm the Oscar telecast viewer kiki-ing maliciously when the presenter says, "And the winner is...CHER in MOONSTRUCK!!!

I'm the child of questionable gender.

I'm the empty rabbit hutch in the backyard.

Glenn is all tanned save for her tits, which look like two uncooked pancake globs.

I'm the lesbian son dramatically sobbing with my head in my hands after coming upon my parents arguing.

I'm transgender, NOT lesbian.

I'm the pube caught between Michael's teeth after he insisted on performing the muff-diving sequence himself, you know, for authenticity's sake.

His wife Diandra couldn't cry foul because he HAD to honor his character's truth.

I'm the throat cancer that Michael Douglas got from going down on that stand-in.

I'm the cooking pot of spaghetti that Alex attacks in the kitchen with Madame Butterfly on full volume.

That kid in the movie had me confused as hell the first time I saw it. I thought "boy" and then realized it's name was Ellen. Any real life updates on the little actress. Lesbionic with a butch cut?

[quote]His wife Diandra couldn't cry foul

Her name was Diandra? No wonder he strayed.

& she got what she deserved.

[quote]Any real life updates on the little actress. Lesbionic with a butch cut?

Fuck her - let's continue talking about ME and MY performance.

A sequel focusing on the little girl Ellen growing up to be trans is a brilliant idea... and I'm serious. I'd love to see what happened to the Gallaghers 30 years after the events and how Alex still haunts them. Michael Douglas could get another oscar.

Oh, wait!

Did I belong to the stand-in for Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct?

The coke was flowin' in those days - don't know if I was comin' or goin', heh heh

- you'll excuse the pun.

I'm Alex's cat with the hot perm.

I'm the book whose release party was where the clandestine couple met.

The part where I loose sympathy for Dan is when he explains that he can't have a relationship with Alex because he's married and then the next scene, he's slept with her again. She's clearly already vulnerable and needy and he's basically implied to her that he doesn't mean what he says and sleeping with her is proof. Remember in the movie Vanilla Sky, Cameron Diaz played somebody obsessed with Tom Cruise and she says to him "When you sleep with someone, your body makes a promise whether you do or not".

I'm the other '80s "Fatal Attraction." I came out earlier, in 1980, but nobody seems to remember me. Probably because the biggest star in the cast is Sally Kellerman. Being a Canadian production probably didn't help either.

[quote]I'm the book whose release party was where the clandestine couple met.

& I'm the edgy, 80s writer.

Didn't help that Alex clearly suffered from mental illness.

I'm R105 - my wisdom comes from Cameron Diaz movies. I quote her often.

R3 owns this thread

I'm Dan's "Madam Butterfly" story that I tell Alex after I exhibit no will power and go back for more sex on Sunday. I was Dan's first opera and one of the only times his Dad was nice to him as a kid. I make Alex even more infatuated with Dan.

I'm much-maligned Fat Dog, here to explain that for a dog of my size, apartment living was not right, especially since they barely took me for walks. I'm fat because I don't get enough exercise and they feed me things like large plates of. I'm fucking miserable. I thought the move to the country would be great for me, but it only ended in me staying fat and licking overflow bath water from the floor. They barely let me outside even though they have a gigantic yard. Also, there was a stalker and a killing in my new house. I'm still miserable --- and fat.

I'm grown up Ellen and I'm still not cute....you might want to look into some Zoom whitening for those teefs.

Adult Ellen looks like a woman. Not a particularly attractive woman, but a woman nonetheless. The teeth are a disaster.

Bad teeth and back fat.

I'm the annoying couple who are the Gallaghers' friends - the fat guy and the blonde (Hildy and Jimmy?). Dan jokes with us that he and Beth are leaving for the suburbs and leaving us behind. We don't realize that he's completely telling the truth.

I'm "36", the age that Alex cites when explaining to Dan why she want to keep the baby ("I'm 36 and this may be my last chance"). I'm laugh-out-loud funny, and unnecessary. Alex would have been believable as an attractive (though not stunning), put-together 43 year old.

(... hey, Louis Smith - Mrs. Glenn from Shane Black's brilliant 2016 film The Nice Guys - was in Fatal Attraction?)

"I'm the telephone operator" who rolls his eyes and snarkily says "well, fuck you too" to the other operators around me (to which they laugh) when Alex says "Well, fuck you" after I refuse to give her the Gallagher's new unlisted number. I do telephone claims work for Blue Cross/Blue Shield now, and I cant' afford to live NYC anymore (I never really could, but it was much cheaper and I had roommates and I made it work, and had a great time at all the clubs and baths).

r119, he doesn't say that, he says "My place or yours?"

I have no idea why I put "I'm the telephone operator" in quotes. Forgive me.

Good, one, R120. Operator is snarky queen and I love him.

I'm homophobic Alex calling Dan a "faggot" on my tape that I made for him. Clearly, he's not, but I'll use it for a putdown anyway.

[quote]I'm much-maligned Fat Dog, here to explain that for a dog of my size, apartment living was not right, especially since they barely took me for walks. I'm fat because I don't get enough exercise and they feed me things like large plates of. I'm fucking miserable. I thought the move to the country would be great for me, but it only ended in me staying fat and licking overflow bath water from the floor. They barely let me outside even though they have a gigantic yard. Also, there was a stalker and a killing in my new house. I'm still miserable --- and fat.

& you must be about 42 by now.

[quote]I'm homophobic Alex calling Dan a "faggot" on my tape that I made for him. Clearly, he's not

& I'm the DLer who, strangely, hasn't arrived yet, to say that he is.

r119 and r120 Actually, I'm the snarky telephone operator queen and I started DL.

Y'all knew that other bitch on the line must have been a DL Hall of Famer.

Fat dog here again...it would've been more believable if I'd been the one to drop dead of a heart attack in the park, Dan.

You're dead Fat Dog - fuck off!

I'm the great, great, great, great grandpup of Fat Dog. I was abandoned by my meth head owners and after scavenging for days, I'm now in a shelter where my prospects are slim. Fat Dog was an ungrateful bitch. I'd do anything to be warm, overfed, underexercised, and not beat.

I'm a poster googling fatal attraction fat dog because I don't remember a fat dog.

R129

I'm THE CASSETTE TAPE which Dan secretly keeps as a memento 30 years later and jerks off to when Beth's not around.

LOL, R131

I'm Luis, the muscle stud 30-something Puerto Rican with an 11-inch, thick cock who Beth has been revenge-fucking for several years after the incidents involving Alex. Dan feels so guilty about everything that he never questions Beth about anything, so she makes up all sorts of reasons to go into the city - charity work, shopping, cultural stuff, drinks with girlfriends -- and often comes to my place where I fuck her until she can barely walk. She's expressed interest in being the "guest of honor" at a gang bang with by boys Angel, Diego, and Carlos. Lol, hhe told me she's also fucking a frumpy divorced, white daddy neighbor of hers in suburban CT. She says he's not as hot as me, but has a big dick. She likes anal.

Ignore that photo @ R130.

NOT my best angle.

"Look Out Weekend"

"Let's Get the Cheque"

"Another Suburban Housewife (Beth's Lament)"

"Operator, Fuck You"

"I wont be Ignored, Dan"

"Fat Dog"

"Bath of Broken Dreams"

I'm discreet. Are you discreet?

I'm Alan, a florist. I'm the mild-mannered gay man who Dan now turns to for his elevator blowjobs (and other fancy favors) these days. Unlike Alex, sex with Dan doesn't inspire me to murder or any other such nonsense. I hate opera and phones and I enjoy being ignored. Dan couldn't be more grateful.

[quote]I'm the mild-mannered gay man who Dan now turns to for his elevator blowjobs (and other fancy favors) these days.

Told you someone would be along to make Dan gay.

Wonder what took him so long.

I love the scene when they are all bowling and it cuts back to Alex sitting with the unused Madame Butterfly tickets as she listens to the cassette in tears, turning the light on and off repeatedly. It is so fucking hilarious. I always wanted to see Fatal Attraction with a black audience because apparently they were laughing during those scenes.

I'm the slacks that Dan slips on sans underwear after one of his trysts with Alex.

"I'd have more respect for you if you told me to fuck off".

I'm one of the test audience members who saw the original ending and said, "Please. That ending sucked. That bitch with the pancake titties needs to die!!!"

i'm Dan and his fat ugly friend making fun of the asian writer at the book launch party. We'd be lynched by SJWs if we'd do that today.

"I'd have more respect for you if you told me to fuck off".

Well, then, fuck off.

"And, you GET OUT!" (kick)

What mental problems would Alex have to make her like that? What was the cause.

My sister is often needy and clinging and perpetual victim with angry outbursts in her relationships. But, has never stalked or gotten violent.

What original ending ! r142

Alex probably has borderline personality disorder, R145.

[quote]My sister is often needy and clinging and perpetual victim with angry outbursts in her relationships. But, has never stalked or gotten violent.

Some guy fucked Alex and ran and it sent her over the edge.

But the story becomes so kitsch and farfetched I wouldn't take it too seriously.

They should have kept it real and they would have had a good film.

it's amazing to me that this movie got an oscar nom for best film. it's a funny sexy thriller (with "problematic" tones by today standards), but it's still a Lifetime kinda tv movie, right?

I'd say much better than Lifetime, due to the production. But, agree, not worthy of an Oscar nom. But, then again, why not. Does every nominated film have to be a biopic or something serious?

I'm the nipple Dan sucks on the longest.

I'm OP.

So - this is over now. Everyone's gone home.

It was quite a fun party.

I enjoyed it anyway.

I'm the blood from Alex's slashed wrists that she smears all over Dan's face while kissing him .

R139 You haven't lived until you've seen a horror movie with a black audience . I saw the first Chucky movie with one and there was so much screaming it felt like being on a roller coaster .

I'm the Westchester County amusement park that's still open in late fall.

Im the oversized clothing that Alex is wearing, that has become very fashionable again.

i'm NY in the 80s and i will ALWAYS look magnificent for anyone who came of age in that decade.

i'm the keys to Alex's apartment conveniently kept on that electricity thing on the wall, so that anyone can enter at their convenience

We're the big package of Oreos and tub of Haagen Dazs on Alex's bed as she dials the phone with a pencil and deals with snarky operator.

I'm the rollercoaster ride Alex took Ellen on after she snatched her from school. I was going to stop when they were right on top. Yes. Just stall and sit there and really fuck up the movie, but the guy who runs the ride wouldn't do it.

I'm the fastest move in the world: Dan and his wife left their NY home and fixed that country house in a matter of hours!

I've seen this movie a million times. It was on Netflix for the longest time.

Some of the lines are movie classics!

I'm the perfectly good All-Clad stockpot that wound up at the thrift store because no one could stomach the idea of cooking anything in me ever again.

LMAO, 162.

I'm the water that Alex splashes on her breasts before Dan starts sucking her nipples. Some people don't really understand my purpose.

"I'm the little kid at the school who ominously answers "she's gone" when Anne Archer asks where Ellen is. "

You are Alicia.

I'm the white ceiling fan, slowly oscillating. I've seen a thing or two.

I'm the cellulite on Michael Douglas's flabby ass.

I'm the NPR lesbian teachers aids who inform Beth that Ellen has already been picked up. When she leaves to go find Ellen, one of us remarks, "I really fucked that up" and we laugh dismissively. We're not aware at this time that there will be some crazy Best Picture Oscar snafu decades later and Faye Dunaway will say the same thing about it.

I'm pasta, and I'm almost the only thing eaten in the film - Alex and Dan have me at the restaurant; Beth leaves me for Dan to eat during his working weekend (but he gives me to Fat Dog); and Alex makes me for Dan and calls me "the house specialty." I'm covered in varying quality of sauces. Alex, crazy as she is, makes the best sauce.

I'm Anne Archer's parents, who seemed like a couple of snobby cunts.

I'm the jerky camera work when Dan and Alex are in the park with fat dog. It's a little unnerving and I foreshadow bad shit that will happen later

I'm the indoor cigarette smoking in the restaurant and at the party.

Hi, R169, pasta, here again. I'm so popular because the whole low carb thing is still decades away. In fact people believe I'm a very good food to eat, and runners even load up on me before a race. Also, my main macronutrient is referred to as "carbos", not "carbs".

I'm Alex's "dead father" story she tells Dan to get back at him for faking his death when they're at the park with Fat Dog. He's taken aback, so Alex tells him I'm not true and that her Dad is living in Phoenix. But, I am true, which Dan finds out upon breaking into Alex's apartment.

I am the sheet that jumps up and off of Alex's naked tits and then back again between shots with no attempts to cut away from her in bed. Jarring jump cuts, some of the worst in film history. Inexplicably, the man responsible is nominated for a Best Editing Oscar later.

I'm the dark brown Clairol hair dye that Rachel Dolezal (aka Nkechi Amare Diallo) will add to Alex Forrest's haircut in my attempt to become black decades later.

[quote]i'm NY in the 80s and i will ALWAYS look magnificent for anyone who came of age in that decade.

Magnificent?

If you're gay you should be very ashamed of that moronic remark. If you're not gay you should be more respectful on a gay message board.

& it did not look fucking magnficent. It was squalid and disgusting.

I'm the Salsa music that Dan awkwardly dances to as he tries to keep up with whirling Alex on the dance floor.

I'm all the straight mommies in the audience who gasped and screamed and are now acting all bad-assed

[quote]I'm all the straight mommies in the audience who gasped and screamed and are now acting all bad-assed

& I don't know what you're talking about.

R139 R153 I saw the original Jaws with a black audience. It was funny as hell. When the shark appeared as the girl was swimming in the water the audience was yelling "Ooooh girl, you better swim! You better get on out of there!"

I'm the color white, and I'm everywhere in this movie: the clothes, the walls, the bedding, the upholstery, the dead rabbit -- I think I'm supposed to represent something, I'm just not sure what.

[quote]I'm the color white, and I'm everywhere in this movie: the clothes, the walls, the bedding, the upholstery, the dead rabbit

& of course...her telephone.

I am Dan's Secretary thinking, 'Who the hell is he trying to fool?'

I'm Anne Archer's black eye.

I'm all the actresses who lost the part of Alex to Glenn Close.

How is that bitch sexier than I am??

I'm the fake puke Alex threw up when she saw the happy family life through the window ...the handing over of the rabbit scene.

She'd fucked up his car, he'd rented another and she then followed him out to the suburbs and managed to look through the window without being noticed - lucky fat dog's so fucking useless.

Fat Dog didn't even have the decency to tell Anne Archer about that whore Glenn Close.

Useless dog!

We're all the behind the scenes people who thought Anne Archer was a scary cult member.

I thought it was just her son.

I'm Alex's stacks of books in R183.

I think Archer is a Scientologist. If she is, she's one of friendliest ones, who doesn't act weird in public. She seems so normal.

I am the lotion Anne Archer rubs all over her body in front of her vanity as Dan tells her how beautiful she is after spending the weekend fucking Alex.

I'm the psychiatrist on Sally Jesse Raphael who said the Alex's loft made her unstable.

I'm Alex's work-hard, play-hard neighbors who think nothing of the man who slips in the building as we leave, and we think nothing of allowing him in when he randomly presses a lot of buzzers. He's white and looks professional so how bad could he be. We're completely unaware of the crazy woman who lives in our building. The few times we've run into Alex, she's been perfectly pleasant, if a bit distant

I'm Mrs. Michael Douglas. I was only three years old BTW when this movie was released.

I remember when we went to see it at the theatre it was my first experience of audience participation. It was hilarious. People were shouting advice to Michael Douglas's character. "Man, you better tell your wife!!!" shit like that.

I am the jaded black man slowly picking up books left here and there. Despite my cart, I can hear every word.

I'm the last act of the film, I almost a ruin a brilliant piece of work by transforming into an adult campy horror flick.

I'm the blatant ripoff made decades later starring DL fav, Queen Bey.

I'm producer Sherry Lansing and I can make a film as crappy as any male producer.

I'm the word Fatal. Many copycat films will use me in title...

I'm Glenn Close refusing to shoot the new ending. Whattyagonnado? Replace me?!

Fataler Attraction: Stew 2

Yes surprised there was not a sequel, with Glenn playing Alex' twin sister.

I was found on Alex's bedside table.

I the string of erotic thrillers made after the film's success. And of course everyone remembers the iconic Basic Instinct, when lesbian affairs go wrong.

Glenn was totally robbed of her Oscar. Who beat her that year?

Me, bitch, and if you don't like it...

I'm Alex's doctor, not yet gagged by HIPPA laws I am able to tell Dan that despite a very bad miscarriage, Alex is indeed pregnant.

[quote]I'm Alex's stacks of books in r183

Why the hell aren't you WHITE, r191? !

I'm the Looking For Mr Goodbar set - I was used again for Alex's apartment... just painted white. I represent desperation, rootlessness and loneliness.

i'm Michael Douglas, and for some reason i'm in EVERY epochal movie about man-woman relationship of the 80s and the 90s: Fatal Attraction, War of the Roses, Basic Instinct, Disclosures

R196 You complete me.

I'm the bottle of Flex Extra Body Shampoo in Alex's shower.

I'm R177, inexplicably triggered by the word "magnificent."

that was just YOUR neighborhood r177

Can you imagine M in this role; she would have ruined it. Glenn is much more the superior actress.

r218--I agree. Madonna would have been terrible.

r219 although I am sure audiences would have cheered Madonna getting shot (they would have to wait six years until Body of Evidence for that).

As far as I remember, the role of Alex Forrest was a much-coveted role. Did Debra Winger really have to audition for this role back in '86/87 even after two Oscar nominations?

As much as everyone makes fun of Glen, she was perfect for the role. Fatal Attraction is what is it is. A campy thriller. Nothing more, nothing less. I can buy Glen as the sorta attractive, deeply crazy chick. She was great.

Whatever - she was great in it.

It's believable that Adrian Lyne and the producers would have made Debra Winger audition since they might have had no knowledge of her previous work. She hadn't played a femme fatale part like Alex Forrest before, although she had been sexy in Urban Cowboy riding the mechanical bull, which coincidently was a Paramount movie too. They also might have wanted her to audition with Michael Douglas to see how they read together.

I'm the extensive backcombing of Glenn's permed hair that suggests evil, sex, and madness all at once.

Her stylists really should have been nominated for this as well.

PS: I'm smoking in NYC restaurants, as mentioned upthread.

Douglas is about to light her cigarette and grasp her hand. It's a good moment.

Oh, the eighties.

I'm the SJW-in-the-making who is at the table beside Alex and Dan, lamenting the effects of smoking, that this movie paints successful career women as men-obsessed psychos.

But I love the transgendered child.

I'm that weird, sweatsuit material Norma Kamali-esque dress that everyone thought was the height of chic in NYC in the 80s.

Honestly, almost no one looked good in it.

[quote]I'm that weird, sweatsuit material Norma Kamali-esque dress that everyone thought was the height of chic in NYC in the 80s. Honestly, almost no one looked good in it.

I'm Glenn's tits – looking rather good in said dress.

I am Michael Douglas tighte whiteys- damn I miss working in films - today those bitches boxer briefs get all the good roles!

80s NY was great and not just cause I was a teenager, It was more creative and fun and people making under 100,000.00 could still have some quality of life. I would take a Koch NY over a DeBlasio shitty Starbuck and Disney version of the Lower East Side any day.

I would have liked to have seen Jessica Lange play Alex.

I always heard Barbara Hershey was the first more traditional choice. Must admit she could have started off seemingly sane and then become a banshee and surprised us. But, really, it's Glenn's role and nobody else could touch it.

[quote]80s NY was great and not just cause I was a teenager, It was more creative and fun and people making under 100,000.00 could still have some quality of life.

& AIDS was such a giggle.

GREAT days for gays.

The transgendered kid was later Cousin Eddie's cussin' daughter in the hilarious Christmas Vacation...

Agreed r149 it would have been liked Obsessed being nominated for an Oscar a few years back.

Bump! I will not be ignored!

You were ignored when I WON!

I'm the nipple

I can see Cher playing Alex but I can't see Glenn playing Loretta.

I'm the barely perceptible, yet still nauseating, smirk.

Just rewatched it.

I am the big forehead on Alex Forrest.

I am the ugly yet somehow appealing bathroom in the Ghallagher house.

I am the for the time super stylish apartment of Alex Forrest.

I'm the fat guys smelly bowling shoes.

r149, I disagree whole heartedly. People only think its a lifetime movie because it set the blueprint for LIFETIME movies. Its a very well done film with brilliant performances, even with the ratchet third act.

I'm the rest of Alex's impressive booze collection, which doesn't get mentioned because Dan cuts Alex off before she can go through the whole list.

Alex: "I'm got scotch, I've got vodka ..."

Dan: "JUST CUT IT!!"

What Alex would have continued saying: I've got gin, bourbon, tequila, maybe some rum; or if you'd like, red or white wine - maybe a Pinot Noir, or a buttery Chardonay, or maybe just some champagne; and of course I have some beer too.

I meant "I've got scotch."

I'm the bathtub that is overflowing because Glenn Close is giving a long monologue asking Anne Archer why she's in her own bathroom.

As mentioned previously, I'm Fat Dog, lapping up the overflowing bathtub water was it seeps through the ceiling. I'm pointless.

I'm the whistling tea-kettle drowning out the screams and sound of struggle coming from the bathroom. I shut up when Dan takes me off the burner, which allows him to hear the commotion and spring into action.

Debra Winger turned it down.

In an odd footnote Winger turned down Fatal Attraction, dropped out of Broadcast News and turned down Nuts also.

All three were big awards contenders in 1987.

I'm the car rental agency in mid town that is still operating today.

I'm Alex, who was once a lifeguard and still is a very good swimmer, faking my own demise as Dan chokes me. I realized I couldn't fight him off and I'm playing dead, holding my breath under the water in the bathtub. Haha, I'll get him. Here I go, jumping up out of the water with the knife. Gonna get him. What, wait, fuck, bitch has a gu...." (I'm dead).

I'm the samurai that wrote the self-help book!

I'm sexy ugly. Whom all the principal stars, cept the wife, were.

I am the band-aid baby that Dan and Beth have to save their marriage after this.

Nuts maybe got Our Barbra a GG nomination...

I have a friend who actually thought that little girl was playing a boy...

R256 I first saw Fatal Attraction when I was about six (around 1989). I was at a neighbor's house and they didn't turn it off for some reason ... it scared the shit out of me.

Anyway, I didn't even realize it was Fatal Attraction until years later. And the funny thing is, I would have bet a million dollars the couple in the film had a son, not a daughter.

it is odd that the daughter is rehearsing a Thanksgiving play and she is cast as a man (I think she is Miles Standish). That was always a confusing little extra thing that I was never sure why they did. The writer or director must have had some idea about gender roles in their head.

Winger got pregnant, at least in the case of "Broadcast News". She'd have been great in that, I think. (I love Holly but her accent bugs the fuck out of me in that role. It's like she cakes it on).

[Quote] I am the band-aid baby that Dan and Beth have to save their marriage after this.

Good fucking luck with that.

What a great movie and what a shit remake the one with Beyonce was.

Beyonce was hilarious in Obsessed

Shes unrecognizable in that gif.

Looks like Glenn is having Faye Dunaway/Mommie Dearest type doubts about doing the movie now LOL

Sorry, Glennn looks like an unhinged uber hag from the get-go. It begs comprehension that Dan would be driven to a lustful frenzy to want to fuck her. That's what makes the movie such a campy delight.

No, she's not super hot, but I actually don't think she looks that bad. I think part of Dan's passion is simply opportunity. She's attractive enough (certainly not ugly), he has the clear opportunity, she's interesting, sort of seductive in the restaurant - so why the fuck not. I don't find it unbelievable at all. And, Dan's uber hunk himself. All the people cheating in the real world aren't cheating with super hot men or women

"And, Dan's no uber hunk himself."

I thought the kid was a boy too until this thread.

I'm the words "Because I don't sleep around."

But, I actually do sleep around.

I'm the acid that Glenn drops on Douglas's car.

We've had that, R271.

I'm the bandages around Alex's slashed wrists.

I wonder if she slashed her wrists with the same knife as she brought to the Gallagher house and the knife that she cut her throat with in the original ending. And, didn't she charge at Dan with a similar knife at some point in her apartment.

was she really pregnant?

Yeah, I've always wondered that. Dan did tell his fat friend that he called the doctor and the doctor said "congratulations." But, Dan really didn't seem to dig that much and Alex could have set that up. Though, there's really no proof she wasn't.

I thought she was.

I'm Alex's abandonment issues.

A lot of people went away - I'll have you know, I never did.

this movie came out when i was 10 and even then i thought he was an idiot for not using a condom. ALSO, AIDS. Hallo!!

I'm Bob; I work for the publisher of the exercise book. I was at the party at the Japanese restaurant, and I was at the meeting on Saturday morning, both times wearing a neck brace. And, both times, Dan makes a joke that my injury is sex related. At the restaurant he tells his his wife and his friends that I got injured screwing my wife, to which Beth says, "you're bad." At the office on Saturday, Dan says "now you can tell us what really happened," implying something sexual. Real original. I fucking hate Dan.

r280 I'm the joke from "Chinatown" that Jake got injured on his nose when the cop's wife closed her legs. I was much funnier and told by a better character, sorry about your luck.

Those rags on her wrists are one of the film's more false points. I once cut my thumb maybe an eighth of an inch on a mirror that fell and broke in an earthquake (that part made it all sound more exciting than it actually was), I mean barely a cut, and that sucker bled like a stuck pig for hours. No way a few wraps would stop slit wrists!

The acid mentioned above is pushing it a bit too. No witnesses in that lot with a million cars and a clerk that Dan sees? And how does one carry and then splash ACID on a car without any splashing up on oneself? What do you carry it in? A car battery and then pour? Alex had a lot of amazing ideas apparently.

r282 it wasn't a documentary, relax! People pour acid on people all the time too, how did Katie Piper's dude do it?

Glen rules this movie! I'm ashamed of my attraction to that boiled ham, Michael Dougas.

So she takes it all back regarding mental illness? Have not seen the clip about that yet. But I've known some awfully unhinged people- it rang true to me. The desperation, drama, etc.

To try and settle it, Alex Forrest had an amazing body, that kind of made up for the face.

Also....I am Glenn's cheap looking contacts in the bathtub scene.

I am Alex's soft and calm sounding voice not alluding to the character wich is the opposite of that.

I'm the fake smile on Michael Douglas's face while he watches Ann Archer at her vanity table.

I'm Beth Gallagher's lady parts, getting a bit moist as Dan kisses Beth on the back of the neck, tells her she's beautiful, and moves his hands up her legs to caress me, finger me. But, alas, Hildy and Jimmy show up and Beth and Dan can't have sex. As was said earlier, that night Dan makes a "joke" about moving to the suburbs and leaving Hildy and Jimmy behind. He's dead serious, and so is Beth (and, by extension, me). Fuck them, especially tonight for showing up early and preventing me from getting my groove on. I'm still moist.

I'm the annoying card trick that Grandpa taught dog-faced Ellen and she still can't get it right.

I'm Xenu, watching proudly as my pupil Anne Archer gives a performance worthy of a Best Supporting Actress nomination.

I am Dan's muffled rage, Beth's ignorant sympathy, and Alex's smug satisfaction.

I'm Ellen's name, Ellen. What a shitty name for a little girl in the 80s. Ellen is a 60s, maybe a 70s name. I suck.

Better than Deirdra.

I'm the NYC subway in the 80s. I'm covered in Hep C.

r279, so you were a whore at 10?

[quote] I'm Glenn Close viewed as sexy and attractive to straight men in 1980s cinema.

I'm Michael Douglas being forgiven by gay men for how [italic]A Chorus Line[/italic] turned out on screen after this got my career back on track.

I'm the OP.

I can't believe this is still running.

(Yet you ignore my attempts to start a thread on "UNfaithful" for some reason).

r296, You know people only care about women who are crazy and unhinged. All jokes aside, I just saw Unfaithful recently and it is criminally underrated.

[quote] You know people only care about women who are crazy and unhinged.

OH...yes, yes, yes, yes..yes.

You're right of course.

But when you say 'people' you mean 'gay men only care about women who are crazy and unhinged'.

They love them with with all their soul(s).

[quote]But when you say 'people' you mean 'gay men only care about women who are crazy and unhinged'. They love them with with all their soul(s).

When the media makes it difficult to find openly gay male role models, you settle for the next closest thing.

I want a sequel. Alex survived n she stalks Dan on Instagram. With the original cast.

r296 Like Unfaithful very much, but it has nowhere near the pop culture impact or legacy that Fatal Attraction has.

I didn't really know Fatal Attraction had a 'pop culture impact or legacy' when I started this thread.

I just thought it was unintentionally funny.

No, R294. I grew up in the 80s when PSA about AIDS were everywhere all the time scaring the shit out of anyone. I knew was safe sex was at, like, 8. Like millions of other kids in the world in the 80s.

How old are you, OP? (Not trying to be a douche, but just wondering).

Fatal Attraction will be turning 30 this year. The boiling bunny, light turning on and off, and Alex-turns-into-Jason-Voorhies bathtub bloodbath are all part of pop culture.

I remember back in the day, the sitcom Head of the Class had an episode dedicated to the movie, where the classmates argued about the film, some sympathizing with Alex and how she was treated by Dan.

I love that scene with Dan and Alex on the subway because it was filmed in the real NYC and all the onlookers are like WTF is that crazy bitch rabbiting on about as she follows Dan ("You need a shrink" "Don't tell me what I need!")

Glenn Close playing Alex Forrest at SNL!!

R302, Fatal Attraction struck a nerve with the American public when it came out. Married women dragged their husbands to see it, feminists were outraged by the demonizing and punishment of a strong, independent woman, while letting the philandering husband off with a slap on the wrist, returning to a forgiving wife. Lots of discussion on talk shows and in academia.

r307 It should really resonate now in this age of Jodi Arias. It was the same type of thing, we feel bad for Travis but we saw what a pyscho she was and how he pushed her. It bears repeating: don't fuck around with and string along a mentally unstable person, no amount of p/mussy is worth it.

R304 I think the recent SNL clip (Kellyanne as Alex) is a great testimony to the film's lasting cultural legacy.

I am the word "bunnyboiler". I bet most people can't even remember how I came into the lexicon.

When Anne [the woman who plays his wife] came to London to be in a play, she was on TV here saying she'd never heard the expression bunny boiler or its connection to the film until she came to England.

I'm Alex's fake heart attack.

I am Alex's Volkswagen Scirrocco. What an odd car for a 35 year old woman to drive! I am used to being driven by teen boys in California.

I'm the bullshit, time-worn excuse that spurned women use to lure back the men who have no interest in them.

"I'm Alex's fake heart attack. "

It's Dan's fake heart attack in the park, which results in Alex's story about how he dad died of a heart attack, and then her immediate "fake" explanation that she was kidding about her Dad to get back at Dan. But, he actually did die or a hear attack, which is revealed when Dan rifles through her stuff and sees the obituary.

I'm Hildy, Beth's friend, played by the actress who was also one of the waitresses in Cocktail (the first bar Cruise's character worked at).

I'm Alex's fake heart attack explanation.

I'm Alex's cat, completely overshadowed by Fat Dog.

I'm the 2017 Data Longue thread about Fatal Attraction, which, like Alex, refuses to be ignored.

I'm Anne Archer coming into work one day wearing a blonde wig.

Hildy again, also on 'Night Court' for a season as the primary female lead after they dumped the original, who woulda thunk the replacement wouldn't work either, and they dumped me as soon as that whore Markie Post became available!

Anybody was the saggy breast of Glenn Close?

He was crazy to cheat on his beautiful wife with that ugly, wrinkled baggage.

[quote]Anybody was the saggy breast of Glenn Close?

Her nipples several times, at least.

I'm the broken umbrella. Without me, this movie would have never happened!

Ahem r325, I believe I sparked the whole thing!

No! I started everything!!!!!!

Are you sure that kid is a girl??

If this movie were made today who would be good in the parts?

I am Hildy aka Ellen Foley singing a classic song with Meatloaf long before acting was an option.

I'm the only woman in her 30s named HILDY in 1987

Jazz Jennings could play the boy-girl child. Bruce Jenner could play Alex. Dan could be played by Ben Affleck. The wife could be Melissa Mcarthey. The Fat Friend could be Josh Rogan and the dog could be played by Orca.

oops I meant Catelyn Jenner ^^^

I would pay serious money to see Alex played by Caitlyn Jenner!

OMG a trans version of Fatal Attraction would be superb. In the remake Alex would be a transwoman who can't make Dan love her. Very fitting for the times.

OMG I'd love to hear Caitlyn scream "I will not be ignored?" In her freakish voice.

r336 I'd like to hear her say, "porkschopsh and appleshauce" since she insists on that Liza/Bogie thing.

I would love a trans version of Fatal Attraction, too.

An entertaining film to piss off SJWs and give a trans actor a major leading role = double victory!

In some ways, "The Crying Game" WAS the transi version of "Fatal Attraction" but with a sweeter outcome.

It's 2017, and "diversity" is the name of the game (don't get me wrong, more often than not, it's a good thing), so the trans actor playing Alex doesn't have to be white.

"Laverne Cox IS Alex Forrest in ..."

Of course, could we really NOT cast Catlyn? Maybe Laverne could be Beth - all the female lovers are played by trans. Or, randomly, Laverne could play Jimmy (the fat friend).

My name is Quincy, you bitchy queens! And I happen to have a thyroid problem and gluten sensitivity.

The hook of the trans Fatal Attraction movie would be this: Dan sleeps a guy named Alex, but then claims they could never have a relationship because he is not gay. Alex is so obsessed with Dan that he decides to 'transition' in order to affirm Dan's assertion of his own heterosexuality. And then, when Dan still rejects him, Alex commits suicide by performing his own castration and bleeding to death.

The trans obsessed bigots have ruined this thread.

....

Oh, I'm the stuffed unicorn.

I'm the one other person on the rollercoaster.

Good find, R346.

What amusement park would be open in that weather? It looked cold.

I'm Glenn Close's magnificent hair. To achieve my effect, she stuck her finger into a electric light socket.

Apparently there was a two for one sale on Ogilvie Home Perms at Gristedes and the hairstylist went nuts because Anne's hair is also quite the shambles.

Women in Adrian Lyne movies always have that frizzy hair thing. Jennifer Beals had it in FLASHDANCE...

And so did Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 WEEKS

Frizzy hair was the thing in the 80s.

The more I look at it the more I love Alex's apartment. Was/is it common to have such finished apartments, yet the common areas (staircases, hallways) are so grungy and dark.

I'm Beth's mom. I'm sort of a low key bitch.

Nice to meet you, r355, I'm Alex's dad, I'm not alive and well and living in Phoenix.

[quote]The more I look at it the more I love Alex's apartment. Was/is it common to have such finished apartments, yet the common areas (staircases, hallways) are so grungy and dark.

Yes, indeed.

It was in an old building in the still functioning meat packing district.

I'm Anne Archer, and I don't deserve my Oscar nomination.

I'm Ellen's little elementary school friend Alicia. My name is pronounced "Uh-LEES-see-ya" according to Anne Archer.

I get to utter the memorable sentence "She's gone."

I am Pauline Kael and I write about how Alex lives in Hell with fires burning in the streets.

I am also the Academy who think Anne Archer did a great job with a stock housewife role and deserved the nomination for not being banal or insufferable. Think of someone like Bess Armstrong in the role and how much we'd be rooting for Alex to kill her.

I'm Alex's brain aneurysm that would have burst the day after she got a bullet to the head.

I'm the little trans kid walking to the door saying "shit, shit, shit, shit!".

I'm the black guy who works in the law library and is sidling past as Dan tells fat friend that he got ahold of Alex' doctor and confirmed her pregnancy.

And I'm "You Can't do that on Television" which Ellen and fat dog are watching when Jane Krakowski shows up.

I'm Ellen's school which should be sued for letting Ellen go with that frizzy haired blond woman.

R265 I wonder what it would have been like if someone really attractive like, say, Sharon Stone had played her? She proved 5 years later that she could do the femme fatale roles very well. Certainly, the premise of the movie would have been more believable.

I'm the phone cord that will strangle OP's neck.

Remember it was supposed to be Barbara Hershey originally. I bet she would've been good. Glenn good, maybe not -- but we wouldn't have known that anyway.

R307 the movie was also a massive hit! It was the second highest-grossing film of 1987 and was #1 at the box office for two months.

I'm [italic]Three Men and a Baby[/italic], the film that kept them from hitting #1 at the box office for the year.

Wow, take a look at the highest-grossing films of 1987:

1. Three Men and a Baby (comedy)

2. Fatal Attraction (psychological thriller)

3. Beverly Hills Cop II (action-comedy)

4. Good Morning: Vietnam (dramedy)

5. Moonstruck (rom-com)

6. The Untouchables (gangster)

7. The Secret of My Success (comedy)

8. Stakeout (crime-comedy)

9. Lethal Weapon (buddy cop-action)

10. The Witches of Eastwick (fantasy-comedy)

Man, what a lineup! Not infested with superhero/CGI-laden popcorn flicks and 3D animated films. Nowdays, most of those films would be released via video on demand (VOD) or something.

I think that 1987 line-up is very shitty, personally. I think this film is the only one I bothered to see.

My point was that there was a variety.

various forms of shit

anyway, let's see what everyone else thinks, R373 >>>

I'm the 50th anniversary reissue of [italic]Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs[/italic], another film about codependency, jealousy, and murder, playing in the theater next door. The shock of seeing Glenn Close wielding a knife is somewhat enhanced, but for all the wrong reasons, by the faint sounds of the dwarfs singing "Heigh-Ho." I'm also the 6th season premiere of [italic]Family Ties[/italic], another Paramount production that started when Michael Eisner was still there, where Elyse Keaton says she's "fed up with Snow White; she's so passive." But seriously, can anyone argue that this constitutes a step forward?

Bette Davis should have played Alex Forrest. She was still around at the time.

I'd love to see that as a parody for sure. Too bad we've lost Jan Hooks too since she did a killer Davis impersonation. "I will NOT be ignored, Dan!"

r377 it's too bad SNL didn't do a parody with Phil Hartman as Dan and Jan as Bette. Can you imagine the elevator scene? That would've been too funny.

She would've definitely nailed the lighting-up-a-cigarette-in-a-diner scene.

I'm the male librarian lazily pushing the squeaky book cart along, as Dan come cleans with Jimmy about his affair with Alex.

I'm the date that Alex called to cancel when she was having drinks in the bar with Dan. I'm an attractive, wealthy guy, and I'm seeking a woman who's ready to make a commitment and start a family asap. That's so hard to find around here!

[quote]I'm the date that Alex called to cancel

Yeah, right -

I'm the number for the recorded weather.

I'm the Best Actress Oscar, crying, crying, CRYING because for the past twenty-nine years I've been sitting on the wrong mantelpiece in the WRONG house 😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Incidentally, do you think actors name their Oscars?

Damn right. Should have been MINE!

Yes, and Cher has named hers "The Undeserved". R384

I'm Judy Davis. If Adrian Lyne ever shows my audition footage, he'll hear from my lawyers.

Judy would've been amazing though now we would all laugh since she did a comic version in "Husbands and Wives".

Nice, r388. I love the idea of Sally in "Husbands and Wives" as a comic take on Alex.

Judy would have been fucking great in it.

I'm so glad to see my Let's Be...thread still alive after all this time.

[quote]I'm the Best Actress Oscar, crying, crying, CRYING because for the past twenty-nine years I've been sitting on the wrong mantelpiece in the WRONG house 😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭 - 😭😭 —Statuette, in Cher's tacky house

Tell me about it. I should have gone to Audrey Hepburn, but I could have gone to Sophia Loren or even Debbie Reynolds instead. But no, they put me with Julie fucking Andrews who also won a spot on Mr. Blackwell's worst dressed list two years later. And she stuck me in the closet just like that closet queen husband of hers.

I'm glad this thread is still going.

After all Fatal Attraction turns 30 next month!

How cute that you wish movies a happy birthday, R393. Do you also send them cards and presents, too?

r394, no but I'll get you two tix to Madam Butterfly!

I'm the bump. On Alex's and Dan's noses.

I'm Michael Douglas's ego, inflated to ridiculous proportions after this film's success, and convinced now that he is an actual sex symbol still. i will mistakenly convince him he can get away with a butt shot in "Basic Instinct."

I'm the portrait of a stuffy former judge.

r3 wins thread