Let us opine on the ever expanding girth of the once lovely Jeff's noggin. Has he developed a water head? He also seems to have some sort of facial paralysis on the left side. Possibly bells palsy? His magnificent titties seem to have deflated as well. Oh how the mighty tumble.
Sad indeed, he used to be so cute. Back in the day, I had many a "Jeff Corwin Experience"!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 9, 2017 7:11 AM |
Even worse, the once-adorable Kratt brothers have morphed into middle-aged tax accountants.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 9, 2017 8:51 AM |
In their prime they offered serious brother-love fantasies.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 9, 2017 8:55 AM |
Chris Kratt got me hot 'n bothered back then. Martin could've watched us..or joined in. Whatev. They weren't MY brothers.
No worries Merv R4, it wasn't just you..
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 9, 2017 10:04 AM |
Jeff was always kind of a squinty-eyed carbface.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 9, 2017 11:38 AM |
Oh the Kratt brothers! Used to spend the late '90s in my 20s watching PBS kids shows just for them!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 9, 2017 11:51 AM |
He looks American.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 9, 2017 11:52 AM |
Wow, R3, what happened to the Kratt brothers?! First Jeff Corwin, now the Kratts -- Dave Salmoni had better be careful!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 9, 2017 3:27 PM |
Speaking of Dave Salmoni, I know him from the gym. He's still looking very fine. He and his wife are expecting another child, after which he hopes to up his fitness routine. He's still very fit but I've seen him work out much harder than right now. Fun fact: he is quite hairy which you would never know based on his beefcake photos. In fact, even his back is hairy - not super hairy but hairy nonetheless. I find him even hotter like that, when he's unshaven.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 9, 2017 3:53 PM |
Thanks for sharing, R10 -- cool that you see Dave Salmoni at the gym!
Sad about Corwin and the Kratts. Jack Hanna has aged pretty well (and he's older than all of them) but I always thought he was on the Asperger spectrum.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 9, 2017 4:51 PM |
Jeff Corwin now cruises the world on "Ocean Treks," one of Litton's Weekend Adventures. He is no match for Matt Gutman ("Sea Rescue"), Tim Faulkner ("Outback Adventures") or pals Jack Steward and Colton Smith ("Rock the Park").
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 15, 2017 7:58 PM |
How's Marlin Perkins looking these days?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 15, 2017 8:08 PM |
Too many twinkles. He has carb face,
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 15, 2017 8:28 PM |
It is the curse of the animal show host. Sad fates befall them.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 15, 2017 8:43 PM |
How dare these guys not die in their 30's in order to remain forever young.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 15, 2017 8:54 PM |
Jeff Corwin has always had the worst legs I've ever seen. So spindly with pitiful calves. It's like someone fused two different bodies together or something.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 15, 2017 9:39 PM |
The Kratt Brothers recently hosted a PBS series on "Wild Alaska." It was quite good.
By the way, does anyone watch Litton's Weekend Adventures? Though aimed at children, the nature and travel shows are fun for the whole family. Two of the shows "Sea Rescue" and "Wildlife Docs" are propaganda for Sea World and Busch Gardens, respectively, but the rest are good. Plus there is plenty of eye candy to go around (Jeff Corwin, Matt Gutman, Jack Steward, Colton Smith, Tim Faulkner).
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 7, 2017 2:52 PM |
Did I miss something here??? Since when was Corwin EVER anything but average or below?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 7, 2017 3:00 PM |
[quote]He also seems to have some sort of facial paralysis on the left side.
Yeah what was up with that?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 7, 2017 4:22 PM |
r19
He was always barrel chested and weird in the upper torso. I agree he was only slightly above average.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 7, 2017 4:22 PM |
r16
Not all oldies are uggos
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 7, 2017 4:23 PM |
Agreed, r22.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 7, 2017 4:45 PM |
After 40 a man has to choose between his face and his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 7, 2017 4:52 PM |
His face looks like an ass!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 7, 2017 9:39 PM |
You learn something new every day.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 26, 2018 3:17 PM |
He's a victim of the Coral Ridge hate ministry. He even had a coral snake tattoo as I recall. Poor self-loathing thing.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 26, 2018 4:04 PM |
He got attacked by an elephant while he was with Anderson Cooper, and has never been the same.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 26, 2018 4:33 PM |
Is Jeff gay? He has stereotypical 'gay voice'. I've always assumed Jeff was gay. I enjoyed his series.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 26, 2018 4:53 PM |
His face doesn't look bad, he's just fat.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 26, 2018 6:02 PM |
He is of Hungarian and Romanian ancestry on his father's side - and they don't age well, do they?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 26, 2018 6:18 PM |
If we can do it, so can you.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 13, 2018 9:44 PM |
My weekend adventures outdo Litton's.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 7, 2018 3:08 PM |
"Golden girls and lads all must as chimney sweeps come to dust"
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 7, 2018 3:16 PM |
Just found this thread...Jeff Corwin is still hot in my book! Nothing sexier than a handsome man who has more important things to worry about than looking forever 25. Confidence always looks good; attempts to keep what you had when it's gone just looks pathetic.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 11, 2019 9:11 PM |
r28 human exceptionalism only goes so far on the ground.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 11, 2019 9:22 PM |
Marlin Perkins was a hawt grandpa.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 11, 2019 9:35 PM |
His tits are hot
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 11, 2019 9:50 PM |
Wow, aging is a bitch. Yesterday's thread about the Brady Bunch kids and the fact the guy who played Greg is 65 freaking years old! Time stops for nobody I guess.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 11, 2019 10:03 PM |