Who has the ideal ass?

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Dominic Cooper duh

I love the asses of old men with the skin flapping around

Current or past? I ask because amazing asses are fleeting. A big cock is forever, a jaw-dropping ass takes a Hell of a lot of work to maintain and the best ones are usually attached to guys who are mean to be fat but due to their hard work physically, and a Nazi dietary regime - becomes a gravity defying work of art. And this to shall pass - they never, ever last. I would vote Paul Mercurio back in the early 90's when his ass was the 8th Wonder of the World. Now......well, let's just say that it didn't last.

Wow, R4. Great addition. Meaty and beautiful.

Yeah, Paul Mercurio is a sad case. His acting career imploded, and he ended up literally working in ditches. He eventually became a cook and micro brewer and parlayed that into a cooking show. He also did a stint as host of the NZ or Aussie Strictly Come Dancing. The downside is that he got fat and the beautiful ass disappeared.

COLTON HAYNES, squeal! sigh!

Colto.

R6 - you are exactly right. Such a shame to see such a voluptuous, muscular, fuckable bubble butted stud go downhill so quickly. In reality though, most guys who were gorgeous and had gravity defying buns when younger end up getting married, having a baby, getting super fat, stop working out.... It is incredibly common - I have watched guys follow that trend my entire life. Most boys who were blessed with those huge, round buns had them in high school while playing sports and at best kept them during college years at best. Unless said stud becomes a personal trainer or Instagram wannabe model - they disappear quickly. Of course if they are one in a million and become a Hollywood actor or porn star - the butt might hold out a bit longer. Butt, as I have always said - bubbles are fleeting, so enjoy them while you can.

So glad we're finally getting around to discussing this. Threads about men's asses are a rarity on DL.

Back in the olden days Eric Lutes had luscious glutes. I wanted to spread those firm, ample cheeks, peek at that pink, and go to town on that stink.

Dominic Cooper's ass is a thing of booty..err, I mean beauty. Shorter, mesomorphic guys have the best cabooses.

Ah yes, Eric Glutes.

Apparently Dominic Cooper has quite the penis also.

It's not even a competition.

Julian Edelman - high, tight, and muscled up.

Milo V

R15 Beautiful.

Milo.

Mr Big White Booty

Rump.

Instagram model Jose Javier is about as ideal as I have ever laid eyes on. That has to be one Hell of a ride under the sheets:

More Jose:

and more:

back view:

last one..

Love this one

More views

Matt Bomer in a thong gives me such a boner.

OK, I lied. Just one more of Jose:

Oscar Isaac - a plump rump I'd love to pump.

R30 - FUCK, he sure does. I just googled it.

Lucky bike seat

Thanks for that R32. He's a hottie.

Yasss to Oscar's ass

R21 beauty. Keep posting more

Aaron O'Connell - dark, brooding good looks. He smolders. Smoking hot face and body.

R35, here you go-

Ideal.

British gymnast Louis Smith Snapchatted this today and I had a Mary moment.

Since this thread is useless without pictures, I tried to find the scene where Jacqueline Bisset peels the jeans off of Matt Lattanzi's perfect ass in 'Rich and Famous', but failed.

But I always had a thing for Little Joe.

Trying again.

You know, I prefer an arse that hasn't been the result of hours and hours of gym-training. I know it's a predominantly Yank thing - but "bubble butts" are just...well, sad. What goes up, dears, always comes down. Now, Louis Smith has an amazing arse - and at least you know he does something other than constant (endless) squats to achieve it.

You know who.

My future ex-lover and ex-boyfriend (it will be a hot passionate affair that will burn out when I finally tire of worshiping his glorious buttocks and send him packing)....Anthony Recker

A candid photo of Anthony, pre-breakup, during our connubial bliss period...

Those are great asses. But I'm faithful to Matt Damon

R45 perfect

R44, why would you tire of Recker's ass? Or would it tire you and your dick and/or tongue?

By the way, your Spanish at R45 is a bit off. To have noun and adjective agreement, it should be "Hermoso Culo de Hombre" as "culo" is masculine. Putting the "o" at the end of "hermos" corresponds to masculine. An "a" at the end corresponds to feminine.

Your dick and you.

Thank you, R48, that's what I get for not paying attention in HS Spanish and for relying on Google Translate.

And what you wrote actually makes sense to me.

Matt Bomer

I love Matthew Crawford's ass.

He does have a very nice body.

Matt Bomer. It's not too big, it's not too small. It moves. It works.

Evan Peters booty

More asses please!

chris meloni

Ballet dancers tend to have wonderful asses.

Chris Evans has a very fine ass.

Link please, R61.

the kilt coaches

Chris Evans

More Chris Evans

Thanks, R64/R65.

MELONI. Hands down.

late to the party r67?

Obviously, Meloni's melons are so incredible they bear restating.

To each his own. I never understood the attraction of Meloni. He looks like Bert of Bert and Ernie fame (see link). I like his politics though.

My personal favorite, French figure skater Brian Joubert.

Joubert is retarded FINE. He has been one of my top fantasy objects for years. Great call R71.

You can get a better appreciation how fantastic Brian Joubert's ass is in this video clip from Danse avec les stars.

boy's thick.

OP, you're just a typical DL ass, if that means anything to you.

Oh, to bury my face in Chris Evans' divine ass!

Chris Hatton

Asses to asses, funk to funky. You know we are all butt junkies...

Dominic Cooper has a super nice bubble booty.

Bumping for a favorite Brandon Flowers moment, around 6:50 (etc.)

Sidney Crosby without a doot, eh.

Jon Kortajarena posted this today:

If we're talking tight and muscular, WWE's Finn Balor does it for me:

Or, if we're talking big and beefy (but still keeping the WWE theme), then it has to be Dash Wilder:

Ryan Philippe

Anthony Recker

[quote] Anthony Recker

Who’s he?

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The answer was, is, and always will be Matt Damon. Now close the damn thread.

Seven, that has got to be some sweet stuff!

When I think "nice ass" I always think of Scott Caan. I don't know if it's still just as nice.

R93 it is super nice if a little pasty!

Thank you, r92. Misty water colored memories.