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Ed Sheeran

What would you do with this hunk of gingersnatch?

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by Anonymousreply 29January 20, 2018 7:08 PM

Ugh...those tats.

by Anonymousreply 1March 8, 2017 1:41 AM

man, you'd have to be horny as hell, and blind, and desperate. really? this is what passes as hot?

by Anonymousreply 2March 8, 2017 1:44 AM

Point and laugh?

by Anonymousreply 3March 8, 2017 1:44 AM

Put him on a diet. Yeesh, he's only in his early 20s.

by Anonymousreply 4March 8, 2017 1:45 AM

Not the slightest hint of yellow to his skin.

by Anonymousreply 5March 8, 2017 1:46 AM

Pass.

(I'd do all manner of filth with Rupert Grint, though.)

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by Anonymousreply 6March 8, 2017 1:49 AM

get your eyes checked OP, he ain't no hunk.

by Anonymousreply 7March 8, 2017 2:15 AM

I'd rather have Rick Astley.

by Anonymousreply 8March 8, 2017 2:29 AM

Harpoon him. Twice.

by Anonymousreply 9March 8, 2017 5:10 AM

I think sometimes homely people decide to just embrace their plainness.

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by Anonymousreply 10March 8, 2017 5:25 AM

Where's his lion tattoo? Last I knew, he had a large tat in the center of his solar plexis of a lion head. Ed's got tons of money. I'd hire him a personal trainer. I've seen pictures of him thinner, with his shirt off and he didn't look that bad.

by Anonymousreply 11March 8, 2017 5:27 AM

I've even got a weakness for gingers, but I wouldn't touch him for anything.

by Anonymousreply 12March 8, 2017 5:30 AM

red haireds all smell funny "down there."

by Anonymousreply 13March 8, 2017 5:30 AM

R11, I believe he spent his down time between albums sitting in the tattoo parlor (40 hrs) that's a lot of ink damage. He says he's also planning to get 30 tats on his back.

by Anonymousreply 14March 8, 2017 5:33 AM

Engaged! Y'all were too late!

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by Anonymousreply 15January 20, 2018 4:36 PM

He's repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 16January 20, 2018 4:39 PM

[quote]What would you do with this hunk of gingersnatch?

Throw it back.

by Anonymousreply 17January 20, 2018 4:52 PM

Women can keep him.

Do enjoy his music though.

by Anonymousreply 18January 20, 2018 5:01 PM

I'd get those tattoos removed along with his stank sleeve.

by Anonymousreply 19January 20, 2018 5:11 PM

I like his singing voice and do wonder what he'd look like if he slimmed down a bit and combed the snarls out of his hair.

by Anonymousreply 20January 20, 2018 5:25 PM

He suffers from terrible hair, but that comes with being a ginger

by Anonymousreply 21January 20, 2018 5:26 PM

My butt itches but I took a shower....

by Anonymousreply 22January 20, 2018 5:29 PM

Makes Anderson look positively Nubian.

by Anonymousreply 23January 20, 2018 5:50 PM

I am genuinely puzzled by this man's massive global success. How does someone who produces music so bland and innocuous become one of the biggest music stars of our time?

by Anonymousreply 24January 20, 2018 5:52 PM

R24 Same can be said about his very good friend Taylor Swift.

by Anonymousreply 25January 20, 2018 5:53 PM

I feel that way about John Mayer, R24.

by Anonymousreply 26January 20, 2018 5:54 PM

Ew no he's an oversized ginger toddler

by Anonymousreply 27January 20, 2018 6:08 PM

Barren tree, teddy bear, heart outline, lizard, eyeglasses?? As my mother would say, He has taste in his behind.

by Anonymousreply 28January 20, 2018 7:02 PM

He's a normal guy cute. Obviously he's not a hunk but so what, there's enough Instagram hoes out there.

by Anonymousreply 29January 20, 2018 7:08 PM
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