Look gays, LOGO presents "The Real Housebottoms of Fire Island!"

Well after losing RuPaul's Drag Race they need something. Might as well go a bit more softcore. Ratings might actually pick up.

I actually know one of the guys in it.

R2, How big he is ?

This is the part where you spill everything r2. Gossip is why we are here.

That one guy in the pic doesn't have a six pack. How did they let him on air? Must have been some kind of editing mistake.

Will we be having thread after thread about how awful they are when we are, in fact, jealous of them?

Justin. He's a bartender. He's actually super hot and I can't tell if he's dumb or if he's just so self-involved that he never talks to anyone. Anyway, he's gorgeous. Vague in that way that hot gays can be. I have no idea what happens on the show. I found out he was on it this morning.

Yee, and I can't wait.

R7 if he's hot why does he look so dopey on his Instagram?

So...Mark Consuelos and his Kelly Ripa are producing this, huh.

I guess it was the natural progression of things since they're frequently on the island picking up these sluts. Might as well put them to good use when they're not being used for other....services.

I will totally watch just like every other hater here will.

[quote]Will we be having thread after thread about how awful they are when we are, in fact, jealous of them?

Those gurls in danger!

When does it start?

Yeah, Justin is hardly a troll, I'd hit, but I wouldn't describe him as "really hot" at all. He is cute.

Hurricane Sandy needs to make an encore performance.

Bummer.

Cheyenne is the only one who is good looking.

The bear artist guy is the kind of dude you block on Grindr when he says hi. But I am not a bear lover, so maybe if you're into that. Still, would be hard to cast him as anything other than fat-guy-next-door

The Venezuelan guy is okay, sort of an odd face, but doable

The "eccentric" white guy's IG = Flames From Space

Not trying to be a snob, but DL's collection of IG Hos are like thousands of times hotter than these guys.

Not translating to his photos R7 or are you just a bear-lover with different standards?

r6= Robert Sepulveda. Thinking that anyone is jealous of him being a grifter and a whore with a blown out rectum.

Why does LOGO insist on showing gay versions of the same trash that turns str8s into drooling quasi-literate nitwits? Why not documentaries and made-for-TV movies about notable gay people? Why not more original scripted series?

Cheyenne is the only one truly bringing The Hawtness, for me at least.

I hope this show fulfills the unmet promise of THE A-LIST!

>>>>

Please if any of you bitches were in the same room as Justin, you'd be stammering messes. He's fine.

Uhh, I don't think I'd be a stammering mess, but he's cute.

I like Jorge and Patrick's mustache. Here's the latter with DL fave Chris Salvatore:

Bit of bush.

[quote]Please if any of you bitches were in the same room as Justin, you'd be stammering messes

MARY! We aren't all trolls who live in Mother's basement.

You can find many New York bartenders hotter than Justin.

R22 = Justin.

There's a nude bathroom selfie of the one on the left floating around from his L.A. days.

Ewww! Kill them GURLS!

Hurry before it's too late! We need lots of disinfectant and masks. Get some RID and rat poisoning while you're at it.

Mean girls on steroids and NOT in a good way either. As soon as all 6 of them opened their mouths and millions of purses fell out, any attraction went right out the door.

This is an elimination show, right? One by one they get lost in the bog near the Meat Rack, or swirl down the drain of a hot tub.

Please, make them all go away.

Miss Thing on the right in r23 post looks like Gay Hitler.

I thought it was Miss Thang.

(It's hard learning American on DL - people keep changing the rules).

BTW, he does!!

They guy on the left @ R23 - I linked this photo just last week on another thread about haircuts & I had no idea who he was - just to illustrate a point - and there he is again.

It's a small world after all.

So Kelly couldn't get her "good friend" Andy Cohen to put this on Bravo?

[quote] MARY! We aren't all trolls who live in Mother's basement. You can find many New York bartenders hotter than Justin.

Bingo. You can find many bartenders in just about any city cuter than ersatz Dave Deluise

I hate shows like this. They reinforce every stereotype about gay men, that we're a bunch of flaming femmes.

Say what you want about Queer As Folk, but at least the guys on that show represented the array of masculinity. Not just the flamers.

R34 - I love people like you who pass judgement based on a clip less than two minutes. You are more like Trump than you realize.

Now your head will REALLY explode r35!

What's with the queen with the unfortunate Richard Spencer haircut? Kitty looks like she got claws and not afraid to scratch your eyes out!

Except for Brandon, I wouldn't give the others a first look let alone a second one.

I wouldn't watch this if my life depended on it. HOWEVER, I will be reading this thread on the weekly.

[quote]I love people like you who pass judgement based on a clip less than two minutes.

Who needs more?

I went to a party at their house in August that was filmed. The place was on the beach but kind of a dump.

[quote]I wouldn't watch this if my life depended on it.

You're like the gurls over on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills threads.

"I'm done!"

"I ain't comin' back!"

Yet, as usual, they're on thread number four for this season alone. Watching every second of the show.

The horror!!

This is something we've been waiting for.

Something to be proud of.

Did Andy Cohen squirm his flat ass into this? It's produced by Kelly Rip so Andy and Anderson might have done the casting.

R42 Another fatty who's never been invited to the Pines.

R44 = Justin.

They are all so vain and vapid though. The "I work hard for this body..." nonsense is cringeworthy.

I know one of them as well. I'm sure the show will be trash, but they are mostly hot. I'd definitely hit it with all but 1 or 2 of them.

[quote]Yet, as usual, they're on thread number four for this season alone. Watching every second of the show.

Well, sorry to ruin your finger-wagging moment, but I will not be viewing this show just like I don’t watch the fucking “Housewives of (insert state here).” I live vicariously through informed and cultured people like yourself while on my lunch break.

The twitterverse certainly gave this show a warm welcome...

[quote]Well, sorry to ruin your finger-wagging moment, but I will not be viewing this show just like I don’t watch the fucking “Housewives of (insert state here).” I live vicariously through informed and cultured people like yourself while on my lunch break.

Don't take yourself so seriously - or this stuff.

Lighten up, Mary!

Yawn...hasn't this been done before with Reichen Lehmkehl and that tragic Austin Armacord? More self involved a-list wannabes/neverwillbes? Sigh...this is why I hate us.

Cheyenne is cute but very small. He smokes a lot and sounds like Lucy in her 60s.

Cheyenne wrote on his Instagram that the summer was very "challenging". Fire Island usually isn't challenging though a lot of the fat mumu cunts who post here certainly would find it difficult and lonely.

"Six bottoms bitch and catfight with each other for the attention of the only top in town."

Best comment in that Towleroad article.

Justin isn't a bottom

Is Cheyenne really a name parents choose for their kids?

You know Justin you are allowed to admit that it is you right?

"Justin is so damn hot" "Justin is a power-top" "The rainbow shines out of Justin's ass!"

You are allowed to defend yourself without pretending to be a friend...

Muscle Mary's galore. Also, you can see how they like to be appear masculine on instagram.

Hope this doesn't turn out to be a show about freepers featuring Ann Coulter as the frau like the last one of these d list shows I recall them doing.

Justin is quite clearly a bottom.

Patrick is Jeffery Self's ex. Or Jeffrey. I don't remember how he spells it.

Ugh...I hate them already.

I was in the Pines all last summer and never saw these guys until late August. They are not regulars. When I did meet them, they were all very friendly. Sorry, assholes, who think they're terrible.

[quote]I was in the Pines all last summer and never saw these guys until late August. They are not regulars. When I did meet them, they were all very friendly. Sorry, assholes, who think they're terrible.

You should’ve heard what they said about YOU after they finished. Trust me...it wasn’t good.

"Logo's Fire Island Contributes to Gay America's Moral Decline".

MARY! And written by a 'personal trainer to the stars" no less. Auditioned and didn't get an invite, dear? As vacuous and meaningless as this show will doubtless be, a personal trainer based in LA is hardly saving Darfur orphans from starvation. But don't say the 'f' word to this girl, because she'll slap you into Tuesday.

We know Kelly's a hag, but what does Mark get out of hanging around with us all the time?

This is the guy who wrote the Advocate article and called it "common".

And yet another reason for str8 people to hate us

R68, you really are sad.

[R69] Such an appropriate # for a cast mate of this piece of shit show

R6 As Freud would point out, you're speaking for yourself there. Projection, bitch.

We hate it but we're gonna watch it.

Can we kill those gurls with fire now? I mean why wait? It's like Kim Kardashian West mixed with Colby Keller times six. OK NOW I have to throw up!

Jesus, what a mess. Logo just needs to go away, quickly.

There are a lot of jealous bitches around here.

If Kelly Ripa produced, she must have had input from her two bf's, Andy and Anderson. They probably came up with some good production ideas.

[quote]If Kelly Ripa produced, she must have had input from her two bf's, Andy and Anderson.

I'm sure Andy gave her tonnes of input.

The guy in the front looks like he has pec implants.

I don't want to fuck or hang out with any of them.

There's a lot of silly hoes around here. R75 is just one of them. WAIT! Mark is that you? How's you and your gay son doin'?

What's with Patrick's gay Hitler cut in the photo upthread? Does he have it on the show? Is he a bartender now? He used to be a PA on The Talk.

His nude pic leaked when some Grindr queen in LA decided to dedicate a tumblr to aspiring gaylebrities' nudes.

At least its not a Buffy rerun!

Venezuelans are the most loathsome people on this planet so I guess that queen will be the worst of the bunch.

[quote]Please if any of you bitches were in the same room as Justin, you'd be stammering messes

Yeah..no. That behavior ended in my 20s. I don't give people the satisfaction anymore.

You just give them head R84

They were able to get a SNL parody, you know they were ecstatic about the attention.

The sun knows exactly what to highlight.

Great, More dumb whores representing gays.

Guilty pleasure to watch this.

So when are the dick pics going to leak? I have to imagine all these guys have nudes floating around on people's grindr.

Rumor has it the one with the Hitler haircut and pornstache went to rehab shortly after filming completed. I'll watch just to try to figure out which of the scenes he was methed out in.

So they're on steroids and meth...nice.

I hear the cigarette tar in his throat more than what he's saying. Those teeth must be industrial strength veneers to keep from staining.

Cheyenne is hot

"So when are the dick pics going to leak?"

As soon as we find someone who isn't collectively repulsed by them.

They're already out there. At least of one of them.

I have low self esteem. Just like watching the Prince Repulveda Show and Forest Gump I'll feel better because watching them makes me feel superior.

Honey, that's the whole POINT of these shows.

None of these guys could afford to hire Rodiney Santiago as an escort!

R99 How expensive is he?

[quote]Cheyenne is hot

Eww. I get his appeal and recognize why people consider him hot, but he does nothing for me. Doesn't mean I'm hating. He's not the type of guy that I would look at twice in a bar. And I KNOW he would feel the same about me. C'est la Vie, mother fuckas. The world still turns. And so on and so on...

Isn't Cheyenne really short?

It looks like he gets the cunty edit cut.

What is a "creative designer", Cheyenne?

It means about as much as Robert calling himself an interior designer.

You mean you don't have the latest Cheyenne in your closet?

Laughed so hard at the SNL parody. Would much rather hang at Cherry Grove than anywhere near those "men."

I can't wait to see who they hooked up with.

[quote]What is a "creative designer", Cheyenne?

Ooh, let me guess. Fluffer or meth-lab assistant?

[quote]They're already out there. At least of one of them.

So, why aren't you sharing?

Still no air date? All I can find are articles saying it airs in the Spring. It's Spring now.

LOGO isn't exactly a tightly-run ship r110, pretty much the polar opposite...

Imagine behind the scenes fights.

It's premiering April 27th

Kelly and Mark love the gays.

I wouldn't watch this shit if you paid me. Not much "diversity" if everybody is young, hot and muscular. Where are the fat Asian queens?

Do you think people want to tune in to watch a bunch of fat guys hang out at the beach in fire island?

They did cast Justin who is a "bigger guy" and doesn't have a flat stomach or a 6-pack. And ethnically it is actually a surprisingly diverse cast considering it is 6 guys, moreso than I would guess.

Don't get me wrong, I think this show is lowest common denominator trash(though purposely so), but I will defend their choices there.

Cyd Zeigler of Outsports explains the magic of Fire Island in an especially slow white bread manner. Ridiculous quote number one: "The deer kind of reflect the kind of peace that this place brings" Ridiculous quote number two: "You don't have to come out." Ridiculous quote number three: "There are no predators on Fire Island Pines."

Jason Wimberly has one redwood-sized stick up his ass. It's kind of cute, actually. "Ziss key to success as a personal trainer is DISCIPLINE" you can imagine his saying, "vee must be BETTER than the heteros in zees perilous times zo they vill love us!"

r117, if that's the same guy I'm thinking of, I read an article of his on Sheryl Swoops (the former basketball player who made a stir of coming out as a lesbian a few years back) who was now engaged to be married to a man. Anyway, he mentioned that he agreed with Swoops, and that he doesn't believe he was born gay.

This show is what being gay is ALL about.

No thanks

How is that show going to have any viewership? Who watches shit like "A-List New York" and The gay bachelor? That's a tiny venn diagram to find an overlapping area... trashy / bored / gay / low IQ / etc.. (or am I being too much of a cunt and it's supposed to be entertaining?)

R122, I imagine it's gays in rural areas who think this is what being a big city gay is like.

This housemate seems wacky.

Cheyenne seems like he's the one who will stir the pot. When he's not chain smoking.

Looks like there will be competition with The Abbey gay reality show.

That Abbey thing is not really a gay TV show.

This show stars a cast of gay guys. That show has a cast of people, a couple of whom are gay guys.

Someone in West Hollywood really doesn't like that guy.

Did anyone watch the entire season? I’m watching out of order for free on PlutoTV now.

The drama! The drugs! The douches! The dresses!

They're all probably Covid queens.

It’s hilarious when they meet up with the Eldergays and start talking about being inspired to find True Love.

These Slutty Queens pretending to be monogamous is ridiculous