Hero Fiennes-Tiffen

Sexy...

Sultry...

Chav look

Enough already with the guys who look 15. Seriously. And don't bother...he might be 20, but he looks like a kid. And that's my point.

Your point is idiotic.

If someone is 20, then it doesn't change the fact that they're 20.

Don't push YOUR issues on other people. Sounds like you're the one with the problem, R4. Maybe you should seek professional help for your "tendencies."

As for me, I'll go right ahead thinking that this TWENTY YEAR OLD is hot as fuck.

R4 is probably 60 years old.

It doesn't realize that SOME of us are actually closer in age to 20 (and therefore perfectly compatible) with a 20 year old than with a SIXTY YEAR OLD troll.

I disagree. Fiennes was WAY hotter at that age. No contest.

He's mixed race, right?

R6 I'm 23, cunt. And i KNOW you're not in your twenties.

R5 They're not MY issues, oldster. You know exactly what I'm saying, so you can stop pretending. You want to lust after some hairless guy who looks like kid, I GET it. Work on your issues, asshole.

Frankly, guys get tired of fat old creeps chasing them around. Stick with guys your own age (Fifties, I'm guessing).

Hot? Fairly handsome but that's about it. Let's not get carried away.

He's gorgeous, OP. A little young for my taste, but gorgeous, nonetheless. Imagine what he'll look like at 30!

Gosh, I'd love to be 20 again, just for a week. Weren't we all fucking gorgeous in our 20s?

major fail

Average White Chav.

Another talentless celebuspawn being foisted off on us by their publicist?

Color me surprised.

Oh dear GOD.

Kill it.

Kill it with FIRE.

Where have all the good men gone And where are all the gods? Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn And I dream of what I need

I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life! Larger than life

Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There's someone reaching back for me Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet

I need a hero

Come on, OP, young Ralph was ten times hotter than Hero.

Is he gay or a homophobe like his uncle?

Forget the bickering over whether he's too young.

He's too UGLY!

R19, what gave you the idea the Ralph is a homophobe?

You're all a bunch of venomous, hateful ugly cunts!!!!

Ralph at 54 is hotter than his nephew at 20.

Very ordinary.

Ralf was 50 times hotter. When I first saw him playing Lawrence of Arabia in the BBC play (his first big part), his sexuality scorched the screen. All you could think of was "Who IS this unknown actor?!!!"

Ralph is rumored to be a huge sex addict. I wonder how many men he's been with. Judging by the stories of male sex addicts some of them seem to try men a few times as well.

[quote]Weren't we all fucking gorgeous in our 20s?

No.

Interesting eyes. I see a nose job in his future.

He has a striking look -- especially the eyes -- but I think Ralph and Joseph are far more attractive.

The nephew troll has his moment in the sun finally

He almost looks black. Fkin sexy.

[quote] [R6] I'm 23, cunt. And i KNOW you're not in your twenties.

If you're 23, and you think the guy at OP looks "young for 20," then you must look like a really fucking old and wasted 23 y/o in comparison. Just sayin'.

Joseph was far more beautiful than Ralph. Too bad about the hairline.

I see no resemblance to his acting uncles at all.

But maybe he has some acting talent. He played Voldemort/ Tom Riddle as a child in one of the later Harry Potter movies. (The same character the very attractive and out gay actor Christian Coulson memorably played as a teenager in Harry Potter 2.)

He should star in a re-make of "My Beautiful Laundrette," in the Daniel Day-Lewis role.

That would be awesome!

He's an average looking kid whose family paid a professional photographer to make him appear less ordinary.

Yuk. You can have him.

He looks sinister, but in a good way, which made him a good fit for young Voldemort.

So vacant now counts as hot.

Needs a better wig

Another vote for Ralph being way hotter, with Joseph a close second.

What a ridiculous name to give a child.

R35 is spot-on.

And if Ralph did not have what it take to sustain an A-List - or even B-List career, this kid is not going anywhere.

Regarding the brothers, I do recall reading both Fiennes men were pillow-biting bottoms, but I don't think that's the case.

Could use some body hair. He looks like he's undergoing chemo.

R9 is 57, but everyone swears she looks 23

Is he auditioning for Joan of Arc?

I don't know how far his family connections got him, especially since he's only had something like 3 acting gigs total, in his 10+ years in acting.

his tits are strange

I think he looks a bit like Joseph, nothing like Ralph.

Which brother is a homophobe, R19?

His tits are beautiful, R47.

I would suckle on them all day long.

Those are FTM tits

......

[quote]Damn, this 20 year old is HOT!

You're fucking HIGH.

I say, what shall we have for tiffin, Ashok?

Memsahib, may I humbly suggest the succulent nipples of Hero Fiennes-Tiffen?

What do you call that kind of chest? Deflated?

Hero's siblings are named Titan and Mercy. No shit, darlings.

Wtf kind of name is Hero? He’s very average looking, and his pecs are misshapen.

I see repaired upper and lower harelip. No? Looks like it was pretty severe and they did a great job.

Same beat, alkie face as unc

Has he presented hole for his uncle Ralph's good friend Andy Cohen?

The tits of a trans WOC

[quote]His wiki says he bears a resemblance to his "famous uncle," but I say no way. Hero is WAY more attractive.

Perhaps the wiki is referring to his uncle Joseph, not Ralph?

He does look like he's had a double mastectomy.

Time to smack you parents for naming you Hero and change it something normal.

Just my type.

I love chav-looking guys.

Yikes!

I need a HERO!

Brown bag it and go about your business

We don't need another Hero.

Just a guess, but the name Hero may be from Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing.

The tiny, somewhat cockeyed nips and flat pectorals seem to run in the family. Beyond that I don't see much semblance between either of the actor brothers or their nephew, though Hero did do a good job as young Voldemort.

Broseph

He got a job.

He looks hotter without hair.

Average in the face whereas his uncles had beautiful faces in their youth.

Shakespeare's Hero was female, not that it matters.

Young Ralph

To state the obvious, young Ralph was classically handsome whereas Hero is something a nubile androgyne. It depends what you prefer.

*something of a

He looks like a trick.

r75 That looks like Eddie Redmayne.

Kid looks like he's been punched in the face one too many times.

Okay, none of them are really that cute, to be honest.

[quote]Kid looks like he's been punched in the face one too many times.

Yeah. By his DNA.

He’s not hot but has that strange Avant-garde model look. His acting is what’s horrible. He’s another Lily Rose Depp average looking with a famous last name that gets them modeling and acting gigs.

That is truly one of the most tragic cases of tinynips ever to grace DataLounge.