How many Price Waterhouse employees and Kodak Theater stagehands do you suppose Faye Dunaway is having killed tomorrow?

Faye is a toothless old burn victim. She looks monstrous but hasn't the energy. She goes back to bed tomorrow. With a bottle. Like every other Monday.

The worst part is that Faye probably didn't attend any of the post-show parties, because of the humiliation. And she spent so much time picking out here dress.

She's over the moon. She's getting more exposure and publicity than she's had in 15 years.

Faye looked great. The screw up wasn't her fault. It's terrible this happened when she was on stage.

Sick of this incompetent bitch. First she trashes the only thing in 40 years she's done anyone really gives a shit about, then she fucks up one of the biggest nights in Hollywood.

Someone has to create a meme of Faye as Joan screaming NO WIRE HANGERS but change the text to LA LA LAND

That would be awesome. I don't have the app

It was impetuous of her to grab the card from the envelope and blurt out "La La Land" without seeing that she was making a mistake. I suppose she thought they were in a big hurry, though. Still, Warren Beatty could apparently see it was wrong. I guess his mistake was showing it to Faye instead of turning the other way to get assistance.

The Dolby Theatre, OP.

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She would look so much better without the oversized choppers.

It was a bad night for Done Fadeaway. By the time she and doddering old Warren Beatty were introduced, the show was already 40 minutes over schedule. Any planned opening montage from Bonnie and Clyde was cut and the old folks were just hustled out onto the stage.

Where they hit an iceberg and sank.

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Sadly Faye was not gorgeous last night. She had a nice wig and dress though. Her face has looked worse, but she is very distorted looking. She would be the most gorgeous elder beauty if she had stopped with the disfiguring procedures 15 years ago. Here she is in 2000, still beautiful at 59 with ONE facelift and the eyelid surgery she had done after Barfly. Like Fonda and others, she should have stopped there.

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the way she curls her upper lip its very obvious that she has false teeth.

Coca Cola must have been sponsoring. If PepsiCo was, there's no way Joan would've fucked up at the rodeo.

Don't fuck with me fellas!

Warren still looked ok, twenty years ago. Time flies.

Faye looks like Lauren Hutton at R14. The eye work they get, the procedure that slices and trims the upper lid, always results in a reptile effect. The worst examples of this are Robert Redford, Cindy Crawford, Lee Radziwell and Kristen Scott Thomas.

Exhibit 1

Exhibit 2

and 3

Don't let them tuck your lids, kids.

I weep for her. The only actress who could have botched it even worse is G.

Beatty looks absolutely terrified in r15's pic.

You'd be terrified too if you had to pretend that woman was once your Bonnie, Miss Dunaway. Time is a thief but Faye left the doors unlocked.

The late great Bette Davis on working with Faye Dunaway.

Did anyone notice that Faye's earrings looked like tiny wire hangers?

I thought Faye looked beautiful

I hated what she wore on the red carpet -- clashed with her hair. But when she came out in the white ensemble with those earrings, she looked like a vision. Though Faye needs to do something about her teeth and lips, looks unnatural thus distracting...

Faye ain't got no time for that shit....She's got a MAN waitin' on her!

Faye doesn't suffer fools. Watch out!