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John Smith from "Laramie" and his legendary VPL

Astounding!

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by Anonymousreply 45December 29, 2020 10:48 PM

Yowzah!

by Anonymousreply 1February 21, 2017 10:22 PM

Love it. He's totally showing it off, and knows when the light hits his bulge.

by Anonymousreply 2February 21, 2017 10:27 PM

We can still take a look down at the Old Cock Road..I mean Creek, CREEK Road, dammit. That's what I said, Creek Road, yep down by the Creek, they can't have peen gone long. I mean BEEN gone long...long...I wonder who long it is. ..since they peen gone. BEEN gone, been gone.

by Anonymousreply 3February 21, 2017 10:41 PM

FAKE NEWS!

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by Anonymousreply 4February 21, 2017 10:49 PM

My gawd!

by Anonymousreply 5February 21, 2017 11:05 PM

John had to have been sporting at least a semi there. It looks too stiff to be flaccid. I watch Laramie everyday on cable and there hasn't been an episode where he DIDN'T have VPL. I'm guesstimating that he was at least 8 1/2 when fully erect.

by Anonymousreply 6February 21, 2017 11:07 PM

He was a handsome man. Had subsidiary roles in The High and the Mighty and Friendly Persuasion.

by Anonymousreply 7February 21, 2017 11:13 PM

Lloyd's teeny peenie pales in comparison.

by Anonymousreply 8February 21, 2017 11:14 PM

Played a Quaker in Friendly Persuasion and has a rather hot sweaty shirtless wrestling scene in the film. They don't make 'em like that anymore.

by Anonymousreply 9February 21, 2017 11:21 PM

He always dressed left.

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by Anonymousreply 10February 21, 2017 11:22 PM

I think I'll watch Laramie tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 11February 21, 2017 11:22 PM

The poor dong, having been vilified so over the last few decades.

by Anonymousreply 12February 21, 2017 11:23 PM

Between John's constant cock print and Robert Fuller's bubble butt, 'Laramie' is like western porn.

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by Anonymousreply 13February 21, 2017 11:27 PM

Je ne give a shit pas about ass.

by Anonymousreply 14February 21, 2017 11:28 PM

Cock!

by Anonymousreply 15February 21, 2017 11:38 PM

Loved that show. Cock n ass show.

by Anonymousreply 16February 21, 2017 11:56 PM

Those old Westerns brought out the best in men. And the tight clothes they had to wear.

by Anonymousreply 17February 21, 2017 11:57 PM

When I first saw"Zack" from vintage Sean Cody, he reminded me of John Smith. That tall. blond hung look. Zack remains my favorite amateur fornicator.

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by Anonymousreply 18February 22, 2017 5:37 AM

That's not VPL.

That's Camel Toe!

by Anonymousreply 19February 22, 2017 5:51 AM

Camel toe my ass! You can clearly see the man's cock snaking down his left thigh, straining against those tight pants.

by Anonymousreply 20February 22, 2017 10:27 AM

I need that inside me NOW!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!! I'll even take the tip! Just the tip!

by Anonymousreply 21February 22, 2017 11:19 PM

Fuck ME that's big.

by Anonymousreply 22March 3, 2017 2:35 AM

Good lord!

by Anonymousreply 23March 11, 2017 8:29 PM

Oh please, that's not THAT big! Probably about 4 inches flaccid and 8 inches hard. Pretty a little larger than average, that's all. Nothing to see here.

by Anonymousreply 24March 11, 2017 8:45 PM

R24 is a whore who takes nothing smaller than 10 inches.

by Anonymousreply 25March 11, 2017 9:13 PM

"Laramie" was another one of those Westerns with homoerotic themes that produced an entire generation of gays. Thank you Hollywood for giving us John Smith, Robert Fuller, Robert Conrad, Chuck Conners and so many more other hot men who never seemed to have any women around but showed off a lot of tasty-looking penis.

by Anonymousreply 26March 18, 2017 7:49 PM

In case you hadn't noticed other cast members pointed it out:

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by Anonymousreply 27March 18, 2017 9:36 PM

Of course the director noticed this VPL.

by Anonymousreply 28March 18, 2017 11:27 PM

Glad he decided to linger on it too.

by Anonymousreply 29March 18, 2017 11:39 PM

He looks good and musky in OP's clip.

by Anonymousreply 30March 19, 2017 12:19 AM

R27, that is horrible Photoshop! Lol

by Anonymousreply 31March 19, 2017 4:20 AM

That's no photoshop. She just happened to be holding her finger in an awkward position when the picture was shot.

by Anonymousreply 32March 19, 2017 7:35 AM

How did that get past the censors? They had the Seal Of Good Practice code emblem on all those old tv shows.

by Anonymousreply 33March 19, 2017 8:10 AM

Were cockrings around back then? Because it seems he often wore one with as many times as he sported the VPL.

by Anonymousreply 34March 19, 2017 9:02 AM

Bump!

by Anonymousreply 35March 20, 2017 12:33 AM

Given his look, I am surprised he never ended up in a loincloth playing "Tarzan".

by Anonymousreply 36March 22, 2017 10:20 PM

^^Me too

by Anonymousreply 37March 24, 2017 12:15 AM

Bump!

by Anonymousreply 38April 11, 2017 7:38 AM

BUMP

by Anonymousreply 39July 18, 2018 12:33 AM

The OP's video displays a classic example of stud swagger. The way he walks toward the camera with his thighs spread as wide as possible in order for his basket to be at full view is primo.

by Anonymousreply 40July 18, 2018 12:50 AM

There's no way Smth and Fuler weren't fucking.

by Anonymousreply 41July 18, 2018 11:14 AM

I agree R40 and R41.

by Anonymousreply 42October 1, 2018 11:16 PM

He’s clearly walking with his legs wide because of his hard-on.

by Anonymousreply 43October 1, 2018 11:16 PM

I agree with #41. In so many scenes the eye contact said it all. If they weren't fucking the director had them "act" like Slim and Jess were. Would have loved to have watched them before joining in!

by Anonymousreply 44June 19, 2019 3:48 PM

He was married to Luana Patten for about 4 years. She was married to 2 other guys for 3 years each: Jerry D Mays (m 1970-73) and Ronny Huntley (m. 1954-59) Methinks Luana was a busy beard.

by Anonymousreply 45December 29, 2020 10:48 PM
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