Donald is a stress eater and seems to be packing on the pounds at an alarming rate since he took office. Next to the fit Trudeau, he looks to be approaching morbidly obese territory. I wonder if he regrets not having Chris Christie around, he would have appeared a bit slimmer in comparison.
The Fattening: Thread to track Trump's widening girth
by Anonymous | reply 600 | June 9, 2018 5:24 AM |
Did I read somewhere that he weighed over 300 pounds?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 14, 2017 12:37 PM |
BIG AS A HOUSE!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 14, 2017 12:42 PM |
Supposedly having lunch with Chris today...
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 14, 2017 12:44 PM |
^a big lunch, a very big lunch
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 14, 2017 12:47 PM |
R4 It looks like he already ate Chris Christie for lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 14, 2017 12:48 PM |
Maybe his plan is to get so fat they will need a forklift to remove him from the white house. He looks to have put on at least 40 pounds in the last 2-3 months.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 14, 2017 12:53 PM |
He'll be in Gilbert Grape's mama territory before long. Keep bringing in the KFC and taco bowls people. He'll die upstairs and they'll have to burn the White House down to cover up the embarrassment.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 14, 2017 1:08 PM |
Fat or no, you know you desperate queens would drop to your knees in a heartbeat to service that presidential man-meat.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 14, 2017 1:10 PM |
Um, no. Desperation has it's limits, R9. Most of us would rather be alone.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 14, 2017 1:12 PM |
Enough with the fat shaming, please.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 14, 2017 1:12 PM |
'its'
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 14, 2017 1:13 PM |
CNN's Jim Acosta looks like he's been comfort eating as well, understandably.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 14, 2017 1:13 PM |
very unhealthy and why he's probably angry and impotent all the time
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 14, 2017 1:15 PM |
Are there more photos of that soldier?
(preferably nude)
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 14, 2017 1:19 PM |
I hope Fattie Trump has a heart attack soon.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 14, 2017 1:36 PM |
Can you imagine being his doctor? He's so unstable, emotionally, and has irregular eating and sleeping habits. I do wonder what meds he's on. The sniffing during the debates was definitely something. He's not doing it anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 14, 2017 1:43 PM |
I hope his doctor has the good sense to ask to be paid up front.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 14, 2017 1:50 PM |
Trump: You know he gets grumpy when hungry.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 14, 2017 2:03 PM |
I love how this is the 21st century idea of "alpha leader". Usually by people who are just as obese as he is.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 14, 2017 2:06 PM |
President FATASS
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 14, 2017 2:08 PM |
"Great John": "The only toilet in the world for big people.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 14, 2017 2:08 PM |
R18, I'd demand a retainer with his record of 'payment'
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 14, 2017 2:09 PM |
Not a shock, he eats junk
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 14, 2017 2:09 PM |
R21 You're the winner of this thread! That is funny😂😂😂
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 14, 2017 2:11 PM |
Trump's personal necktie designer with new Fall 2017 model.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 14, 2017 2:12 PM |
R10 - I'm impressed - someone on here that deals in reality.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 14, 2017 2:13 PM |
Tweet that image r21. He'll love it
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 14, 2017 2:13 PM |
He looks worse than Chevy Chase and Ethel Kennedy combined.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 14, 2017 2:14 PM |
He's giving Grover Cleveland and Taft a run for 'fattest.' Weren't they both angry impotent, as well?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 14, 2017 2:16 PM |
R28, the hold is tenuous; much like Trump's small handed grip on Putin's dick
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 14, 2017 2:19 PM |
R23, that's a great fit, but can he still reach?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 14, 2017 2:40 PM |
His hair is also starting to look like Kim Jong-il
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 14, 2017 2:57 PM |
Trudeau is such an arrogant airhead.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 14, 2017 3:06 PM |
Finally, a Trump thread I can enjoy! He's a fuck lardo. The close up on his shirt with Trudeau in the OO, that button is STRAINING. Those custom made suits can't hide it, he absolutely is in Taft territory. May he end the same way.
R9, I would rather have sex with a woman, and I have never romantically touched one.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 14, 2017 3:13 PM |
R36 Women like to have sex with REAL men so I doubt that option is even open.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 14, 2017 3:14 PM |
R21-spit out diet coke on keyboard
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 14, 2017 3:16 PM |
Of course, Trump can still reach, r33! With 'outside assistance.'
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 14, 2017 3:16 PM |
The obesity, high blood pressure, poor eating habits, and erratic sleep and the pressure of the job are going to him in.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 14, 2017 3:28 PM |
The noose around his neck should do him in. Traitor
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 14, 2017 3:32 PM |
But with his fat tub of guts, the drop might rip his head off.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 14, 2017 3:34 PM |
WOW, that's a really ugly photo for someone that I have zero expectation to ever look decent.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 14, 2017 3:39 PM |
Trump's custom-designed Bidet in the WH. For that 'extra special clean.'
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 14, 2017 4:20 PM |
Does obesity cause orange skin pigment ?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 14, 2017 4:23 PM |
Sitting in a vat of Cheeto coloring does, r45.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 14, 2017 4:33 PM |
OP, I couldn't love this thread title anymore than I do. Bless
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 14, 2017 4:39 PM |
This I should the same Donald Trump that read that beauty queen the bitters for gaining a few pounds? He looks like a zeppelin!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 14, 2017 4:49 PM |
R21 What the hell is that?!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 14, 2017 4:49 PM |
Sorry, THIS IS THE SAME...
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 14, 2017 4:50 PM |
He's so wide maybe he's wearing a couple of bullet proof vests?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 14, 2017 4:53 PM |
On his fat ass too?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 14, 2017 4:58 PM |
He going to bring back Chris Chistie so that next to him he looks like a Darfur Orphan.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 14, 2017 4:58 PM |
Everyone remembers Taft as this big fatso, but he wasn't much bigger than Trump. Plus Taft actually lost the weight with a strict diet. I don't think Trump has the discipline to lose the weight.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 14, 2017 5:14 PM |
Within a year we can expect to see BLOTUS confined to sitting in the Oval Office wearing a Homer Simpson style fat caftan. I can't believe this lard-arse imbecile has the nerve to comment and rate anyone else for their appearance, given.The amount of blubber he carries on his pear-shaped body. He's aware of his obesity but thinks the suits, ties, and ridiculous stooping will hide it from the public. It's why he stands back from the Mic and leans forward over his guy.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 14, 2017 5:18 PM |
Melania stays away because she can't handle the motion sickness.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 14, 2017 5:21 PM |
Over his gut, I mean. Ahem, autocorrect. Haha!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 14, 2017 5:23 PM |
R51, I'm betting he's not wearing a bulletproof vest at all. He's gained a bunch of weight very quickly and they don't stretch a lot. He probably doesn't fit in whatever vest he had during the campaign any more. I've seen pictures of him recently with his jacket wide open, as if he can't close it at all. How are his pants closing if he's not getting bigger suits?
Has anybody opened OP's image? Look at the hair closely. It looks like it's full of squared mesh. Can that somehow be a sign of poor image quality, or is that some weird kind of hair extensions or toupee on mesh?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 14, 2017 5:28 PM |
What's going on with his shirt here? It looks like there's some type of white waistband sewn into the shirt.
Or is that the white inside lining of his pants waistband, rolled down because of his stomach?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 14, 2017 5:32 PM |
Have you noticed many Trump news stories are illustrated with images that are from weeks or months ago? I just realized it when I was looking for pictures under "Trump February 2017" and I was getting pictures from the campaign or inauguration illustrating recent event stories.
Is he hiding from the press? The only recent picture I could find was a Fox affiliate story illustration. This story is dated "nine hours ago" but I bet the picture isn't.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 14, 2017 5:41 PM |
[quote]I'm betting he's not wearing a bulletproof vest at all. He's gained a bunch of weight very quickly and they don't stretch a lot.
But maybe they could add like a pregnancy panel.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 14, 2017 5:48 PM |
Wow, I just saw THIS as a photo of:
Wikipedia Then-President-elect Trump and his wife, Melania, arriving at Joint Base Andrews in Washington, D.C. for the inauguration." Look at that photoshop! He has a waist!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 14, 2017 5:49 PM |
Here's Trump at the inauguration. Apparently he gained about 70 pounds in a day.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 14, 2017 5:50 PM |
Mar a lardass.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 14, 2017 5:54 PM |
He really does eat nothing but fast food. He thinks they're are "cleaner" due to the fact that they're corporations. Fool.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 14, 2017 6:04 PM |
[quote]Within a year we can expect to see BLOTUS confined to sitting in the Oval Office wearing a Homer Simpson style fat caftan. I can't believe this lard-arse imbecile has the nerve to comment and rate anyone else for their appearance, given.The amount of blubber he carries on his pear-shaped body. He's aware of his obesity but thinks the suits, ties, and ridiculous stooping will hide it from the public. It's why he stands back from the Mic and leans forward over his guy.
That's what irritates me about Trump and rating other people's apperances. He's not in good physical shape. I have an aunt who has always been overweight and she has always had the nerve to comment on other people's appearances and body types.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 14, 2017 6:11 PM |
I can't wait until he dies, preferably on the toilet in mid liquid shit.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 14, 2017 6:14 PM |
I don't want him to die. I want him to suffer the public humiliation of his personality and looks well into old age. I want him to go to bed at night knowing he is a joke, a failure and a hated humanbeing.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 14, 2017 6:18 PM |
R68, I have a relative like that too, she's spent most of her adult life 50-150 pounds overweight and she always refers to people by their weight and attractiveness. To her, ugly or fat people are automatically bad.
She has NPD just like Trump. That's why he does it too.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 14, 2017 6:20 PM |
I don't want him to die in office either. R70 I want him escorted out of the White House in handcuffs in ultimate humiliation.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 14, 2017 6:21 PM |
Hey Stella!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 14, 2017 6:23 PM |
He is disgusting, both inside and out. If you take a look at him, he's a slob. How did he even get on television?
If I were running America, I'd fire Trump. I'd look him right in that fat, ugly face of his and say, 'Donald, you're fired.'
We're all a little chubby but Trump's just worse than most of us. But it's not the chubbiness - Donald is a very unattractive person, both inside and out.
He's a fat slob, an animal. I think he's got something wrong with him. I think he's cracking up. He's basically an untalented person who s a bully. His intelligence is less than average, in my opinion.
Can you imagine the parents of Melania...when she said, "Mom, Dad, I just fell in love with a big fat pig named Donald? Can you imagine the expression on their face?
Trump got mentally beaten up by me because he's a mental midget, a low-life. I think he's got a death wish
Trump's a person who's very lucky to have his wife. And he better be careful or I'll send one of my friends over to pick up his wife. Why would she stay with Trump if she had another choice?
Trump has the face of a dog! how much would it take for you to make out with Donald Trump? One trillion, at least!
If Donald Trump can't satisfy his wife, what makes him think he can satisfy America?
He doesn't have the look, he doesn't have the stamina to cope with the job
by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 14, 2017 6:26 PM |
[quote]I don't want him to die in office either. [R70] I want him escorted out of the White House in handcuffs in ultimate humiliation.
I want that to happen to him or he suffers a stroke that leaves him in a wheelchair and with slurred speech.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 14, 2017 6:30 PM |
He wears his ties extra long to help campflage his stomach. If he wore a regular length tie it would end above his belt and you'd see his fat stomach blimping out
by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 14, 2017 6:30 PM |
campflage
Sorry
by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 14, 2017 6:31 PM |
I want him to be the most disgraced president in history, a laff-riot for the ages
by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 14, 2017 6:31 PM |
There's a lot of issues with cleaning at his size-I hope Melania doesn't have to wipe him- no wonder she hides in NY! 😫
by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 14, 2017 6:32 PM |
I'm going after Donald in a long, slow story arc.
But I'm waiting to push Jared into a sudden, swift fall
by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 14, 2017 6:35 PM |
Melania is gold digging ex hooker. She better hope that Barron doesn't end up a fatass as an adult.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 14, 2017 6:37 PM |
I want him to suffer too. Today on Morning Joe they actually said we might soon be ready to talk "impeachment" if Trump knew about the deals Flynn may have been talking about with the Russians. They were giving him hell - and his sycophants Flynn and Miller, and I think Bannon.
He also apparently freaked out again over SNL, according to the "insider" who tweets:
Rogue POTUS Staffer @RoguePOTUStaff Feb 12 POTUS so angry right now after watching SNL you can see he has blood coming outta his wherever😡. #SNL
by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 14, 2017 6:38 PM |
[quote]But I'm waiting to push Jared into a sudden, swift fall
Does Jared do any horseback riding? If so, maybe he will end up a ventilator dependent quadriplegic like Christopher Reeve.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 14, 2017 6:40 PM |
It would be fitting if Trump had a heart attack while watching SNL. Or, let's say Trump is still in office when Emmy time rolls around. SNL will probably win for outstanding variety sketch series and Trump gets pissed and has a heart attack.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 14, 2017 6:42 PM |
[quote]BLOTUS
I am dying.
Linked is King sized Homer, shopping for his caftan
by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 14, 2017 6:46 PM |
Somewhere in the endless Trump threads, probably six months or so ago, the subject of his appearance was being discussed and my mind flashed on a photo from the original Star Trek tv series wherein Melvin Belli was playing the part of some mean, fat, lard-ass alien being who was tricking little children to do his bidding. Still so appropriate, maybe even moreso with the ongoing waste/waist line expansion.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 14, 2017 6:54 PM |
he sucked the life out of Kellyann!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 14, 2017 7:01 PM |
that's Kellyann with an EEEEEEEEEE!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 14, 2017 7:02 PM |
The Trump voters I know are also obese.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 14, 2017 7:50 PM |
from birther to girther
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 14, 2017 7:55 PM |
'Blotus' deserves a meme, and R21 deserves an Emmy, if they gave them out for social media nuggets
by Anonymous | reply 91 | February 14, 2017 8:01 PM |
is that pink slime, R21? An artist installation? wtf?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 14, 2017 8:08 PM |
Why do DL sisters hate on Trump?
He is very sister-friendly.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | February 14, 2017 8:13 PM |
[quote]The Trump voters I know are also obese.
Yeah, I know some obese Trump voters. One of them is a firefighter/EMT who was friends with my deceased brother. I thought he was an ok guy years ago, but on Facebook and twitter I've seen that he's a homophobic asshole. Back in December, he posted about how two rookie firefighters on his crew fat shamed him and how he was filing a complaint with the city HR. I didn't feel sorry for him at all because prior to that he kept saying on FB that Hillary supporters were cry babies who needed their safe spaces. In my opinion, he had it coming and if other firefighters give him shit he deserves it.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | February 14, 2017 8:15 PM |
When you're old, and fat.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | February 14, 2017 8:22 PM |
A firefighter who can't make it up a ladder and a President who waddles around in his bathrobe. The signs of decline are everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | February 14, 2017 8:24 PM |
There are a lot of overweight or obese firefighters these days.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | February 14, 2017 8:41 PM |
not on my calendars there aren't
by Anonymous | reply 98 | February 14, 2017 8:42 PM |
Many Trump-adoring cops are also fat as fuck. Compare them to the French and German forces we see after terrorist attacks.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | February 14, 2017 8:48 PM |
Those de-funded researchers over at NOAA should switch fields and start a study on the correlation between a fat head and a fat ass.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | February 14, 2017 8:54 PM |
The bulge on his belly looks like his spanx rolled up. The fat has to fall out somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | February 14, 2017 8:57 PM |
[quote]not on my calendars there aren't
The fatass firefighters are always rejected for the calendars.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | February 14, 2017 9:22 PM |
NO!!!!!! You're kidding, R104. My stars!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | February 14, 2017 9:23 PM |
Many Trump supporters are as FAT as he is.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | February 14, 2017 9:29 PM |
At least President Taft made it a life long effort to lose weight. He admitted he struggled but he never gave up. Here is his story:
by Anonymous | reply 107 | February 14, 2017 10:17 PM |
His neck wattle! He looks like a turkey no one wants to eat. FAT!
by Anonymous | reply 108 | February 14, 2017 10:37 PM |
I want a hat that says "Make America Thin Again".
by Anonymous | reply 109 | February 14, 2017 10:39 PM |
[quote]Can you imagine the parents of Melania...when she said, "Mom, Dad, I just fell in love with a big fat pig named Donald? Can you imagine the expression on their face?
Melania's parents have probably always known that their gold digging whore. They probably didn't care that she was fucking a fat pig like Donald. He was rich and that's what they cared about.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | February 14, 2017 10:48 PM |
To be fair, R111, Trump was no where as large as he was now in 2005 when they were married (pic from the infamous "Grab them by the pussy" tape, which was filmed months after he married Melania).
by Anonymous | reply 112 | February 14, 2017 10:50 PM |
[quote] Can you imagine the parents of Melania...when she said, "Mom, Dad, I just fell in love with a big fat pig named Donald? Can you imagine the expression on their face?
Trump said this about Rosie O'Donnell and her ex-wife. "Can you imagine the parents of Kelli when she said, 'Mom, Dad, I just fell in love with a big fat pig named Rosie'? Can you imagine the expression on their face?"
The phrase was just adapted to describe Trump instead of Rosie, thus Kelli became "Melania" and "Rosie" became "Donald."
Because Donald is fatter than Rosie, and he deserves all the insults he's made about other fat people right back in his own face.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | February 14, 2017 10:57 PM |
Guarantee he wears a girdle or spanx or something
by Anonymous | reply 116 | February 14, 2017 11:02 PM |
Has Trump ever employed a personal trainer at any time in his life?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | February 14, 2017 11:02 PM |
R113, you made me embarrass myself on the bus from laughter.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | February 14, 2017 11:04 PM |
Well, 45 has something in common with his Scottish relative.. They're both FAT BASTARDS!
by Anonymous | reply 119 | February 14, 2017 11:11 PM |
Looking @R23, I can't help but wonder if those two proudly showed friends and family their latest modeling gig.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | February 15, 2017 1:10 AM |
he needs another taco salad - or three hundred !
by Anonymous | reply 121 | February 15, 2017 1:22 AM |
Until both of these grotesque hogs drop dead, I will not be pleased:
by Anonymous | reply 122 | February 15, 2017 1:24 AM |
[R90] for the win!
by Anonymous | reply 123 | February 15, 2017 1:26 AM |
Hmmm . . ., let's see:
1. 70 years old 2. Terrible junk food diet 3. Doesn't exercise 4. Obese and gaining 5. Rumored to be on amphetamines 6. Has never released his health records, so you know he must have health issues 7. Extremely high stress job
by Anonymous | reply 124 | February 15, 2017 1:51 AM |
Sorry. Here's a more readable version.
Hmmm . . ., let's see:
1. 70 years old
2. Terrible junk food diet
3. Doesn't exercise
4. Obese and gaining
5. Rumored to be on amphetamines
6. Has never released his health records, so you know he must have health issues
7. Extremely high stress job
by Anonymous | reply 125 | February 15, 2017 1:53 AM |
I hope he dies, R125.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | February 15, 2017 1:56 AM |
Alec Baldwin should wear some kind of fat suit when he impersonates Trump on SNL.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | February 15, 2017 1:57 AM |
R123 no bitch, R21 won this thread long ago!
by Anonymous | reply 128 | February 15, 2017 2:07 AM |
[R70] = Inigo Montoya. I Salute You! (Honestly, I do!)
by Anonymous | reply 129 | February 15, 2017 2:19 AM |
sorry, R123, I was just putting a cherry on R21's strawberry ice cream float
by Anonymous | reply 130 | February 15, 2017 2:27 AM |
It's weird to me he was comparatively thin back in 2005 given how shitty his eating habits are. Were his eating habits better back in the day?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | February 15, 2017 2:38 AM |
The other thing that's hilarious about OP's photograph is how clearly it shows his orange-spray tan line at his hairline.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | February 15, 2017 2:38 AM |
and around the first of his three chins, R132, it's very symmetrical
by Anonymous | reply 133 | February 15, 2017 2:43 AM |
He really know how to hide it with those suits he wears. I don't think I've ever seen a photo of him not in a suit.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | February 15, 2017 3:07 AM |
Who is this zero spacial awareness spaz droning on about photoshop?
Anyone with a belly taken from the front will look smaller than if there is a slight side view. Hence Trump looks slimmer in that frontways picture, but it's not photoshop ffs. What a Tumblr thing to say. Larrie logic.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | February 15, 2017 3:13 AM |
I can't believe that none of you has mentioned the hilarious bronzer malfunction on display in OP's picture! Forget about the fat, look at his forehead!
by Anonymous | reply 136 | February 15, 2017 3:13 AM |
He quickly hightailed it inside when the wind started to blow - he knew it wouldn't be good for that weave of his.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | February 15, 2017 5:10 AM |
His weave has a mind of it's own and hates Crump's head.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | February 15, 2017 5:20 AM |
I appreciate the OP so much, because every time I see the title, I laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | February 15, 2017 5:34 AM |
Why's he eating so many pies fattie?!?
by Anonymous | reply 140 | February 15, 2017 5:54 AM |
Between the pic at R21 and the rat king on the Chateau Marmont thread I may never eat again.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | February 15, 2017 5:56 AM |
Dude is bigly fat!
by Anonymous | reply 142 | February 15, 2017 6:02 AM |
Looks like AlterNet Fats and Baby Fists may stop taking lunch together. Fats may have done a Chris Chris.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | February 15, 2017 1:02 PM |
As of February 14, Trump’s odds of leaving office before his first term are 11/10.
The odds are part of a group of “Donald Trump Specials” offered by Ladbrokes, including bets that he won’t be re-elected in 2020, and that he’ll visit Russia by the end of the year. Now, gambling odds aren’t exactly reliable predictive science — they’re pretty far from it in a lot of cases — but there are lots of reasons to think that a wager against Trump finishing his first term is a pretty safe bet.
Since the original odds went up, Ladbrokes has added a new suite of bets. Gamblers can now wager on which year Trump will leave office. Options include 2021, which is when he would leave if he loses the 2020 election, and terrifyingly, “2025 or later.”
by Anonymous | reply 144 | February 15, 2017 1:39 PM |
A loser's bet. They should start the weight pool, instead.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | February 15, 2017 1:50 PM |
I've heard prison meals are very slimming. But Presidents don't go to jail, do they? Who will pardon him, Pence?
by Anonymous | reply 146 | February 15, 2017 1:51 PM |
In 1997, when he met melania, he looked decent - by hetero standards.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | February 15, 2017 2:08 PM |
I think he got pregnant fat with Melania and never looked back
by Anonymous | reply 148 | February 15, 2017 2:14 PM |
You all know that if Trump has a heart attack or stroke while in office, the tin-hatters will cry 'conspiracy' claiming that he was poisoned.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | February 15, 2017 2:24 PM |
And we will all lose a nights sleep over it, r149!
by Anonymous | reply 150 | February 15, 2017 2:26 PM |
Yeah, I'd be SO destroyed over any insinuation, r149.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | February 15, 2017 2:28 PM |
It was Ronald McDonald done it! He was pissed over being deposed as the top orange clown!
by Anonymous | reply 152 | February 15, 2017 2:32 PM |
Drop a mickey in the big mac, brilliant! Ok, you low wage slaves at 'Mickey' D's, get busy!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | February 15, 2017 2:37 PM |
How many more pounds before they start wheeling him around in a wheelchair?
He's already afraid to walk stairs.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | February 15, 2017 2:59 PM |
really? well, he is old as fuck
by Anonymous | reply 155 | February 15, 2017 3:02 PM |
Do they include food tasting in their security protocol in the SS? It may be easier than we imagine to poison him. Save the Blotus!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | February 15, 2017 3:07 PM |
It seems to be a phobia. Although, it's hard for heavy people to climb stairs, a President has to fly on Air Force One and Marine One all the time. There's always stairs involved.
If he's visibly huffing and puffing, then either the news people won't be allowed to show him walking up the stairs any more, or people will be treated to seeing him gasping for air and slowly dragging himself up the stairs, staggering and gulping for air, red-faced and near collapse. Then what? Will anyone comment or will they be too polite?
by Anonymous | reply 157 | February 15, 2017 3:08 PM |
[quote]Do they include food tasting in their security protocol in the SS?
seriously, according to a catering waiter I know in NYC who has served him, They DO!
by Anonymous | reply 158 | February 15, 2017 3:10 PM |
damn
by Anonymous | reply 159 | February 15, 2017 3:12 PM |
Rogue WH Sr Advisor tweet last night:
Pres freq goes on late night binge eating benders - tonight: wawa hoagie, multiple cinnabons, 2 quarts Breyers. WH kitchen rarely make food.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | February 15, 2017 3:36 PM |
Waiting for photos of Forklift One
by Anonymous | reply 161 | February 15, 2017 3:38 PM |
Also, this am, Rogue WH Sr Advisor says
Banon joking this AM about how they'd "...need a wood chipper" to get rid of all the docs/memos showing Rus. connex.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | February 15, 2017 3:39 PM |
Memo to self: Dont have them start the engines until I board to keep hair in place. Talk to Pence to see if his contacts can do anything about the wind when I'm outdoors
by Anonymous | reply 163 | February 15, 2017 4:09 PM |
'wa wa hoagie' - if I wasn't American, I'd be wholly perplexed at what this is. What saddens me is that I do know
by Anonymous | reply 164 | February 15, 2017 4:11 PM |
Here's how you know Trump is an idiot: he has access to some of the best chefs in the world to whip up fresh burgers, real potato fries, amazing gumbo, and authentic southern fried chicken, anytime of day or night, and chooses take out. Apparently he only values Putin's advice on political matters and not health. Little Vlad will outlive us all.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | February 15, 2017 4:15 PM |
[quote]he absolutely is in Taft territory. May he end the same way.
Taft didn't have a nasty end. He got a cushy job on SCOTUS, and his death wasn't particularly awful, either -- about a year of illness and then died at 73, which was pretty good for 1930.
Were you thinking of someone else, maybe?
by Anonymous | reply 166 | February 15, 2017 4:38 PM |
Labor Secretary just went down. 100 Happy Meals, STAT!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 167 | February 15, 2017 8:38 PM |
We may be approaching Creosote level emotional eating after today.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | February 15, 2017 8:53 PM |
Kellyanne: Shit, Omarosa, I don't have anything against Cheeto Dumptruck ...
Omarosa: You don't have anything [italic]for[/italic] her either. Come on, it'll be very. The note will give her shower-nozzle-masturbation material for weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | February 15, 2017 8:57 PM |
[Quote]There's a lot of issues with cleaning at his size-I hope Melania doesn't have to wipe him- no wonder she hides in NY! 😫
Ivanka wipes him. Why do you think she moved into the WH?
by Anonymous | reply 170 | February 15, 2017 9:56 PM |
She would never, R170. Why daddy has never even heard Melania fart! Nope, he has Kelly for that.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | February 15, 2017 10:07 PM |
No offense, but can anyone make sense of R169?
by Anonymous | reply 172 | February 15, 2017 10:19 PM |
It's a Heathers quote, R172. Let me see if I can find the scene...
by Anonymous | reply 173 | February 15, 2017 11:08 PM |
No heathers clips on youtube, outside the dreadful musical (!) Here is a link to the quotes, it is a scene between Heather and Veronica (Winona Ryder):
by Anonymous | reply 174 | February 15, 2017 11:11 PM |
Blimp bump!
by Anonymous | reply 175 | February 16, 2017 1:24 PM |
He really did look like Blotus today. So fat, and his suit was wrinkled. That wattle just shakes with rage when someone asks him something he doesn't want to answer.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | February 16, 2017 7:36 PM |
r165, I thought the reason given was that he was afraid of being poisoned so only ate food made in batches for hundreds of people.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | February 16, 2017 7:39 PM |
I heard he had some of the Press over for lunch today.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | February 16, 2017 8:30 PM |
I also heard the WH press corps had to get bio-hazard treatment after they got a spit shower of rage from the bloviated kumquat.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | February 16, 2017 8:36 PM |
r179 Has he tweeted on how they tasted?
by Anonymous | reply 181 | February 16, 2017 9:17 PM |
Some more about Trump from Rogue WH Snr Advisor @RogueSNRadvisor
Pres seething, overwhelmed w/ rage; post-Bibi meeting snuck into OO & ate 14 (!!) glazed donuts.
Rogue WH Snr Advisor @RogueSNRadvisor Feb 14 Pres blinded by rage over Flynn "hit"; broke 2 chairs this AM & continuing on OO rampage. All personnel banned "...until I goddamn say so."
Rogue WH Snr Advisor @RogueSNRadvisor Pres plans 2 cut frmer FLOTUS "healthy lunch" plan - "...if everyone ate like me they'd all be President". Ate 20+ donut holes for lunch.
Rogue WH Snr Advisor @RogueSNRadvisor Feb 12 Pres unhinged over Sullivan/@NYMag "mental health" article. "...I am the most stable person you'll ever meet!" Ate 6 McRibs for lunch today
Rogue WH Snr Advisor @RogueSNRadvisor Feb 4 In FLA, Pres gorging on meatball subs & berating staff - WA judge has him flustered. Binge eats when anxious/mad. Prob 10,000 calories today
re: Putin call - sanction conv held till end, Putin "pressing from start". Pres. pref small talk. Left w/ accord. 3/4's of Pres' Putin call q's about Russian food, TV. "Do they have hotdogs in Moscow?" Putin annoyed. #unholytrinity smirking to themselves
moles in WH as deep as OO. Pres careless, too focused on food/TV to manage
Bannon advocating designated wkly "drinking day" for WW - 1 problem: Pres/Kush/others don't drink. Bannon: "...everyone works better hammered"
(Seriously) Pres making Gorsuch & Hardiman try on the robes to "...see who looks the part". Gavel practice next. Pres thinking outside the box at 11th hr for SC pick. In OO meeting talking up Cruz & get this... Ben Stein. Bannon not amused.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | February 16, 2017 10:01 PM |
Because fast food isn't poison?
If that's the case, then why not some healthy fast food? There are tons of places making healthy salads - like Chipotle. A salad with some beans and chicken?
by Anonymous | reply 183 | February 17, 2017 12:17 AM |
Trump? Beans?
by Anonymous | reply 184 | February 17, 2017 12:20 AM |
I am waiting anxiously for the Mr Creosote moment when he explodes in a crowded room.
Seriously, I don't know if that tweeter is full of shit or what. Is Trump really eating all that? If he is, he's binging and it's emotional eating. But why this total lack of self control now? He's always been a little overweight but not like this. Is it because Melania isn't there to take the food out of his hand? Is that what she was doing before? That implies she knew if she left he would do this, so she left.
The whole thing seems like signs of dementia. Can we force him to go to a real doctor, not that pothead-looking friend of his?
by Anonymous | reply 185 | February 17, 2017 12:28 AM |
I bet he was letting SBD ones all during the meeting with Trudeau. That's why his trip to Ottawa was canceled.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | February 17, 2017 12:35 AM |
R187, if he's eating fast food out of fear of poison, that explains why he's eating fast food and other sealed food like cartons of ice cream.
He's now saying, according to a WH leaker, that he wants to move to Mar A Lago because he thinks it's more secure. Based on what? The whole place must be full of Russian spies by now. At what point does the Secret Service say no? Obama couldn't even drive off the driveway because they told him no. Both Obama and Biden said they had no choice, do as they were told or else. WTF?
When are they going to tell Trump no, you can't have meetings about North Korea in the open with you cell phone? Doesn't the President have any security at all any more? It's just bizarre.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | February 17, 2017 12:38 AM |
No beenz pleaze! I have how you say troma still from ze taco bowl inceedent. That why I stay in NY!
by Anonymous | reply 188 | February 17, 2017 12:40 AM |
If he vomits or craps himself from binging will the networks report it?
by Anonymous | reply 189 | February 17, 2017 12:41 AM |
Trump crapping himself in public in white pants would be ideal
by Anonymous | reply 190 | February 17, 2017 2:37 AM |
[quote]‘‘This is what it’s like to be with Trump,’’ Christie said. ‘‘He says, ‘There’s the menu, you guys order whatever you want.’ And then he says, ‘Chris, you and I are going to have the meatloaf.’’’
I bet he orders what he likes for people so he can eat some of their food. Christie, however must be a formidable opponent, swatting those greedy little fingers off his plate and inhaling his meatloaf in a single breath.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | February 17, 2017 2:53 AM |
[quote]Is it ok to fat shame trump?
I say it's ok given how Trump has mocked a disabled reporter and other people for their appearances.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | February 17, 2017 2:57 AM |
Yes, R192. He certainly has no issue calling a beauty pageant winner "Miss Piggy" and he is always awful to Rosie O.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | February 17, 2017 2:59 AM |
Rosie O has said some awful shit through the years. But, Trump is much worse and he deserves to be fat shamed.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | February 17, 2017 4:00 AM |
[quote]Is it ok to fat shame trump?
totally, considering what a racist misogynistic pice of shit he is, yes, it's okay
by Anonymous | reply 195 | February 17, 2017 4:03 AM |
What's he going to do at state dinners? Have KFC trucked in?
by Anonymous | reply 196 | February 17, 2017 4:18 AM |
Maybe eat KFC while the rest of the people there eat grown up food?
by Anonymous | reply 197 | February 17, 2017 5:14 AM |
Probably
by Anonymous | reply 198 | February 17, 2017 5:19 AM |
I wonder what the White House cooks think of this. They are highly trained. Or does he not have an official cook? Maybe they leave with the administration and he hasn't hired a new one.
Still, I would think maybe the staff would still be there, they must be long term employees. Unless the main chef hires all new staff to suit themselves every administration, except for the very low level employees like dishwashers. Those people must all go through security checks, down to the most entry level.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | February 17, 2017 5:35 AM |
Wikipedia has articles on White House Kitchen staffs. The current executive chef has been in the WH since 2005. The chef is a Filipina immigrant, she may be disgusted with Trump and might not give a fuck if he continues his shitty junk food diet in the WH.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | February 17, 2017 12:53 PM |
If she's still there, R200, it's probably because Trump won't eat fresh. In this case, immigrant wins!
by Anonymous | reply 202 | February 17, 2017 2:21 PM |
Since we're tracking the Blotus weight, how much do you think he lost shitting all over the press yesterday?
by Anonymous | reply 203 | February 17, 2017 2:23 PM |
Somehow, he GAINED weight, R203. I believe he adds a pound for every lie.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | February 17, 2017 2:32 PM |
After a stressful week, here's Trump tonight in Florida.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | February 17, 2017 2:32 PM |
He's doing himself in.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | February 17, 2017 2:52 PM |
R206, it's taking too long. Another demonstration of how unprepared and incompetent he is.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | February 17, 2017 3:19 PM |
Stolen from the "Is Kelly Anne About to Jump Ship" Thread - apropos
by Anonymous | reply 208 | February 17, 2017 3:47 PM |
R187 It's weird. He is allowed to get away with way more then previous Presidents. But, why?
by Anonymous | reply 209 | February 17, 2017 3:47 PM |
He has no respect for anyone but himself. He's unreasonable and unwilling to listen to 'security' or 'intelligence' that has done this job for years, R209, and wants to 'prove' something to his followers. He will get himself killed.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | February 17, 2017 3:53 PM |
R210 The U.S. can't survive like this for four years. Something will happen well before 2020. I'm not sure what.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | February 17, 2017 3:59 PM |
With how things have been going since January 20th, I have a stronger feeling that something major will happen before the end of the year. It will be much worse than GWB and how 9/11 was dealt with.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | February 17, 2017 4:23 PM |
Trump has Danger! Warning! Explosives Ahead! written all over. Every time I see him I think 'Oh No! Run!'
by Anonymous | reply 213 | February 17, 2017 5:00 PM |
R208 - that is the best toon Kellyanne I've seen so far.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | February 17, 2017 5:02 PM |
Is KFC now stocking arsenic at DC locations just in case they get the call from 1600 Penn. NW?
by Anonymous | reply 215 | February 17, 2017 6:25 PM |
Arsenic goes good with a side order of mashed potatoes and gravy.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | February 17, 2017 8:35 PM |
I told you not to fuck me over Donald
by Anonymous | reply 217 | February 17, 2017 8:38 PM |
Seriously, R215, there's not that many KFCs and doughnut places around the White House and they're probably sending out the same flunky to get it. It wouldn't take too long for somebody to figure out the President is getting food from there and piss in it or something. There's a reason the White House has a cook.
I just saw reporting that Putin told the local stations not to cover Trump so much, unless he actually did something notable. They said they were covering Trump more than Putin. It sounded like Putin was getting disillusioned. Probably realizes Trump is too much of a loose cannon to be easily controlled.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | February 17, 2017 8:48 PM |
[quote]Frankly, I wish they could find a way to lock up the whole family.
I also wish for that. Another wish I have is that a Kennedy type curse falls on the Trump family.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | February 18, 2017 2:35 AM |
Where the fuck is there a Wawa in Washington?
by Anonymous | reply 220 | February 18, 2017 3:28 AM |
Trump probably has cases of donuts sent over to the WH from Krispy Kreme or whatever donut franchise he likes.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | February 18, 2017 4:15 AM |
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I just love the title of this thread. It really is like a warm mug I cradle.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | February 18, 2017 4:17 AM |
It's a real comfort. Much like the 12 Big Macs (regular size) that Bannon and Trump share for snack time. With apple juice.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | February 18, 2017 6:32 PM |
Has anyone else noticed that quite a few of Blotus friends are fat or getting fatter? Spicer looks hideous. Ghouliani appears more bloated every time you see him, and Bannon has the pallor of rancid butter and an increasing chin count.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | February 18, 2017 6:38 PM |
Pretty soon he's going to be molded to his chair in the Oval Office.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | February 19, 2017 3:52 PM |
Chair? That's a Hoya lift.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | February 19, 2017 7:57 PM |
I think all those psychologists and psychiatrists are dead wrong. This man is on a sugar rage. People who eat this crap inevitably blow up, but they take a lot of people down with them.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | February 19, 2017 9:08 PM |
You mean our greatest threat is a bag of Oreos, r227?
by Anonymous | reply 228 | February 19, 2017 9:18 PM |
Edna Turnblatt R2.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | February 19, 2017 9:28 PM |
This calls for a big lunch Francine! R5.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | February 19, 2017 9:30 PM |
Good lord Francine, don't you know it's bad luck to let retarded people in your home?!
by Anonymous | reply 231 | February 19, 2017 9:35 PM |
Between his weight, his age, the stress, and the coke (ALLEGEDLY), I wonder how soon his heart is gonna give out. Hilarious that this old whale made "is Hillary too frail" a part of his campaign. Good old (R) hypocrisy.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | February 19, 2017 9:43 PM |
[quote] It's weird to me he was comparatively thin back in 2005
So was I :(
I recently found a pic from that year and texted it to my friends, "Remember when I looked like this for 30 years?"
by Anonymous | reply 233 | February 19, 2017 9:53 PM |
Massive fluid buildup in the lower abdomen may also be caused by cirrhosis.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | February 19, 2017 9:54 PM |
[quote] I wonder what the White House cooks think of this. They are highly trained. Or does he not have an official cook? Maybe they leave with the administration and he hasn't hired a new one.
Obama had a black chef. You know that guy's been fired.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | February 19, 2017 9:56 PM |
[quote] she may be disgusted with Trump and might not give a fuck if he continues his shitty junk food diet in the WH.
Filipinas tend to be Republican. Worked with hundreds of them. Most were horribly racist. They would make the most awful faces at black workers behind their backs. And it's not like the black workers didn't know.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | February 19, 2017 9:58 PM |
Henry VIII had a 54 inch waist when he died.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | February 19, 2017 10:21 PM |
[quote]It's a real comfort. Much like the 12 Big Macs (regular size) that Bannon and Trump share for snack time. With apple juice.
This made me crack up. If SNL ever has Rosie O on to play Bannon, they should do a sketch of Bannon giving Trump Big Macs each time he fulfills one of Bannon's wishes.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | February 20, 2017 2:48 AM |
Pauvre bébé.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | February 20, 2017 2:49 AM |
Jesus, this past weekend, before his rally when he and Thirt Letty were deplaning, He looked like he had swallowed Bannon.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | February 21, 2017 10:29 AM |
New Photos, No Spanx. Engaged in a sand trap and lying about his handicap. Thinking about lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | February 21, 2017 4:33 PM |
Note how red-faced he is. This is an indication of excess fat in the brain preventing proper circulation.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | February 21, 2017 4:39 PM |
He's rich and has the best medical care on the planet. Like Dick Cheney, he'll never die. He can weigh 400 lbs and he'll live forever.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | February 21, 2017 4:50 PM |
Dick Cheney has been dead a long long time. What you are seeing is a facsimile after soul extraction.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | February 21, 2017 5:19 PM |
It's still dangerous
by Anonymous | reply 246 | February 21, 2017 5:24 PM |
Lol, R237.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | February 21, 2017 5:27 PM |
R246, he's graciously stepped aside for the next generation of raping and pillaging assholes. It's a legacy.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | February 21, 2017 5:27 PM |
He will continue to get bigger and bigger, I've noticed the coats are getting larger and the ties longer in an effort to distract from the rapidly expanding gut
by Anonymous | reply 249 | February 21, 2017 9:49 PM |
They photoshopped the hell out of this recent pic of Trump, but forgot to do his massive ass.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | February 24, 2017 12:38 AM |
And aaahm the king o maaah own castle again
by Anonymous | reply 251 | February 24, 2017 1:13 AM |
R250 Thanks for the Donald Minaj picture. Is Spicer in charge of photoshopping his pictures? Or one of the Goebbels brothers?
by Anonymous | reply 252 | February 24, 2017 1:53 AM |
That's hilarious
by Anonymous | reply 253 | February 24, 2017 4:17 PM |
"Why Mr Trump, you look just like an eating machine!"
by Anonymous | reply 256 | February 25, 2017 9:02 PM |
I give him 6 more months till he looks like he swallowed a beach ball.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | February 25, 2017 10:20 PM |
Maybe this is why he bailed on the Correspondence Dinner, because they wouldn't let him truck in KFC.
Also, I love this thread, and died laughing at all these insults. Tweet the whole thread to him! Photoshop Forklift One and tweet it to him, too!
Shame him until there is no more shame left in the world!
by Anonymous | reply 259 | February 26, 2017 12:29 AM |
^ Hey, I'm on board for that idea.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | February 26, 2017 12:52 AM |
Problem is, the fat fuck has no shame r259
by Anonymous | reply 261 | February 26, 2017 4:04 AM |
He looks like 25# of shit stuffed into a 10# bag.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | February 26, 2017 4:08 AM |
He will never exercise. He thinks he exercises through golfing. I bet that's how he will get away with golfing every weekend. "It's my exercise. It keeps me healthy."
He would never get on a treadmill. He doesn't think he needs to because he thinks he does everything right. Cardio is for losers who are living their lives the wrong way, so they have to exercise as punishment.
He's gonna get fatter.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | February 28, 2017 3:29 PM |
Anyone ever notice that this asswipe is always chipping or swinging out of a trap?
by Anonymous | reply 266 | February 28, 2017 3:39 PM |
He doesn't have any discipline and exercise would be hard. Like listening to long briefings about foreign affairs or having to read more than one page with bullet points. He's a 7 year old 70 year old. Not even a normal 7 year old - a lazy one. Putin, what the fuck have you done??
by Anonymous | reply 267 | February 28, 2017 3:58 PM |
If he wasnt rich he'd be dead. One of his relatives would've capped him by now.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | February 28, 2017 4:06 PM |
Have some more meatloaf, Mr President.
Heh, heh, if i worked in the WH kitchen, i would do stuff to make the food more fattening. Add heavy cream to sauces, mashed potatoes. Fatty cuts of meat, the fat used for gravy. Lots of olive oil. Refried beans. Pancakes made with sour cream, lots of bacon. Vegetables in cheese sauce. Big portions.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | February 28, 2017 4:18 PM |
Will we be comparing the shapes of the former and current First Ladies ?
by Anonymous | reply 270 | February 28, 2017 4:21 PM |
Speaking of tubbies, I watched The Sixth Sense on TV the other night and wondered what happened to that cute little kid actor
by Anonymous | reply 272 | February 28, 2017 4:23 PM |
You bests be careful with dem words ! I bite your head off beetch and take yous out !
by Anonymous | reply 273 | February 28, 2017 4:24 PM |
He'll blame the fake news media for depicting his unstoppable bloating. To deflect from that, he'll take on board having facial work done. (Putin's a role model for that.) He'll return from a long summer 'golfing holiday' looking mysteriously taut and stretched (like Peter Ustinov as Charlie Chan). When the fake news media note his odd new appearance, he'll blame Obama and Hillary for controlling them.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | February 28, 2017 5:00 PM |
Democrats and liberals diet and exercise because they are LOSERS!
by Anonymous | reply 275 | February 28, 2017 5:07 PM |
Jesus Christ. R273, you dipshits suck at humor so much. It just makes me feel sorry for you. Find some newer photos at least. Lemme guess, you try to sound like a sassy black woman at work and the braindead fraus just eat it up and consider themselves your "fag-hag"?
by Anonymous | reply 276 | February 28, 2017 5:13 PM |
MELANIA might look like a reasonably well dressed aging call girl but at least she didn't dine on the corpse of the LINDBERGH baby.
Here's the proof ..............
by Anonymous | reply 277 | February 28, 2017 5:35 PM |
Yeah, still not funny and been on Stormfront for years. Get some new fucking material.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | February 28, 2017 5:43 PM |
Look at that fat, bloated ass. Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the ass of our next president?
by Anonymous | reply 279 | February 28, 2017 5:55 PM |
While R273 ridicules and mocks a Harvard lawyer, a white hooker sits in the White House. Or, I mean, a white Slovenian hooker lives in New York and thinks the White House is beneath her. Which is lucky, since when she and her bowling ball shaped husband are gone, the place will have to be fumigated.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | March 1, 2017 3:52 AM |
Give him a break, R280, Milo is bored and desperate.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | March 4, 2017 3:26 PM |
For OP's pic:
Would you rim it for, say, 10 minutes for $100,000 ?
Think carefully before you answer.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | March 4, 2017 3:34 PM |
Thanks, R282. Reading that made me sick to my stomach and I lost breakfast. And no, I wouldn't. Not for a million. I'm sure it's not wiped properly, and what he eats would make a pig gag.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | March 4, 2017 4:03 PM |
Someone made him button his (extra-long) suit jacket for the address to Congress. But he almost always keeps it unbuttoned--"Hey, a really giant jacket flapping around and a triple-long tie covering my gunt make me look thin, just like this yellow hair dye makes me look young"
by Anonymous | reply 284 | March 4, 2017 4:13 PM |
Meatloaf?!!!! I doubt he knows what that is or would appreciate it. This is the fool who eats a NY strip well done and with ketchup.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | March 4, 2017 4:20 PM |
R284 he looks like he'd struggle to close any of his jackets
by Anonymous | reply 286 | March 6, 2017 12:23 PM |
Those clown length ties also cover his tiny pee pee. It's like a magic shield.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | March 6, 2017 12:42 PM |
Trump would be poached for ivory in Africa. What a fat fuck!
by Anonymous | reply 290 | March 7, 2017 12:55 PM |
If he donned (pun intended) a wig or replaced his hair extension for a more feminine one, he would look very matronly, not at all masculine, but matronly. And he wouldn't even need man boobs to accomplish that. His matronly hips would make up for the small boobs.
And to think of all the name calling and insults against certain women when he looks awful.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | March 7, 2017 7:53 PM |
I'd rip out his jugular with my teeth, but I'd have to chew through six inches of fat to get there.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | March 8, 2017 1:57 PM |
R272, He looks like he's ready for an interview at the State Dept.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | March 8, 2017 3:55 PM |
R291's observation about Trump looking matronly with the right accoutrements makes me wonder if Victoria Sleestack could take over playing him when Alec Baldwin relinquishes the role. Viki and Trump ARE both 70...
As for Trump's jackets, perhaps the most suitable type for him is a strait jacket.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | March 8, 2017 4:55 PM |
I want to see more Fat Trump photos
by Anonymous | reply 296 | March 8, 2017 4:58 PM |
they have great meds for that, R296, that really work. Good luck!
by Anonymous | reply 297 | March 8, 2017 5:17 PM |
Ahahahahahahaha .........now whose the eating machine (not my president) Mr Trump?
by Anonymous | reply 298 | March 8, 2017 5:19 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 299 | March 8, 2017 5:19 PM |
In the second photo in r299's link, he looks like he's shit his pants and is enjoying it hugely.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | March 8, 2017 6:43 PM |
I think Ivanka is also enjoying it bigly, R301.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | March 8, 2017 7:10 PM |
Ivanka is accompanying him everywhere these days, just as if she were the first lady.
Bad (sick!) guy
by Anonymous | reply 303 | March 8, 2017 7:24 PM |
I want this thread to continue to expand.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | March 8, 2017 7:34 PM |
NOTE portrait of Hillary Clinton. Recent video of spanx failure.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | March 8, 2017 7:41 PM |
Even his face has puffed out. I think he's on a roll.
I give it about 6 months and he'll be bloated and just pretend he's as slim as he was years ago if anyone says anything. I can see him denying he put on weight. He even lies about shit you can't lie about.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | March 8, 2017 11:28 PM |
FYI, "Cheeto" isn't just b/c he's orange skinned (not too mention thin-skinned), it's also b/c he's a cheater.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | March 8, 2017 11:32 PM |
Twitler isn't just because he uses Twitter and acts like the stupid version of Hitler. It's also because he's a twit.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | March 9, 2017 2:15 PM |
I've seen a number of tweets where they have a picture of him next to a shirtless Obama.
That's the kind of shit that's going to give him an aneurism.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | March 9, 2017 3:42 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 311 | March 9, 2017 6:39 PM |
Would not like to inhale the gusset of those cream golf pants after 18 holes in the florida sun. It would be a mix of goats cheese rancid tuna and a whiff of junk food flavored shit.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | March 9, 2017 6:52 PM |
R311, was that taken post-inaugural? I agree, he looks miserable. "Get me out of this. I never wanted this. Why can't I just sell this shit off or declare bankruptcy and go home?!"
by Anonymous | reply 313 | March 10, 2017 4:35 PM |
Did he get a new suit and a full on body corset? He doesn't look quite so landwhaley lately. Or maybe the press is only publishing flattering photos of FATTY FAT FAT.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | March 19, 2017 9:28 PM |
Talk about bitchtits! R311!!!
by Anonymous | reply 315 | March 19, 2017 9:31 PM |
Checking in on the Fattening: STILL FUCKING FATTY FAT FAT FAT.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | March 23, 2017 6:56 PM |
Wonder if he'll like his upcoming prison diet? 😂
by Anonymous | reply 317 | March 23, 2017 7:10 PM |
R307 "He even lies about shit you can't lie about" = pathological lying. And I agree, that is exactly what he'll do.... deny the obvious.
PL's also lie even when they don't need do. All Narcissists are pathological liars.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | March 24, 2017 12:33 AM |
That grainy skin is a great indicator of a lot of unhealthy fat around the organs.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | March 24, 2017 12:41 AM |
May that unhealthy fat attack his arteries and have him stroke out
by Anonymous | reply 322 | March 24, 2017 12:55 AM |
Judging by his Time interview of absolute gibberish, I'd say that should be any day now.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | March 24, 2017 1:02 AM |
[quote]have him stroke out
[quote]Judging by his Time interview of absolute gibberish, I'd say that should be any day now.
Pretty sure this isn't even a joke. Not sure impeachment is how we're going to see the end of Donald.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | March 24, 2017 2:14 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 325 | March 24, 2017 5:49 AM |
Is he Hillary fat?
by Anonymous | reply 326 | March 24, 2017 6:02 AM |
Here is a video of him yesterday getting into a truck. He wears black hoping it will be slimming, but he can't hide that enormous gut. He is wearing a longer jacket to hide that gigantic ass, but no one is fooled by what lies beneath. He reminds me of The Penguin.
r326, unlike Hillary he is morbidly obese, but whatever you need to tell yourself. Maybe he will slim up once he goes to prison.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | March 24, 2017 7:05 AM |
Don't miss the blue circles under his eyes. That's indicative of heavy drinking. Not that many non-Russian agents or non-white trash would complain if he went on a month long binge.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | March 24, 2017 7:38 AM |
Mike Pence is packing on the pounds, too. His jacket button was straining today during the Oval Office statement.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | March 24, 2017 8:56 PM |
[quote] He is wearing a longer jacket to hide that gigantic ass, but no one is fooled by what lies beneath. He reminds me of The Penguin.
His suit jackets are now so long they look like overcoats. The "wife" and First Lady Daughter style themselves as fashionistas; they must hate that cheap, unfashionably vain move
by Anonymous | reply 330 | March 24, 2017 9:24 PM |
I never noticed the fact that his suit coats are now much, much longer to conceal his ass. He is into The Matrix territory. Let's post some more photos of his long suit jackets.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | March 24, 2017 9:27 PM |
R306, is that a pork chop on a stick?
by Anonymous | reply 332 | March 24, 2017 9:28 PM |
Hugh Jass
by Anonymous | reply 334 | March 25, 2017 11:06 AM |
[quote]Don't miss the blue circles under his eyes. That's indicative of heavy drinking.
Not in his case - he doesn't drink at all, ever. I thought everyone knew that. He has a brother who died of alcoholism. Obviously he eats instead. If he started drinking we'd hear about it, given the number of leaks in his administration.
by Anonymous | reply 336 | March 29, 2017 4:46 PM |
Eater of the Free World
by Anonymous | reply 337 | March 29, 2017 5:48 PM |
LOL, R337!
by Anonymous | reply 338 | March 29, 2017 7:03 PM |
R335. Clear shot of his old geezer fake teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | March 29, 2017 9:04 PM |
[quote] Don't miss the blue circles under his eyes. That's indicative of heavy drinking.
One thing everybody who knows Trump can agree on -- Trump does not drink. He never has and hates drunkenness
by Anonymous | reply 340 | March 29, 2017 9:14 PM |
^ He doesn't drink because he fears the exposure intensely. When he drinks his mask falls off and then even his non-victims, and those he hides his real self from, can see what's been hiding behind the mask. After a few "episodes" back in the late 70's he stopped drinking because he was giving those whom he deceives and leads to believe he's a great guy, a peek into "the real Donald Trump."
He uses his dead brother's tragedy to make others think he has a moral compass and compassion when he has neither.
Aside from not craving the taste of alcohol or the buzz, he realized it was way too risky and not worth the risk when others (his enablers & codependents) were telling him what he was doing/saying to others while intoxicated, (after a few rather ugly, public scenes) so he made a decision back then to stop drinking altogether. He realized that the alcohol prevented him from deceiving others and instead exposed him for who he really is... a pos.
So it had to do with exposing what's left after you peel away the layers and Trump doesn't want to expose what he skillfully hides from the gullible and unsuspecting. He prefers to deceive and get over on others by presenting his false image..... and, of course, get away with it too. Don't believe this pathological liar's sob story. You can believe whatever story you want, but that's the REAL story.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | March 29, 2017 9:37 PM |
He's a lying liar who lies. If his claims of not drinking are actually true, I'd be surprised as hell. He often appears drunk.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | March 29, 2017 9:47 PM |
Yeah, George W. Bush didn't drink either.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | March 30, 2017 12:15 AM |
This is how I want him to go, which is pretty awful. Steaks, lots and lots of hard dry as a rock steaks , 1@6pm, maybe another steak snack at 8pm, a little midnight raid 1am more steak. 9am sitting on the toilet, miserable, obstructed as hell. Pants around his ankles straining and just fucking keel over.
We might not learn that detail right away - but when we do Justice wil be served.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | March 30, 2017 5:02 AM |
He could go like Elvis.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | March 30, 2017 7:52 AM |
^^^ You do realize that if Trump goes, we've got Pence and his self-righteous church lady wife to lead us to hell.
I just don't think Pence will be much better. I think they ALL need to go, but that isn't likely.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | March 30, 2017 9:19 PM |
I wonder how the Church Lady and the HOTUS get along. I wonder if Melania feels judged by her, or does she look down her nose at Church Lady?
Melania: Church Lady dumpy ugly bitch!
Church Lady: Get thee behind me, Satan!
by Anonymous | reply 347 | March 30, 2017 9:37 PM |
How long since he's seen his wee-wee, I wonder?
by Anonymous | reply 348 | March 30, 2017 10:22 PM |
^ 6 months.
Give it another 6 months and he will not be able to see his feet unless he's sitting down. In a sturdy chair.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | March 30, 2017 11:38 PM |
The pig on the outside reflects the pig on the inside. Which would technically make his concubine cunt a pig whisperer?
by Anonymous | reply 351 | March 31, 2017 7:59 PM |
Thanks, r350.
The New Yorker Trump cover art has been great since the beginning. A recent fave was dissected at length:
by Anonymous | reply 352 | March 31, 2017 7:59 PM |
And this fat SOB used to have a career of making fun of the likes of the comparatively svelte Rosie and that Miss Universe to put on a couple pounds. Sad! (and FAT!)
by Anonymous | reply 353 | March 31, 2017 8:03 PM |
^ Yes! Now who is the REAL "eating machine" Mr (not my president) Trump..... or more accurately, based on above photos, tRUMP.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | March 31, 2017 9:09 PM |
I can't wait to tap that huge ass!
by Anonymous | reply 355 | April 1, 2017 1:18 AM |
What do we need a wall for? Trump can just sit on the border.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | April 3, 2017 11:27 PM |
[quote]I wonder how the Church Lady and the HOTUS get along. I wonder if Melania feels judged by her, or does she look down her nose at Church Lady?
This probably happens. Church Lady also probably hates hearing Melania's funny accent. I imagine that Church Lady and Melania probably dislike each other much like how Jackie On Assistance and Lady Bird Johnson hated each other.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | April 3, 2017 11:36 PM |
The White House has a gym. He and Bannon should both hit it hard.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | April 4, 2017 1:48 AM |
I don't want Trump to dies because we'd get Pence who is vocally and vehemently anti gay. Think about it.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | April 4, 2017 2:01 AM |
Hideous orange, jiggly creature.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | April 4, 2017 3:24 AM |
From @RogueSNRadvisor today:
Untold (but obvious) story: Pres has gained 63lbs since election. 63! WH Dr's alarmed, Pres says "scales are wrong".
by Anonymous | reply 363 | April 10, 2017 5:34 PM |
^ Even the scales are wrong. He is never to blame. Nothing, and I mean nothing, is ever his fault.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | April 11, 2017 2:56 AM |
I originally thought his refusal to put his legs together, let alone cross them, when being photographed sitting was a "macho dude" thing: I'm too much of a man, down there, to sit in any other way than this wide stance.
Now I see these ridiculous sit down situations and believe he is too weak and/or fat to dream of lifting one leg over his other knee
by Anonymous | reply 366 | April 12, 2017 7:34 PM |
^ At this time he's too weak AND too fat. Plus, it's not manly.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | April 13, 2017 3:55 AM |
Still curvy?
by Anonymous | reply 369 | August 1, 2017 5:12 PM |
Still a lying sack of shit
by Anonymous | reply 370 | August 1, 2017 5:16 PM |
I saw "Big Orange" trending on Twitter UK just now and thought, "Shit, what's Trump done now?" (Turns out it's the name of a horse who's racing for the Goodwood Cup.)
by Anonymous | reply 371 | August 1, 2017 5:16 PM |
He needs to start wearing pants like Chris Christie. Very fetching.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | August 1, 2017 5:32 PM |
After reading Rosie's comment, I remembered this thread. We should revisit The Fattening.
Wearing the Vietnamese Shirt and a Smirk, Donald looks all trussed up! How many pairs of full body spanx is he wearing?
by Anonymous | reply 373 | November 10, 2017 7:32 PM |
[quote]I saw "Big Orange" trending on Twitter UK just now and thought, "Shit, what's Trump done now?"
Okay, that made me chuckle. Unfortunately, that is all too often how I wake up in the morning. "What the fuck has that dumbshit done now?"
by Anonymous | reply 374 | November 10, 2017 7:36 PM |
I'm kind of surprised that he would deign to wear another country's traditional attire in the first place.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | November 10, 2017 7:39 PM |
I thought the same thing, R376. Maybe because it is what Presidents do? When W. did it, he always looked like when people dress up their dogs.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | November 10, 2017 7:47 PM |
R376, I have no doubt he tried to reject it, but was presented with the option of going home without a meeting unless he followed protocols. Sadly, he learned that he doesn't call the shots at every moment in other countries.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | November 10, 2017 7:49 PM |
Obese hog Donald
by Anonymous | reply 379 | November 10, 2017 8:04 PM |
This thread is pure gold. Kudos to OP!
by Anonymous | reply 380 | November 10, 2017 8:36 PM |
BLOTUS: EAT IT! EAT IT! OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND FEED IT!
by Anonymous | reply 381 | November 11, 2017 1:24 AM |
BLOTUS: EAT IT! EAT IT! OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND FEED IT!
by Anonymous | reply 382 | November 11, 2017 1:26 AM |
He looked gargantuan today while taking away the 2 million acres in Utah. Was Mittens there with 2 Big macs, a Filet o Fish and a chocolate milkshake?
by Anonymous | reply 383 | December 5, 2017 6:31 AM |
Die Fattie die!
by Anonymous | reply 384 | December 5, 2017 6:53 AM |
Yeah? Well when he gets stuck in the bathtub call me
by Anonymous | reply 385 | December 5, 2017 7:22 AM |
Love you Willie! You're still the fattest President, but the current one will win if he manages to stay in the White House.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | December 5, 2017 2:49 PM |
Are there any good pics showing the latest fattening developments?
by Anonymous | reply 387 | December 5, 2017 2:59 PM |
That Pepe the Frog jowl he's been getting is pretty gross.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | December 5, 2017 8:25 PM |
It's usually when he is next to someone of regular size that you can see how fat he is, he likes to use tricks of the camera when he can.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | December 6, 2017 12:54 AM |
Fatty Fatty, 2 by 4, couldn't get through the bathroom door, so he did it on the floor.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | December 6, 2017 2:13 AM |
So much promise. Even with an asshole as a mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | December 6, 2017 3:07 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 394 | December 6, 2017 3:09 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 395 | December 6, 2017 3:10 AM |
You know, everyone contemplates what Trump's relationship with ivanka is all about. But nobody wonders what's behind ivanka's clingy behavior? He can't leave her alone, but she can't leave him alone, either. What's the psychological status of that?
by Anonymous | reply 396 | December 6, 2017 3:39 PM |
He probably molested her, R396, and acting affectionately to him now normalizes what happened to her then. One of my friends was horribly molested by her grandpa and he has the tenderest heart for old men. It's bizarre, but it's her reality.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | December 6, 2017 4:09 PM |
Sorry OP, a bit off topic.
^ I agree R397 but I think after years of both grooming and also sexualizing Ivanka all throughout her childhood, he was able to gradually coerce her into having casual foreplay that later led to actual sex with him when she was prepubescent / preteen or as a young teen, maybe around ages 12-15, because I believe Trump has every one of the traits of a hebephile, but not a pedophile. That is my opinion having grown up around a pedophile and a hebephile and after a few discussions with therapists many years ago on the topic of child sexual abuse. However, I am not an expert on the topic of sexual deviancy.
I just don't think Trump has a sexual fetish for children (they are way too young and sexually underdeveloped for his sexual tastes) as they are also unable to admire him and feed his enormous ego. Aside from being scared, traumatized and wanting to get away from him, they cannot admire him like Ivanka would have, especially with her having been groomed and sexualized early on for that role. He may have arrogantly assumed since she didn't refuse him and wasn't totally against sexual relations with him, other underage girls would surely desire him too.
I believe he prefers 12-16 yr old girls, but not children under the age of 12. This is why some of his victims who have come forward are mostly girls ages 13-17, a few were a bit older, but most were underage girls of those who have come forward. I am sure there are many victims and that most victims have not come forward out of sheer fear. Or maybe they are no longer alive.
Many of these girls were drawn to his catchy advertisements of a promising modeling career through the now defunct Trump Modeling Agency, which was in full swing during the 80's and 90's. He likely used that as bait to lure them in and their unsuspecting parents thought their daughters were lucky to be chosen by the famous, wealthy, successful Mr Trump. I think he threatened the young victims if they told anyone, or the parents if they threatened to file a police report against him. Some were probably paid off, paid to remain silent. He was probably frustrated and angry when they refused his sexual advances after his same-age daughter, Ivanka, had been so willing. All are my opinions, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | December 6, 2017 7:32 PM |
Almost anyone looks terrible close to Justin (Trump more terrible than most. Excuse me while I lose my lunch). You have to be Armie Hammer-like to compete with JT.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | December 6, 2017 8:03 PM |
12 Diet Cokes a day isn't helping, fattie!
[quote]Watching cable, he shares thoughts with anyone in the room, even the household staff he summons via a button for lunch or for one of the dozen Diet Cokes he consumes each day.
[quote]“I can invite anyone for dinner, and they will come!” Mr. Trump marveled to an old friend when he took office. Mr. Trump has always relished gossiping over plates of well-done steak, salad slathered with Roquefort dressing and bacon crumbles, tureens of gravy and massive slices of dessert with extra ice cream.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | December 10, 2017 2:07 AM |
Is it me or does evil just emanate from R393's photo?
by Anonymous | reply 401 | December 10, 2017 2:19 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 402 | December 10, 2017 3:05 AM |
Wtf is he doing in R394's pic?!?
by Anonymous | reply 403 | December 10, 2017 4:33 PM |
Looking for his golf ball. .... Or communicating with his Dad (Satan) through a direct, secured line.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | December 10, 2017 5:18 PM |
Waiting for Vladimir and his throbbing cock.
by Anonymous | reply 405 | December 10, 2017 5:24 PM |
The fatter he gets the fatter he will get.
He's eating more due to the stress and fear of his many lies being proven to be true and whatever he is hiding coming to light. Also, from not being able to fuck underage girls. He's used to ALWAYS getting his way and having whatever he wants whenever he wants it---instant gratification. Now he can't fuck what he most desires, underage girls, because he's surrounded by secret service and low-life's like himself whom he knows he can't 100% trust, especially once he's out of Office, as they might decide to spill in exchange for monetary compensation.
He probably still has a parade of tall, rail thin, lovely 20-something yr old prostitutes discreetly coming in to service him, but he can't have what he really wants, underage girls, and he overeats to compensate for that loss. Plus, as his metabolism slows down even more, he will get fatter, not thinner. If "thinner" happens it will mean he's on his way out due to cancer or some other self-inflicted disease due to his adolescent-like diet.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | December 10, 2017 5:42 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 407 | December 10, 2017 5:51 PM |
R406, there's no need for some hookers to sneak into the WH - Miss Hicks is there, eager to make sure her boss is, ummm, 'feeling better'.
by Anonymous | reply 408 | December 10, 2017 5:59 PM |
The thought of his fetid, steaming, viscous bowel movements makes me feel queasy. Pity the poor underling, Melania, forced to eat them.
by Anonymous | reply 409 | December 10, 2017 6:16 PM |
R409, I don't feel sorry for Melonia, she knew perfectly well what she was doing when she decided to become Trump's hooker.
I do feel sorry for Barron though. Being a part of that family, this kid never stood a chance of not eventually becoming a looney himself. He's doomed.
Just imagine having to watch your demented dad throwing tantrum after tantrum while gorging endlessly on junk food.
Nom nom nom.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | December 10, 2017 6:29 PM |
Trump's going to drown his sorrows in McDonald's and KFC tonight. Eat up fatty.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | December 13, 2017 4:35 AM |
I read somewhere he gained 100lbs since taking office. .
by Anonymous | reply 412 | December 13, 2017 5:46 AM |
If you are at liberty to mock the current leaders fatness....
I am at liberty to mock the past leaders blackness.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | December 13, 2017 6:41 AM |
Let's mock R413's goofiness.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | December 13, 2017 7:10 AM |
Let's mock [R414]'s bitchiness.
by Anonymous | reply 415 | December 13, 2017 7:17 AM |
Trump hates fat people, it would be unpresidented not to mock his fattiness.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | December 13, 2017 9:11 AM |
Fatness is a choice, blackness is not
by Anonymous | reply 417 | December 13, 2017 9:12 AM |
He had called a former contestant from one of his Miss USA pageants "an eating machine" and an "up-and-coming fattie." He publicly fat-shamed her.
But now that he's obese, almost 100 lbs over normal/average weight for build and height, (given that 25+ pounds overweight qualifies for obese) he will even deny being overweight, let alone admit he's actually obese. The hypocritical, pathological liar won't even admit that.
Meanwhile, Ivanka and Melania have to skip meals and starve themselves or they too will be fat-shamed for just being average weight as opposed to skinny and underweight the way he likes 'em'; "I like em' young and slender."
by Anonymous | reply 418 | December 13, 2017 2:30 PM |
In next few months, there will be a tape released showing Trump beating prostitutes. Mark my words.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | December 13, 2017 3:53 PM |
that's....a pretty specific prediction r419. Just wishful thinking?
by Anonymous | reply 420 | December 13, 2017 5:01 PM |
Just Like Me, He's Fit-Fat
by Anonymous | reply 421 | December 13, 2017 5:32 PM |
R362 if it's OK for you to say the current one is a 'hideous orange, jiggly creature' it must be OK for me to say that the last one was a 'hideous black, skinny creature'.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | December 14, 2017 7:07 AM |
This must be DataLounge's Fat-Shaming Thread.
by Anonymous | reply 423 | December 14, 2017 7:19 AM |
R417 You say blackness is not a choice so why isn't this woman black anymore?
by Anonymous | reply 424 | December 14, 2017 7:28 AM |
This thread is to celebrate Trump's fattiness, he is highly encouraged to keep downing all those calories. All the better to clog his feeble arteries (though admittedly not so great for the WH toilets). Here he is at peak fat thresholds back in June. When the local toilets won't hold your presidential-sized stinky craps, you've got to wear the diaper.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | December 14, 2017 7:46 AM |
Trump is now furiously working on his next career, his 'classy' denim clothing line. He already has sweat shops in China lined up.
The jeans:
by Anonymous | reply 426 | December 14, 2017 7:48 AM |
Moobs + look at that puffy right hand, definitely a sign of the heart being unable to pump and from to the extremities, the arteries harden and clog and the heart must pump with much more force to get to all the body, eventually it will give out.
by Anonymous | reply 427 | December 14, 2017 7:56 AM |
R423, this guy used to fat-shame slender women on a regular basis.
What goes around comes around.
by Anonymous | reply 428 | December 15, 2017 9:24 PM |
^ Yes, and publicly too.
He even did it to a few of the Miss America contestants after the pageant, who had put on a few pounds. That's why Melania and Ivanka are underweight and wouldn't dare put on even one pound. He'd notice and fat-shame them to their face.
by Anonymous | reply 429 | December 16, 2017 12:12 AM |
Looks like a double C is needed for that blimp in R427
by Anonymous | reply 430 | December 16, 2017 2:23 AM |
r425, that is one BIG ASS.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | December 16, 2017 3:23 AM |
^ And it's getting, ummm, curvier and curvier.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | December 16, 2017 10:58 PM |
How soon til the fat fuck keels over? Hopefully on live tv.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | December 19, 2017 2:23 AM |
I want to hear more from R419
by Anonymous | reply 434 | December 19, 2017 2:33 AM |
When is his physical with a real doctor?
by Anonymous | reply 435 | December 19, 2017 10:36 AM |
R419
Officially marked. See you in a few months, buddy.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | December 19, 2017 11:40 AM |
[quote][R425], that is one BIG ASS.
In 'Deliverance' he'd be the Ned Beatty character, upon whom a Deplorable bestows a specially forceful welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 437 | December 19, 2017 12:08 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 438 | December 19, 2017 12:12 PM |
Mike Pence is getting curvier too. But no one seems to notice. The Great Orange Hope is overshadowing him. Sad!
by Anonymous | reply 439 | December 19, 2017 12:18 PM |
I loathe Trump - and think he is overweight and not looking healthy, but I don't think he is any bigger than a year ago (I do think he is showing more physical signs that the job is affecting his health).
I do think Pence has gained significant weight. He dresses better and hides it more, but he is far from trim.
by Anonymous | reply 440 | December 19, 2017 12:27 PM |
Maybe his weight will bring Air Force One down onto a tennis game between Pence and Ryan. Preferably at a GOP Satanist-Nazi gathering.
by Anonymous | reply 441 | December 19, 2017 12:54 PM |
R440 Yeah, I hate to admit it but he's looking healthier than ever. No sign of presidential stress whatsoever. Of course, that doesn't surprise me as the pig isn't doing any "presidenting" that would stress him out in the first place.
by Anonymous | reply 443 | December 19, 2017 1:00 PM |
There’s nothing wrong with being an ugly, fat shit.
by Anonymous | reply 444 | December 20, 2017 9:41 AM |
So, how many pounds will he gain at Mar-a-Lago over Christmas? :-)
by Anonymous | reply 445 | December 23, 2017 4:55 PM |
Does Melania still have to perform her wifely duties? Y’know, licking the shit off his balls and stuff?
by Anonymous | reply 446 | December 23, 2017 5:22 PM |
R445 I'm betting another 10 if he golfs a few times, and 15 if he doesn't golf, the latter I seriously doubt.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | December 23, 2017 5:26 PM |
R418, He is the remorseless eating machine.
by Anonymous | reply 448 | December 23, 2017 5:33 PM |
Physical exam is ALLEGEDLY to take place "in the early part of the year".
Of course, it won't happen and he will not be held accountable for this promise. If he does, expect "He is perfection." Perhaps he will have another bone spur, but nothing which would impugn his reputation as the Finest Specimen of Man to ever hold the office of the President.
by Anonymous | reply 449 | December 23, 2017 5:38 PM |
His medical doctor who performs his physical exams is the one who agrees with everything Trump says. He's a "YES" Doctor.
Any doctor who was honest with the results and told him the truth about his weight, BP, etc., would not be his doctor for very long. He only wants good news. Good news or no news. So the doctor he has pre-selected and used for many years now, will issue a statement that the president is in perfect health when everyone (except for the worst of the deplorables who are fatter than Trump) knows that isn't true.
He doesn't even care that 80% of voters and WH staff will know the results are a lie, yet arrogant Trump will stand there beaming about the exam/test results as if everyone believes these lies. Hopefully, we won't have to hear about how perfect his magnificent micro-penis still works, just like when he was in his 20s. Unless Ivanka stops him, we will likely be getting an update on that too.
by Anonymous | reply 451 | December 23, 2017 6:11 PM |
The Schmuck-in-Chief also needs a hair makeover, he's got so many missing areas of hair, he styles it like an elaborate Mr. Softee ice cream one!
I'm figuring with all his complaints about hairspray no longer being good, due to aerosol sprays hurting the ozone, he must style that rat's nest himself. He's a real hands on dude alright!
by Anonymous | reply 452 | December 24, 2017 9:06 AM |
Trump isn't looking "healthier than ever." He looks like he maybe had some hair and makeup tweaks but the eyes and lumpy skin have gotten a tad worse. This is September:
by Anonymous | reply 454 | December 24, 2017 9:41 AM |
And this is earlier in December. Better coloring maybe but larger and puffier:
by Anonymous | reply 455 | December 24, 2017 9:42 AM |
Trump strikes me as the kinda racist who turns his nose at and doesn't eat "foreign" ethnic food (Japanese, Mexican, Thai, Lebanese) no matter how healthy it may be.
Only burgers, sandwiches, and fries for this true 'Murican!
by Anonymous | reply 456 | December 24, 2017 9:58 AM |
It's crazy how much of a polar opposite he is to Barack Obama who was reportedly finicky about weight
by Anonymous | reply 457 | December 24, 2017 9:59 AM |
In recent photos, the ones shown on nightly network news, he looks very pale and even terrified, the blustery arrogance stripped. Maybe he has the flu, it’s going around.
by Anonymous | reply 458 | December 24, 2017 10:06 AM |
Why does this POS need two hands to hold a small bottle of water.
Does he have arthritis?
by Anonymous | reply 460 | December 24, 2017 10:14 AM |
Extra widely-cut suit jackets and overcoats, which are almost never to buttoned. Their flapping around makes him looks trim, he thinks
Ties that must be double-long to cover the girth and yet also go below the belt as if suggesting a well-packed crotch (oh, as if)
Sitting at all times with a ridiculous wide stance as if having a hard time on a toilet, and plus he is physically unable to cross his legs
by Anonymous | reply 461 | December 24, 2017 5:22 PM |
R460 To answer your question he acts like a toddler in many different ways.
by Anonymous | reply 462 | December 24, 2017 6:29 PM |
He stuffed his face for the holidays and it shows.
by Anonymous | reply 463 | December 29, 2017 5:29 AM |
^^Holy shit. Neck, where art thou?
by Anonymous | reply 464 | December 29, 2017 7:22 AM |
I love when this thread bumps with comments.
He's disgusting and faaaaaat!
by Anonymous | reply 465 | December 29, 2017 7:31 AM |
There's no need for him to order trucks for blocking the view when he's 'busy making America great again' (playing golf, that is). Given his fat neck, his ass must be larger than a truck by now.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | December 29, 2017 12:23 PM |
You need to show us your ass R466 before you complain about someone else's ass!
by Anonymous | reply 467 | December 29, 2017 12:25 PM |
R467, fuck off, Trumpet.
by Anonymous | reply 468 | December 29, 2017 12:32 PM |
It's Trump's ass that's the issue, not random posters', who unlike Trump aren't actively and gleefully destroying the country we all live in - destroying any institution that exists to improve the lots of humans, animals, and the plants, air, water, and land we need to survive, rather than to line his and his people's pockets even more.... The fat jiggly ass, the chin and neck blubber, the potentially deadly layers of lard encircling him from shoulders to crotch, all display for all to see what a venal, carnal, unintelligent, uncaring, fucking selfish monster Donald J. Trump is. His whole life is devoted to satisfying his own appetites at the expense of everyone else. Fuck him and his craven enablers to hell.
by Anonymous | reply 469 | December 29, 2017 1:18 PM |
Just on TV: Trump inviting some U.S. coast guard guys to play golf at his golf course ... FFS, Trump's arse could easily fill half of that golf course.
by Anonymous | reply 470 | December 29, 2017 5:15 PM |
That's where this POS prick belongs, behind bars!
by Anonymous | reply 472 | December 29, 2017 5:38 PM |
Spanx can work wonders
by Anonymous | reply 473 | January 1, 2018 11:42 AM |
R473, true. Just look at Trump in his tuxedo at his NYE party. No way there aren't any spanx involved.
by Anonymous | reply 474 | January 1, 2018 1:52 PM |
I cannot even imagine his vile body naked. I get nauseous thinking about it. He must have to pay Melanoma an extra $5000 every time she fucks him. ewwwww
by Anonymous | reply 476 | January 2, 2018 2:29 AM |
He's in Orson Wells territory @ r475. Scary.
by Anonymous | reply 477 | January 2, 2018 2:34 AM |
Something tells me his stress comfort eating is going to get a lot worse in 2018.
by Anonymous | reply 478 | January 2, 2018 3:21 AM |
That photo at r475! What a Fat Fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 479 | January 2, 2018 3:39 AM |
He is enormous! And wtf is going on with Melania? She looks all puffed up, too. What an ugly dress!
by Anonymous | reply 480 | January 2, 2018 3:55 AM |
Hold on. That's photoshopped, isn't it? I can't believe that's really them. Look at her body shape and hands. I think it's their heads on some other people's bodies.
by Anonymous | reply 481 | January 2, 2018 3:56 AM |
Holy crap, it's real.
Erdem. I should have known. Those designs are usually ugly and awkward.
by Anonymous | reply 482 | January 2, 2018 3:59 AM |
He's fatter than Rosie
by Anonymous | reply 484 | January 2, 2018 4:14 AM |
Link @ R475 instantly reminded me of Mr Creosote in Monty Python's 'Meaning Of Life.'
For some reason the billionaire won't run to a generously cut dinner jacket, and a bow tie can't work the slight distraction of those laughably long neckties. The tiny hands though remain the same. Sad!
by Anonymous | reply 486 | January 2, 2018 6:37 AM |
Trumpy is scheduled for a physical on January 12th. Since the annual presidential physical became a tradition, every other president has public released the results, including weight. It is likely the first real medical check-up he's had in years. I wonder if he'll even go through with it.
by Anonymous | reply 487 | January 2, 2018 6:53 AM |
My gosh in that pic at R475, he looks not only more obese but much much older than last year.
by Anonymous | reply 488 | January 2, 2018 9:13 AM |
At this rate, he's going to look like an actual monster campaigning in 2020. Will his body even be able to keep up with the campaign schedule?
And can you imagine how Fox News would have pounced on Obama if he had allowed himself to get this fat? "It's a national security question! His tan suit diminishes the US' standing in the world!!"
by Anonymous | reply 489 | January 2, 2018 11:17 AM |
The staffers must be putting extra lard in his food. They can't kill him overtly so I guess they figure they'll just fatten him till he explodes. He looks like a 300 lb hot air balloon. Will he use a motorized scooter with the Make America Great Again hat on like the rest of the deplorables?
by Anonymous | reply 490 | January 2, 2018 11:25 AM |
It's doubtful he'll release the results, besides being a physical mess, he obviously suffers from a mental illness. Like his tax information, he'll find a way to not release the results of his physical. No one should be surprised.
by Anonymous | reply 491 | January 2, 2018 2:35 PM |
If a physical raised issues about his health, wouldn't some action have to be taken?
by Anonymous | reply 492 | January 2, 2018 2:43 PM |
more KFC and McDonals for the commander in chief please! stat!
Oh, he sends secret service to actually go to mcdonalds to get him burger coz the white house chef can't do them right!
by Anonymous | reply 493 | January 2, 2018 2:55 PM |
He got fat so fast he cannot see it yet. Add his giant ego and his circle of sycophants, and the POS ends up looking like one of his beloved base won a ticket to the Oscars in a lottery.
by Anonymous | reply 494 | January 2, 2018 2:55 PM |
This is a thread I hope makes it to a sequel. It will be necessary as long as this embarrassment is in power.
by Anonymous | reply 495 | January 2, 2018 2:57 PM |
every time i see him on tv, he is bigger.
can you imagine you spent all your years in europe or wherever training to be a chef and you get to the white house to cook burgers and he hasn't had any state dinners yet so really a waste of their talent.
by Anonymous | reply 496 | January 2, 2018 2:57 PM |
[quote]he hasn't had any state dinners yet
More needs to be made of this for one with so titanic (apt adjective) an ego. Dredging up any sort of guest-list has to be a near-impossibility. Then again, those long, non-fast-food dinners would play havoc with anyone's eight-hour TV schedule.
by Anonymous | reply 498 | January 2, 2018 4:00 PM |
Why is Barron so thin?
Does Plump eat Barron's food?
by Anonymous | reply 499 | January 2, 2018 6:01 PM |
[quote]Why is Barron so thin?
Barron and Melania probably eat a normal diet, fresh decent food. Trump eats garbage, he's such an arrogant moron, he's proud of his disgusting diet. Fast food all the time is never a healthy option.
Years ago, I recall, possibly on one of Barbara Walters shows, Trump was interviewed, in one segment he opened the kitchen cabinet at his gaudy NYC palace, only to reveal boxes of Lipton Cup-A-Soup, other instant soups (ramen?) and basically lots of junk food, lots of canned garbage and don't mean canned vegetables.
This loser must be a walking time bomb of high blood pressure and pre-diabetes! You can't continue to eat highly salted. MSG filled and high carb foods at his age and expect to be healthy.
Keep eating Trumpy, tick, tick, tick.....
by Anonymous | reply 500 | January 2, 2018 7:03 PM |
[quote]In next few months, there will be a tape released showing Trump beating prostitutes. Mark my words.
What Trump needs released is a tape[italic]WORM.[/italic]
Into his gut.
by Anonymous | reply 501 | January 2, 2018 7:38 PM |
[R476] has multiple posts in this thread and has made unacceptable, deplorable remarks in other threads. Please put him on IGNORE.
by Anonymous | reply 502 | January 2, 2018 7:40 PM |
"This loser must be a walking time bomb of high blood pressure and pre-diabetes!"
From your mouth to god's ear.
by Anonymous | reply 503 | January 2, 2018 11:17 PM |
R502, put you own skank ass on IGNORE. WTF, are you a Dumpster?! If anyone is deplorable it's you and your little band of Trumpettes!
"Unacceptable remarks"? LOOOOOL We all know Melanoma was a whore! Anyone with a functioning brain knew that for years! We have a First Whore in the White House!
by Anonymous | reply 504 | January 2, 2018 11:26 PM |
R502, you are a bigot so don't even try that "ignore him" shit here.
R504, yes it's a dumpster bigot.
by Anonymous | reply 505 | January 2, 2018 11:42 PM |
Just heard on MSNBC that Trump had told others he eats McDonald's fast food because of a fear of being poisoned.
He also won't allow the maids to strip his bed sheets and does it himself. I know he's a germ-o-phobe (among other things) but I wonder what that's about.
by Anonymous | reply 506 | January 3, 2018 11:15 PM |
He won't allow the housekeepers to remove the bed sheets and strip the bed probably because he either shits or pees in his sleep. Or both. I guess he washes them himself so they don't see the skid marks or urine soaked sheets while they put the fresh set of sheets on the bed.
by Anonymous | reply 507 | January 4, 2018 5:10 AM |
R502 is upset that his god is approaching Taft girth.
by Anonymous | reply 508 | January 4, 2018 5:19 AM |
A president who washes his own sheets out of shame? Never happened.
by Anonymous | reply 509 | January 4, 2018 10:35 AM |
MY EYES! That disgusting wide flabby huge ass, the orange face and the obvious hair loss, which he tries to hide with his elaborate Mr. Softee hairstyle, he's absolutely disgusting to look at!
This fool could never pull off the bald look, not with his ugly Mussolini face!
by Anonymous | reply 510 | January 7, 2018 5:33 PM |
^ Just imagine Plump doing some twerking.
Lol.
by Anonymous | reply 511 | January 7, 2018 7:03 PM |
I cannot imagine being anywhere near that disgusting ass, it must reek of un-wiped shit and other vile odors.
by Anonymous | reply 512 | January 7, 2018 7:06 PM |
We're going to learn nothing from this physical.
by Anonymous | reply 513 | January 8, 2018 11:25 PM |
[quote] I know he's a germ-o-phobe (among other things) but I wonder what that's about.
He shits the bed.
by Anonymous | reply 514 | January 8, 2018 11:42 PM |
HOW does that bloated behemoth wipe his own ass? Can you IMAGINE the stink coming off him at any given time? Between blubber, bad diet, inactivity and excessive sweating the guy has to smell like SHIT.
by Anonymous | reply 515 | January 9, 2018 12:03 AM |
r515, he has Hope Hicks around for that.
by Anonymous | reply 516 | January 9, 2018 12:10 AM |
I just watched Trump walk out to the middle of the field accompanied by around 15 tall military guards carrying flags and such for the Star Spangled Banner before the College Football Championship game, and I swear to gawd, either they were using some kind of special camera lens, or he has lost 30 lbs over the holidays. He did not look bigger than any of the other men. In fact, I will go as far as to say he looked quite tall and (gasp I can't believe I'm saying this) stately. His jacket was button and he didn't look all awry as is his norm.
I know that if one dares to post any word which is not Trump negative they will be flamed for filth, but I am NOT trying to ameliorate his grossness---I am just wondering what the hell they did to make him look almost decent? If it were he alone, I would definitely think it was a trick lens, but as I said, he was in the midst of a very handsome Man Meat Salad. They all looked about the same. Is it possible that the book, Omarosa and Muller have him vomiting hourly? Also, massive diarrhea can dehydrate you and make your face look a lot thinner.
Could he have the nervous shits and stomach?
by Anonymous | reply 517 | January 9, 2018 12:21 AM |
I think his suit coat was cut larger. Look at his ass - wide, wide, wide. Probably had on industrial strength spanx, too.
I love how they quickly zoomed out of Fatso trying to sing the National Anthem. Of course, he doesn't know the words.
Loved the two military guys trying to guide them all to stand in a row. Fatso had to walk around clapping. What's with all his clapping? Is he clapping for himself? Yeah, they're all there to see you, Lard Ass - NOT. Don't see him smiling too much. Most of the time he looks downright miserable. Good.
by Anonymous | reply 518 | January 9, 2018 12:34 AM |
Of course, very little of this fug troll's physical results will be released to the press.
by Anonymous | reply 519 | January 12, 2018 6:39 PM |
R518, clapping for himself is what President Plump regards as cardio workout.
by Anonymous | reply 520 | January 12, 2018 6:54 PM |
I'm beginning to think The Orange Menace wants to be impeached, he hates being president, he's made no attempt to learn about his job (let alone US history!) and his statements purposely become more vile and unhinged every day.
I do think he's been playing the media as well as his base. This bastard simply wanted to win, that's all he's about winning and enriching his own wealth.
by Anonymous | reply 521 | January 12, 2018 6:58 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 522 | January 12, 2018 7:03 PM |
R22, something President Plump would never achieve, even if he tried.
by Anonymous | reply 523 | January 12, 2018 7:14 PM |
[quote]MY EYES! That disgusting wide flabby huge ass, the orange face and the obvious hair loss, which he tries to hide with his elaborate Mr. Softee hairstyle, he's absolutely disgusting to look at!
I believe r510 that this is a DIRECT QUOTE from the doctor performing his physical today.
by Anonymous | reply 524 | January 12, 2018 7:18 PM |
I will we learn his tremendous weight?
by Anonymous | reply 525 | January 12, 2018 7:30 PM |
I was talking with a friend over drinks last night about his escalating stupidity. He is either deliberately sabotaging himself or becoming unhinged from stress and oncoming dementia but he has definitely escalated in the last 2 weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 526 | January 12, 2018 7:32 PM |
Wow R526, your friend must have felt very uncomfortable. Are you always that direct?
by Anonymous | reply 527 | January 12, 2018 7:36 PM |
[quote]At least President Taft made it a life long effort to lose weight.
Taft is also the person who took the Republican Party on the course it still follows today.
The early party, the party of Lincoln, had been a crusading reform party, and elements of that survived until Teddy Roosevelt. But Taft supported the big business interests of the day, much to Teddy's fury, and basically dumped all the progressivism. Teddy tried to create a new party that was like the old reforming Republican Party, the Progressive Party (also called the Bull Moose Party), for the 1912 presidential election. Teddy actually got a higher percentage of the votes than Taft did, but he split the Republican vote, and that's how the Democrat Woodrow Wilson became president.
There was a lot of anger about that on the republican side. Teddy's progressive party didn't last long and all that was left was the establishment Republican Party, which was Taft's party of the rich. And still is, to this day, nativist noisemaking to the contrary.
So in addition to being a fat fuck, Taft was also the father of the modern GOP.
by Anonymous | reply 528 | January 12, 2018 7:39 PM |
R527, my friend knew who I referring to.
by Anonymous | reply 529 | January 12, 2018 7:40 PM |
Any news on his physical?
by Anonymous | reply 530 | January 12, 2018 10:13 PM |
^ Yes, and just as I had predicted last week, "The president is in excellent health."
The day his personal physician says one negative thing or voices a concern about his health, is the day he is no longer his personal physician.
by Anonymous | reply 531 | January 13, 2018 12:02 AM |
He is getting to Orson Wells territory on his way to becoming the Fattest President EVER! Taft will lose the one thing most people recall about his presidency.
by Anonymous | reply 532 | January 15, 2018 1:09 PM |
He's getting more American by the day! We don't want no lanky Kenyans representing us in the world. Fat means stamina and strength!
by Anonymous | reply 533 | January 15, 2018 1:15 PM |
Somehow his true weight leaked out on the weekend news; at 6' 2" he's 265 pounds.
Anything over 25 pounds above the normal weight based upon height/frame/build is considered obese.
by Anonymous | reply 534 | January 15, 2018 5:40 PM |
Melania, please make him stop eating Barron's meals.
Barron obviously needs them.
His father not so much.
by Anonymous | reply 535 | January 15, 2018 6:06 PM |
239 pounds?
When they were doing that medical examination, what were they actually weighing?
Just one of his buttcheeks?
by Anonymous | reply 536 | January 16, 2018 9:28 PM |
[quote]239 pounds?
I don't think it is a coincidence if he would have weighed 240, he technically would have been considered obese (they are not at all subtle in their lies).
It is depressing how many people will lie to make him seem better or get into his good graces.
by Anonymous | reply 537 | January 17, 2018 12:31 AM |
[quote] It is depressing how many people will lie to make him seem better or get into his good graces.
That right there will be the epitath for his presidency.
by Anonymous | reply 538 | January 17, 2018 12:55 AM |
Just saw this on my Twitter timeline and was shocked to see how much thinner and better he looked a year ago. And even then we'd been noticing how he was looking ragged after all the campaigning.
by Anonymous | reply 539 | January 17, 2018 2:57 PM |
R537 "It is depressing how many people will lie to make him seem better or get into his good graces."
It was probably a compromise. Trump wanted the doc to say he's 6'4" 180lbs with abs of steel. The doc, fearing the laughter that would elicit, responded that Trump needed numbers that were more relatable for his followers but he'd make sure no one could call Trump fat. So he figured he could pull off 6'3" and that left him with 239lbs to keep Trump from being deemed obese.
by Anonymous | reply 541 | January 17, 2018 6:16 PM |
So much to love!
by Anonymous | reply 542 | January 17, 2018 6:24 PM |
I love that this was discussed on TV this morning:
"Girthers" put forward evidence that he is not 6'3, 139, based on obvious photographic evidence
by Anonymous | reply 543 | January 17, 2018 10:25 PM |
Sorry. That he is not 6'3, 239 obviously.
Actually, pretty damn obviously.
by Anonymous | reply 544 | January 17, 2018 10:26 PM |
He's getting all his birther shit blown back in his face but in a much more humiliating way. So delicious it's got to be fattening. And I bet the embarrassment of it all *does* indeed have a further fattening effect on him.
by Anonymous | reply 545 | January 17, 2018 10:47 PM |
What do DL denizens estimate his current (mid-January 2018) waist circumference to be? I'm thinking near 48 inches.
by Anonymous | reply 546 | January 17, 2018 11:12 PM |
Now here is one 'fat ass' I can get behind!
ba-dum-dum
by Anonymous | reply 547 | January 17, 2018 11:18 PM |
I was thinking that too (R 46). And you don't weigh 239 pounds with that giant size waist.
What a fucking bunch of liars that protect this pig.
by Anonymous | reply 548 | January 17, 2018 11:25 PM |
The bunch of liars protect only his weak and sensitive ego. A healthy person doesn't have to go on statins. My grandmother danced four hours every Saturday at his age, and he can't even walk very far by himself. His body organs won't improve because he chooses to have his examining physician blatantly lie about his medical report.
If we see that he's closer to 6'1" wearing shoes (compared side-by-side with men also reported to be 6'2" or 6'3"), and we see that he's more top-shaped than top-heavy, we can estimate 46, 47 inches for waist, a waist-to-height ratio of over .63. Substantial risk increase score is 0.5820. This is a sedentary, old man with cognitive decline.
If we use his favourite word SAD as an acronym for sagittal abdominal diameter (or in his case, the D stands for disaster), we know the SAD measure of men in their 40s, greater than 25 cm, also predicts significantly higher risk of Alzheimer's disease 30 years later. An article in Annals of Neurology links visceral fat to lower brain volume. What we don't know are when he's going to have his coronary, and if it's Alzheimer's or neurosyphilis that is primary cause of his cognitive decline.
by Anonymous | reply 549 | January 17, 2018 11:38 PM |
Here's some, ahem, 'heartening' news...
“The global campaign to lower cholesterol by diet and drugs has failed to thwart the developing pandemic of coronary heart disease around the world. Some experts believe this failure is due to the explosive rise in obesity and diabetes, but it is equally plausible that the cholesterol hypothesis, which posits that lowering cholesterol prevents cardiovascular disease, is incorrect. The recently presented ACCELERATE trial dumbfounded many experts by failing to demonstrate any cardiovascular benefit of evacetrapib despite dramatically lowering low-density lipoprotein cholesterol and raising high-density lipoprotein cholesterol in high-risk patients with coronary disease.
"Cholesterol remains a prime suspect in heart disease. That said, there are a great many other factors that can increase the risk for heart attacks and strokes. Diet and exercise are cornerstones for good health."
Hiding a problem, as we know, doesn't make the problem go away. No one who knows Dr. Ronny Johnson to have lied about Dotard Rump's weight should be surprised by a coronary or a stroke felling the BLOTUS.
by Anonymous | reply 550 | January 17, 2018 11:53 PM |
He's still rally fucking fat. It seems they've curbed even more fattening as of late, but it could be new suits and a major truss corset.
by Anonymous | reply 551 | February 4, 2018 6:19 AM |
I fantasize about a scenario reminiscent of Gayle Grinds where Trump becomes fused to a chair in the oval office and the have to knock out a wall to take him to the hospital. I also hope he dies too.
by Anonymous | reply 552 | February 4, 2018 6:29 AM |
a dead trump is the best trump. I have never felt such horribly evil thoughts about a living human being. I hope that trump realizes what his trumpness has accomplished in my life.
by Anonymous | reply 553 | February 4, 2018 6:32 AM |
R553, I disagree. A Trump in prison is the best Trump.
Imagine Trump going mad upon finding out there's no cheeseburger delivery service in jail. 😂
by Anonymous | reply 554 | February 4, 2018 11:24 AM |
Don't know if this was already posted -- if so, consider it a retweet.
by Anonymous | reply 555 | February 7, 2018 5:36 PM |
Trump, before he swirls his hair into place
by Anonymous | reply 556 | February 7, 2018 5:45 PM |
It's like there are no functioning hair follicles on the back of his head.
by Anonymous | reply 557 | February 7, 2018 7:03 PM |
Ummm, THIS thread is dedicated exclusively to THE FATTENING of President Plump, not the beaver on his head.
There's a Trump's Hair thread, too.
by Anonymous | reply 558 | February 7, 2018 7:24 PM |
Back to fat discussion, look how his long suit jacket attempts to hide his massive posterior. He's got a pear shape.
by Anonymous | reply 559 | February 7, 2018 10:03 PM |
did you all read the report that a chemical in mcdonalds' fries may cure baldness? that chemical was able to grow hair on mice or rats etc.
i hope he keeps eating Mcdonalds!
by Anonymous | reply 560 | February 7, 2018 10:08 PM |
....
by Anonymous | reply 561 | February 8, 2018 2:18 PM |
in addition to the almost knee length suit coat, he shows in the above photo that he is almost incapable of giving a casual smile. he is supposed to be waving hello or goodbye to someone, but he facial status is "I hate you, you bastard."
by Anonymous | reply 562 | February 8, 2018 4:46 PM |
OMG, now I know who he reminds me of. He's the modern day American Scrooge. Always scowling, always angry.
by Anonymous | reply 563 | February 8, 2018 4:49 PM |
^ Or pouting.
by Anonymous | reply 564 | February 9, 2018 1:21 AM |
Ugly, little puckery sippy-cup mouth that spews shit all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 565 | February 9, 2018 1:00 PM |
New Girdle/Truss and full body Spanx For Men/new Big Boy suits, or actual weight loss?
by Anonymous | reply 566 | March 23, 2018 3:58 PM |
Probably just better tailoring and spanx. President Plump is a stress eater so there are MANY burgers and fries to be devoured these days.
by Anonymous | reply 567 | March 23, 2018 6:40 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 568 | March 24, 2018 3:36 AM |
Someone should push that Fat fuck down the stairs.
by Anonymous | reply 569 | March 24, 2018 4:02 AM |
^ I was raised by a crazy, toxic narcissist father like Trump (minus the wealth) and I can tell you I am sure he feels like pushing him.
In order to survive their outbursts, berating and psychological abuse you have to kiss their ass and constantly suppress your emotions. It's a horrible way to live. My siblings and I hated our father. People used to ask us why we never smiled, unaware we had nothing to smile about. I really feel bad for Barron. He has no escape from the torment. I know what he's going through. Been there.
by Anonymous | reply 570 | March 24, 2018 4:22 AM |
Oh god, are you idiots babbling about that dumb kid again? You don't have to feel sorry for him, because I'm sure the two barely interact. Donald Trump is old enough to be his grandfather and probably barely knows he exists. Besides, he's rich and lives in his own wing of the house. I feel bad for the poor children of America living in squalor or being abused, not this spoiled brat.
by Anonymous | reply 571 | March 24, 2018 5:31 AM |
In R568's pic, Barron looks as if he had been crying.
He's begging for food with his sad, tearful eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 572 | March 24, 2018 1:47 PM |
R419 here. Mueller has specifically been sniffing around for info on Trump's hotel room in Moscow during the 2013 pageant. Rumors that he already got his hands on the tape I mentioned, which isn't the "pee-pee tape"in the dossier, but another, far more disturbing video. Nasty, depraved stuff. Putin has it, and Trump knows he has it.
by Anonymous | reply 573 | March 30, 2018 11:33 PM |
I was hoping there was a video of Trump with underage girls or something. But after seeing most Republicans defend the guy in Alabama, the video needs to be like, scat with six-year-old boys to really turn Trump's supporters against him.
by Anonymous | reply 574 | March 31, 2018 12:02 AM |
I am not at all suggesting the majority of Trump supporters are pedophiles, but I am sure that the majority of pedophiles support him.
by Anonymous | reply 575 | March 31, 2018 12:11 AM |
They’re all in, r574. Even that wouldn’t matter.
by Anonymous | reply 576 | March 31, 2018 12:11 AM |
^ A good percentage of Trump supporters wouldn't care about a pedophile tape because of the reason I stated. And for those supporters who aren't pedophiles they don't care about anything that doesn't personally impact/affect them. Therefore, only a small percentage of supporters would dump Trump over a pedophile tape.
by Anonymous | reply 577 | March 31, 2018 12:17 AM |
Dump looks like Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers films.
by Anonymous | reply 579 | March 31, 2018 1:02 PM |
He's disgusting, I can smell him through my computer screen. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
by Anonymous | reply 581 | March 31, 2018 1:08 PM |
Cover Art from the 3/26/18 issue of The New Yorker, by frequent cover artist Barry Blitt.
The artist calls his subject "the gift that keeps on grifting."
by Anonymous | reply 583 | March 31, 2018 1:35 PM |
Mannequin @ R580 is fair, but the hands and penis are far too big.
by Anonymous | reply 584 | March 31, 2018 4:53 PM |
We mustn't forget to create a new thread when this one here's full.
The Fattening continues!
by Anonymous | reply 585 | March 31, 2018 10:58 PM |
bumpy big fat bumpy....
by Anonymous | reply 589 | April 2, 2018 5:28 PM |
****BREAKING NEWS**** TRUMP IS STILL FAT!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 590 | April 2, 2018 11:51 PM |
GURL! He looked gianormus next to Macron this week in his giant ass overcoat which only fooled the Deplorables, thanks to Melania's white version of Robert Mitchum's hat in Night of the Hunter.
by Anonymous | reply 591 | April 26, 2018 2:58 PM |
My God!
We need a national, updated edition of Frasier Crane's Enormous Ass Contest.
by Anonymous | reply 592 | April 26, 2018 10:46 PM |
There will soon need to be a Second Fattening thread soon!
He was looking like a fucking HOUSE climbing onto AFI recently.
by Anonymous | reply 594 | May 7, 2018 6:29 PM |
Much like his girth, this thread is bursting at the seams with The Fattening updates.
by Anonymous | reply 595 | May 7, 2018 6:47 PM |
I want to see this disgusting pig's head explode like the guy in the Scanners film!
I despise Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 596 | May 8, 2018 9:22 AM |
Would someone be so kind as to start The Fattening II: Fatass Boogaloo, please? This thread is about to burst like Trump's truss.
by Anonymous | reply 597 | May 8, 2018 12:11 PM |
The man is thriving on being president - he never looked better
by Anonymous | reply 598 | May 8, 2018 12:28 PM |
Hih hih hih @ R593, thatz shure our prizzidint!! Hoh yih!! Heez juz wun of uz!! He dun mayk MAGA!! I got me thuh hat!!
by Anonymous | reply 599 | May 8, 2018 3:20 PM |
trump is fat. he exudes lard just by having his photograph taken. "If that is the kind of fat president you wanted, Marion, you sure got a bad one. "---Lucy Ricardo
by Anonymous | reply 600 | June 9, 2018 5:24 AM |