I'm about to go to bed...

You're alone.

Tom Holland's tight little body

Names for Beyonce's twins.

Grief has it's limits, but misery is infinite.

Your mother loves you because has to, but she has never truly liked you.

Sweet dreams OP!

Pee now so you don't have to get up again in 45 minutes, OP.

Lens Dunham bared her hoo-hah again on tonight's Girls.

When you wake up, IF you wake up, you'll be 10 hours older, ten hours lost that you'll never get back. And you SLEPT right through it.

Sweet Dreams, OP

The thread count of your wonderful sheets, of course.

Don't forget to keep your bedroom curtains open, so we can sneak a peek!

Sleep like a Baby!

Thanks R11.

OP play a hypnosis session from youtube about getting rich. You're a magnet for money.

Sleep Tight!

Dream of carpool, Frances Fisher's bangs, and snorkeling with the sea cucumber of the Sudan!

Millions of people - students, office workers, masochists - are pulling all nighters to meet a deadline.

This is what I tell myself, to change the subject in my mind, so I can fall to sleep: "Let's float."

Ahhhhhhh . . .

Think about beautiful hot guys.

We all float down here, R16.

Food Porn.

The Grammies suck!

Shadow people

More food porn....

Juicy, cheesy pizza right out of the oven...

The famous psychic Baba Vanga said about the 45th President, "Everyone will put their hopes in him to end it, but the opposite will happen; he will bring the country down and conflicts between north and south states will escalate.”

Nighty-night!

Your pillow is full of dust mites!

Every day, you die a little.

Summer Rain

Kellyanne naked

Your parents had you mutilated and your sexual pleasure has never been what it could have been.

I'm watching you right now

Think about that one time a hot guy boned you in college.

Fireflies.....

A threesome between Greta Van Susteren, Janet Napolitano and Jan Brewer.

Do fire flies even exist anymore? They used to be EVERYWHERE, at least here in America, now I never see them. Haven't seen them in years.

Cozy fireplace in a cabin.

Twinkling Stars....

ANything besides a naked Trump, Conway, Bannon or Spicer.

[quote] R34: Do fire flies even exist anymore? They used to be EVERYWHERE, at least here in America, now I never see them. Haven't seen them in years.

Try the Poconos. You might have luck there.

For R37

R34 Sadly, fireflies have gone the way of honey bees, both are nearly now extinct in their once natural environments.

[quote] R34: Do fire flies even exist anymore? They used to be EVERYWHERE, at least here in America, now I never see them. Haven't seen them in years.

When I moved into my Gayborhood 25 years ago in the heart of the city, before it was eventually gentrified and filled with yuppies and their nannies, my street had been neglected. There were two burnt-out buildings across the street, and there were huge trees in all the backyards of all the neglected buildings. Then, you could hear crickets on Summer nights. I loved them. We had squirrels that would climb up those trees 4 flights and come inside to visit. I liked watching them gallup back and forth in front of the picture windows.

Gradually, new people, attracted by the trees and atmosphere, moved in and then cut-down their trees and "improved" their property, therefore destroying the very thing that made the street so uniquely beautiful in the first place. I had an outdoor dinner party once, and bought crickets, but they didn't perform for me. I miss the crickets, and the neighborhood 40 lb. raccoon. He's gone now, too, along with Chip & Dale.

You're never more than a few feet away from a spider. Nighty night.

r11. Thank you for your kindness.

Tomorrow, your face will be saggier than it's ever been in your life.

If you live in Sacramento, better to get in your car instead of your bed.

Nighty-night, OP

Sleep aid...........

Cozy sleep.

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This thread is a month old. You don't think OP is asleep by now?

Mussy

Over my desk I have a Roz Chast cartoon showing an "Insomnia Jeopardy!" board. Your categories are: 1. Ways in Which People Have Wronged Me; 2. Strange Noises; 3. Diseases I Probably Have; 4. Money Troubles; 5. Why Did I Say/Do That?; and 6. Ideas for a Screenplay.

Enjoy!

Um, it's a repetitive activity, r50.

Think about what you've done, Missy!......

Think about this. If you die in your sleep, how long will it take for people to discover your corpse. That day? A few days? Months?

R53 Whaaaaaat? I had no clue!

Please don't send me the aura cleanser!

Most people die in their sleep.

Make sure you are wearing clean underwear, in case you do die in your sleep. People will talk.

Alex Marte!

sound sleep......

You're going to wet your bed and you won't know it until morning.

I bookmarked this thread from Feb 2017. For OP and others...

Songs To Put A Baby To Sleep Lyrics-Baby Lullaby Lullabies for Bedtime .

I've noticed that also, r34. Where, indeed?

There is a little bird in the forest that loves you.

Want me to tell you something good?

I'm under your bed.

Recent research, r64.

Sweet dreams OP

♫♫ 4 HOURS of BRAHMS LULLABY ♫♫♫ BABY SLEEP MUSIC BABY RELAXING MUSIC BEDTIME

Every morning, when you open your eyes, you are one day closer to death.

I live in the woods. When the lights are off inside, and the moon is bright outside, there is an unsettling eeriest in the woods. That’s when I nervously watch the sky for UFO’s. It’s scary, so I shut my eyes very tightly and suddenly it’s morning and I’m back on Earth, but my ass usually feels sore. It’s from all the clinching, right? You could try that.

Chill..

You probably won't swallow a spider tonight.

You gonna get die one day. Your parents gonna die. Your lovers gonna die. Your friends gonna die. You prob will get cancer and it will be very painful. Have a nice sleep OP

Trump is in Canada tonight. He's our problem for 24 hours now - not yours

Good Night!

Are all of your doors and windows locked?

Do you really believe that works without a good alarm system?

I have fireflies in my yard hanging around the garden. Love watching my cats try to chase them.

It's raining this evening. I have the window open to invite in the cooled fresh air to help me sleep, to help kick in the truly serious REM phase. Yesssssss!

Windows open too - smelling ocean breezes and listening to my post at r77.

That there are good, fun and witty people in this world, just like you. Get some Sleep, all will be better in the morning.

every 37 minutes someone dies from hanging

often from auto erotica gone awry.

pray for Andrew...

BEDBUGS !