Italian Men

Where are you?

R1 Toronto. Part Italian myself.

Your suitors' stunted height matches your soul.

Love my guidos and the bruta bello men I'd meet where I grew up (rust belt).

Lots of hot Italian daddies with enormous danglers.

I live near the Italian border and I constantly get hit by Italians on Grindr. Despite having "No italiano" clearly written in my profile they keep bothering me in Italian, which I don't really speak. They really are short (most of them are under 5'10 tall) but I wouldn't say they are bad-looking. But they are annoying as hell and don't speak a word of English.

Well I just came across an Italian Ballet dancer, Roberto Bolle, I had never heard of, and was struck by how handsome he is.

Ahem.

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Roberto Bolle looks like Superman.

Bolle unfortunately is quite closeted.

To bad for you, OP.

I once had an Italian shortie that would curl up on my chest and belly and go to sleep. He was a human kitty cat (deep and heavy sigh).

Argh Now you got me thinking about the short italian dude that i banged thrice weekly during my grad year. ;(

R11 is that good or bad? I can't really tell.

Alessandro Cavagnola

Alessandro Cavagnola

Fabio Mancini

Alessio Pozzi

Elia Cometti

Elia Fongaro

Diego Sechi

Stefano Berretti

OP, are you sure you’re not lost in the super market and staring at a package of Keebler cookies? I know they’re tempting and delicious, but the elves are only gayish, not pocket gays.

WTF?? Northern Italian guys are HAF. Stylish, too.

Kim Rossi Stuart

10/10

Agreed, R24 . But that's only because he doesn't look Italian .

^^ Oh, yes, he does: Northern Italian

Northern Italians don't look Italian. Take a look at the guidos posted here overwhelmingly . You know what I mean.

Prettiest cock was in an Italian I dated. Average uncut upcurve perfect

The hottest

See, we don't need sarcasm, R29 . Posters are already funny enough, the way they keep insisting Italian men aren't gross.

With all the money that homosexual George Clooney has she can have her pick of any of those gorgeous Italian sizemeats!

Roberto Bolle

Andrea Salerno

[quote]Northern Italians don't look Italian.

This is just the silliest comment.

Mario Ermito

Mario Ermito

Mario Ermito

This is a Raoul Bova crowd, to be sure

When i think of Italian men , I think of my late friend Doug ---- outrageous and a great storyteller- he would have been 89 this year - well as a teenager, he spent a summer in Alabama at a prisoner of war camp that housed italian prisoners. His father was the Commander of the camp ---- just imagine! A camp full of Italian soldiers, in nothing but underwear! The heat prohibited the wearing of pants - they wore baggy white boxers, which made checking out the sausage convenient ---- those italian boys had his number and were quite flirty with "the little boss", although no touching - molesting the bosses son would have been big trouble. He managed to view several beat off sessions - a couple put on expressly for him... Almost the making of a porn movie. *sigh*

Ma vi siete scordati di me?

R40 Brutto come la morte!

Riccardo Scamarcio...when he was younger.

R42 Brutto?? Ma sei cieco???

Scamarcio is very beautiful, though

One of the handsomest actors of all time: Mario Girotti

Although a good case could be made for Franco Nero

R34 Pull your head out of your ass. Don't behave as if you don't understand the comment. North Italians look Germanic or Nordic - not Italian - and you know it. That's why they are actually attractive and offer something better than the same boring swarthy monochromatic palette .

R45 Bub, I'm Italian. I'm here in my office in Tuscany.

I know what Italians look like.

You, obviously don't.

[quote] same boring swarthy monochromatic palette .

Listen to the racist at R45

R42 Allora, Garko forse quando faceva Onore e Rispetto ci poteva stare, ma dopo di male in peggio. Questo l’ho chiami bello? Dai.

Four hot Italians.

I calls 'em as I sees 'em, pal.

Your mileage may vary.

r48 Garko ormai e' troppo rifatto. Ma da giovane era stupendo...

R51 Infatti, da giovane. Tipo anche Scamarcio che avevo postato prima. Bell’uomo e tutto, ma adesso... anche con quei capelli che gli ha tutti unti, ma è possibile che neanche una volta non esce bene in posa?

How stupid is r45?

OP must go to Joe Gorga's gym.

r45 sounds like a Nazi.

R43, that's not Girotti. It's Terence Hill.

Elia Cometti

Trevor Signorino

Dreamboat

Oh, please-they're all short. Under 6 feet.

I find the darker ones verry hot. From the south, more mediterranean

On the flip side, I don't find the lighter looking italians posted here attractive. The "northern italian" look with lighter coloring and more northern euro traits...nope.

Short men are hot. Italian men are hot, too.

That is, if his mother is dead.

lots of hotties in my town

How are Italian men compared to Spanish men ?

Inferior to Spanish men, but Spanish men are the best.

Giulio Berruti... Yum

Giacomo Cavalli

So which ones are gay//bi? I hear very few ever come out.

[quote]that's not Girotti. It's Terence Hill.

Uh...no, that is a photo of Mario Girotti.

Mario Girotti's stage name is Terrance Hill. They are the same person.

[quote]Oh, please-they're all short. Under 6 feet.

The average height for Italian men is the same as for American men.

R68 Tiziano Ferro, Roberto Bolle.

R69, sorry. I was thinking of Massimo Girotti. Major hotness. And Visconti appreciated it.

Massimo Girotti

Visconti knew how to choose them.

R70. The stats are misleading in that the influx of asians and Latinos to the USA has pushed down the average height of USA males. Americans used to be taller whereas Italians have remained fairly constant.

Gianluca Petralia

R74 You are as ridiculous as R45

How bout you eat shit and die, ahistorical troll?

For the ones who like twinks...Michele Bravi is cute.

R77 Don't let facts stand in your way:

I think you two should settle your debate. Italian men are shorter generally speaking, take it or leave it.

R81 see R80

R82 Exactly, they’re shorter than Americans, it’s fine. 1.76m Italians, 1.77m Americans.

Proseguiamo, dai.

Same height as the French. Taller than Australians and Canadians. And practically the same as Americans.

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Alessandro Cavagnola

italian soccer player Claudio Marchisio. hot!

As far as the Italian soccer players go....I like Francesco Totti. Love his coloring. And he's turning into a hot daddy.

You must be meeting Sicilians, Danny DeVito types. Go to Rome or Milan and get back to us.

Mario Ermito

Raoul Bova is an Italian god.

I've got an endless hardon for Southern Italian boys, short, tall, doesn't matter. swarthy gets me all hot and bothered.

Sadly they've never been interested in my chunky Irish potato farmer ass.

Such is life.

Italian men love a good plate of pasta after passionate sex.

Don't get me started on Napoleon complexes and big noses. Dastardly combo.

Pass

Instead, usually

Alessandro Comiotto

Andrea Salerno aka Andrea Denver.

Matteo Bocelli - He's 21 yos.

His father's height is listed as 6'2," which means Matteo has to be at least 6'3" tall.

Matteo Bocelli is 6'6".

[quote] Northern Italians don't look Italian. This is just the silliest comment.

I had an Italian Viking boyfriend.

These photos are all virtually interchangeable and boring.

Va te ne fogattafare!

[quote]Italian men are shorter generally speaking, take it or leave it.

Not Northern Italians, you moron.

I used to live in Boston and it's full of hot wop and mick dick. Lots of wop guidos and jock micks with masc aggressive attitudes secretly lusting for fag ass. Get down there now !

Nick toretto, italian gay porn actor

R104 The other Italian guy already gave the data.

And Northern Italians, yes, they’re taller. I live here and usually the guys I see are taller, lanky but taller ( at least in Piedmont).

From Milan to Palermo I’m always blown away how many handsome men there are. R86 wow!

ALESSANDRO COMIOTTO

Francesco Guidotti

Arrest me! Please!

Me first.

love me some eyetalian guys, even the hardcore guido types like this guy

Fabio Marra

I’d take a short guido. Mamma mia

R114 when a good looking guy spreads his legs I am hooked.

Cop in Florence.

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Mattia Pecchini

OP is a moron…what {reply3} and {reply45} said. Most beautiful men in the world.

R5 calls 5'10" short? Good. More for me to choose from.

Mario Rossi

Mario Rossi

ALESSIO POZZI

Fabio Marra

If Joe Gorga hit on me I would drop to my knees in a second. That man is hot as fuck.

Elia Fongaro

Marco Bozzato

Fabio Mancini

OP = Rhea Perlman

Riccardo Spiga

Simone Bredariol

Andrea Salerno

Mario Ermito

Matthias Vannelli and Etorre Tossi

They just want their mothers. Avoid.

WHET Dennis Manzoni? He was HAWT!

Trollin', trollin', trollin'...

OP, they probably hit on you because you are in their league.

Seriously? Not here in NY....they are hot....

Mattia Pecchini

Alessandro Cavagnola

When someone like Allesandro Cavagnola loses weight, does he get stretch marks?

His body is too big for his head.

Mario Rossi

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Italians aren't white

Northern italians are Germanic

R49-Four HOT Italians? More like four SCENE QUEENS!

R142-People consider that HOT? That steroidal body is HIDEOUS to me.

Matteo Capicchioni