Steve Guttenberg

Damn, daddy!

I was born in 89, so I missed him during his heyday. I mainly know him from early 90s kid's films. Looks like he was more of a comedian, but was he ever a sex symbol?

He wasn't a "sex symbol" but many people could see he was a hot jew. He was the type of hot jew shiksa's would go out with.

on SNL

Then he did some weird thing where he jogged nude in Central Park. Never saw an unpixilated video though.

OP, I believe that picture is from Cocoon and Guttenberg is about the only reason I remember that movie.

The was a blond bearded guy in Cocoon that was hot too, as I recall.

I want to blow him.

he was a hot fuck back in the day.

Despite the ridiculous of the song and the clothes, he is very sexy at the beginning of "Can't Stop the Music"--a friend of mine said of this sequence, "It's like he's rollerskating while he's got a giant vibrator shoved up his ass!"

He had a beautiful hairy, muscular chest.

hot to death

GOD AMONG MEN

He was gorgeous - one of the first men that I fantasized about shoving my 6 yoa cock inside of. There was something very, very sexy about him back in the "Cocoon" days.

I love his lips.

Steve Guttenberg?

Very hot!

BTW, is that Maxwell Lord in a 'Justice League International' comic book in the OP's pic?

R16

I don't think so. It looks like art by Gil Kane. Very early 80s

Any gay rumors?

Ah, thank you, R17, it does look like Gil Kane!

It must be Perry White in 'Action Comics' circa 1982-1983.

I thought it was well known he's gay. At least he was when he was in Montreal.

Travolta pulled that in Montreal as well.

As far as hot Jewish men go, I prefer Paul Michael Glazer.

There have been a lot of gay rumors over the years.

Why Geena Davis went crazy

I never understood why acting work dried up for him. He's a good actor and kept himself in shape.

I could swear that within the last three years there was a DL thread on him with a current pic. He was in a park (Central Park?) with a homeless thing going on. It wasn't a good look. He looked crazy.

Every dog has his day, here he is in 2015.

I remember when Phil Hartman was shot he became a self appointed spokesman for Phils family. It pissed several of them off. It also made Steve seem nuts.

He showed some nice VPL in Cocoon.

Does anyone remember the blond guy in Cocoon?

Here he is: back row, right.

He's a purdy as Helmut Griem (Max) in "Cabaret."

Picture from Cocoon:

His version of the bible is fantastic!

So? Which blond guy?

The one sending next to Don Ameche in the link at r30.

ahem, "standing"

what a stud

Mike Nomad? Also a stuntman.

His ass was everything in The Bedroom Window with Oscar nominee Isabelle Huppert.

My sister used to babysit for a couple of kids in suburban NJ. She noticed that SG was in a lot of the family photos, so she asked about it. Turns out the mother was SG's sister. It's been a long time since my sister told me this story, so I don't remember the words verbatim, but basically she told me that she found out he was gay.

Thank, r36! That's the name, I just checked.

This is supposedly Mike Nomad.

Hot but he looks like central casting for "the good looking one" from the Manson family

Vintage gay porn?

SG and 90's gay porn god, Jake Taylor - who had the sexiest chest?

That was a decent little film r37. Saw it at the cinema when it was released, remember liking it, not much else.. except... did Huppert play the arrogant, annoying, French bitch who gets offed and the movie-going audience cheers?

A few years ago he did a vanity project: he directed an independent film he also starred in of the gay-themed "PS Your Cat is Dead," and came to Portland, OR for the Gay and Lesbian Film Festival. He made it very clear at the showing that he's gay (although he did not say so explicitly).

What did he do instead? Present his hole?

Have you seen it, r43? I haven't. Please elaborate

I have no doubt he's gay but I heard he "straightified" the novel. Or maybe the play did that, or he straightified the play.

I read the novel ages ago, gay for its era, mostly directed at closeted men. There might have been women in the novel but I don't remember them.

Face was never much, but that body!!

I've never met a sexy young Jewish guy who aged into a handsome older Jewish man. Something genetically causes them all to go to hell in the looks department. Most of them go bald late in life.

super sexy

[quote]SG and 90's gay porn god, Jake Taylor - who had the sexiest chest?

SEXIER chest.

The Gute is cute!

And this thread's a hoot.

That was adorable, R50!

Happy to see Guttenberg love!

Your right it's rare r47, but when they do age well it's magnificent

Grew up in Massapequa, Long Island along with Seinfeld, the Baldwin Brothers and John Savage.

It was like a "Funny Or Die" video. It was a put on.

that is a nice presentation for a 60ish guy

Guttie's hairy ass was passed around more casting couches in the 80's than anyone with possible exception of Marissa Tomei and Keanu Reeves. Rissa at least got an Oscar. Reeves got a habit,and Guttie got Police Academy 1 -4.

He's engaged.

He was one hot Jew. I liked him in everything.

He just had to be one Hell of a studly power bottom back in the early 80's. If you can bear to sit through that horror "Three Men and a Baby" - it is amusing to watch him flirting shamelessly with his co-stars. He wanted Selleck and Danson's cocks in his ass so bad; it was so obvious.

Big lesson for elder gays don't drink alcohol makes you very puffy and bloated perfect example

R60 Piss off!

Like I said no alcohol for elder gays ...puffy and bloated and nasty

alcohol, snacking, lack of exercise = puffy

If he's gay he's not out of the closet. He's currently engaged to a woman.

That video of him jogging naked in central park was meant to be a joke. Maybe he was hoping he'd get enough attention and it would kick start his career again. It didn't.

By the '90s, Guttenberg had become a joke and his career floundered. He's never been able to get his career back on track, even Dancing with the Stars.

Looking back though, he was in some big hits of the '80s - Police Academy, Cocoon, Three Men and a Baby, Short Circuit...

He wasn't a bad actor but he became a punchline.

Who knows which casting director fucked his sexy booty to get him in the door at the beginning of his career, but he certainly was seen as a sex symbol in the early eighties. No one considered him to be some great actor. He played comedic roles, but was never funny. He was cheery and adorable. The fact that he had a career to begin with, much less so many box office hits - was a stroke of luck. He sure was lovely to look at in tight shorts though.

[quote] He's engaged.

Why, so was I once!

The first taste of his kosher cock awakened this goys womanhood.

I regret missing my chance with him. Can't go into the details but he was definitely interested. I was young and somewhat naive and didn't pick up on the offer.

Same thing happened with me, R69. Actually, you and I might know each other. Won't speak any further though.

Same here, R69 and R70! Can't go into details, though.

Steve's life on the UWS....

[quote]He wasn't a bad actor but he became a punchline.

This.

His chest was perfection. I always thought he had a big sac but not too much dick given the outline.

Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?

All he needs is a little work on his eyelids and he'd still be a hotty. His body still looks nice an beefy. But those lids need a lift. At least he has his hair. Right?

He looks a little like Albert Brooks now. Still cute for his age.

In that photo, check out the dark-haired man third from right: Tyrone Power's son, looks like him too, though I understand he hasn't aged well since then.

Bearded blond guy does it for me, too. Did then, when I was closeted.

I've read in the NYT about Gutenberg's apartments on the West Side. Had some challenges when he was living on a lower floor; apparently, the family across the street used to arrange parties, just to watch Steve prancing around his place naked. Then, when they realized their young son was also watching, they complained. But they had been watching him for some months, perhaps years. So Steve found a place on a higher floor. (Weird kind of story to find in the NYT.)

He has his hair but he should stop coloring it. Hope he has not trimmed or shaved his chest.

[quote]There have been a lot of gay rumors over the years.

Of course there has. He's a good-looking actor. DUH

A funny pic from Movieline magazine

Loved him in those dumb "Police Academy" movies -- especially the scene where the whore hiding in the podium (with SG) blows the commandant, but SG's character comes out first , making the commandant think SG blew him.

I went to high school with him and he wasn't gay then, but he did have a great body.

I'd still take a nap on his pecs.

[quote]All he needs is a little work on his eyelids and he'd still be a hotty. His body still looks nice an beefy. But those lids need a lift. At least he has his hair. Right?

Work on his eye lids? He'd mostly likely wind up looking feminine or just plain weird. He's 60 years old. Everything falls. The best you can do is to keep yourself in shape and eat well.

The dyed hair and bad cut age him.

Yes Steve had me, too. I was young and therefore can't go into details.

Do you possess a penis R86?

Is it attached to your body?

Was it attached there at birth?

Guttenberg was always second tier. He came in the time period when John Travolta was climaxing as sex symbol and Tom Cruise was rising.

No talent has-been fame whore. I remember him on the phone with MSM when Phil Hartman was killed too. Admonishing everyone. Tom Cruise did the same phone call to MSM when Diana was dying just to get his hate on the paps in.

Odd he never transitioned to a steady TV gig considering he only had a steady film career for about five years.

Is there some unknown reason ? Is he uninsurable because of some issue like addiction ??

[quote] "Guttenberg was always second tier. He came in the time period when John Travolta was climaxing as sex symbol and Tom Cruise was rising."

Goodness, R88! All this rising, and coming, and climaxing of which you speak has me all aflutter!

What is 'MSM', R89?

r92 Miami Sound Machine

OK, Steve is on the Upper West Side because it is Jew Central; there are Jews everywhere. For those of you who may not be familiar, just know that Park Avenue, except for several buildings, would never rent or sell to a Jew. Consequently, before and after the War, the educated Jews pouring in from Europe mostly ended up on the Upper West Side - why do you think Seinfeld set his show on the Upper West Side of Manhattan? There are Jews everywhere.

OK, all that being said, Steve Guttenberg was the hottest hunk around - no matter what, he took his shirt off in a film - even in THE DAY AFTER - that Reagan-era tv movie relic about nuclear war, Steve had an early shirtless scene. He began his career well with Diner, and is an entertaining Hitchcock-light movie with Mrs. Crawley, the Countess of Grantham, Elizabeth McGovern.

I do have the feeling Tom Hanks sort of took over his career; and the Police Academy franchise did him no favors. Still, he sounds like a very nice man and I wish him well.

And I would get on my knees and blow him right now.

[quote]Consequently, before and after the War, the educated Jews pouring in from Europe mostly ended up on the Upper West Side - why do you think Seinfeld set his show on the Upper West Side of Manhattan?

To take advantage of the elderly refugees who could play extras and provide Kramer with bowls of very funny matzoh ball soup?

BUMP

[quote]What is 'MSM', [R89]?

Mainstream Media

[quote]For those of you who may not be familiar, just know that Park Avenue, except for several buildings, would never rent or sell to a Jew.

You really had to be one of the "you can't tell" Jews, not the "Jewy" kind of Jews to get past the co-op boards on Park.

What about 5th avenue, could Jews get in there? Seems pretty gentile to me still. Agree though UWS was/is very Jewish. But educated, community minded, and artsy. It's not an unpleasant place to live by any means, although I vastly prefer the UES where I live.

If you're a young person who likes to go out and about etc. living on the UWS is boring as shit, as there's not much in the way of nightlife. If you're older and more settled/domestic, the UWS is a very nice place to live.

Yes, but the luxury of living in Manhattan means that even if you can't quickly walk to neighborhoods with more exciting nightlife, a subway or cab can whisk you there and back in no time.

He played himself (à la Matt Lebanc in Episodes) in one episode of Party Down a couple of years ago. check it out

She is a well-known Hollywood homosexual who is said to have sizemeat(un-verified)

r102 I remember that episode...

There were a lot of hotties on Party Down.

He loves to show his teats.

Bump

Owner of Hollywood's oldest kosher closet next to mine.

A delight

His ancestors invented the bible. It's true.

[quote] but basically she told me that she found out he was gay.

Were any credited male actors in "Can't Stop the Music" not?

Me R111. I loves the pussy. Loves it so much I had one installed.

Guttenberg has money for life from the Police Academy movies but it also killed his career. He went from Ron Howard ficks to working with Leslie Easterbrook. He is also a very odd duck. Quirky is probably the best description. The other thing to note is Steve is probably one of the most well hung guys in Hollywood. like Holy Shit big. He was never shy about using his charm and cock to get into show business but in his private life he had a thing for bears. He likes very bearish men, stocky, hairy and facial hair.

I met him last year at a friend's birthday party for her son. He was there with his hot wife, who is much younger than he is. He definitely looks like he's in his late 50s-60s

He's obviously had some work done on his eyes. And it makes him look like he's in a constant just-woke-up state.

R21 Michael T. Weiss was also hot Hebraic.

Hey, what's wrong with working with Leslie Easterbrook?

He had a cute ass.

A rumor still persists that Steve died around '91 and his older brother took his place on camera, sort of like Gallagher 1 and 2 but without the lawsuits.

He was fucking gorgeous. Nice Jewish geek.

There were a lot of guys in my high school who looked like that or better. (My high school was about 60-70% Jewish)

Not sure where you get "geek" from R121. Guttenberg was sort of the anti-geek.

He has no nipples. Snif.

Other than that, he's delicious.

He was so charming with an adorable face. Not hot, but 80’s Steve Gutenberg would be marriage material.

Missed my chance with him when I was a naive twink. It was around 2000 2001 I think. He had a production company. He was well past his sell by date but still cute.

More homo dirt!

Hmm hmm, a healthy boy.

Commando is the only way!

[quote]He was fucking gorgeous. Nice Jewish geek.

Geek? Right.

An annoying homosexual whose time has passed.

He’s been replaced by Steve from Million Dollar Listing NY - hotter, younger, similar builds and hair.

Steve Guttenberg was never as gorgeous as Steve Gold.

In or out of clothes.

Is Steve Gold gay?

I especially loved that he created the printing press.

We don't know, r134. He has yet to suck my cock.

Based on the photo R72 posted, I still would.

Agreed. I’d hit it then and I’d hit it now.

News?

Developing an appreciation for this guy. Real hottie in his heyday and I am pleasantly surprised to hear gay rumours about him on here. It is a shame he hasn't had a career renaissance on television like so many other actors .It is not too late though . His hairy chest is just divine!

If he was in front of me and showed that hairy chest in all its glory, I would surely shoot in my pants right there.

Same here !! [R141] My underwear would be drenched in jizz!

Would love to see him on tv in a new series of some kind comedy or drama.

When I read “ Tales Of The City” I pictured him as Michael Tolliver.

When I was around 14 he had a TV show called “Billy” early in his career - kind of a Walter Mitty fantasy. Billy would daydream himself into different situations. One was a trapeze artist - shirtless naturally - and there was a shot of him & his perfect hairy pecs in the opening credits - I had to look away from the TV.

[ I had to look away from the TV.]

That made me laugh!