Tom Brady is legitimately hot.

What is happening to Datalounge?

No he really isn't anything special.

Blandly handsome and not very bright. Next!

I agree with R3. Tommy is simple, yes. Hot? Um, no.

R1 Trolls are taking over and no one is managing this place anymore...

Which one of you bitchy queens will ever be the all time BEST quarterback in football history?

A Trump supporter = he's stupid

Left his pregnant actress gf for a foreign model = he's a cad

Suspended for cheating = he's immoral

A mouth full of Kennedy teeth = he's bland

Therefore, in conclusion, he's nothing special.

No thanks

Yeah, obviously he is a trump supporter and a cheater and just not a good human being.

But even if I am going to be completely shallow, he really isn't that good looking. You would walk past him in a mall and and he is not type guy you would ever turn around to get a better look at.

"Puttin on the Ritzzzzzzz!"

I've never seen the point of his wife either. She just isn't attractive. She certaiinly has the height and body to be a model but her face is average at best. She appears cross-eyed in some photos.

R10 - geez, that Adam's apple looks like a goiter.

I can't make a final judgment until I see the goods.

Rob Gronkowski is the type of guy that can turns heads, he is a desirable stud even if he wasn't famous.

Brady ain't that type of guy.

Gronk is hotter.

Tom has beautiful, straight, white teeth. They're prefect.

Personally, I have always found illegitimately hot to be legitimately much hotter.

How does he look in a jockstrap?

I'll take Julian Edelman over Tom Brady any day

Yes to Gronk and Edelman. Brady's not all that.

Edelman: Yes.

Gronk: Mouth-breather (but the body is great).

Brady: 80s catalogue model.

All three of them can fuck me to death anytime they want

There definitely are hotter football players than Brady, especially at his late age. But there are no others on the hot list that are currently being called the greatest quarterback in the history of the game. So I think the tradeoff for being the greatest with less hotness would be totally acceptable to him (or to any sane person).

Is he the greatest though? I mean, the cheating.

I think he looks like Frankenstein's monster.

He is NOT HOT. In fact, he is ugly as fuck.

R26.

I'd fuck him!

You would, too!

I just want his game worn jock strap. When will it be up for auction? I am sure if someone swiped it he wouldn't even notice.

[quote]80s catalogue model.

How many of you grew up jerking off to these?

No, he voted for Trump, but it doesn't matter because this asshole would have voted for Ted Cruz or Hitler if ge was Republican.

Peter Brady is legitimately hot and has been since he turned 18.

"Which one of you bitchy queens will ever be the all time BEST quarterback in football history?"

R6 you say that like it is something special. Please, if truly talented younger white men from middle or upper middle class backgrounds were going into football anymore he would have been gone along time ago; instead the teams are filled with dimwitted thugs and drug addicts of white trash (i.e. Johnny Manziel) background or mixed race ethnicity (Colin Kapernick).

I FF'd solely because I'm tired of gay men lusting after Republicans. Do what you want, I FF'd.

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He does not have the nicest anus

Brady and Bridget Monaghan broke up before he hooked up with Bundchen. The baby was the result of the "last try to make it work " fuck, she did not want an abortion, and the three of them get along fairly well while raising the kid.

Tom in his prime was one of the prettiest men ever in sports. Yes, he is losing his hair and looks. He's fucking 39.

It happens to 90% of the population.

Bridget is also recently re-married to a hottie hedge fund manager from NY, so she's done very well post-Brady.

Bridget Moynahan didn't always think well of Giselle. In fact there was gossip that she didn't want her son anywhere around Bundchen. She was humiliated by the press coverage of Brady openly courting Bundchen. But, I assume that changed because GB came to really love the kid and she turned out to be a good mother in her own right.

you queens are all just jelly

Tom has ceiling eyes like emma roberts

[quote] It happens to 90% of the population.

Link please

uncanny....

Trump supporter and married to a supremely ugly supermodel. Why does Gisele get work?? She has the face of Seabiscuit with mannish hands and feet. And he comes across as totally pussy whipped. They make Angie Harmon and Jason Sehorn look like Edith and Archie Bunker. And Angie is known to be a ball busting gash to her husband.

I think he's an amazing quarterback. He's also a cheating, Trump-loving douche, so no.

If I have to be fucked by a Patriots player, I choose Danny Amendola.

Google Tom Brady nude and you get a lot of shots of a not great bod and some saggy boxer briefs. Not exactly so hot.

In the unairbrushed pictures he also has a big belly scar and some weird divots on his chest.

No thanks

Two slices of white bread have more sex appeal --- and about the same IQ.

I find the who put of wedlock baby thing trashy, assuming she was out your grab as much of his salary as she could in child support.

That Gronk is so fucking dumb. Complete airhead. He eats alot of pussy.

He's a fuckin WHITE MAN. Everyone wants ta lick his soft balls.

No he's not. Brady looks increasingly like Lurch. Those teeth.

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I never thought he was that hot, either. Women seem enamored with him. R46 and R19 are much hotter, and I am sure we can find 100 more. The wife is also a mystery to me... weird horse face...sort of a long lost sister of Sara Jessica Parker.

Tom Brady looks like he sick he looks I skeletal and she was never hot very manly looking she lived a few houses away from me before she dated Tom Leo had a little electric car he parked in front of her house they tore it down and now I $31 million house was built it's crazy but they're both Rich and they both must be tired of screwing each other probably just stay together because they enjoy the power

Edelman is hot. Gronk sounds like his name. He's a moron who needs his fingers to count. He has a built body, but it's not hot because he is such an obvious moron. Tom Brady is good-looking in a sleazy, International Male way. He's an underwear model who can throw a ball.. And a cheat.

And his teammates just love him!

And like R55 said, he looks sick. I was thinking that last night. He didn't look taut. He looked gaunt. I think he's using his new "vegan diet" to direct us away from the fact that he has a problem. I think it's heroin.

I kid. He probably couldn't play that kind of game on heroin. But there's something going on. Black magic? Hmmm....

I can't even see Tom Brady in a sexual light he just seems so vanilla and stone-faced not sexual at all Maybe his wife use the dildo on him that I could imagine the only time I ever saw him remotely attractive was that nudebeach recently where his legs were showing and ass

How could anyone consider Tom Brady hot; when Jimmy Garoppolo is right there on the same team?

Jimmy makes me horny

Jimmy gives me a boner.

[quote]I'd fuck him!

[quote]You would, too!

Absolutely. Even though I think he looks like Frankenstein’s monster, I would not kick him out of bed. I do get his appeal. I'm just not a fan of the all-American look.

Eli is hotter

Team Gronk/Tebow here.

That silly "Beard Club" Twitter is now claiming Trump is gay and hot for Brady. Apparently, "Trump's real sexuality is difficult to pin down but he lights up and looks happy around Tom Brady."

This guy also ships Bono and Liam Gallagher, Bono and George Clooney, and Obama and Kal Penn.

Is Donald being unfaithful to me? I thought I was his one true love.

Brady and Garoppolo are riding on the same float in this morning's Pats victory parade through the streets of Boston and Jimmy glows compared to Tom's pasty and doughy appearance.

Edelman's beard is way too thick. Hope he doesn't let his pubes grow that wild.

You can have Donald. He clearly doesn't love me.

Interesting how we lust after unattainable men (see above.) Gronk/Edelman woof! ANYONE have any true stories about these hunks?

Gronk is just too stupid for words. He makes Ryan Lochte seem smart.

Doesn't Gronk hook up with young guys on yachts?

And we're assuming he's straight? I thought he was bi-like threesomes but more interested in the guy bi.

Didn't Gronk say he wanted to be the one to take Tebow's virginity?

Which is a very "bro-ey" thing to joke about r76

I mean real talk Gronk is a pretty notorious pussyhound, been pictured many times hanging out with pornstars and the like.

Yes, he does seem thick as board. The old say of young, dumb and full of cum seems to sum him up well.

Gronk does eat ALOT of pussy!

So Gronk was only joking?

The newest hot couple, Danny Amendola and former Miss Universe (By way of Rhode Island) Olivia Culpo.

Ewww! Amendola is getting Tebow's sloppy seconds!

Is he the late Charlton Heston's love grandchild?

He's [bold]NOT HOT[/bold] OP. Just fucking stop with your bullshit already!

Not to mention mine, R80.

Tom Brady is NOT HOT.

Im the hottest thing around right now ;-).

Brady looked better when his hair was longer.

Brady only began dating Gisele after she accused him of being gay in a magazine interview after he snubbed her when she introduced herself to him at an event.

[quote] ANYONE have any true stories about these hunks?

He has some decent twerking abilities

[quote] That Gronk is so fucking dumb. Complete airhead.

[quote] Gronk sounds like his name. He's a moron who needs his fingers to count.

[quote] Gronk is just too stupid for words. He makes Ryan Lochte seem smart.

He seems vapid and unclean. He disgusts me almost as much as Tebow who I find utterly repulsive.

How does Brady compare to DL fave Drew Brees?

[quote] Eli is hotter

I agree. Eli and Brady both have similar doughy bodies, but Eli seems to have a cuter, kinder "aw shucks" face and decent ass. I don't like Peyton Manning's looks.

Both Brady and "Gronk" have weird skin coloring.

An article about Eli and Jay Cutler being "body shamed".

I prefer the adjacents on the team.

Tom Brady was a chubby kid.

Illegitimate bump.

he looks like he is wearing someone elses face

His chin and jawline is gorgeous. He slightly resembles Matt Damon. In that charity video he did with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, he looked like the movie star compared to them. I think he looks damn good for being almost 40.

I want Gron's cum in me-.

[quote] He slightly resembles Matt Damon. In that charity video he did with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon,

Who had the better ass?

The Patriots have the hottest team in the NFL. Brady, Gronk, Garoppolo, Edelman, Amendola, Hogan...

Garappolo can cum in me anytime!

Gronk is being criticized on Boston sports talk radio for partying so wildly during the Pats victory parade, riding shirtless while openly downing one beer after another. He didn't even play the entire season, due to injury, not the first season he proved to be a disappointment.

Garoppolo will be traded any day now, for a possible $100 million contract.

[quote]Gronk is being criticized on Boston sports talk radio for partying so wildly during the Pats victory parade, riding shirtless while openly downing one beer after another.

That's Gronk being Gronk, what did you expect of him? He has never hidden who he was.

They should be happy no one filmed me motorboating random chicks again

Gisele asked him to retire and he said NO.

AWG extraordinaire

Gronk ate ALOT of pussy after the parade.

I think Jimmy Garoppolo is much better looking

He’s going to the Super Bowl! He just kicked Aaron Rodgers’ ass!!!!

this thread is from 2017

For all of you who aren’t finding Tom your cuppa tea it just means there’s more for me. And I agree with the crowd who mention the hotness of Groningen,, Edelman and Garoppolo. I wouldn’t know where to go first.