Drew Scott & Jonathan Scott (HGTV Property Brothers)

Girl, that was so 6th grade. They're into double penetration now, with their other gay brother.

Have they tasted each other's jizz?

they are 6'5". They must have big cocks

You can look at those two mules and instantly tell that they've done way more than just jack off together.

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do they have Native blood?

no gossip?

They look like small meat to me.

Jonathan is a drunk who got choked out in a bar fight in Fargo ND. not long ago. He clearly doesn't know when to shut the fuck up when he's boozed up.

What the hell is he doing in f'ing Fargo?!

Chinless wonders

Their show is a total fraud, just like all the other house buying shows. The house featured on each show has either already been purchased or is in escrow or they won't do a show with the people. The other 2 houses they show them are just fakes.

Every one of these house buying shows always show the prospective buyers 3 fucking houses. You'd think at some point they'd try to do something different so it wouldn't reek of fraud.

[quote] Every one of these house buying shows always show the prospective buyers 3 fucking houses.

Just once, I would love to hear the prospective home buyers on one of those shows tell the hosts, "We can't make a decision. We'll need to see a fourth house."

Oh God no! The production budget couldn't handle it. LOL

The 3 bros

[quote]they are 6'5". They must have big cocks

NOPE. That's actually a myth, tall guys don't always have what would be considered proportional to their height.

I have a friend the same height, blond hair, muscular, but he cant keep a guy after the first time they seep with him because they want more then what he has. One of his tricks even told me that when I bumped into him. "All potatoes, no meat. I like the guy, but I need more than that"

I'd fuck all three of the brothers but not together.

damn. Some of you bitches are picky.., I'd do 'em.. at the same time.

Its funny they are Twins but one is obviously more attractive than the other. The real estate agent brother's features are more in proportion to his face. His brother looks like you took his his twin's head and let it soak in water for 30 minutes. Although whoever dresses the real estate brother for the show has horrible, horrible taste. He is a tall guy, but his pants are always way too long, and his suits are very men's warehouse with this dark shirts and gross ties that try to be fashion forward. Just put him in a well tailored classic suit and a balanced shirt and tie combination and he would come off a lot better. He should take a page out of whoever dresses Andy Cohen for a casual, cool, business look.

There was a BI in 2015 that pointed to Jonathan. The relevant photo.

[quote] BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This good looking mainstay of a reality show not on Bravo and is more informative than straight reality, had a new beard at the show last night. At this point I’m not sure why he doesn’t come out.

The corresponding photo.

[quote] they are 6'5". They must have big cocks

Tell that to Howard Stern.

I saw their Brothers in New Orleans miniseries. All three seemed gay to me.

Screw them, bring back the kissing cousins, I mean Kitchen Cousins.

The twins are so average looking with their creepy smile.

Anyone had them?

Eh, I like their dynamic.

The house transformations are awesome, though.

I can understand them needing to be further along in the house buying process than what they can show.

It's not really fraud if the owners do get a nice renovation, that they pay for, in the process.

I totally believe Jonathan might be the one who beards, don't know why he needs to. I thought it was Drew at first since he seems more persnickety and fastidious with his clothes and looks.

They are BOTH ugly.

neither of them are ugly..

Yes they are both fug and remind me of Harry Connick Jr.

Don't play coy, R29.. we all kno you'd let both of them double-penetrate your cavernous man-vagine...

They are so sleazy and gross.

The real state brother is getting married to a tiny Asian lady. I think they are handsome and the brother who is a carpenter is very handsome and acts more manly. However, their deigns are Horrible!!! When they advertised they were going to New Orleans to do interior design I was horrified! Sure enough, they worked on two small old homes in New Orleans and they transformed the interiors of the two older homes into complete MOD!! It DID NOT fit the bones of the home which were built in the 1800s! It was completely butt ugly and they ruined the old charm. Their designs are always butt ugly MOD with every damn house that they work on. I remember one client who said she loved antiques and she would love some antiques in her home. They both said Oh! we love antiques! When they were done everything was ultra mod and no antiques in site. It looked like everything was bought at the Home goods store. Total made in China shit! When they were finished the look on the ladies face looked like she was disappointed. I bet she changed a lot after they left. Theses two along with the 99% interior designers on HGTV are all one note. MOD is the answer for everything because they all lack talent and creativity. The two cousins bombed twice on HGTV because they are horrible!! The kitchens they work on are complete garbage after they are done with them.

[quote]The real estate agent brother's features are more in proportion to his face. His brother looks like you took his his twin's head and let it soak in water for 30 minutes.

See, now I think JONATHAN is the better looking twin...he has a sweeter face.

R32 = 82 years old, loves antiques, hates anything designed after 1940. Cant cope with the world as it changes.

Some of the stuff can look too modern but I feel they try to mix and match stuff.

It all really depends on the client.

I felt vaguely insulted when a few weeks ago a younger couple stated that they wanted seperate living spaces, formals if you will, and they very snarky-ly ask them how old they were.

I hate the open concept shit.

They are hot! Are they native? "Adjacent?"

Jonathan says his two dogs (a Yorkshire Terrier and a Chihuahua) are his kids.

I like that both their bodies are just kind of normal and not super developed....Jonathan looks to be even a little "soft".

Neither of them have the obnoxious(yet,I admit, hot) pecs,delts and biceps like the Kitchen Cousins. The Scotts look like they actually have lives OUTSIDE the gym.

Jonathan's got a little tummy on him and his waist to shoulder ratio is way off.....I think it's endearing.

Drew obviously spends more time at the gym than Jonathan but neither of them are genetically predisposed to dense muscularity. Too ectomorphic.

[quote]Neither of them have the obnoxious(yet,I admit, hot) pecs,delts and biceps like the Kitchen Cousins.

And ALSO, unlike "the cousins", their not millions of dollars in debt and facing lawsuits for consumer fraud, breach of contract, fraud,negligence and shitty work.

"they're" I meant to say.

[quote]Drew obviously spends more time at the gym than Jonathan but neither of them are genetically predisposed to dense muscularity.

Neither? They are identicals. Since monozygotic twins come from the same fertilized egg, they have the exact same DNA. ... Identical twins have the same DNA. One can't be genetically predisposed without the other.

OK..I fucked up!

Satisfied?

I will say though for "identicals" they look more dissimilar to each other than most twins I see.

Are they native? "Adjacent?". They're not "white white."

I think they're hot!

[quote]Are they native? "Adjacent?". They're not "white white."

I think that's the third time you've posed this question on this thread. Preoccupied a little?

Here...this should help you.

Will be on QVC Tuesday selling their outdoor furniture.

Christ, [italic]now[/italic] Jonathan is complaining about political differences and heated rhetoric. Where was he for the last 8 years? Under Iraq?

The Kitchen Cousins were way hotter, but sadly they are real assholes which is why they lost their show.

He belives in Women. I want to bottom him harder now

Apparently he follows Shane. He tweeted him this.

Who the hell is Shane??

He's a bisexual Youtuber, R52.

Some bulge here

Interesting behind the scenes from this reddit thread..............."By the way, I asked what HGTV producers actually bring to the table - they said they give about $20k+ in services and materials (design, labor, furnishings, etc) and that it typically ends up being more like $30k."

Is anything about that show real?

They're a bunch of grifters, they renovated a building in my city and cheaped out on the materials and finishes. The charged high prices for their condos because they are the "Property Brothers". One of them occupied one of the condos in the building and was a terrible neighbor.

Are they cut or uncut?

what about Jeff Devlin. gay?

aren's all these "reality tv" shows just varying degrees of scams?

Sorry,but you just KNOW theyve got it on before. Its in their body language. Identical twins (even these assholes) getting it on is HOT.

R61, JD their younger brother is cute too. A 3 way between all of them would be HOT too.

They have that goody, goody "Osmond" vibe all over them, all the way from their toothy faces to their corny shtick (and creased jeans)!

i just discovered a new hottie Michael Chernow on a show called Food Porn. alas it seems he's married to an actual woman.

[quote]they are 6'5". They must have big cocks

Two of my tallest boyfriends had the most average-sized cocks I've ever sucked. And my tongue has sense memory.

r64 Michael Chernow had a reality series on CNBC about his (and partner Daniel Holzman's) restaurant chain The Meatball Shop. He's beyond hunky IMO, but I've read he's Republican.

That's Daniel in the pic, btw.

I can't watch that show. The brothers are annoying. Also hate Fixer Upper. The husband creeps me out. I don't like watching fake couple banner or scripted brothers banter.

Fuck them both. I want to know whither Matt Muenster? His "Bath Crashers" has been missing from my TV for far too long. So fucking hot!

A pair of Douche Bros

Do you folks have anything nice to say about anyone?

I like them. 😉

I've especially liked the beach house project they're doing now.

Drew's house is turning out beautiful.

Fuck the fixer upper assholes.

Jonathan is 6'4 and 210lbs. He said so on a recent episode.

They are both hideous. I see better-looking guys every day at the grocery store, although maybe it's living in CA.

Fugly white boys.

I want to be DP'ed by the kitchen cousins.

I wonder if the kitchen cousins have ever had each other?

Who's the top and who's the bottom?

I thought we had already determined that the Kitchen Cousins were something more than just cousins??

Link, please R77. That's hot!

The one who wears the suits is hotter than the one always in jeans.

Naw, R78, they're only together in my mind.

It's just that they always seemed closer than cousins should be.

😏😝

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Who cares? They are fucking ugly! Raise your standards please!

I have friends who were featured on one Property Bros show. They say that nearly everything is fake. The Property Bros just show up for some scenes. Other people oversee all the home improvements. They also lie about whether the people actually bought a house or not. In the last scene of my friends' episode, it says that they sold their house and moved to another. By the time the show aired, neither had actually happened.

Everything about all those HGTV shows is fake except the actual remodeling

[quote]Have they jacked off together?

Absolutely not! A lot of mutual sucking, but that's all.

R64 Michael Chernow is straight he lives in NYC with his wife and 2 kids. He is handsome and very nice I don't care for his chain of restaurants The Meatball Shops or his new seafood restaurant the food is just meh.

Four way between kitchen cousins and property bro's 😂

Jonathan is the subject of a blind:

This foreign born A list reality star who appears on multiple shows got busted by his now ex-girlfriend having webcam sex with another man. Apparently he saved the session and she saw it on his computer. Jonathan Scott (Canadian) ("Property Brothers")/Jacinta Kuznetsov

The Other Brother.

Ha! That's funny, R88. He does love those doggies of his. He should come out, nobody cares,

The other brother, meanwhile, now has a show or a series of shows over on TLC about getting ready for his wedding to the Asian. Sheesh, these guys will sell anything, huh?

They're currently in San Fran doing another year of their renovation competition.

I had actually seen online somewhere that they had broken up. Now I know why!

😂😂😛😛

I always thought if you have an identical twin he's gay too.

r92, that photo made me gasp, literally gasp.

Matt Bpmer is a God. He's the Prince in every Fairy Tale (pun intended). In the old Hollywood studio system, he would've been snapped up by Henry Willson instead of Ryan Murphy, butched up so he could pass the smell test over at RKO and given a name something like Finn Wittrock.

Oops sorry wrong thread...sorry.

r95, that's OK sweetie, I can never get too much Bomer.

Oh My God, Nelson turned into two lesbians?!?

Was it the gay one that just got married or the other one?

They fuck each other like bunnies, with deep anal and passionate tongue-kissing, and nobody can tell me otherwise.

Well supposedly Drew, the non-gay, got married to the Asian.

It's funny cause Drew seemed the more meticulous and cared more about his clothes.

Butch Jonathan is all rough and in jeans all the time.

I'm too lazy to do a search -- what was wrong with the Kitchen Cousins?

Deep anal and passionate tongue-kissing, I tell you!

Blah. They are sexless.

do they still play dr like when they were young, and cum in each others mouths ?

jus fer fun...

R68, that is bland, white-bread, ordinary. Not even remotely hot...

Any developments on the gay thing?

Milquetoast asexuals

[quote]I'm too lazy to do a search -- what was wrong with the Kitchen Cousins?

They were sued by a couple who said they did substandard work on their kitchen. Then they filed for bankruptcy after the judge ruled in favor of the clients.

With gay fitness dancer Caleb Marshall

Probably not........today.

Another couple of nothings whose fame is inexplicable.

They're nice-looking normal guys.

R111 Umm, no. They're both handsome, but Jonathan is so much more attractive than Drew. And my gaydar goes off with Jonathan - but not at all with Drew. Same with their brother.

I don't find them handsome at all. Not ugly, just not more than average attractive. Completely unsexy, though.

I like their Beto teeth.

They are both ugly. If you look at their facial features, there is nothing refined about them.