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OMG, they’re naked (and getting it on): Geoffrey Couët and François Nambot in ‘Théo & Hugo’

Unsimulated gay sex in French film.

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by Anonymousreply 42May 31, 2018 6:14 AM

Who is they?

by Anonymousreply 1February 3, 2017 11:35 PM

Are they gay in real life, or just really Dedicated to their Art?

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by Anonymousreply 2February 3, 2017 11:39 PM

The film is also called Paris 05:59 and it's wonderful.

by Anonymousreply 3February 3, 2017 11:42 PM

Hot.

by Anonymousreply 4February 4, 2017 5:16 AM

Just saw it - and really enjoyed it - thanks for the tip.

by Anonymousreply 5February 4, 2017 5:22 AM

Ha! Amatuers.

by Anonymousreply 6February 4, 2017 5:39 AM

Sorry, I know they see themselves as "awk-tors" but the second you suck a dick on camera your're a "gay pornie". I mean you can identify as a legitimate artist all you want but since personal identity requires another party to "validate" and affirm that identity if others don't agree with your self-assessment then that makes you delusional at best.

by Anonymousreply 7February 4, 2017 6:17 AM

Damn, only in France

by Anonymousreply 8February 4, 2017 6:19 AM

R7, ohreeeeeallly?

by Anonymousreply 9February 4, 2017 6:32 AM
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by Anonymousreply 10February 4, 2017 6:39 AM

I'll take what I can get, thanks, but couldn't they have found french hotties WITH sizemeat?

by Anonymousreply 11February 4, 2017 11:00 AM

Short one is super cute

by Anonymousreply 12February 4, 2017 11:24 AM

The taller one with straight hair, François Nambot, is very sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 13February 4, 2017 11:57 AM

I'm not gay, r7! I'm a pornie and a legitimate artist and delusional but I'm not gay!

by Anonymousreply 14February 4, 2017 12:26 PM

Lol R9. Are you seriously comparing Mark Rylance, multiple Tony, Oscar, Bafta, and Olivier winner and considered by his peers as one of the greatest actors ever, to these two?

Okay.

by Anonymousreply 15February 4, 2017 12:53 PM

[quote][R7], ohreeeeeallly?—Mark Rylance

Yes, but that was a straight scene. We all know the standard changes once you go gay..

by Anonymousreply 16February 4, 2017 10:49 PM

Were they actors before or were they "performers"?

by Anonymousreply 17February 7, 2017 9:01 AM

They both straight and talked about how shocked and disgusted they were when they read the script, but fell in love with it as they read on. Translation; it's fucking gross and we hated doing it but we are penniless out of work actors so had no real choice.

by Anonymousreply 18February 7, 2017 10:21 AM

They're straight?! Well I'll be skipping this movie then.

by Anonymousreply 19February 7, 2017 12:15 PM

Dear Lord in heaven!

by Anonymousreply 20February 7, 2017 1:10 PM

I'm sorry, but licking another guy's balls (whether in real life or on camera) does not equal straight.

But if they want to keep believing it... lol.

by Anonymousreply 21February 7, 2017 1:46 PM

Thank you R21

It's a very graphic movie, and frankly I was getting bored during the 20-minute scene in the sex club. I understand that the story unfolds in real time, but it just seemed like it took forever to get the plot rolling. From then on, I found the movie very captivating.

Not sure what R11 is referring to. Geoffrey Couët has a lovely, and fairly large, uncut penis. François Nambot. also no slouch, looked cut to me.

MINOR SPOILER: Did anyone besides me notice that the boys pay for their drinks, coffee, food, and the train, but no money is collected at the hospital? When I went to the emergency room in the US, I was required to stop by the cashier's office to arrange for payment on my way out. The admitting nurse did ask for his ID and health card 'If you have it', so I presume all medical services are free.

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by Anonymousreply 22February 7, 2017 2:08 PM

So they did it for ART.

by Anonymousreply 23February 7, 2017 9:31 PM

[quote]Translation; it's fucking gross and we hated doing it.

Precisely.....it's the standard "go-to" actor's explanation in interviews and at press junkets so as to reassure the industry, the media and the ticket buying public that they are DEVOTEDLY and HAPPILY HETEROSEXUAL.....hell, Jake Gyllenhaal is STILL doing it!

by Anonymousreply 24February 7, 2017 9:50 PM

R22, the very concept of stopping by a cashier's office at a hospital is an odd one for us Europeans. Maybe this happens in private hospitals but usually those visiting private hospitals have a health insurance plan which takes care of any payments required.

by Anonymousreply 25February 7, 2017 9:52 PM

Makes sense. Their boners were a little too constantly-due-north to be genuine.

You can tell when porn dicks have been injected with erectile drugs or the performers are hopped up on ED meds; they get an unrealistic constant brick dick.

by Anonymousreply 26February 7, 2017 9:54 PM

I've seen it. The best gay movie of 2016, but I didn't find the actors attractive at all. Gallic men just don't do it for me.

by Anonymousreply 27February 7, 2017 10:41 PM

[R23] - Garfunkel? Linkletter?

by Anonymousreply 28February 7, 2017 10:48 PM

[quote] Garfunkel? Linkletter?

Carney, bitch...CARNEY.

by Anonymousreply 29February 7, 2017 10:54 PM

R22 - twice I got x-rayed and stitched up in Parisian hospitals, in the 90's, after some rough nights out. Never asked me for payment.

by Anonymousreply 30February 7, 2017 10:58 PM

[R29] - Ah. I knew Trixie was a beard.

by Anonymousreply 31February 7, 2017 11:13 PM

Why is it a big deal what these guys have done? It's not like their famous. They may as well BE gay porn performers.

by Anonymousreply 32February 7, 2017 11:22 PM

I'd be interested to know, since they obviously went pretty far with this scene, if there were cumshots, did anyone take a load in the face?

by Anonymousreply 33February 7, 2017 11:37 PM

UnCouët

by Anonymousreply 34February 7, 2017 11:41 PM

Just because they sucked dick it doesn't make them gay.

by Anonymousreply 35February 8, 2017 12:15 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 36May 31, 2018 5:21 AM

Netflix???

by Anonymousreply 37May 31, 2018 5:28 AM

Wow! It's just like porn--except filmed under really bad lighting and not actually CALLED porn!

by Anonymousreply 38May 31, 2018 5:33 AM

R27 How do you know they are Gallic?

by Anonymousreply 39May 31, 2018 5:41 AM

XHamster has an 18 minute and 41 second clip.

Not sure if the link will work, but I'll give it a try.

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by Anonymousreply 40May 31, 2018 5:51 AM

J'espère que ces garçons français ne sont pas circoncis.

by Anonymousreply 41May 31, 2018 5:56 AM

Weewees! Oui, oui!

by Anonymousreply 42May 31, 2018 6:14 AM
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