Brad Pitt naked!

[quote]Have you seen these pics?

Everyone on earth has seen those pics dear.

Oh! Figures, I am late to the party :)

By 11 years OP.

What was the consensus about the last 2 pictures?

These pics made the rounds several years ago, even my straight male co-workers were curious about seeing them.

Now we know what he looks like hard.

BREAKING:

KING TUT NAKED!

For heaven's sake OP, like you never tucked your stuff between your legs even once? Please, every boy has and he was doing the Buffalo Bill dance from "Silence of The Lambs".

nasty pubes

11? Try over 20 years late... I remember seeing these pictures online in 96.

He's small

Not even average

He's 6'2", a giant among men. But who eats breakfast naked? Seriously.

That IS average in the real world.

His dick is average. His ass is nothing. Good abs, though. By the way, who took these pictures? He looks like he knows he's being photographed naked.

He was actually performing for his equally neekid GF at the time the equally flat assed Goop.

R15 I have the Playgirl magazine which featured the naked photos of Pitt. It was like trying to find a needle in a haystack but I finally scored in an Adult Shop not far from where I lived. His then girlfriend Gwennie Paltrow is also shown naked in the pics. After the 2 of them broke up the naked pics mysteriously showed up. I suspect that Paltrow leaked the photos of Brad as a form of revenge. He took out a restraining order against Playgirl so that they couldn't release any further issues of that copy which made it hard to get.

He is isn't small, not large either but he's not even fully hard yet. He is fluffed but he was a young man, if he were truly hard, it would have been at least sticking straight out and most at attention. And as for R17, Paltrow and Pitt were still together so she had nothing to do with it. In fact Brad went to her father to explain they were in a secluded spot and the photographer was miles away and neither wanted them published.

Gwyneth looked like 2 fried eggs with the yoke busted

I just looked at those pictures, rather cute if you ask me. Of course he knew he was being photographed.

The opposite of my type. But, only a liar would say he doesn't look great. Great stomach. Great looking dick. Long and lean body

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Paltrow did release the pics. I was at Ben Frank's having lunch around the time they were released and some actress, I forget her name, was seated at the table next to us and she was going on and on about how Paltrow was behind it all.

I was in these pictures too, the bastard called the photogs.

How old are you OP? You act as if those pix haven't been around for the last few thousand years.

Brad Pitt is 5'10" standing on tippy-toes. He isn't tall.

I don't remember seeing the nude photos of Paltrow. Her body was nothing! No tits, no curves; she was a stick.

Those pics pinged.

He's definitely sponge-worthy.

Stick thin was fashionable back in those days, as was a biggish bush by the looks of things.

Goopy wished she still was this thin.

So where are the photos referred to by R17? Where is he hard?

Stevie Wonder has seen those pics!

From the 90's. They were both attractive and boring as hell.

I would kill to get his slim fit body. Just my taste.

Anyway, sorry if I'm out of touch but who is supposed to be fucking Brad and who is Brad supposed to be fucking?

The sexiest of all his looks over the years IMO.

His pecker may not be huge, but it's perfectly shaped and aesthetically pleasing. The absence of a stank sleeve is a big plus.

I wonder if he shares your views about male genital mutilation R37!

He has the unfortunate "half-ass" crack that doesn't extend all the way up.

He's fucking me r36.