Why does Nicole Kidman keep marrying gay men?

Wasn't she lovers with Naomi watts?

Whenever I hear about a man being an alcoholic, I think "gay". It dulls the pain of his self-loathing, but also lowers his defenses so he can trick with guys.

R2, you don't know how right you are.

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Because they're the only ones who keep lying to her that she's a great actress.

because she's a lesbian

Australian TV outed her

start at 0:19

because she's a lesbian

Meh ............

Professional beard owes her career and status to Tammy for being Mrs. Tom Cruise and don't forget uncle Harvey she worked w Harvey several times.

She is a great actress...

She's the most overrated actress of her generation

ya, word is she and Naomi shacked up for a while....

kidman is a fem dyke, thus her old lady attempt at Barbie dawl..

keith digs trannys

She's still with Naomi

Was her father gay? It sounds like one of those Judy/Liza syndromes....or Liz with Michael Wilding and her close friendships with so many gay men....

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I don't find her femme look at her before pictures

Not as butch as Theron but still not femme

Op = renée zellwegger

Because gay beards are the only ones who will put up with her. She's a snob.

'Bush Christmas' lol! .......

omg that young pic of her pre surgerys

she is a walking ad for every procedure they offer....

dyke rumors bout her fore long time

but she wanted a kid, so....

I'm not gay

Who's Tom's real partner?

R23 so surrogate

She faked her first pregnancy but admitted to use surrogate for the second

Keith Urban looks like a butch lesbian

Because she's a dumb cunt.

His merkin is as plastic as her

She's a great actress.

That can't be him. The eye color isn't even the same.

Emily Watson, Samantha Morton, Toni Collette are great actresses Nicole isn't she just overrated

What are her options ? Aging actress/star, diformed by plastic surgery, with 3 or 4 kids, hitting menopause... ? What straight guy wants THAT

Keith Urban

Have you seen Big Little Lies? She really is great..

How can she be great ? She looks like something out of madame tussauds's. Can she even move her face ?

She's Amazing!

omg he look so gay face

wow

maybe she shoves toys up his arse

wheee

R39 = Madame Tussauds

She has gotten better as an actress over the years.

Her dad looked very gay faced. He was also into some dark shit. Not surprised Nicole doesn't do dick. She probably had enough of it as a kid.

R42 you are GROSS

R7 English not Australian TV.

Well, Nicole did have hair at one point in that old pic. Now, between her and Keith, they might have one decent head of hair.

What are we, chopped liver?

Yes, R46.

She wants a career and is done with the sex. Marriage helps.

Who said Keith is gay?

She is a great actress and beautiful.

r50 Keith isn't an actress darling, he's a singer.

R51 Lol

Witherspoon and Skarsgard were way better than Kidman in BLL

Was her character in Big Little Lies Australian or American she can't do accents FFS yet wins awards what a joke

I alwys found she seems fake as hell on the award shows,,,,,and her looks don't help

like an old bratz doll.

[quote]Why does Nicole Kidman keep marrying gay men?

Beats us?

R56, who is Lisa with an S?

r57 - Lisa Marie Presley

known beard, she just loves helpin out da gay bros,

she a good dyke.

Well, it couldn't be me. Or could it?

I used to like her but all the cosmetic surgery makes her look crazy plus she has some sleazy pals

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One would think the biggest sources of sleaze were removed from her life when she called it quits with Tom Cruise.

A photo op is just a photo op, isn't it?

Kidman has never set off my gaydar. Most women, straight or gay can become very handsy with one another. I know the name Naomi Watts but I don't know anything about her. I'm not a Kidman fan, but I have enjoyed a number of her films, but, many on this thread have made a number of strong points that might indicate Kidman could be gay or asexual. It sure would make some sense of her Tom Cruise episode.

No, a lot of straight women are not handsy with each other. Quite the opposite.

In those pics with Naomi at the fashion show, she looks almost possessively touchy. I have great best friends and I don't think I've ever been that handsy.

There was a thread, years ago, on DL about Naomi Watts and Nicole Kidman and there was a link to a site about them with tons of photos. It was quite entertaining.

R,67, I was supposed to be straight and married and a mom... I spent every conversation with women I was attracted to, trying not to notice their breasts and finding reasons to constantly not just touch, but hug them. Lint, yuuge problem, let me get that for you.

Keith is such a stoned wimp....is anyone wimpier? and Tom used to be such a pretty girl. Even if they're beards, can't Nicole do better???? All those hot Australian men, and this is what she marries????

It can't just be a hot guy, R71. She was married to the top male celebrity in the world. She was never going to match that again but she needed at least another star.

Also, R71, Nicole can come off a little distant and icy. That's why she goes for a certain type of guy who makes her seem more warm and relatable. A Ken doll wouldn't do anything for her image.

She looks very pretty in the pic @R73. A bit like Amanda Schull.

Here's an old DL thread on Kidman that is kind of fun

I loved the story she told on Jimmy Fallon about thinking they were on a date and he had no clue.

I think she just likes that type of dude. She dated lenny kravitz and he can give off a gay straight man vibe.

Cause she has a big cock.

Easy, OP. They leave the toilet seat down.

Wendy's real face seeping through at R61. Looks like a turtle again.

she married Naomi watts long ago

the rest is pr for her 'face beauty and cologne' commercials....

will she be born a Nigerian waif next time????

Love the tv clip. Thanks whoever posted that!

part of her nose is now plastic, has had too much done with it, iin some pix u can see it shining thru the make up

she and keith do not sleep in same bed.

she is good actress when it comes to her 'bi' or 'str8ness'

but not dat gud....

Look! Old Datalounge Thread about Nicole and Naomi

She’s a femme dyke.

She seems like a bitch also.

photos

That's a surprisingly sweet picture at R14. Naomi looks lovely and Kidman looks like she has a soul

never got how Naomi was famous, face like a ruff truckdriver

weird

maybe gf Nicole aided her career....

Yea, ms watts not exactly star material, that face....ok, but soo very vanilla, an adequate actor, but...

What do you think is attractive? Kardashians?

Glenda jackson

kidman is a $$$$ whore

she does it all for a buck, the marriages, the ads, the face face face work

R14 Catherine looks gorgeous in that pic.

kidman don't know no better

look who raised her

keith gayface urban on the AMA awards now lip syncin a fug song...

there is Nicole lookin like a lipstick lez on front row

god is good.

Speaking of the AMA's....david boreanaz jus presented some award, dint realize he was gay. showed tight box in shabby jeans . yes.

wow, practically advertised it.

no wonder he hiding behind that seal tv show

I thought DB was a notorious pussy hound.

he has good publicity

his thick juicy ass took him a long way....

I love threads like this. Thanks.

don't nobody else want her

they front for her: she dyke

She love the men with vag....

For R43. Google these words and grab the FIRST story on gumshoenews. Just do it.

Kidman father death

her family shady....

So she try be super vanilla huh

She lame.

Oh, brother . . . . . . . . . .

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Australian actress said: 'They've said I'm gay, they've said everyone's gay. I personally don't believe in doing huge lawsuits

about that stuff. Tom does. That's what he wants to do, that's what he's going to do.

'You do not tell Tom what to do. That's it. Simple. He is a force to be reckoned with.'

Cruise has already sued gay porn star Kyle Bradford for defamation after he claimed to have had an affair with the Mission: Impossible star.

Miss Kidman added: 'I have a different approach. I don't file lawsuits because I really don't care. Honestly, people have said everything under the sun.

'I don't know what my future is. But I really don't care what anybody else is saying. The marriage existed because it was two people in love. It's that simple.

'He basically swept me off my feet.

I fell madly, passionately in love. And I was desperate to have a baby with him.

'I was willing to give up everything. I was reeling with Tom and I loved it and I would have walked to the end of the earth.'

Bet she and keith have wild ole gay orgys....

They try appear so apple pie

Maybe cruise is like j edgar hoover re tricks

once they have had em: they not seen again....

my john in LA was a movie director and he said that rumor bout j edgar 'disappearing' his hores was true.

Because she's a lesbian.

I'd say straight but cold, not sexual. Aggressively ambitious. Works like a warhorse, does like 3 or 4 projects a year back to back. Gets criticized for it, unfair as her male counterparts wouldn't but she does risk overexposure at times.

Her thing with Urban is weird but seems to work well for both.

She doesn't want to be bothered with sex.

Terribly insecure childhood, only $$$ can give her 'confidence'...