Does Kellyanne Conway really think she's attractive?

Flexing her mandible before devouring her mate.

She's taking a page out of Mann Coulter's book, wherein you wear clothes you're too old to wear and style your hair in a style that's too young for you in order to detract from your physical and spiritual hideousness .

I'm sure she looked better before selling her soul. Devil came to collect early, started with her face.

When you rot from the inside because your soul is a maggot infested, stinking garbage pile, it tends to work its way outward eventually.

Her chin is scary to me.

Blond hair and blue eyes means I'm gore-jus.

Oh, she knows she's a horrid looking, old and bony Jersey hag. Even her GPS shouts that out to her.

R5 Just her chin? You're being kind. You can store small change in those eyebags, and it appears her teeth are decaying right out her gumlines.

She has a long horsey face like SJP and a pudgy droopy nose.

Her straw hair and engrained bags and wrinkles do little but emphasize the poor underlying scaffolding...

Not that there are any Dataloungers in their sixties and dress like a 25 year old, bro.

She's supposedly 50. It's pure karma face. Her skin looks like it's fried from some combo of sun damage, cigarettes, and binge drinking.

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As above, look at her husband- she's a 10 compared to him.

Her hair fascinates me because unlike her face it could be easily improved. Cutting 3 inches off would help. She could just wear a wig for TV appearances and state occasions.

R11 Jesus Christ, those tits are practically hanging down to her navel! And those knobby knees look like they belong to a 70-year old woman.

#geriatricbarbie

You just know that hubby of hers is a regular poster on DL. What a fat old queen.

Too much trashy eye makeup with ridiculous false eyelashes.

Her body shape isn't bad at all. Thighs are toned. But a saggy one piece bathing suit isn't doing her any favors.

No, R15, #MenopausalBarbie . she's not yet geriatric.

One look at her can turn boys gay. Then, one look at her husband can turn them asexual.

She looks like an old barbag or , at best, an old crusty barmaid.

she clearly LOVES the way that she looks

Where did you get that photo op? I don't remember the episode where the crypt keeper was wearing a pink dress!

Her stunning beauty is an alternative fact (i.e. only in her head).

Like her sister-grandma in audacious ugliness, Jan Brewer, Kellyanne is making hags a thing.

[R14] - That's what I don't get as well. The hair should be an easy fix. Either she's in total denial or she doesn't give a fuck.

Well, she doesn't have to worry about Trump grabbing her pussy.

Embiggen the photo at R6 and R23. Then look at her nails.

Good Gawd!

You know she looks at herself the way Kate McKinnon portrayed her this week on SNL. I'm a STAAAAR!

Behold the ravages of age!

R23, meet R6.

Kate McKinnon is the best.

Kellyanne is a smart woman Oman. I think she's a huge disappointment to people like us, because we tend to believe that smart women don't collude with lying, sexist, racist pigs, but alas, they do.

So no, she doesn't believe she's attractive. She knows she looks like shit. She just has no fucking clue what to do with herself.

She either has massive sun damage, an eating disorder that is managed, is or has been or is ill (cancer or thyroid issues), or she has a secret pill and/or booze addiction. It could also be a combination of any of these.

Bottom line, Kellyanne does not look healthy nor well for a woman her age.

Her looks reflect the company she keeps. Lying, shouting, ruthlessly not giving two fucks for the lives she abets to destruction - God, a woman, said you shall look the part of Evil on Earth! SNAP!

R12's photo made me want to burn out my retinas.

[quote]Kellyanne is a smart woman Oman.

what is a smart woman Oman?

honestly, I think she thinks she is now a powerful woman, and like powerful men she should be able to have a little fun, but for weird and stupid reasons, it just doesn't work that way. I don't exactly feel sorry for anyone who would work for the asshole, but I think maybe I feel a little bad when she discovers, it doesn't work the same for women.

My pussy stinks.

The looks like one of those demon people in the law firm Keanu works at in Devil's Advocate.

She looks like Dorian Gray's portrait in the flesh.

She's really got the face she deserves now. I'd wager that she was pretty as a teenager and young woman, but the combination of anorexia/bulimia, alcoholism, thyroid issues and soul-selling has really taken a toll on her face.

This thread is one big W&W, with R25 for the win! 😂

I do t think short hair on women is allowed in Trumpland - if you want to last.

OP, have you never seen her talk on tv? She's 900% delusional.

There's no skank like a hagged-out skank.

Here's a suggested new look for her, R34...

Am I the only one who thinks she's spaced out on Xanax or Percocet?

Classy as fuck, yo. NJ royalty!

Kellyanne and the rest of Trump's crew are incapable of perceiving reality, so when she looks in the mirror, she sees Jennifer Lawrence.

Looking radiant while about botched-abortion survivors in 2009:

I think she's admirable for her achievement as the first winning female campaign manager, but in keeping with the gaiety of the discussion, I could see her being the salt monster.

Context is everything. Crop out the people on the right, pretend that whatever that is she's wearing is a scrubs top, imagine that the long tables are in a cafeteria and that she's skipping the meatloaf on her cardboard tray in lieu of the pruno she has fermenting in a plastic bag inside her toilet; you can't tell me that she doesn't fall within the top 90th percentile (in terms of attractiveness) in her cell block.

Add a blonde fall, contacts, a dozen pairs of eyelashes, a pound of eyeliner and....doppelganger!

Definitely rode hard and put away wet.

Comb your damn hair, woman. The sexy beachy look was 10 years ago and only for women under 30.

All blondes think like that.

Well, that puts lie to the "choosing your body over your face" and the " you can never be too thin" axioms because even though she's tones she still looks ghastly.

She is a wizened bag of bones. Madonna looks like Scarlett Johansson next to her.

R37, Seems like a typo.

[quote]She's taking a page out of Mann Coulter's book, wherein you wear clothes you're too old to wear and style your hair in a style that's too young for you in order to detract from your physical and spiritual hideousness .

It's the Fox News bimbo look, wherein all women are bleached-blonde, short-skirted wannabe Nazi pinup girls - even if they're in their fifth decade of life.

R29 Looks like she's chewed her nails down to the nubbins of her fingers. That's what working for Satan will do to you.

I think she's too nuts to realized what she really looks like.

Republican women need to maintain a certain "Aryan Barbie" look, even when they are well past the age that such a look is remotely passable. It's the right's sexism and racism personified. Women need to show that they are blond (white and Aryan) and feminine (DTF unlike those nasty feminazis) with their styling and dress. No pantsuits, no short hair, no brunettes or anyone remotely "ethnic" or "dykey." No "natural look" women like Elizabeth Warren or Rachel Maddow, just actual female Nazis dolled up to try to look "hot" or "fuckable." This is what appeals to their audience of deplorable white men and brainwashed white women.

Don't diss Kellyanne -- she'll hit you.

Fox Business' Charles Gasparino was at the Victory Ball on Inauguration Night and said in a Facebook post that he saw a fight between two people. "Suddenly out of nowhere came Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway who began throwing some mean punches at one of the guys.” He said that the whole incident lasted “a few mins” and that he doesn’t believe anyone was hurt. He ended the post saying, “Now I know why Trump hired her. Btw I exaggerate none of this.”

R63, Mrs. V-P Pence kind of puts the kibosh on your theory.

R63 got it exactly right. No theory is 100% applicable 100% of the time to 100% of potential subjects.

Kellyanne Goebbels' hair, make-up and dress are strictly from the GOPee Power Barbie template. It's okay to have power and to publicly wield power, but only when you carefully adhere to the dress code dick-tated by the men.

Barbara Bush adheres to a different template, the GOPee Smug Cloth-Coat Matron. This woman is allowed to have power and to wield it mercilessly, but never publicly.

In time we will find out about Mrs. Pence. I suspect she's a defeated housewife who secretly drinks.

Untreated eating disorder?

Saying she's 50 might be an alternate fact, she may be 60. We all know she's no stranger to the lie.

R65 I am discussing Republican career women, not politician's wives. Political operatives like Kellyanne, pundits like Laura Ingraham, Anne Coulter, nearly the entire stable of Fox New reporters, even that robotic millennial whose name I can't bother to google.

The women who WORK for the right almost all maintain a blonde and uniformly feminine (long hair, skirts and makeup) appearance. These are the women who go to work every day to speak to a conservative and largely white male audience. It's unmistakable, but they don't realize how much it subtly highlights their views of women and race.

She reminds me of the old Twilight Zone episode where a bunch of ungrateful, selfish children are given masks to wear as they await their rich father's death to pounce on his estate. At the hour of his death they can't get the masks off- the (ugly) masks have fused to their faces, and reflect their worst personality traits (piggy, boorish etc.). Ugliness turned inside out.

Kayleigh McEnemy or whatever her name is

And another two bigger versions, one much older with cocker spaniel-face, whose names escape me, all aspire to that type.

r69, You used the term "Republican women," period. I deliberately chose high-profile examples to the contrary. But fine; it's "Working Republican Women" you mean.

Scottie Nell Hughes

Scottie Nell Hughes looks like that from drinking all those mazel tov cocktails.

[quote]mazel tov cocktails

I hope this was intentional; it's the funniest damn thing I've read in awhile.

Well, you really got me R72. I'll try to be more careful with my words next time.

for R75

Conway thinks she's the personification of this:

I'd like to see her birth certificate. The real one. I can't say she looks like a crack whore though...that's insulting to crack whores.

Definitely someone kicked out of the coven. I would bet she is eligible for Social Security.

Big Betsy McCaughey is the older one.

White people age badly.

...and we love it!

Ladies and gentleman, hang on to your sides and please give a big round of applause to young Kellyanne Fitzpatrick!

Wow, R83, she was looking prematurely aged back in 1998!

[quote]I suspect she's a defeated housewife who secretly drinks.

Well, she's got to deal with having an ex-gay Nazi husband somehow.

I think some white women think their blonde salon hair makes up for the deficit of their haggard faces. Well, it doesn't.

Drinking is not a good look.

R56, r57 & r86 have it correct. I refer to it as "but I'm blond" syndrome. Theyre all hags, but are convinced that having bleached fried hair makes them stunning. Kellyanne Whorway is one of the most physically repulsive people I've ever seen, personality aside, and Kellyanne is a whore's name.

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R89's pic is genuinely frightening.

She has an alcoholic woman's body, if she is indeed 50. So if she's 50, this is a booze problem.

If she doesn't have a booze problem, then she is actually over the age of 60 (closer to 70) and is lying about her age.

She's like an old alligator purse, except the purse was once useful.

After seeing that clip at R83 I'm convinced she's lying about her age. Back in 1998 she looked like a 40-year-old who could pass for 36 but claimed to be 31.

If she's not lying about her age then she needs to make sure she's getting to a doctor regularly. My dad looked prematurely old his whole life and it was due to vascular disease, and the doctors always said it was a common symptom of high blood pressure and circulatory issues.

If she was an alcoholic, wouldn't she have a bloated midsection like Whitney Houston did? I'm guessing she's shaved a few years off of her age and she's more like 53-54. And somebody here did say that they knew her back in the day when she was about 98 lbs and definitely anorexic.

Question: What is it with straight men's obsession with blonde hair? It seems like no matter how ugly the face or personality, men are blinded by the blonde.

The "i'm pretty because i'm blonde" hags are onto something. Blonde hair does have a strange magical power over some straight men.

I don't get it.

Yes she looks hideous but I have to admire a woman who's not making it on her looks. Or I would if she wasn't so evil.

I made the error of turning on Chris Mathews just now.

She's revamped her hair into a pageboy, added fake eyelashes that obscure her dead eyes, and applied some sort of Ramses Era makeup foundation.

She's truly casket ready...

I should say "bob," not pageboy.

Hair looks the same just tossed away from shoulders.

[quote]She's like an old alligator purse, except the purse was once useful.

And even the alligator was once alive.

[quote]Kate McKinnon is the best.

Kate should wear meth makeup when playing Kellyanne.

Is that account of the victory ball for real? What a bunch of lowlife scum. Again, Never saw anything so undignified at any of the Obama's celebratory events.

not in the light of day, but after midnight- dark corner-everyone's had 5 Drinks, sure, a lot of guys would let her go under the table!

It's the Hitler Youth den mother look.

Love this thread! Sorry, Skeletor Spinmeister, but you reap what you sow!

I loved her inauguration outfit.

Now, R44 & R63, let's not goad Kellyanne into cutting her hair.

It doesn't always turn out the way one thinks.

I'm looking forward to the ripped-from-the-headlines episode of L&O SVU emulating the discovery of what appears to be Jared Kushner's tie strangling the neck of Kellyanne's rotting, bloated corpse as it's pulled from the Potomac.*

*The producers discreetly omitted the presence of several of Barron's chew toys crammed up Kellyane's vadge.

She's my hero!

A booze hound for sure. She looks like the crazy drunk female on the end barstool at midnite mouthing off about everything.

Kellyann Conway, barfly cunt

That beachy pic is nauseating. Trump should issue an executive order requiring cover it all bathing suits for over 50 barflies.

#Seahaglivesmatter

I actually admire the hag a little for not over-plumping her face or going the pantsuit man look

that IS her botox and filler look, R113

I loved how when all of the sex. harassment allegations were coming out about Trump and knowing what a shallow asshole he is about "looks" when it comes to sex. harassment, she said "I've been alone with him and he's never done anything."

Her husband is still waaaaay uglier.

In fact, I think she could do better.

she's terrifying, and the worst part is that she had the means to look better: even seeing a good hair stylist and make up artist would make her better. But then again she's the woman who showed up at the inauguration in THAT dress so she probably loves to look like a deranged, cheap, drunk witch form a Looney Tunes episode.

someone told her it was a 'fancy dress ball' , so that's where she orders from

I'm a hairstylist so it bugs me severely to see her damaged hair. I could really fix her up. Can't do anything about that skin though.

You bitches are so dramatic. Her husband made one unfortunate choice and started pushing his hair back, and now you're all shrieking about how unattractive he is.

All he has to do is comb it forward again and he goes right back to being the handsome man we're all used to.

They're still a beautiful couple but, as you can see, they'd both be wise change their hair back.

Check out the posing in colonial home as if from old yankee money - do these people, can these people, see themselves?

R113 - has multiple pantsuits, wears them in the basements when live-streaming 'how to' pass videos

Unfortunately there are many gay male republicans who will be dying to make her over in upcoming months.

Her eye bags are easily fixed. I know because I had it done myself.

Kellyanne's reaction to Kate McKinnon's impersonation. I'm surprised Kellyanne hasn't gone on a homophobic tirade about a lesbian impersonating her.

Can any DL varicose vein experts weigh in on the gruesome pic of her legs at r89? In particular, the right leg.

Those bulging veins look a little suspicious.

Or convenient. A good vein can be hard to find when you need it.

Conway's husband is fugly. Bobby Moynihan should have played him SNL Day Off sketch instead of Alex Moffat.

Rode hard. Put away wet. Long dried out.

And "fugly" for the husband earns understatement of the year.

Cuntaway has an old ugly hag look. Ann Coulter is several years older than Cuntaway and looks better.

This thread is restoring balance to the universe. I can't wait till the REAL trolling of Kellyanne begins. I want to see that hag face streaked with tears on every major news outlet in the world. Unleash the dogs of war (of bitchery)!

And what a world we live in where Mann Coulter is "the pretty one". She looks like a goddamn dewy-eyed lass next to that walking used nicotine patch, Kellyanne.

Is Coulter not part of the Trump in crowd?

Good question r133.

I know big ole Betsy McCaughey was jumping up and down, all big pendulous tits and shimmering belly fat, plus her flabby saggy ass cheeks doing the the jello drag. But big ole Betsy was deemed too unstable, too much of a possible rogue if her feelings got hurt.

Coulter might be staying on the sidelines to write an "I told ya so!" Book because DJT has never liked her. Didn't he call her cunt about 5 or 6 years ago, and make fun of her equine appearance?

R93 Houston's midsection weight gain is typical in her age range as body fat begins to condense in that region due to estrogen depletion. Further like many women in her age group Ms Houston had several very large fibroids - again - you clearly are unaware but this is extremely common. We can have 'broids as large as baseballs even the healthiest amongst women. So no that was not alcohol related. Houston still kept her weight slightly under her frame height best weight.

And that chin, that chin. That pointy, witchy, Witherspoonish, trashy American chin. She's a beauty.

She was always haggard, even in her more youthful days.

Now big smile Kelly, big smile...

r135, very interesting. I like your writing style.

Cats against Trump.

Except that cat is too cute to be Trump. More like Sissy Spacek

She could always get a job at the mall.

Or the crocodile pond at the zoo.

She looks like a Patsy Stone clone

[quote]Coulter might be staying on the sidelines to write an "I told ya so!" Book because DJT has never liked her. Didn't he call her cunt about 5 or 6 years ago, and make fun of her equine appearance?

I remember him making fun of her years ago. She will probably write the "I told ya so" book once Trump falls to build the wall. Coulter hates illegal immigrants and was probably jumping up and down in 2015 when Trump made the "rapists and drug dealer" comments. Wasn't Coulter a huge smoker and drink years back? She doesn't look awful like Kellyanne. Kate McKinnon played Ann Coulter on The Big Gay Sketch Shows years ago, it would be interesting if she did it on SNL.

She looks like she's a descendent of the water hags from the witcher.

Kate McKinnon is so overrated I can't believe it. She was terrible as Hillary Clinton and she's awful as Conway. She succeeds in making Conway sympathetic. Like she regrets getting Trump elected. She doesn't.

I'd do Conway in a heartbeat and you'd get every last drop of venom in my portrayal. Conway isn't funny, she isn't sorry, she isn't a dancing star and she's clearly not sane.

She should be portrayed as the bug eyed, heinous slapper that she is.

R147 post your video then. Put up or shut up bitch

Am I the only one that sees it??? That's a man!

Kellyanne Conway is a tranny!

She looks like a smiling skeleton. Why does CNN still have Cuntway on?

To answer OPs question: No, I doubt she does.

[quote] Does Kellyanne Conway really think she's attractive?

Compared to who?

R20, even though I haven’t hit menopause, I can tell you right now that physically healthy and fit women don’t look like Kellyanne Conway, even if they don’t take HRT drugs.

I strongly suspect that Kellyanne has a booze and/or pill addiction. She may have also been a long time smoker. And finally, people who have naturally blonde hair, with blue eyes, and fair skin, should avoid overexposure to the sun, unless they’re not worried about premature aging, or skin cancer.

Kellyanne looks 70 because there is something going on in her life that prevents her to properly care for herself. This goes beyond working for Trump.