Bryan Hawn's Ass is Saying Goodbye to YouTube

He's got weird abs you get through lipo and obvious chest work

He has a weird face and his ass isn't as good as it seems. He archway his back to make it seem bigger and rounder than it is.

40 fucking minutes long?!

Ain't no one got time for that.

He also recently created a for pay YouTube channel where he's charging $99 per video. Not worth it.

That qween thinks someone is going to pay A HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLLARS for one of his videos of him dancing around?!?!?! How many drugs is he on?

R5, he also deletes any comment of those who dare criticize the prices he's charging.

He's Andy Samberg's twin.

True, R7.

He banned me on Instagram when I complimented his ass. Bizarre.

What is the $99 video that is supposedly risqué?

He's adorable and a very odd big cat rescuer.

Don't fall for his shit r10. You know it is the same thing he always does, dancing around, showing off his ass. He just wants to hype it up to get gullible fools to give him their money.

he loves to sing, badly. . .

Started work as a slave. Well, that's a Florida story, to make no mistake.

[quote] What is the $99 video that is supposedly risqué?

I haven't paid for any of them, but based on his own description The for pay videos simply remove the graphic covering his ass. So as R12 indicated you're just paying for him showing his ass in swimwear as in other videos.

He's just getting older and making the most out of his moneymaker before the hair goes .

He learned the power of lying to children in the education process. "Learn to be a superhero!"

His and the OP's headline "ASS IS SAYING GOODBYE TO YOUTUBE" is a click-bait lie.

He's just moving to Paid Youtube only.

It looks like he has a couple of $99 videos. But it's Youtube, so you know it's not going to be porn. We're not going to see his hard dick or anyone else's going up that big, juicy ass.

So to hell with him.

This Bible-whipped cocktease needs to do porn.

I'll be honest, I didn't even watch the video.

Did he kill the person(s) in the BMW?

You're missing out. It has all that and the Bloodhounds snapping at his rear end!

He comes from an extremely wealthy family, which is the only reason he was able to stay on youtube in the first place. Maybe mommy cut off his allowance?

Who???

Here's the poor boy bullying and mocking others when his family was on a tacky reality show called 'Vacation Swap'.

Karma's a bitch isn't it Bryan...

Was that shitshow picked up for a series ? Skipped through less than five minutes of the pilot and it was dreadful.

OMG, so many fuglies in one (thankfully) rejected pilot.

And Bryan looks like a drag queen vampire, like his flesh is melting.

Here's Brian lashing out at people complaining about his overpriced onlyfans page, among other things:

How do people here even know who he IS??

I am constantly amaed by DL's knowledge of very obscure hoes.

That message thread on LPSG is a trainwreck, R28.

Hawn's smacktalk with the poster who criticizes his content (or lack of) was embarrassing on so many levels. For someone who is constantly promoting himself, one would think Hawn would get that arguing with a potential customer - in a forum created to discuss you - is literally the opposite of quality PR.

That the thread was started to discuss the general uselessness of both Hawn and his content - yet he STILL decides to make an appearance - makes it even more cringe inducing.

And Hawn immediately goes to the whole "you're just jealous because everyone loves me" schtick. And THEN when he's called out for alleged racism he pulls out the whole "some of my closest friends are..." line.

Hawn comes across as a dumb, narcissistic middle-schooler.

^^ amazed

(I am so agog that I can'r see to type...)

Why pay for someone to watch uncensored clips of him presenting hole when others do it for free who also look much hotter? Once a poster pointed out his busted lip it's all I can see now.

From the LSG link:

[quote]LMAO! It amazes me how much hate is within our own community. How much we attack our own people. As somebody who has read through a billion comments on the internet, I get zero hate from the straight community, the only hate comes from within the gay community. We can't learn to be kind to one another.

So, he's openly gay? I wasn't aware of that.

Any cock?

Wow I hadn't seen that vacation swap show before. He's clearly the mincing, bitch queen of the family. And they're all so spoiled. It's even funnier with the heavy Midwest accents when they're acting like royalty.

Who is this person? Where do you DLers even find these “social media personalities”? And WHY? All they do is take their shirts off and ramble on about themselves. So worried for our future. So, so worried.

r36 he's an old, old, old fixture on Youtube and gossip sites. Many of them like to make fun of him because he spends most of his time lip-synching or actual singing to some starlet's song and showing his ass in various positions. But he's not an escort, he claims, and he has Google alerts set up for his name so he goes wherever he's mentioned and comments about how everyone is just jeal0u$ haterz. I'm sure he's making money from the referrals and the attention and monetization of his Youtube videos, and there's probably some people who will pay $99 to see a video of a bit more of his ass, which he obviously thinks quite highly of. The best way to deal with a creature like this that feeds off attention, good and bad, is to ignore it.

i mean, Davey Wavey at least pretends to be nicey-nice and sweet, whereas Bryan is just that rapidly aging queen with hair plugs trying to make money off butt implants and collagen injections until he finally lands a rich husband and moves to upstate New York where he can pretend to be a high society wife.

R37 Thanks for explaining. I understand...but I still don’t get it. There are so many of these types of guys who take up so much space here. From what I can tell, all they do is take off their clothes and the homos automatically worship them and seem to know everything about their lives. To each his own. It’s not my thing. I guess what bothers me about it is how easily manipulated everyone seems to be. Any guy with a gym membership puts up his pictures and suddenly he has 4 million social media followers and gay stalkers and makes a career of being a body with no talents or mind or heart to speak of. It kind of makes me want to buy a male mannequin and start a social media account of him in all sorts of nude poses just to see how brainwashed gay men are about following anybody with a body.

he is mentally not well. be nice. he may go postal.....

GET A JOB HORE

r38 most people like making fun of him because he's got such a high, undeserved opinion of himself. And secretly, although many will pretend to be shocked, everyone's just waiting for the news story about his pet African hissing serpent Munificient biting his baby cheetah Leopold, which goes wild and mauls his face off, the shock and horror of which causes him to fall off his fifth floor apartment balcony and plunge to a splattering death on the pavement.

His OnlyFans content is the worst. The. Worst. Doesn't even show hole; not even a glimpse. Seriously, straight guys reveal more on that site than this precious queen.

And his ass looks abnormal anyway, like it's a medical condition of sorts and not just a big booty.

I think he looks like Daniel Tosh with big muscles. He is very self absorbed and money hungry. There are actually videos on his channel called "The Most Perfect Butt in the World." He really thinks highly of himself. I know lots of people are proud of certain features, but very few think they have the absolute best out of 7 billion people in the entire world.

And I don't know who in their right mind would pay $99 for a little 5 minute video. For that price he better be going to your house and giving you a lap dance to go with it. I guess some guys are really lonely/desperate and have a lot of money to waste on stupid stuff. I don't know whether he's a colossal jerk or a genius for being smart enough to take advantage of that. Maybe both! He made his YouTube channel unwatchable, though. Now it is nothing more than an advertisement for his moneymaking video with those giant emojis.

What so that LPSG site in R28's link? A gay chat site?

I love him. He is amazing and I bought 10 of his videos for my friends!!!

Countdown until he shows up on Steve Grand onlyfans

Bryan Yawn

R44. Pretty much a glorified porn star. He makes little music videos on YouTube where he lip synchs or sings whatever song is popular now while wearing very little clothing. He used to show off some naked buttcheek but now he keeps it censored so people will have to go elsewhere and pay to see the uncensored video, sometimes for as high as $99. He is also willing to give out workout tips so your as can look as good as his does, also for a price of course.

Oh, and I can't forget he is also into zoology and keeps a pet hyena. So he is pretty much a singing porn star animal enthusiast who gives workout tips.

"Your ass can look as good as his does" I meant to say.

The whole OnlyFans 'phenomenon' is one of the saddest things about current gay culture.

The porn addiction is at least (somewhat) understandable. But this?

This Bryan guy Needs. A. Job. A *real* one.

Most of his income is from Onlyfans. Not paid YouTube.

Having most of your "income" coming from OnlyFans or anything similar is incredibly sad.

When are you queens going to start posting links to his pirated videos?

This egomaniac needs to come down several notches and the best way to do that is to steal from her.

R52, you are the BEST. :)

I don’t get the hate with this dude. He’s not hurting anybody. You are not required by law to view his videos so who cares what he charges.

I don’t understand why he needs to come down several notches. Maybe you can bump yourself up a few instead.

[quote]R42 There are actually videos on his channel called "The Most Perfect Butt in the World." He really thinks highly of himself.

Hogwash!

Discerning DLers now know[bold] Jack Mackenroth[/bold] has the most perfect[italic] (and welcoming!) [/italic]butt in the world.

Somehow, Twitter recommended that I follow him. He describes himself as a "Recording Artist/Fitness Icon/Zoologist." Check, please!

Never found him handsome enough

He’s got a killer body. He’s probably doing pron for his fansonly site

I used to see him daily at equinox west hollywood. but not for awhile. not very friendly . just sort of struts around. there are so many hotties at the place no one pays any attention to him or his butt. there are just so many very hot men at that gym.

R47 Death Pool 2018 entry: the Hyena will eat him!

Bryan Hawn - sounds like a tranny name

R7 He does look like Andy Samberg's younger and hotter brother.

He's got a great ass, but just like all these pathetic attention-grabbers who claim celebrity through the internet, I just end up wondering: what the fuck is wrong with this man?

Can you imagine trying to put up with him day-in and day-out?

That video posted by OP was one of the most annoying things I have seen on YouTube.

R63 "Can you imagine trying to put up with him day-in and day-out? "

The trade-off is tapping that hot ass.

But you know that it would be like doing it with Patrick Bateman crossed with Nomi Malone -- lots of him checking himself out in the mirror to capture his best pump and way too many cartoonish gyrations for effect. I'm thinking that Samberg himself would be the better bet.

Has his ass deflated yet?

No, it's still bubbly and perky and inviting. , thank you.

His "Bromance parody" video was cute, but that was 2014. I'm guessing he's realizing that he isn't getting any fresher.

I really hate him. No one wants to see him do his lame singing.

R71 Yeah that singing is kind of lame. I don't fault him for having a good time being young and pretty, but there's no shortage of that either.

I don't know. I just don't know.

GRIFTER

Who?

Who?

What?

His ass will say "hello" to ugly old guys when he needs the cash, if it hasn't already.

He's had implants in any case, so he's pretty unfuckable.

R77 Ugh, probably like fucking a mannequin. Useless, then, unless he's an ace cocksucker or has huge dickmeat.

Wait, so this guy is known to some people just because he takes his pants off and puts out pictures of his butt?

And someone dedicated a thread to this?

^^ Yup. When has there been a need for more than that to get attention?

There are as many asses on the planet as their are human beings. A thread dedicated to a butt makes me sad.

Kiss my ASS goodbye!!!!

You bumped this old thread to add that r70...?

Eh, could be worse, could be a Charmie thread.

Oh his ass didn’t say goodbye to YouTube. He’s hawking a “Coronavirus cure” claiming he had Coronavirus before the original cases were reported. The “manual” he says he “discovered” about this supposed cure, was one written by his equally hideous mother. Which of course, he neglects to mention. Since Queerty posted this, someone named “Shawn” is saying he’s Bryan’s manager and threatening them with legal action, and the comments to said “Shawn” are hilarious, as they’re the same threats he made to another gay site for publishing nasty racist and fat shaming texts to a woman in medical school. So it’s probably Bryan scratching his hair plugs and doing it himself.

Listening to him talk? He sounds like he’s had a brain injury, not unlike Blake Mitchell.

I can’t believe anyone would listen to him. He’s seriously, brain dead!

You know what’s really sad, is the people who pay such a high price for his OnlyFans and all he does is hump pillows just to show his ass off. Is he really not capable of a real job? He also adopted a Hyena and lived with it in an apartment several years ago. He was cute when he was younger but he has NOT aged well. He looks worn out and roided out.

And yeah he does sound like Blake Mitchell when he’s talking. Brain dead.

Comparing him to that douchenozzle Samberg is hardly a compliment.

Hawking a snake-oil cure for coronavirus makes him go beyond "annoying but basically harmless" to "evil and profiting off others' misery."

His apologists here should be ashamed of themselves.

He’s so gross.

All the instahos need to see their futures...

Has he even presented hole? I see the butt pics above, but what about his hole?

[quote] Hawn comes across as a dumb, narcissistic middle-schooler.

So he’s definitely a Datalounger.

Does “Only Fans” send these guys a W2? How do they file taxes? Self-employed? File 1099s?

I’m sure he’s got brain damage. Listening to him talk is a chore. And I agree with the person above comparing him to Blake Mitchell. Both sound like utter retards.

He totally talks like has has brain damage. The older he gets the dumber he looks.