Embarrassing erection moments

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Photo of boner or stfu

"...he was very nice about it and complimented my size lol."

This never happened.

r2

I've posted this so many times but here you go. And don't say it's a fake because I have already proven myself to be real.

If you're wondering why I was in a mental hospital I had a mental breakdown after Pulse. It's a bit of a story.

r3

It really did happen. I don't remember what he said exactly but he definitely did comment on my dick lol.

I was unlucky enough to have a UTI when I was 14 that lasted for a few months. After rounds of antibiotics, my doctor sent me to a urologist. My mom and dad insisted on being in the room. That was enough to make me die of embarrassment. He checked out my dick and foreskin. Then he decide to do a prostate exam to make sure the UTI didn't migrate there since my symptoms seemed to also indicate a prostate infection. I got hard when he pushed his finger in my ass and shot my wad when he touched my prostate. At this point, I just wanted to die. My mom pretended nothing happened and my dad laughed. The doctor said "well that sometimes happens." The super embarrassing part was when he asked me about my sex life after the exam. I admitted fucking my best friend for the past year. The doctor recommended washing my dick after fucking my friend. Since it was 1978, no one thought to say wear a condom.

OP just proves my theory: big dick = a big dick.

When I was 16, I discovered a small lump on my left testicle and immediately brought it to the attention of my family gp. He sent me to a specialist, who determined I needed it removed, but at the same time, discovered that my right ball had a spermicidal cyst which was harmless, and given the situation, recommended leaving it alone. Cut to six months after the (painful!) operation, and I was going for a follow-up. The doctor said that he had three interns and asked if I would mind if they observed. I said sure, no problem, but then they came into the exam room and two of the three were extremely handsome guys in their mid-20s, both built, friendly, and paying very close attention to the doctor. (The third was a woman of the same age who might as well have been invisible... at least to me.)

So, the doctor puts on a glove and feels my balls, speaking clinically with the interns, and then one of the two dudes asks if he could feel the cyst, and without so much as a moment's hesitation I agreed. He just reached over and rolled my balls in his big warm hands, and I got instantly hard. He just smiled and said thanks; I then offered to let the other intern feel if he wanted to, and so he did, too. By then, I was as hard as a rock and fully erect. The fish just stood there and had this look on her face like she would rather put her hands on a chainsaw, and politely declined before I had a chance to offer, thank god.

The funny part was that the moment the doctor and interns stepped out of the exam room, he yelled at the two guys for not putting on a glove. Didn't bother me; I can still recall how each guy's hands felt, how one was wearing a tight shirt with a little fur showing through his open collar, and how the other one's lab coat smelled very faintly of Polo cologne (yes, it was that long ago).

Teens with boners are the best.

R8 = Bryan Singer

Either that or a guest at one of Singer's "pool parties".

OP, if you're not embarrassed about being in a mental hospital you really shouldn't be embarrassed about anything that happened there.

I have no doubt that R7 was and probably still is an insatiable, shameless whore

Hi, I'm Yassine from Tunisia. I'm gay, moved to America to be free to live my life, and I'm a nurse in a looney bin and I'm one horny fuck. I suck off crazy loons a few times a day. Also they can bareback me in broom closets. By the end of my shift, my hole is dripping with cum. I'm gorgeous and you know those crazy people - all horse hung and popping huge boners 24/7.

OP, you're repressing thoughts from your breakdown and looney ward experience.

You big ho, you've obviously for the hots for skinny Arab guy, heightened by the fact that he complemented you on your inapproriate big boner. You lust crazed bitch, check back in to the crazy Ritz-Carlton and resolve your fantasy with a little reality.

Communal shower standing next to my swim coach:

I was on a swim team and had stayed at the pool long after practice. The locker room was really, really old and still had a small gang shower with four shower heads. I was the only kid around and decided to take a nude shower, which I usually did not do. (I was maybe 13 and very shy about my body.) My swim coach unexpectedly came into the shower room and took the shower next to mine, which unnerved me, but I was considerably more anxious when he took off his trunks, and I found myself naked next to the man whose image I had jerked off to repeatedly in the past. (He would stand on the deck in his loose trunks with one foot resting on a starting block, so that when I was under the block I could see his balls.)

I sprouted a hard-on almost instantly while he tried to engage me in light conversation. I turned my back to him to hide my dick and turned the water on full cold, but the erection persisted.

I ended up walking out of the shower room without turning around, leaving my speedo hanging on the faucet. He yelled at me that I'd forgotten my suit, and I yelled back from the changing area that I would get it after I got dressed.

But before I got dressed, I went into the bathroom and jerked off, shooting a load about 45 seconds after starting.

My true-life Nifty Erotic Story.

Note: I am rather certain there was no sexual intent in the coach's showering with me, despite how the story reads. Times were very different in the seventies and early eighties in terms of casual nudity and locker room norms.

[quote]Last year I was in a mental hospital for some weeks.

Finally, a Datalounger who admits to the actual setting of his stories.

When I put on a bra for the first time.

Never. I've somehow managed to live through 37 years unscathed by an embarrassing erection.

"My swim coach unexpectedly came into the shower room and took the shower next to mine,"

Nothing wrong with that

I get an erection almost every time I go to my massage therapist. I used to get embarrassed and would try so hard to NOT get an erection I couldn't enjoy the massage. He has never commented on it, so I finally realized he doesn't care, so now I just relax and if it happens, it happens.

Damn nice cock, OP... are you really still a virgin at 23? Lemme come over there and fix that for you... ;)

Hot, OP. watched your vid where you eat your own cum. super hot. really nice dick.

Which video is that, R21?

I liked the coach/shower story. The medical ones are mundane. Doctors see this all the time.

OP's story probably did happen (nothing more realistic than a DL'er being admitted to a nutward), all except for the part about the medical assistant complimenting his junk. In litigious times like these, do you really think a health care worker is going to risk a complaint by making unprofessional remarks about a patient's body?

Troll post. Nothing about it is remotely believable. Being in a mental hospital? Nope. An Arab orderly? Never. Non-existent Arab orderly complimenting your dick? Nope. Biggest troll ever.

I'd prefer an erection when I'm at the doctor's, but instead shrinkage happens.

This happened when I was 16. When doesn't a 16-year-old have a boner?

I went to the beach with my older female cousin. We were sitting there talking, and after a while she had a strange smile on her face. I didn't think too much of it, but I also noticed that people walking past would have a smile and sometimes laugh.

That's when I looked down and notice my hard-on was out in the open, having worked its way out of my bathing suit leg or my bathing suit having worked its way up. So now I knew what had brought on all the smiling at me. Nonchalantly I just tucked it back in and carried on talking as if having an exposed boner wasn't anything to get worked up about.

R26 is a lesbian who pretends she is a man on DL. 0/10. Troll.

Put the bottle down and go sleep it off you fucking R27 shitstain freak.

F&F'd and blocked R24. You're one of the reasons DL sucks nowadays.

Haha once my deer Bahren get big sexxie hard ons een bath tub haha, momma help leedle retard makes beeg pee pee go way way down lol FUN!!!

One time I had a persistent, often painful varicosele (sp?) in my scrotum, and I was very mystified by it and saw several doctors before I finally got a correct diagnose in Pittsburgh. One of the first doctors who looked at my ball spent a long time feeling and fondling and rolling my balls in his hand, and of course I got a rager. I was actually hoping it would turn sexual and he'd want to engage in some mispractice on me.

Not so lucky. After about thirty seconds of having my 8" downward curver in his face, he sighed in an annoyed way and told me to get dressed.

:-(

And after reading all the wrong words ('mispractice' instead of 'malpractice') and other typos in my post, I'm ready to tell myself to put my damn pants back on and go to bed.

Every single one of you are trolls on this thread. Probably the ones who write 50 Trump postings a day. R26 is a very obvious lesbian who knows nothing about having a dick. If your dick was exposed people would not stupidly smile at it. They would be more disgusted and tell you to cover your 2 inch little worm.

r24

My story is real. I live in SoCal where there is a diverse mix of people. Where do you live where there are no Arabs? There was actually a very diverse mix of people working at this hospital. All types of people. There was even a white gay case manager.

I'm not a troll and thought my post at R12 was a bit amusing, if I do say so myself.

Anymore stories? Preferably one that's similar to r14's moment.

When I was in the nut ward, it was filled to the brim with middle-aged, rotund crazies trying to sit on your lap or make out with you while muttering to themselves.

Some of them wore makeup to meals - it was like a room filled with Divines.

OP.. you were at Pulse in Orlando? or knew someone associated?

I popped a boner while getting an EKG. The EKG technician wasn't even hot. He definitely noticed and seemed disgusted.

No stories of classroom boners?

When I was 13 or 14, my dad walked in on me when I was jacking off with my feet up overhead and as I was shooting my load on my own face. That was awkward.

This medical porno

R40 not technically a classroom boner but teacher-related.

In the school district I attended, we were required to take one credit of P.E. (gym class) to graduate. I have zero athletic aptitudes...I was the skinny, glasses-wearing, book smart, shy, closet case. The idea of having to take a gym class was a nightmare for me for many reasons. The 11th grade was the last year, so I took the classes, but I ended up skipping class with great regularity. Even the fact that I had a crush on my gym teacher was not enough to make me go. My gym teacher was DILFY, mid-40s, he was a bit short but had a perfect body and a big firm butt. Anyways, he was super friendly with me, and I suspected he read between the lines about why I wasn't going to class (more on this later).

Anyways, one morning he sent a note to my homeroom teacher requesting I see him on my lunch period. When I got to his office, I was told he was in the locker room. I went in, and he had just gotten out of the shower and just had a towel around his waist, but his built hairy chest was all exposed, and, well, I popped wood big time. I know that he noticed but didn't say a word and told me that I didn't have to come back to class as long as I did a research project with a presentation before the end of the semester, and he would give me a D- and pass me.

A few years later, when I was in college, I started dating one of his sons. We ended up being in a relationship for about four years. When I was reunited with my former gym teacher, he remembered me and confirmed that he suspected I was gay, and that's why he didn't force me to go to class as he should have.

R43 thank god you bumped this thread for that fascinating contribution

I’m picturing Bob Hoskins, r43

A few years ago my partner & I went to a local ice cream shop. It had a long counter where people lined up, & actor from that was a wall lined with two-seater tables. We were sitting at one of the tables & the last guy in line was a college student in gray sweats & a noticeable package. A couple of college girls come in & get behind him in line & he apparently knows one of them. She starts talking to him about classes & he turns to talk to her... and his package slowly starts to grow into a full rager. My partner and I are at eye level with this guys package since we're sitting right next to the line & we were trying so hard not to laugh. It was hilarious & kinda hot. He literally went from bulge to full tent pole & back while standing by us.

R45 Yes! The body type in that clip is pretty acculturate.

Trust me, as you get older you'll miss those teenage/early 20s days when a bumpy car ride was enough to get you bone hard.

One of the gym teachers married the girl up the street from my house. A couple years after she graduated. Anyway he was short and built like a boxer and very sexy. He figured out I was a fruit in 7th grade when he met me. He told me this years later. He was a great teacher and rather than give me excuses to get out of gym he knew I liked sport so he helped me get better at them and kept me on teams through varsity level. And he never put up with any faggot bashing on his teams.

Sorry no erection story. I saw him in the gym nude in hs many times. Hot guy.

So, I was about 19 and having problems with my distance vision. I booked an eye appointment with the eye doctor on campus. The doctor was a total fucking babe. I'm guessing he was 35ish and was of Greek descent, which I would tell by his crazy last name and his tanned skin. It was September still hot, and I had just a pair of jogging shorts on. It was going alright until it got to the point where he has to move in super close to look at your eyes. Just for backstory, I was still a virgin at this point - I ended up losing it during spring break later the following year - and I had one or two drunken kisses but nothing further. So, he had leaned it, and his forehead was touching mine, and his thigh was very lightly pressed up against my knee. And I got wood, but instead of tenting my shorts, my dick head popped out of the leg of my shorts. I remember panicking cause I tried to cover it, but because I was sitting down so my shorts had no flack. So when he pulled back, he absolutely noticed because he kind of stopped what he was doing for a sec. So I lifted my butt in the chair a bit to cover it, and then he said something like, sorry I had to get close to see your eye. The rest of the appointment was okay, I had to get glasses, but I could tell he was uncomfortable. And I still had a semi when I left the room after he was done.

Not me but my friend in high school. For some reason, he liked wearing his football pants on a Friday and his jersey. It's like we didn't know he played it was a small school. Anyhow, we were in algebra 2 . Back of the class where we always sit. Next thing I know he is fidgeting in his seat and then just stand up and stretches forward. Then I see why. He has a hardon and no lie it was gigantic. I could see why he was uncomfortable. The teacher, of course, askes him if there is a problem and he just says no I have a leg cramp and she goes back to teaching. He has pushed his waist against the desk to hide his boner so I am really the only one who can see it. I was fucking mesmerized. Needless to say, I spent the rest of my high school life trying to get to suck that dick. Never happened in HS but in college - oh baby.

Tell us more, r51!

I got an erection when this kind of youngish blonde cute doctor was examining my nuts during a work required physical but I wasn't embarrassed. I have a dick, dicks get hard, perfectly natural and nothing that should cause shame. Then again, I'm not the kind of person who is ashamed of anything related to my body. I rather like my body and this includes my dick, soft or hard. What is there to be embarrassed about? I think I'll save my embarrassment for when I'm older and I fail to get an erection at a time when I need one.

I'm weird in one way. Yeah when I was a teen raging hormones did their thing. But doctors and stuff - well I chose ones that won't be a problem. You know, old, pudgy, female and the like. So no chance of popping wood. And I'm a top so the my ass isn't tuned to do that.

r52 - not much you can't figure out - night of college drinking - told him about the boner story, he laughed remembering it. One thing lead to another and I was trying to stuff it down by gullet.

[quote]....complimented my size lol

Still nuts.

[quote]....this skinny Arab worker

Still nuts and offensive.

[quote]....this huge boner.

Still nuts and offensive and boring and a troll.

Whoever you are R7, I love you!

I used to get them as a teen in church all the time. Me in my corduroy three-piece suit. I used to lean into the pew in front of me to hide it, or when seated, I'd keep the hymnal open over it.

I couldn't control them in my teens.

Well, I've never told anyone but once I got a boner when my grandmother was in town visiting her sister about five miles away. I never was so ashamed, but it turned out after extensive research that sometimes this can happen when a guy wakes up in the morning. And I was only 25.

My story is of NOT getting one when I should have. I was with my brother and all his hot friends, including the hunkiest, handsomest guy in my own class. So they decide to pile in this pickup, with guys sitting on the other guys' laps. So this hunky guy from my class ends up sitting in my lap! Can you imagine, we drove all through town and I had this amazing ass on my lap. All I could think of was, "don't get hard, please don't get hard" and somehow I didn't, which still amazes me.

Thanks for the bump! One of my fave threads.

Ross Lynch in " My Friend Dahmer."

R14 that’s hot and believable. I can picture it.

Last year, right before COVID shut everything down, I had a checkup with my doctor and told him about some alarming swelling in my balls. He gave a look and said it was a hydrocele. DON’T look it up. He sent me for an ultrasound immediately. It was at another office. I was pretty nervous about it, but I knew it needed to happen. Thankfully, it was a male technician doing the ultrasound. I had the feeling they keep him around for these “delicate” ultrasounds…I’ve never had a make tech before. He was an older man, not unattractive, but it wasn’t like I was hot for him.

He had me pull down my pants and he put a paper towel thing over my crotch. He sort of went under the towel to out the gel on my scrotum, and with the instrument, and was showing me on the screen the fluid buildup. I was paying attention to that but then suddenly realized I’d gotten an erection. I was embarrassed but figured he’d seen this before. He was watching the screen and didn’t seem to notice, until his wrist started bumping into my boner. This went on for a few seconds until I think he realized what was going on. He remained friendly, but got out of there really quickly!

I eventually had the procedure to repair it in August. I’ve slightly chubbed up during pre and post checkups with the urologist, but no full boner. I am going tomorrow for another checkup…

When I was in my 20's my later-to-be partner, His Girlfriend at the time, and another friend were just walking around hanging out. I was walking behind them thinking about his hairy everything and great ass in basketball shorts when I got a huge(well not huge) erection. Suddenly he starts talking about how much his back hurt and wanted me to crack his back. 'uh um well I can't right now" Why not crack my back! Just wait for a second and I will! He kept asking so I did. He felt it. He had to of. he said" well that's enough of that!" and we just kept walking.

If true, OP is willing to admit he was sent to a psych ward just to let us know he has a big dick.

This is Datalounge to a T!

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This happened to me once in high school. Here’s a video of it:

I once poked a chiropractor in his stomach with my hard dick.

So, during my first year of college, I had to go to the chiropractor after a back injury stemming from a car accident I had been in a few years early. Anyways, he was kind of cute and had hands of gold. My neck is something of an erogenous zone for me, and as he was messaging and feeling around it, I started to get hard. I manged to discretely push my dick down so I wouldn't tent (I was wearing jogging pants) but a short time later, he did some lower back adjustments and there was point where (I forget the name of it) but basically you put one arm around him to his shoulder while he is almost on top of you and he pushed down on your back. As he was rolling my over my tented pants made contact with his stomach......I was mortified. To his credit, he did a very mild kind of double take and then quickly moved aside so he'd be free of contact and said nothing, acted normal. I never went back to him after that! I got a woman chiropractor after that.

"I'll start. Last year I was in a mental hospital for some weeks..."

Pity that your insurance ran out.

I was a nurse on locked psych units in CA for 10 years. Here are a few discrepancies with OP’s account:

- A full body check was always done on admission. Use an ultraviolet light to check for lice in the hair. Check for all marks on body, including scars, in order to document what came in with the patient, so that no claims could be made that we had caused them.

- Under NO circumstances would this be done with only one staff member present. For legal protection, two staff would always participate, so that they could corroborate what happened with the patient. (Patients were wont to make outlandish, often sexual, claims about staff.)

- Never did I ever see any erections happening with the male patients. In case of female patients, if the licensed staff was male, he was always accompanied by a female staff. (We did not do rectal exams; too invasive. Which was too bad, because one patient managed to smuggle a plastic bag of downers inside his rectum. No wonder he acted sedated during his first week or so. This was actually dangerous, because he could have killed himself.)

[quote] I got hard when he pushed his finger in my ass and shot my wad when he touched my prostate.

I've had this happen a few times now (maybe 5 or 6 times total?) with various doctors. PCPs have also examined my prostate as part of my annual physical.

Not every time, but I've had some handsome doctors. It was more of a surprise the first time, and I came a lot, but now I warn them this is a possibility and either I'm prepared or they are (the last physical, pre COVID, I had a mask they had there slipped over the head of my dick.)

It sort of isn't sexy, but sometimes the hot doctor in a position of authority, even in a clinical way, combined with the physical sensation and my body's natural response, is hard for me to overcome and it trips my switches.

So many made up stories - nobody shoots a wad after having just your prostate touched once.

And OP is also lying.

Much like Donald Trump, DL's straight out-of-Nifty story tellers never let facts or reality get in the way of getting off, R71.

So many sad, fat, nellie prisspots here.

I feel bad for the lame ass Karens who run around DL frantically telling us which posts are not true.

We know. We don’t care.

"Never did I ever see any erections happening with the male patients."

Maybe that's just because you're ugly and fat.

Every hour of every day.

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I get them during my massages, regardless of women or man. But, I hear from most masseurs that it is pretty normal.

Two come to mind. I was standing in line at Colonial Williamsburg. I was about 13, and had a spontaneous boner. There was nothing sexual about the Governor's Mansion (or was the the Capitol?). My jeans were so tight that I couldn't stand up straight. My mother kept asking me what was wrong, and my father stared off in another direction. I am sure most people in the queue knew what was up.

... I was at the beach, still a teenager and I spouted a massive boner. Everyone in my group was leaving the swim area to go eat. I said I wasn't hungry and to laid facedown in the sand for what seemed like an hour.

Awww r81 I hope your mother was just oblivious and not trying to make it go down.

At 16 I’d get them almost every time I rode the subway.

Weirdly I didn't get the constant teenage boner thing, maybe in part because I jacked off like 6 times a day.

But a few of my more embarrassing moments were in college, when I went to my friend's house on the weekend with him.

His dad...well, it was weird. His dad seemed pretty standard to me when I first met him, but as time went on I started noticing him more. He was balding and had a tiny bit of a dad bod, but had a handsome face, beautiful eyes.....after the first few visits, he seemed to always be doing something outside - working in the yard, jogging - and then would come in, his hairy chest all wet with sweat.

And it was the scent of him that made me bone hard for hours several times. I was so embarrassed the first time.

I can tell that there are not many arabs in the US otherwise you'd never have these fantasies about them since they are the most homophobic men on Earth.

Hot r84

This is an ancient thread, but I assumed OP got Arabs mixed up with Indians, even though this all occurred in his mind.

I got boner every morning in junior high at 9 am when class began. There I sat in the classroom with boner. It always lasted about 10 minutes. For no reason.

R81 Those things happened to me, too. Sudden boner and then standing in a funny way to prevent anyone seeing it.

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Not me but a kid I went to high school with. Algebra class. Every Friday game day we had to wear our Jerseys if we played. Jerry, one of the few black guys at my school would wear his white football pants as well. Jerry and I sat next to each other in Algebra and he starts grunting and groaning. Next thing I know he stands up and start's stretching. Our teacher asks him if he is okay, he says he has a really bad cramp just needs to stretch. She says okay goes back to teaching. He is standing the leg next to me s bent the one inside the desk is stretched out. I look over and what looks like a small child's arm is growing down his leg he is stretching. I was mesmerized. His dick was gigantic. He must have been freeballing and now cockzilla was getting scraped against the polyester football pant. I worked very hard after that to see it person :)

and did you see it in person r91?

I've had a number of embarrassing erections.

I did an in-house drug study in a university pharmacological unit once. It lasted a couple weeks and was almost all young men. Some were thugs but most were students.

Every morning as they got up and headed to the huge restroom, they'd have piss-semi-hards in their pajamas, shorts, etc. I began sitting in the hallway on a couch just to discreetly watch the flopping bulges as they staggered sleepily by.

Looking back I could probably have sucked a lot of cock there. If I was that kind of person.

R94 Wow, missed opportunity. You were at the buffet but you picked that time to be on a diet.

In gym class, we had to take a shower with our gym teacher watching to make sure we all washed. Every time I would get a big boner even though I was not attracted to him. All the other kids would make fun of me for it. He also made us get completely nude every year to perform our scoliosis exams, and it would happen when he performed the manual part.

[quote] he sent a note to my homeroom teacher requesting I see him on my lunch period. When I got to his office, I was told he was in the locker room. I went in, and he had just gotten out of the shower and just had a towel around his waist, but his built hairy chest was all exposed, and, well, I popped wood big time. I know that he noticed but didn't say a word

[quote] A few years later… I was reunited with my former gym teacher, he remembered me and confirmed that he suspected I was gay, and that's why he didn't force me to go to class as he should have.

[r43] - so he suspected you were gay and decided to test that theory by having you meet him while he was semi naked?

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R96 they all made fun of you for not being attracted to your teacher? Were they all attracted to him?

R99 I think they made fun of him for the boner, Rose. But I don’t know if I buy that he didn’t have a thing for the teacher.

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How many times in High School did you have to walk out of class with your books held in front of your crotch? Especially in study hall when you could put your head down, close your eyes and "dream?". 😂

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From Freshman year of High School through Senior Year of College.

Believe it not, I was a late bloomer in terms of wanking off.

Had plenty of nocturnal emissions but was slow to learn about pleasuring myself.

When I was in high school, I had a history teacher who, though not most people's idea of "conventionally" attractive, I found very hot. He was in his late-thirties, tall, balding, part-Italian with a dark beard and mustache, and wore Birkenstocks with socks. He had an extremely hairy chest (visible from the top of the collar of his shirt) and always had on khakis that showed that he was clearly hung—you could oftentimes see his massive balls swinging around as he walked. I used to get boners in class because of it and would do my best to hide it. His classroom was in a separate building from the main school, and there was a private bathroom directly connected to his classroom. I remember getting up and going in there once and waiting until my hard-on had gone away. I didn't have the nerve to jerk off in there, but I was close to it. I fantasized about fucking him for my entire senior year of high school.