I want to fuck Colin Firth

You have my blessing.

Anyone want to join me?

Is his fiery Italian wife Livia going to join us?

Maybe ten years ago. He's not ageing well.

She can watch but no touching. I'm not into vage.

R2. Ben Barnes does.

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Presenting

Make that 20 years ago

I've always thought he was sexy as hell in a very understated way.

But does anyone else think he wears a rug? I wouldn't care, quite honestly...the subtle smile, head tilt and accent do it for me. Just saying I always thought the furry hair up top seemed a little bit always the same in every movie. Much like Dominick Cooper, who I also think is sex on a stick.

I'd like see his furry hair down below.

There is nothing exciting about him. He is all yours, OP....

I agree with you OP. I've had this thought a lot over my lifetime.

Has he shown cock onscreen?

[quote] Anyone want to join me?

I don't know what he saw in the hideous Meg Tilly. She's the reason their kid is weird looking.

[quote]Maybe ten years ago. He's not ageing well.

He was still quite hot in Kingsman: The Secret Service, especially with that little minx Taron Egerton. They are filming the sequel right now. We'll see if Colin still has his Kingsman tight body then.

I prefer the other Colin--Farrell--and his dirty self.

His character was killed in Kingsman. I doubt he'll be back.

Is Taron into daddies? He and Colin would be hot together.

Nope, R19. They started teasing already last summer with this, and there are pics from the set with him in action.

R20, you're probably not surprised to find out Eggsy with Harry is something people would like to see. I haven't looked into any of their fanfic but I'm sure there's plenty around.

Ooh, Colin was one little hottie. I'm sure he had quite the following at drama school.

"Livia" ?

Is that millennial-ese for Lidia/Lydia?

He's giving off a strong twink vibe in that gif. I wonder if he ever had to bend over for a part?

I so wish someone else had played the Kevin Bacon part in Where the Truth Lies.

I only now noticed R23 is from Another Country. It's been ages since I saw the film but I vaguely remember Colin playing a non-gay part.

Surprise anal at R26!

[quote] We'll see if Colin still has his Kingsman tight body then.

He had a partially obscured shirtless scene in the latest Bridget Jones film. His chest looked decent but his face really shows his age. I think it's more pronounced because he is much leaner now.

Well you know it's true after a certain age you choose your face or your ass.

Livia is actually an ancient Roman name. Livia Drusilla was the wife of emperor Augustus.

As long as it's consensual.

I've just never been into him, same with Pierce Brosnan I could never see what all the excitement was about.

Huge pussyhound

Yup, in Girl With a Pearl Earring.

What is R35 answering "yup" to?

A legendary cocksman (fish) or so the gossip has it. Now he mentors the younger generation. I imagine he relives the old days through them when they are staying at the Italian estate while Livia's making pasta in the kitchen.

Allegedly pronged Scarlett Johansson and Kate Winslet. Though probably not at the same time.

He is a bland sandwich.

what has brought this on OP ?

His brother Jonathan isn't bad looking.

Colin Firth? Meh! As mentioned upthread, not ageing well. Now if we're talking about hot then and hot now, there's Rufus Sewell.

Then . . .

And now

Talk about a well preserved specimen R42 yum yum daddy

Rufus Sewell was gorgeous in the 90s. I saw him in person around NY in a play and walking around and he was really handsome in a brooding Byronic sort of way like he was in Cold Comfort Farm. He has not aged well at all and he has this weird wonky eye now that he must have always had but seems to have worsened with age.

R42. I'm Team 'Both'! I subjected myself to the boring shitfest of 'Man in the High Castle' for Rufus!

R37. With Livia, Ben Barnes, and Livia's fug shoes..

If that's a rug it's a very good one.

Met him years ago at a cast party. He was much thinner than onscreen - I expected broad shoulders and chest, but he was really quite meh. His hair was an unexpected light brown. Sat in the corner with a castmate discussing poetry. No fun at all. Wife and kids were nice.

What were you expecting R48? Juggling on a unicycle perhaps?

Thank R46 I nearly came in my booth at Apollo burger over Ben in that suit! And look at Livia's head tilt towards Ben like she's saying, I'm getting a piece of this, jealous, bitch?

Looked not great in the latest Bridget Jones movie.

As I've learned from the "You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again" thread everyone in Hollywood is into hardcore S&M.

[quote]Livia is actually an ancient Roman name. Livia Drusilla was the wife of emperor Augustus.

And Firth's wife is Italian; she's not being pretentious or hipsterish -- or at least not about her name.

Their sons have Italian names as well-Luca and Matteo.

I salute Tom Ford for making Colin get in shape for "A Single Man".

Fat shaming always gets results.

[quote]Their sons have Italian names as well-Luca and Matteo

Those names don't go well with "Firth" at all.

[quote]Allegedly pronged Scarlett Johansson and Kate Winslet.

I think he laments that he has this façade of being staid and boring because of the roles he plays so he acts out with his female costars. Both Colin and Julianne Moore said that when Colin would kiss her in A Single Man he had to be told to stop kissing Julianne back; he kept going for it. I'm sure if he hasn't had an affair with them he's made move on Johannson, Emma Stone, Nicole Kidman and any younger woman he's costarred with. He thinks he's a passionate Italian like his wife.

Way to reach for the stars!

Yes I think a bit less of him for having been with a bimbo like Meg Tilly for so long.

R6 Jon Kortajarena too

And Nick

He cheated on Meg Tilly with Jennifer Ehle and cheated on her with his current wife. Maybe Livia is more tolerant than the others.

So Colin is a serial cheater. The wife must be too busy or desperate

[quote] He cheated on Meg Tilly with Jennifer Ehle.

Colin and Meg broke up in 1993 and Jennifer hooked up in 1994/5.

The wife's European, they look the other way.

He also had an affair with a Dutch actress named Sylvia Millecam who appeared in Dutch Playboy. From her biography-

"In 1985 Sylvia played the part of Greetje in the British film Dutch Girls. The story's about British teenagers who go on a school-hockey trip to The Netherlands, where they experience the first turmoils of sexuality. The lead part of Neil Truelove is played by 23 year old Colin Firth, who would later become world famous with amongst other things his part as Mark Darcy in the two Bridget Jones movies. During the filming in The Netherlands, the sexual tension between Sylvia and Firth reached a boiling point and an affair ensued.

[then longterm partner of Sylvia] Gijs de Lange recalls: "She visited him in London. From there she would call me now and again to ask if she could stay a little longer. I said that was fine. In the meanwhile I would go to the same restaurant in Amsterdam every day to eat, pretending I didn't care. Two weeks later, Sylvia was back. We were very open about it in those days. I told her, and she told me [about affairs]."

And on the surface he looks boring..................

[quote]So Colin is a serial cheater.

Well you know these actor types. They are just walking dicks. Going and cumming however they like.

Sylvia Millecam

Yowza! I can't blame him for hitting that R70

I suspect Colin has hidden depths.

No wonder he wasn't happy with that mousy Meg Tilly.

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R8 how on earth can he be bent over at that angle and still not showing his hole and balls? He looks zipped snug as Mr. Rogers cardigan.

Squeezing those cheeks like he's holding a dime between them.

Maybe he's afraid of surprise anal.

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another bump for good measure

Imagining a Colin + Ben sandwich to start my NYE off right!

If he's so successful with women that probably means he's hung.

He could be average. Women aren't as obsessed with size as gays are. I bet he gives good cunnilingus.

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I was just watching Bridget Jones's Diary and he is very sexy in that. My straight girlfriends all love him, too. The characters he plays make him seem like he'd be a good husband, which I assume is where most of his appeal comes from.

He's clenching his cheeks in the pic at R8 because he doesn't want to show off his hole and balls. He's a respected actor not a porn star.

He's one of those fortunate people who got sexier as he aged.

He's always pinged to me.

Your gaydar is broken R88 or it doesn't speak British. Firth's rep for womanizing is notorious.

He looks quite lecherous at R84.

Typical straight male reaction to Scarlet Johansen R90

Her hand is near his crotch. I wonder if he had a stiffy?

Scarlett is average looking and seems to be extremely stupid.

Scarlet is the most interesting actress working in terms of what scripts she chooses. No one else is even close.

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Is it ok if I have a say in this OP?

Straight men love Scarlett. She is definitely sexy and not at all bad as an actress. Amazing body.

I like her but her nose is still huge even after the surgeries. She is serving some butch realness with her short hair.

[quote]Her hand is near his crotch. I wonder if he had a stiffy?

You don't seem to know much about men over 40.

Emma Stone prefers vage so I'm sure he didn't get far with her.

Hot daddy!

Loved him back in the day. Between "Valmont" and "Pride and Prejudice"

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R24 has apparently never heard of a little show called "The Sopranos."

[quote]I want to fuck Colin Firth

But who do you want to fuck Thecond?

He speaks excellent Italian.

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give me colin farrell any day. firth is too clean.

Clean from STD's unlike Farrell! Wrap yourself in saran wrap before shtupping that one.

It's weird how straight women always go for serial cheaters.

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I'll take Firth over Farrell any day. Liked him since Valmont and the little-known Apartment Zero. Also thought he was the only actor who really came off well in A Single Man (probably because he didn't have to do an accent).

Matthew Vaughn defends Kingsmans anal sex joke. "In The Spy Who Loved Me, he says he's 'keeping the British end up'. The innuendo is pretty strong and always comes from the men. I just thought it would be great to turn it on its head by having the woman say it. I actually think it's empowering."

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Colin is a notorious lazy-wiper even by the usually tawdry and mud-bottom British standards.

They consider it "nature's lube."

Please reconsider, OP. Your dream will be ruined by the reality.

No matter how empowered women say they are they will most of the time put up with a cheater.

It must be how we are wired.

Men are liable to cheat and women are liable to put up with it.

And when men are with men it's a perfect free for all.

Unfortunately Colin doesn't reciprocate.

It's cute the way he's rubbing his face on Kevin Bacon's arm.

WHET Kevin Bacon? He was hot back in the day.

Secret family?

Check for hemorrhoids first, especially the long, dangly kind you have to push back up inside with the eraser end of a pencil.

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You and Frankie Heck.

Hot daddy!

I hope it's a scene where Eggsy and Harry fuck!

SEXY stud

He looked like shit in the last Bridget Jones. There is no reason why she would chose him over Patrick Dempsey.

Maybe he has a bigger cock.

I'll hold him down for you OP.

A DLer once wrote that Colin always looks as if he's afraid someone's going to fuck him.

Interesting

Let Colin think about that, R132.

I was reading today that Colin is considering the Broadway revival of My Fair Lady. I don't think he's been on the stage for almost 20 years? Did he ever win an Olivier?

I didn't think Firth was all that when I first noticed him back in the 80's. The more I saw of him, the more I began to appreciate about him. A very fine fellow and a good actor. I thought he was great in Kingsmen recently, and holding his own against the ravages of time.

I think his contemporary Clive Owen is hotter. But Firth is worth an appreciative glance and fuck fantasy or two. So elegant and dapper in that uptight British way. You just know he throws down a wicked fuck when he can drop the Brit stiff upper lip facade. Pomp and circumstance becomes pimp with an uncircumcised pole behind salon doors.

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"I think it's quite extraordinary that people cast me as if I'm Warren Beatty: until I met my present wife, at the age of 35, you could name two girlfriends."

He was supposedly, a notorious pussy hound. They don't usually care to have steady girlfriends.

I had a big crush on him in Pride and prejudice . Still one of the most sex y actors there is even with him being older !

He is naturally a bit full but he starved himself his weight down to wear those Tom Ford suits and looks elderly. He should see a good dermatologist and get a better rug.

Looking forward to Kingsman 2 with that saucy little Taron Egerton!

That's his own hair, not a rug.

He can afford the best, if he needed a rug he'd he bone that looks a lot better than his own hair does.

There's no "secret family." It's well known that he and Meg Tilly had a son 27 years ago. Who by the way is rather unfortunate-looking, considering that his father is Colin Firth. Shame.

Yeah it's like he got the worst parts of his parents. I'll be seeing Kingsman for Colin not pocket sized Taron. I wish they had more faith in British productions. I don't like so much Americana when I want to see a cool, mod, Brit film.

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He could still be hot if he got his jawline tightened up.

Don't want to seem greedy, but I'm going with Colin Firth AND Rufus Sewell. Scrumptiliumcious. (even though Rufus looks like Frodo's dad).

Is it just me or would Colin Firth be perfect in the part of Lawrence O'Donnell? (another hot daddy).

Pity his son didn't inherit his looks.

Taron wants to fuck him too!

OP, nobody would think of trying to talk you out of wanting to fuck Colin Firth. If you want to waste your time wishing for something that will never happen, go for it.

Weinstein used to supply him with women.

Please don't fuck me.

What's he been up to lately?

Besides all the drama with his wife having an affair with a guy who tried to blackmail them both, R154?

Not much.

I swear he fucked Amanda Seyfried during Mamma Mia when he was still hot.

Nah, she had an affair with Dominic Cooper.

He looked awful in the Mamma Mia sequel. He’s off the hot list

Please, I urge you to reconsider.

I'm with you OP, he's very sexy

I was going to add my opinion re Colin Firth (in favor of fucking, definitely), but then someone mentioned Rufus Sewell and my train of thought got totally derailed. Have to go lie down for a bit, back soon......